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  1. The Straw Man fallacy on Privacy in the Woods? · · Score: 1
    The Straw Man fallacy is committed when a person simply ignores a person's actual position and substitutes a distorted, exaggerated or misrepresented version of that position. This sort of "reasoning" has the following pattern:

    1. Person A has position X.

    2. Person B presents position Y (which is a distorted version of X).

    3. Person B attacks position Y.

    4. Therefore X is false/incorrect/flawed.

    This sort of "reasoning" is fallacious because attacking a distorted version of a position simply does not constitute an attack on the position itself. One might as well expect an attack on a poor drawing of a person to hurt the person.

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  2. As long as it's voluntary. on Privacy in the Woods? · · Score: 1
    Having the option to carry a transponder to make potential rescue attempts easier and faster is a good thing.

    Some people go out into the wilderness for the very fact that is is the wilderness.

    It may not be the most Darwinistically intelligent thing to do, but many people get a certain rush from braving the wild.

    Knowing that one's location is known and that they aren't in any "real" danger tends to negate this feeling of being one with nature in all it's beauty and danger.

    Having said that, getting my skull gnawed by a bear is not on my list of things to do while hiking, so I'd be happy to beta test one of them there trackers.

  3. A question of scale. on Stopping Overseas Fax Spam? · · Score: 5, Funny
    Is my only weapon having a bunch of friends call this 800 number to make the company's overseas toll-free phone bill unbearable?


    Not a bad weapon if you consider Slashdot a bunch of friends.

    Wonder-slash powers activate!


    Form of a massive 800 number DoSing!


    Shape of a six digit phone bill!

  4. Oh great. on Apple Patented by Microsoft · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does this mean I should expect the blue sky of death?

  5. Kevin Shelley on CA Secretary of State Bans Diebold Machines · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If it's on paper, you'll have my vote next election.

  6. I'm I the only one who read the headline... on What Lies Ahead For Linux · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    As "What Untruths Ahead for Linux"?


    I guess it's just too much SCO conditioning.

  7. Gotta take care of the mouse hand. on Summer Is Coming; Will Your Mousing Hand Survive? · · Score: 5, Funny

    For some of us, it represents half our love lives.

  8. Notice... on Linux's Achilles Heel Apparently Revealed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He didn't reveal what sound card he was actually working with?

  9. I wonder.. on Microsoft Settles Minnesota Antitrust Suit · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Will the one million overcharged customers be seeing any of this settlement? Or is this just a penalty being assessed by the state?

    If so, I can see why M$ would settle.

    A win against them in court by the state would make it a lot easier for a class-action suit to also win, setting even further precedent in other states.

  10. Sex? on Ask the Robotic Psychiatrist · · Score: 4, Funny

    Will extramarital sex with robots of various levels of sentience be considered "cheating"?

  11. Re:What are the Macs for? on 600 PowerMacs Make One DVD · · Score: 1
    Yeah, it sure pays to click page 2, alright.

    It pays even more to recheck the parent before clicking submit.

  12. Re:What are the Macs for? on 600 PowerMacs Make One DVD · · Score: 1, Informative
    You Only Live Twice is 117 minutes long.

    At 24 frames per second, it contains 168480 frames.

    The article says there are a pair of Imager XE-Advanced scanners.

    Each scanner takes four minutes per frame.

    Using these numbers, You Only Live Twice will take about 25 days to scan.


    To answer your question, I have no fucking idea why so many Macs are being used, except maybe for their hard drives.

  13. Khan!!!!!! on Offshoring Trends Net Biotech Firms · · Score: 2, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new bio-engineered East Indian overlords.

  14. The Big Bang Pringle on Is the Universe Shaped Like a Funnel? · · Score: 0

    Once you pop, you can't stop.

  15. Great! on James Gosling On The Sun/Microsoft Settlement · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    So when is Java going to be open-source?

  16. What? You want a Prada? on Rocket Science vs. Barry Bonds · · Score: 4, Funny
    For the last few seasons, the Padres reliever with the least experience has to carry a pink Barbie backpack filled with candy, sunflower seeds and whatever else relievers like to have during games. The low man carries it out to the bullpen.

    "But what's the bag going to look like?" Szuminski asked.

    Methinks this guy has been watching a little too much Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

    Oh well, at least he's a pitcher and not a catcher.

  17. The Tribe has spoken... on Russian Group Plans Manned Mars Mission By 2011 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You have been voted off the crew. It's time to say goodbye and enter the airlock.

  18. They call that picture an embrace? on Sun's President Dreams of a Linux Future · · Score: 5, Funny

    It looks more like a ju-jitsu demostration.

  19. High-end business? on Sun's President Dreams of a Linux Future · · Score: 1
    It does now ship some cheap Linux servers, but this is surely a token gesture, for sales of low-end boxes cannibalise Sun's core high-end business. Now it is Red Wings jerseys.

    All this time I thought servers were Sun's high-end product. Jerseys...who'd have thunk?

  20. Sorry boss... on Can Communications Be Learned From Chimps? · · Score: 1, Informative

    Dung throwing is chimp for "I respect your leadership"

  21. I dub the effect "Mistakenography" on Microsoft PR: Looking Under The Hood · · Score: 3, Funny
    The hiding of mistakes in otherwise corrected files.

    Does anyone else see the potential humor factor in sending the people memos with deliberately corrected info?

    It's a whole new realm of sarcasm.

  22. Cool. on Elon Musk's SpaceX Offers Low-Cost Rockets · · Score: 1

    Now when can I get a "Launch It Now" button for my website?

  23. An elevator to deliver drugs? on Will You Ride This Nano-Elevator? · · Score: 1

    Brings new meaning to getting high.

  24. a chihauhau? on Is {pluto|sedna} A Planet? · · Score: 1

    Chihuahuas everywhere growl in unison.

  25. Extra security screening. on Congress to Test Air Screening Program · · Score: 4, Funny
    Passengers who raise questions would be classified as yellow and would receive extra security screening.

    Am I the only one who read that as, "rubber glove and a handful of vaseline"?

    /note to self, do not ask questions at the airport