"And then the old man's kids came. The robot remembered them and began to cry. But the tears short circuited the robot and he died and fell onto the kids. And none of them lived..."
Hope that doesn't happen!
True BOFH style would be one that makes your computer send porn images of your wife to the entire office and send 100 copies to The Boss and The CEO...
Open source wasn't mainstream until after 1995. Before then, Linux was the realm of geeks and technical gurus, and the majority of computer (l)users were Windows Oh-Look-It's-Asking-Me-What-To-Do! Drones. Open source was beyond their limited knowledge of the computer.
This is Fileplanet.
"160MB Download: Complete in 1 hour 37 minutes."
This is Fileplanet on Dialup.
"160MB Download: Complete in 1 year 37 weeks."
Any questions?
Too bad.
I prefer plain text-ads. They are actually descriptive instead of flashing banners that go like "KLIK HEER 2 GIT PHREE PRON!" or "CLICK HERE FOR CABLE DESCRAMBLERS!!!!". I tune out the banners/popups, but sometimes I read the text ones. Plus, stuff like Xupiter can't piggyback on plain-text ads.
I've seen some newsgroups that died that still recieve spam every day, even though nobody has posted or looked at it in 1-2 years. You'd think spammers would know when nobody wants Viagra because the group's been abandoned. Maybe groups that died except for spam should be shut down?
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"And then the old man's kids came. The robot remembered them and began to cry. But the tears short circuited the robot and he died and fell onto the kids. And none of them lived..." Hope that doesn't happen!
I don't feel like watching it. It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
SCO sounds a lot like the RIAA... maybe they'll merge into the SCAA?
Oh well. Guess I won't have to write "Ctrl+Alt+Del" on my plunger...
What the #@%^ is a gigawatt!?
True BOFH style would be one that makes your computer send porn images of your wife to the entire office and send 100 copies to The Boss and The CEO...
Can I try? Windows sucks through Annoyances! It's a great new Linux but can it run X? In Soviet Russia, the hackers logs onto you! I'm so bored.
Open source wasn't mainstream until after 1995. Before then, Linux was the realm of geeks and technical gurus, and the majority of computer (l)users were Windows Oh-Look-It's-Asking-Me-What-To-Do! Drones. Open source was beyond their limited knowledge of the computer.
Which in turn was stolen from a quote.
He'd be pretty good probably. He can kick really good and you can't really knock him down. Too bad he's a little slow.
Read the article. It's a robot soccer tournament, not the new Robocop movie.
I think Brown Screen of Dookie sounds better.
Would it clog and force you to use the "Ctrl+Alt+Delete Plunger"?
This is Fileplanet. "160MB Download: Complete in 1 hour 37 minutes." This is Fileplanet on Dialup. "160MB Download: Complete in 1 year 37 weeks." Any questions? Too bad.
I prefer plain text-ads. They are actually descriptive instead of flashing banners that go like "KLIK HEER 2 GIT PHREE PRON!" or "CLICK HERE FOR CABLE DESCRAMBLERS!!!!". I tune out the banners/popups, but sometimes I read the text ones. Plus, stuff like Xupiter can't piggyback on plain-text ads.
I've seen some newsgroups that died that still recieve spam every day, even though nobody has posted or looked at it in 1-2 years. You'd think spammers would know when nobody wants Viagra because the group's been abandoned. Maybe groups that died except for spam should be shut down?
Barcodes would be a good way of keeping track of prisoners to see where they are and have been.
So does this mean we can create robots and stuff?