Jim's passed on! This Jim is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-Jim!!
Simply coming up with a quip that gets a giggle and a "+1, Funny" mod out of the Slashdot crowd is a challenge.
There are those who find Ferber amusing, others who laugh at Hunter S. Thompson. Still others are tickled pink by Christopher Buckley or the scrbblings of
Patrick McManus or George Carlin.
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Wow! Imagine the droppings! Watch your head...
Simple, you do like they do on usenet: www.whatever.god.god.god
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Whish I had mod points. About a month ago Unicef Belgium started an ad campaign showing the Smurf's village being bombed into oblivion.
Guess what, many people were shocked to see 'real' violence in a cartoon. The clip made the news all over the world.
Smurf village razedSo?
That gorilla might have replied to some spam.
He'd be desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin...
They once did believe in execution (french revolution anyone) but they evolved!
luxury!
only in Korea would that happen!
Holy Shit!
Andy, I want to give you an "F" on homepage design! 1994 called, they want their style back!
OMG, I read that as obesity and was thinking: does the FBI know what they're getting into???
It's *Spelled* "Aluminium," But It's Pronounced "Throat-Wobbler Mangrove"
Up, both ways?
Cutting her teeth on java programming, is she?
Jim's passed on! This Jim is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-Jim!!
LOL!
You Need Not Be Paranoid To Fear RFID...
...but it helps?
Actually, a lot...
Ok, not 1985, but my 20 1989 720 Kb DD/DS Atari ST/MSDOS floppies are still readable on my linux box at home.
Isn't duct tape all you need?
BLACKADDER
First name?
BALDRICK
Not sure.
BLACKADDER
You must have some idea.
BALDRICK
Well, it might be Sod Off.
BLACKADDER (irritated)
What?
BALDRICK
When I used to play in the gutter
I used to say to the other snipes 'Hello,
my name's Baldrick' and they used to say
'Yes, we know, Sod Off Baldrick'.
In Soviet Russia, MIT laptop's crank you up!
A perfect cromulent word indeed, Sir!
I told them already it's more of a Shelbyville idea!
I don't know, but, looking at your posting I'd say double-quote delimited data!
Are you sure you don't mean Patrick McAnus?