User: darth_MALL

Yarr! Eh?

On: Putting Canadian Piracy in Perspective

Gimmer Yer Loot! If it's not too much trouble! Yarr! Sorry!

Re:No Kidding

On: Morality — Biological or Philosophical?

I beg to differ.
I brought a lion to a party I went to once and that son of a bitch was anything but social.

Re:Why install Vista?

On: Quirks and Tips For Upgrading To Vista

Way to post a hilarious (and fresh) comment and no alternative solution. Comedy Gold.

Allegory

On: Captain America Dead at 66

The national ideal he represents is long since dead - makes sense to me...

Featuring the new EA Title

On: 'Over 30' Section For Games Stores?

GTHOML2007 (Get The Hell Off My Lawn)

My Dog Has No Nose!

On: Human Sense of Smell Underestimated

How Does He Smell?

Awful.

Great! US will be there in no time!

On: NASA Finds Evidence of Recent Flowing Water on Mars

Dinosaurs = Fossils = Fossil Fuels = INVASIO^H^H^HLIBERATION!

*Waves hand*

On: Wil Wheaton's GenCon SoCal Recap

You will never again speak badly of Hello magazine...

Christmas just wouldn't be the same

On: High-Tech Shopping In a Window Wonderland

without the disgraceful overindugence and commercialization!
Having said that - donate something to help out someone this year.

Re:Star Wars Virgin?

On: Star Wars Virgin Takes the Plunge

Oh, I've wasted my life....

Re:Wireless Digital Monitor

On: USB To Go Wireless

Let's see...
1600x1200 plus 24Bit colour...
carry the seven...


About $6,000 US

Re:Che Guevera was Castro's executioner!

On: Napster On the Block

Actually Pol Pot makes a pretty mean Tom Yum soup.

The lame hype and hyperbole was worth it

On: The Segway, Five Years Later

Just to see GWB face plant off one.
Comedy Gold.

Re:Star Trek

On: Star Trek PhD Thesis Wins Academic Prize

I don't recall watching Star Trek.

Oh, and tell your mother I said Hi.

Re:How can I be funny?

On: Borland Announces the Return of the Turbo Products, with Video

Make an obscure sexual reference to Bjarne Strousup.

Re:Fine by me...

On: ABC Wants DVR Fast Forwarding Disabled

I Dunno - Wide World of Lawn Bowling is pretty cool...

Easy win for MS

On: Lotus vs. SharePoint

MS has the advantage in that EVERYONE knows (more or less) how the office products work - Sharepoint is the same. No need to start from the ground up to learn the product. Market saturation has it's advantage - Get's me to thinking - is there a point of no hope in competing with Microsoft?

Re:Wishing upon a star...

On: Expected E3 Titles For Konami/LucasArts

Greed leads to hate which leads to anger which leads to .... Damnit - where was I going with this?

Re:Nah

On: Beginning SQL Server 2005 Express

I don't GET it.

Really I don't get it.

RV treatment?

On: VR Treatment for Lazy Eye

I fail to see how that can help me with my lazy eye...

Other health issues

On: Cosmic Radiation Speeds up Aging in Space?

Doesn't low/no gravity affect bone density as well? I think I'll skip the whole outer space thing. I already look 10 years older than I am. Gotta love those CRT tanlines.

No Baby! I swear it wasn't me!

On: Massive Porn Buyer Info Leak

It was the other Chester J. Winthrop-Montague III!

Ding!

On: AOL to Raise Dialup Prices

You've Got Inflation!

Re:Hopefully they'll do a better job

On: An IP Environmentalism for Culture and Knowledge?

It has for the makers of any product marketed as 'green friendly'

Hammer Revolution!?

On: Building the Godzilla of PVRs

Whatever happened to that guy?

-;
LOL it's a hammer.