"A few of these projects will instantly kill if precautions are not followed.
Although we have personally conducted every experiment & built every
project here, we assume no responsibility for your attempt to do so."
I suppose a refund would be out of the question then.
the market for low-priced dial-up access is actually up in this weak economy
..but wouldn't this be for the same reasons that supermarkets have a higher turnover during an economic downturn? Or would you expect people to be more extravagant with their limited resources?
I have have studied this situation closely and think that the reason why they called it Malawi and not US was to give people a hint that this may be the case, but then I could be wrong.
True, but Microsoft Publisher has only really been popular with the under fives, and I can't see them switching to Macs, they're just not sensitive enough.
Spam, like the environment, is a global issue, unless a worldwide consensus can be achieved there is little point individual nations taking action unilaterally. As seen by the Kyoto Agreement it only take one greedy country to fuck up the quality of life of all those living elsewhere.
"by an American coder"
Obviously, because they are the best, and no other nationality can be trusted.
"Maybe tax breaks for companies that hire American workers in America"
Wouldn't that be like protectionism? How un-American.
Hmmmmm. I'm sorry I didn't understand, I thought that you meant non-Americans can't comprehend English.
"so its okay to outsource jobs to reduce costs but not okay to lower salaries of the top management to reduce costs?
WTF?
You mean Milton Freidman was right after all?
"My only question is, if you have questions with the code, aren't you going to need a translator for the comments?"
Why don't you speak English?
Yes I know
You know shit, STFU.
"on all screens in more than 5,000 theaters across the United States"
Move on! These suckers have already given up their five bucks, call them crooks and they won't come back no more.
"Yes. You aren't guaranteed freedom of speech on private property"
br> I'm just thankful that I don't live in your twisted universe.
"Do you guys get a bonus if you spend your coffee breaks shilling your companies' product?"
If you'd call a sore ring a bonus, I guess it's a bonus.
"A few of these projects will instantly kill if precautions are not followed. Although we have personally conducted every experiment & built every project here, we assume no responsibility for your attempt to do so."
I suppose a refund would be out of the question then.
Or by having a robot eye follow a white line.
Or by the fat operatives going on a diet.
"MSN Messenger lets you communicate with MSN subscribers and other passport users."
Bit like group therapy then?
Because they use flawed operating systems that don't have tar with the -j option?
The next one will surely have GPS, duct tape dispensor, phasor, bowie knife, ball of string, elastic band compartment and five loaves & two fishes.
the market for low-priced dial-up access is actually up in this weak economy
..but wouldn't this be for the same reasons that supermarkets have a higher turnover during an economic downturn? Or would you expect people to be more extravagant with their limited resources?
4) ????
5) PROFIT
It's not like the US at all
I have have studied this situation closely and think that the reason why they called it Malawi and not US was to give people a hint that this may be the case, but then I could be wrong.
"Facts from CIA, The World Fact Book."
...and they both have terrorist training camps and WMD.
I noticed that they seem to be in inches. That may be OK for people stuck in the early 20th century, but what about the rest of us?
True, but Microsoft Publisher has only really been popular with the under fives, and I can't see them switching to Macs, they're just not sensitive enough.
What? You mean all my donations have been misappropriated?
"You're right! I can see Mozilla dying a slow, agonizing death just like those other useless OSS projects"
As opposed to the alternatives which give thier users a slow agonising life.
Spam, like the environment, is a global issue, unless a worldwide consensus can be achieved there is little point individual nations taking action unilaterally. As seen by the Kyoto Agreement it only take one greedy country to fuck up the quality of life of all those living elsewhere.
Microsoft establishes standards
And what high standards they are too.
made publicly available by adobe
So which meaning of proprietary are you using?