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Do You Thrive or Crack Under Pressure?

Flatline5150 writes "The New York Times has a good article on why some people thrive under stress while others crack under pressure. Among other tidbits, pessimists make great lawyers..."

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  1. Best line in the article... by Agent+Green · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "When people start feeling that what they're doing is not meaningful, then they take more sick days, begin looking for another job, and complain of health problems."

    This should be required reading for all managers.

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    1. Re:Best line in the article... by dknight · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If I had mod points, I'd mod this up.

      I find that at my current job, I'm bored and feel like I'm pretty much wasting my time (dont get me wrong, I'm grateful to be employed, but I dont enjoy my job anymore). I've noticed that this has led to a sudden decline in my unused sick days and vacation time, and certainly does have me regularly updating my resume and keeping my eyes open.

    2. Re:Best line in the article... by thunderpeel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree whole heartedly. Any company that I have worked with in the past, that I KNOW was on the way out or in a far too long stagnant state, I took all my sickdays and vacation days to look for more work.
      As for health problems - it is friday and my head hurts.

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    3. Re:Best line in the article... by `Sean · · Score: 1
      "When people start feeling that what they're doing is not meaningful, then they take more sick days, begin looking for another job, and complain of health problems."

      Yup. I've noticed this a lot, especially with previous contract gigs I had where I was surrounded by younger more inexperienced guys. And this article really hits home since I just put in a 100+ hour work week. Now, if you don't mind, I'll go crawl under my desk and die. :)

    4. Re:Best line in the article... by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 5, Funny

      When people start feeling that what they're doing is not meaningful, then they take more sick days, begin looking for another job, and complain of health problems.

      and read, post, moderate, metamoderate, and generally interact more on slashdot.

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    5. Re:Best line in the article... by VoidWraith · · Score: 0

      It is friday and my head hurts, and I'm in high school. The stresswork that you can't get out of.

      Not that I'm complaining, of course... I know the workplace is far more stressful. I mean, what would I do if all I had to do on break time is post on Slashdot!? (Sarcasm is not directed at parent)

    6. Re:Best line in the article... by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In all seriousness, I think sickness can often times be as much mental as it is physical. People who are unhappy or frustrated are a lot more likely to feel physically ill. Most of the people I know who are very negative and pessimistic are always sick. And they do have very real symptoms of illness that ofter require medical treatment. Companies would be well advised to keep this in mind, as unhappy workers are nearly always less productive and absent more often, even when they don't want to be.

    7. Re:Best line in the article... by Peldor · · Score: 2, Funny
      "GET TO WORK. You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams." -despair.com

      This should be required reading for all workers.

    8. Re:Best line in the article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      "When people start feeling that what they're doing is not meaningful, then they take more sick days, begin looking for another job, and complain of health problems."

      This should be required reading for all managers.
      I disagree. It has too many syllables, and not enough buzzwords. Back to the drawing board.
    9. Re:Best line in the article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...then they take more sick days, begin looking for another job, ...

      Or maybe the manager's trying to tell you something.

    10. Re:Best line in the article... by geekboy2k · · Score: 1

      (OT) Wow - that Pepper Pad looks SWEET! - hopefully your hard work pays off!

    11. Re:Best line in the article... by megarich · · Score: 0

      i'm with you man. theres only 2 sys admin guys here and we are overworked. the other guy is senior to me so he takes on more of the "cool" projects and the everyday grut stuff gets passed off on me. im unproductive because all it seems like im doing lately is copy these files over to here or backing up these files and installing new linux os' on these machines and setting up this new employee and walk him through all the baby steps and what not. it gets repetitive, unispiring and boring.

      yea i am grateful to have a job but at the first opportune moment from me. i'm gone. my skills are going to waste here and it scares me...

      without the help of slashdot and a couple of cool employees, i may of lost my mind all together.

    12. Re:Best line in the article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting
      In all seriousness, I think sickness can often times be as much mental as it is physical. People who are unhappy or frustrated are a lot more likely to feel physically ill. Most of the people I know who are very negative and pessimistic are always sick. And they do have very real symptoms of illness that ofter require medical treatment.

      At the University of Iowa, Student Health's two top weeks for sinus infections (and several other varieties of illness) are:

      • Finals in May
      • Finals in December

      This support the theory that too much stress (or too little sleep) can lead you to be physically ill.

      I've also read that depressed people get sick much more frequently.

      Can too little stress do so also? Or working hard over things that seem insignificant to you? I'd guess yes. Perhaps by leading to depression (they're surely related) or perhaps by themselves.

    13. Re:Best line in the article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The article also mentions that the guy gets 4 hours of sleep per day, that's insane. There's no way that a person can remain healthy on that little sleep. Even if you don't feel it right off, your body is being harmed because it's not repairing itself through sleep. I bet that guy doesn't workout or eat right at all.

    14. Re:Best line in the article... by marko123 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I wonder whether it can also be the other way around. That people who are always sick tend to end up negative and pessimistic? I know I would be.

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    15. Re:Best line in the article... by TykeClone · · Score: 1
      Early may = first bits of pollen in the air in Iowa and hayfever

      December in Iowa = early flu season - 'nuff said there.

      Of course, as this is the ISU/Iowa game week, I'm sure that we can all see that anyone who goes to the University of Iowa is a lazy slacker :) Go clones.

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    16. Re:Best line in the article... by `Sean · · Score: 1
      (OT) Wow - that Pepper Pad looks SWEET! - hopefully your hard work pays off!

      Ha...thanks. Yeah, I haven't been sleeping much the past few weeks. I'm just really glad there's a gym and shower at work. :)

    17. Re:Best line in the article... by seafoodforklift · · Score: 4, Funny

      Some people can do that. It's a function of one's biological clock, I guess. I think Margaret Thatcher ran the UK on three hours of sleep a night - which explains a lot.

    18. Re:Best line in the article... by lew3004 · · Score: 1

      Right....because managers invented this technique. NEXT.

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    19. Re:Best line in the article... by Striver · · Score: 1

      wonder whether it can also be the other way around. That people who are always sick tend to end up negative and pessimistic? I know I would be.

      Wish I had some mod points for this. All through the article I kept asking why they were making such wild assumptions about cause and effect. If you can't handle stress well, it would certainly lead to a more pessimistic attitude. That seems to me a more logical assumption than that pessimism causes you to not handle stress as well.

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    20. Re:Best line in the article... by goober1473 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm with you on that one, just taken my last 2 days holiday as an ex-employer called me with some interesting work (nice to get the extra cash too).

      Been stuck on a project as one of 4 unix admins and seen as the most experienced, which means people don't ask me to do anything trivial or even slightly non-unix. After a 2 week vacation the sum total of my working day I got back was to login and type:

      cd /data
      du -sk *

      when asked what was taking all the space in the DB2 data directory... Sadly that's been the highlight for the last three weeks now. Looking forward to the new (not mine) client, new system need install and training.

      I am polishing my CV and struggling to get out of bed in the mornings as I really don't se the point.

    21. Re:Best line in the article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OFF TOPIC Regarding sig, I have a P2 200 CPU/MB/RAM, Working when yanked. If you want it, tell me where to send it. foofoodog at hotmail dot com.

    22. Re:Best line in the article... by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Managers?

      It (or the principles, at least) should be required for all college professors to read and comprehend.

      I can't tell you the number of times that, in college, I've felt like that largely due to professors that don't give a fuck, don't challenge the students, or even try to make their subjects interesting, while giving large and tedious homework assignments. It's led to my partial loss of interest in many academic fields which, prior to the professors in question, I enjoyed reading and studying about on my own time.

      Here's to year 6 and my 4th pick of undergraduate course!

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    23. Re:Best line in the article... by mbrother · · Score: 1

      I have this poster up in my lab. Undergrads love the despair.com posters. My department chair, honestly as far as I can tell, has never noticed the subversiveness of the posters.

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    24. Re:Best line in the article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Some people thrive under pressure because some people are dorks or adrenaline junkies. Without pressure, some people would see the emptiness of their lives for what it is.

    25. Re:Best line in the article... by IncohereD · · Score: 1

      This support the theory that too much stress (or too little sleep) can lead you to be physically ill.

      Or that people actually go to get doctor's notes to get out of their finals, which they may not do the rest of the year. I've even known people who've gotten completely undeserved notes for "exam stress". Oi.

    26. Re:Best line in the article... by prash_n_rao · · Score: 0

      It is sad that your comment has been modded "Funny". I would have modded it "Insightful", but only managers would mod it "Informative"... that is if they modded at all.

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    27. Re:Best line in the article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a bored UNIX sysadmin, with little or nothing to do?

      Don't you know that there's a UNIX command to fix that?

      % nethack

    28. Re:Best line in the article... by spike+hay · · Score: 1

      Stress kills your immune system. I know for a fact that I get sick more under stress. Most recently, a member of my family was having some dire problems. The stress from all of that caused me to get a horrible, horrible gastrointestinal bug that stuck with me for 5 days. It was the first time I had been sick for a year.

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  2. First read that as....... by thewldisntenuff · · Score: 5, Funny


    Do You Thrive on Crack?

    -thewldisntenuff

    1. Re:First read that as....... by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      Me too, and I instantly had flashbacks to my EQ days. Mmmm EverCrack.

    2. Re:First read that as....... by savagedome · · Score: 5, Funny

      To quote Dennis Leary "I will never do a drug named after part of my ass".

      Amen.

    3. Re:First read that as....... by Reducer2001 · · Score: 1

      and to continue... "If I want to fart in stereo, I'll let you know."

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    4. Re:First read that as....... by Conesus · · Score: 1
      To quote Dennis Leary "I will never do a drug named after part of my ass".

      Heh, I guess he also means ecstasy.

      *ducks*

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      Don't eat your soul to fill your belly.
      conesus.com
    5. Re:First read that as....... by sgage · · Score: 1

      I parsed it as "thrive on crack" too!

      - Steve

  3. I guess I'm in the middle by Lord+Kano · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I do well under a little pressure, but if the pressure is unreasonable I will refuse to accept it.

    LK

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    1. Re:I guess I'm in the middle by JohnnyKlunk · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Definately. This is the key to good management. Most people respond to some pressure - too much and you just piss them off. Some people put too much pressure on themselves and you need to help them take some off to get the best out of them
      I like pressure. If there's no pressure, it's not a challenge. If it's not a challenge there's no joy in doing a good job

      As someone that needs to manage techs daily this is probably the skill I'd like to be a master of - giving each my staff the right pressure for them to perform at their best.
      Oh, and I wish my manager would become a master of this!

    2. Re:I guess I'm in the middle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It your not stressing, your dead!

    3. Re:I guess I'm in the middle by David+Horn · · Score: 1

      Depends - if it's a one off, I really enjoy it. My job as a theatre lighting technician means that occasionally we have to get in to a new theatre just after the last show has finished (usually around 2am) and work through the night getting the lights rigged and focussed for the next show.

      It's work where you have to concentrate, as something dropped from 40 feet can kill anyone below, and the pressure to get it done on time is immense.

      However, I remember throwing an enormous tantrum and walking out one day - I was working as a volunteer to cover someone who's wife was dying in his arms - and after working from 1am -> 8am straight, the director came in and told me that because I'd been up all night I could have a discount on my breakfast.

      I think you can get anyone to do anything provided they know they're appreciated at the end of it. I usually get paid, so that's appreciation enough!

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    4. Re:I guess I'm in the middle by SoSueMe · · Score: 1

      I would say your best method would be to lead by example. State your needs to your manager and listen to the needs of your staff.
      When your manager is applying too much pressure, tell them so.
      When your staff feel overburdened, listen to them.
      Your manager cannot read your mind and I imagine you don't have telepathic powers either.

      The best stress mechanism is good, open honest communication.

      Good Luck.

    5. Re:I guess I'm in the middle by macrom · · Score: 4, Funny

      You know, the pressure is much easier to handle when you take Xanax and Lexapro together. Oxycontin works well, too, as does Hydrocodone. If your doctor won't prescribe any of these, just make a few posts with a legitimate e-mail address on Usenet and you'll have several offers for acquiring these handy "pressure pills" delivered to your inbox within days.

    6. Re:I guess I'm in the middle by PriceIke · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think you can get anyone to do anything provided they know they're appreciated at the end of it. I usually get paid, so that's appreciation enough!

      The first sentence is very true. The second one, well, I guess that is true if and only if your pay is appropriate to your job's risks/required skill level/experience.

      Me, I don't know how much my work really matters at the end of the day. But the fact that my bosses go out of their way to tell (and show) me that they appreciate the job I do, plus admiring remarks from colleagues who also do what I do (Web designer/Webmaster), make it worthwhile to me to get my ass out of bed in the morning.

      I think one of the most fundamental needs of the human animal is to be appreciated.

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    7. Re:I guess I'm in the middle by Doctor+O · · Score: 1

      I think one of the most fundamental needs of the human animal is to be appreciated.

      At work I read a .sig the other day which went along the lines of "you should seek appreciation for your work rather than applause" (it was in German and I don't remember the exact wording), and I find this to be very true. If more people worked like this, work would be a much better place to be - you could always do what's required, not what makes you look good.

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    8. Re:I guess I'm in the middle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I haven't figured out my take on appreciation/pay/compliments yet. I think my company just does them all poorly, and I haven't worked many places, so I don't have much for comparison.

      As far as money, I'm not really motivated by money. I want my paycheck, of course, and I'd rather make more money, but I'm not that materialistic, and I live so cheap (by local standards) that money is never an issue for me. I pick my jobs based on the work, not the pay. When doing crap work, a lot of people will say "It all pays the same". I disagree. Pay per stress goes down. Satisfaction per hour goes down. It is just a lot harder, even if the money is the same.

      On the other hand, companies show appreciation through salary and bonuses, primarily. If my company wants to show they appreciate me, they are supposed to pay me more. There are other ways, but none are standard or consistent. In that sense, I would like to get a raise to show that they know what I do for them.

      Apart from money, one of my bosses has lately made a point of complimenting me on my work. It's always a vague "Good job" sort of thing. I don't take compliments well, so I brush it off as meaningless. It seems shallow and distant, like he's checking off the "improve morale" box on his to-do list. I think if he was more specific, like "I like the way you did X with Y", then I could take it and learn from it, and know that I actually did something good.

      In the end, as a mechanical designer (or any kind of designer), I know what I want to see in my product and I'll only be satisfied if I can make a good product. The fact that my company environment rarely allows me to make something that I'm happy with is pretty devastating to my satisfaction level. Unless I am satisfied with my product, I can't take compliments because I feel they are false. (That's where they need to be specific, because I may have done one part well, even if the product as a whole isn't up to par.)

      The real goal for management is to try to help your job satisfaction. The money, compliments, and perks are part of that, but so is the work itself. A good leader (whatever that is) can convince you that you are doing something meaningful and raise your satisfaction with your work all by itself. If you don't like your work, anything else they do may have a hard time compensating.

      BTW, anyone looking to hire a mechanical engineer?

    9. Re:I guess I'm in the middle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, get addicted to hydrocodone or oxy, and experience the worst addiction of your life. Not to mention the withdrawals.

    10. Re: I guess I'm in the middle by gidds · · Score: 1
      If there's no pressure, it's not a challenge. If it's not a challenge there's no joy in doing a good job

      My problem with this argument is that people seem to assume pressure must mean time pressure. Which I hate. My challenge is to do a good job; to create something functional, elegant, maintainable. I'll take as long as it needs to make sure that it works, and that it's done as well as I know how. Oh yes, I can do things quicker if necessary, but that means taking shortcuts, and handing over something that might not work properly, that's a mess, and/or that'll lead to problems in future. So in my case, time pressure just leads to shoddy work as well as stress -- both of which I hate!

      Why do so few in management seem to understand that it's worth taking the time to do it right, because it'll save time in the long run? Or is it just that they've seen so many people who can't (or won't) do it right, they don't know any better?

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    11. Re:I guess I'm in the middle by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

      Me, I don't know how much my work really matters at the end of the day. But the fact that my bosses go out of their way to tell (and show) me that they appreciate the job I do, plus admiring remarks from colleagues who also do what I do (Web designer/Webmaster), make it worthwhile to me to get my ass out of bed in the morning.

      I think this is one of the reasons that I don't feel very motivated at my job any more. Aside from the fact that I don't feel that my knowledgebase is increasing any, the only comments I seem to get from my boss are generally negative criticisms. That and the fact that he's "never wrong" kind of grate on my nerves. Other people in the office do show their appreciation to me, but not my boss, and that bothers me.

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  4. Wrong choice by metachor · · Score: 0, Redundant

    When I first read the headline I thought it said "Do you thrive under crack or pressure".

    1. Re:Wrong choice by damned_in_davis · · Score: 2, Funny

      crack is just coke under pressure.

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    2. Re:Wrong choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do know this, my cock thrives (and throbs) under pressure.

  5. I love stress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny


    Pressure doesn't bother me, in fact I thrive on it.

    My district manager just left my office after telling me that a huge project due for completion in January 2006 has been pushed forward. It's now due at 4:30 today. "No biggee," I said "is there anything else you WANT YOU MOTHERFUCKER?!"

    Everyone handles stress differently. Tonight, long after the project fails, I'll go to my district manager's house and burn it down. Then I'll urinate on his smouldering crisp remains while screaming "HOW'S THIS FOR A FUCKING 4:30 DEADLINE, COCKSUCKER?!"

    Most people would really crack at this stage. Not me. Tommorrow I'll come into work with a chainsaw. The first to get it will be the bleach blonde fat bitch at reception who always pronunces my name wrong. Then will be the district manager. He's only there through nepotism. Hopefully he will not have heard about how his uncle's charred, urine-soaked remains were found that morning. I expect to remove his spleen through his anus with my 18" McCulloch WoodMeister2000.

    This is the point where the men are separated from the boys.

    After a relaxing cup of coffee in the blood splattered cafeteria I'll quietly go the front grass of the building and stomp earthworms in my bare feet while awaiting the police. Little do they know that I'll have sticks of dynamite under my light jacket ready to go at the press of a thumb.

    I'll show them.

    det burg was here

    1. Re:I love stress by halivar · · Score: 5, Funny

      Steve, I saw you through my blinds typing this comment. Steve, I pay you $6.50 an hour to work, not post on Slashdot.

      Get back to work. You've still got that 4:30 deadline to meet.

      PS: I'm out of the office for the rest of the day to go golfing with your wife.

    2. Re:I love stress by PriceIke · · Score: 1

      I don't know many people who couldn't see the humor in that post some days. We've all had days like that! This was funny. Somebody please mod accordingly.

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    3. Re:I love stress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm still going to need you to fill out those TPS reports.

    4. Re:I love stress by l8f57 · · Score: 1
      Somebody already beat you to the 'chainsaw-on-the-coworkers' idea:

      National Post

      Toronto Star

      and others

    5. Re:I love stress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot the cover page on your TPS report again, huh?

      Didn't you get the memo?

    6. Re:I love stress by sean23007 · · Score: 1

      my 18" McCulloch WoodMeister2000.

      Damn! I thought I had a creative and original name for my penis, but you use it too?! Back to the drawing board, I suppose...

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  6. It's simple by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thrive on crack under pressure.

    1. Re:It's simple by Thing+I+am · · Score: 1

      You must be part of the new group called "crack kiddies"?

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  7. Thrive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I thrive on pressure. By choice. See, I have a little issue with this thing called procrastination. I always wait and end up doing a large amount of work at the last possible minute, it keeps me on the edge, neat :D

    1. Re:Thrive by e9th · · Score: 1

      But that's artificial pressure you bring on yourself. How do you deal with emergencies?

    2. Re:Thrive by ameoba · · Score: 2, Funny

      But you can still manage to get posts on Slashdot within the first 5min of a story being posted...

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    3. Re:Thrive by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In college, I wavered between procrastination and being insanely ahead of schedule.

      I find that my life is better when I beat my deadlines way ahead of time. I'd write papers as soon as they were assigned... I was taking a self-directed course where I was teaching myself some new (to me) programming languages. It was Spring semester, and in the first week I finished my entire semester's worth of work.

      Which meant that I spent a lot of time studing how fast I could beat NES Super Mario Bros. Level 1-1... with varying levels of intoxication.

      Seriously, though - in the working world, I find that the more ahead of schedule, the more work my bosses will pile on me. The faster I perform, the less they will quote next time. Which boils down to the better I am, the less I am paid. So now I just work slow and take my sweet ass time or get it done fast and lie about how long it's taking.

      Oh, and I'm starting my own company so I won't have to put up with this shit anymore.

    4. Re:Thrive by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1

      He's had a lot of practice for emergencies because of all the procrastinating. Every deadline suddenly would become an emergency, then he's deal with it.

      All an emergency does is eliminate the waiting period.

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    5. Re:Thrive by JaxGator75 · · Score: 1
      The same idea got me through High School and half of college. Then it made me look like an ass for a few years until I got my chit together. I still find, however, I am my most creative and productive under a tight deadline.

      You should see how well I drive when I'm running late... My crappy little Hyundai somehow becomes on par with a Formula 1 racer!

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    6. Re:Thrive by dykofone · · Score: 1
      I'm glad you were moderated "Interesting" rather than "Funny," and I suppose it's because other people might see a similar trait in themselves. I've long noticed that I do my best work when the deadline is almost immediatly before me and I believe it explains why some people do so well in test situations.

      In college, if I sat down to do homework a week before it was due, I would get bored and then frustrated with it as I was easily distracted. I would go into a test thinking I didn't understand the material, but would end up being one of the first people to finish, while also receiving good marks.

      When looking for a job, I actually identified this procrastination trait and used it to my advantage, going into interviews fully unprepared and waiting till the last minute to write out cover letters. I think it came off making me look like I was good on my feet and able to handle any situation quickly, rather than being bogged down trying to fit everything into existing molds from experience.

    7. Re:Thrive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, and I'm starting my own company so I won't have to put up with this shit anymore.

      Hahahahahahahahaha

      The only successful self employed people I've ever met (myself included) have a complete slave driver for a boss.

      :)

    8. Re:Thrive by Cromac · · Score: 1
      But you can still manage to get posts on Slashdot within the first 5min of a story being posted...

      Of course he can, he's in the procastination phase, not the get it done tomorrow phase. :)

    9. Re:Thrive by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Being a slave driver doesn't require being an idiot.

      I work myself harder than any boss ever has... including 18 hour days for the last few weeks as I get my company's site up and new projects underway.

      But that's a very good point... I guess I misrepresented the reason why I was going out on my own. Not to work less, but to work under my own terms (not the arbitrary ones set by my bosses) and to benefit from my work (not to make my bosses richer).

    10. Re:Thrive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah. Then I misunderstood you a bit.

      You shouldn't have to work 18hr days all the time but as long as you're willing to when the need arises, it's a good start.

      And you're very right about working under your own terms... I've turned down a couple jobs that would've paid better than I make on my own but it would have meant khakis and timeclocks and frustrated aggravation again.

      Good luck and rmember to have fun.

    11. Re:Thrive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it depends upon the person.

      I, on the other hand would teach myself new computer languages, beat some or other video game, and do a lot of other things. And THEN I would do the work. Its the same amount of work done, same amount of enjoyment had. Just hte times are reversed.

      And having to finish a project in two hours makes me pay serious attention to it. When I have leeway of time, I'll do it pretty crappily the first time, thinking i'll have time to go back. So in fact, I'm being less productive. And so on and so off with doing more work per time spent.

      And yes, I do realize I'm making comments to excuse my procrastination. Yes, these are _excuses_, but that doesn't mean they are untrue.

    12. Re:Thrive by ricotest · · Score: 1

      Which meant that I spent a lot of time studing how fast I could beat NES Super Mario Bros. Level 1-1... with varying levels of intoxication.

      Ah, I can see that 'party animal' and 'beats deadlines way ahead of time' are mutually exclusive ;)

    13. Re:Thrive by PriceIke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually there's truth in this. Some of my BEST creative work ever has come from wracking my brain for weeks and weeks and coming up with nothing, until the last 24 hours before I was supposed to present design concepts to the client .. and when there is no more time to screw around, brilliance pours forth (somehow), the client is thrilled and I wind up astonished: where the hell did that come from??

      Can't say why this happens, but it does happen.

      --
      It's not a lie. It's the truth with lossy compression.
    14. Re:Thrive by MaineCoon · · Score: 2

      Seriously, though - in the working world, I find that the more ahead of schedule, the more work my bosses will pile on me. The faster I perform, the less they will quote next time.

      I'm like that at my job too. A supervisor actually advised me to be careful and even pad things out if need be, so that others dont start relying on me finishing ahead of schedule and start overloading me with work.

      It can be a very precarious balancing act especially if you are working on a promotion.

      --
      Hunt your preferred prey at Aliens vs Predator MUD. Join the war at avpmud.com port 4000
    15. Re:Thrive by nine-times · · Score: 1
      I, on the other hand would teach myself new computer languages, beat some or other video game, and do a lot of other things. And THEN I would do the work. Its the same amount of work done, same amount of enjoyment had. Just hte times are reversed.

      That's what all procrastinators say. But, from experience of having done it both ways, I can tell you it's better to get the word done first. Pretend you're under pressure. Pretend you need it done in two hours, even if you don't need it for two weeks.

      There are two advantages to this. First, if it turns out you do need extra time, you have it. Even if you don't need extra time, you can always go back after a break and take a second look at your work, and see if you can fix it up some.

      Second, if you get your work done quickly, and then procrastinate, then the pressure is completely off and you can really enjoy your time off. If you keep your work till the end, you can't really enjoy the time off, because you got crap you know you should be getting done.

    16. Re:Thrive by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 1

      That last part is exactly why I try hard not to procrastinate. First, I enjoy the luxury of having that extra time "just in case." Second, I never really enjoy my procrastination time when I've got the work still looming over my head.

      Reminds me of a Calvin and Hobbes, something to the effect of: "I can never really enjoy Sundays. I always know that I have school the next day."

    17. Re:Thrive by sprekken · · Score: 1
      I wish I could thrive on pressure. Hell, I wish I liked my job.

      I have been wanting for a long time to feel the thrill of engaging myself in a good cause. The feeling of going to a place everyday where I can do something that matters, and that will make a difference. Yes, I think that were that the case, I would truly thrive under pressure. I would crave it.

      That is, until I got home to enjoy the emotional abuse that my wife constantly doles out on me. It really sucks that I have kids that I love too much to leave her.

      Ah, well... here's to wishing... [raises a pint... uh, well I wish I had a pint to raise]

    18. Re:Thrive by mandolin · · Score: 1
      The only successful self employed people I've ever met (myself included) have a complete slave driver for a boss.

      Being a slave driver doesn't require being an idiot.

      Are ya sure the grandparent wasn't referring to their wife? I think you may already owe yours an apology :-)

    19. Re:Thrive by ArbitraryConstant · · Score: 2, Funny

      There's a fine line between "laziness" and "efficiency". Only when you feel the flame clasping at your toes do you work to your full potential, finishing a project that might otherwise have taken weeks in one frenzied all nighter.

      I learned this in university, I perfected it at work. I am laughing on the inside every time I get a good performance review, and I always pray they won't notice the SSH tunnel to my proxy server at home.

      --
      I rarely criticize things I don't care about.
    20. Re:Thrive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is like the consultants dilemma: Those who work fast and know what they're doing have less billable hours and make less money than those who are figuring it out as they go, taking longer, therefor more bilable hours therefor making more money.

    21. Re:Thrive by horza · · Score: 1

      I find that my life is better when I beat my deadlines way ahead of time. I'd write papers as soon as they were assigned... I was taking a self-directed course where I was teaching myself some new (to me) programming languages. It was Spring semester, and in the first week I finished my entire semester's worth of work.

      So you're the guy that everyone copies their homework off...

      Oh, and I'm starting my own company so I won't have to put up with this shit anymore.

      Then hire a damn good sales guy who will also act as account manager, otherwise you won't believe how much shit you will still get. Customers that repeatedly submit, "It won't work" as an error no matter how much you ask them for more details. Customers that will tie you up on the phone for a couple of hours wasting half a productive day. Chasing pitches wasting billable hours. Please learn from my mistake and make sure you partner with good sales. Just being a good geek won't cut it.

      Phillip.

    22. Re:Thrive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find two ways that I work well.

      One is the hyper-focus that programmers should know well. Some jobs (like programming) lend themselves to paying total attention to them. You sit down and spend 8+ hours working on it without doing anything else. I'd say this requires a low-stress environment, since deadlines, reports, or other projects distract your focus and slow you down. It's a nice way to work, you get a good quality product at a good speed. It just means that you should not be used for anything else (distractions) in that timeframe.

      The other way I work well is to juggle a lot of projects. I don't like stress, but I perform well under pressure. When I have a lot of things going on, there's always something to do. I can always make progress somewhere. I like juggling large amounts of state in my head, keeping track of a bunch of projects at the same time. By having many things going on, if one gets boring, or is waiting on some outside event, I can do something else. Many projects go faster both in hours spent and in calendar days if I have something else to do at the same time, simply because I can keep my brain moving instead of getting bored or stopped on a regular basis on the one job. I don't think I do my best work this way, but I am most efficient.

      I do get worn out, though. I noticed that when people work too much, myself included, they just get irritable. When you see someone getting pissed off or frustrated too easily, look if they are overworking. They might not think they are, but it's often the case.

    23. Re:Thrive by Altrag · · Score: 1

      The problem of course is when you get your work done absurdly fast, preparing to get your spare half day off, and instead get handed the next project, complete with a revised time estimate showing that it "can" (and thus must) be done a half day faster than expected.
      I seem to recall there was a fairly popular quote a few years back covering this "phenomena".. I can't for the life of me remember it or where it came from though.. :P..

    24. Re:Thrive by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 1

      I appreciate the advice. One of the reasons I'm confident in my company is the fact that my weaknesses are made up for by my partner, who loves business/selling and brings his own set of talents. We complement each other's abilities quite nicely.

    25. Re:Thrive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The really scary thing is when you are the one handing the next project to yourself. I had to learn to procrastinate a bit or I'd have burnt out [even more]...

    26. Re:Thrive by ignavus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not to work less, but to work under my own terms (not the arbitrary ones set by my bosses) and to benefit from my work (not to make my bosses richer).

      So you agree with Karl Marx that employment is all about the extraction of surplus value from the working class?

      Now imagine that a whole group of people "go out on their own" together - i.e. form a co-operative (it is the only way a group of people can be self-employed together).

      Presto - you now understand the whole point of the socialist idea of revolution ("not to work less, but to work under my own terms"). It is what you are doing ... but on a bigger scale.

      Just imagine if all the employees of General Motors elected the board of directors? Gee, just imagine if the employees of SCO were allowed to vote out THEIR board of directors!

      Ah, Democracy - too radical to be tried in the cosy monied world we live in.

      --
      I am anarch of all I survey.
    27. Re:Thrive by MacDork · · Score: 1
      A supervisor actually advised me to be careful and even pad things out if need be, so that others dont start relying on me finishing ahead of schedule and start overloading me with work.

      Or he could be looking at his own job security. The middle management types I've dealt with in my lifetime are concerned first and foremost with their own job security, followed by actually producing for their own boss. Having a one employee among their flock exhibit exceptional ability makes them very uneasy. I have watched sales managers chase off their best salesmen because they fear for their own position. Upper management never seems to notice, accepting whatever BS story the PHB has for them. That also relates back to the 'more work/less pay' point made by the grand parent poster BTW. By heaping the shit on you with no compensation, you are discouraged from performing too well.

    28. Re:Thrive by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not entirely sure where you're going with that, but let me pose an utterly ridiculous claim with a fairly logical conclusion:

      A person works hard, benefits from his own work. By employing others, he is passing those benefits to them as well. Let's assume they're great employees and he's a great boss. They work their tails off and make the company a ton of money. He works his tail off and makes the company a ton of money. Because of their dedication, he pays them extremely well (better than that job would normally pay, but their company is thriving as a result of their work). The harder everyone works, the more everyone makes.

      Now I think this is where the general idea of capitalism and socialism would diverge for most people. Realist: In a capitalist society, the boss won't pay them that well. As a result, the employees simply won't work that hard. The boss considers them dispensable and treats them as such. They realize that they won't benefit from the extra work, so they work only as hard as they need to in order to avoid being fired (Office Space). In a socialist society, it's the exact same way - the "boss" gets away with more and the employees work the minimum.

      The idealist in me sees that the two are nearly the same (for this discussion, ignore the need-based component of a typical socialist framework). The harder everyone works, the more everyone benefits. Again, this assumes that the participants are benevolent and honest. That everyone gives their best and that they are rewarded for it.

      So back to my situation: I am willing to give my all, work insanely hard and dedicate myself to the success of the company. I have done so in the past, but with no reward or even the promise of one it becomes harder to dedicate myself to someone else's success. Simply put, I'm not in business to make someone else rich. If that's a by-product of my success, then so be it.

      My bosses are not businesspeople. They hate the business aspect. Furthermore, they have no experience (or talent) for managing employees. My salary is an insult to my education, experience, and abilities. It's an insult to my contribution to the company. The way they treat me, my projects, and some of our clients is a danger to the future of the company. They're terrible bosses. They do a good job of emulating the PHB from Dilbert.

      If I had to work for a company, I'd love to work for Google or Pixar. They seem to treat their employees well and appreciate (and reward) excellence.

    29. Re:Thrive by CanadianCrackPot · · Score: 1

      I know what you mean. Back in my second year of University I did all the assignments for my third programming course in about 5 hours the night before it was due (some of the assignments were HUGE). I have never been able to accomplish something like that since (I was extrememly good at the subject data structures in Java).

      --
      Good programmers drink beer to relieve job stress.
      Great programmers drink hard liquor and work best hungover.
    30. Re:Thrive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If I had to work for a company, I'd love to work for Google or Pixar.
      You seem like you've got the right attitude, so there's no reason this shouldn't be an attainable goal. Pick up a copy of "Don't Send a Resume" for some outside-the-box ideas. Or just adopt the polite pest method, a la "Wall Street" and "The Shawshank Redemption": write a letter every week.

      I'm posting AC so that I can tell you: It works. I'm a nobody. I've never held public office, and I don't have a college degree. But I wanted to write speeches for prominent officials -- so I mailed a letter every week to the governor of my state (and to neighboring governors, and to the president -- why not aim high, right?). It worked for me. It might work for you.

  8. Thrive weeeeeeeeee! by Thrymm · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah, although it can be stressful, I seem to be more productive under the gun. When there isnt much pressure, theres too much room to be goofing off and playing with yourself.

    1. Re:Thrive weeeeeeeeee! by canoe_head · · Score: 1

      Note to self... stay away from this guy on slow days

    2. Re:Thrive weeeeeeeeee! by erotic_pie · · Score: 0

      oh yeah, hectic busy days are awsome, it makes you feel alive. normal slow days are just boring and stuff gets put off from all the goofing off that occurs. stress with a purpose is nice :-)

  9. Under pressure... by halivar · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm under the impression I would compress. Might be messy, though.

    Seriously, if you don't give me a deadline of tomorrow, it doesn't get done. Period. (Why am I employed? I don't get it.)

    1. Re:Under pressure... by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      Not much. You are mostly water.

      -Peter

    2. Re:Under pressure... by AllynM · · Score: 1

      i work on submarines for a living. if we (the crew) were to do poorly under pressure, we would (literally) compress, and yes it would be messy. what to take out of this is that from what i've seen, even those who would normally crack under pressure, when put into an environment where that would lead to a very bad outcome (death), generally do much better under those high pressure situations.

      --
      this sig was brought to you by the letter /.
    3. Re:Under pressure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>Seriously, if you don't give me a deadline of tomorrow, it doesn't get done.

      That might be considered reasonable pressure. Unreasonable pressure is to be given a deadline of yesterday. In which case I tell him it wiil be on his desk the day before.

  10. I check slashdot compulsively under pressure by sisukapalli1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Honest, when my mind goes blank, and no reasonable outcome seems nearby... I get more easily swayed by distractions. Probably the dumbest thing to do...

    1. Re:I check slashdot compulsively under pressure by hoggoth · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > check slashdot compulsively

      Damn! I'm glad I'm not the only one.
      I'm sitting here clicking *reload* *reload**reload**reload**reload* hoping for a good article, while a little voice in the back of my head screams "WHAT THE FSCK ARE YOU DOING? YOUR BEHIND ON YOUR DEADLINE!".

      It's gotten so bad I even read all the legal details on SCOs latest shenanigans...

      --
      - For the complete works of Shakespeare: cat /dev/random (may take some time)
    2. Re:I check slashdot compulsively under pressure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YOUR BEHIND ON YOUR DEADLINE!

      When you screw up, your arse (ass) is mine

      -your gay boss

    3. Re:I check slashdot compulsively under pressure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Same here.
      When I feel my mind going blank, and I am running out of ideas to tackle a particularly messy programming problem, I just open up slashdot and read a few threads.
      I even keep some juicy stories for times when I am really stuck :)

  11. When I'm under preassure by russint · · Score: 2, Funny

    Crack seems to help a lot

    --
    ^^
  12. Similar by Nos. · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If I come home from work and don't occupy myself with something, I'll get tired and need a nap. If I find something to do for the evening (aside from watching TV) I'm active and energetic until about 1 am (I usually get up between 6:30am and 7:00am). After doing some reading, I've found there's a good chance I have ADHD to one degree or another. I'm awaiting a doctor's appointment to see if this is the case, not that it has a major impact on my life. I have suspicions that this thrive under stress and symptoms of ADHD are very related.

    1. Re:Similar by Theobon · · Score: 1

      Actually it would be ADD not ADHD (the H is for hyperactive). If you are ADHD then you would have the inablity to do the same thing for 5 hours and thus would need multiple things to interest you for an eavning. ADD is very common, and in my opinion (as one who has ADD), doesn't not need to be, and often shouldn't be, medicated. It is always nice to know, but doesn't mean you have to do something about it.

    2. Re:Similar by tekunokurato · · Score: 1

      I definitely agree. I am the same way--if I'm bored I get lazy and sleep and feel like I haven't accomplished anything. But if I find a variety of interesting things which I can spend an hour each on per night (note the short attention span), I feel healthy and energetic, and I know how much I've accomplished. It never worked like this for me when I was in school because of the hours of studying that was necessary. But now while I can work on all different stuff, it's perfect.

    3. Re:Similar by ElForesto · · Score: 1

      Actually, I've heard from a few people lugging around psychology degrees that those of us with ADD/ADHD actually do very well in stressful positions such as being EMTs. Go figure.

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      There is a difference between "insightful" and "inciteful" other than spelling.
    4. Re:Similar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I realize it's just semantics, but I was told that the term ADD is not used and there are three types of ADHD, one of which is "Attention Defecit Hyperactivity Disorder without Hyperactivity".

      I prefer plain ADD myself, but just thought I'd point out that they're all referred to as ADHD.

    5. Re:Similar by Nurseman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is childhood, and adulthood ADD symptoms. Most good providers want to see significant symptoms in both childhood and adulthood. Here is a little self test (I have no connection to them, I found them by google). Most good shrinks will interview you, and then someone who knows you well, to get a better picture. Be careful before you hop onto the Ritalin Express. Therapy, behavior modification and things like yoga often help ease some of the symptoms assocaited with ADD. Good Luck

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    6. Re:Similar by Nos. · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the link, I actually found on somewhere else (MSN maybe?) that had similar questions and came to a similar result... I have a lot of the symptoms and should probably talk to a Medical/Mental Health Professional. I'm making an appointment with my doctor to find out. I'd much rather use therapy other than drugs to work through this as you mentioned. Its not a huge impact on my life, though some things, like being very restless when trying to watch TV, drives my wife nuts.

    7. Re:Similar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't say that if you can't do the same thing continuously for 5 or more hours straight that you have ADD. It's more like it's just a normal reaction to a boring environment.

    8. Re:Similar by Captain+Pedantic · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I think the fact that you are "awaiting a doctor's appointment" implies that you don't have ADHD.

      Of course, what you may have is a need to blame something or someone else for your own failings. That has nothing to do with AD(H)D, and everything to do with being a weak individual.

      --

      None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe.
    9. Re:Similar by Cruxus · · Score: 1

      As someone with ADD/ADHD, I have to say this is not necessarily the case. Although I enjoy some activities, I prefer them to be low stress and "fun." If I get two or more major projects to work on at the same time, I tend to stress out and procrastinate on both of them. In conclusion, not everyone with ADD/ADHD likes loads of stress.

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      On vit, on code et puis on meurt.
    10. Re:Similar by Nurseman · · Score: 1
      Its not a huge impact on my life, though some things, like being very restless when trying to watch TV, drives my wife nuts.

      That is really the key. If it disrupts your life, your job, your relationship, that is when you start to consider treatment. I think going to your primary care doctor is a great first step.

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      Save a Life. Donate Blood. Please.
    11. Re:Similar by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      Makes sense for me. I was ADD in school. I used to need stress to get things done.

      Of course, I'm better now that I'm older and I have a little more control over my diet.

      It seems like a lot of kids who are ADD are intelligent. Probably because if you're ADD and stupid people don't feel the need to explain your failures.

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      ___
      It's the end of my comment as I know it and I feel fine.
    12. Re:Similar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go fuck yourself with a sharp object

  13. Re:Get some PRIORITIES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thrive under your mother.

  14. As well as 'stress' by Amiga+Lover · · Score: 3, Insightful

    is perceived stress. ever come across a difficult coding problem that needs to be implemented asap, but you've become lost in it, perhaps for 2 days straight and come out the other end going "wow" at yourself?

    Some people are like that when dealing with people, dealing with law, public speaking, managing teams, groups, or entire corporations. It's just not 'stress' in the way that many would imagine the stress of a responsibility for many people or millions of dollars.

    1. Re:As well as 'stress' by Monkey-Man2000 · · Score: 1

      It's just not 'stress' in the way that many would imagine the stress of a responsibility for many people or millions of dollars.

      This is an excellent point, and I think that it comes to a large extent from experience and education. Primarily experience, but looming deadlines in college that force all-nighters (or earlier preparation) help to build this experience. When you get to a certain point in life, what most people would consider stress for what you're doing (managing millions of dollars or people) is not stress to you because it's just normal. And not in an unhealthy way.

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      This post was generated by a Cadre of Uber Monkeys for Monkey-Man2000 (603495).
  15. There's the reverse as well by mveloso · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've noticed that people (including myself) who enjoy working under massive amounts of pressure don't work really well when there is no pressure at all. Go figure, huh?

    1. Re:There's the reverse as well by mekkab · · Score: 1

      Lesse, I've got big Software Design Document changes to distribute on Monday, and I've missed the deadline for having an underling put those changes into Framemaker (which I've never used before but I'm sure it isn't that hard...) and its Friday afternoon and I'm browsing Slashdot.

      Does that mean I don't work unless there is stress and impending doom? Or am I just a drama-queen?!

      --
      In the future, I would want to not be isolated from my friends in the Space Station.
    2. Re:There's the reverse as well by Basje · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm like that too, so I keep up the pressure: on top of my day job as a perl programmer, I'm in lawschool (getting my bachelor this year) and recently started learning Japanese. Besides that, I've got a whole load of hobbies. And yes, I'm married, so I do need to spend time with my family.

      It's not as much stress that causes me to work hard, but pressure helps me to focus and keeps me from slacking. I've found that it is slacking that causes boredom and gets me feeling stressed. Keeping busy helps me to feel good, and the variation keeps me from getting bored. Go figure.

      --
      the pun is mightier than the sword
    3. Re:There's the reverse as well by ThogScully · · Score: 1

      I think I've noticed the same. I generally feel much better about work when I'm doing many things and making lots of progress that I can see. But when that dwindles, I find my ability to concntrate much harder as well.

      It's a problem for me when I approach the end of a project that has required a lot of coordination. When the loose strings start tying together, I find I'm much more likely to glaze over details, lose concentration, and move onto something more gripping, while leaving some things unfinished.

      Kinda like documentation in a software project when you haven't been doing it all along. Who wants to celebrate the completion of a releasable project by getting into the documentation? At least that's the problem I run into if I'm not careful to make sure it's one of the first strings I finish. ;-)
      -N

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      I've nothing to say here...
    4. Re:There's the reverse as well by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I've found that it is slacking that causes boredom and gets me feeling stressed.

      Hear, hear! Slacking causes more stress than anything. And here I am posting on Slashdot.

      --
      sudo eat my shorts
    5. Re:There's the reverse as well by CamMac · · Score: 1

      Ahmen. I'm one of the worse procrastinators I know. I'm forever doing my Calc homework in the hour before the class its due. The Astronomy homework thats supposed to take a week gets started 4 hours before class. I need pressure, otherwise I get distracted by anything shiney or bouncy.
      I spent most of last year in Iraq, and the stress created by the my immpending death would focus me and get my mind working on a completely diffrent level. That state of mind, that combat high, is something that I'm sometimes able to get myself into, and thats when I make the most in understanding programming concepts. I'm probably the only coder whose progress can be judged by the volume of my hard rock. The louder the better. And when I'm screaming Dopes "Die MF Die" I just made a breakthrough:-)

      --Cam

      --
      All jocks think about is sports. All nerds think about is sex.
    6. Re:There's the reverse as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm like that too, so I keep up the pressure: on top of my day job as a perl programmer, I'm in lawschool (getting my bachelor this year) and recently started learning Japanese.

      Oh great. Another lawyer who speaks
      perl in Japanese.

      Just what the world needs.

      #@#$^!)(#!

    7. Re:There's the reverse as well by sprekken · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Indeed.

      I remember reading that General Grant (US Civil War General) was a worthless drunk whenever he did'nt have anything to do. He would just sit around and drink his ass off... Then when he got a commission, or was given some type of authority or promotion he would perform like a champion.

      I think that quite a few of the US military geniuses were the same way.

      ... excepting of course our current president, who it seems has never stopped drinking his ass off, and has no functional brain left. That's why he's such a fucking stupid dickshit.

    8. Re:There's the reverse as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      do what i do, always say that redundant modifiers are unfair. I think they almost always are anyway.

    9. Re:There's the reverse as well by Evil+Pete · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah buddy, know about that. Some time back I went to work at a company located near a good beach, laid back. No pressure. I was miserable and didn't know why. Then got hit by a project that poured it on ... happy again. I thought I wanted to be a beach bum doing a low stress job, but the reality was the reverse ... I like lots of pressure, it seems because it is the only thing that pushes me beyond my limits. From past projects where it seems I was the only one who enjoyed the experience I would say that if you are under intense pressure and you make the deadline by 1 hour to spare ... then the stress is beneficial, if you miss the deadline by 1 hour then the stress is damaging. Ahh the peculiarities of the human mind. *sigh*

      Now happily working in a high stress role. But no beach.

      --
      Bitter and proud of it.
    10. Re:There's the reverse as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why I use my laptop while galloping through the fields -- makes every single last fucking coding task utterly fascinating.

  16. Maybe something to do with ADD? by brxndxn · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have ADD and I definitely do much better under pressure. If I don't load myself down with hours each semester, I get crappy grades. But, if I take way too many hours and never have enough time to possibly get all the homework done, I get better grades. I gotta have my time always allocated.. Otherwise I'm just completely unproductive.

    For me, a little stress feels good. If I don't have anything to stress over, it feels like I'm not getting anything done.

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    1. Re:Maybe something to do with ADD? by Nurseman · · Score: 4, Informative
      I have ADD and I definitely do much better under pressure.

      One of the primary symptoms of ADD is being easily distracted. When you are under the gun, all that energy is focused on the goal. It is when you are less focused on a goal, that he mind tends to wander all over, and reload /. every 5 minutes. :-)

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    2. Re:Maybe something to do with ADD? by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I just finished reading a book about ADD, and that's the first thing that came to my mind. The book also said ADD occurs in about 1/20 of the population, so that would only account for a small number of the "survivors". But I'm also wondering if a greater proportion of the population has some degree of the symptoms of ADD. A lot of what I read about in the book seemed normal to me, but I didn't even score as borderline in the included evaluation questions.

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    3. Re:Maybe something to do with ADD? by Hobadee · · Score: 1

      I know what your talking about. I have ADHD and...OH LOOK! A SQUIRREL!

      (Error: Time not allocated!)

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    4. Re:Maybe something to do with ADD? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wow, I always thought I had some kind of ADD. my mind wanders a quite abit and I do have a problem of doing work really hard then suddenly stop, refresh slashdot, look through the head lines, load up some interesting ones, read some comments, maybe post, then get a drink, take a leak, then come back and pick up on work right where I left off.

      But I also can have very intense concentration on things a lot of people can't seem to do. Painting D&D figurines, building furnature, programming, trying out every linux application that comes up on freshmeat (haven't done that lately but did a few years ago). but then I also can't do things like watch long TV shows. Tivo is a part of that but even now with Tivo it tells me how long a movie is and I will be unable to commit to a 2 hour movie. Now I can't seem to commit myself past the 15 minute cartoons that my Tivo grabs from adult swim.

      Sometimes I think reading slashdot is slacking off at work, then I see the smokers who spend 15 minutes of every hour out side in the smokeing area, and I just click refresh.

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    5. Re:Maybe something to do with ADD? by lew3004 · · Score: 1

      That means you're a freak. Oh, hell with it.

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    6. Re:Maybe something to do with ADD? by Nurseman · · Score: 1
      Sometimes I think reading slashdot is slacking off at work, then I see the smokers who spend 15 minutes of every hour out side in the smokeing area, and I just click refresh.

      I agree wholeheartedly, I quit smoking, but still take "smoke breaks". I go outside, look at the pretty girls, get some fresh air, and go back re-energized and ready for a few more patients.

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    7. Re:Maybe something to do with ADD? by stephanruby · · Score: 1
      The truth is, we all have different learning abilities and learning disabilities of various degrees. On one hand, we give special privileges to some for their outstanding abilities, and on the other hand, we give special privileges to some others for their underperforming abilities. Our society has become quite schizophrenic.

      To be successful these days, parents need to convince teachers and admission officials that their kid is smart -- smarter than average -- and yet they also need to convince those same people that their kid is not so smart -- not as smart as all the others.

    8. Re:Maybe something to do with ADD? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      It could be worse. You could have 3rd Edition ADD. . .

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  17. Re:Get some PRIORITIES! by Jonathan+A+Frankiln · · Score: 0

    Mmmm, shreddies.

  18. When you don't know what to do... by OccidentalSlashy · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Calmly say "First Post."

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    1. Re:When you don't know what to do... by JaxGator75 · · Score: 1
      I thought the key was "Don't Panic"...

      All this time WASTED...

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  19. Hidden talent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Among other tidbits, pessimists make great lawyers..."

    Slashdot must be swarming with lawyers, then.

    1. Re:Hidden talent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      oooo! new acronym! IANALBIAP
      "i am not a lawyer, but i'm a pessimist!"

      holy crap i'm a dork...

  20. Varies by respite · · Score: 1

    I have noticed that for myself the levels of stress I can successfully endure vary according to the circumstances. Specifically I can endure large amounts of stress and take on big responsibilities if they are brought on gradually and ramp up slowly, on the other hand sudden stress can be too much for me.

    This seems to agree with the article, at least in part, as the researchers seem to be getting at the fact that your outlook on the situation, not just your genetic predisposition, is important to how well you thrive. Of course the two are linked and many bodily functions, as we are discovering, are psychosomatic.

  21. When I am under severe pressure by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 4, Funny

    I make diamonds

    (geology joke, carry on)

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    1. Re:When I am under severe pressure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that a euphemism for taking a dump?!

    2. Re:When I am under severe pressure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I make diamonds


      But only when they turn up the heat too.

    3. Re:When I am under severe pressure by Hobadee · · Score: 4, Funny

      Comon man, haven't you taken physics? Pressure = heat. Thats why hell is exothermic!

      Oh yea, and to get the diamonds you would have to stick coal up your arse. That's pretty nasty dude.

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  22. I implode under pressure. by Kenja · · Score: 1

    Much more then 14.7 pounds per square inch and I go squelch.

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    1. Re:I implode under pressure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      14.7 pounds per square inch = 1.00027567 atm

      For those (like me) who were curious. One atm being, of course, the accepted pressure of the atmosphere on earth at sea level.

    2. Re:I implode under pressure. by Kehvarl · · Score: 2

      I, at the other end of the spectrum, have a tendency to explode if the pressure gets too low.

  23. I thrive under pressure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's why I post almost exclusively as an Anonymous Coward. That way I can pretend that most of my posts are being moderated as off-topic or flamebait rather than +5 insightful.

  24. Differing kinds of pressure. by juuri · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Unlike some who link ADD to thriving on pressure that isn't the case for me. But situations that tend to be high stress for most, tend to calm me down.

    Main database server has crashed and the CEO is on the line? No problem. Someone cut the fiber to this block? Eh. We gotta move from one colo to the next in 17 hours! Ok. Driving 130 MPH down long loney highways? Blah. Tornado heading this way? Another Earthquake?!@ Whatever, let's get prepared.

    However while these kinds of things don't get to me I've found that emotional issues can stress me out quite quickly. Issues with my girlfriend, friends or family tend to make me all loopy and panicky, much the same way other's get with the scenarios above. I wonder if this is true for other people who strive on situational stress?

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    1. Re:Differing kinds of pressure. by O · · Score: 1

      That's kind of interesting, because I have ADD, and I feel a lot more calm when I'm under a lot of pressure. I'm quite aggitated when there's not much for me to do.

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    2. Re:Differing kinds of pressure. by unformed · · Score: 1

      Yes, I will second that. I know that when a massive hurricane is coming that is threatening to destory our house, and everybody is scared for their life, I'mthinking about how much fun it will be not having to work, stocking up on alcohol, and watching trees fly. Driving 120 mph in the rain, fuck, I'll do that in my sleep. On Xanax. (not really, but it makes a point.) Just totaled my car and insurance might not cover it? Shit happens.

      OTOH, any girl/family problems absolutely kill me and I simply can't function.

    3. Re:Differing kinds of pressure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ditto.

    4. Re:Differing kinds of pressure. by emtilt · · Score: 1

      Same here. Any situational pressure that would destroy anyone else I know, I can handle calmly. Emotional, social issues stress me out and make me crazy though.

    5. Re:Differing kinds of pressure. by tekunokurato · · Score: 1

      I was one of the commentors above, and no, emotional stuff does not get to me in the slightest (just to add a comment to yours).

    6. Re:Differing kinds of pressure. by pizza_milkshake · · Score: 2, Funny

      i also have ADD and i have trouble stayi

    7. Re:Differing kinds of pressure. by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Situations aren't stressful when you're completely out of control or your task and responsability is clearly defined. For something to be really stressful, you have to be missing part of the picture.

      When you insert a bunch of unknowns, like oh... The main database server is unreachable, the CEO is unreachable, and you can't even start to work on the problem until the guys on-site respond... It's 12:00pm, you're low on sleep, and you have to meet with the customer at 7:00am... which they're on the other side of the country and not responding! Nothing to do but sleep... yep. Sleep well.

      ...or maybe someone cut the fiber to this block, we gotta move from one colo to the next in 17 hours, and the police have taped off the area as a murder scene... it could open up in the next three minutes or next 30 hours, it's anyone's guess.... it's a shame the I.T. was out of your hands and you can't reach the customer database to notify everyone or provide a status update before they call.

      Here's one... your car breaks down on a highway with no shoulders in the middle of the night, your electrical system fails, you've got no flares, and your handicapped mother is in the car... I hope nobody's doing 130MPH when you step out onto the ashphalt.

    8. Re:Differing kinds of pressure. by Deorus · · Score: 1

      I understand you very well, cause I think the same way, but that's part of the karma game. If you feel that you owe something to another person, e.g.: you think that it might have been your fault (which in your case (and mine too) only happens in emotional issues), you stress up, otherwise you keep it cool.

      Due to the way you think I am forced to believe that you are not ambitious, at least I am not, that makes me play safe.

      By not getting involved with other people's affairs without their explicit request, I am making sure that:

      1. Nothing is my fault;
      2. If I stay close enough I might be able to help them out later.

      The same principles help me dealing with unpredictable conditions, like if I am going to get robbed on the next turn. If it happens, it's completely out of my control, therefore I must accept the situation and spend my time thinking about ways of getting rid of it instead of paniching.

      I often write in my resumes that I PREFERE to work under a lot of pressure and unpredictable conditions, in fact I could almost say that I live for the unpredictable.

  25. Seperate work-life and home-life. by garcia · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Chronic stress has been linked to an array of illnesses, including heart disease and depression. But people who cope successfully, studies have found, punch in at work with normal levels of stress hormones that climb during the day and drop sharply at night. Their coworkers who complain of being too stressed have consistently higher levels of hormones that rarely dip very far, trapping them in a constant state of anxiety.

    That means being able to "decompress" or forget about work after you leave. When I leave work my thoughts about it remain there. It's easy to do when you lead a completely seperate home-life than work-life.

    Personally the way I do it is to not maintain any post-work social contact w/my co-workers. This keeps job talk to a minimum when I am out and about. It keeps workplace drama to a minimum because no one knows what I do when I leave (this might not be a problem where other people work but in an institution full of females I do notice a lot of petty bitching going on).

    I don't work my hobby. I have several hobbies that I take part in that aren't work related at all. It gives me something to further seperate my life from work.

    I really do feel for people that can't let go of their problems once they leave the job. Might want to try something different to get out of that rut. No one wants to die thinking about how much they hate their job.

    1. Re:Seperate work-life and home-life. by dan14807 · · Score: 1

      I really do feel for people that can't let go of their problems once they leave the job. Might want to try something different to get out of that rut. No one wants to die thinking about how much they hate their job.

      Sounds like you've never had a job you've really hated. It used to be I couldn't sleep, because I would lay awake all night dreading the next day at work. I can't "just forget about it" when I know that tomorrow I will spend another 8 hours having my soul drained from my body.

    2. Re:Seperate work-life and home-life. by garcia · · Score: 1

      I worked for nine months as an @Home/ATTBI CSR. Believe me there was nothing I hated more than putting up with eight hours of shitheads yelling at me because they couldn't get back online immediately after they didn't pay their bill in 56 days.

      Not only was it miserable at work I worked 5:30pm till 2am. That was the worst part. When I was going to work everyone else was going to the bar. By the time I got home the bars were closed and everyone was asleep or too drunk to talk to.

      I felt isolated and bored. I still found alternate things to do (frisbee golf and drinking mostly) to keep my mind off of work.

    3. Re:Seperate work-life and home-life. by megarich · · Score: 0

      your right man. when i leave this place i try not to think about work until the next day. every once in awhile i may have to do minor work at home or come in for a couple of hours on sat but its the nature of the job. once i'm home and its not dire..its out of my mind....

    4. Re:Seperate work-life and home-life. by prockcore · · Score: 1

      That means being able to "decompress" or forget about work after you leave.

      I'm a master at this. Hell, I can forget about work after lunch.

  26. Hmmm, as for me... by orulz · · Score: 1, Funny

    I've always considered myself the kind who just... cracks, pressure or no. Kinda sucks when it just "goes off" while I'm watching TV or something.

    1. Re:Hmmm, as for me... by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1

      Lemme guess. You're not allowed to own a firearm, are you?

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    2. Re:Hmmm, as for me... by Tackhead · · Score: 2, Funny
      > I've always considered myself the kind who just... cracks, pressure or no. Kinda sucks when it just "goes off" while I'm watching TV or something.

      That sounds like it would suck. Of course, I wouldn't know, because I'VE NEVER EXPERIENCED ANYTHING LIKE THAT, YOU INSENSITIVE CLOD! :)

  27. Crack or thrive? by Whatthehellever · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't know... I see a high pressure situation and make myself scarce. Let some other sucker handle it.

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    May the SOURCE be with you.
    1. Re:Crack or thrive? by m_TheRedHead · · Score: 1

      And you wonder why I will get your promotion

    2. Re:Crack or thrive? by Whatthehellever · · Score: 1
      And you wonder why I will get your promotion

      Actually, I am now your boss.

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      May the SOURCE be with you.
  28. Article quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Among other tidbits, pessimists make great lawyers...

    It logically follows that assholes make great pessimists.

  29. I implode under pressure-Bottom layer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Much more then 14.7 pounds per square inch and I go squelch."

    No more dating fat ladies for you, mister.

  30. I thrive on Crack when under pressured. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thrive on Crack, yes.

    It's true.

    BALAA.

  31. It depends. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you have to work with a group of people, and are approaching a deadline, the people I work with tend to dictate the outcome.
    If I can trust someone to do their part of the job, I'll thrive. I can handle quite a bit more than most people, just so long as I don't have to make sure someone's not being lazy, failing to do their job, or something similar.
    However, I'll tend to crack when I don't trust the people I'm working with. I'll be more likely to try to manage the situation, thereby distracting me from my allotted workload.
    When I had to manage a few database-related projects, I would merely assign more work to those I thought more competent. Those projects were tremendous successes. However, when I had to manage a project where half the people were going to be taking days off right before a deadline set from above, things fell apart quickly. I had to take on the entire project without any assistance for the low-level, repetitive, easy work. As a result, the high-level planning went to hell due to lack of time to attend to it.
    Having the deadline pushed from 3 days away to 1 day away didn't help either.

    There is no way to tell immediately whether or not a project will sink or swim. However, confidence will go a long way towards getting things done quickly and efficiently.

  32. stress != pressure by camusflage · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Stress and pressure, while similarly manifested, are distinctly different. Stress is "the bad stuff" you have to deal with while pressure is the positive. Worry over your job being outsourced is stress. Pressure is needing to make a deadline with a project to support a marketing effort, assuming the deadline is realistic. Stress is having to carry the weight of five coders not getting their job done. Pressure is being responsible for guiding the success of a project by mentoring those five coders.

    For myself, I thrive on pressure, withstand stress, but even more importantly, know precisely what my limits are for both. One important point not made in the article (on brief perusal) is that while pressure is beneficial to some, even those who flourish with it have their limits. Eventually, even pressure becomes counter-productive.

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    1. Re:stress != pressure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      FWIW, stress is not always generated as the result of negative situations. Something positive, like a surprise birthday party, can generate as much stress as a negative event.

    2. Re:stress != pressure by Shotgun · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Stress is simply pressure that you can't control.

      Boss on your back about implementing that new dialog box? You whip one out in an hour, run up a flight of stairs and jump like Rocky.

      Boss on your back to test that new dialog box while simultaneously taking the hardware from you and giving it to Joe Dipshit who sits on it for several days? You stew for several days as the stress rises and the deadline looms.

      The pressure is the same, but the second case misses the control factor.

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    3. Re:stress != pressure by celeritas_2 · · Score: 1

      stress is a response to pressure. And I'm like a balloon, I only work well when under pressure, and like a baloon in a vacuum, when there's no pressure i blow up and do nothing but watch judge judy and drink mt dew.

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  33. It's a troll, but... by temojen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Understanding whether people "thrive or crack under pressure" is relevant. All of the things the troll is complaining about are VERY stress inducing. If we could learn to not crack, or to deal with stress in ways other than lashing out against those we percieve as "enemies", maybe we and our "enemies" would both live in less fear. Less fear all around leads to less violence, which leads to less fear, which leads to less violence...

    Hopefully it also would allow us all the levelheadedness to adress our disagreements constructively.

    1. Re:It's a troll, but... by thunderpeel · · Score: 1

      I fear no one ....
      I have had the guns pointed at me, the threats screamed at me and the fists thrown at me.
      If you panic you are lost.
      follow the Golden rule and you should come out unscathed. DONT PANIC.... much

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    2. Re:It's a troll, but... by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

      follow the Golden rule and you should come out unscathed

      Golden rule: He who has the gold, makes the rules.

      Somehow, I don't feel like I'm going to come out unscathed.

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  34. Depends... by Rui+Lopes · · Score: 1

    If it's pure coding then yes, I thrive under pressure. Now when it's a damn nasty undocumented feature (aka bug), that's a whole different story...

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  35. Pressure and strife by thunderpeel · · Score: 1

    I don't know if it is the logical side of my brain but whenever I have been in or witnessed an accident or medical emergency I seem to be the one not freaking out, crying, screaming, panicking etc.
    Do people with a strong logical sense have the ability to deal with panic and pressure more so than the "other" people?

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    1. Re:Pressure and strife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you are a wierdo with a "broken doll" fetish.

    2. Re:Pressure and strife by SulliedTech · · Score: 1

      I'm the same way. Whenever something major happens, I seem to be the one keeping a level head. I've often wondered if it was my logical side or just traing / life experiances (Life guard 4 yrs). Even when I was around others with the same training, I seemed to be able to cope with tramatic situations better.

  36. I Don't Crack Under Pressure by J3M · · Score: 1

    I'm just lazy.

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  37. I thrive by drinking, snorting, and denying: +1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait



    Forget what your parents told you. I am proof that snorting cocaine, drinking excessively, and lying we'll never impede your career.

    Thanks in advance,
    "President" George W. Bush

    1. Re:I thrive by drinking, snorting, and denying: +1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll
      Apparently trolls don't keep up with accurate news reports. The book about Bush doing coke is a lie. The main source the book cites claims to have never said that and never saw him doing it.

      Lying certainly hurt Clinton and isn't doing Kerry "the war hero" much good is it?

    2. Re:I thrive by drinking, snorting, and denying: +1 by mcmonkey · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me - Hunter S. Thompson

  38. That's me by tekunokurato · · Score: 1

    Wow, this article is the first article I've ever read that confirms that people like me exist. Everyone always tells me I'm utterly insane because I work 70-90 hours a week banking and sleep 4-4.5 hours a night, and I love it. I've always been of the opinion that you take things as they come and deal with what you can. You also need to accept that you are responsible for most of what occurs in your life, both the successes and the failures, rather than shift responsibility anywhere else.

    If at the end of the day you say "I did the best I could," then you're healthy and happy whether you accomplished anything or not. However, if at the end of the day you say "I was lazy," you'll probably be unhappy over the long term, regardless of whether you accomplished anything or not.

    1. Re:That's me by J3M · · Score: 1

      At the end of the day I say: "I did the best I could at being lazy."

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    2. Re:That's me by phorm · · Score: 1

      For me, it's dependant. I'm not uncommon (in fact lately it's been quite common) for me to burn a lunch-hour still working on something, or end up working late.

      When a time comes that I need a break for some reason or other though, I don't feel too bad about letting my lunch hour go an extra 10-15, or reading slashdot in my spare compile moments. As long as my unpaid overtime is in excess of my paid slack-time... no guilt here.

    3. Re:That's me by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but other people (most managers) probably don't see eye to eye with you on that point.

      They completely ignore or have come to expect the overtime. But they still view the work day as theirs becasue that's what they pay you for.

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    4. Re:That's me by phorm · · Score: 1

      Which is why it's probably a good thing that I don't have to actually chart my hours, as well as spending enough time moving between locations that few people wonder at my lunch being slightly extended - or working in the building late.

      Of course, the best lunch extensions are when the boss takes myself and fellow techs out. It's one of the few times we all get together to discuss/argue stuff... lunch is paid for, and tends to go a little longer than my usual alloted breaktime as well.

      With most bosses I've had, what counts is results, and maybe it's just here (I'm Canadian) but most are fairly aware of an employees' work too.

    5. Re:That's me by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

      My dad was like you.

      He died of a heart attack at 49.

      He exercised regularly, did not smoke and had no pat history of hert problem on his family.

      The doctors pretty much put it down to stress in the levels you are mentioning.

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    6. Re:That's me by tekunokurato · · Score: 1

      Hey man, I'm 22 and I've survived being born with two clubbed feet, run fully over by a large truck while on my bike, and cancer. No fucking heart attack is about to take me out while I have perfect cholesterol and the heart rate of an olympic athelete.

  39. Depends on the source of the stress... by el-spectre · · Score: 1

    Myself, it depends on WHAT is bothering me. A tough programming task or difficult system recovery don't generally bother me that much... it's intellectually challenging. I just put on my headphones, crank the metal and go.

    If, on the other hand, someone chooses to stand over me, or demand status updates every 15 minutes... I'm fairly likely to just say 'Either fix it yourself or leave me the fuck alone for a while'.

    My old boss (crappy company, great immediate supervisor) would leave me alone when a system died. He knew I'd call when I had a relevant status change... I miss that :)

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  40. Re:If this is not the first post... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OMG!! GIVE ME ONE, PLEASE!!!

  41. Do I thrive or crack under pressure? by spellraiser · · Score: 1
    Let's see now ...

    Yes

    I mean, no!

    Yes!

    No!

    Yes .. no ... yesno ... yes!

    ...

    No!

    GHAAAAAAAAAAAA!



    Lameness filter is lame ... Your comment has too few characters per line (currently 3.8).

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    1. Re:Do I thrive or crack under pressure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Muh
      Lameness filter is lame ... Your comment has too few characters per line (currently 3.8).
      It picked up your post correctly though didn't it!
    2. Re:Do I thrive or crack under pressure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It didn't until I added that final line :-)

  42. Pressure by iii_rjm · · Score: 1

    neither one. I ignore pressure.

  43. Definitely thrive by themoodykid · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If there's no pressure, it's difficult to get started on something. Sometimes I'll just artificially create pressure by limiting resources to my tasks (perhaps unconsciously) so then I get it done better. I find when I'm under pressure, decisions are easier to make because you HAVE to decide something. You take all the information you have, mix it up in your head, and then choose one as best as you can, because you HAVE TO. Without pressure, it's hard to be motivated to decide anything.

    But that's just me.

  44. It is a learned behavior by Tangurena · · Score: 4, Informative
    Whether you thrive or wither is a function of what you learned to love as a youngster. Just like why some people enjoy high risk sports (hmm, BASE jumping comes to mind), they are addicted to the chemicals their body produces under stress.

    My experience with pressure and pressure-holics, is that they make more mistakes when they are working under a deadline than when they have planned things out. Since many of them believe that they cannot perform well unless they are under some pressure, they either (subconciously) blow it off until the deadline or they sabotage themselves until there is some pressure.

    In addition, many of these people cannot distinguish between important and urgent. If you have read First Things First, or The 7 habits of highly successful people then you have seen the 2x2 matrix showing the difference between important and urgent. Draw a box, then divide it in half vertically and half horizontally. Label the left column urgent and the right column not urgent. Lable the top row Important, and the bottom row not important. The pressure-holics cannot see the top right, nor the lower left corners. To them, anything in the left column, belongs in the top left corner. Anything that is in the right column belongs in the bottom right square. A phone call is urgent. If it is a customer, or boss, then it is important (upper left), if it is someone selling carpet cleaning, it is not important (lower left). Doing your taxes is important, but it is not urgent until early April. As important things "ripen" they become more urgent.

    The worst bosses are the ones who cannot see the difference between important and urgent. The TPS report might be due on Friday, but if you are working on it on Monday, then you are screwing off, and they will dump some imaginary crisis on you, to stop you from doing what (to them) is goofing off. Or, they will arbitrarily move up deadlines because you aren't sweating enough. You cannot make plans or schedules when these sort of people are around, as they will deliberately mess things up for you.

    1. Re:It is a learned behavior by The_REAL_DZA · · Score: 1

      Cool! Just when I thought I had thought of every way possible to blame all my personality problems on my upbringing...

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    2. Re:It is a learned behavior by Feynman · · Score: 1

      I have this matrix up in my cubicle. (My copy is credited as Franklin Covey's Time Management Matrix.)

      In my last job, I felt like my manager didn't know the difference between urgent and important, either--but in a different way than you described. She *hated* for anyone in our department to "be the gate" to something getting done. If you had an open action item or somebody else was depending on you to complete a task, she was all over you. Even if it wasn't important.

      This is one of the reasons I left that company (though she preceded me): many people viewed work as a "hot potato." Don't worry about doing it right, just get it out of your hands as quickly as possible.

    3. Re:It is a learned behavior by holderofthering · · Score: 1

      i know more people who are self taught, then learned it when they were young, to say you get it from your adolesence is like saying "all thouse messed up nam vets were run ragged before they were set off to war" ( wich only applies in good kubric films). i guess its just who i hang around with, but i see people change these habbits NOW , becuase they DECIEDED to Thrive and not wither. Yes , i am still in highschool, but at the point were the only real learnning is self taught.

    4. Re:It is a learned behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The worst bosses are the ones who cannot see the difference between important and urgent.
      Even when you fscking EXPLAIN it to them.
      You cannot make plans or schedules when these sort of people are around, as they will deliberately mess things up for you.
      Or even do quality work, because they'll demand random changes to prove that they're doing something.
    5. Re:It is a learned behavior by MickLinux · · Score: 1

      Very good. I like your analysis. As an aside, I might note that I thrive under *some* kinds of stress (deadlines, important stuff), but absolutely hate and wither, and even rebel against other kinds of stress (urgent unimportant stuff, and abuse).

      From what I've seen, those who misclassify their urgent as important also tend to be abusive: swearing at you, yelling, and often even physically abusive.

      Such people do create tons of stress for me.

      On the other hand, if you give me an assignment and an impossible deadline, I'll classify that as important, and get right on it. Often, I'll meet the deadline, even.

      You might call me a workaholic who thrives under stress, but that kind of thing just isn't stressful to me. Abuse is stressful.

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  45. Both. by Clark_Griswold · · Score: 1

    I thrive on crack.

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  46. Stress at work - the solution. by Skiron · · Score: 1

    FUCK RIGHT OFF, I AM BUSY!

    Put it on the helpdesk please.

    They don't. Problem solved :)

  47. Depends on the type of Stress... by Mateito · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I thrive under the pressure of using my skills and experience against the clock or to do something I've never done before. The pressure caused by a challenge is great. Yeah.. I get shitty for the last 12 hours before a big deadline, but that's pretty normal.

    I crack under the pressure caused by stupid managers, antiquated processes, by being told to do something then having the resources pulled (and I don't mean restricted, I mean obliterated), having my "expert opinion" overrode by some dickwad who really doesn't have a clue how to do things, then being lumped with the blame when it doesn't work.

    Maybe some people thrive on the latter. It just makes me more sympathetic for the postal workers.

  48. I love pressure... by lothar97 · · Score: 4, Funny
    and I'm also an optimist. I guess that means I won't thrive as a lawyer.

    I am an underemployed lawyer, and silly me thought it was the terrible hiring market for lawyers. I guess the other underemployed lawyers I know are also too optimistic as well.

    On a side note, there is indication that some lawyer functions might be off-shored in the near future, so I've got that to be optimistic about as well. Nothing like have Gurpreet in India writing your legal briefs.

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  49. Who do you surround yourself with ? by keyshawn632 · · Score: 1

    As a high school senior, I've learned that your peers can often influence your performance, even subconscienciously.
    At school, I take honors/AP classes and notice my performance often improves when I'm with my more intellectual peers; compared to the standard classes that I have taken in the pas; which I just slacked off of, cause most of the other kids cheated and got away it, and didn't care....Made me feel why I should care, if not much is showing ?

  50. Re:Get some PRIORITIES! by themoodykid · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, that's a vote for "Cracks under pressure."

  51. Pessimist's perfect job: sysadmin! by bee · · Score: 1

    They left out the perfect pessimist's job: sysadmin!

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  52. Actually by theblacksun · · Score: 1

    Unless there's a good bit of pressure I find it difficult to do anything at all. In crisis mode I'm a maniac but if I don't feel rushed I'm lethargic. It's the source of my all-nighters in college. Believe me though, if the shit hits the fan you're (as a coworker) gonna love my ass.

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  53. Types of stress by phorm · · Score: 1

    Well, for me it's always depended on the type of stress/pressure. An important piece of software that needs to work, a deadline, coding or decoding some obscure language idiosyncrasies - no problem.

    Having somebody walk up to me and immediately grill me on something (say a blonde hair on my shoulder)... temporary freeze-up.

    As far as life goes though, I've tended to be a "prepare for the worst, hope for the best" type of guy. I expect that things probably won't go my way, and prepare the following:

    a) How I would react under certain bad situations
    b) How the other persons involved might react (and my reaction to their reaction)
    c) Countermeasures and contingency plans

    So really, one of the more unpleasant types of stress is the "oh my crap it's just happened right now" variety. The good thing is that these are very trying but usually short-lived

    Stress works well with goals as well. I can definately stress on something knowing that I have a given problem that I can solve, or it will be over by a certain amount of time. Having no known end to a problem (relationship, unemployment, etc) is probably the worst type of stress.

  54. ok, lets see . . . by tubbtubb · · Score: 1

    ummm . . thrive or crack, thrive or crack . . .
    Can you come back to me?

  55. Presure!? What do you know about presure!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well.. I have kissed a man before.

  56. great lawyers by rigau · · Score: 2, Insightful

    pessimists dont make great lawyers. it is the other way around. I am in law school and let me tell you that the legal professions is one depressing undertaking. My law school does surveys about job satisfaction and the longer the person has been working ina firm the less satisfied he is with the work and the more he feels like he cant get out of it. So the longer a lawyer works the more experience gets and the depresion he faces.

    1. Re:great lawyers by Anita+Coney · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I totally agree. I'm at attorney and in my dealings with other attorneys I couldn't help but wonder why some make millions and while other barely survive.

      It certainly wasn't the education, intelligence, or looks. The one factor that all highly successful attorneys have is that they are optimists. In other words, they know they are going to win and won't let anything change that opinion.

      They're almost like compulsive gamblers, except the odds are not against them.

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  57. Exterior stressors by MagPulse · · Score: 4, Insightful

    People who need stress put on them are the reason managers create unrealistic deadlines and tell employees they're not good enough. Put another way, these people are not self-motivating. They can't maintain a steady pace of work on their own. Their work ethic is too weak.

    The article blurs the difference between what people do under occasional, warranted stress like a death in the family and continual artificial stress. People who need the latter kind need to re-evaluate themselves, people who can cope with the former are simply healthy.

    1. Re:Exterior stressors by sweetleaf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's certainly one way of looking at it. The poor uberworker (of which you, no doubt, include yourself), is surrounded by his coworkers, the eternal slackers.

      Perhaps they're not motivated. Or perhaps your manager is naive and is using a bit too much stick and not enough carrot. You'd be amazed what some positive, encouraging management can achieve.

      Or, to paraphrase Office Space, "if you motivate a man with the threat of getting fired, he'll only work hard enough to keep from losing his job."

      A little sugar goes a long way. And REAL sugar, not saccharine. Anyone can tell the difference.

    2. Re:Exterior stressors by justins · · Score: 1
      People who need stress put on them are the reason managers create unrealistic deadlines and tell employees they're not good enough.

      Right. That never happens simply because the managers are losers who don't understand what they're doing.
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      Now before I get modded down, I be to remind whoever might read this that what I am saying is FACT. - bogaboga
  58. I must dispute one claim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Among other tidbits, pessimists make great lawyers...

    I wanted to be a lawyer, but I didn't think it wouldn't work out.

  59. I... by Trikenstein · · Score: 1

    put on a TuTu and dance around like a loon.
    This scares the pressure away, and I can get back to work.

  60. Let's just put it this way: by The_REAL_DZA · · Score: 1

    If it weren't for the last minute, NOTHING would EVER get done.

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    1. Re:Let's just put it this way: by MCZapf · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you leave it to the last minute, it will only take a minute to do!

    2. Re:Let's just put it this way: by The_REAL_DZA · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How true. I'm reminded of what Johnny Carson said one time in an interview when asked (something like) how was he able to get an entire one-hour show together in just a day, each and every day, when some hour-long shows that only air once a week weren't as good. His reply was that he had always found if he had a day to get ready for a show then that's what it took, and if he had a week to get ready for a show then that's how long it took -- in other words, it takes as long as it takes. Unfortunately, bosses usually don't appreciate receiving that maxim as an answer...go figure.

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    3. Re:Let's just put it this way: by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1
      it takes as long as it takes

      You've got it backwards. He's saying that if he has a day to prepare, then he takes a day. If he has a whole week to prepare, than he takes a week. But when it's time to step up, he steps up.

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  61. Depressed attorneys by dahorowitz · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Linking job stress and mental health, its interesting to note that attorneys (typically a high strung bunch) experience the highest rate of depression among all professions in the United States (I quickly found an older news article on this issue via google, but I know that there are a couple of scientific studies which have also confirmed this).

    Interestingly, it seems that it is the profession itself that causes the depression. In one study I read a few years back, when individuals were assessed the summer before law school, they showed rates of depression equivalent to the general population, but even after just the first year of law school, let alone once they graduated, rates of depression jumped to anywhere from 20-40 percent of the population studied.

    1. Re:Depressed attorneys by grcumb · · Score: 1

      "...its interesting to note that attorneys (typically a high strung bunch) experience the highest rate of depression among all professions in the United States...."

      That's not depression - that's guilt!

      8^)

      --
      Crumb's Corollary: Never bring a knife to a bun fight.
  62. Deadline of tomorrow... by ImaLamer · · Score: 1
    Don't worry!

    You are not alone!

    From the article linked to above:


    "The gene knockdown [dopamine blocking] triggered a remarkable transformation in the simian work ethic. Like many of us, monkeys normally slack off initially in working toward a distant goal,"


    Further:
    "For example, people who are depressed often feel nothing is worth the work. People with obsessive-compulsive disorder work incessantly; even when they get rewarded they feel they must repeat the task. In mania, people will work feverishly for rewards that aren't worth the trouble to most of us."
  63. Re:Get some PRIORITIES! by genner · · Score: 1

    You've obviously already cracked under the
    pressure, if you hadn't you'd realize that dealing
    with stress is even more important; now that world
    is falling apart. People are dieing, corrupt
    polticians play with people's lives,
    and attrociates are being commited on all
    sides.

    If eating "shreddies" and watching poorly
    dubbed anime gives you a moments repite from this
    than by all means do it.

  64. Check out that shrink's picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That face is equivalent to 2 blue valiums.

  65. I am more moderate. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    Just as long as I can get an average of 7-8 hours a sleep at night and 3 good meals. I can manage my stress pritty well threw out the day work up to 12-15 hours a day if needed. But If I haven't get enough sleep and start loosing meals I start cracking. I also cant handle when they give me a stopwatch job, here finish this in 5 minutes. But I can deal with normal heavy stress and when I get home I leave the stress at work and I can get to sleep easiliy like nothing happend.

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    If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
  66. Only in America by unformed · · Score: 2, Funny

    would cocaine not be strong enough.
    Only in America, would someone need to make a drug that makes your head explode as soon as you smoke it. -- Dennis Leary

  67. Yup. by temojen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Thug with a baseball bat trying to kill you? Crush his throat. Firetruck 20 feet away going 70km/h? floor it. Lying in the street with broken bones? Get out of traffic, do (minimal) self first-aid, and make sure someone's called an ambulance.

    Most of the real emergency things that have happened to me, I was too busy dealing with the situation to notice stress. What gets to me is the things that I can't do anything about.

    1. Re:Yup. by temojen · · Score: 1

      Nope, none of these were connected.

    2. Re:Yup. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      > Nope, none of these were connected.

      Except by your REFUSAL TO DIE, DAMMIT!

      I'll get you next time, I swear.

  68. Do I strive or crack under pressure? by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

    According to my watch I don't crack until 100 meters.

    But seriously...I'm bored if I'm not in a high stress job. I jumped right into IT/Systems Admin where I was taking care of hundreds of systems and got used to it. Now if I have a low work load I feel like I'm working 18 hour days.

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  69. You want to get FIRED? by solios · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I spend a good chunk of several weeks of the year sitting on my ass doing not much of anything at work, which would suck ass if I didn't have linux to learn.

    Underutilized employees are in all likelihood unnecesssary- which means they're a waste of money, right?

    Fortunately, the variety of things I do adds up nicely- they'd need three different people to replace just me, so I'm cheaper. And I'm not the only one with occasional VAST GULFS of slack time. And I don't get training or any kind of tuition incentives. So I use that time to learn stuff, since it's the only way I'll be able to leverage myself out of this place. :P

    Am I a Workaholic? Yes. Just not for the day job. :P

    1. Re:You want to get FIRED? by FCAdcock · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I love that sort of job security. Where I work, I draft houses. I also run their network, servers, and plotters. I've worked with builders and painters, and interior decorators (my sister is our decorator) for years, so I know how to deal with all of them, and what they need to get their job done.

      My official title: secretary's replacement while she's in class at the local college. Within a month of getting a part-time job there I was working full time at twice the pay, and only doing actual work maybe 3 days a week.

      Sure, they could go back to a network admin contracted out for less than what I make. And they could hire a new drafter for less than what I make. But for what they would pay both of those people, and a secretary for the next few months 3 2 days a week; they could just give me a raise and spend less.

      I love my job. Get paid to play with computers, and draw houses. hmm... why didn't I find this sooner?

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      --Forest C. Adcock--
    2. Re:You want to get FIRED? by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      You bastard, you took my job... :(

    3. Re:You want to get FIRED? by FCAdcock · · Score: 3, Funny

      ::Waves hand:: This is not the job you are looking for.

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      --Forest C. Adcock--
    4. Re:You want to get FIRED? by Trigulus · · Score: 1

      your website is borken

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      If something exists that does not need a creator (god) then why must the cosmos need one?
    5. Re:You want to get FIRED? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ::Dully:: This is not the joke I'm looking for.

    6. Re:You want to get FIRED? by FCAdcock · · Score: 1

      Thanks, URL was wrong. it's http://northtowneplanners.com/

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    7. Re:You want to get FIRED? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your website is borken

      Is that swedish? Bork! Bork! Bork!

    8. Re:You want to get FIRED? by Trigulus · · Score: 1

      not really.. it was (I thought) an obvious play on words.

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  70. I've seen parts of this mentioned ... by magefile · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But never the whole thing. I don't crack easily, but I do occasionally crack; if I'm not extremely busy, I get bored and get slightly depressed.

    Under stress, I am very productive until my breaking point. Once I hit my breaking point, I crack for a short period of time (a few hours to a day or two), then I'm only slightly less productive than I am at my peak. I actually do my best (and fastest) work when I'm just short of this point. Suprisingly, I'm also quite happy there, but once I go over the breaking point, even once I've pulled myself together, I'm miserable, and my productivity stays at that "slightly less than peak" level until I'm calm and relaxed (i.e., have had a decent amount of time to recover - usually a weekend; as much as a week if it was prolonged stress).

  71. I either kick ass or completely choke... by Thaidog · · Score: 1

    I put too much pressure on myself... so much in fact I either hit it *perfect* or I make a complete fool out of myself.

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  72. Theory of Intentional Diversity by G4from128k · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've always thought that there might be an intentional diversity in the genetic components of human behavior, not unlike the hypervariablity found in the genetics underlying the immune system. Human society functions better in a nonstationary environment (= ice ages, floods, dry spells, changes in diet from whale blubber to potatoes) if the society is structurally non-homogeneous. Society needs risk takers and risk avoiders, optimists and pessimists, manic spenders and thrifty savers, lone achievers and gregarious team players. How else can we cope with the rich times, the poor times, the peace times, war times, the stay-at-home times, and the move-to-another-land-times.

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    1. Re:Theory of Intentional Diversity by cifey · · Score: 1

      A perfect example of this is springfield ill er indiana. Ok I don't know where the simpsons live but their town seems to run along just fine with all different kinds of losers!

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      Hello Cruel World
    2. Re:Theory of Intentional Diversity by Beliskner · · Score: 1
      Human society functions better in a nonstationary environment
      This depends on the definition of "society". I would adjust your statement to indicate that Human society is most likely to survive in a violent environment in the event that a maximum diversity in human behaviour exists; except where groups (perhaps oppressive Governments or Corporations acting in lieu) terminating subsets of such diversity, or a systematic mechanism that favours a behavioural subset's ability to terminate another behavioural subset (e.g. vigilantes kill all peadophiles and the remaining men will be with non-virgins who have AIDS, kill/tax fat people then the remaining thin people susceptible to cold die in an ice age).

      A stationary environment where the survival rate of any behavioural group is lowered will result in a decrease in such diversity and leave all vulnerable to population loss in the event that the stationary environment reverts to a dynamic one.

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  73. No! by cmstremi · · Score: 1

    Do You Thrive or Crack Under Pressure?

    What's with the 3rd degree?!? What's the deal with all the questions? It wasn't me! I - uh... I've got to go...

  74. Obligatory... by decompyler · · Score: 1

    AAAAAH! Too much pressure man! *twitch* *twitch*

  75. Or just plain laziness by out_of_ideas · · Score: 1

    Instead of saying "i'm usually too lazy to do anything 'till the 11th hour", just say "i need pressure, and if i don't have i'll create it myself".

  76. Do Pessimists make Better Programmers? by 14erCleaner · · Score: 4, Insightful
    "If you're drawing up a contract, the ability to see every foreseeable danger is something that goes along with pessimism, but it's also what makes a good lawyer," Dr. Martin Seligman, a professor of psychology at the University of Pennsylvania, said.

    I think this kind of thing is also useful for many kinds of computer programming, especially in high-reliability areas like operating systems and compilers. I've had to fix an awful lot of bugs in programs written by optimists.

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    Have you read my blog lately?
    1. Re:Do Pessimists make Better Programmers? by The+Pim · · Score: 1
      More than lawyers, programmers have to design and create things. When starting a project, a pessimist is likely to think that it will require a lot of work, that there are many hard problems to overcome, and that the product may still not end up being useful. Linus has said that if he knew how long Linux would take, he never would have started! The ability to jump in seeing the opportunities not the obstacles is valuable in programming, so I don't think that pesimism is beneficial overall. However, you are probably right that it aids in debugging and designing for reliability.

      The thing about lawyers and pessimism is interesting. There is some research behind it, but it's not as strong as you might like. Actually, I believe they only studied law students and their performance on certain tests, not actual lawyers and professional proficiency. More careful research is warranted, and I think Seligman makes too much of the current results. (He talks about it in one of his books, and you can find more if you google "Seligman lawyers pessimism".) It is a provocative idea, though, especially since it does correlate with lawyers scoring high on unhappiness metrics (eg, divorce) and the perception of lawyers as cynics.

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      The evaluation of an action as 'practical' . . . depends on what it is that one wishes to practice.
    2. Re:Do Pessimists make Better Programmers? by tool462 · · Score: 3, Funny
      I've had to fix an awful lot of bugs in programs written by optimists.

      Thanks :). I swear I'll start testing my code one of these days.

    3. Re:Do Pessimists make Better Programmers? by hubbabubba · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't think having a keen ability to anticipate potential problems has jack all to do with whether one's personality is optimistic or pessimistic. I'm an optimist by nature, but I have a highly refined ability to anticipate counterarguments (good lawyering) and the myriad ways that users can screw up an app (good programming). I don't expect bad things to happen, which would be pessimistic, I simply anticipate them and deal with it accordingly.

      I also try to avoid correlating things that have no substantive connection to one another, like the bad psychoanalysis cited above.

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      Fried ice cream is a reality. - George Clinton
    4. Re:Do Pessimists make Better Programmers? by sean23007 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Optimists make the best hackers. "What can I make this do?" And then they do it.

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      Lack of eloquence does not denote lack of intelligence, though they often coincide.
  77. I thrive when DOING things under pressure by Misagon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I thrive when I have responsability and when I have to do important things during short periods of time. What I can not stand is when there are many things that have to be done during a longer period of time, and where there is no fixed time schedule for doing them. What stresses me up then is that I have several things in the back of my mind that I feel that I need to do. In such situations in the past, I have usually slacked off as a way of calming myself down .. but besides from being a bad side effects (nothing done), the intended effect has often been missing.

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    "We mustn't be caught by surprise by our own advancing technology" -- Aldous Huxley
  78. Re:If this is not the first post... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So does that mean it smells like burnt ass hair and dead skin in your house right now?

  79. Only forgot one thing... by i_r_sensitive · · Score: 1
    Great article, except for one omission:

    Is there an easy and foolproof way to identify the hormonal abberrations and liquidate them *before* my employer realises that /. may not be required to do my job?

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    "Talk minus action equals nothing" - Joey Shithead, D.O.A.
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  80. Stress is a natural part of life by tglx · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Stress is a biochemical reaction of the body on exceptional situations, like threats, danger and excitement. The oldest part of the brain (reptilian brain) sends messengers which make it possible to deal with those situations. These exceptional situations are often called stress. But the messengers can also contain endorphines which let us feel good with the so called stress.

    In fact stress is a very clever builtin algorithm to ensure survival.

    We are even not aware of many situations which are handled by the stress algorithms in the human brain, like accident avoidance and life saving. If you ask people who rescued someone else under totaly weird circumstances why they have done this and why they did not think about the danger, then most of them will have no answer because the survival mechanisms of the brain take control over the rational waging of feasabilities. This can also be observed on job related challenges where the either technical challenges or the competition against a coworker or a competing company pushes people over their limits. Most people set those limits very low due to unawareness of the own abilities and everything exceeding those self set limits is called stress. The stress complaint is hip in our modern society. Our ancestors would laugh heartly about those complaints.

    On the other hand there are people with limited capacity of dealing with those challenges. This is often caused by personal deficits, but those deficits are not seldom a result of education in a sheltered environment where all sources of natural and healthy stress were hold off from the kids and young adults. If they are confronted later with the reality of challenges they are predestinated to fail.

    tglx - I personally need challenges to be productive

  81. NEITHER by Phybersyk0 · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one to read the headline as "Do You Thrive on Crack or Pressure?"

  82. Slashdot is the answer. by LibrePensador · · Score: 1

    Personally, I neither thrive nor crack under pressure. I tend to burst into flames at a friendly web site called Slashdot and usually feel better after the fact. :)

    Given how it has contributed to my productivity by lowering anxiety levels, we are going to suggest to management the implementation of "Slashdot therapy" at my job.

    --
    Pragmatism as an ideology is not particularly pragmatic in the long term. Keep it in mind when you dismiss Free Software
  83. Always under pressure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    All my work is done under pressure, so I must thrive on it. I delay everything until right before the deadline and suddendly I have to much work and a lot of pressure to get it done... The upside is, the total 'worktime' is significantly less ;).

  84. My favorite line... by imurchie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Some of it is genetic, some of it is how you were raised, and some it is just your personality," Dr. Bruce McEwen.

    and what, pray tell, is your personality? i would guess it's something that is shaped predominantely by two factors: genetics and how you were raised.

    1. Re:My favorite line... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and what, pray tell, is your personality?

      It's a polite euphenism for, "penis size".

    2. Re:My favorite line... by djmurdoch · · Score: 1

      and what, pray tell, is your personality? i would guess it's something that is shaped predominantely by two factors: genetics and how you were raised.

      So you don't think there's any individuality? We're all products of our childhood and our genes, and will be totally predictable once someone just figures out the formula? I think there's a pretty big random component to anyone's development; calling the result of it their "personality" seems pretty reasonable to me.

  85. It's only when I been shown the pressure... by Thaidog · · Score: 1

    ...that I can crack to. Otherwise there is no pressure... I don't feel it because to me it does not even exist.

    --

    ||| I still can't believe Parkay's not butter.

  86. Mod parent up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How was that a troll? That was funny.

  87. I disagree... by TheHonestTruth · · Score: 2, Insightful
    other tidbits, pessimists make great lawyers...

    Regardless of the validity of this statement, I find the opposite to be true. In my law school classes, it is the optimists who seem to be the better lawyers.

    Many cases can be looked at as losers. "You did what? Crud, we're sunk" is not the lawyer I want to hire. "You did what? Hmmm, well maybe we could stretch the reasoning on this case and apply it to yours. Or maybe this decision from a neighboring jurisdiction, tough no decisive, may be persuasive." That's the lawyer I want. Everything can be looked at from different angles and being pessimistic is the worst thing you can do.

    -truth

    --

    I had a steady B+ in my AI class until I failed the Turing test...

  88. Gasp! Corporate Media Glorifies Velvet Sweatshop! by Cryofan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What a surprise. Who would have thought that the mouthpiece of the corporate world would turn out an article like this that essentially glorifies the Velvet Sweatshop that America have become. The article here subtly hints that if you do not thrive under pressure, and accept the sweatshop environment, well, then there must be something just a bit wrong with you.

    People, when are you going to open your eyes and see the grave looming in front of you a sparse few decades ahead?

    When are you going to take a look at the workplace environment and rules and social safety net that many European countries have created, thus ensuring that their citizens are somewhat shielded from overwork and sweatshop environments?

    PLease consider the perspective taken by this article. Could it have been written another way? Why was it written with the particular perspective it took?

    --
    eat shiat and bark at the moon
  89. I think its a generation thing by jojowasher · · Score: 1

    I think it's a generational thing, I work at a company that is run by all men that are in their 60's, they think that if you leave work at 5 (half an hour after we are off) you are not working hard enough. The company is always running by the seat of its pants, everything is always last minute, everything is always urgent, "we need this yesterday!!!" is heard on a daily basis. My generation (x or y or l, not sure) of people in their thirties are way more relaxed, maybe we plan ahead more, i'm just not sure. Jojo

  90. Useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who could possibly concentrate long enough to fill out all those questions! Geeeze!

  91. Missing third option by standsolid · · Score: 4, Funny

    I strive under pressure when I'm on crack. Which is daily.

    --
    WTPOUAWYHTTOTWPA
    What's the point of using acronyms when you have to type out the whole phrase anyways?
  92. Yes and no by zaren · · Score: 1

    I found that there's two kinds of stress: "good stress" - the kind where you've got a task to do, and you know what needs to be done to complete it, and "bad stress" - the kind where you've got a job to do, and you have no freaking clue how to get it done. The good stress gets you all fired up and focused on the task, and the bad stress puts the rock in your gut and the panic in your blood as you flail about, trying to cobble together a solution.

    So it's not just a matter of how well you perform under stress, but how well you perform under *bad* stress - programming assignment #4 at school, that new job duty at work, driving in a new place with no map, etc., and learning how to appreciate when the "bad" stress converts to "good" stress.

    ...umm, and thus ends your geek philosopher moment of the day. :)

    --
    Come to the University of Mars! Classes starting soon!
  93. Passion about what you do is the key by ortholattice · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I can work my butt off, day and night, week after week, on an open source project that excites me. I love to show it off and have the world admire it. I thrive on it. I feel like I'm producing something useful that will live on after me and that I'll be remembered for. Yes, it's a big ego trip, so what. Even though I may be bleary eyed for lack of sleep, I will feel very little stress but instead will have a deep sense of satisfaction. I'll go to bed gloating over my accomplishments, thinking of new things to try, and can hardly wait to wake up in few hours to continue. The excitement can be incredible.

    On the other hand when I have to work extended hours on a closed source project for hire, I practically have to flog myself into submission to get it done. I have to force myself to get up in the morning. It eats away at my soul that I'm wasting my creativity on something for which I'll receive no (public) credit, no copyright interest and which will forever be hidden away from the world. I'll do a good job because I'm that kind of person, but I know deep down I'm basically doing it for the money, and the stress level can be very, very high.

    Of course that is just me. Other people do of course find fulfillment working on closed source projects. Perhaps the recognition from their immediate peers is sufficient. But whatever, the bottom line is that if you're truly passionate about what you're doing you'll never get stressed out.

    From an earlier post by me: "...as an employee of said [government] contractor, who wouldn't have any copyright interest in whatever I produce anyway, I think I might be more motivated to produce better work if I knew it would ultimately be subject to public scrutiny and benefit the public good. Compare that to dedicating your life to writing code that will be secreted away in some closed-source product with no acknowledgment whatsoever to you other than a paycheck that lets you survive. The thought of such a dismal and pointless existence is kind of depressing."

  94. It's personal, its about perspective. by holderofthering · · Score: 1, Interesting

    everyone has there own little quirks about how they work, thats why its so important too at least find wich catagory you fit into, too many morons out there are so uneffiecient becuase they can't even figure there own work habbits out.

    When i was younger, stress used to destroy me, a few times i just had breakdowns. kind of annoying.
    but recently, ive done a complete turn around, and work incredibly well under pressure. i guess im turnning into my father.

    I find i get the best work done when i'm stuck in the do or die position, not a lack of time, but that i know that i have to stick to my shcedual just to keep up. If i trip, i'll fall behind, and then theres nothing to keep me going.

    as a really overwieght friend of mine once said "the way i do the 1km run in gym? i prentend someone is chasing me in a mack truck! squeel piggy! " (yeah i dind't get the last bit ither...).

    my best memories ever (im not kidding), it a total rush i got by completeing a history project (worth 60% of my mark), in basicly one night, with the rest of my team. it was wonderful! typing non stop into the wee hours of the night, with a big smile on my face.

    the downsied, is now, with trival beggining of term work, its so hard to be motivated to get it done. i can waste alot of time with simple things that i don't want to do.
    i still do them though, otherwise i'll fall behind, but its unerving, when i already don't have enough time.

    The things we do, becuase were lucky enough to have perspective... jeez.

  95. I'VE NO IDEA!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aaargh! Stop asking me such difficult questions.

  96. Thrive, but on the wrong thing by A+non+moose+cow · · Score: 1

    I procrastinate a lot. I think it is just a naturally learned thing because I have never had anything bad happen because of it, so, why not? Right?

    One side effect to my procrastination is that I know that it causes me a lot of stress. I think it is just the idea that I have something to do and I can't make myself start doing it yet.

    The way I handle this stress is that I end up being extremely creative and motivated to work on one of my side projects. I'm not sure why this is, but I can do some of my best peripheral work on side projects during crunch time for another unrelated thing.

    I noticed this first in college. I would always be stirring up new things to and working on old pet projects during testing times. I can't tell you how many times people told me, "aren't you going to study?" but I never needed more than one or two hours of study time before a test to pull out 85% to 95% test scores

    The really interesting thing is that I would often make a lot of progress on these other things during testing time, but after taking the test I would be completely unmotivated to continue work on them or think of new things. I sometimes wish there was a pill I could take to make me that motivated whenever I wanted to be.

  97. Someone once said.. by diodesign · · Score: 1

    .."you only feel pressure when you're considering failure." Or, thereabouts. Either way, when I'm up against a deadline and starting to feel pressured, it's something I keep in mind.

  98. I'll tell you when to stress soldier! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Worlds toughest sysadmin, stress flows over me like water off a ducks back.

    2) General Patton would slap the living crap out of you for being such a pussy.

    3) Stress, you don't know the meaning of stress. On my last project I could've made a diamond in my shorts.

  99. I used to thrive by CiXeL · · Score: 1

    now i just don't care. Theres no pay off for hard work anymore anyhow so why bother? You can bust your ass all you want and you still won't be cheaper than some indian out there who makes a fraction of your pay. I used to love my profession and corporations taught me to hate it. They used us up and spit us out. I'm much more interested in pursuing my other hobbies as a business. The only thing keeping me in computers is the need to pay off debt that i was previously able to afford.

  100. Re:If this is not the first post... by datadriven · · Score: 0

    So that will be ... Anonymous.Coward@gmail.com?

  101. Heaven or Hell by moankey · · Score: 1

    Whomever came up with that old saying figured it out long ago. It just depends on how you view your situation.

    We can all recall how jazzed everyone was during the .com period regardless how much work and little pay and crappy cubicle or office we worked in, because for many /.'ers we thought we were in our own nirvana and when money was part of it the equation other non-geeks felt the same way. Anyone that has every worked in entertainment industry will see the same, long hours, crappy attitudes and treatment, non-existant pay, no promise of success, but people are drawn to those positions like moths to flame.

    Yet on the flip side a highly paid lawyer will frequently leave their partner positions to do something like be a florist, real estate agent, or golf instructor for 1/4 the pay.

    Just depends on how you view your circumstances.

  102. my story by megarich · · Score: 0

    i dont crack under pressure, it actually motivates me. what makes me crack is when im under pressure and i get 5 calls from users who need miniscule things fixed but they act like its the end of the world if its not taking care of right away. or im trying to get something important done and i hear a page with my name(yes we get paged and its abused but no one cares) "can you tell me hot to log into this machine which if i noted down the email memo from 3 months ago i would know" its really really trying....

  103. hehe by tmrz · · Score: 1

    I am tired/stressed I keep reading Do You Thrive or Crack Under Pressure? as Do You thrive on crack under pressure?

  104. You can thrive under high pressure by earthforce_1 · · Score: 1

    But only for a limited time. Nobody is superman. Run your cars engine RPMs well into the red for a few minutes every now and then, and no problem. Do it on a continual basis, your car will probably blow a gasket. It may take weeks or months, but almost certainly it will happen.

    These guys are fooling themselves, just like the smoker who thinks they have indestructible lungs because they personally haven't died from any smoking related illness. It is always the other guy who is weak. It won't happen to me. Until the day it does happen to you, and by then it is probably too late. One day in all likelihood they will be found dead behind their desk with a stroke or coronary, or suffer a catastrophic mental breakdown. I remember reading the story of a VP who regularly pulled 100+ hour weeks, until one day he can into work and found he suddenly couldn't function anymore.

    You can function on afterburners for a period of a few days or weeks even, but after that, you are fooling yourself. I have been on a couple of death march projects, and survived with sanity intact, but it isn't fun.

    --
    My rights don't need management.
  105. Hmmm... by jayhawk88 · · Score: 1

    "Among other tidbits, pessimists make great lawyers..."

    The worlds greatest lawyer joke is hidden in that statement somewhere, if only I can find it...

  106. Like now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm posting on slashdot instead of working on a matlab assignment that's due by 12.

    But then, I have no doubt that I can knock out a matlab assignment in no time (a halfway inteligent chimp could do this stuff).

    Then again, for problems that require intense critical thinking (cal III ) I have to take my time and pace myself so that I don't make any mistakes.

    It all depends on the situation.

  107. Re:Gasp! Corporate Media Glorifies Velvet Sweatsho by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sweat shops my ass!

    Are you honestly drawing an equivalence with a high stress high paced corporate job with some kid in Indonesia spending 18 hours a day sewing shoes together without bathroom breaks?

  108. No. I am comparing USA to Europe by Cryofan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I clearly stated that I was comparing America to Europe. Yet you ignored that, and compared America to Indonesia, a third world country. I find it very telling that you chose that comparison. So I guess as long as we are better off than the 3rd world, then everything is hunkydory?

    --
    eat shiat and bark at the moon
  109. Re:Gasp! Corporate Media Glorifies Velvet Sweatsho by Cryofan · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Let's take a look at some of the language used in this article, in order to see what connotations are associated with people who thrive on a stressful environment (i.e., a sweatshop, as opposed to those who do not thrive. Tell me what message this article gives us.

    Here are some selected excerpts from the article:


    "juggling multiple projects and running on four hours of sleep is business as usual."


    So that is the Brave New Workplacein America. But that is not the workplace in France, and many other countries in Europe, where 35 hours per week is the mandated maximum work week, and where everyone gets 4 to 6 weeks of time off.


    "But for Mr. Jones, the stress is worth it, if only because every now and then he can gaze at the Manhattan skyline and spot a product of his labor: the soaring profile of the Chatham apartment building on East 65th Street,"


    Teaching us to accept our place in the sweatshop. Slavery is Freedom, dontcha know, and sweatshop workplaces are heaven.


    "Mr. Jones belongs to a rare breed of worker"


    Oooh. I wanna be a "rare breed", too. How about you?!

    Let's take a look at some of the words used to describe our stress-loving heroes:


    "they grapple ...they flourish ...functioning in overdrive..resilient... hardy, "


    Wow! If only I could just be like them!


    "People who are high in hardiness enjoy ongoing changes and difficulties,"


    OK, Slashdotters, did you get the memo on our Brave New Sweatshop Economy. No, it is not a Velvet Sweatshop that we are headed for, it is just "changes and difficulties". Now get back to work!

    But what about the rest of us non-heroic types? How does this article describe us?


    "Their coworkers who complain of being too stressed have consistently higher levels of hormones that rarely dip very far, trapping them in a constant state of anxiety.


    Oh. OK. We are "complainers" trapped in our anxiety. Gotcha!


    "Some people will say 'No, I don't like a lot of stress,' but they find themselves in one stressful job after another, so there must be something that's pulling them.""

    Hmm, or maybe, just maybe, it is because our government has sold us out to the corporations and the wealthy, thus creating a sweatshop environment where nearly EVERY job is becoming more and more stressful. Naw, that couldn't be it. Could it?

    --
    eat shiat and bark at the moon
  110. Tend to thrive... by Isldeur · · Score: 2, Insightful

    An interesting thing I've been thinking about recently, actually. I'm a pediatrics resident and recently did a month in the pediatric ICU at my hospital. We can be on call for 33-36 hours and I've noticed that, no matter how tired you get, when things start getting nasty you get very very focused. Never really nervous, but focused. I thought that was interesting in a way. Just a thought. Mistakes are made when things aren't going to hell. That's when it's hard to focus for so long...

  111. Data point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ...after 9 years in paid IT employment, having done Windows dev, Linux security, web, Perl, a-v, worked in the City of London, done helldesk, phone support, sys admin, pentesting, network admin,... and having been made redundant / fired for the fourth time this century, I find myself at the age of 35 a newborn geek cliche, back living with my parents. Ten years of London burned me out & I'm seriously considering jacking it all in, staying here in the countryside and becoming a van driver or something.

    Reckon I'll still be a slashdot addict tho'... ;)

  112. Stress by nuggz · · Score: 1

    I am one of these handles stress people. People who don't work unless threatened are different.
    When something needs to be done I get it done, even if it takes a lot more effort.
    When something doesn't need to be done, I might not ever do it, even if my boss jumps up and down with unrealistic deadlines.

    I think you missed the control part of the article. I am in control, I realize that so the stress doesn't really bother me as much. The people who get stressed to the point of non function are the ones who have a problem.

    If your boss gives unrealistic demands, and you get stressed out over that who has the problem? If he knows they're unrealistic he's not gonna fire you for not meeting them. If he doesn't know and he can't understand then he isn't a supervisor worth working for anyway.

  113. Distortion of Character by tom's+a-cold · · Score: 1

    The story behind the story is interesting: to thrive in high-stress corporate environments, you have to have experience coping with dysfunction.

    1. Does this mean that capitalist society offers limited opportunities to the well-adjusted, and that only those from disrupted family backgrounds can tolerate the distorted, inhuman environment of the workplace?

    2. Is the whole study nothing more than a self-selected sample from those who work in dysfunctional firms that demand heroic effort from their employees rather than taking responsibility for managing properly?

    3. The authors of the study seem to imply that coping with this catastrophic situation is somehow healthy. Isn't it healthier to recognize it for the disaster that it is and try to change it? What is the stress level of someone who fights back? If it's high, does it make them less right?

    --
    Get your teeth into a small slice: the cake of liberty
  114. Pessimists make good coders too by skraps · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The article points out that pessimists make good lawyers because they are always on the lookout for loopholes int the contracts they write.

    Seems like that also makes for a good coder - you always have to be on the lookout for security vulnerabilities, threading issues, etc.

    --
    Karma: -2147483648 (Mostly affected by integer overflow)
  115. Versa vice by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    pessimists make great lawyers...

    And lawyers made me a pessimist

  116. The Real /. effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I find that at my current job, I'm bored and feel like I'm pretty much wasting my time

    Which explains why you're, uh, we're both posting to /.? And why everyone else is reading it?

    1. Re:The Real /. effect by modge · · Score: 1

      well im home from work (and now the pub and prtty pished) but yes a pointless job(DBAish) is why i spend my time doing nount but browse slashdot. nnot dissing the site, it rocks but u know there's under employed and under employed. still getting paid to do sweet fanny adams is all good

      --
      I am a sig
  117. Yes and No by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

    On the one hand pressure exerted by management rolls off like water on a duck's back. I spent 4 years in the AirForce, and 7 years in the Army (11B, 19D) - so someone telling me nicely that they are piling on yet another project to my already overloaded schedule, or that they are moving my due date up 2 weeks, or that they disagree with how I intend to implement this software, is nothing in comparison to having a bunch of armed men around who can inflict bodily harm, or death at any moment, who are looking to you for guidance.

    On the other hand, the pressure that really gets me is when I don't live up to my own expectations and I slip a deadline that I have committed to. This rarely occurs - but when it does, it raises my bloodpressure, and I lose my composure. I equate some of this to the work, but largely my overreaction I believe to be the result of delayed stress from events in my previous life.

    I never consider this as me 'cracking' under the pressure - in all cases, while I may be cussing and fuming, I am still performing the job - in some cases at a higher level (to get done ASAP).

    Is this 'Thriving' under pressure? I wouldn't consider it that, either, because I would not be able or willing to keep up such a level of performance indefinitely (peaks of this is okay to get the job done - but time inbetween is needed to recharge the battery).

    --

    Lodragan Draoidh
    The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it. - Mark Twain
  118. Re:Gasp! Corporate Media Glorifies Velvet Sweatsho by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    are you by any chance a lawyer?

  119. being pessimistic is the worst thing you can do by chocolatetrumpet · · Score: 1

    and being pessimistic is the worst thing you can do.

    Hmm... shouldn't you have said, being optomistic is the best thing you can do?

    --
    Spoon not. Fork, or fork not. There is no spoon.
    1. Re:being pessimistic is the worst thing you can do by TheHonestTruth · · Score: 1

      No. Being pessimistic is the worst thing you can do. Saying "we're sunk" is worse than "uhhh... hmmmm" for the people that are neither optimists or pessimists. And optimists may hope for an unrealistic outcome. So while I'd rather have an optimist, I still think being a pessimist is the worst thing a lawyer can be.

      --

      I had a steady B+ in my AI class until I failed the Turing test...

  120. Re:Pushing down on me, pushing down on you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    whether you crack or not is irrelevant. YOU FAIL IT

  121. Re:Get some PRIORITIES! by kraada · · Score: 2, Funny

    Personally, I'm more a fan of "Back Door Sluts 9" than I am a fan of "Cracks Under Pressure" . . . but then, maybe that's just me . . .

  122. Wait for this to be misinterpreted. by AndyChrist · · Score: 1

    "They are a familiar but puzzling force in the workplace, perpetually functioning in overdrive to meet a punishing schedule or a demanding boss. To colleagues, these men and women may seem simply like workaholics. But psychologists who study them call them resilient, or hardy,"

    Resilience will become a new buzzword. It will become an excuse to have fewer employees with more work. This works out even better if you aren't paying for their health insurance, so watch for that to go away even more than it has been.

    Whoohoo!

    1. Re:Wait for this to be misinterpreted. by jjoyce · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'd like to hear what these people's spouses and kids think of their "resilience". They'd probably use a different word, probably one like "selfishness".

  123. Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You paint D&D figurines and build furniture? At least smokers have an excuse for their anti-social behavior.

  124. well... by maxpublic · · Score: 1

    ...I pick up my gun and start shooting things. Does this count as 'thriving' or 'cracking'?

    Max

    --
    My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
  125. Wrong Person, Wrong Job by Scud · · Score: 1

    While at the Goodyear plant in Lincoln Neb, I was involved with the startup on a cold feed extruder-calendar line.

    My "replacement" was a nice guy who would show up from time to time to see what I was up to. On one of these trips I'm showing him how a piece of the code works (PLC ladder logic) and he "fat-fingers" my program and brings the machine to a halt :)

    He then looks at me and says, "I've got to go, I can't be out here when the machine is broken". And he left.

    I fixed his screwup, apologized to the production guys, and restarted the machine. It wasn't any big deal.

    When it came time to assign a permanent engineer to the equipment Goodyear picked him over me simply on the basis that he had a degree and I didn't (his was in Physiology).

    After three months he was showing up drunk, after six he was gone.

    It was a shame, he was a nice guy who should have never been put in this position.

    John

    --
    I dream in binary.
  126. The adventures of Greggary Peccary... by curious.corn · · Score: 1

    Oh, here comes Greggery, Little Greggery Peccary, The nocturnal gregarious Wild swine... (and so on... you really should listen to the real thing...) FZ

    --
    Mi domando chi à il mandante di tutte le cazzate che faccio - Altan
    1. Re:The adventures of Greggary Peccary... by curious.corn · · Score: 1

      It's rude to self reply but check this out; it's an exegesis on Frank Zappa's Studio Tan composition "The Adventures of Greggery Peccary"...

      --
      Mi domando chi à il mandante di tutte le cazzate che faccio - Altan
  127. Re:Gasp! Corporate Media Glorifies Velvet Sweatsho by Old+Telco+Guy · · Score: 1

    Where's your work ethic, man?!

    Heh... just kidding. I just loved your post and would have loved to see you discuss "work ethic." See, the phrase "work ethic" is one of my hot button phrases. I hear it all the time in upper management:

    Her: "How's John's work ethic?"

    Him: "Slipping. We had an all hands meeting Sunday morning and he wasn't there for the team."

    Her: "Okay, well we have the headcount reduction for the stock uptick pre-Q3."

    Him: "Gotcha."

    I mean - VOMIT! Since when did we (speaking for the U.S. here) become such a fascist bunch of morons? Was it when the Japanese started building those odd but surprisingly robust vehicles while ours rusted on the assembly line? Did we look at their slavering masses doing jumping jacks in the company courtyard at 6am and feel a twinge of fear that somehow we were getting softer, less competitive, less virile?

    When, dear reader, did we sacrifice our families, our communities and our freedoms for that bitter bitter pill called "work ethic"???!?!?

  128. Hi, I Am a Geek and... by Cruxus · · Score: 1

    It is true that I break down easily under even the smallest application of pressure. If I have two things to work on at the same time, stress! If my boss has an anal retentive personality, stress and more stress! If something goes wrong, I assume I'm somehow at least marginally at fault; ergo, more stress!

    My solution is to go through the day, sitting in front of a computer and reading Slashdot.

    --
    On vit, on code et puis on meurt.
  129. I'm Not Lazy... by d41d8cd98f00b204e980 · · Score: 0

    I Just Don't Give A Damn.

  130. Re:Gasp! Corporate Media Glorifies Velvet Sweatsho by rookkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    On one side we have those who want the United States to adopt the social-based work structures of western Europe. Maximum hours-per-week limits, six weeks of vacation per year (plus holidays, plus sick days), and guaranteed year-long maternity leave is what humanity should strive for.

    On the other hand, we have pundits crying that outsourcing our jobs to eastern Asia is a natural result of how lazy Americans have become. To its proponents, outsourcing is capitalism at its finest. As long as someone else is willing to work more/harder for the same amount of money, the invisible hand prefers those who work more.

    If we favor a social-based approach, we welcome downtime and life away from work at the cost of making cheap-labor markets look more enticing. If we favor outsourcing, it looks like we lose domestic jobs unless we work harder. Therefore, outsourcing convinces Americans to work harder to avoid losing every thing to others.

    So, which side are we to favor? Working less seems nice, but is it viable?

  131. Re:Gasp! Corporate Media Glorifies Velvet Sweatsho by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know what. Some of those folks in Europe have really taken that "laiser faire" work ethic too far though. I'm frequetnly confronted with weeks long waits for replies to emails that were next-day important when they can from the European end, but replies the the same thread take 4-ever... a little stress would do some folks good.

  132. Going Postal by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

    These dudes sure didn't thrive for long.

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  133. I will swordfight any of you slackers! by gelfling · · Score: 1

    I start @ stress. I idle @ tense. I cruise @ crisis. I shine in meltdown mode. When everyone else is going insane I find the quiet black core of inner peace.

    Hand me the sword I'll make it gleam with my enemy's blood. I will sing an aria whilst standing on the skulls of the gore drenched fallen.

  134. What's this have to do with anything by metalhed77 · · Score: 1

    What in the hell does this have to do with the kind of stress in the story. I appreciate these 'cool things you've done' but what's this have to do with this story?

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    1. Re:What's this have to do with anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was an interesting post, and it has to do with stress. What's wrong with that?

  135. This is a bunch of BS by legweak · · Score: 1

    MY employees don't mind a bit that I oppress them and cause them to work unexpected long hours on Fridays and Saturdays and take away their privileges and basic human rights and ability to belch outloud without being flogged.

    Do you, guys? Guys? Hello - wait, NO, OH CRAP, HELP ME (gag) BLA GLERP HEW SS SSSS S (yack) BLEW

    (die)

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  136. one letter off... by jerde · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else read this as "Do you thrive for crack under pressure?"

    For a minute there, I thought /. had really gone off the deep end...

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  137. I just hate working by burdalane · · Score: 1

    When I'm under pressure, I don't crack, I just ignore it. I don't care whether my work matters because I hate working. Right now I'm starting my own business, but I only work about two hours a day, which may be why my business has not made a penny yet in over a year.

  138. Stupid headline by GungaDan · · Score: 1

    I thrive on both crack and pressure.

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  139. Re:Gasp! Corporate Media Glorifies Velvet Sweatsho by Cryofan · · Score: 1

    "are you by any chance a lawyer?"

    I am working on it....

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  140. Thrive or Crack? well, what kind of pressure? by nusratt · · Score: 1

    If I perceive it as arbitrary PHB-induced pressure, I resent it and don't respond well.
    I don't "crack", but I *have* been known to wash my hands of it and just walk away,
    or to deflect the pressure's internal effects by deciding to ignore it and to proceed stolidly.

    OTOH, if I perceive it as situational -- "can't be helped, shit happens, no one's fault" -- then it's "hey, time to be a hero", and I thrive.

  141. i use crack by trendescape · · Score: 0

    under pressure...

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    1. Re:i use crack by The+MESMERIC · · Score: 1

      so you thrive on crack? is it really addictive or ppl are just exagerating? willpower i say only the weak gets hooked gonna give it a try

  142. Re:Gasp! Corporate Media Glorifies Velvet Sweatsho by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that you, Chomsky!?

  143. Oh no.. by Adam9 · · Score: 1

    You must work for Life Gem.

  144. The nature of stress by nandu_prahlad · · Score: 1

    I think it is very important that we categorize the kinds of stresses that people deal with. Some stresses are good for us and help us become stronger. Stresses of these nature tend to be of a shorter duration. It's those stresses that last for a long duration that are debilitating. The interesting thing is that it is not the magnitude of the stress that is important, but rather the duration. You might have to work crazy hours for a single week in order to add a cool new feature for a product. But when the job's done you are happy. More often than not they tend to be enjoyable learning experiences. Short term stresses like these no matter how highly intensive ,are welcome. If however you go to a job each day unable to get rid of the tiny little feeling in your head that you'd be happier doing something else, then even though the job may not be all that stressful, one can end up severely depressed. Recognize this fact. Nobody is invincible. Everybody has their breaking point. One of the famous torture techniques is to put a man in a pitch dark room with no sensory stimulation except for the sound of a dripping faucet. To most of us it is a minor irritant. But a week in that state can break any man. We sometimes hear stories of people committing suicide for apparently silly reasons. You hear kids commiting suicide because their parents refused to buy them a video game or people commiting suicide cuz of a bad breakup. People are too quick to judge them and mock them. However painful a breakup may be nobody kills themselves over it. It's silly. It is the cumulative effect of all the miserable experiences that they have had in their life that has driven them to it. The breakup was just the trigger. It's not the sudden flash flood that grinds the rock, but rather the slow drip of water over a sustained period of time. Sorry if my post was long winded, but I just wanted to illustrate the fact that you can never conquer stress. Given enough time, no matter how puny the stress, it can destroy you. Everyone breaks. Everyone.

  145. Re:Gasp! Corporate Media Glorifies Velvet Sweatsho by pebs · · Score: 1

    So that is the Brave New Workplacein America. But that is not the workplace in France, and many other countries in Europe, where 35 hours per week is the mandated maximum work week, and where everyone gets 4 to 6 weeks of time off.

    Oh, please.. Europeans are mostly a bunch of lazy fucks who don't get anything done. They should hardly be considered a good example.

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  146. What an idiot... by evilviper · · Score: 1

    "Some of it is genetic, some of it is how you were raised, and some it is just your personality," said Dr. Bruce McEwen, director of COP-OUTS at Rockefeller University.

    They couldn't possibly make it more obvious that they have absolutely no idea what the real cause it... Just say it's caused by a little bit of everything, and completely avoid specifics, then when you are proven completely wrong, you can't possibly be that far off.

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  147. What's the problem? by khallow · · Score: 1

    I don't see your problem. People aren't forced to work. And why should we have a government program to cover for the presumed lack of foresight of US citizens? I personally don't need a European-style safety net and I don't see why I should pay for someone else to slack off. Shielding people from "overwork" and "sweatshop environments" is another waste of time. At least in the US, jobs are plentiful enough that you can pick and chose.

  148. Re:Gasp! Corporate Media Glorifies Velvet Sweatsho by evilviper · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Working less seems nice, but is it viable?

    Yes. It will require legislation, but so will anything else.

    With outsourcing, you're job can go to someone who can live on pennies per-day. Do you possibly think you can make that up by working harder? Unless you've been completely useless up to this point, there's no way you can work an order of magnitude harder... So working harder isn't even a real option.
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  149. Nobody here gets it... by evilviper · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's incredibly obvious that nobody here knows anyone who works well under pressure.

    You can call this article a piece of corporate propoganda if you like, I don't disagree completely, but you can't disregard the facts it points out. There are people like that, and I happen to be one of them. What's annoying is that everyone here has their own strange BS ideas.

    I'm not a procrastinator. I don't need to have pressure put on me to work at all. I'm not someone who just forgets about my work when I go home either... I can keep thinking of a problem I am having at work, and not be stressed-out about it at all.

    I don't have any solid answers as to why I can handle stress well. I think it may be more active than anything else. Once in a while, stress will get to me, and I'll start making mistakes. All I have to do is recognize that, think to myself that feeling the pressure isn't going to help, and just relax for a few seconds. That's all it takes, even when the stress is overwhelming... Recognize that your instinct to feel bad isn't necessary, and isn't useful, and you can handle anything.

    It's really about nerves. Even before big performances, I don't show any signs of being nervous. Again, in the most extreme of situations, I'll start to show just the very smallest signs, but I can just focus and all the pressure goes away.

    It may be linked to work ethic. I also happen to be the kind of person who will work at full-speed, even when getting very tired, practially until I fall over... Then, when everything is done, I go home, and just kick-back for a few minutes, and I'm ready to go again. Even when I'm very hungry, I don't get distracted, and I don't slow down.

    Not trying to say what a wonderful person I am, just that there certainly are people who handle stress well, and the misconceptions in this discussion are immense.

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  150. Re:Gasp! Corporate Media Glorifies Velvet Sweatsho by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ever been to Europe? I think not. Try visiting this place, while it's still legal for a US person to travel abroad without being a member of one of the two Parties.

  151. I have a better explanation. by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

    All people hate working under pressure. It's just some people are in the positions where they can't be threatened by it, and the results of work do not depend on what they do, so they can do the busywork 20 hours per day, and be satisfied, knowing that it will be rewarded even if it contributes nothing positive to the end result, all the while putting real pressure on people who do the work for them.

    So they "thrive under pressure" simply because they are worthless parasites.

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  152. Not necessarily... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Underutilized employees are in all likelihood unnecesssary- which means they're a waste of money, right?"

    In many situations the systems run by themselves most of the time, so employees want an SA that knows the system and is available at the drop of hat in case there is a problem that requires immedite attention.

    It seems like such a guy is doing nothing, but the peace of mind he provides to a business relying on technology more than justifies for his salary and apparent idleness.

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  153. Re:Gasp! Corporate Media Glorifies Velvet Sweatsho by MickLinux · · Score: 1

    Well, it began pre-world-war-II, about the same time as it became popular to classify gene types, and classify some people as superior, others as inferior.

    In a way, it began with the slaver attitude, way back in the 16th century.

    In a way, it began before history began. Fascism is simply one way of saying "I justify myself using force to take what I want, and destroy whom I want." That tendency exists in us all.

    Nonetheless, outright fascism in America began when we saw the part our factories played in the successful WWII war effort.

    Note that we had a fairly strong economy, because most people were just in their business dealings. In turn, if you asked them why they were just, it would probably have come back to the fact that they were more interested in following their understanding of Christianity (under the Great Awakening, partly), than they were in succeeding at business.

    Following Christianity made them want to do a good job in all things; thus it gave them a well-balanced work ethic.

    However, our Congress, in making a false god out of a strong economy, then turned around and set up a false god of consumerism for the people.

    Likewise, they set up the work ethic as a false god for workers, in the hopes of getting an even better economic performance out of them.

    That drove the "American Dream", in which each person feels that they have an inherent right to more luxury than their neighbors and their parents. Therefore, if they don't have that luxury, they are justified in begging, borrowing, stealing, ignoring resposibilities, or destroying others to get what they want.

    That in turn is fostering a violent business attitude which will in turn destroy the economy.

    Meanwhile, the workers who ignore their familial responsibilities are raising disaffected, violent children who will have a greater tendency to war.

    That, in turn, likely will cause us to go to war with murderous intent and without the economy or the will to win, resulting in us losing catastrophically.

    Just the way the Nazis and Japanese did.

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  154. Uh? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    "In my law school classes,... " etc.

    Those are not lawyers buddy, they are law students.

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    1. Re:Uh? by TheHonestTruth · · Score: 1

      Yeah... so? Given that guesstimating 70% of them go on to pass the bar, they'll be lawyers. And not in some far distant future; in a year or two. What's your point?

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  155. Not true. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    In most productivity statistics one can find many Europeans come higher than USians.

    Europeans in general slack less and produce more in their work hours. US people are quite productive but are a few notches below most European countries.

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  156. Are you a female? by BrainGumbo · · Score: 0

    Because your post comes off as petty bitching.

    Maybe some young, impressionable girl will read that post, or the thousands of sentiments just like it available anywhere, and assume it is a natural, female thing to bitch.

    That way, the whole world can continue to perpetuate the idiotic, caveman idea that a person's tendancy toward "petty bitching" is somehow tied to their reproductive organs.

    All this time I thought those were for making babies.

    chump.

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  157. Don't think so by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    As was pointed before, there's a difference between stress and pressure. And I really don't think _anyone_ thrives under a PHB which produces just stress.

    E.g., the kind of example you give is the prime one. Keep telling someone that he's a no good loser and his job might as well be outsourced, and you'll only cause stress and a morale drop. Force someone to do long hours, and _then_ tell them they're still not good enough, you cause an even bigger morale drop.

    I've worked with such people, and I have friends which worked with such people. I do remember one case when such a PHB caused a mass resignation of all programmers and designers at the same time. But I really don't remember anyone thriving on it.

    Now there are people you can scare into working harder, by playing on their insecurities. People who are complexed and/or terminally scared of losing their job, for example. (I know someone, for example, who is wrongly convinced that he's too old to get hired in IT any more, so he lets the boss overwork him and verbally abuse him all day long.) But they won't thrive on it. They'll work harder all right, but then they'll just get stressed and sick like everyone else.

    There are positive ways to _motivate_ someone into working harder. That's pressure. The key is to work on _raising_ morale, not on lowering it.

    (And for the PHB's in the audience, that doesn't mean mandatory pointless meetings. Those never actually raise morale.)

    E.g., among us nerds (and especially among young ones) some praise and recognition goes a _very_ long way. Lots of people overwork themselves every day just because they know someone will notice.

    E.g., speaking of recognition, it always goes a long way to know that the rewards or praise are based on merit, not on nepotism or PC criteria. Seeing the most competent guy/girl be the first fired, and the biggest catastrophe _and_ slacker get promoted, is one way to drive morale down all the way.

    E.g., if you give people the impression that the company cares about them, some of them will care for the company in return.

    E.g., a sense of purpose also goes a long way. Working on some pointless collection of buzzwords that marketting thought up, and makes no sense, is not much fun. On the other hand, knowing that someone actually needs that program and for what, you'd be surprised what that can do.

    E.g., honest feedback and bidirectional communication can do a whole lot. Again, I don't mean pointless ego-masturbation meetings, I mean actual communication. Even if someone has an unreasonable objection, do take the time to explain honestly why it can't be done. (Even if it's "we ran out of budget" or "I said the same thing, but the client really wants that feature anyway." It shows the boss is on your side, after all.)

    Etc, etc, etc.

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  158. Re:Gasp! Corporate Media Glorifies Velvet Sweatsho by Old+Telco+Guy · · Score: 1

    So maybe the fall of the American empire would be a good thing. Today's Romans enjoy a healthier and more pleasant lifestyle than America does.

  159. Re:Gasp! Corporate Media Glorifies Velvet Sweatsho by pebs · · Score: 1

    Ever been to Europe? I think not. Try visiting this place, while it's still legal for a US person to travel abroad without being a member of one of the two Parties.

    Yes I have, many times. I love Europe, actually, and wouldn't mind moving to some of the countries there.

    Workers there have a lot of protections which make it difficult for employers to get them to work. I know a lot of people working as managers in places like Belgium and Netherlands that have terrible problems getting the lazy schmucks to do anything. They take sick days constantly (there is no limit, whenever they want) and don't get any work done, but you can't fire them because there are protections in place that prevent it.

    I guess people will abuse any system when they can...

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  160. Europe != office worker's paradise by firefarter · · Score: 1

    I noticed that one of the employees in the article is in the architectural business.
    My gf is doing an internship at a studio, often working 50h weeks for 350 a month and no vacation or benefits. She's competing with graduated architects which offer to work for free because it's so hard to get work. He coworkers burn the midnight oil and push 60h week.
    This is in Germany, where the average working week is 49,5 hours.

    My mother is 57 and unemployed. Next year she might be forced to work for 1 per hour.

    Socialism my ass.

    1. Re:Europe != office worker's paradise by Cryofan · · Score: 1

      Whoa! I heard that reforms were looming in Germany, but i had no idea it was this bad! But, I know that MANY times I have read of how Germans work about 1600 hours per years, as compared to 1850-2000 for Americans. How do you explain the discrepancy between these widely published statistics and your and your girlfriend's experiences?

      I see on your blog you had to pay 200 EU for glasses. WTF? I thought Germans had socialized healthcare???

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    2. Re:Europe != office worker's paradise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Socialized health care does not mean that everything is free... I think that you have been brainwashed by "the grass is greener" syndrome...

  161. I Thrive On CRACK! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Crack! Crack! Gimme gimme gimme CRACK!