In the words of the immortal Tripper...
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Does IT Matter?
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And even if we win, if we win, HAH! Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days; even if God in Heaven above points his hand at our side of the field; even if every man woman and child joined hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter because all the really good looking girls would still go out with the guys from Mohawk because they've got all the money! It just doesn't matter if we win or if we lose.
IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!
Everyone: IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER...
Methyl mercaptan has nothing on the stink coming from Diebold.
How can one of Bush's top fundraisers be allowed to run the company producing the computerized voting machines to tally his votes in the next coup de corp?
Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider: (pulling down a diagram) this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense!
Why would a Wookiee - an eight foot tall Wookiee - want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!
But more importantly, you have to ask yourself: what does that have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!
Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major software company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense.
And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation - does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.
If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
If I was to don the tinfoil hat for a bit, I'd say the only reason the dare was so readily accepted by election officials was to stage the illusion of security and uncrackability.
Of course, this is assuming Ms Jekot fails to find weaknesses in the voting system.
Even if she does find exploitable flaws, will she find all of them? Probably not, in my opinion.
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IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!
Everyone: IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER...
On weed?
How can one of Bush's top fundraisers be allowed to run the company producing the computerized voting machines to tally his votes in the next coup de corp?
Check out this article on Democracy Now! for more info.
We're smart enough to build it if you are smart enough to ride it.
Anyone up for a game over the Rockies?
Free the meme! Viva la revolution!
Or not.
Why would a Wookiee - an eight foot tall Wookiee - want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!
But more importantly, you have to ask yourself: what does that have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!
Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major software company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense.
And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation - does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.
If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
http://www.redhat.com/training/
Thanks Plaxo!
It seems that if capillary action can do that, a long version of this cell could draw sea water, making power and fresh water at the same time.
Maybe I'm not the first to post this, but so what?
I'm thinking that the title 'Lord of the Inflatable Butt Rings' would be more appropriate for those with more tender hindquarters.
Developers Developers Developers!
It's too hard to make Beowulf clusters from old Gillettes.
Doing so would steal away the main reason why I use it; to look down on the dumb.
Rather than tailoring Linux to be usable by the ignorant, wouldn't it be better to shame them into getting a clue?
Yeah I know, Flamebait -1. What the hell, stupidity has me in a bad mood today and I've got the karma.
The RIAA has Hilary Rosen.
Obviously, the RIAA is a much worse threat.
How about something useful, like a house?
If my mechanic told me that, I'd chew him a new one and demand my money back.
How long till the straight marketeers catch on with worms to move hits over their sites?
Oh heavens no. I'd never insult robots in such a vile manner.
Dick Cheney?
Life. Don't talk to me about life.
Of course, this is assuming Ms Jekot fails to find weaknesses in the voting system.
Even if she does find exploitable flaws, will she find all of them? Probably not, in my opinion.
Am I being cynical and paranoid? Hell yes.
Counting four twice still makes it five.
Not counting Pamela Anderson, of course.
Or are you just happy to see me?