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More Evidence For Hobbit Sized Species

GogglesPisano writes "CNN.com reports that scientists digging in a remote Indonesian cave have uncovered a jaw bone that they say adds more evidence that a tiny prehistoric Hobbit-like species once existed." From the article: "The discovery of a jaw bone, to be reported in Thursday's issue of the journal Nature, represents the ninth individual belonging to a group believed to have lived as recently as 12,000 years ago. The bones are in a wet cave on the island of Flores in the eastern limb of the Indonesian archipelago, near Australia."

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  1. Ever think.... by Durrok · · Score: 1

    It could have just been a young kid? I'm sure the hobbit idea is much more interesting though...

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    1. Re:Ever think.... by Namronorman · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Bone structures change over time, especially from child to adult. I think they would have been able to tell easily if it were. The main controversy here that I see from the article is that some people believe that the bones found have been that of a person who suffered from microencephaly or dwarfism.

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    2. Re:Ever think.... by jbrader · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's easy to tell from dentition and the state of the bone as well as other things the general age of an animal or person from a jaw bone.

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    3. Re:Ever think.... by geeber · · Score: 5, Funny

      It could have just been a young kid? I'm sure the hobbit idea is much more interesting though...

      I am sure that idea never occured to the scientists doing the digging. You should write to them and let them know your brilliant theory. That would save everyone involved a lot of time.

    4. Re:Ever think.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Might be just the alcohol.

    5. Re:Ever think.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy crap! We never thought of that! Thanks, Slashdot user 912509!

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    6. Re:Ever think.... by technomancer68 · · Score: 1

      I think it was the enlarged foot with hair still growing out of it next to the jaw that was a dead give away.

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    7. Re:Ever think.... by giberti · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Why couldn't there be a small adult size? We have dwarfed people alive today functioning in society without issue. And since we're talking L.O.T.R. here, weren't the body doubles for the hobbits all Indonesian?

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    8. Re:Ever think.... by 't+is+DjiM · · Score: 1

      I too have large feet and there is hair on one of my toes. I'm not a hobbit!

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    9. Re:Ever think.... by ray-auch · · Score: 2, Informative

      The point of this article is that latest finds are bones of other individuals with similar characteristics.

      So it isn't "a person", it is maybe several people _all_ suffering from microencephaly, all died / buried in the same place, without any normal homo sapiens remains.

      Could be a primitive society with a history of the disease and a special burial place exclusively for those afflicted - but we're having to stretch the theory rather a lot to explain this...

    10. Re:Ever think.... by dogbreathcanada · · Score: 3, Funny

      Brilliant! I'm going to offer you an honorary Doctorate in Archeology from the University of Dumbasses.

    11. Re:Ever think.... by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Funny

      Definitely do that. The scientists will likely be intrigued by your ideas and want to subscribe to your newsletter.

    12. Re:Ever think.... by Locke2005 · · Score: 2

      Jaw bones contain teeth. Wear on the teeth is usually a pretty good indicator of age. So yes, it could have just been a small child that had been chewing tough food for at least 20 years...

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    13. Re:Ever think.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Erm I think it was like,

      Scientist 1: 'it's a small child, what do we say, we'll lose our funding dude?'

      Scientist 2: 'Well we can call it a hobbit?'

      Scientist 1: 'Oh man that's sweet we'll be able to get a new bong with the funding, dude you are sooo smart, you're like Albrecht Ensten or something'

      Scientist 2: 'Who?'

    14. Re:Ever think.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Frodo Lives!

    15. Re:Ever think.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It could have just been a young kid?

      If you'd RTFA, you'd know that the enormous 11 inch penis excludes that theory....

      jeez...

    16. Re:Ever think.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This shouldn't seem like such a big deal. There is a concept in Island Biogeography that proposes that species isolated on an island experience dwarfism. So, its not an anomoly its an evolutionary process. Case in point, the Komodo dragon. As big as it is... its actually a dwarf of its original ancestors! Believe it or not! ;-) WOW!!!! I never thought I would ever be able to apply that college course to anything in my life! WOOT!

    17. Re:Ever think.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No

    18. Re:Ever think.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Denial is one of the first signs....

    19. Re:Ever think.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where did that newsletter joke come from? I have seen it quite a few times on slashdot but never did find out where it was from.

    20. Re:Ever think.... by ThatComputerGuy · · Score: 1
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    21. Re:Ever think.... by MyDixieWrecked · · Score: 1

      The article says:

      Fully grown, Homo floresiensis would have stood about 3 feet tall, with a brain about the size of a chimpanzee.

      I dunno. I think they may have been related to southpark's Timmay. I mean... a brain as big as a chimpanzee?! they've gotta have a pretty large cranial structure to support such an immense thought processor.

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  2. Or it could be a dwarf by RailGunner · · Score: 4, Informative
    From TFA: A vocal scientific minority insists the Hobbit specimens do not represent a new species at all. They believe the specimens are nothing more than the bones of modern humans that suffered from microencephaly, a broadly defined genetic disorder that results in small brain size and other defects.

    And, at least two groups of opponents have submitted their own studies to other leading scientific journals refuting the Flores work.

    "This paper doesn't clinch it. I feel strongly that people are glossing over the problems with this interpretation," said Robert Martin, a biological anthropologist and provost of the Field Museum of Natural History in Chicago.

    1. Re:Or it could be a dwarf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, a population that as a group, seems to suffer from a particular, inherited genetic disorder, possibly as a response to a resource-limited environment? So, what do these naysayers think would constitute speciation?

    2. Re:Or it could be a dwarf by RailGunner · · Score: 3, Informative
      So, what do these naysayers think would constitute speciation?

      How about the inability to sexually reproduce with the original species? A human with microencephaly can still sexually reproduce with another human that does not have this disorder.

      However, to call it a new species seems extremely short sighted.

    3. Re:Or it could be a dwarf by the+phantom · · Score: 5, Informative

      Traditionally? Speciation occurs when the decendant* line can no longer interbreed with the ancestor* line to produce viable offspring. Sickle cell anemia could be considered an inherited genetic disorder that is possibly a response to Malaria, yet the large populations of Africans that tend to have either full or partial expression of the trait are not a genetically distinct population -- they are still capable of reproducing with other Africans, Europeans, Asians, American Indians, or any other human population.

      Defining species from fossils and bones can be a bit trickier -- can you prove that this population is (a) represented by these bones, (b) genetically distinct, and (c) incapable of creating viable offspring with any other 'human' population.

      I would also like to note that there are a great variety of human populations. In Africa alone, there are groups that tend to be quite short and robust, and groups that tend to be quite tall and gracile. In a fossil record, they might bee seen as distinct species, yet we know that they can have children together. Just one of the hazards of fossils, I suppose.

      * ancestor and decendant, are, of course, relative

    4. Re:Or it could be a dwarf by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 4, Funny
      ancestor and decendant, are, of course, relative
      You've been waiting to use that for a while, haven't you?
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    5. Re:Or it could be a dwarf by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      Yup. :P

    6. Re:Or it could be a dwarf by Prof.+Pi · · Score: 2, Funny
      can you prove that this population is (a) represented by these bones, (b) genetically distinct, and (c) incapable of creating viable offspring with any other 'human' population.


      They've been dead 12,000 years, so I'd guess that (c) is a yes.

    7. Re:Or it could be a dwarf by aachrisg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There's no way it could be a dwarf. The brain size is far out of anything like the normal human range (including dwarves and pygmies), falling in the middle of the chimpanzee range. In fact, its totally off the mark for anything else in genus homo, which is the interesting part. Assuming they are part of genus homo, they would have evolved from ancestors with larger brains, and the selection for smaller brain size must have been as strong as that for smaller stature.

    8. Re:Or it could be a dwarf by blamanj · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes. The skeptics are publishing, too. More here.

    9. Re:Or it could be a dwarf by Tatarize · · Score: 0

      How about the inability to sexually reproduce with the original species?

      Okay, 15k years is a short enough time to still get DNA. Clone me one, I'll have a lot of sex with it and see if we can make a viable offspring.

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    10. Re:Or it could be a dwarf by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      They've been dead 12,000 years, so I'd guess that (c) is a yes.


      But your great, great, great grandfather is now incapable of producing offspring, yet we don't consider him another species.

      I know you were being a smart ass, but I had to respond anyway.

    11. Re:Or it could be a dwarf by mydocuments · · Score: 2, Funny

      If it were a dwarf, we could expect battleaxes, scraps of armour, and of course the occasional goblin skull to be floating about in the cave with it... Hold on! It might be a goblin! Did any of the bones have a the "Made in Mordor" logo?

    12. Re:Or it could be a dwarf by mortong · · Score: 1

      That hard up, huh?

    13. Re:Or it could be a dwarf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I know you were being a smart ass, but I had to respond anyway.

      You could have achieved the same effect by just saying "I lose."

    14. Re:Or it could be a dwarf by digitalunity · · Score: 1

      Maybe he just likes midgets?

      They are light enough to do fun things with...

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    15. Re:Or it could be a dwarf by bcrowell · · Score: 1

      yet the large populations of Africans that tend to have either full or partial expression of the trait are not a genetically distinct population -- they are still capable of reproducing with other Africans, Europeans, Asians, American Indians, or any other human population.
      Are you sure this has really been tested empirically? As a male of European descent, I would be happy to help verify this with a large population of African women.

    16. Re:Or it could be a dwarf by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately that definition has problems as many species can interbreed although many get sterile offsprings. For instance would you consider horses and donkeys the same race? or tigers and lions?

    17. Re:Or it could be a dwarf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about the inability to sexually reproduce with the original species? A human with microencephaly can still sexually reproduce with another human that does not have this disorder. Speak for yourself. I'm not big into dwarf porn. Tall guy.

    18. Re:Or it could be a dwarf by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      viable == not sterile

      I have that one covered. Horses and donkeys do not produce viable offspring -- they produce sterile offspring that are incapable of having offspring of their own. In the animal kingdom, this definition of species holds pretty well. It is not quite so good for plants, but the same general idea is applied.

    19. Re:Or it could be a dwarf by paladinwannabe2 · · Score: 1

      We have a race of tiny adult humans already, they are called pygmies. They average about 4 feet tall. They are not a seperate species by any means- they are just a race of short people. It is not hard to imagine that there could have been a race of humans (not a different species) who were even shorter. After all, if a toy poodle and a great dane are the same species, having humans that averaged 3 feet tall instead of 5 feet is trivial.

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  3. Before anyone else does... by RoboRay · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I, for one, welcome our new hobbit-sized overlords!

    1. Re:Before anyone else does... by size1one · · Score: 1
      I, for one, welcome our new hobbit-sized overlords!

      Against enemies 1-2 shorter than myself im not going down without a fight unless they vastly outnumber me. With a good set of shinguards and i'll be just fine.

    2. Re:Before anyone else does... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      even 1 on 1 they will beat you.... they know ninjitsu......

    3. Re:Before anyone else does... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I, for one, welcome our new hobbit-sized overlords!

      I think they're technically "underlords", what with being tiny, mostly harmless and living underground, and all.

      Just watch out for the one's with glowing golden rings that pulse with an aura of evil incarnate, and you'll be fine! :-)

    4. Re:Before anyone else does... by wtansill · · Score: 1
      I, for one, welcome our new hobbit-sized overlords!
      They weren't Hobbits -- that's all that's left of the Smurf's village after the bomb raid shown by the folks from Unicef...
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    5. Re:Before anyone else does... by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Uh, these people arms are positioned perfectly for punching a man where it hurts the most... shinguards hell, I'll take my guards at a slightly higher position, thank you very much!

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    6. Re:Before anyone else does... by RoboRay · · Score: 0

      Oh, come on on... Redundant? I can understand the 2nd or 3rd or 4th or more "overlords" post being redundant, but not the FIRST one. That makes no sense at all. Back to meta-modding for you!

  4. All makes sense by powerpuffgirls · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow! Eastern limb of the Indonesian archipelago, near Australia, which is close to New Zealand, which is where LOTR was shot.

    1. Re:All makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      which starred Ian MacKellen who was also in X-Men with Donna Goodhand, who was in Cavedweller with... Kevin Bacon.

    2. Re:All makes sense by kai.chan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wow! And if you look at the date of the CNN article, if you times the numeric value of the month by 2, and add it to the numeric value of the article's day, you get 31, which is the sum of the numeric release date (12 + 19) of Fellowship of the Ring! Coincidence?? I think not!

    3. Re:All makes sense by MightyMartian · · Score: 1
      Wow! And if you look at the date of the CNN article, if you times the numeric value of the month by 2, and add it to the numeric value of the article's day, you get 31, which is the sum of the numeric release date (12 + 19) of Fellowship of the Ring! Coincidence?? I think not!

      Yeah, sort of like how a Mexican will get a thrill of familiarity from a documentary on Baffin Island.

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    4. Re:All makes sense by Krach42 · · Score: 2, Funny

      crap, we can't even go back 30,000 years and find someone who's more than 7 levels of indirectrion from Keven Bacon.

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    5. Re:All makes sense by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      And if you look at the date of the CNN article, if you times the numeric value of the month by 2,

      If you "times" it? What are you, an infant?

    6. Re:All makes sense by xSauronx · · Score: 1
      no

      i just asked my 2 year old son to repeat "times"

      he clearly said "tah!"

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    7. Re:All makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know... for all the LOTR comments because it says "hobbit-like", I would think SOMEONE would remember the Ewoks from starwars. How do we know it wasn't a race of these funny little slapstick guys.

    8. Re:All makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      {pedantic mode>

      LOTR has Sean Astin who was in White Water Summer with Kevin Bacon. One Degree of Bacon.

      {/pedantic mode>

    9. Re:All makes sense by phxbadash · · Score: 1

      I think after the trainwreck that was episodes I-III, most people are trying to repress the memory of starwars.

      Thanks for ruining 6 months of therapy you insensitive clod!

  5. isn't it obvious to you all? by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Funny

    the jawbone was placed there by satan to test your faith

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    1. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by RedNovember · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Speaking of which...

      What is the religious answer to this? Do they contend that these were a failed first protoype of later man? Someone give me an argument to go on...

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    2. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The GOOD Christian answer is that these bones are a liberal-commie-jewish plot planted by the liberal-commie-jewish agents of Satan to test our faith in our Lord Jesus Christ (who is only Jewish when it is useful for our GOOD Christian purposes).

    3. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What is the religious answer to this? Do they contend that these were a failed first protoype of later man? Someone give me an argument to go on...

      Depends on the religion. Don't believe the haters who tell you that everyone who's religious has a feeble and closed mind, and just spouts whatever they last heard coming from a pulpit: there are as many opinions among the religious as among atheists. In fact, you'll probably find an even more diverse range of opinions among the religious, since we don't feel quite so compelled to reject ideas just because they're clearly impossible. :P

      If you look in Genesis, there's a bit where it says that there were giants before the Flood, so the creationists would probably tell you that there were clearly dwarfs too, but they were horrible sinful creatures that richly deserved the drowning God sent them.

      As a mostly-Christian who rejects the parts of the faith that modern science has disproven (but retains the fundamental moral principles, and tries to hang on to some kind of hope for an afterlife), I personally would take the line that God set up fairly broad parameters for the evolution of intelligence, but didn't interfere with the freedom of the various types of people who evolved, so it was possible for a species to die out again.

      Ask a third person, and you'll probably get a third answer. That's the way it goes with things that can't be proven or discussed scientifically - everyone's view is equally valid (or invalid, if you prefer).

    4. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 3, Funny

      They were placed there through the grace of His Noodly Appendage to test our faith, duh!

    5. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by bdcrazy · · Score: 1

      Since there were writings on giants, i'm sure you could easily argue there were also those on the other end of the spectrum.

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    6. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've fallen into the trap of pitting science against religion, when actually the two are rarely at odds. It's usually a case of ignorant religious followers arguing against ignorant followers of science.

    7. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by Refrag · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Replace "Christian" with "Religious Nutjob" in his post, and he'll sound like a sane human being.

      Christians. Persecuted. All over the world. Haha. That's funny. Wait, did you mean to say persecuting?

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    8. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by 3nd32 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, as one of the more Fundamentalist Christians on /., I'll attempt this one ^_^. I'm hardly an expert on matters theological or scientific, but the first thought would be... they're humans who have a genetic tendency toward small size. There's no reason this couldn't be a population-wide trait and still fit with the Bible. The only dispute would be time of the change, as some Christians maintain a 9,000-ish year old earth.

      Another direction to approach this from would be that, while they are tool-users, they aren't actually humans. They're just another creation of God that happens to resemble us, while not being created in His image (as spiritual beings). I would lean toward the first interpretation rather than this one.

      Feel free to tear either of these apart, preferably with REASONED arguments rather than foaming at the mouth.

    9. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by Goody · · Score: 3, Funny

      What is the religious answer to this? Do they contend that these were a failed first protoype of later man? Someone give me an argument to go on...

      While we're asking religious questions, what is the religous answer to why my truck is burning more oil these days?

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    10. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh come on now. Christians dominate a fairly healthy fraction of the world. Now I'll freely admit that in places like Iran and China Christians tend to have a tough time of it, but to say "all over the world" is pretty ridiculous. Consider that Europe, the Americas, Europe and parts of Africa are dominated by Christians, your statement comes off as paranoid and a little delusional.

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    11. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well, it's this. Stupidity is a sin. Incompetence is a sin. Come to think of it, being a woman is a sin. And what do most women do when it comes to dealing with anything with an internal combustion engine? Neglect and abuse it until it dies.

      Either that or your disturbing lack of faith has caused piston ring clearances to diminish to the point where you start consuming more oil.

    12. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Well, largely your claim is something of a cheat, if you advocate some sort of Biblical literalism, rather like the way that NOah's Ark advocates will insert notions like "calm" flooding or moon poles to get over the engineering possibilities of the Ark. Yes, in all cases the Bible doesn't say such details didn't exist, but by that logic I could prove the Adam had a microwave oven.

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    13. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1

      "What is the religious answer to this? Do they contend that these were a failed first protoype of later man? Someone give me an argument to go on..."

      I don't think there is one. "The sons of god married the daughters of men" in Genesis speaks of descendents being giants and corrupt. No real mention of dwarves in that text to my knowledge. Of course, there is plenty of references to dwarves and elves in folk religion.

      Although if one views *Noah* (or whatever his true Sumerian/Babylonian name was) as a survivor of the flood of Atlantis - supposedly around 12,000 years ago - then that makes this all the more interesting.

      Religion/mythology is pretty interesting if you chuck the dogma.

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    14. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by pavon · · Score: 1

      Well it depends on the religion. For the ones that accept evolution, then this is just another of God's creation, part of his master plan. Of the christians that reject evolution, most of them reject the scientific validity of the other pre-human hominids that have been discovered (Sally, etc). They assert that they are just odd humans (diseased or otherwise), and not a "missing link" or seperate species. I am sure that they feel the same about this discovery.

    15. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Turkey, you would very likely be severely beaten for being a Christian. In (name your Islamic state) you would very likely be killed for the same. And, on Slashdot, you will very likely be flamed for contributing any Christian-inspired thought to a conversation. HOW DARE WE? But, it's ok. Anyone following the teachings of Christ should be prepared for persecution. God does not promise to protect us from persecution. It's actually clear in John 15:20-21 that we ought to expect it.

      Who did Christ persecute? Today, who are Christians persecuting? Are TRUE followers of Christ beating or killing anyone for not excepting Christ's teaching?

    16. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not every point of view is valid. I say they were the failed results of genetic experimentation by time-travelling biblical fundamentalists from the year 2351. The successful results became modern man to complete some Asimovian timeloop. I know this because I was there, of course.

    17. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by dasunt · · Score: 1

      According to the Vatican, head of the Roman Catholic Church, evolution is "virtually certain", in the words of the International Theological Commission.

      According to the latest Pope, the Christian story of Genesis and evolution are complementary realities -- Genesis explains the why, while evolution tries to explain the mechanism by how it happened.

    18. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Funny
      Religion/mythology is pretty interesting if you chuck the dogma.

      Or it comes out looking like some von Daniken crap-o-classic. Write a book, call it "Noah: Nude Tenter and the Last Atlantean" or "Chariots of Bullshit".

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    19. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1
      Who did Christ persecute? Today, who are Christians persecuting? Are TRUE followers of Christ beating or killing anyone for not excepting Christ's teaching?

      Nah, Christians seem to have got the desire for punishment and murder out of their systems after about 2,000 years. Let's hope that other religions of equally violent heritage don't take quite so long.

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    20. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by 3nd32 · · Score: 1

      Usually those arguments are not to prove anything, but to show that a certain thing is not impossible. They are trying to say that the scientific evidence doesn't disprove Noah's Ark. My proposals were not based on the Bible, they were showing how this discovery could fit within special creation. Maybe Adam DID have a microwave oven ;-).

    21. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm... who are you kidding? Georgy W sure has a holy war going on....

      The father, the son and the oily spirit.

    22. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I was God I would be pissed at you to for that comment.
      No karma for you

      Gunilla

    23. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the true followers today are hiding their religion when they run for the school board and then slamming "intelligent design" bullshit into my kid's biology class, and calling it science. I think that's called fraud or larceny or confidence operating or something...

    24. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by DrCode · · Score: 1

      Religion/mythology is pretty interesting if you chuck the dogma.

      True. Religion, to me, is like believing that Star Trek, Middle Earth, the Force, or Oz are real. And, that people who don't believe the same are evil, or at least, deluded.

    25. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Of course the parent didn't specify which religion. The obvious answer to the truely enlightend is that because the vehicle in question is not a Saturn, that it is an evil vehicle. All those who are Saturn owners will be taken when the comet comes. Woe to those ex-Saturn owners who have turned their back on the true faith. There will be much grinding of gears and leaking of oil for those who are not part of the light.

    26. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by lemkebeth · · Score: 1

      I feel compelled to point out that there are these faiths alone in the US:

      • Protestant Christian (meaning not Roman Catholic or Eastern Orthodox)
      • Roman Catholic
      • Eastern Orthodox
      • Muslim
      • Judism
      • Hindu (the U.S. has the third largest concentration of this in the world)
      • Neo-pegans of one faith or another
      • Some other religion

      Myself I fall into the neo-pegan camp since I'm Wiccan and I don't have a problem with evolution. So, this isn't earth shattering for me

    27. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I disagree. Look at the news, or talk to random Christians, and you'll find that, at least here in the USA, a very large percentage of the population believes in Creationism. That alone is in direct opposition to scientific thought.

      So yes, I'll agree the religious followers are ignorant, but considering the number of ignorant followers we have today, and the current controversy over teaching "Intelligent Design" in science classrooms, I don't accept your comment that they are "rarely at odds."

    28. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      That's fine for all the Catholics in the world, but try telling that to all the fundamentalist Protestants here in the USA, which make up about half the population or more. They all believe that Catholics are not much better than Satan worshippers.

    29. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by aussie_a · · Score: 3, Funny

      Stupidity is a sin. Incompetence is a sin. Come to think of it, being a woman is a sin.You repeat yourself.

    30. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Consider that Europe, the Americas, Europe and parts of Africa are dominated by Christians,

      Actually, Europe and other western countries as well as online forums (especially slashdot) are too busy abusing (verbally and even sometimes physically irl) people who say anything Christian. A lot of these place are very strongly anti-Christian.

      But they shouldn't complain 'coz you seem to think they're not being persecuted? Persecution is more than beating someone with chains. When intolerant out to tell people off, it becomes a little more than each party voicing their opinion. Today people wouldn't get on a person's case for saying something Christian but then would have that person listen to their own BS for hours.

      I'm sorry for interrupting your drivel. Please continue. It will probably help if you either don't read this post or pretend you didn't.

    31. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      Religion, to me, is like believing that Star Trek, Middle Earth, the Force, or Oz are real.

      How dare you say Oz isn't real! We're much more real then Star Trek or New Zea^H^H^H^H^H^H Middle Earth!

    32. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Christian Bible and the Christian Faith is about as true as The Hobbit. DEAL WITH IT!

    33. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by Hex4def6 · · Score: 1

      neo-pegan??

      It's sad when you can't spell the name of your religion...

    34. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Exactly what part of the Christian faith does science disprove? I personally am not afraid of science and welcome scientific study, because it continues to prove the Bible correct.
      I personally don't believe in a 6,000 year old Earth, but then, my Bible doesn't seem to require that either.
      I also don't believe that man descended from an apelike creature, however, from what I've read of genetics it seems fairly likely that an apelike creature could eventually descend from man.

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    35. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by G-funk · · Score: 1

      I felt I should step in with some explanation on the Neo-pegan regligion. The basis of the neo-pegan faith is that we are all beings borne of the heavenly plastic basket, but are cast upon the backyard of sin at birth.

      We strive to live by the 3 washing tenets:

      1. Thy levis shalt be hanged waist-bottom, lest the water of sin descend thy pant-legs and lengthen thy drying.

      2. At all times should the tshirt thy soul be hanged outside-in, for the unholy light shall fade thy good.

      3. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife's panties.

      It is believed that if we live good and holy lives, we will eventually ascend onto the holy hills hoist and forever bask in the blessed breeze of drying.

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    36. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by mortong · · Score: 1

      Did they at least get their own beer volcano?

    37. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Science teaches creationism, it just doesn't believe in a divine creator. To simplify, all of the matter in the universe existed in a single point, a singularity, then there was a big bang, and then there was the universe.

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    38. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Christian world has been a staging ground for EXTREME anti-semitism for as long as there has been a Christianity and you think you have a right to complain about persecution!? Fuck you!

    39. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I don't see how the presence of these people is supposed to be an affront to Christianity. I, for one, think that either a) a small group of people was isolated on the island, and a few of them had a genetic disorder that spread throughout the limited gene pool, or b) a small group of people were banished from a tribe because they exhibited the signs of this genetic abnormality, and could only interbreed with each other.
      In no way does the presence of these people test my faith.

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    40. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by PakProtector · · Score: 1
      They were placed there through the grace of His Noodly Appendage to test our faith, duh!

      Heretic! Blasphemer! Repent your sins now! This is clearly the work of Eris, Our Lady of Discord and Hotdog Buns, showing us what happens when you've had a few too many pints of Ambrosia.

      That, or it's now Wednesday where I am.

      She likes to do this sort of thing.

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    41. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Torture seems pretty popular among the "Christians" running Guantanamo and Abu Ghraib. Why are you ignoring them?

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    42. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      WTF?

      Creationism (note the capital 'C') is a Christian belief that life on Earth was created exactly the way written in the Christian Bible. There was no Big Bang, sigularities, etc., just the Garden of Eden, Eve being made from Adam's rib, etc. Another core belief of Christians is that the Earth is only ~6000 years old, since this is also written in the Bible.

      These beliefs are directly at odds with current scientific knowledge.

      Lastly, science doesn't believe or disbelieve in a divine creator. Such a topic is beyond the realm of science, and is a subject for philosophy and religion. The existence of a divinity has about as much to do with science as relativistic physics has to do with athletics. Religion and science only come into conflict because religionists insist on believing things in direct opposition to real, observable evidence.

    43. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by obender · · Score: 1
      They all believe that Catholics are not much better than Satan worshippers.

      What about Eastern Ortodox, how do the USA Protestants consider them?

    44. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      If you look in Genesis, there's a bit where it says that there were giants before the Flood, so the creationists would probably tell you that there were clearly dwarfs too, but they were horrible sinful creatures that richly deserved the drowning God sent them.

      There were giants, and there were normal humans, right?

      Then perhaps the giants survived and the normals died out, leaving behind only fragments of their mythology, and a few bones in Indonesia...

      In a similar vein, I wonder if the widespread European mythology of trolls and ogres and suchlike is a result of prehistoric contact with Neanderthals? Such creatures are generally portrayed as larger and stronger than humans. Though intelligent they are not clever, and are usually defeated by trickery by a quick-witted hero.

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    45. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 2
      Actually, Europe and other western countries as well as online forums (especially slashdot) are too busy abusing (verbally and even sometimes physically irl) people who say anything Christian. A lot of these place are very strongly anti-Christian.

      "Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely, in broad daylight, openly wearing symbols of their religion, perhaps around their necks. And maybe - dare I dream it - maybe one day there could even be an openly Christian president. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively." - Jon Stewart

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    46. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every time I hear a protestant clergyman(or woman) explain the history of Christianity they only discuss Protestantism and Roman Catholicism. Even though these people have Doctorates of Divinity the Eastern Orthodox Church does not register in their world-view.

    47. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, how about a raising of the eyebrows and a shrug? If a Catholic priest could be the "father" of Big Bang theory (Georges Lemaitre), then I suppose this isn't much of a problem. Not all Christians subscribe to Bishop Usher's dating of the Creation, friends.

      The real problem is literalists, atheistic and religious. They are the enemies of knowledge.

      Peace

    48. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 0

      Speaking of which...

      What is the religious answer to this? Do they contend that these were a failed first protoype of later man? Someone give me an argument to go on...

      Do you mean the creationist response? Try this ...

    49. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by SilentReproach · · Score: 1
      No need for a religious answer. Like most of these types of discoveries, a particular theory or claim has been applied to the evidence found. Not necessarily conclusive evidence supporting a single theory. From the article:
      A vocal scientific minority insists the Hobbit specimens do not represent a new species at all. They believe the specimens are nothing more than the bones of modern humans that suffered from microencephaly, a broadly defined genetic disorder that results in small brain size and other defects.
      Apparently the humans living on that island were not the only species that were dwarfed...something in the water? There are multiple explanations and theories to explain this discovery, many or all of which may not be proven in our lifetime.
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    50. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Congratulations, you too have read Creighton's Eaters of the dead.

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    51. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by lemkebeth · · Score: 1

      The name of my actual faith is Wicca.

      Neo-pagan is a blanket term for a group of faiths.

      People make typing mistakes you know and don't always catch them.

    52. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by j_snare · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think that's where people are screwing up with eachother.

      You've got several different thoughts here:
      1. Creationism, as exactly told in the bible. God used 6 days and rested the 7th day. Mind you, a lot of people take this to mean 6 24 hour days.
      2. Anti-Creationism, saying that science "obviously" disproves God, or at the very least disproves the bible, as there is evidence that it's older than the bible says, etc.
      3. Interpretations. The bible is a document written by men, and interpreted through multiple minds and languages. God created the world in 6 days and rested on the 7th could just mean that it "took a while for everything to form, then He waited." Or it could just be some guy wanting justification for a day off... :-)

      Personally, I fit more in the last group. I consider myself a Christian, and I do believe that the bible is a useful book, but I don't think anyone ever intended for it to be taken literally. I don't think I have a right to tell God that His days have to be 24 hours as well. :-) Am I a Creationist? I believe that God created the universe, but I don't hold to the 6000 years old, or 6 day event, either.

      I agree that the existance of God is outside the realm of science, but I think there are people of both extremes (though I'll admit that if there aren't more people on the Creationist side that are extreme, they are certainly louder) that are trying to force those ideas on others.

      I think the GP was thinking much the same way, it's just that people aren't seeing things with the same definition of the word.

    53. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Most well-educated Americans know only that Eastern Orthodox split off from Roman Catholicism long ago. But these aren't the Americans that think Catholics are Satan-worshippers (and certainly aren't in the majority). The ignorant ones have probably never heard of the Eastern Orthodox, since they never discuss it on the 700 Club and FOX News.

    54. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      There's a difference between the literal definition of "creation" (and its derivative, "creationism"), and the term "Creationism" which refers to a specific set of beliefs that is highly prevalent among American Christians. This Creationism is defined by #1 in your groups; it is a literal interpretation of the Bible. When someone makes a reference to Creationism, this is what they are referring to, not your own personal philosophy which apparently is quite different from what the majority of American Christians believe.

      Also, as for the Bible being written by people, that's incorrect according to most Christians. It was written with divine guidance, and as such cannot have any error whatsoever. This is why it must be interpreted literally. From this follows the 6-day creation, 6000-year-old Earth, etc. No, I don't believe this either (I'm not even Christian), but this is what most Christians in America believe, so it's important to know and understand this when dealing with this subject.

    55. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by j_snare · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's just me being United Methodist, but most of the pastors, ministers, priests, and other christians (most of them NOT of my own denomination) I talk to actually don't fit into this group you're showing as the "majority". Now granted, I've never seen any stats on this one way or another, but my belief is that the majority of American Christians are less than convinced that though they believe in a God creating the universe, they have to believe that it happened explicitly as written.

      Hell, almost every preacher I've talked to (except one of the fire-and-brimstone types I talked to) thinks that the bible was yes, written with divine guidance, but humans screwed it up in places, so you have to use a little bit of logic or prayer (or both) to interpret the bible in the way that is most aligned with your idea of God. Quite a few of the preachers I've talked to have been very scholarly and have been more than happy to point out how things can be interpreted different ways. These guys have made a living out of studying the bible, and they're more aware than most of it's flaws. They all say that it's vital to your understanding of God and of the Christian faith, but it's even more vital to pray and get your own guidance on how the text is to be interpreted.

      I will say that I know that group that you're talking about is extremely vocal (and quite annoying to many of us), but we typically just pat them on the head and go on our way, since we usually see them as the loud and extreme few.

      I'd say that while it's important to know that those beliefs in the 6000-year-old Earth are out there, it's also vitally important to know that a ton of people out there don't really jump at that thinking, and would rather we all just get along. :-)

    56. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by DrCode · · Score: 1

      Heh. If you read the book "Ozma of Oz", you can see evidence that Oz is somewhere around your "Oz".

    57. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by wtansill · · Score: 1
      What is the religious answer to this? Do they contend that these were a failed first protoype of later man? Someone give me an argument to go on...
      These are the remains of the descendants of Caine.
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    58. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      You sure paint a rosy picture of American Christianity. While I wish things were more like the way you have portrayed them here, the numbers just don't support this.

      America is a big place, with a lot of people (nearly 300 million now). It's one of the most heavily populated countries on Earth, only behind China and India to my knowledge. While you may not know or have run into a lot of fundamentalists and Creationists, this is simply because you don't run in those circles, or maybe you live in an area where they aren't quite as prevalent. Believe me, they're here, and they're numerous. Don't believe me? Poll results support me:

      Last year a CNN Poll found that more Americans supported Creationism than Evolutionary theory. According to this poll, a full 55% of the population believes this way. That's a majority.

      Here's another link I found on a religious website: link. The numbers are a little lower (45-50%), but the results seem to be more accurately categorized according to specific beliefs (fundamentalist/Creationist, theistic, naturalistic), and exactly what those categories are are better described. According to this poll, your theistic (but not Creationist) compatriots are outnumbered by the Creastionists. We naturalists are in the tiny minority with only about 10%.

      While it would be nice if the extremists were just a tiny minority, and the majority were moderates like you, this simply doesn't appear to be the case in America today.

    59. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly what part of the Christian faith does science disprove?

      The part where everybody fears a magic, invisible dude in the sky only because the priests and kings say he's there and watching their every move.

    60. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason these (and other archeological finds) are not considered as "the missing link" is because it doesn't link anything. Even if they were to find bone remains that are half-man/half-chimp, that wouldn't be a missing link.

      That would be more like finding a jump-rope next to the grand canyon and saying someone must have used it as a tightrope.

    61. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Science has not proven that there is not an invisible dude in the sky. I don't think science has even tried.
      As a side note, we don't have kings in my country, and Christians are ALL priests, according to the Bible.

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    62. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by j_snare · · Score: 1

      Sorry about that, guess I do run in some of the less known circles then. I know a good many fundamentalists, but I guess I don't really associate much with those guys anymore (my ex was one). I do live in Georgia, which seems to have a pretty fair number of nuts, but didn't think it was quite that bad. Looks like I was a bit wrong there.

      Thanks for posting those polls. I've seen the CNN poll, but I don't generally believe their polls because they aren't very clear on what they ask. The other poll seems to be a lot more informative indeed, and I trust it a bit more.

      I'm really quite surprised based on the clergy and other people I talk to. Really disappointing to me, personally. But thanks for pointing it out and correcting me.

    63. Re:isn't it obvious to you all? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's pretty disappointing to me too, and I also can't say I've met very many fundamentalists, but then again my social circle is quite small and I'm an engineer so I tend to work with and hang out with other well-educated technical types. However, I did grow up in the South, so I was exposed to this stuff a little (although it seems to have made a big resurgence in recent years which I didn't see when I was young), and just watching the news and election results shows me that this type of thinking is very strong out there.

      Very worrisome stuff.

  6. Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We know things like that exist because the Bibl^WLord of the Rings tells us so! What do you mean "just because it's in a book doesn't mean it's true"?

  7. They should check New Zealand by complexmath · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hear Peter Jackson found a whole town of them there.

    1. Re:They should check New Zealand by Ranger · · Score: 1

      I hear Peter Jackson found a whole town of them there.

      Actually Ron Howard found them first.

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    2. Re:They should check New Zealand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I hear Peter Jackson one of them.

    3. Re:They should check New Zealand by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      Actually, I hear Peter Jackson did one of them.

      I added the verb you obviously forgot. Although it would explain where the dwarves came from in his movie.

  8. Ah, so that's were that ship went. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess the eldars took off, though.

    1. Re:Ah, so that's were that ship went. by Jonathan+the+Nerd · · Score: 2, Funny

      The Eldar were kidnapped and enslaved by Santa Claus. After centuries of malnourishment and hard work in the bitter cold, their bodies shrank to what we normally think of as "elfin".

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  9. What about modern "Small Folk" by ThosLives · · Score: 2, Interesting
    You know, I just watched Willow again the other day and it's full of "small" people. How are these "ancient" remains different from modern small folk (other than being old, of course)? None of the articles say anything about that. For instance, we don't classify folks with dwarfism as nonhuman, so why would an ancient instance of dwarfism indicate a different species?

    Shouldn't the first thing in studying these remains to be to eliminate this possibility (along with full explanations as to why). I admit I've not delved too deep into this, but it is something which has always bothered me in the back of my mind.

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    1. Re:What about modern "Small Folk" by the+phantom · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not knowing the data that well, midgets and dwarfs seem to make up only a very small proportion of the population. If you sampled 100 people, what is the chance that you will get one diminutive person, let alone 20? The more skeletons they find that are similarly proportioned, the less likely it is that they represent statistical outliers, and the more likely it is that they represent the norm. Given the number of skeletons that have been found, I find the argument that they are statistical outliers to be unconvincing (though still possible, I suppose). A more likely explanation is that the small skeletons represent a significantly different population, whether it be an isolated group of Homo erectus, or an offshoot of the Home erectus line.

    2. Re:What about modern "Small Folk" by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      The only reason for that is the gene is very limited in quantity, and it's dominate,so there are no hidden carriers. As they aren't that likely to hook up with big-size people, the gene is not spreading.

      Well, at least, that's true of one specific type of that disorder. There are probably all sorts of other causes, but the major one that can't be cured with hormones is one dominate gene.

      And there is absolutely nothing stopping an entire population from having this gene, and, indeed, it might be a useful trait with limited resources.

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    3. Re:What about modern "Small Folk" by animeshpathak · · Score: 1
      Here are more reasons as to why scientists are unmoved by this. [NyTimes. Use Bugmenot]
      From the article:
      Another possibility raised by the skeptics is that, particularly in the case of the specimen with a small braincase, the discoverers happened to come on a people suffering from a condition known as microencephaly. The disease causes abnormal brain growth and other deformities.

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    4. Re:What about modern "Small Folk" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A more likely explanation is that the small skeletons represent a significantly different population,
      Or perhaps these remains are from people who were the statistical outliers and were thus ostracized and exiled to live as their own separate group...
    5. Re:What about modern "Small Folk" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Or it could show that there was something wrong with the environment. Something that caused genetic mutations to happen so that this disorder is more prevailant than in other parts of the world.

    6. Re:What about modern "Small Folk" by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 1

      I've seen some rare footage on the internet of small folk gathering together in large numbers for some sort of mating ritual. It apparently involves balloons and clowns as well. Maybe something happened to these fossils during their mating season.

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    7. Re:What about modern "Small Folk" by ImaLamer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If you sampled 100 people, what is the chance that you will get one diminutive person, let alone 20?

      Depends on where you do the sampling. In Finland or an Amish country and it could be higher (Cartilage-hair hypoplasia) because these groups don't date outside of their groups enough (genetic shift) to make these "rare" exceptions rare anymore.

      If you had a group that lived alone you could get a "tribe" of little people, but they would still be human.

    8. Re:What about modern "Small Folk" by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Don't most "dwarves" have "normal" size heads? Also wouldn't most genetic mutations (like microencephalism) have prevented the individual from living long enough to have wear on their teeth and bone structure like an adult? I think the apparent age at death provides strong evidence that these individuals were normal members of the population, not abberations. Of course, the more samples you can find of this size without larger size fossils mix in, the better the argument for little people. Local folktales in the area also tell of little people coming down from the hills to raid crops. If these stories have any credence, that would seem to indicate this subspecies died out much more recently than 12,000 years ago. Of course, this could have simply been an extremly inbreed band of humans, not a true separate species.

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    9. Re:What about modern "Small Folk" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given that the skull sizes seem to be unusually small (possibly microencephaly, as previously noted), it's unlikely that these would be related to the modern "Little People". Typically, modern dwarfs/midgets/Little People will have a normal-sized head (one of the reasons they often look top-heavy -- and frequently, the bodies will have unusual proportions as the torso is near-"normal" size with generally shorter limbs).

    10. Re:What about modern "Small Folk" by DonGar · · Score: 1

      This effect could be enhance by social conditions (not that I know anything about the area these were found at the time).

      If a midget town/village/tribe/etc were to get started, I can easily see other groups in an extended area hearing about it and sending all locally occuring dwarfs off to join them.

      This would enhance the size of this special group, but be driven by social behaviors instead of genetic.

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    11. Re:What about modern "Small Folk" by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      Yes, but in your example, we are not finding outliers, but representatives of the population. In the same way, I think that it is unlikely that these skeletons represent outliers. They are representative of the normal population. This in no way implies that there was not a population of short people. I don't think that I eliminated that possibility in my original post. Obviously, I need to be more clear. The point is not that they were not human (though they seem more similar to Homo erectus than Homo sapiens), but that they were probably part of a distinct population, and that they are not simply midgets or dwarfs (both of which can have entirely normally sized offspring).

    12. Re:What about modern "Small Folk" by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

      we don't classify folks with dwarfism as nonhuman, so why would an ancient instance of dwarfism indicate a different species?

      Ever heard of an agenda? I'm sure some of these scientists are simply looking for some kind of "missing link" between humans and monkeys (or whatever you want to call it), and they are going to see only what they're looking for.

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    13. Re:What about modern "Small Folk" by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      Ever heard of an agenda? I'm sure some of these scientists are simply looking for some kind of "missing link" between humans and monkeys (or whatever you want to call it), and they are going to see only what they're looking for.

      No, no, no. That is so wrong it's actually funny (no offense intended). In fact, most people would probably be inclined to think you're trolling.

      Not only do scientists not completely believe in the traditional missing link, they believe that the split happened long before the Flores beings existed, and that the Flores beings are most definitely of the homo genus (the homo genus happened after any split).

      If there is any agenda. It's to make a name for themselves and to prove humans co-existed with other hominids (and did so in a manner that wasn't a detriment to the other species of hominid). Wherever humans appear, the previous versions of hominid didn't last too long. An agenda that may exist with those claiming the Flore's beings are a different species, is to prove that humans didn't always kill off the other hominids they encountered (some are attempting to prove this by pointing to legends of pygmy-like people in the area in human mythology and saying that those legends were based on dealings with the Flores people).

      I'm not saying such an agenda exists, only that if an agenda does exist, that is the more likely one.

      As for whether I believe the Flores beings are a sub-species, a seperate species or merely dwarves. I haven't made up my mind. But I'm following the developments closely.

    14. Re:What about modern "Small Folk" by Nuroticat · · Score: 1

      Did you know that midgets make up a small percentage of the population? Hah! Not half, up to here, HAHA HEY!

    15. Re:What about modern "Small Folk" by MullerMn · · Score: 1

      That was footage of a birthday party at Michael Jackson's house.

    16. Re:What about modern "Small Folk" by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

      No, no, no. That is so wrong it's actually funny (no offense intended). In fact, most people would probably be inclined to think you're trolling.

      No, I wasn't trolling. My point is that when someone comes up with a complex explaination when a simple answer that fits the evidence exists, there's a reason. Like finding a jaw bone and saying it must be from a different species, instead of the more obvious answer of it being someone with dwarfism.

      But I'm not going to say which one is right or wrong...I just think it's a little funny how a lot of hte scientists in this case jump straight to "new species" with what seems to me to be no basis. If I'm wrong, then I suppose I'll find out.

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    17. Re:What about modern "Small Folk" by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

      I am just trying to play devil's advocate in the first place with my response, but I like your idea. The idea that they were a divergent group in the evolutionary chain is likely.

      Is there any chance that they could have been H.sapiens and at one time they were numerous and now just a recessive trait?

    18. Re:What about modern "Small Folk" by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I don't know the data well enough. I am not entirely convinced by either camp, from what I have seen. I don't think that it is likely that you would find several similar skeletons, all showing signs of the same genetic 'abnormalities' if there were not a population of some size to produce those skeletons. Preservation of skeletal remains is dodgy at best, and finding several similar skeletons indicates that there were a whole lot more like them to begin with.

      On the other hand, I do not think that the argument for unique species has been entirely made. Yes, these guys have very small craniums, and they are small over all, but they are morphologically similar to Homo eructus. Perhaps they are a group of Homo erectus suffering from island dwarfism -- i.e. an isolated group that happens to be small. They could be pygmies (well, eructus pygmies, at any rate).

      Again, though, I really do not know the skeletons that well. I am much more interested in the hunter/gatherer groups of North America during the Archaic period (say 8,000 years ago, until contact or agriculture, whichever came first in a given area). Human origins and homonid geneologies are not really my thing.

  10. From TFA by max99ted · · Score: 2, Funny
    However, the researchers acknowledge that the Hobbit shares a bizarre and unexplained mixture of modern and primitive traits. For example, its long, dangling arms were thought to have belonged only to much older prehuman species that were confined to Africa
    Yet more evidence of FSM, I say.
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    1. Re:From TFA by Sebilrazen · · Score: 1

      Flying Spaghetti Monster-ism?

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    2. Re:From TFA by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 1

      I find your ideas concerning flatulent state machines intriguing, and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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    3. Re:From TFA by mattsucks · · Score: 1

      I wonder if there were eyepatches and wooden legs in the cave.

      These weren't hobbits.

      Arrr! These be pirates!

    4. Re:From TFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finite State Machines? Female Seeking Man? Florida School of Masage?

      Uhh.. I give up.

  11. Mithril by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Forget the hobbits - show me the mithril!

  12. Or it could be a chromosome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or a G-nome.

    1. Re:Or it could be a chromosome by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      A human G-nome?!

    2. Re:Or it could be a chromosome by wlvdc · · Score: 1

      Or another Google project?

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  13. Re:What about Prehistoric Golems? by oscartheduck · · Score: 0

    A Golem is a mythical creature from Judaism which is very unlikely to have known of the existance of J.R.R. Tolkien's mythology. You're looking, it seems, for Gollum.

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  14. Maybe it was all of the cave graffiti that says by Gadgetfreak · · Score: 4, Funny

    Frodo Lived!

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    1. Re:Maybe it was all of the cave graffiti that says by MechTard · · Score: 1

      Excellent. I have to wonder how many people got that reference.

  15. In other news, by isotope23 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Dick Cheney is rumored to own the "ONE RING" tm in a secure and undisclosed location.

    In DC where the shadows lie.....

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    1. Re:In other news, by deathy_epl+ccs · · Score: 0, Troll

      In a recent press release, Cheney was quoted as saying "Bwahahahahahahah, puny mortals! Henceforth, I shall be known as Sauron Cheney! BOW TO ME, WORMS!"

  16. Trouble is... by Skiron · · Score: 0

    ...their dead Jim, but not as we know it...

    1. Re:Trouble is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Their dead Jim what, and why is it giving them trouble?

      By the way, what is a "dead Jim"?

    2. Re:Trouble is... by LittleBigLui · · Score: 1
      By the way, what is a "dead Jim"?


      Someone named Jim, formerly alive, but now dead?
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  17. Golem vs Gollum by ReverendLoki · · Score: 3, Funny

    First thing a a golem would say, of course, is nothing. Golems can't speak, according to folklore. Sure would have made it more difficult for Andy Sirkis to get an award...

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    1. Re:Golem vs Gollum by deathy_epl+ccs · · Score: 1

      True, but Golems from Folklore hold no relationship at all to Gollum.

    2. Re:Golem vs Gollum by jameskojiro · · Score: 0

      Of course if you are talking about Goldblum, You can't shut Jeff up!!!

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  18. Moses.. by jimmyCarter · · Score: 1

    Did the hobbits appear before or after Moses? I'm confused..

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      They found Moses?

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  19. And Just Walked Right Into Morder by Greyfox · · Score: 1
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  20. Re:What about Prehistoric Golems? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WOW, you should be ashamed of yourself.

    You are obviously not a true nerd, merely a wanna-be nerd. Nevertheless, this is WAY to simple for even a wannabe to get wrong. I mean, come on! At least try some!

    Your comment should have read;

    WE hates Hobbitsses

    sheesh!

  21. Wet cave? by Tackhead · · Score: 2, Funny
    > The discovery of a jaw bone, to be reported in Thursday's issue of the journal Nature, represents the ninth individual belonging to a group believed to have lived as recently as 12,000 years ago. The bones are in a wet cave on the island of Flores in the eastern limb of the Indonesian archipelago, near Australia.

    Thiss preciousss twelve thousands of yearses olds jawsbone... found in dark deep dripsy cave... thiss iss not ssomethings that's coming from tricksy hobbitses!

  22. The AP article actually mentions Hobbits??!? by sczimme · · Score: 2, Interesting


    (AP) -- Scientists say they have found more bones in an Indonesian cave that offer additional evidence of a second human species -- short and hobbit-like -- that roamed the Earth the same time as modern man.

    I thought the Hobbit reference was thrown [gratuitously] into the summary to grab the attention of the /. crowd. Lo and behold, the AP actually made the comparison - interesting.

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    1. Re:The AP article actually mentions Hobbits??!? by Buran · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's because the scientists did, too.

  23. Orcs & Trolls????? by big-giant-head · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When they the jaw bones of some Orcs and Trolls THEN I'LL BE IMPRESSED!

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    1. Re:Orcs & Trolls????? by WillyMF1 · · Score: 2, Funny
      Orcs & Trolls?????(Score:1, Troll)

      LOL

    2. Re:Orcs & Trolls????? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was this moderatted as troll due to subject matter, or content?

    3. Re:Orcs & Trolls????? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since you've been modded as a Troll, I'd say that we already found them.

    4. Re:Orcs & Trolls????? by Physics+Nobody · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sadly you won't find any fossils of orcs and trolls because after they die they turn into gold (and XP).

      This unique property means they were hunted to extinction by local adverturers ages ago, so don't expect to find any live ones either.

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  24. Actually... by michaelzhao · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There is a pygmy like species in parts of Asia and Africa. Although they are off the species Homo Sapien, they are much shorter because they do not have a growth spurt. Scientists are really interested in them because they wonder what genes cause growth and if they can be influenced. I went to a bio conference in Atlanta with my AP Biology class to listen to one. Extremely interesting. Linkage here

    ahref=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmyrel=url2ht ml-16837http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmy>

    1. Re:Actually... by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      You are using the wrong terms here. They are not a seperate species. They are still 100% human. The term you probably wanted to use was 'race' or 'variety', though I do not think that the pygmies are generally genetically distinct enough to warrent even that much. It would probably be best to go with 'population' -- i.e.:

      There are pygmy populations in parts of Asia and Africa. Although they are Homo sapiens, they are much shorter because they do not have growth spurt...

    2. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      worst. link. ever.

    3. Re:Actually... by michaelzhao · · Score: 1

      Thank you. You are totally correct. I used bad word choice. They are not a species by themselves. You are totally correct. Thank you...

    4. Re:Actually... by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      No problem. I live to correct the insignificant mistakes of others. :)

    5. Re:Actually... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      The issue here is not just physical stature, but cranial capacity. These "hobbits" have a braincase about a third the size of any modern human. All modern humans, irregardless of where they live or what population they belong to, all fall within the same measurement.

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  25. Or it could be the Smurfs by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Funny
    From TFA: A vocal scientific minority insists the Hobbit specimens do not represent a new species at all. They believe the specimens are nothing more than the bones of modern humans that suffered from microencephaly, a broadly defined genetic disorder that results in small brain size and other defects.

    Seems from the news that Smurf Village has been bombed and will feature in a UNICEF ad in Belgium next week.

    it was probably done by president gargamel...

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    1. Re:Or it could be the Smurfs by Holi · · Score: 1

      I need to see this ad.

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  26. they found a bone in a wet cave? by liquidmpls · · Score: 0

    now if it was only /. member then it would be a first for science

  27. Flat earthers by Belseth · · Score: 1

    Amazing the scientific dogma involved. Apparently if you believe the naysayers there was a plague of identical birth defects on Flores. The problem is it's more than size alone. The "hobbits" have quite a number of primative features and if you look at the general shape of the skull it looks far more like Homo Erectus than a modern human. It the skeletons were dated at 500,000 years instead of 12,000 years there would have been no debate which in of itself should end the debate. The flat earthers won't accept the new species because it doesn't fit into their narrow view of history. It has nothing to do with the facts. Even if DNA is found that is not from a modern human it won't end the debate. I doubt finding a live one would completely end the issue.

    1. Re:Flat earthers by MightyMartian · · Score: 1
      I'm afraid you don't seem to understand what precisely the problem here is. No hominid in the last million years or more has had a cranium that small. 500,000 years ago, H. erectus was walking the planet with a brain far larger. What is called into question here is the nature of the hominid brain. If these finds do pan out as a new species descended from some H. erectus population, then we have to ask how much of the brain can be reduced and still allow a population to behave in a distinctly hominid fashion.

      So no, even if these remains were 500,000 years old, they would be no less remarkable.

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    2. Re:Flat earthers by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1

      "The flat earthers won't accept the new species because it doesn't fit into their narrow view of history. It has nothing to do with the facts. Even if DNA is found that is not from a modern human it won't end the debate. I doubt finding a live one would completely end the issue."

      Kinda reminds me of all this current talk about Neanderthals being shorter than homo sapiens back in the day, yet when I was taking anthro back in the 90s, the Neanderthals were portrayed as towering over homo sapiens.

      Bah, one day, they say eggs are bad for your health. The next, they are good for you!

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    3. Re:Flat earthers by wkitchen · · Score: 1
      Bah, one day, they say eggs are bad for your health. The next, they are good for you!
      I check the egg report each morning and only eat them on the good days.
    4. Re:Flat earthers by Belseth · · Score: 1

      I was referring to skull features not brain size in the Homo Erectus comparison. As to the 500,000 years ago not bringing up the species issue the point was that there wouldn't be the debate about whether it was Homo Sapien or not. Yes the brain size would be remarkable but they wouldn't be claiming it was a Homo Sapien 300,000 years earlier than believed possible. The brain size reduction was probably due to an adaption for a restrictive diet. A radical reduction like this probably didn't happen over night and possibly took hundreds of thousands of years. I'm sure you are aware of the earlier Erectus migration. The Hobbits probably were part of this first migration and were the last survivors. That would give them plenty of time to evolve the new adaptations. I think it was far less disagreements than misunderstandings about what I intended. I just get annoyed with the dogma that requires a mundane explaination and seeks to discredit or ignore evidence than forces a change in established fact. The standard should be what fits the evidence best. The brain size issue is secondary to shape and structure. Even a brain with Microencephaly will be modern in structure. The Hobbit brains exactly matched Homo Erectus but didn't match modern humans. That's ignoring all the other primative structures. I think we are dealing with two seperate issues, brain size and species. I doubt it was a desease since all the indidivuals found so far have exactly the same condition. What is most likely is that it was a surviving group of Erectus that adapted to the poor diet by reducing brain size. An impressive amount of our food goes to maintaining our brains. The great apes brain size seems to be more based on diet than evolution. Most of the latest studies have pointed to a diet change as being the main reason for a change in brain size.

  28. isn't it obvious to you all?-Jawbone of a "/."'er by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "the jawbone was placed there by satan to test your faith"

    Unfortunately the wrong ass was dug up.

  29. DNA by truckaxle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If only they could find some DNA sound like a clone of these little fellas would make some great servants being established tool makers and all. On a serious side it would be interesting to see what the development of the nominal human code of ethics (ie thou shall not kill) would have been if there were some creatures alive today positioned between modern humans and chipanzees in terms of intellect.

    1. Re:DNA by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      Indeed, though the same could be said about Neanderthals (possily part of Homo sapiens, though the mtDNA evidence is increasingly to the other), other branches of the Homo line (i.e. Homo erectus, Homo habilis), or even the Australopithicenes. Who knows where this creature would have fit into the IQ distribution of the family tree? From the article, it sounds like they were more similar to Homo erectus than anatomically modern humans (Homo sapiens).

    2. Re:DNA by deathy_epl+ccs · · Score: 1

      nominal human code of ethics (ie thou shall not kill) would have been if there were some creatures alive today positioned between modern humans and chipanzees in terms of intellect

      There was no shortage of dickheads who believed their slaves had no souls, and could be killed with impunity - and the differences were a lot less significant than they would be in this case. I'm pretty sure it would still translate into "Thou shalt not kill (your own kind)" just like it already does.

    3. Re:DNA by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1

      "If only they could find some DNA sound like a clone of these little fellas would make some great servants being established tool makers and all."

      Do you really want to put all the Wal*Mart employees on the welfare rolls again? Don't overturn the apple cart! :)

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  30. nytimes article by jdunlevy · · Score: 1
    From the article "Scientists Are Unmoved by Claim of New Species":
    But a vigorous minority of skeptical scientists are unmoved by the new findings. They contend that the skeletal remains are more likely to be deformed modern humans, not a distinct species.
  31. In related news... by StringBlade · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The scientist who found the jawbone became increasingly irritable while hunching in a corner stroking the jawbone and repeating the words, "My...preciousssssss".

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  32. Too Late . . . by Dausha · · Score: 1

    This is a little too late--the trilogy has already been through the theaters and passed on to DVDs.

    Ben

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  33. Wizard's trick by ewg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Everyone knows there's no such thing as hobbits. This jaw bone must be some wizard's trick.

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  34. Better Troll by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 0, Troll

    In Soviet Russia Hobbit sized species bones YOU!

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  35. I guess... by Chowser · · Score: 1

    I guess "The Hobbit" really is going to be made after all!!!!

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    1. Re:I guess... by zcollier · · Score: 1

      Who'd a thought that The Shire would be in Indonesia?

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  36. Small people = hobbit? by 't+is+DjiM · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    More thoughts:

    -Couldn't is be a case of a syndrome we know now (achondroplasia) that disables some hormones that are needed to make the body grow? Or something similar?
    -E.g. Pygmy people are much smaller than most earthlings. Therefore, this particular finding could have been an individual of a small tribe where all members were offspring of a couple of very small individuals... Without being a new species or whatever. Hell, I'm more than 1 foot taller than my GF. And I can assure you we're the same species.

    Ever thought about the actors in LOTR that played the hobbits? Those guys had very short stand-ins for some scenes. Those stand-ins were not hobbits or Flores people, they're just normal people talented with a very small body, making them an ideal stand-in for some fantasy movies.

    Those guys really want to be on national geographic soon with their "scientific" article on "hobbits"

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    1. Re:Small people = hobbit? by MightyMartian · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What's so insightful about this post. This guy isn't even aware that stature isn't the chief fascination with these remains, and then ends the post with some slanted bit against National Geographic. I wasn't aware that ignorance was a rewardable activity. Maybe I'll get modded +50 insightful if I say that God actually has twelve penises and practices fellatio on storm gutters.

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    2. Re:Small people = hobbit? by alicenextdoor · · Score: 1
      Those guys really want to be on national geographic soon with their "scientific" article on "hobbits"

      "Those guys" have already been all over the world's most prestigious journal with their "scientific" article.

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    3. Re:Small people = hobbit? by VE3MTM · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'll get modded +50 insightful if I say that God actually has twelve penises and practices fellatio on storm gutters.
      Thanks for giving me the most awful mental picture ever.

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  37. Keep digging! by mi · · Score: 1

    Until you reach Middle Earth!

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    1. Re:Keep digging! by Geak · · Score: 0

      NO! If you delve to deep you might wake a balrog!

  38. Mini elephants by boldtbanan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Part of the controversy is due to the fact that there are other 'small' animal bones which have been found on the island, such as miniature elephants. In conjunction with the finds or other mini-species, the 'hobbit' people becomes a more likely conclusion than if you only consider the 'hobbit' bones by themselves. Not only that but on other islands in the archipelago, they have found bones of apparently human-related giants who were much larger than people today. Only the hobbit-folk get any press though.

    1. Re:Mini elephants by RDFozz · · Score: 1

      Hobbits and giants? I modestly propose these islands have been visited by Lemuel Gulliver!

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    2. Re:Mini elephants by randomiam · · Score: 1
      Some one should give you some props for slipping in hhe reference to "A Modest Proposal".

      Nice Job.

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  39. Wikipediaed... by michaelzhao · · Score: 1

    Very interesting Wikipedia article. They species name is their location.

    ahref=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_floresiens isrel=url2html-11801http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H omo_floresiensis>

    Even a picture of the skull

    1. Re:Wikipediaed... by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      A small bit of advice:

      <a href=http://foobar.com>Barfoo</a>

      The <URL:> tag does not seem to work properly.

    2. Re:Wikipediaed... by michaelzhao · · Score: 1

      Damn you... once again correcting others insignificant mistakes...

    3. Re:Wikipediaed... by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      Yup. :)

  40. Isengard? by PyroX_Pro · · Score: 1

    They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!

  41. Actually, by mliikset · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...there is only more of the same information. Those who thought that the remains were of pathological anomalies continue to think the same. I think there was some difference in the stratas that the new jawbone was found, actually an older instance.

    What the microcephaly proponents fail to recognize that a stable population of pathological anomalies can't exist, once the pathology is widespread in a population it would cease to be an anomaly, at least among that population.

    Microcephaly as we know it medically is kind of a self-cancelling thing, most who suffer from it would be unlikely to procreate, or compete for same even in our current society, much less so in hunter gatherer societies. No reason to think that prehistoric microcephaly wouldn't be accompanied by similar deficits as is the case today. I am not an anthropologist or paleontologist though, so I'll just stand back and watch the fur fly, so to speak.

    1. Re:Actually, by doublem · · Score: 1

      We could be looking at an ancient burial ground, where generations of "cursed" were buried. Then again, those with the defect cold have been religious figures, "Blessed by the gods" in some way, and thus buried in holy ground.

      A few generations of an otherwise normal population choosing to bury their smaller dead in a specific locations is a likely explanation and expected given human religious tendencies.

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    2. Re:Actually, by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      Define "a few generations," please. From the article, it sounds like the specimen are spread out over about 80,000 years. I doubt that any one group with any particular traditions would last that long. Hell, there are few groups of modern people that have gone without change for more than 1,000 years, let alone 80,000.

    3. Re:Actually, by mliikset · · Score: 1

      It sounded like a place that was actually used rather than a funerary cave, since there were remains of other animals accompanied by evidence of fire. It still doesn't rule out the ritual idea, but I'd guess that burnt offerings to the little Deliverance kid aren't likely. Especially not Komodo Dragon types, although a concerted group effort might immobilize one enough to make it dinner for the group for a while.

  42. They are studing it. by pavon · · Score: 1

    So far it doesn't appear to be a human. The shape of the skull doesn't match that of any known pygmy, dwarf, midget or diseased human. It is far more simular to Homo erectus than Homo sapian. The time range over which they appear to have existed also suggests that they evolved from Homo erectus, not from Homo sapian (although the two may have co-existed latter on).

    Of course there is still a ton more to be studied, such as DNA, and so this is certainly not a closed case by any means. But so far it is different from anything else we have seen - different enough that it is tenatively being concidered a seperate species.

  43. Re:How do they know how old it is? Carbon dating? by The+Bungi · · Score: 1, Troll
    I mean live penguins have been carbon dated at 8,000 years old

    That's a nice link. Hallellujah brother! Of course the author of this incisive essay fails to take into account the fact that there is enough evidence of simple geological strata location to debunk any claim that dinosaurs lived only 20,000 years ago.

    First it was "the dinosaurs didn't really exist!" then it was "the dinosaur bones were put there to test our faith!" and now it's "the dinosaurs are not really that old!"

    Pathetic.

  44. Container for Anti-Religion Comments by Goody · · Score: 0, Troll

    Please place all obligatory anti-religion posts under this parent. Ho hum.

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    1. Re:Container for Anti-Religion Comments by javamagnoman · · Score: 1

      I thought we were supposed to do that under the First Post!

    2. Re:Container for Anti-Religion Comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, ok then.

      For starters, those Hindus are really pissing me off!

  45. Uh.. by StikyPad · · Score: 1, Funny

    Don't tell anyone, but 20 years ago, I was hobbit-sized. I know, you wouldn't think it by looking at me, but it's true.

    1. Re:Uh.. by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Ok, who gave mod points to the Hobbits?

    2. Re:Uh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad for you, your penis still is!

  46. Two Reasons: by oni · · Score: 1

    How are these "ancient" remains different from modern small folk

    Well IANAB but:

    Number 1: They aren't homo sapiens. They are a species almost as different from you as apes. Our common ancestor may only be a few million years removed.

    Number 2: This isn't a deformity. This is just the way they are. A pair of midgets can have a full-size child. These people had children the same size as they were.

    1. Re:Two Reasons: by the+phantom · · Score: 2, Informative

      You cannot prove either of those statements, hence there is some debate in the scientific community. While you may very possibly be correct, you can't know. Don't state as proven fact things that are far more nebulous.

      1) They may be Homo sapiens though they certainly seem more similar to Homo erectus. Thus, while they may be a different species from Homo sapiens, their status with regards to other members of the Homo line is uncertain at best.

      2) Maybe, maybe not. I would tend to agree with you -- the number of specimen makes it seem unlikely that they are statistical outliers. However, this alone does not make them a seperate species from anything we already know. Perhaps there is some shared genetic trait in the population, like the pygmies of African and Asia. It is possible to have a population that tends to be shorter, yet is not a seperate species from the "parent" population.

      Again, it is possible that they are a completely different species from anything that has been seen before. The small cranial capacity, the small stature, and the weird mix of primative and evolved traits would argue in that direction. On the other hand, they could be a seperate population that is not truely genetically distinct; a group of statistical outliers (unlikely, but possible); or another Piltdown Man.

  47. Synchronicities abound by Ungulate · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Funny, I was just reading about floresiensis last night. I was greatly intrigued by the fact that the islanders' oral history includes stories about monkey-like men that closely fit the description of floresiensis man. They maintain that they were still around after the Dutch arrived in the 16th century, until about 300 years ago when they got fed up with their hijinks and set out to kill them all. Apparently there were still sightings up until the 19th century.

    The most likely explanation seems to be that a population of h. erectus found itself on the island and, through island dwarfing, ended up at their diminutive height. I find the thought of sub-human hominids suriving until that recently both creepy and fascinating. More reading at wikipedia

    1. Re:Synchronicities abound by boldra · · Score: 1

      These legends were also briefly mentioned back when the floresiensis story broke in 2004. But the sources also mentioned that such stories are extremely common. Almost every culture has stories about "the big people" and "the little people". Take hobbits as an example.

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  48. link by Main+Gauche · · Score: 1
    Any link that contains the phrase "bombed_smurfs" must be good.

    [.../ap_on_re_eu/bombed_smurfs;_...]

  49. Folklore, legends and truth by The+Bungi · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Almost all civilizations have oral or written records of giants and dwarves (trust me, LOTR is not a new idea). These, as most other legends, must have some sort of factual origin that has been lost over time. I find the argument that species 'shrink' (evolutionary time) in response to the stress of a closed ecological system just a little bit off since AFAIK it hasn't been proven.

    But all 'little men' fun arguments aside, I can't see why there couldn't have been species parallel to Homo sapiens sapiens (other than the popularly accepted ones) at one evolutionary point or another. Heck, for all we know there could have been species of semi-sentient gorillas at any point. We just don't know.

    1. Re:Folklore, legends and truth by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Almost all civilizations have oral or written records of giants and dwarves (trust me, LOTR is not a new idea)."

      Or, maybe we're all wired the same way and therefore tend to have the same dillusions, which then get processed and filtered differently culture-by-culture.

    2. Re:Folklore, legends and truth by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Almost all civilizations also have oral or written records of dragons. Interestingly enough, their behaviour is usually very different, but their look is described in a very similar way. But factual origin? hardly...

      Perhaps dragons (and giants, and dwarves) are just parts of the collective subconsciousness, archetypes so old, they are shared shared by the entire humanity.

  50. Bible by Refrag · · Score: 1

    Does this mean that The Lord of the Rings will become the new Bible?

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    1. Re:Bible by medelliadegray · · Score: 1

      LOTR is more like a scifi horror flick.

      The Hobbits, Dwarfs, and Elves were trying to destroy the world as we know it. They came close to destroying The One Ring, but Thankfully Sauron, with the help of Lord Saruman and some other good fellows helped to vanquish the long eared, hole digging, tree hugging folk. It was close for a while, but we pulled through.

      After we wiped out the radicals, the tree's (or Ents as they're referred to in ye old books), posed a much larger problem as their domain occupied much of the earth. In the past 150 years, we've only reallg begun to win this war with the Ents. Soon we'll have ever last tree vanquished.

      If the one ring hadnt been saved, who knows what the wold would be like today!

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  51. Re:How do they know how old it is? Carbon dating? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You may be correct about this, but I'm referring to something that they found in a cave, not something that was buried quickly by a mud slide. There is no way that something up in a cave could be up in there and get buried quickly enough by dust and other stuff that just happened to waft in with the air.

  52. These aren't hobbits by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Funny
    They're trolls.

    They know because they found a cave painting nearby that said "F1rst P0st!"

  53. it's a semantic argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Traditionally, yeah, I guess the inability to produce viable offspring is the gold standard of speciation. However, Canis Lupus and Canis Familiaris can interbreed successfully, yet they each get a species name and most people distinguish dogs and wolves as separate species. My point is that the people attempting to cast doubt on this discovery aren't disputing the facts of what was discovered (a population of "humans" who seem related to H. Sapiens, but who all share a genetic difference from that species), but rather what to call that group. Inheritable genetic "diseases" that confer an advantage to the "sufferer" are the basis of natural selection. Whether you call the offpring of those individuals a "diseased population" or a "new species in the making" is like arguing whether Pluto should be considered a planet; you think you're arguing about Pluto, but you're really arguing about the definition of the word "planet", which is arbitrary and not very interesting, at least to most people.

    1. Re:it's a semantic argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canis familiaris is really considered Canis lupus. The familiaris bit is now just a subspecies, which is probably just throwing a bone (ha ha) to those people who have a hard time understanding that things change.

      A better example might be Panthera leo (lion) and Panthera tigris (tiger). They can produce offspring, but the offspring will (almost certainly) be sterile. This is one of the "hallmark" tests of species. If the offspring are fertile then the organisms are considered the same species. Although if two organisms can interbreed, but don't due to different mating habits, ares of habitation, etc, they're considered separate species.

      "Species" is just a man-made concept, so it can be fuzzy.

    2. Re:it's a semantic argument by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      A better example might be Panthera leo (lion) and Panthera tigris (tiger). They can produce offspring, but the offspring will (almost certainly) be sterile. This is one of the "hallmark" tests of species.

      I guess this is the same as horses and donkeys breeding to produce mules, which AFAIK are always sterile.

    3. Re:it's a semantic argument by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      ...mules, which AFAIK are always sterile...

      Almost always, but every once in a while Nature finds a way.

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  54. Just as He as taught us. by hotspotbloc · · Score: 4, Funny
    The Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe, starting with a mountain, trees and a midgit. This is clear proof the He was the basis of all intelligence and I demand His teachings be taught in all Kansas public schools.

    Don't get me started about the pirates ...

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    1. Re:Just as He as taught us. by jaxu · · Score: 1

      pirates?

    2. Re:Just as He as taught us. by qwertyatwork · · Score: 1

      When the Spaghetti Meatball Monster created the univerase, the first person he created was a midget in full pirate regalia.

  55. Idiots! by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 3, Funny

    They found it in a *wet cave*...

    It *shrunk*.

    1. Re:Idiots! by sanx · · Score: 1

      Oh come on. It's funny. Someone mod him up.

  56. Re:How do they know how old it is? Carbon dating? by moz25 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Here are some interesting links that tell more about how carbon dating works. The link you posted is just creationist talk and not even the best of its kind. You need to know more about the intrinsics of the method before you can judge the scientific merit.

    science.howstuffworks.com/carbon-14.htm

    230nsc1.phy-astr.gsu.edu/hbase/nuclear/cardat.html

    www.c14dating.com/int.html

  57. Re:How do they know how old it is? Carbon dating? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's pathetic to assume something and then prove it with more assumptions.

    Strata locations are dated just like anything else, since nobody alive today was around millions of years ago. Often, different dating methods provide contradictory results. How's that for scientifically "proving" how old something is?

    I'm not a scientist with a degree yet, so do the research yourself, but in the world of evolution people jump to conclusions and make assumptions all too easily because of their predispositions, be they pro or con.

    The people coming from the angle that these 'hobbit-like' creatures either HAVE TO be a different species or CAN'T be a different species have their own motivations based purely on speculation. Why not take a look at the facts and wait and see what else we can dig up?

  58. Re:Mod parent funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's channeling Gollum. He wantsss sssmilesss, he doessss. But not from nasssty little hobbitsesss!

  59. If anybody finds a gold ring by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...don't put it on. Seriously. Bad things would happen.

  60. BBC Documentary Argued This by John+Muir · · Score: 1

    There was an episode of Horizon about a month ago covering the Flores debate. I'll sum up what they said:

    - Modern native Flores islanders are themselves a pigmy / small stature population.
    - Elderly people there (with less genetic mixing with outsiders) are even smaller.
    - Microcephaly, abnormally small skull size, bears very well with the data of the finds.
    - The bones found are modern humans of abnormally small size, perhaps dwarf pigmies?

    There was a bunch of skull comparison, brain volume and other scientific arguments on the show - which I mostly missed! (Bad timing) They managed to confuse one of the key supporters of the separate species argument when they showed him 3d models of two brain casts. One was from the Flores bones, and the other was a dwarf microcephalic brain. He was surprised how similar they were in detail.

    Of course, they had to question just how an apparent *group* of such physically abnormal people could have lived on Flores. But questioned whether they were reproducing, or indeed there was ever more than a single handful of them.

  61. Re:How do they know how old it is? Carbon dating? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1, Troll
    Strata locations are dated just like anything else, since nobody alive today was around millions of years ago. Often, different dating methods provide contradictory results. How's that for scientifically "proving" how old something is?

    How about "proving" your claim with some citations.

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  62. It's a jaw... by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

    Jaws have teeth. Jaws are one of the easiest parts of a skeleton to age. Even if the teeth are missing, dental buds, or their lack, root canals, and other features make them highly indicative of the individual's age.

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  63. Re:Wait a second... by joemawlma · · Score: 0

    If it didn't take 6 years for my comment to reach the forum, maybe this wouldn't have been redundant. Needless to say, there were 0 comments when I submitted this. By the way, did anyone ever consider that this species may have been a child or a dwarf? yes, sarcastic...

  64. theory behind the book of Job by Brigadier · · Score: 1



    I once heard of a theory that the book of Job actually preceeded the genisis story. Which coincidentaly accounts for prehistoric type species. example being Laviathon.

    I googled the below link
    http://www.bibarch.com/Perspectives/3.1.htm

    1. Re:theory behind the book of Job by sigzero · · Score: 0

      Job preceded the genesis story? You mean where the earth was created and populated? Wow! That is a story! No, the account of Job is pre-flood but after Adam and Eve. Sorry.

    2. Re:theory behind the book of Job by Brigadier · · Score: 1


      i'm not an expert but I think the story comes from where Job is tempted by satan in heaven. Which would be impossible if he had been cast out. There are hints in the bible that the world wasn't a.) destroyed only by flood. b) that eden was a place that coesisted with other civiliaztions. Thus the story about Cain sent to wonder teh world where he found his wife.

    3. Re:theory behind the book of Job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Occam's Razor: The bible is a work of fiction. QED

    4. Re:theory behind the book of Job by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Occam's Razor: "one should not increase, beyond what is necessary, the number of entities required to explain anything".
      This does not help your cause.

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    5. Re:theory behind the book of Job by falzer · · Score: 1

      Occam's Razor: "one should not increase, beyond what is necessary, the number of entities required to explain anything".

      Such as gods, demons, angels, and the like. I think this was the other poster's point.

    6. Re:theory behind the book of Job by onemorechip · · Score: 1

      No, I think what GGP originally referred to (perhaps with some lack of clarity) is the theory that one or both of the creation stories in Genesis (there are two separate and inconsistent stories) were written after the book of Job (and in fact after many of the books of the Old Testament). Because of common elements in Babylonian and Jewish writings it is highly likely that one is derivative ot the other (including the concept of Satan). Job may have been written during the Babylonian exile. The creation stories may have been written after the exile. What's significant is not the supposed order of events related in the two stories, but the fact that the Job author had a different concept of Satan than the Genesis authors. It doesn't follow that the Job story was pre-fall if its author didn't believe in the fall in the first place.

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    7. Re:theory behind the book of Job by stanmann · · Score: 1

      There are actually 3 creation stories, and I've yet to see a critic successfully detail the "inconsistencies".

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    8. Re:theory behind the book of Job by onemorechip · · Score: 1
      What's the 3rd? (I've been assuming we are talking Old Testament here).

      And, define "successfully".

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    9. Re:theory behind the book of Job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Successful enough so that someone with their fingers stuck in their ears and yelling "LALALALA I'm not listening to you" would actually accept the facts, obviously.

    10. Re:theory behind the book of Job by stanmann · · Score: 1

      In Typical Semitic form, the THREE stories go in order of increasing detail and complexity focusing in on level of importance. Verse 1 is the First, 1:2-2-3 are the Second, and 2:4-2:25 are the third.

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  65. Damn, dirty, tiny... by mtec · · Score: 2, Informative

    apes!

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  66. Re:What about Prehistoric Golems? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...they're tricksy and false!!

  67. Re:How do they know how old it is? Carbon dating? by The+Bungi · · Score: 1
    Strata locations are dated just like anything else

    Well, I'll be modded down as a 'troll' again I'm sure, but I'll lay it out for you in the simplest possible way.

    Geological strata are not 'dated', you dumbass. They are the dating system. All you need is to find a well-known layer (like the famous K-T one) to use as reference and bob's your uncle. Completely unambiguous. No mythical creatures or faith involved.

    That's it. Thanks for playing.

  68. I know one by POds · · Score: 0

    They prefer to be called 'little people'!

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  69. Re:How do they know how old it is? Carbon dating? by sigzero · · Score: 0

    Strata "can" be used that way if geological upheavels are taken out of the picture. Otherwise, they are as fallible as anything can be.

  70. Yeah! by ReadParse · · Score: 1

    That's what I'm Tolkien 'bout!

    RP

    1. Re:Yeah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish I had mod points right now to mark your ass Redundant.

  71. Legend of these people in Tonga by dhammabum · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I lived in Tonga for a couple of years in the 70's and there was a tale of very small people that were living in Tonga at the time the Polynesians arrived, at least on one island. They said these people were found on 'Ata Island (the southernmost island in the group). The new Tongans apparently gave them food initially, then for whatever reason decided to kill them off and blocked them in a cave. This is quite a similar story to that told on Flores Is. where the current discoveries have been made.

    The interesting bit is that this island is uninhabited as South American slavers came in the mid-1800s and captured all the males off the island. The King then had the women and children rescued and declared the island off limits. When I was there we tried to go to the island for a scientific survey but King Tupou Fa refused. The place is only visited by occasional fishermen.


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    1. Re:Legend of these people in Tonga by jerryodom · · Score: 1

      Thats a pretty wild story. They've kept it off limits for 100+ years? I bet there's some interesting stuff there.

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    2. Re:Legend of these people in Tonga by dhammabum · · Score: 1

      Yes, my wife knew some women in one of the villages whose great-great grandmothers had come from 'Ata - I had thought it was just one of those unconfirmable things but it was just out of living memory.

      As to the island it is probably a bit colder there, so not much motivation for resettlement. It would have been great to have gone there, though. As it was I travelled to Niuafo'o and Niuatoputapu, the two northernmost islands of the group and I was the first white person a 4-6 year old had ever seen. Certainly off the tourist circuit!

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  72. Sorry, but I have to... by CSG_SurferDude · · Score: 1

    But what about the pirates?

    1. Re:Sorry, but I have to... by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Arggh.. Aye, it be a pirate midget!

    2. Re:Sorry, but I have to... by hotspotbloc · · Score: 1
      But what about the pirates?

      From Wikipedia:

      Global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct consequence of the decline in numbers of pirates since the 1800s. A graph showing the inverse correlation between the pirates and global temperatures was also provided. This component of the theory highlights the logical fallacy of correlation implying causation.
      And this is the big problem with "intelligent design" and the dangers of confusing correlation for causation. If ID is taught who's version should be taught: Christian, Hindu, Scientology, Oprahism or FSM? There is no unbiased scientific test available to say one is correct and the others are wrong.

      FSM was created to the "standard" of other religions to prove them wrong. Pure brilliance.

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  73. many arguments by globaljustin · · Score: 1

    "What is the religious answer to this?"

    There are as many theories about this kind of thing as there are religious people.  One thing about people of faith is they seldom acknowledge the value of things that might test their faith, such as science.  Most would call this either A) typical anti-creation mainstream science B) human kind's way to justify its actions by 'sciencing' all traces of their faith from reality.

    My personal take is that this is probably over-eager biologists trying to get in the history books for finding a 'missing link.'  From what I've read in this story and others, there is very credible findings that dispute these remains being a separate species.

    If it turns out after futher testing that they ARE a separate species, it doesn't really put a thorn in my faith.  My personal belief is that what we perceive as 'time' is completely contextual and is not part of the nature of the universe such as something like gravity or nuclear forces.  Given this, this species is just another part of God's creation.  Nothing in the Old or New Testament says that God only created one species of humans.  It is possible.

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  74. Re:How do they know how old it is? Carbon dating? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

    Then how do they know how old the strata are? By the fossils in it?

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  75. PLEASE... by nonlnear · · Score: 1
    Stop using the non-word "irregardless"!!!

    You meant to say "regardless". Irregardless would mean regarding.

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  76. The Druids! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No one knows who they were
    Or what they were doing
    But their legacy remains.

  77. Re: OB Darth quote... by chooks · · Score: 0

    I find your lack of faith....disturbing.

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  78. Just curious by jtroutman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've been wondering how scientists are capable of building histories of entire species given only one or two examples. Imagine if 100,000 years from now an archaeologist found the fossilized remains of Verne Troyer and Shaquille O'Neal. If he based his theories about ancient man on the same amount of evidence as we do today he would probably assume that there we two distinctly separate forms of man on the planet at the same time.
    How can we find a couple of bones in a cave and surmise an entire branch of evolution based upon them?

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  79. Anthropologist FAQ on Flores by John+Hawks · · Score: 1
    For what it's worth, here's one anthropologist's take:
    It would not only have to be an australopithecine; it might have to be a DWARF AUSTRALOPITHECINE.
    Consider that the femur length of LB1 is just a millimeter shorter than Lucy and its body proportions are basically the same. Lucy (AL 288-1) is not only the most complete known australopithecine skeleton (barring STW 573, which is yet to be described), it has the smallest limbs. There are some individual bone fragments with smaller dimensions than Lucy's, but not very much smaller. At the same time, there are many larger specimens. Some of these, like the Sibilot radius KNM-ER 20419, are a whole lot larger.
    Now at Liang Bua, LB1 is nearly the biggest specimen. Brown et al. (2004) do report another radius from an older part of the deposit with an estimated length of 210mm. Again assuming the same brachial index, this would correspond to a humerus of 269mm, around an inch longer than LB1.
    But the other two adult long bones reported are the LB6 radius (157mm) and the LB8 tibia. At an estimated 216mm, this tibia is substantially shorter than the 235mm LB1 tibia. There is no comparably complete australopithecine femur, but if Lucy (missing around a third of the shaft) was around the same length as LB1, then LB8 would be shorter than any australopithecine.
    Even worse, it is shorter than all but one of 47 chimpanzee tibiae in my comparative data. That's really short.

    That and other questions answered on my FAQ about the Flores fossils.

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  80. I wonder... by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 3, Informative

    Could there be any possibility of finding any preserved DNA after 12,000 years (not very long, geologically speaking)? I wish this had happened in a colder climate, where there was some possibility of preservation by ice. I think it would be a singularly awesome occurance, perhaps a turning point for modern society, if a scientist took a cell from an extinct but SENTIENT primate species and cloned it, either with a gorilla or human mother.

    Call me cruel or evil if you must, but if I was a scientist presented with that opportunity, I would do it in a heartbeat. The moral, religious, and political rammifications would be tremendous... another creature besides ourselves capable of lucid communication, capable of abstract thought and rational logic. Likely less intelligent (on average) than Homo Sapiens and possibly possessing other differing desires and abilities, but unquestionably emotional and intelligent. How the hell would mainstream Christianity react? I would think that "mainstream" would have to be redefined, as many people would cling to old notions of humanity being special, unique, and alone while just as many would be unable to treat another intelligent being as a mere animal.

    Of course, the exact level of intelligence would be very important. Just how intelligent are they, as compared to us? As compared to chimps? What if they possess roughly same communication skills and intelligence as a chimp or gorilla, yet they look like us, have the same facial expressions as us, and possess the vocal cords necessary to form words? Gorillas and chimps are quite intelligent, and capable of significant levels of communication via sign language. I'm willing to bet that the major reason why they haven't been granted any legal rights is because they seem so unhuman. Give them a human looking body and the power of speech, and suddenly the situation for many people will not seem so cut and dry. Lord knows where our morality would go from there--maybe given a hundred years, those "freaks" over at PETA will get their wish and the entire animal kingdom will have rights, perhaps based on intelligence. I'm not saying I necessarily support such an idea, but it's mind-blowing to consider.

    Perhaps it's fascinating for me specifically because for the last 4 years I've worked extensively with the (moderately) mentally handicapped. It's very interesting to watch how they're treated by parents, doctors, coworkers, and fellow clients. In many respects they are given a high degree of self-determination, yet there are always more subtle attempts to change them into what we want them to be. The aspect I have the most problem with is prescribing medication for the sole purpose of surpressing libido. Ok, if the client is attacking women and fondling them that's one thing, but if wacking off too much and getting caught staring at women's chests and cutting out pictures of underwear models or even, heaven forbid, having consentual sexual relations with one another is a disease, I suspect that many of us here at /. have been "infected" at one time or another. But for these people, anti-depressants such as Prozac and Zoloft are prescribed for the SOLE purpose of supressing sexual desire. Oh sure, that's not what it's officially for, but staff openly talk about the real goal of putting a client on that med. The "depression" doesn't really exist until the client gets too horny for our director's taste, and the doctor mysteriously does NOT prescribe one of the many antidepressants out that have a lower impact on sexual function. And of course, no one is ever prescribed the antidepressant Wellbutrin, which has been shown to increase sexual desire and pleasure (as I can personally attest to) and would be otherwise appropriate for many of our more lethargic clients.

    I guess what I'm saying is that if we were forced to deal with a less intelligent and more primal version of ourselves, we would be forced to confront our more animalistic urges in a saner and more consistan

    1. Re:I wonder... by fusiongyro · · Score: 1

      To make an entity's rights contingent on the entity's intelligence seems to me to be a serious crime. After all, the real message of Western religion in this area is that there is something irreducibly different about being human, and this is true whether you're intelligent or a human pile of jelly.

      To consider a redefinition of personhood which would extend only to those who are more intelligent than a chimp (which seems to be the direction you're going in) would of course open up the very same question for all of our mentally handicapped citizens. On one side would be the intelligence worshippers, saying that these people are not human (or people, or whatever) and on the other side would be everyone else. There are of course organizations like PETA that seem to espouse a notion of rights that extend to anything animated and there are religious people who simply believe that humans, and humans alone, are different. Some religion believes that what makes a human different from an animal is his ability to distinguish between right and wrong, to freely choose to be good even with an inclination towards evil. I'm sure there would be divisions but ultimately I think that most religion would be accepting of anything which appears to be able to choose freely.

      The state, of course, will have to accede to the notion that sentient non-humans can become citizens. It's an interesting thought, and probably one we'll eventually have to tackle, but I think that the state will be forced to choose a definition of citizen which will encompass whatever new sentient-seeming entities are encountered without rejecting people or categories of people who are already citizens, as any attempt to include a concrete conception of intelligence in that definition will necessarily reject certain categories of people who are already citizens. That kind of thing generally results in loud and angry public outcry, and in this case I would certainly be a part of it.

      Furthermore, I personally think that the notion of quantified intelligence is already taken way too seriously in this world and that things would be a damnsite better if it weren't so. The government is always more unjust when it attempts to work with qualities instead of quantities because soft concepts require interpretation and thus magnify the variable of human error. Compounded with that, intelligence as a concept hasn't yet been scientifically defined to everyone's satisfaction; the best definition I've heard is that it is linked to being able to distinguish more categories, and while that resonates with me as correct, I cannot see how the time that it takes a person to figure out that they're looking at the Fibonacci sequence has anything to do with it. Standardized testing in this area is very weak, highly culturally- and age-dependant, and this is on top of being a bad idea implementing a poor scientific theory.

      It is my sincere hope that this fringe line of thinking remain there if and when we do need to face these questions directly rather than speculatively.

  81. Hairy feet? by merikari · · Score: 1

    But did they have hair on their feet? Or perhaps scales or feathers?
    http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/10/0 7/1548224&tid=14

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  82. I wouldn't take mythology too seriously by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Almost all civilizations have oral or written records of giants and dwarves (trust me, LOTR is not a new idea). These, as most other legends, must have some sort of factual origin"

    And almost all civilizations have some undead in their mythology. E.g., vampires. What's your theory about the factual origin of those? Are you telling me that the dead actually rose from their graves and preyed upon the living?

    Now seriously, at least the giants are actually _very_ easily explained by exaggeration. It's like the hunters' or fishermen's tales of catching one "I swear it was this big" and increasing every year. Well, the same happened in wars. Defeating a particularly fearsome or important opponent is gradually inflated to having bested someone Goliath sized and with various demonic features or super-powers.

    You don't even have to look too far back to see exactly that. During at least one of the crusades, one of the archers on the walls is described as pretty much a giant with a siege weapon in his hand. (A saracen version of Terry Pratchett's Detritus, if you will.)

    You'd think that if one of the soldiers in the garrison actually had those proportions, it would get mentioned in more places than just that battle. It's something deviating that far from the norm that you'd just have heard about it. Merchants and travellers passing through the city would have mentioned something.

    So, anyway, I wouldn't take mythology as a source of factual data for anthropology or human evolution.

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    1. Re:I wouldn't take mythology too seriously by megrims · · Score: 1

      3rd March, 1327.

      Dear Diary.
      I saw a man who was unusually tall today.

    2. Re:I wouldn't take mythology too seriously by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      The way some of these giants are described by those who supposedly fought them, it would more probably be like:

      "3rd March, 1327.

      Dear Diary,

      By the prophet's beard! I was walking into town to sell my wares, and as I took one corner next thing I know I'm staring into someone's belt buckle. I looked upwards startled and in front of me was this giant man, with arms thicker than my legs and a giant crossbow the size of a ballista in one hand. It scared the life out of me. He must have seen how I was trembling in my boots as I he smiled at me and moved on. I must tell everyone in my village about it! In fact, I'll write a letter immediately to my cousin Harun Al Azhred in Alexandria to tell him about it."

      I mean, seriously, life was fucking boring back then. If you think what's on TV nowadays is boring, picture riding a camel for days or ploughing a few acres of land, with nothing ever happening. Something this unusual would provide something talk about for years. Doubly so if one of the giants had the monstrous or demonic features that some are credited with. If you bumped into, say, a Tauren (from WoW) IRL, you _would_ tell everyone about it.

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  83. Mystery solved by commodoresloat · · Score: 1
    Well there are places where midgets all live together and work together, aren't there? I remember a movie about a wizard that featured a place like this; I think it was called "Oz."

    Hey, wait a minute.

    Where were these bones found again?

  84. And one ring... by cyrix · · Score: 0

    ...ruled them all.

  85. What about the other small things! by Nikorasu85 · · Score: 1

    "The tiny bones have enchanted many anthropologists who accept the interpretation that these diminutive skeletons belonged to a remnant population of prehistoric humans that were marooned on Flores with dwarf elephants and other miniaturized animals, giving the discovery a kind of fairy tale quality." No one seems to be mentioning that they didn't only find small humans on the islands... but also found small elephants and other small animals!

  86. I told ya... by TarrySingh · · Score: 1

    Tolkien HAD a time machine!

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  87. From an American Protesant living in Russia.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Americans generally know very little about Orthodoxy, other than that it is old and traditional. Then again, Americans are quite ignorant about almost everything that isn't common in American culture or media.

  88. Hobbit only in size, not in culture by master_p · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The size of the bone found implies a Hobbit-sized race, not a Hobbit-like culture. The only thing we know so far is the size of those hominids. They did not live in a nice miniature village like the Shire; most probably they were primitive hunters, without even knowledge of agriculture.

    I don't see the big deal over their size, though. Have we forgotten that there are already very short tribes around the world (pigmeys, for example)? what makes the 'Hobbit' one different?

  89. woohoo by Servo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Given how asians tend to be smaller in the first place, I don't see how this is all that exciting news. On top of that, nutrition and disease plays a huge part in height, so its entirely possible that these were not all that healthy of a group.

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  90. older story by 12x · · Score: 1

    my grandpa told me this story when i was on holiday in devon. He said though, that he wasn't lying at all, whether i believed it or not. This was at least 20 years ago, can't remember the date. He was in London, in the underground waiting for a tube to come. It was rush-hour at the time, and could see a old, blind man with a walking stick waiting as well. My grandpa thought, there's a no way this guy's going to get on, as soon as it arrives people are just gonna flood into it, it'll be difficult for him. So he aproached the guy and said that he'll help him on. They started talking, and the guy said that he wasn't always blind, he gradually lost his eye sight over the year from, some condition. The train arrived and he helped him on, though because it was way too busy they jumped into the first class section, and my grandpa thought they might as well just sit in the first class compartments to save hassle. The man went on to say through conversation that he was once at a digging site in Penzance, Devon. They came across a burial site, which had 2,000 fully grown adults and children, except they were only about 3 and a half foot tall. They were told at once to put the site back at it was.The buried the bones and what the found and put it back as it was. There was no news coverage at all about this. This happened at least 50 years ago or so.

    1. Re:older story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and...little pointy ears...and wings!

  91. Modern Dwarf Gene. by lcde · · Score: 1

    It would be interesting if this is where the recessive gene of modern dwarfs come from.

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  92. Religious answer? by sh0knah · · Score: 1

    Why does "religion" need an answer to this? "Religion" is rife with stories like David and Goliath, depicting distinctions between populations. When populations are not terribly mobile and tend to procreate within a fixed population, specializations and population distinctions occur.

    Every region in the world has historical distinctions that physically differentiate its people from other populations. (The English have bad teeth. Canadians are genetically programed to say "eh" a lot...) I don't think "religion" has a problem with that. Some *people* may have a problem with that. But maybe you should be asking what their answer to this is.

    As for the failed first prototype of early man, I think we can all agree that intellectual propery lawyers are the decendents of the failed first prototype of early man. Based on that experiment, it was decided that common sense and compassion would be added to the next iteration.

  93. How to create a zombie, in three easy steps! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And almost all civilizations have some undead in their mythology. E.g., vampires. What's your theory about the factual origin of those? Are you telling me that the dead actually rose from their graves and preyed upon the living?

    It's easy to create a zombie, at least in the context of a legend. Vampire and werewolfs can also be constructed; their legends are left as an excercise for the reader.

    Without further ado, here's how to create a zombie of legend! :-)

    Step 1): Start with a culture limited notion of the concept of being "unconcious", as opposed to being "dead".

    Step 2): Accidentally bury some unlucky bastard who's just been knocked cold, but not actually dead.

    Step 3): Have the poor guy wake up just before he suffocates, either in a very shallow and loosely packed "grave", or worse yet, in the process of being buried alive by his "friends". Odds are, the guy will be very woozy and uncoordinated from the bump on the head, frantic about not suffocating, tend to groan in pain a lot, and will emerge from the grave feeling *very* pissed off at the people who buried him.

    Add some superstition, and in a few retellings, and you don't just have a pissed off guy with a lump on his head about to kick the ass of his "buddy" who burried him; instead, you've got a filthy undead monster clawing it's way out of the grave, and shambling off in an angry rage to prey upon the living, moaning like a fiend from hell.

    It's all in the writing.

    So, anyway, I wouldn't take mythology as a source of factual data for anthropology or human evolution.

    Nope. It's certainly influenced by anthropology -- for example, the reason the ancient greek gods "cuckolded" so many other gods was that in the old religion they *killed* the gods of other civilizations; only to re-adopt them when they culturally assimilated the new population. The sexual politics mirrored the battlefield politics without making the legends so unpalatable to the conquered nations.

  94. A full group of humans with microencephaly? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    The vocal skeptics (for which we should be grateful, that is what real science is all about) could put forward this theory based in the existence of one unique specimen.

    If several specimens with similar characteristics show up then such theory becomes terribly weak since microcephaly is extremily rare, and thus the odds a many individuals in the same group having the same rare desease would be too unlikely.

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  95. You are saying nonsense. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    But you will be none the wiser because you obviously don't about ejaculating falsehoods and half truths.

    Nobody has provided an easy explanation because none seems to exist.

    IN the one hand we have people saying this is a new species, a theory strengthened by todays findings.

    ANother theory claims that these were sick individuals of our species. But if 20 are found then theior theory is completely unrealistic.

    You see? Some time there are no easy answers, no matter how much we wish to have one.

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    1. Re:You are saying nonsense. by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

      I'm not spouting anything false...

      I'm simply pointing out that with the evidence they ahve now, it is a much simpler and plausible answer that the jaw bone is from soem kind of deformed (for whatever reason)human than to assume that it is from a whole different species.

      I'll admit, that new evidence may come to light that indicates a new species. But in my opinion, that evidence isn't here yet, and to make such a conclusion is jumping the gun.

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    2. Re:You are saying nonsense. by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

      Saying that 20 individuals rules out the sick person hypothesis is jumping the gun a bit. Look to some of the oldest recorded history and you have the early people of Israel with a code of conduct that had certain conditions sent out of the camp. A group of a certain number of individuals segregated from the normal population shouldn't be that unusual. Throw in an isolated gene pool and you are going to have a higher incedence of certain conditions. Seems like a perfectly plausible argument to me.

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  96. Don't be idiotic. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    There are several morphologic characterisitics that clearly make your "point" laughable., conceding that Asians may be smaller (I venture you have not been to certain parts of China or Kashmir, but what the heck, not everybody can or want to see the wider world) the craneal capacity and morphological characterisitics of all humans are roughly the same.

    Now, having clear the idiotic ignorant point, lets get on with speculation: The fossils of this small hominid have a noticeable smaller craneal capacity and one of the tooth shows roots not found in any other known hominid.. Th likelyhood of a full group of humans all having the same degenerative disease is quite small, to say the least.

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  97. Simple, they user their brains. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    These people spend years looking at bones, how they interact, how they work togetehr.

    I you would find two sekletons in 1000000 years (one very short, one very small) of modern humans, they would see that both specimens have mosstly the same bones, and interconnect basically in the same way, that the craneal capacity of both is roughly the same and ahtat in general, bar the difference in size, they are practically identical.

    So they woul most likely reach the correct conclussion: that they have found two memebers, of different size, of the same species.

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  98. Weak parody by CustomDesigned · · Score: 1
    Your parody falls short because the FSM starts with a mountain, trees and midget. You need to understand the basics of monotheism (e.g. self-existence) before you can effectively make fun of it.

    Furthermore, the Intelligent Design hypothesis is just as compatible with Flying Spaghetti Monsters and Space Aliens as it is with monotheism. It is even compatible with macro evolution. The point of disagreement between ID and traditional macro evolution is whether "chance plus selection" by themselves can create "information" (defined as intelligently chosen configurations of matter).

    Even this conflict is a philosophical one. If the "blind watchmaker" model is right, then there is no such thing as meaning or intelligence in reality. What we perceive as such is simply a finely tuned and complex response to our environment. In that case, of course, what seems to be moral outrage over whether ID should or should not be taught as a mainstream model is also just an "interesting psychological phenomenon".

    In any event, (returning to the implicit assumption that intelligence is real, since otherwise this discussion is meaningless), portraying ID as opposed to "evolution" is deceptive (even if most adherents see it that way). ID is only opposed to the "blind chance" aspect of traditional evolution. Mechanisms like chance and selection are not ruled out at all, and have been used by human intelligence to accomplish some impressive designs. If you believe there is really such a thing as intelligence (literally, the power to choose between), then you can recognize intelligent choice both intuitively and statistically. If you believe that no configuration of matter is any more significant than any other configuration, then both sides are equally interesting phenomena, and which prevails in the next century is a question of survival of the fittest rather than truth.