Bring a towel, it's more useful. A towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag discovers that a hitchhiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitchhiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitchhiker might accidentally have 'lost'. What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.
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You should have seen the Barley Townswomen's Guild re-enactment!
Hey, life without walls...
a.k.a. Ezekiel 25:17.
Ni!
Aight, Bloodninja was his name!
Don't you mean the good old Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic?
Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
I think I can hear an ambulance!
It's Bouquet!
OB H2G2:
I do enjoy the occasional game of cricket, but please note that most sensible citizens of the galaxy find the sport to be in rather bad taste!
Never forget, there are 10 types of explosives: those who use binary and those who don't!
You didn't mention his name but to answer your question, -273.15 degrees Celsius.
Eh, she's leaving him it seems. At least, that's what SHE SAID!
Shaft!
Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Shaft!)
You're damn right
Who is the man
That would risk his neck for his brother man?
(Shaft!)
Can ya dig it?
Why not ask the firm who made your radio just to make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
Are you sure about rising sea levels?
What does that mean, changing the timestamp on your secretary? How do you do it? The manual isn't exactly clear on working with secretaries.
I'm very confused.
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When I don't know, but I do know where: at Milliways!
And with a margin that's large enough to contain these words!
Bring a towel, it's more useful. A towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag discovers that a hitchhiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitchhiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitchhiker might accidentally have 'lost'. What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.
Imagine Bart Simpson, a re-bigulator and a catapult. That, and the airplace is all you need.
You'd need a MDD, not a MBH!
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