Forget about Honeypot For Identifying Email-Harvesters! Have you heard about MySQL 4.x? It'll change the way you think about databases with things like:
Version 4.0 further increases the speed of MySQL Server in a number of areas, such as bulk INSERTs, searching on packed indexes, creation of FULLTEXT indexes, as well as COUNT(DISTINCT).
The InnoDB storage engine is now offered as a feature of the standard MySQL server, including full support for transactions and row-level locking.
Our German, Austrian, and Swiss users will note that we have a new character set, latin1_de, which corrects the German sorting order, placing German umlauts in the same order as German telephone books.
Features to simplify migration from other database systems to MySQL Server include TRUNCATE TABLE (like in Oracle) and IDENTITY as a synonym for automatically incremented keys (like in Sybase). Many users will also be happy to learn that MySQL Server now supports the UNION statement, a long-awaited standard SQL feature.
In the process of building features for new users, we have not forgotten requests by the community of loyal users. We have multi-table DELETE and UPDATE statements. By adding support for symbolic linking to MyISAM on the table level (and not just the database level as before), as well as by enabling symlink handling by default on Windows, we hope to show that we take enhancement requests seriously. Functions like SQL_CALC_FOUND_ROWS and FOUND_ROWS() make it possible to know how many rows a query would have returned without a LIMIT clause.
Was been unveiled? What the hell is the matter with you? That is hands down the most unproper thing ever. Now I'm going to go download early morning pr0n from Kazaa.
I think it has been suggested or attempted before as a method of troll stopping. First posts would be easier to do, but why bother? Is that first post really ruining your interweb?
I would like to make an open source alternative to MySQL called PoliteSQL. Of course, I would continue to use MySQL, but this option would be available for those in the IT industry who think their computers are tired of being bossed around. The most notable feature would be that this syntax:
politesql> insert into table set field='value';
Would not parse. It would instead return the error message "ERROR 4122: You have an error in your SQL syntax near 'insert' at line 1 - you forgot to say please"
Thus, the correct syntax would be:
politesql> PLEEEEEASE insert into table set field='value';
Query OK, 1 row affected (0.00 sec)
I would like to make an open source alternative to MySQL called PoliteSQL. Of course, I would continue to use MySQL, but this option would be available for those in the IT industry who think their computers are tired of being bossed around. The most notable feature would be that this syntax:
politemysql> insert into table set field='value';
Would not parse. It would instead return the error message "ERROR 4122: You have an error in your SQL syntax near 'insert' at line 1 - you forgot to say please"
Thus, the correct syntax would be:
politemysql> PLEEEEEASE insert into table set field='value';
Query OK, 1 row affected (0.00 sec)
bloodeu writes "Mandrake Linux has been beaten down by linux experts alike, but this new release of Mandrake may hold many promising Linux users what they have been waiting for, like NTFS resizing(which is a first), Automatic Network config(zeroconf), Supermount, and many more. You can download the Mandrake 9.1 RC1 Here%'
Translation result:
bloodeu writes "Everyone picks on Mandrake because they're French like me, but looks like they're going to prove all of the (probably American) naysayers wrong! They've added a feature that virtually no one in their right mind would use if they care about their data (NTFS resizing), the lazy man's configuration tool (zeroconf), and automount, which they inexplicably took out of their distribution, possibly to drive everyone crazy with a step backwards in time. You can download the ISOs of this beta distribution which is bound to have problems (but only because it's beta) from here!"
Let's see... AOL has a reported security breach in the news... those are a dime a dozen thanks to Microsoft (and them not using MySQL) so everyone will forget about that in a week. In the meantime, somebody has your email and name at least. I think you've got the bigger problems.
Clearly you don't understand the power of open source. If it's good enough for slashdot, it's good enough for me! Maybe you need a pr_statement:
Forget about Apple is Going Out of Business... Again! Have you heard about MySQL 4.x? It'll change the way you think about databases with things like:
Version 4.0 further increases the speed of MySQL Server in a number of areas, such as bulk INSERTs, searching on packed indexes, creation of FULLTEXT indexes, as well as COUNT(DISTINCT).
The InnoDB storage engine is now offered as a feature of the standard MySQL server, including full support for transactions and row-level locking.
Our German, Austrian, and Swiss users will note that we have a new character set, latin1_de, which corrects the German sorting order, placing German umlauts in the same order as German telephone books.
Features to simplify migration from other database systems to MySQL Server include TRUNCATE TABLE (like in Oracle) and IDENTITY as a synonym for automatically incremented keys (like in Sybase). Many users will also be happy to learn that MySQL Server now supports the UNION statement, a long-awaited standard SQL feature.
In the process of building features for new users, we have not forgotten requests by the community of loyal users. We have multi-table DELETE and UPDATE statements. By adding support for symbolic linking to MyISAM on the table level (and not just the database level as before), as well as by enabling symlink handling by default on Windows, we hope to show that we take enhancement requests seriously. Functions like SQL_CALC_FOUND_ROWS and FOUND_ROWS() make it possible to know how many rows a query would have returned without a LIMIT clause.
No kidding. Not something worth going out of your way for. I predict the most popular way of viewing these will be back to back cut and pasted together in Windows Movie Maker from a download off of a p2p network.
Forget about PCMCIA Announces NEWCARD Format! Have you heard about MySQL 4.x? It'll change the way you think about databases with things like:
Version 4.0 further increases the speed of MySQL Server in a number of areas, such as bulk INSERTs, searching on packed indexes, creation of FULLTEXT indexes, as well as COUNT(DISTINCT).
The InnoDB storage engine is now offered as a feature of the standard MySQL server, including full support for transactions and row-level locking.
Our German, Austrian, and Swiss users will note that we have a new character set, latin1_de, which corrects the German sorting order, placing German umlauts in the same order as German telephone books.
Features to simplify migration from other database systems to MySQL Server include TRUNCATE TABLE (like in Oracle) and IDENTITY as a synonym for automatically incremented keys (like in Sybase). Many users will also be happy to learn that MySQL Server now supports the UNION statement, a long-awaited standard SQL feature.
In the process of building features for new users, we have not forgotten requests by the community of loyal users. We have multi-table DELETE and UPDATE statements. By adding support for symbolic linking to MyISAM on the table level (and not just the database level as before), as well as by enabling symlink handling by default on Windows, we hope to show that we take enhancement requests seriously. Functions like SQL_CALC_FOUND_ROWS and FOUND_ROWS() make it possible to know how many rows a query would have returned without a LIMIT clause.
Oh come on, I swear people submit these "I'm a young geek" articles/ask slashdots just to try and get a place on the hall of fame. Booooooooorrrrriiiiiing!
Clearly you misread the article. It's about Blender, not Bender.
In any event, I noticed that too and found it odd and crappy. I don't watch anything else on that network so I don't know how thick their censoring usually is, but I would guess that since it is first and foremost a children's cartoon network, it's probably thicker than Fox's.
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Version 4.0 further increases the speed of MySQL Server in a number of areas, such as bulk INSERTs, searching on packed indexes, creation of FULLTEXT indexes, as well as COUNT(DISTINCT).
The InnoDB storage engine is now offered as a feature of the standard MySQL server, including full support for transactions and row-level locking.
Our German, Austrian, and Swiss users will note that we have a new character set, latin1_de, which corrects the German sorting order, placing German umlauts in the same order as German telephone books.
Features to simplify migration from other database systems to MySQL Server include TRUNCATE TABLE (like in Oracle) and IDENTITY as a synonym for automatically incremented keys (like in Sybase). Many users will also be happy to learn that MySQL Server now supports the UNION statement, a long-awaited standard SQL feature.
In the process of building features for new users, we have not forgotten requests by the community of loyal users. We have multi-table DELETE and UPDATE statements. By adding support for symbolic linking to MyISAM on the table level (and not just the database level as before), as well as by enabling symlink handling by default on Windows, we hope to show that we take enhancement requests seriously. Functions like SQL_CALC_FOUND_ROWS and FOUND_ROWS() make it possible to know how many rows a query would have returned without a LIMIT clause.
Fan-fucking-tastic!
Did you or did you not break into sdem's computer?
Oh wait, wrong interview.
"and I'm first in line for Revolution."
Wrong. The fat kid next to me said he was going to start waiting in line that night.
What if they jump off the bandwagon of sue-happy coporate morons but keep making repetitive games? Will you buy from them then?
I can't believe it... I have nothing to say. This... is my darkest hour.
Could anime be any more stupid? God, I can just feel the tentacles from here.
"The new T610 was been unveiled today"
Was been unveiled? What the hell is the matter with you? That is hands down the most unproper thing ever. Now I'm going to go download early morning pr0n from Kazaa.
I think it has been suggested or attempted before as a method of troll stopping. First posts would be easier to do, but why bother? Is that first post really ruining your interweb?
A proposal
I would like to make an open source alternative to MySQL called PoliteSQL. Of course, I would continue to use MySQL, but this option would be available for those in the IT industry who think their computers are tired of being bossed around. The most notable feature would be that this syntax:
politesql> insert into table set field='value';
Would not parse. It would instead return the error message "ERROR 4122: You have an error in your SQL syntax near 'insert' at line 1 - you forgot to say please"
Thus, the correct syntax would be:
politesql> PLEEEEEASE insert into table set field='value';
Query OK, 1 row affected (0.00 sec)
Stay tuned for my sourceforge page link!
A proposal
I would like to make an open source alternative to MySQL called PoliteSQL. Of course, I would continue to use MySQL, but this option would be available for those in the IT industry who think their computers are tired of being bossed around. The most notable feature would be that this syntax:
politemysql> insert into table set field='value';
Would not parse. It would instead return the error message "ERROR 4122: You have an error in your SQL syntax near 'insert' at line 1 - you forgot to say please"
Thus, the correct syntax would be:
politemysql> PLEEEEEASE insert into table set field='value';
Query OK, 1 row affected (0.00 sec)
Stay tuned for my sourceforge page link!
bloodeu writes "Mandrake Linux has been beaten down by linux experts alike, but this new release of Mandrake may hold many promising Linux users what they have been waiting for, like NTFS resizing(which is a first), Automatic Network config(zeroconf), Supermount, and many more. You can download the Mandrake 9.1 RC1 Here%'
Translation result:
bloodeu writes "Everyone picks on Mandrake because they're French like me, but looks like they're going to prove all of the (probably American) naysayers wrong! They've added a feature that virtually no one in their right mind would use if they care about their data (NTFS resizing), the lazy man's configuration tool (zeroconf), and automount, which they inexplicably took out of their distribution, possibly to drive everyone crazy with a step backwards in time. You can download the ISOs of this beta distribution which is bound to have problems (but only because it's beta) from here!"
Ya know, I'm not sure that's much better...
Shouldn't that be "Welcome, we've got problems."?
Let's see... AOL has a reported security breach in the news... those are a dime a dozen thanks to Microsoft (and them not using MySQL) so everyone will forget about that in a week. In the meantime, somebody has your email and name at least. I think you've got the bigger problems.
Forget about Apple is Going Out of Business
Version 4.0 further increases the speed of MySQL Server in a number of areas, such as bulk INSERTs, searching on packed indexes, creation of FULLTEXT indexes, as well as COUNT(DISTINCT).
The InnoDB storage engine is now offered as a feature of the standard MySQL server, including full support for transactions and row-level locking.
Our German, Austrian, and Swiss users will note that we have a new character set, latin1_de, which corrects the German sorting order, placing German umlauts in the same order as German telephone books.
Features to simplify migration from other database systems to MySQL Server include TRUNCATE TABLE (like in Oracle) and IDENTITY as a synonym for automatically incremented keys (like in Sybase). Many users will also be happy to learn that MySQL Server now supports the UNION statement, a long-awaited standard SQL feature.
In the process of building features for new users, we have not forgotten requests by the community of loyal users. We have multi-table DELETE and UPDATE statements. By adding support for symbolic linking to MyISAM on the table level (and not just the database level as before), as well as by enabling symlink handling by default on Windows, we hope to show that we take enhancement requests seriously. Functions like SQL_CALC_FOUND_ROWS and FOUND_ROWS() make it possible to know how many rows a query would have returned without a LIMIT clause.
Fan-fucking-tastic!
Congratulations! You failed nothing but your own confidence in yourself. Believe and you will succeed Anonymous Coward!
That one would've gotten groaned out of existence in real life. The interweb sure is a funny place! ;)
No kidding. Not something worth going out of your way for. I predict the most popular way of viewing these will be back to back cut and pasted together in Windows Movie Maker from a download off of a p2p network.
Version 4.0 further increases the speed of MySQL Server in a number of areas, such as bulk INSERTs, searching on packed indexes, creation of FULLTEXT indexes, as well as COUNT(DISTINCT).
The InnoDB storage engine is now offered as a feature of the standard MySQL server, including full support for transactions and row-level locking.
Our German, Austrian, and Swiss users will note that we have a new character set, latin1_de, which corrects the German sorting order, placing German umlauts in the same order as German telephone books.
Features to simplify migration from other database systems to MySQL Server include TRUNCATE TABLE (like in Oracle) and IDENTITY as a synonym for automatically incremented keys (like in Sybase). Many users will also be happy to learn that MySQL Server now supports the UNION statement, a long-awaited standard SQL feature.
In the process of building features for new users, we have not forgotten requests by the community of loyal users. We have multi-table DELETE and UPDATE statements. By adding support for symbolic linking to MyISAM on the table level (and not just the database level as before), as well as by enabling symlink handling by default on Windows, we hope to show that we take enhancement requests seriously. Functions like SQL_CALC_FOUND_ROWS and FOUND_ROWS() make it possible to know how many rows a query would have returned without a LIMIT clause.
Fan-fucking-tastic!
Oh come on, I swear people submit these "I'm a young geek" articles/ask slashdots just to try and get a place on the hall of fame. Booooooooorrrrriiiiiing!
Stupid 20 second rule.
Whadya know, 1 row returned.
I love that cartoon. It never ceases to amaze me how many people here know about it. Cartoon Network was going to air that? Wow.
In an effort to further public knowledge, here's a link. Order a DVD. You'll be glad you did.
Clearly you misread the article. It's about Blender, not Bender.
In any event, I noticed that too and found it odd and crappy. I don't watch anything else on that network so I don't know how thick their censoring usually is, but I would guess that since it is first and foremost a children's cartoon network, it's probably thicker than Fox's.
It takes nerves of steel.