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  1. Re:A tidy sum in sales of the printed version... on Oxford Dictionary Considers Going Online Only · · Score: 1

    They're not even anaspeptic, nor phrasmotic, not even compunctious to have caused us such pericombobulation!

  2. Re:Bird bath on Fun To Be Had With a 10-Foot Satellite Dish? · · Score: 1

    An antenna feed?

  3. Re:A Patent? on Servers Ahoy — Startup To Build Floating Data Centers · · Score: 1

    Come on, it will yield us a totally new name for number crunching: "floating points!"

  4. Re:Them scurvy dogs on Servers Ahoy — Startup To Build Floating Data Centers · · Score: 1

    You forgot objective-sea!

  5. Re:Let's be clear on Churchill Accused of Sealing UFO Files, Fearing Public Panic · · Score: 1

    There were zwei peanuts, walking down the straße, und one was a salted... peanut!

  6. Re:What????? on Radioactive Boar On the Rise In Germany · · Score: 1

    I hope to never see one! I've heard the legends and I virtualize a Fallout as half-salamander, because, according to tradition, the thing was born in the Flame Deluge, and as half-incubus who despoiled virgins in their sleep (slashdotters, beware!)

  7. Re:Happy sysadmin day? on Happy System Administrator Appreciation Day · · Score: 1

    Now get back to work or I'll replace you with a very small Perl script!

  8. Re:Unfortunately... on Managing the Most Remote Data Center In the World · · Score: 1

    Why tentacle-rape hentai when you have elder things? Tekeli li, tekeli li!

  9. African or European squirrel?

  10. Re:Pigeon on Internet Access While Sailing? (Revisited) · · Score: 1

    And it's all documented! Read the fine RFC 1149 and RFC 2549 :)

  11. Re:What? on US Deploys 'Heat-Ray' In Afghanistan · · Score: 1

    Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat!

  12. Re:So? on Paperless Tickets Flourish Despite 'Grandma Problem' · · Score: 1

    I insist on naming my future grandchild 'little bobby tables'!

  13. Re:Why on Grigory Perelman Turns Down $1M Millennium Prize · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe he wants euros instead?

  14. Re:It'll look cool on Buy Your Own Tron Lightcycle For $35,000 · · Score: 1

    When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.

  15. Re:Who? on Knuth Plans 'Earthshaking Announcement' Wednesday · · Score: 1

    Hey, I've never heard of Ford because the name is only pronounceable in an obscure dialect that almost got wiped out during the "Great Collapsing Hrung Disaster of Gal./Sid./Year 03758", you insensitive claude!

  16. Re:It's kinda sad... on Khan Academy Delivers 100,000 Lectures Daily · · Score: 1

    Yes, Not even goatse himself would read that as Ass-Cap!

  17. Re:dreaded? on YouTube Gets a Vuvuzela Button (Seriously) · · Score: 1

    ... but you can't tune a fish!

  18. Re:Or how about... on YouTube Gets a Vuvuzela Button (Seriously) · · Score: 5, Funny
  19. Re:"Rainbow Chasers" parody indie film on Tornado Scientists Butt Heads With Storm Chasers · · Score: 1

    A bit like permafrost chasers it seems :)

  20. Re:There's got to be a better way... on Finland To Legalize Use of Unsecured Wi-Fi · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's one t-shirt that won't get any RIAA approuval!

  21. Re:Piping Feature? No... on Giant Guatemalan 'Sinkhole' Is Worse Than We Thought · · Score: 5, Funny

    Naa, just a lame knockoff of goatse!

  22. Re:Did penguins answer ? on Mobile Game Trojan Calls the South Pole · · Score: 1

    No penguins answered. The only sound they heard was Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!

  23. missing option on How To Get a Game-Obsessed Teenager Into Coding? · · Score: 1

    waterboarding 'till s?he agrees?

  24. Re:Has to be said on Video Gamers Have Power Over Their Dreams · · Score: 1
  25. Re:Seriously... on New York City Street Gets a Tourist Lane · · Score: 1

    Perhaps they noticed you, and that's why they're speeding up?