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  1. Re:Are they doing this wrong? on DARPA Grand Challenge 2005 Rules Announced · · Score: 0

    Napoleon Dynamite? Is that you?

  2. Fuck off. on Mobile Phone - Convergence Point For iPod, Others? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    How much you want to bet this won't be happening soon? Use your damn brain. Is your cell phone going to have 20+gigs of storage soon? No, it fucking won't. Will iTunes be selling music for cell phones soon? Looks like I shut the door on this one. No one else need bother posting here. This thread is trash.

  3. Re:Sturgeon's law on Top 100 Papers in Physics Ranked · · Score: 4, Funny

    But if 90% of everything is crap then aren't 90 of these top 100 papers crap as well?

  4. Re:$4 / share on Google IPO Open for Registration · · Score: 2, Insightful
    You don't understand. Parent just wants an opportunity to get rich quick.

    Once Google goes public and has to start answering to shareholders you'll start to see Google's dominance come to an end. Just in time for Microsoft's search engine to take over. Beautiful.

  5. Re:Go freelance on Keeping Programming Fun? · · Score: 1
    I was raised by a single mom (receiving no alimony or child care) who worked as a waitress while going to school part-time.

    Yeah, well my dad was a poor Virginia Turd Miner. Then again, his dad was a Goat Ball Licker so we were thankful for what we had.

  6. Re:Same players...New game... on Swedes Dominate Counter-Strike Championship · · Score: 1

    I choose not to believe it.

  7. Re:Great News! on Database Glitch Grounds American/US Airways · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What scary news? The airplanes are piloted by people, not computers. And certainly not the computers that control flight plans. Do you think that airplanes will start falling from the skies because a computer went down somewhere? I guess you packed your basement with cans of beans for Y2K too.

  8. Re:And... on The File Sharing Database · · Score: 1

    Then fuck 'em and their Pro-Tools enhanced bullshit.

  9. Re:Stir me up a candle on Stirring The GNOME Fires · · Score: 2, Informative

    The grandparent is right. It's STOKING the fires. You don't stir fires. You stir ashes and that's when the fire is already out. Source: Canadian Scout Handbook.

  10. Re:Global Warming... on "Blue Moon" Appears in Sky Saturday Night · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Mod -1 RETARDED!

  11. Re:Same old engine? on GTA San Andreas Dripfeeds More Info To Eager Public · · Score: 1
    I've heard this argument from Graphics whores more than once, i'd probably say this is the biggest argument against the PS2, but in all reality, it just doesn't hold up....It has been proven time and time again that Graphics != Gameplay

    Yeah but the argument against the PS2 is why buy a game for it when games today are released on all the consoles and the PS2 version is the shittiest? Are you telling me that given the choice between two games that are otherwise identical you'll take the one with crappy graphics because you're so hardcore? What?

  12. Na na na na... on Microsoft Challenges Google · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Na na na na...HEY HEY HEY!

    Get ready to kiss Google goodbye. The only thing keeping it in the number one spot is habit. Once MS decides to implement a new integrated search function in its software, users will form a new habit and begin to use it instead. It happened when IE surplanted Netscape and it'll happen to Google. Don't believe me? I remember when AltaVista was the only serious search engine. Then I switched to Yahoo! Then came Google. Does the Slashdot crowd truly believe it was all going to end with Google? lol.

  13. Re:It's about the music..... on Real Responds to Apple's Hacking Claims · · Score: 1
    Perhaps you can explain to me how Real's plan is going to be detrimental to Apple selling more iPods.

    Let me take a crack at it. It won't. It will however be detrimental to Apple selling music from iTunes to play on those iPods.

    Look at it this way: an iPod: $300
    An iPod filled with 40gigs of music bought from iTunes Music Store at 99 cents a song: $10300. Hmmm.

  14. Re:Is this a joke? on Favorite All-Time Videogame Box Art Rated · · Score: 1

    And what's with the Batman game making the list? It's just the fucking logo from the movie printed on a box! Huh?

  15. Re:The richest? on Gates Gets Government Guards for Gala · · Score: 5, Informative

    No, it isn't. CNN discredited this story.

  16. Re:Why does HTTP have to go away? on Features of a post-HTTP Internet? · · Score: 1
    In spite of the similar names, they have almost nothing to do with each other, beyond the fact that html is often delivered via http.

    Read that again. Maybe out loud. Then you can hear what an ass you're being.

  17. Re:The sidekick finally gets a sex change! hehehhe on Batman Begins Trailer Online · · Score: 1
    If it's in "Mallrats", dosen't it still make it a quote from Mallrats??

    Oh definitely. And if Banky recites the Gettysburg Address then that means it's a quote from Chasing Amy. You see, quotes are only attributable to their last given source.

  18. All up'n yo face! on Reading Slashdot From Strange Locations · · Score: 1

    Keep these shitty submissions up and I won't read it at all. Funny LOTR castings? WTF?

  19. Re:Several on Reading Slashdot From Strange Locations · · Score: 0

    He means it was in kiosk mode dumbass.

  20. Re:Web index as revenue generator on Google Sets IPO Pricing · · Score: 3, Interesting
    The Titanic was rushed and a lot of corners were cut when it was built, which was obviously bad in the long run.

    You're talking outta yer damn ass. It took 3 years to build the Titanic. It wasn't rushed at all. No corners were cut; in fact, no expense was spared. And it wasn't a design problem or cut corners that sunk the Titanic. It hit a fucking iceberg! What's wrong with you?

  21. Epa! on The Ultimate Nintendo Console · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That thing looks positively retarded.

  22. Re:Privacy concerns on How Does Gmail Stack Up In The Webmail World? · · Score: 1

    Yeah, Google is reading my mail. You realize that Google isn't Mr. Google right? WHO THE FUCK CARES if a machine is "reading" my e-mail? lol. Oh shite. Do you think that the computers at Google can understand what you've written? lmao!

  23. Re:Indiana Jones? on Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith · · Score: 1

    It's not the Nazis this time. Because this takes place in the 1950s they've changed it to the Commies according to AICN.

  24. Re:As someone with a commonly abreviated name on Abbreviating Name on Official Documents? · · Score: 1

    Seeing that you link to a page listing an Ian Smith under Developers I'd say case fucking closed.

  25. Re:I'm not convinced of VoIP yet... on VoIP Questioned · · Score: 1

    What are you? 12? A telephone always sat on a fucking network. And that network has been hacked countless times. Ever hear of a Blue Box? It's nothing new.