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obli writes "In Google's official blog, Dr. Brian L. Fisher (an entomology researcher) writes about a newly discovered species of ant that he has named after Google (Proceratium google). The reason for this name is a tribute to the usefulness of Google Earth in his research. This is not the only species with a company name, there is also the GoldenPalace.com Monkey (Callicebus aureipalatii)." The California Academy of Sciences also has a short piece on the discovery along with a brief background of Dr. Fisher.
I can't wait for Google Dog. I expect it to fetch the paper AND pick out the important stuff based on my personal tastes.
What about it? It is a bottom feeder that disembowls itself when threatened! Sounds about right!
blah blah blah
Any webmaster who's watched his logs spike from ten megs to one hundred can tell you that, much like ants: Once Google finds something on your site it likes, you'll come back to find it's all over everything.
My dad's had an ant named after him for years and he didn't have to come up with a fancy search engine to do it. He's only a carpenter.
I'm a big tall mofo.
Can we change the /. icon for google now to an ant?
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Im fairly sure that a bunch of scientists all ready have done this sort of thing before. Im fairly certain they named some of their discoveries after people like George Bush. Unfortunately, I have no idea which species of animnal they used his name for because almost all searches for any refrence of animal and George Bush gets me websites for how he is an idiotic monkey.
Ooo man the floppy drive is broken. No wait. The computer is just upside down.
sp/ant/ass
Did he ask if he could use that name for the ant? Hmmmmm?
http://www.news.cornell.edu/Stories/April05/slime- mold.Bush.Cheney.ssl.html Im not sure if this is a great honor or a backhanded insult.
Ooo man the floppy drive is broken. No wait. The computer is just upside down.
Two hundred years from now, this ant species will probably still exist. But the name will seem just as silly and puzzling to the scientists of that day as if Dr. Fisher had named the new species Proceratium petsdotcom.
In the long run, this little stunt will probably harm Dr. Fisher's reputation more than it will help Google's.
I thought it was apache :(
why did he not call this new species the sycoph-ant? Ohh, whoops, I suppose he did....
There is a louse named after Gary Larson.
I pitty the species that gets named after SCO Group.
Simon's Rock College
I am going to name my child "Google" or "Googlina"!
For a moment I thought that Google had adquired the rights to a Sim Ant Sequel.
:-(
;-)
So much for google games
About the Golden Palace Monkey. I think that having private coorporations sponsoring this kind of research in exchange for branding is a great idea. It benefits all of us. And the name "Golden Monkey" doesn't sound half bad after all.
When deep space exploration ramps up, it'll be the corporations that name everything, the IBM Stellar Sphere, the Microsoft Galaxy, Planet Starbucks.
I am getting very tired of Golden Palace's penchant for putting their name in every possible attention-grabbing place. Paid tattoos, Jesus sandwich auctions, and now taxonomy for hire. All for a stupid casino ad campaign. I swear that they're gonna pay Carly Simon some obscene amount just so she'll announce that her 1973 hit song is about their business.
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I thought they were Republicans and intended it as a compliment?
:)
Which explains a lot about Republicans, really
Karolyne Smith is a GoldenPalace Monkey.
Not for their name, just that they'll grow up to become geniuses that get asked for trivial information (and to bring the mail) all the time.
You can hold down the "B" button for continuous firing.
All Google, all the time.
9/30/2005 10:37:00 AM Posted by Brian L. Fisher, Associate Curator of Entomology, California Academy of Sciences
At a time when the power of information technology doubles every 12 to 15 months and extends to capture every scrap we have, digitizing biodiversity information is a final frontier for IT. It's an essential step to ensure society maintains and hopefully increases bio-literacy. Toward this end, there's Antweb. It's a project from the California Academy of Sciences that has incorporated the Google Earth interface to provide location-based access to the diversity and wonder of ants: from your backyard to the Congo Basin.
As society advances, literacy increases and bio-literacy decreases. If you're illiterate, you may view a library as thinly sliced stacks of firewood; a Google search engine is meaningless. If you are bio-illiterate, a forest is at best a green blob to be consumed. If you are bio-literate, you see the diversity of the forest and understand that each animal, each plant, tells a story and has a place.
Google has helped us achieve free and democratic access to information, but now, with Google Earth, it's taken an important step to promote bio-literacy. Together with other institutions in the Bay Area, Google is uniquely poised to take on this enormous task.
There are two ways people need to access information on biodiversity: either have a name for which they want more information, or they are at a location and want to know what they will find there. On Antweb, you can access information about ants via location - and Google Earth allows for any scale of access via location. So you can be in Santa Clara County and see what ants you are likely to find. Soon you will be able to create a field guide for ants in any location defined in Google Earth.
We tried to get NASA's help to develop such a system for years with their mapping expertise and data, but Google Earth answered the call first. I am so impressed with Google that I have named an ant I recently discovered in Madagascar Proceratium google. Its bizarrely-shaped abdomen is an adaptation for hunting down obscure prey: spider eggs. Here's what it looks like.
I hope that Google will continue applying its skills to serve biodiversity data to conservation planners and the general public. Google has given us a tool to connect the 6 billion people on earth with our remaining biodiversity. Antweb welcomes any form of collaboration to help achieve this goal - and may the ants be with you.
Where i live google is even a verb. When you want to search for something you google for it. I imagine this is pretty annoying for the other search engines *cough*MSN*cough*. Im sure Microsoft would like to have their name on some bugs too...
ohh, wait, forget that last one....
HTTP/1.1 400
Who pays for exceeding the ol' bandwidth limit, the site owner or the search engine?
I don't [yet] run a site for which I pay for data transfer; I wonder what hosts, if any, have SearchEngineCrawlsDoNotCountOnTheBill® technology...
You can hold down the "B" button for continuous firing.
We live on Planet Earth Sponsored By GamesOfGondor.com!
You can hold down the "B" button for continuous firing.
"I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords."
"In the game of life, someone always has to lose. To me, if life were fair, that someone would always be Oklahoma." -DKR
For those of you who have not seen The Ants by Bert Hölldobler and Edward O. Wilson, it is definitely worth a read. The drawings alone are worth the price of the book.
For those of you how are not impressed by ants, try to build one.
First entomology, then virology, and finally bioinformatics systems. Bugs follow me wherever I go.
There's a butterfly named "Deudorix eagon" after the company named "Eagon" http://www.eagon.com/. The story I heard : the company(they make paper so they need lots of big logs) made a tremendous contribution to Solomon Islands and a doctor (John Tenant? I'm not sure) named his new discovery after the company's name.
Indeed, the phrasing of the author is elogious at first sight and slightly ambiguous:
We admire these leaders as fellow citizens who have the courage of their convictions and are willing to do the very difficult and unpopular work of living up to principles of freedom and democracy rather than accepting the expedient or popular.
While it sounds positive but something tells me if it had been complimentary, it needed not to include Rumsfeld for instance, and it would have been:
We admire these leaders as fellow citizens who have the courage of defending American values and are doing the very difficult work of living up to principles of freedom and democracy.
(replace "American values" with "Universal Human Rights" if you want). I, for one, truely admire this post-doctorate student joke, which got worldwide publicity.
I'm sorry to be this way, but it's only irony if you are referring to the fact that they are beetles, but are named after humans. Remember, irony is a way of using words to imply a meaning that is very different from the literal definition of those words.
If you are saying that you dislike Bush and Cheney, then "slime mold beetles" would be appropriate, not ironic.
TFA also says they named one after Darth Vader. And their ex wives. Those might be clues.
If it can build a pile of spider eggs as well as Apache Ant can build programs, then I'll accept either.
You can hold down the "B" button for continuous firing.
I wonder how to pronunciate that name in latin. You know, unlike English Latin doesn't have the all vowels screwed up, so an A sounds like 'Ah' like in any other normal language, an O sounds like 'Oh'.
'Goh-oh-gleh', is that correct?
..welcome our new Google Ant overlords.
According to an article in a recent science magazine, they are conservative biologists, which is rare, and they managed to find each other and work together, which is rarer. Also, they didn't pay much particular attention to the beetles themselves when assigning them names; if they had, they said, they would have tried to pick beetles or presumably some other creature that would have a more substantial link to their namesakes.
A condition whereby your ass keeps itching so bad that you scratch your anus off.
Table-ized A.I.
This is getting dangerous now. What if somebody pays to name a monkey and we have Steve Ballmer in monkeys too? Oh Wait..
Yep... free and democratic information... Google, Yahoo, Microsoft, IBM, Lucent Technologies, Motorola et al are all bending over when the Chinese authorities ask them to limit information or provide tools to track the opinions of their own citizens. George W Bush is green with envy that he can't easily do the same.
There should be a chameleon named after Michael Jackson's ever changing nose.
"Obligatory" .. ? C'mon! Speak up, damn it! I didn't hire you with big money to mumble! ... ... umm.. yes, sir.
Dr. Flake: Mr. Ballmer! Mr. Ballmer! They found new ant! The news was even slashdotted!
Ballmer: Just tell me it's not Google.
Dr. Flake: umm.. yes, it's google.. but...
Ballmer: What the fuck! Ants? Google now searches ants now?
Dr. Flake: umm... actually no...
Ballmer: Fucking Eric Schmidt is a fucking pussy. I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to fucking kill that ant.
Ballmer:
Dr. Flake: This entomology researcher named Dr. Fisher used Google Map to find his ants, sir...
Ballmer: FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! (throws chair across the room)
Dr. Flake: It's quiet facinating and in his research which it recites
Ballmer: Shut the fuck up, Flaky. You talk too much.
Dr. Flake:
Ballmer: Flaky, Quick! Find me one of them smart research scientist to find me a diabolical giant ANTEATER!
Dr. Flake: umm.. yes, sir... but our search doesn't cross link between search and map, sir...
Ballmer: Geee, Flake! Do I have to think of everything? Just fucking Google it!
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"Don't let fools fool you. They are the clever ones."
Oh, well...
Reason is the Path to God - Anon
Picking items out based on your personal taste is already patented by Amazon.
Get your Unix fortune now!
I'll see you ants in court
Dr. Fisher is an awesome collector- he has taken many new ant species (and passed on many other undescribed species to other experts in the field). Systematist like him will likely name tens or hundreds of species in their lifetimes, coming up with names for all of them is just a little icing on the cake- but it can get boring too. Fisher's website is one of the better "biodiversity" sites out there in terms of "web-tech". Perhaps his ulterior motive- associating his work in any way possible with a giant like google can only help his work in the long run, particularly in biodiversity/systematics studies which are notoriously underfunded...hint hint.
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I tried going to ant.google.com but nothing came up. I guess the Google ant was Slashdotted or something? ;-)
Saskboy's blog is good. 9 out of 10 dentists agree.
Since the USA (and then the world) is going to become
one big Google company town, I guess it's best to start
early with the naming thing.
I hear it will run Linux
Anyone know when it iwll be out of Beta?
"The Gates Dodo Bird" at next years Comdex in Vegas!!!
News for Whiners!!
Similar things happened half a century ago...
Where do you think the name Anophthalmus Hitleri for a CAVE BEETLE comes from:
http://slonews.sta.si/index.php?id=12&s=1
as a tribute to the usefullness of the full zoom at Google moon
I suggest an ant head icon!
Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en& q=moof&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8
It's too bad nobody has mod points while looking at this article. This parent deserves mod + for funny.
2^3 * 31 * 647
http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en& q=moof&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8
In other news, man unearths fossilized remnants of giant man-eating ants in his backyard and sends it in to the Smithsonian Institute with the proposed taxonomy of "procreatium spiff-arino"
I always thought that this woman http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karolyne_Smith was the real Goldenpalace.com monkey.
According to Popular Science the scientists who discovered the beetles are conservative.
check out: http://bastard.google.com/
Spam: Any activity on internet to gain popularity without paying to advertising companies like Google.
I wonder if that will return to the Dominican Republic. IMHO it's wrong to remove fossile and major cultural pieces (like mummies) from its original locations. These important findings should stay there, fostering local economy development.
Obviously it's not the case here, but many countries see their so valuable fossile disappear in the black market. Private collections in Europe seem to be the primary destination of these artifact. Only if it went to public, serious museums..
What, an insect? I thought this story was announcing a cool new Google version of Ant. :(
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Why not sell the naming rights to your kids on Ebay? Perhaps it would help defray the cost of college, and councelling for being stuck with a name like "Grease Monkey Jones"
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