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  1. "Green" is more of a fashion choice on Saving Energy Without Derision · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ...than a statement of practical alternatives. That is why for example the Prius is a much bigger seller than the Civic Hybrid even though they accomplish the same thing. It's why recycling garbage bins are so distinctive looking and why people obsess about which day to put which trash in which can. People generally want to be seen to be environmentally concious just like they want to be seen wearing a dozen or more different colored ribbons at awards banquets.

  2. All this does is legitimize spam from big companie on Federal Bounty on Spammers · · Score: 1

    It's not as if the FCC is going to go after spam from say the phone company or the 20 largest contributors to the Bush campaign. No the little guys'l get squashed "for the children..."

  3. Hollywood has to replace the floppy disc on Cringely: MS To Hurt Linux Via USB Enhancements · · Score: 1

    So in the next Sandra Bullock (isn't she dead?) movie the supersecret sweet young lawyer/ninja/hacker breaks into the evil corporate network and downloads 500 gabillion volumes of incrminating documents showing they purposefully dumped mercury in the school lunches for 5 decades. In order to do this we'll a brand new gizmoid that you can zap a teragazigabyte instantly.

    After of couse, randomly typing a 384 character string password in, on the third try successfully on the screen that says SECURITY PASSWORD in 4 inch high letters.

  4. Re:legalized theft on PayPal to Fine Gambling, Porn Sites · · Score: 1

    Let the unsmirching commence henceforth.

  5. No, the internet needs a better Intel on Intel says Internet needs to change · · Score: 1

    What the internet needs is less cocksucking and whoring on the part of Intel and its dark lord MS to make computers and code that aren't shit to begin with.

  6. legalized theft on PayPal to Fine Gambling, Porn Sites · · Score: 1

    Paypal is doing nothing more than stealing from people and firms with cynical selfrighteous impunity borne of the clear understanding that soccer moms and psychochristians will support them

    foooorrrrrrrrr the chilllllllldrennnnnnnn

  7. Eleventy Bazillion give or take on How Well Do You Estimate? · · Score: 1

    That's my final answer.

  8. I will swordfight any of you slackers! on Do You Thrive or Crack Under Pressure? · · Score: 1

    I start @ stress. I idle @ tense. I cruise @ crisis. I shine in meltdown mode. When everyone else is going insane I find the quiet black core of inner peace.

    Hand me the sword I'll make it gleam with my enemy's blood. I will sing an aria whilst standing on the skulls of the gore drenched fallen.

  9. Anyone who can make stupid rules, will on University Bans Wireless Access Points · · Score: 1

    It's simple. The university is in a position to enforce its arbitrary abuse of petty power; so it does. What are YOU going to do about it?

    Yeah I thought so, now you fucking slackers make sure you send in your goddamn tuition checks on time and remember to read the pamphlet on binge drinking so that when we don't bother to do OUR job, there's nothing you can fucking do about that either.

  10. Whatever you have to do to drag yourself up on Solar Powered Computers Planned for Rural India · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is a good thing because whatever you have to do to rise yourself up out of this shit is good. If you have to bring in solar panels, burn trash, slaughter a chicken, what-the-fuck-ever.

    In 10 years your boss or your senator will be one of these people who absofuckinglutely will not be denied.

  11. If a nerd does something and no one cares on Internet Chess Club Security Defeated · · Score: 0, Troll

    does it still really happen in the forest?

  12. But everyone here is brilliant and charming on The Underground History of American Education · · Score: 1

    That is, everyone else is a stupid Walmart drone and yet I and every single one of my fellow slashdotters and slashdottesses are unique and special and bright and have insightful and deeply wonderous thoughts.

  13. Evil Jews Evil Jews on Top 25 Censored Media Stories of 2003-2004 · · Score: 1

    the orbiting nuclear zionist battlestation is controlling the us gubmint.

  14. Cue theremin sound on Top 25 Censored Media Stories of 2003-2004 · · Score: 1

    The pod people are coming.

  15. Re:Full circle on I-Neighbors, Not just another social network · · Score: 1

    computer science is no more about science than telescopes are to astronomy.

  16. First a good idea then television on Three Minutes With Mark Cuban · · Score: 1

    Mark Cuban is following the curve of all self annointed internet 'visionaries' which is to first get a really good idea out there, sell it to someone with lots of money and then move into media and television because it suddenly dawns on them that their brilliance is best transfered to mass media where the real money is.

  17. We have not seen a new face in YEARS on Tech Turnover Rate Lowest Since The 80's · · Score: 1

    I work for one of those massive outsourcing service providers based in Armonk NY and we in the service arm have not actually seen a new hire face who was not a summer intern since maybe 1998.

    They tell me the median tenure of the overall workforce is now about 4 years, down from 9 in 1996 which leads me to think that turnover is actually quite high but then you have factor in the Geezer Effect as all the oldies retire out which just forces the average that much lower.

    Lower churn? You mean ZERO churn.

  18. Re:How many people can still really program? on Tech Turnover Rate Lowest Since The 80's · · Score: 1

    Quote "We're in Silicon Valley and looking for volunteers." Unquote

    Fuck Altruism. That's your first problem.

  19. If we kill Jack Valenti there is no backup on Jack Valenti: The Exit Interview · · Score: 1

    Puuuhraise Jaysus.

  20. All it needs is a humanoid orifice on Examining the Treo 650 Smartphone · · Score: 1

    And you can fuck it and be done with all forms of interpersonal human contact altogether.

  21. All Bow to Fat Manny the Stuntman !! on RIAA Sues More Music Lovers · · Score: 1

    Why doesn't the RIfuckingAA just interrupt all their CD tracks with commercials for Coke and/or aginst piracy?

  22. Men have officially given up on you bitches. on Virtual Girlfriend · · Score: 1

    Kudos ladies, after 3 decades of nag nag nag, empower this and that...after year after year of emasculating your partners, criminalizing male behavior and metrosexualizing everything else. After a lifetime of being unpleasant, unhappy demanding self absorbed power crazed control freak Oprah gazers...after we gave in and up and over and out... and you're still fucking miserable?

    Men don't care about you anymore. Men have quit. Men aren't interested in your paranoia, tears, and anger. You won, now go home and bang your heads against the wall. At least we have phones.

  23. Bundling is coming soon on MPAA Sues DVD Chip Manufacturers · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Pretty soon you will have to buy DVD players from the motion picture companies, and, lord willing each one will have a different standard and cost several hundred dollars each. Phase 2 will be that you have to buy your television set from motion picture companies as well and these too will all be different and incompatible from one another.

    It will be a Federal crime, to hack either DVD players or TV's to do anything other than what you pay the motion picture companies to permit you to do. On/off switches will be made illegal.

  24. What is a project? on IT Myths · · Score: 1

    One could say that projects don't generally fail for the following reasons:

    Projects are so huge so interdisciplinary they have very poorly formed boundaries between the project and the overall business environment

    Projects are so large that they don't have beginning and end dates, only phases with transitions between the phases.

    We already know how to pay insurance claims. The projects that are coming on line now are related to automating, supporting or synthesizing actual business processes.

  25. Benevolent Crustascean Overlord on Linus Torvalds' Benevolent Dictatorship · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    That's as good a lame analogy as anyone else's around here.

    Linus is the Lobster.