Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.
[kneels]
Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like
My dad said flu vacines are linked to autism, so to be save from swine flu I'm trying to lick an autistic kid. Now you tell me I have to check the kid for Gonorrhea first?
I am forced into speech because men of science have refused to follow my advice without knowing why. It is altogether against my will that I tell my reasons for opposing this contemplated invasion of the antarctic - with its vast fossil hunt and its wholesale boring and melting of the ancient ice caps. And I am the more reluctant because my warning may be in vain.
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I guess sand-scripts start with a she-bang: #!/bin/laden -w
My dog has no nose. * *That's a joke.
Those birds were fucking and flying at the same time? Wow, that must have been a sight!
Rule 34 of the internet! I'm going to register vomitguards.com. Let's get onto this!
Wouldn't you? Watch this!
Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.
[kneels] Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like
[sniffing, pondering]
Kilgore: victory.
I'll wait for "Mostly Harmless" )
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Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!
famous last words: Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!
It's not that bad#{èkn095.ç NO CARRIER
OB xkcd: Road Rage.
Pffff, what did the Romans ever do for us?
You need to sit back and let the future happen.
My dad said flu vacines are linked to autism, so to be save from swine flu I'm trying to lick an autistic kid. Now you tell me I have to check the kid for Gonorrhea first?
You can buy a towel!
Lenslok was more fun that some of the games it came with!
I've had hours of fun with that little prism.
Maybe they'll run into a Shoggoth!
Clippy? Is that you?
I've found a beautiful explanation for this but unfortunately I cannot stop because this exit ramp is too narrow.
Nice, 'course there's an emacs command to do that, good old C-x M-c M-modintooblivion...
No arms?
He's called the Black "Tis but a scratch; I've had worse!" Knight!
Witnesses heard the burglar shout: "Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes in this motherfucking place!"
You're one of those guys that, whenever he learns a new skill you concoct elaborate fantasy scenarios?
African or european octopuses?