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The Segway, Five Years Later

abb_road writes "The Segway was introduced with a promise to transform cities; BusinessWeek has an article on what the Segway has accomplished in 5 years, and how 'personal transportation,' and the company, have changed. From the article: 'The first Segway — a clean-running, technologically dumbfounding, fun-as-hell-to-ride device that was pretty much impossible to fall off of — was introduced to so much fanfare five years ago that the public-relations agency that helped engineer it still uses it as a case study in how to create a media frenzy. It may be an even better case study in media backlash. The initial euphoria had hardly worn off before a new consensus emerged: This was all much ado about a $5,000 scooter.'"

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  1. Cities redesigned by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does anyone have the list of the cities redesigned to accomodate the Segway?

    1. Re:Cities redesigned by musikit · · Score: 4, Informative

      Atlanta has a segway tour. it is near the Atlanta Underground.

    2. Re:Cities redesigned by Scaba · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just make up a list and add it to Wikipedia.

    3. Re:Cities redesigned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear the number of cities redesigned to use the Seway tripled in the last few months.

    4. Re:Cities redesigned by Svartalf · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, I don't know of any- right now, that is. Keeping mind that if you actually had some real
      range to the things instead of what they're limited to by current battery technology (In other
      words, if a fuel cell or a Stirling Cycle engine could be made as the energy source for the
      electronics instead of Li-Ion batteries so that the things have a 50-150 mile range instead of
      the 10 or so that they currently do...) then there might be some re-working done because they
      ARE quite impressive. As it stands, they do a tour of
      downtown Austin and San Antonio on them and it's supposed to be pretty popular.

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    5. Re:Cities redesigned by morie · · Score: 1

      So does Barcelona, but to say they redesigned the city would be reaching...

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    6. Re:Cities redesigned by Moby+Cock · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Paris has a Da Vinci Code Segway tour. It sounded like a great idea but it was absurdly expensive, so I never did it. Hardly a redesigned city, but pretty cool idea nonetheless.

    7. Re:Cities redesigned by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 1

      Segway is the airplane's canoe.

    8. Re:Cities redesigned by rblancarte · · Score: 5, Funny

      Does the banning by San Francisco count?

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    9. Re:Cities redesigned by the_wesman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Honestly ... I remember that quote about how cities would be re-designed around the thing - was anyone anywhere actually expecting something like that to happen in 5 years? it may be that cities will be re-designed better to accomodate these wheelie dealies, but certainly not for a long time - first, you've got to have enough of these things on the street to justify it, then the money, not to mention the time

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    10. Re:Cities redesigned by atokata · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ..but, think about the logistics of standing upright for 150 miles, at 12.5MPH. By my math, that'd be a twelve hour journey. Hope you're not trying to carry a heavy backpack the whole way.

    11. Re:Cities redesigned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Atlanta has a segway tour

      Yes siree, a Segway tour in one of the fattest states in the Union.

    12. Re:Cities redesigned by rblancarte · · Score: 2, Interesting

      While I agree with you that the 5 year window is a short amount of time to really see changes takes place due to Segway, I think it is enough time that we would have:

      a. seen major proliferation of the device
      b. seen plans made by cites to accomodate them (if they are not yet implimented)

      I will have to say that we certainly have NOT seen (a). I won't say (b) hasn't happened either, because my city hasn't done it, but others might have.

      Overall, I think that the comment was a very silly one.

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    13. Re:Cities redesigned by AzsxQuii · · Score: 1

      I could have really used one for the MTA strike back in Dec'05.

    14. Re:Cities redesigned by walt-sjc · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Keep in mind that most cities still miserably fail at handling wheelchair traffic despite many many more years working on it. Hell, I STILL see brand-new sidewalks that don't have ramps. The stupidity of that is astounding. Keep in mind that the ratio of wheelchair users to Segway users is something like 500,000 to 1.

    15. Re:Cities redesigned by waif69 · · Score: 1

      The Waterfront in Montreal, QC has a tour that you can take with the Segway, I think that a Segway rental is C$20/15 minutes.

    16. Re:Cities redesigned by s2jcpete · · Score: 1

      DC too, a couple of different ones.

    17. Re:Cities redesigned by Billosaur · · Score: 3, Funny

      Honestly ... I remember that quote about how cities would be re-designed around the thing - was anyone anywhere actually expecting something like that to happen in 5 years?

      Heck, they haven't even redesigned New York City to handle cars efficiently -- what made anyone think the Segway was going to force changes that millions of drivers couldn't?

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    18. Re:Cities redesigned by inKubus · · Score: 0

      Soviet Russia might that just be the next.

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    19. Re:Cities redesigned by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Bingo. My mom, for 20 years a traffic engineer, also likes to point out how under the ADA, intersections have to have ramps for wheelchairs. But they don't have to have sidewalks actually, you know, leading to those ramps. (!) So everywhere you see these little slopes at the corners of an intersection, which lead to ... grass. Brilliant, folks. Just brilliant.

      That also, of course, makes it more difficult to get where you want to go by walking, but I think that's kind of by design. One of the "perks" of a car-driven (ha, ha) lifestyle is so you can keep the drivel out, and your kids in. (note -- not a position I support, just mocking it here)

    20. Re:Cities redesigned by will_die · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not sure about the cities that redesigned themselves because of the Segway.
      However there are a bunch of cities that are probably forever changed by the Segway... they passed laws forbidding the use of electrical small personnel vehicles, Segways, electric bycycles,etc from being on the sidewalks.

    21. Re:Cities redesigned by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Apparently Vilnius also has one. They also have a Segway shop. Which is the only one I've seen in Europe so far. What it's doing in Lituania is a mystery to me...

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    22. Re:Cities redesigned by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Actually most cities fail miserably at accomodating *car* traffic (at least in Europe where they haven't been designed around them). I'd expect the Segway like devices to be taken into account somewhere around the 24th century at best.

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    23. Re:Cities redesigned by j79zlr · · Score: 1

      I've seen cops downtown Chicago on segways.

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    24. Re:Cities redesigned by Svartalf · · Score: 1

      In reality, I wasn't thinking in those terms. I was thinking more in terms of being able to go the full range of the
      current Segway (~3-5 miles) daily for a whole week or two without needing to go charge overnight- or double that distance
      in those same timeframes. In that context it becomes very useful- and if you can couple a non NOX/CO emitting power
      source with it, you can use it in warehouses, etc. for a LOT longer than you can now. It's not a modality for going that
      full range, and I wasn't envisioning it. What I was envisioning was more of a short haul commute device much like a
      bicycle is, but with greater realistic range possible than the bicycle possesses for most people. Right now, the Segway's
      mostly a neato gizmo. The few things it's being honestly put to it seems to do QUITE well at- but at it's price and
      it's range, it's going into the only places that it will ever go into unless something changes range, speed, etc.

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    25. Re:Cities redesigned by rucs_hack · · Score: 2, Funny

      In Soviet Russia, Cities...oh never mind....

    26. Re:Cities redesigned by irenaeous · · Score: 1

      And your point is ...?

      It may be amusing taht there are ramps that lead to grass, but if the City or a business newly built on that corner chooses to install sidewalks, then the ramp will be there.

      I don't know myself, but -- does the ramp cost more to build than a curb in the same location? If the cost is not a lot different, then why is it so much less than Brilliant to ask that ramps be installed, even on corners which do not have sidewalks, but could have in the not too distant future?

      Also -- how does the presence of a ramp make walking more difficult? Or are you refering to grass?

    27. Re:Cities redesigned by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      And your point is ...?

      That the various policies work against each other?

      If the cost is not a lot different, then why is it so much less than Brilliant to ask that ramps be installed, even on corners which do not have sidewalks, but could have in the not too distant future?

      It's not having ramps that I object to, it's that they obviously don't intend to ever put a sidewalk there, so the ramps are kind of an empty gesture.

      Also -- how does the presence of a ramp make walking more difficult? Or are you refering to grass?

      Take a wild, wild guess there, kid.

    28. Re:Cities redesigned by robertjw · · Score: 1

      Funny comment, but a good point.

      One of my frustrations with the US is the lack of efforts by most of our cities to make transportation easy and convenient. How great would it be if you could ride the train into a city, get off and rent a Segway for the afternoon. No, instead they just build more overpassess and bypasses.

    29. Re:Cities redesigned by xtermz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Philadelphia has many streets designed before cars were around, so the segway is a very good fit. Unfortunately at the price of a small car, most people aren't buying them.

      Market a segway for less than 1,000USD and even I'll buy one

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    30. Re:Cities redesigned by abradsn · · Score: 1

      I'm just going to point out how much of an exageration that is, so please don't think that I believe you mean that 24th century comment literally. I mainly just thought it would be fun to list some of these ideas. 3 centuries ago, people were still battling with swords, there were no airplanes, computers, or cars. There was no electricity to speak of. Chemistry and physics had not really been worked out. Biology too. The world had not been mapped out by everyone. There were no sattelites or communications network. 3 centuries from now will be just as different. Computers or chips that communicate with computers will be implanted or worn on the body. This will allow immediate access to information (reminds me of who am I talking with, buy stuff instantly by walking out of the store with it, call a friend instantly, start the food cooking or order it on your way home, keyless access to everything that needed a key before) Homes will probably be on average smaller. Bussinesses will be more closely packed together. Air purifying machines will be necessary. Water will become more of a commodity. Space travel will be quite a bit more routine. We'll likely have visited more than one planet in our solar system by then. Better medicine, longer lives. Fully immersive entertainment will probably be the biggest change. How do I know all this? I'm from the future!!! Just kidding. It's mostly fairly obvious, and most of it will likely have in the next century and a half. The biggest (not necessarily the most important changes) will be unknown until they occur. Of course this is all predicated on not having a lot of major wars getting in the way of technological advancement for the well being of everyone. We'll see.

    31. Re:Cities redesigned by pedalman · · Score: 1
      Actually most cities fail miserably at accomodating *car* traffic (at least in Europe where they haven't been designed around them). I'd expect the Segway like devices to be taken into account somewhere around the 24th century at best.
      Hell; by that time, we should well have plenty of these.
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    32. Re:Cities redesigned by MrMonty · · Score: 1

      Walt Disney World's
      EPCOT
      Experimental Protype City Of Tomorrow

      Some of the "Cast Members" ride around on them and they do tours. I'm sure they had to do some redesigning to accomodate them.

      Monty

    33. Re:Cities redesigned by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      I agree. The general mentality is that if the roads are clogged, why, make 'em wider! Which is on the right track, but forget that the road is always there. So when people quickly realize how much faster the commute is, so they build houses farther out, and when everyone does this, the road becomes just as congested as before. I almost wonder if people really evaluate the opportunity cost of having to spend so much on a commute, and if the two hour commute is *really* worse than a bus ride, which would actually be quicker if they put realistic peak hour prices on the roads.

    34. Re:Cities redesigned by evilneko · · Score: 1

      And just how many Mr. Fusions did you burn up getting back here? ;)

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    35. Re:Cities redesigned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually the comment: "In Soviet Russia, cities redesign you" is pretty inciteful. It's what they really tried to do and part of why it so sucked to be living there.

    36. Re:Cities redesigned by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      I remember that quote about how cities would be re-designed around the thing

      This idea was completely over the top. Cities weren't even re-designed for automobiles - new cities were designed around them, but existing cities were not redesigned (that's why driving downtown is always a mess in most places.)

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    37. Re:Cities redesigned by robertjw · · Score: 1

      So when people quickly realize how much faster the commute is, so they build houses farther out, and when everyone does this, the road becomes just as congested as before.

      The problem isn't that the houses are farther out - if the population just moved further there wouldn't be any additional traffic. The issue is the larger roads allow more people to get into the same area. MORE houses are built further out, but no industrial/heavy commercial is build nearby so everyone uses the roads.

      I imagine the number of people riding the bus or taking the train is some kind of function of the road congestion. Where public transportation is available, as the commute takes longer more and more people take the bus. In my circumstance, I live in a city of nearly 100,000 people. It's MUCH faster for me to drive to work than it is to take the bus. Until the routes are improved, or traffic congestion becomes a real problem I'll continue to drive.

    38. Re:Cities redesigned by krakelohm · · Score: 1

      Not quite as big as Paris, but Anchorage Alaska has Segway tours as well.

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    39. Re:Cities redesigned by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't that the houses are farther out - if the population just moved further there wouldn't be any additional traffic. The issue is the larger roads allow more people to get into the same area. MORE houses are built further out, but no industrial/heavy commercial is build nearby so everyone uses the roads.

      Well, yeah, that's essentially what I said. I didn't mean just people along the road move out there; other people do too, which puts a bigger load on the part nearest the central city.

      I imagine the number of people riding the bus or taking the train is some kind of function of the road congestion. Where public transportation is available, as the commute takes longer more and more people take the bus. In my circumstance, I live in a city of nearly 100,000 people. It's MUCH faster for me to drive to work than it is to take the bus. Until the routes are improved, or traffic congestion becomes a real problem I'll continue to drive.

      Well, as long as everyone can use the road for free, it will usually be faster, even in a big city, to drive rather than use the bus, so the congestion isn't much of an impetus, except for people who can smuggle a nap in on the way to work. Certainly, if *everyone* (or most) rode a bus, that would ease congestion and reduce commute time. But how do you get everyone to act in lockstep like that? If market rates were charged for peak use, they would choose buses automatically.

    40. Re:Cities redesigned by kz45 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women"

      Is this quote changed to be PC or something?

    41. Re:Cities redesigned by fyngyrz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ...only if a canoe was priced 10x higher than any sensible person would consider paying.

      Seriously. $5000 ??? $500, sure, $1000 maybe, $1500, probably not. You don't price a machine you want to "revolutionize" transportation at the same cost as a decent motorcycle (or more than a scooter) when you can't offer even a fraction of the benefits of the motorcycle or scooter. The Segway is ultra slow, totally thieve-worthy at five grand a pop, unable to deal with weather, too slow in traffic and not meant for it anyway, single-user, baggage crippled, short-range, annoying to pedestrians... frankly, aside from the gimmick (it balances... hoo hoo) I simply don't see the appeal.

      What we *need* is an electric car that is affordable, quick, baggage-capable, carries passengers, has decent range (300...400 miles or so) and can recharge in a few minutes. Ultracapacitors are at about 1/10th the energy levels required for this right now, and my guess is that within ten years, they'll be right in the "zone." Barring something *actually* revolutionary (like antigravity!), pavement and car-class transportation isn't going anywhere.

      Fact: Revolutions are made by people. Not by marketing declarations.

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    42. Re:Cities redesigned by the_wesman · · Score: 1

      no.

      Homer: [sleepy] Must...protect...sugar. Thieves everywhere. The strong
                    must protect the sweet...the sweet...[snores]
      Marge: [walking out] Homer?
      Homer: [with a Spanish accent] In America, first you get the sugar, then
                    you get the power, then you get the women...[snores]
      Marge: Homer...Homer!
      Homer: Wha...what?
      Marge: I want you to forget about guarding the stupid sugar! You're
                    being completely paranoid.
      Homer: Oh, am I? Am I really? Ah ha!
                      [Pulls a man from behind the pile]
      Thief: [holds teacup and saucer] Hello.
      Homer: All right, pal: where'd you get the sugar for that tea?
      Thief: I nicked it when you let your guard down for that split second,
                    and I'd do it again. [sips tea] Goodbye.
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    43. Re:Cities redesigned by atrocious+cowpat · · Score: 1

      "... they passed laws forbidding the use of electrical small personnel vehicles,..."

      *Must* *not* *make* *Brazil* *reference*...*must* *not* *make* *Brazil* .... oops. Sorry.

      ;)

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    44. Re:Cities redesigned by robertjw · · Score: 1

      Well, as long as everyone can use the road for free, it will usually be faster, even in a big city, to drive rather than use the bus, so the congestion isn't much of an impetus, except for people who can smuggle a nap in on the way to work.

      Bus generally isn't faster to travel since they use the same roads, but in congested areas you also have to take parking into account. Trains (subways, trolleys, etc..) are better yet. Look at places like New York or London. Many people don't even own cars because driving and parking is such a nightmare and a decent public transportation system is available. These places have become so congested that people don't even bother to drive.

      In my case driving to work takes about 15 minutes. Riding the bus would take well over an hour. The local city government is considering stopping bus service altogether because no one uses it. I would prefer that they actually create bus routes people want to use, but there is still no guarantee that anyone will use it.

    45. Re:Cities redesigned by omeomi · · Score: 1

      Does anyone have the list of the cities redesigned to accomodate the Segway?

      I've seen the Chicago police on Segways, and there are some Segway-based tours of the city. Never been on one, though.

    46. Re:Cities redesigned by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Personally I think the cost of making everything whellchair accessible far outweighs the benefits.

    47. Re:Cities redesigned by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      If I were a tax payer in Chicago, I'd be outraged. What a waste. Lets make it so those fat donut eaters walk even less. Brilliant.

    48. Re:Cities redesigned by fmoliveira · · Score: 1

      Even if the car were slower, it would still be better than being compressed with other people filling like sardine in a can, eventually smelling someone else vomit in the ground, and being shaken like hell in an old bus, in a road full of holes.

    49. Re:Cities redesigned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    50. Re:Cities redesigned by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      I believe it. I'm just saying, if roads were literally priced so that what is now "rush hour" weren't much different from the rest of the day, it would be economically feasible for there to be classier bus lines you could ride. Public buses suck. On this, I agree, but you shouldn't take it as an indictment of bus transportation itself.

    51. Re:Cities redesigned by atokata · · Score: 1

      Heh, actually, I realized that's what you meant as I was thinking about this later in the day. Sorry, didn't mean to be flippant, just misunderstood your statement.

    52. Re:Cities redesigned by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

      True, but I wasn't advocating that. I'm comparing the work done to make basic sidewalks usable via wheelchairs versus sidewalks usable via Segway. It's quite common to have a power pole in the middle of a sidewalk without enough room for a wheelchair to get around, a lack or ramps, seriously degraded pavement that is nearly impassable, etc. The US alone has spent BILLIONS on that effort and has very little to show for it. I would serioulsy doubt that more than 25% of sidewalks are usable on average. In my area, it's more like 5%.

      Then you have issues like cars / trucks blocking sidewalks, massive throngs of people at an intersection, etc.

      My point is that if we have done so badly with wheelchairs, we have no hope at all for Segways or other electric scooters on sidewalks. "Redesign a city?" Nonsense. Never gonna happen - even if the desire was there.

    53. Re:Cities redesigned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about pedestrian-friendly urban planning? Eco-friendly transportation is a good step and all, but sensible urban planning is even better.

    54. Re:Cities redesigned by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      No surprise. They're probably planning to build some expensive new Segway-only bridges in Alaska. It wouldn't surprise a lot of us...

    55. Re:Cities redesigned by Abreu · · Score: 1

      Your city might want to use a system like this one:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metrob%C3%BAs

      Cheaper than building a subway line, and it reduced my commute by half...

      It works with articulated buses on dedicated lanes on Insurgentes Avenue, which is possibly still the longest urban avenue in the world. It is paid by proximity smartcard, the cost of a one-way ride is aprox. $0.33USD

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    56. Re:Cities redesigned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Does anyone have the list of the cities redesigned to accomodate the Segway?
      I'll never believe our Great Visionary, Steve Jobs, again. I still have a hard time believing he made this claim.
    57. Re:Cities redesigned by abradsn · · Score: 1

      After this, I'm going back to 1985, to welcome my time traveling overlords!!! :)

    58. Re:Cities redesigned by Crunchie+Frog · · Score: 1
      The benefits to whom?

      Honestly i kind of understand the point youre trying to make, but you're not the target audience for wheelchair accessability mods are you. I think people in wheelchairs are.

      If i was feeling outraged!!! (imk not really, just bored) by your comment, i might suggest that its only a step away from "Personally I think the cost of keeping people in wheelchairs alive far outweighs the benefits"

      Then again maybe your joking, in which case I LOL'ed.

      Maybe im joking too. i dunno

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    59. Re:Cities redesigned by krakelohm · · Score: 1

      No actually it would surprise quite a few people because most have no clue what you are talking about. Remember they are all our elected officials. Steven's is a dork no doubt about it, just like 90% of the rest of them, Democraps and Repooplicans... they are all the same.

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    60. Re:Cities redesigned by Wry+Cooter · · Score: 1

      If you could truly cover 12 miles of touring in an hour (The top segways speed), such segway tourism could make some sense for the time constrained tourist. The thing is, the tours are always on the segways slow setting, barely faster than walking speed, to prevent accidents.

      Without RTFA, I can tell you that people can still manage to get themselves thown off of a segway, which is why the new model uses leaning for steering, instead of wrist twisting.

      Segways were not introduced at 5 thousand.. more like half that price... it is just that they have been modded up to that price range.

      The big problem with them is, they were designed to replace the driving automobiles for medium distances-- they were not intended to replace walking, or prevent exercise.

      Bikes take up more of a parking footprint, and get stolen because they are left outside. Ideally, the segway city would have people bring their segway in and park it next to their desk, or stow in a locker, and would be for people who lived within 12 miles of work or so, that did not mind an hour commute.

      A motorized Razor, that one could fold and put in a backpack, would be cheaper and handier. Mass Transit that people would actually use would be handier.

    61. Re:Cities redesigned by Cheetahfeathers · · Score: 1

      Similar can be said about a lot of places. "In Corporate America, schools and media redesign you!"

      I live pretty close to Silicon Valley. I've seen one person actually using a Segway, once, a couple
      weeks ago. Yes, the 'revolution' has begun.

    62. Re:Cities redesigned by fyngyrz · · Score: 2, Insightful
      How about pedestrian-friendly urban planning? Eco-friendly transportation is a good step and all, but sensible urban planning is even better.

      I have a very simple answer: $5000 isn't "pedestrian friendly."

      Aside from that, urban areas in and of themselves aren't really the problem. Suburb to urban commuting, and back again, is the main one. I lived in NYC for years. I didn't own a car; the family didn't own a car. We didn't need one. We had subways and busses. We went everywhere, we saw everything. The beach, the museums, great eateries and fantastic pizza parlors a plenty, the zoo, the village... never needed a car. Mass transportation all the way. Subwau, elevated, busses, the ferries... rarely (like, maybe once year) we'd have a use for a taxi. Urban living doesn't typically require individual transport and hence isn't really the problem. Living in the suburbs and using individual transport is a much more significant problem and things like the Segway won't help even a bit with that. Better mass transport could, if safety, comfort, and capacity issues are addressed, at least, theoretically speaking. but Americans, at least, are in love with their cars, and I think that the bottom line is we had better give them cars that don't work quite as diligently at making a mess out of the atmosphere, and at consuming what appears to be a limited and geopolitically volatile resource (oil.) It's a smaller change for industry to make 9a lot) better cars than it is for Americans to make a social change that abandons the personal long and intermediate range transport. The Segway isn't even addressing the right problem to make a difference; it's a non-factor, on price, performance, and the sex appeal the American public demands.

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    63. Re:Cities redesigned by Kangburra · · Score: 1

      Make up or compile?

      Oh, you were right. :-)

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    64. Re:Cities redesigned by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Not a knee jerk reaction; there are absolutely zero cases where it'd be appropriate for any law enforcement to be provided a segway.

    65. Re:Cities redesigned by Galley_SimRacer · · Score: 1

      There's a new "city" called Verdae being developed here in Greenville, SC that will be perfect for the Segway.

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    66. Re:Cities redesigned by MacBoy · · Score: 1
      Segways were not introduced at 5 thousand.. more like half that price... it is just that they have been modded up to that price range.

      Dude, if you are going to post facts, get the facts straight. The original price of the segway was $8000, and this was an industrial/commercial model. The average-joe model was introduced much later at $5000, later down to $4000. Even today the price hasn't dropped; it takes a cool $4k (and up) to buy a new Segway.
    67. Re:Cities redesigned by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1

      No, but I can show you where state laws have been redesigned for the Segway (look for "electric personal assistive mobility device", which makes it sound like a wheelchair or something). I'd love to know how much it cost to lobby that into law.

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    68. Re:Cities redesigned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      there are absolutely zero cases where it'd be appropriate for any law enforcement to be provided a segway.

      Don't be ridiculous. At a stadium, writing parking tickets, any place where a lot of walking would be involved but a larger vehicle would be inappropriate.

    69. Re:Cities redesigned by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      At a stadium

      There is not enough room and the Segway can't traverse stairs.

      writing parking tickets

      How many tickets will they have to write just to pay for the Segway?

      any place where a lot of walking would be involved but a larger vehicle would be inappropriate.

      Oh no, someone has to WALK!! You probably think giving very obsese people carts they can ride around on and handicapped parking passes so they don't have to go as far is a good idea too..

    70. Re:Cities redesigned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are either too stupid or too stubborn to make it worth continuing this.

    71. Re:Cities redesigned by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      You fail to make a conviencing argument, yet I'm stupid or stuborn. I'm sure you never fail at anything. After all, if something doesn't go your way, its someone else's fault.

  2. The Segway by kmhebert · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When "IT" was first announced, I thought Kamen had come up with a new form of fuel that would replace petroleum and really "change the world". So the scooter was kind of a let-down in comparison. Even so, I would love to have one and I imagine most people would. I just wouldn't want to pay for it!

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    1. Re:The Segway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought Kamen had come up with a new form of fuel that would replace petroleum

      The way it went over, I suspect he wishes he'd invented a new form of petroleum ... jelly.

    2. Re:The Segway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When IT was first announced, Kamen also said it would cost less than $3000. Had they actually been able to sell the product in its quoted price range, I do believe it would have been quite popular. Instead you have a product that is more expensive than most other 'scooters' one might consider, without the speed or roadway access they offer.

    3. Re:The Segway by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      kmhebert (586931) wrote:
      > I would love to have one and I imagine most people would.

      I wouldn't after watching Arrested Development.

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    4. Re:The Segway by eepok · · Score: 1

      ehh... I'm not much of a "stander". I can't just stand on something and let it take me somewhere. When someone is going to give me a ride and say "I'm on my way", I start walking in the direction from which they will be coming.

      I'd rather have someone invent some inline skates with removable chasis so I could move by my own body's power, but at a quicker pace.

    5. Re:The Segway by bigtrike · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why do you need all that fuel anyways? Moving around a 2000lb vehicle with over a million parts which requires 50 square feet of paved space everywhere you take it is not a great solution to get a 150lb occupant from one place to another.

      Even if there was a better fuel, the motor vehicle is still one of the worst possible solutions to the problem. The segway is not a great replacement as it doesn't provide protection from the elements. Even then, a $300 bicycle is much faster than a segway and much cheaper to own and operate.

      k.i.s.s.

    6. Re:The Segway by agallagh42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The segway is a neat idea for a scooter, although it's a little expensive for what you get. It is by no means any kind of replacement for cars, even in an urban environment. There's two key features of cars that you'll never be able to implement on this kind of transportation device:

      1. Climate control. Even as simple as a roof and windows to keep out the rain, and a heater to keep out the cold. A $500 used Civic has that. The $5000 Segway does not.

      2. Secure storage. ie. a lockable trunk to store your stuff. Sure, it's not perfect, but in most areas you can reasonably sure your bags will still be in your trunk when you get back to wherever you parked it.

      So definitely not a car replacement. What Kamen should have been comparing it to was the bicycle. Unfortunately, the price/performance ratio still just doesn't add up when comparing to a basic $200 bike. You can carry just as much stuff on the bike, go just as fast, with no need to recharge it every night. You might get a little tired or sweaty, but if that's a major problem for you, see the $500 used civic. :)

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    7. Re:The Segway by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Why are the obstacles to riding a bicycle? Rain (who wants to be wet/cold?) and cars (who wants to be run over/run off the road by cars?). The Segway solves neither of these problems while at the same time adds another problem - battery life.

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    8. Re:The Segway by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 1
      So definitely not a car replacement. What Kamen should have been comparing it to was the bicycle. Unfortunately, the price/performance ratio still just doesn't add up when comparing to a basic $200 bike. You can carry just as much stuff on the bike, go just as fast, with no need to recharge it every night.

      Bikes are too big. The beauty of the Segway is that its footprint is very close to that of a pedestrian.

    9. Re:The Segway by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

      I agree with your comment EXCEPT that a bicycle costs $300 if you want a good bicycle you need to spend well over 500.

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    10. Re:The Segway by Intron · · Score: 1

      Biking also solves the problem that I have of finding time to exercise.

      I found in college that I could bike year-round in snow and rain with a lightweight coverall that I took off and stuffed in my knapsack. I live to far from work, and no shower, to bike now.

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    11. Re:The Segway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, fat people are too big. I'm sure the amount of space a bike takes up is the same as a Segway (granted it's in a different shape)

    12. Re:The Segway by Brickwall · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You can get a perfectally acceptable bicycle at Canadian Tire for about $150 Cdn. I'm sure Wal-Mart has them for less. And these are bikes with 27 speeds, decent suspensions, and so on. Sure, you can pay $500 or $2000 for a bike if you want, but then you have to load it up with 20 lbs of locks if you want to keep riding it. I have a beater that I bought new for less than $150 three years ago, and I ride it around in Canada, even in the winter. No one ever looks twice at it, but I've still got it!

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    13. Re:The Segway by Belgand · · Score: 1

      I would also say that they both still have the problem that hills are a nightmare. Considering the one that I live on neither is a feasible form of transportation. Likewise, while some will disagree with me, I would say that having to pedal my ass off to get anywhere is not exactly what I'm looking for in a method of transportation.

    14. Re:The Segway by Wdomburg · · Score: 1

      You're not going to get "decent" suspension on something that runs $150CDN. A nine-speed cassette isn't anything to get terribly excited about. At a particular price point the more features, the more flimsy the parts will be. You're actually better off dropping the near useless (in that range) suspension and going with less aggressive gearing (most casual riders aren't going to take advantage of that that kind of range anyways).

      And anyone who is planning on using a bike for transportation really really should invest in a better product. That doesn't necessarily mean dropping a few grand, but I wouldn't recommend going less than $300-400 CDN. Probably more for a trail bike.

    15. Re:The Segway by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

      Yeah I don't know... I had a walmart (o.k. It was a K-mart...) bike. I got it because I was so excited to have a full suspension bike for $150 USD. It lasted me about 100 miles. The last 30 were hell. The chain bounced around alot, the casette was trash. I rode it hard for a week, then as I could for a month, then it went to hell and I swore off bikes.

      Fast forward a few years. I put $650 USD into a decent hard tail on recomendation from a friend, and WOW. My life is better. Yeah I have to worry about parts getting stolen, but My workplace has bicycle closets, and I park it in a private garage the only other two places I ride. It's faster, lighter, fits better, and far more durable than anything from Walmart. I am getting road slicks put on today, and i can't wait to see how much better it rides on the street.

      No offense, a bike is a bike if you don't have one. Back when I had my K-mart bike I didn't have the money to put into a nice bike. If you do have the $ it will pay off upgrading to a nice bike. Believe me, you get what you pay for when it comes to quality bicycles. YMMV (pun intended)

      One caveat... Once you ride a 5-600 dollar bike, you want to see what a $1000 dollar bike rides like...

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    16. Re:The Segway by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      I think maybe part of the reason the Segway hasn't taken off is that we don't yet have a high enough percentage of morbidly obese people. Those are the folks who I can see as perfect customers for the Segway. And doesn't it give you the jitters just to visualize something like that tooling down the sidewalk??

    17. Re:The Segway by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Back when my only means of transportation was a bike (in my mid 20's when I lived in a rooming house full of people with similar circumstances) we all rode one speeds, or ten speeds that had been essentially reduced to one speeds. Your average fifteen dollar used bikes. We rode them everywhere.

      Anybody who is planning on using a bike for transportation should definitely ignore a bunch of yuppies and their three figure toys. If you roll everywhere you go, you get in shape and don't NEED all that crap.

    18. Re:The Segway by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      The beauty of the Segway is that its footprint is very close to that of a pedestrian.

      Which is all very well until you are the pedestrian.

      Rich

    19. Re:The Segway by SeaFox · · Score: 1
      Why do you need all that fuel anyways? Moving around a 2000lb vehicle with over a million parts which requires 50 square feet of paved space everywhere you take it is not a great solution to get a 150lb occupant from one place to another.

      The lack of popularity in subcompact cars until recently should have answered that for you. The 2000 pounds of car isn't about a highly inefficent use of fuel for transporting a single person. It's about having 2000 pounds of steel surrounding you to protect you from the other people who can't operate their cars correctly on the road.
    20. Re:The Segway by MoxFulder · · Score: 1

      That's probably because you're not in very good shape :-)

      I live in a slightly hilly area and ride my bikes 5 miles each way to work. It's very refreshing. Often I ride my bike 12 miles to my girlfriend's place, which is a much hillier route. Even more refreshing! It's only a real workout if I take my fixed gear bike... only one gear and NO COASTING.

      Cycling is very tiring when you first start doing it regularly, but after you've been at it for a few weeks you become acclimated surprisingly quickly. Bicycle commuting gets you in excellent physical shape and keeps you there.

    21. Re:The Segway by Wdomburg · · Score: 1

      Who said anything about all "that crap". I specifically said that the bells and whistles (e.g. ridiculous number of gears, suspension, etc) on cheap bikes these days to sell them.

      What matters is construction. If you ride legallly, in traffic, an accident due to equipment failure can be a serious matter. And if you put on a significant number of miles, maintainance on a better than Walmart bike is going to pay off.

      A reasonable quality used bike is a good route to go. Beginning of the season is a good time to buy, since a lot of people are upgrading. Making sure the bike is sized properly is a must, though. Nothing turns people off cycling more than a bike that doesn't fit.

      New isn't the yuppie extravagence you make it out to be. You can get into a reasonable hybrid for about $275 USD (something like a Trek 7000 or Jamis Commuter). Around here that's about as much as a summer's supply of bus passes. And you get a frame with a lifetime warranty and quality (if basic) components.

      I've had my share of beaters, as well. The last one was a a Huffy that snapped while I was riding it.

    22. Re:The Segway by Belgand · · Score: 1

      Eh, I'm not in what I'd call good shape, but I'm slowly getting into better shape (i.e. I'm at the tail end of a diet: 5'10" and 159 lbs. at present). As far as hills go, well, this is Kansas, but I'm in one of the few places that, while not mountainous, has a fair share of hills. The one I live on top of is steep enough that we avoid driving on it during the winter. Going out of our way because it doesn't seem wise to risk it. Also, as other have mentioned, this is a good area to get hit by a car in. The closest roads that actually go anywhere are all about 45 mph and you'd probably get ticketed for riding a bike on them. For a college town this place is amazingly unfriendly to bikes (and the campus is actually worse in most cases).

      Probably the most important part is that I've never really enjoyed bicycling. Not even as a child. While I agree that it's a great way to get and stay in shape I usually just want to get where I'm going (and often, carry something with me... like passengers), not get in a workout.

    23. Re:The Segway by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

      I am not a hardcore rider. However, I am a big man. about 6' 250. Cheap bikes crumble under my weight/power. I totally agree with you except I still think if your going with any suspension & significant gearing you should be in the 500 range. Will last alot longer than a huffer too!

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    24. Re:The Segway by Wdomburg · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's one reason I recommend skipping on suspension at lower price points. For heavier rider on a budget my favourite is to get something with a nice sturdy frame (steel is a great bargin), then toss the stock rims and replace then with Sun Rhyno Lites. A little extra cost, but in the long run pays for itself by not needing to be trued as often.

      When I got back into biking a couple years back I started at 6'3', 260#, and was riding 15+ miles a day. Reliable wheels were a must. :)

  3. Segway Not Impossible to Fall off by SirStanley · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's surprisingly not hard to fall off of a segway if you've never been on one before. You have no idea that you can't stand on it before it's been turned on. (I did that fell over caught myself)

    In addition. The Turning controls are on one of the handles and if you're drunk and jousting on Segways (Which is REALLY FUN btw.) falling off is pretty easy as well. I leaned to far forward which makes you go very fast I was attempting to charge through a hallway and while going fast I realized that I was quickly drifting towards the wall. I attempted to fix this but twisted to hard on the steering grip and it very quickly spun me in a 360 into the wall.. Which actually hurt pretty good. You don't have to be a president to fall off of one.

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    1. Re:Segway Not Impossible to Fall off by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      if you're drunk and jousting on Segways... I was attempting to charge through a hallway
      After reading that I was really really hoping you were seriously injured.
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    2. Re:Segway Not Impossible to Fall off by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's surprisingly not hard to fall off of a segway if you've never been on one before. You have no idea that you can't stand on it before it's been turned on. (I did that fell over caught myself)

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    3. Re:Segway Not Impossible to Fall off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have to be a president to fall off of one.

      Had I mod points, and was not too lazy to log in, I'd mod you up for that line alone :D

    4. Re:Segway Not Impossible to Fall off by CagedBear · · Score: 5, Funny

      Olympics 2008:

      ... and the Irish team remains the one to beat for the the drunken Segway jousting competition.

    5. Re:Segway Not Impossible to Fall off by MECC · · Score: 1

      if you're drunk and jousting on Segways

      It all fun and games until someone gets an eye poked out - then its entertainment.

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    6. Re:Segway Not Impossible to Fall off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      if you're drunk and jousting on Segways


      all of a sudden, the price tag seems worth it...
    7. Re:Segway Not Impossible to Fall off by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, this is the comment I left under the article:

      "pretty much impossible to fall off of"? Uh, they just redesigned the segway to be easier to stay on top of during turns, and you call the original impossible to fall off of? If this is what I should expect from businessweek, I'm extra-glad I don't subscribe to the print publication. No trees should die for this.

      Needless to say, it is unlikely to end up in their comments section.

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    8. Re:Segway Not Impossible to Fall off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Turning controls are on one of the handles and if you're drunk...

      George, is that you?

    9. Re:Segway Not Impossible to Fall off by Silverstrike · · Score: 2, Funny

      You don't have to be a president to fall off of one.

      No, just inebriated and attempting to renact a medieval sport. ;-)

    10. Re:Segway Not Impossible to Fall off by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Funny

      and if you're drunk and jousting on Segways (Which is REALLY FUN btw.) falling off is pretty easy as well.

      that explains the strange marks I saw on the hallway floors during the white house tour.

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    11. Re:Segway Not Impossible to Fall off by maximthemagnificent · · Score: 1

      Just goes to show what I've always said: you can hurt yourself with just about anything if you're a bloody idiot.

    12. Re:Segway Not Impossible to Fall off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you don't have to be W. However, given your spelling, grammer, non-sentence sentences, and apparently idiotic lifestyle, you DO have a lot in common.

  4. Case study? by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 5, Funny

    >>it still uses it as a case study in how to create a media frenzy. It may be an even better case study in media backlash.

    Well, its looking only half the picture. Best case study would be "How to create media frenzy, completly fail to deliver it, and still remain in business"

    1. Re:Case study? by tgeller · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Segway was inarguably a P.R. success. Public Relations doesn't control market acceptance, only market exposure. And they got that, in spades.

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    2. Re:Case study? by Moofie · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Seems to me like the only valuable thing for a PR firm to do would be to set peoples' expectations. If you overpromise and underdeliver, that's bad PR.

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    3. Re:Case study? by T-Ranger · · Score: 1

      Well, thats why your a computer nerd and not in marketing or management.

  5. Never say never by gr8whitesavage · · Score: 4, Funny

    "pretty much impossible to fall off" - unless you are President Bush. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/2989000. stm

    1. Re:Never say never by RexRhino · · Score: 2, Funny

      "pretty much impossible to fall off" - unless you are President Bush.

      So what you are trying to say is that President Bush can do the impossible? :p

    2. Re:Never say never by MECC · · Score: 2

      So what you are trying to say is that President Bush can do the impossible?

      Or that GB Jr can fail where his father suceeded (GB Sr managed to avoid falling alongside Jr). How telling. The funniest part in the article referenced in the parent post:

      The machine's creator, Dean Kamen, wants to see US Special Forces troops eventually ride Segways into battle.

      Just imagining that is all but too funny for words.

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    3. Re:Never say never by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      from the above article

      The machine's creator, Dean Kamen, wants to see US Special Forces troops eventually ride Segways into battle.

      I think the people in all those redesigned city's should start fearing for their lives

    4. Re:Never say never by bladesjester · · Score: 2, Funny

      As I get the mental image of a bunch of guys wearing desert camo, heavily armed, and playing segway polo as they roll into battle...

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    5. Re:Never say never by Detritus · · Score: 1

      Why not, I've seen old films of bicycle and motorcycle infantry troops in Europe during World War II. Some modern scouts use militarized dirt bikes and things that look like mutant dune buggies.

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    6. Re:Never say never by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      I think you missed the part where I said "playing segway polo as they roll into battle" =]

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    7. Re:Never say never by treeves · · Score: 1

      I notice in the better pics that he was carrying a tennic racket while riding on the Segway. Perhaps he was trying to invent a new sport (besides drunken Segway jousting!).

        I'd like to try one, but not buy one. At $5000, I could buy a [more useful] car instead.

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    8. Re:Never say never by k31bang · · Score: 1
      As I get the mental image of a bunch of guys wearing desert camo, heavily armed, and playing segway polo as they roll into battle...
      ...With The Ride of the Valkyries playing in the background...
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    9. Re:Never say never by Better.Safe.Than.Sor · · Score: 1

      Let the bf1942 mods commence!

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    10. Re:Never say never by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The machine's creator, Dean Kamen, wants to see US Special Forces troops eventually ride Segways into battle.

      A whole new face to the good ol' Marine commercials.

      "Be one of the few, the proud, Segway riders"

  6. Cakewalk by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    "pretty much impossible to fall off of"

    Unless you have clay feet.

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    1. Re:Cakewalk by Watson+Ladd · · Score: 1

      What does Terry Prachet have to do with a segway? I have Feet of Clay and could stand on a segway!

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    2. Re:Cakewalk by Jonny_eh · · Score: 2, Informative

      It looks like he just didn't turn it on first. I'm sure it's a common mistake.
      Some of those pictures look like they were arranged to make it looks like he was riding, then fell off, which probably isn't true.

    3. Re:Cakewalk by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1
      Clay Feet:
      The title is a figure of speech from the Bible (Daniel 2:33-45) used to indicate a weakness or a hidden flaw in the character of a greatly admired or respected person:

              "Thou, O king, sawest, and behold a great image ... his feet part of iron and part of clay. ... And as the toes of the feet were part of iron, and part of clay, so the kingdom shall be partly strong, and partly broken."
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    4. Re:Cakewalk by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      You go to roll with the Segway you have, not the Segway you want. Unless you wait until you turn it on first, before trying something so stupid.

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  7. What they've accomplished: Not Much by WoodstockJeff · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If the article is all there is on this subject, then Segway hasn't accomplished much since the scooter was finished. They've thought about a lot of potentially neat things, but they're still just that - thoughts.

    Makes me want to run right out and put all my money into just about anything except Segway!

    1. Re:What they've accomplished: Not Much by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      but it has accomplished a lot! IT has made people with disposable incomes far ruder in public. Every single time I encounter a segway in public the rider is a incredibly rude bastard. They think they get to have more room that you, roll over feet without a second though and try to force their way through crowds. Here in michigan there is a particular gentleman that has a segway that uses it at every hamfest and is always barging his way through. In detroit I met 2 segway riders that would rather run you over than slow down or change direction on a sidewalk.

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    2. Re:What they've accomplished: Not Much by Doctor-Optimal · · Score: 1

      At my work we have a manager who loves to go tear-assing around the halls on his.

      Pisses me off AND looks dumb.
      What a combo!



      (I just don't "get" the Segway thing, I just don't...)

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  8. Inspirational words from TFA by tehcyder · · Score: 0, Troll
    "Life," Kamen says, "is too short for incrementalism."
    That's well up there with the Sermon on the Mount and Martin Luther King's "I have a dream."
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    1. Re:Inspirational words from TFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Life," Kamen says, "is too short for incrementalism."

      That's well up there with the Sermon on the Mount and Martin Luther King's "I have a dream."

      "Blessed are those who paid three grand for a scooter, for they have kept my company afloat." -Book of Kamen, 27:1

  9. The segway has a perfect market by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Interesting

    but it's not the one its designer intended. Indeed, on a segway, you look like a total dork and you're dangerous (I was passed by one on the sidewalk, I can attest to this).

    But there's one area where segways excel, and that's giving a lot of freedom for disabled people to move around. Each time I hear about a segway story, it's about some handicapped person who finds it marvellous. Like this story for example, or this one which are rather typical.

    So in short: I reckon segways should be banned on public thoroughfares, and allowed anywhere for disabled people.

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    1. Re:The segway has a perfect market by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      I've seen policemen using them at airports, where they're pretty effective at getting through foot traffic and covering a lot of ground quickly.

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    2. Re:The segway has a perfect market by forgotten_my_nick · · Score: 1

      Actually the developer of the machine also built wheelchairs on the same technology and worked a lot cooler then the Segway.

      I saw a demo of one climbing stairs while remaining perfectly balanced. Hate to think what would happen if the power went out though.

    3. Re:The segway has a perfect market by DrXym · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Exactly. Segways have a genuine use for people who spend their lives going back and forth for their work, e.g. warehouse operators. These environments can be appropriately signposted and controlled by health and safety rules.

      The same is not true of a pavement. All you expect on a pavement are people using their legs and occasional wheelchair users. Unless there is something wrong with you, you should not be permitted to operate any kind of vehicle including a Segway on the path. Take your chances on the road or walk like everybody else.

    4. Re:The segway has a perfect market by anomalous+cohort · · Score: 3, Informative

      I took a segway tour this year while on holiday. I had never been on one before. In the 30 minute pre-tour class, the guide explained why G.W. fell off. Basically, he neglected to turn it on to balance mode. Rule # 1 is don't step on until you see the smiley face.

      It was fun but I prefer riding a bicycle because you get zero exercise on a segway. It's heartening to hear you describe how it is useful to the disabled. My mother loves to travel to foreign cities where she spends days walking. She is too old to do that so I was thinking that she could rent a segway instead. Do you think that the segway would be useful for the elderly too?

    5. Re:The segway has a perfect market by Svartalf · · Score: 1

      In reality, he developed the tech for the iBot and tried to make it go a little
      further because of the potential. It's got that- it's just wasted because the
      Segway's got such limited range because it's using conventional electric storage
      technology. As for when the power goes out, what happens with people in power
      chairs when the juice gives out? You end up with this heavy-assed chair that's
      moderately hard (Heh... How about next to impossible, even AFTER you disengage
      the transmissions on the drive motors...) to push (Unless it's one of the models
      with traditional wheel chair handles, etc...)- and they can't do stairs, etc.

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    6. Re:The segway has a perfect market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Unless there is something wrong with you, you should not be permitted to operate any kind of vehicle including a Segway on the path
      Damn straight! Now if it were only permissible to take a flame-thrower to those fat-asses on their goddamn electric "scooters", we'd be doing all right.
    7. Re:The segway has a perfect market by MBGMorden · · Score: 0, Troll

      My mother loves to travel to foreign cities where she spends days walking. She is too old to do that so I was thinking that she could rent a segway instead. Do you think that the segway would be useful for the elderly too?

      Exercise is good for all people, especially the elderly. People often make the mistake of thinking they're "too old" for walking or doing similar things, and when they quite being active the basically start to deteriorate. Notice that a lot of the really old (90 or older) people never really stopped being active, whereas a lot of people that slouch when they age die in their 60's or even sooner.

      Let your mother keep walking as much as she wants to. She'll be with you for a lot longer.

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    8. Re:The segway has a perfect market by RCO · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, I've seen police using them too, and the first thought I had was "Great, now they get absolutely no exercise. The only thing they don't have is a place for their coffee and doughnuts." Granted, I was in a bad mood, so I may have been a little harsh with that thought.

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    9. Re:The segway has a perfect market by pimpimpim · · Score: 1

      In both the police and the disabled case, the advantage is that you are positioned a bit higher. For policemen to have more overview, and be more easily found, and for disabled it must make a huge difference from sitting in a wheelchair, looking at people's bums all the time :( Really, in a wheelchair you always have to look up to people, it's nice that it can also be done the other way around. Still not at the same level as all other people, but at least you're in more control.

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    10. Re:The segway has a perfect market by LihTox · · Score: 1

      As for when the power goes out, what happens with people in power
      chairs when the juice gives out? You end up with this heavy-assed chair that's
      moderately hard...to push.


      Yeah, but they're not typically perched in the middle of a stairway at the time.

    11. Re:The segway has a perfect market by zippthorne · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Indeed. "Too fat to walk" is not a disability that should be treated with a device that further reduces exercise.

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    12. Re:The segway has a perfect market by drsquare · · Score: 1
      It was fun but I prefer riding a bicycle because you get zero exercise on a segway.

      Cycling's not much exercise anyway, so you may as well use the segway and save getting sweaty.
    13. Re:The segway has a perfect market by westlake · · Score: 1
      My mother loves to travel to foreign cities where she spends days walking. She is too old to do that so I was thinking that she could rent a segway instead. Do you think that the segway would be useful for the elderly too?

      Too old to walk? But stong enough to stand for hours and with the muscular control to handle the scooter? Think again.

    14. Re:The segway has a perfect market by gr8_phk · · Score: 1

      I've ridden both the Segway and the iBOT (down stairs too). And I can tell you the iBOT is the most conmfortable transportation device I've ever ridden. The Segway is cool, but the chair in balance mode is unbelievable. Way down on my thing-to-do-some-day list is to build my own Segway-like device with a chair. Perhaps an office chair with the air-shock :-) Man that would be comfy.

    15. Re:The segway has a perfect market by finiteSet · · Score: 1
      "Too fat to walk" is not a disability that should be treated with a device that further reduces exercise.
      Then how ever do you expect someone to get to the gym so that they can walk the treadmill or ride the stationary bike? Oh wait...
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    16. Re:The segway has a perfect market by quintesse · · Score: 1

      Well yes, that might surprise you but my mother can easily stand upright for half an hour but would be dead tired after walking for the same time.

      Although I have no idea what kind of energy managing a segway takes so it might very well be possible that she wouldn't be able to use one of those either.

      The best would be if you could actually rent these kind of things http://www.city-butler.nl/scootmob.html , called "scootmobiel" in Dutch, I have no idea what they're called in english. My mother has one but it's not something you take with you on the plane if you want to go on holiday or something.

    17. Re:The segway has a perfect market by not-enough-info · · Score: 1

      Considering the Segway makes you stand rather than sit, if you're too fat walk I don't see how this is worse than a 3 wheeled scooter.

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    18. Re:The segway has a perfect market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Indeed. "Too fat to walk" is not a disability that should be treated with a device that further reduces exercise.

      Surprisingly, they don't even have this market, because the max possible load is 250 pounds!

    19. Re:The segway has a perfect market by Knetzar · · Score: 1

      I'd rather have police on segways then police on horses.

    20. Re:The segway has a perfect market by RCO · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, I suppose the segway doesn't leave road apples in it's wake.

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    21. Re:The segway has a perfect market by identity0 · · Score: 1

      Actually, the first time I saw a Segway was for a Navy EOD (Explosive Ordinace Disposal) team that was in town for the Rose Festival. They had big knobbly 'offroad' tires on it, and the big saddle bags for tools and such. I think it was the X2. They also had one of the remote-control robots but had the Segway mounted on the back of their truck too. I guess it helps you to move when you're covered in kevlar.

      Actually, the Segway would probobly make a great base for robotics experiments. It's certainly easier and more stable than bipedal robots.

    22. Re:The segway has a perfect market by johansalk · · Score: 1

      I really don't get it. How is staying standing on a segway better than walking? I remember, long ago, in woodworking classes in highschool that we couldn't bare to stand still for 45 minutes whereas in physical education we happily ran the whole hour.

    23. Re:The segway has a perfect market by maximthemagnificent · · Score: 1

      One major drawback for handcapped or elderly users: you have to stay standing up while you use it. That's a stamina issue for
      a lot of such users.

    24. Re:The segway has a perfect market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Segway does not want to help people in that market not fancy enough for their Ambition. they won't even move the direction handle from left to right for someone with troubles in the left hand.
      an electric wheelchair is in the same price range and they do all the paperwork to get the products refunded by insurances. Segway will not even fill for FDA approval.I have never seen a luxurious branded wheelchair.

    25. Re:The segway has a perfect market by pedestrian+crossing · · Score: 1
      Cycling's not much exercise anyway, so you may as well use the segway and save getting sweaty.

      If it's not much exercise, why do you get sweaty?

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    26. Re:The segway has a perfect market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, that's only half the weight of an average slashdot user.

    27. Re:The segway has a perfect market by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Because it makes you warm, combined with being exposed to the outdoor heat. Nothing to do with exercise benefit. I know someone who's cycled to work for years and just gets fatter and fatter, can't even sprint twenty yards without getting out of breath.

  10. Maddox took care of this 3 years ago. by Mikachu · · Score: 5, Funny

    How to render the Segway obsolete...

    BAM! Third wheel.

    1. Re:Maddox took care of this 3 years ago. by cool_arrow · · Score: 1

      I didn't know that all FET's were superfluous and failing ;)

    2. Re:Maddox took care of this 3 years ago. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, I had one of these over 20 years ago.

    3. Re:Maddox took care of this 3 years ago. by GTMoogle · · Score: 1

      I laughed a lot the first time I saw that.

      However, I would like to point out that adding a third wheel would actually render the Segway unusable. The entire point is that you can't make a scooter that is short in the dimension of travel that has a high center of gravity without the technology that was developed for the segway. Every time you so much as tapped the gas or break, you'd flip over. Instead of having the user adjust their balance to match acceleration, the segway uses the center of balance to determine acceleration, negating the entire problem.

      A small footprint like the segway has allows you to do things that are terribly inconvenient with something like a motorcycle or bike, like manuver in an elevator or around pedestrians. We've learned in 5 years that a lot of pedestrians hate them however, so the value of it remains to be seen.

  11. Not suitable for...anywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was a news story on a local station recently about a Segway owner. Can't ride it on the sidewalk because it's classed as a vehicle. Can't ride it on the road because it's a danger to itself and other road users (given it's relatively slow speed compared to a car).

    I believe that we've been here before. Anyone in the UK remember the Sinclair C5? And see how well that one took off.
    They're both great concept vehicles, but realistically, no city is likely to spend the time and effort building special lanes for these things.

    And God help the passengers in a crash - I imagine that they have the survivability of a fly that's in a collision with a rolled-up newspaper...

    1. Re:Not suitable for...anywhere by WoodstockJeff · · Score: 1

      Can't ride it on the sidewalk because it's classed as a vehicle.

      Hmm.. that has some interesting implications regarding a previous poster's discussion of falling off of one while trying to joust with it, drunk... Illinois (and probably other states) use "motor vehicle" in their definition of DUI, so that it applies to things like electric carts and such.

    2. Re:Not suitable for...anywhere by Silver+Sloth · · Score: 1
      Can't ride it on the road because it's a danger to itself and other road users (given it's relatively slow speed compared to a car).

      But the same applies to bicycles. Are you saying that cyclists should be banned from the roads?

      On the other hand I agree with your comparison to th C5. It will fail, like the C5, because it's a lousy idea. If you want cheap urban transport simply go to two wheels. In the centre of towns a bicycle is preferable. If you're doing serious distances then try a motorbike. Faster, cheeper, easier to care for, more comfortable to ride (you're not standing up), and yes, we have specially designed cities (well, er, cycle lanes)

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    3. Re:Not suitable for...anywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you saying that cyclists should be banned from the roads.

      Actually, if you re-read my original post, you'll see that I didn't suggest that cyclists should be banned from anywhere. However, the law will not help you if you get killed by a speeding car, as you'll be dead.

      Have you seen those personal mobility devices (kinda like a cross between a golf-cart and a wheelchair) that elderly people sometimes use? I've seen several people driving those on the road, with cars screaming past. I'm amazed that more people aren't killed driving those too. It's not a question of people being banned - it's a question of whether anyone thinks its too great a risk to be driving down the road on a Segway. (And don't start on about how drivers should be more courteous etc. I agree, they should - but realistically they're not going to be).

      So, to answer your question, I'm not saying that pedal cycles should be banned from the roads, but cyclists should know that if they get hit by a car, they're going to come-off worse than the car. And the same applies to Segway users.

      Wishing it was different doesn't make it so...

  12. I saw some recently by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

    Five years into the craze that’s sweeping the nation, I finally saw some in real life recently. I was on vacation in Hawai‘i and some tourists had rented a few to roll around the grass in Kapiolani Park.

    I though briefly about finding out where to rent them just so I could try one, but we had better things to do so we kept walking. I’m all for putting pedestrians on wheels and accelerating them to three times their natural walking speed, but I prefer getting some exercise out of the deal. I guess I’m just old-fashioned.

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    1. Re:I saw some recently by giuntag · · Score: 0

      As of 2006 Italian police is also deploying some of those, eg. to policemen patrolling inside railway stations.
      Maybe not a huge success, but they're still in business...

    2. Re:I saw some recently by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess I'm just old-fashioned.

      You are old fashioned - at least if you're in the U.S.

      It's only crazy liberals and homeless who walk or ride bicycles.

    3. Re:I saw some recently by totallygeek · · Score: 1

      I spotted one in the movie, The Sentinel, crusing along a busy sidewalk in Washington DC. Product placement? I can't imaging them being legal for that purpose because of the danger to pendestrians, and they aren't street legal due to speed, no mirror, etc.

    4. Re:I saw some recently by IDontAgreeWithYou · · Score: 2, Informative

      They use them in DC. I see them all the time. The people riding them tend to be courteous though. I'd rather see a segway rider on a sidewalk than your typical city skateboard punk.

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  13. Remember Wired? by thelost · · Score: 1

    I remember the Wired articles, they were 100% pumped. They were so excited their brains were melting out of their ears. They wrote massive articles about IT even though they didn't know what *IT* was. Famous tech figures were crawling out of the cracks to say IT was the most amazing thing ever created, and that our lives would be changed. Needless to say the infection caught me, and I ended up being thoroughly disappointed.

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    1. Re:Remember Wired? by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      Really? How do you praise something when you don't even know what it is? This reminds me of a memorable Duck Tales episode. The one where this salesman spends most of his own money marketing a product called "PEP" even though, the day before its launch, he hasn't decided what "PEP" is going to be. Do you have links to these articles?

  14. Uses by neil_rickards · · Score: 1

    If you've never riden one before you might want to check out http://www.citysegwaytours.com/ - they really are a lot of fun.

    I really wanted one after riding one round Paris and Budapest, but can't think of a single use where a bike isn't cheaper and better (plus they're not legal on the road or pavement (sidewalk) here in Britain)

  15. Segways are great by Phoenix666 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My GF and I rented Segways on a recent trip to Montreal. It was a blast. We zipped all over the waterfront, testing it on inclines, gravel, etc. It's pretty amazing how steep a surface it can climb. I wished it could go faster, actually.

    These things could revolutionize cities, but it's not an overnight proposition because you're battling for real estate on the road with cars. Cities like Montreal, with extensive and sensible bike lanes/routes, make the most sense initially. But if they sold them in NYC, you'd really have to sell models equipped with miniguns to defend yourself against crazy taxi drivers.

    In any case, if you get the chance to take one for a spin, do. It's really fun.

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    1. Re:Segways are great by theStorminMormon · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'd like to see the segway handle the recoil of a minigun. I imagine that would make the ride more interesting.

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    2. Re:Segways are great by Chaffar · · Score: 2, Funny
      But if they sold them in NYC, you'd really have to sell models equipped with miniguns to defend yourself against crazy taxi drivers.
      Sounds like a good plotline for a Carmageddon III: Segways from Hell...
    3. Re:Segways are great by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 2, Funny
      ...models equipped with miniguns to defend yourself against crazy taxi drivers.
      I think you're on to something here!
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    4. Re:Segways are great by AGMW · · Score: 1
      It's gotta be segway paintballing ...

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    5. Re:Segways are great by dan+the+person · · Score: 1

      It was a blast. We zipped all over the waterfront, testing it on inclines, gravel, etc. It's pretty amazing how steep a surface it can climb. I wished it could go faster, actually.

      These things could revolutionize cities,


      You guys have heard about the bicycle right?

    6. Re:Segways are great by Opie812 · · Score: 1

      I'm all for revolutionizing cities so long as I don't have to expend any effort. *yawn*

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  16. Hype vs. reality by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 4, Funny

    A few months ago I finally got the chance to ride a Segway, at the HOPE convention. They had rented a pair and sectioned off a safe area to zoom around in, and it was a load of fun to ride around the hotel's mezzanine while laughing like Pee-Wee Herman.

    However, there was also a little bicycle that someone left lying around, and I got the chance to ride around the mezzanine on that for a while, also while laughing like Pee-Wee Herman. That was also a load of fun, one that wouldn't cost me four-figures to duplicate, require me to remain standing, or control my direction with what may be the most unnatural steering mechanism ever.

    Both rides gave me a sore throat friom all that Pee-Wee Herman laughing, though.

    1. Re:Hype vs. reality by Josh+Hiles · · Score: 2, Funny

      But did the Sedgeway revolutionize your life?

      It totally changed mine, since I bought one I have been cured of my cancer, am in the best shape of my life and am dating a super model.

      But I just saw a commercial for a little magnetic bracelet that could fix that nagging lower back pain.

      Where's my phone?

    2. Re:Hype vs. reality by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 1
      Where's my phone?
      Would that be the cell phone with the magical signal-boosting sticker behind the battery?
    3. Re:Hype vs. reality by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 1

      Still, even though it was fun, you looked like an idiot on that thing.

      Please don't tell me how I looked.

    4. Re:Hype vs. reality by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 1

      You've seen me off the thing, it's not much better.

    5. Re:Hype vs. reality by Josh+Hiles · · Score: 1

      How'd you know?!?!

  17. Dean Karman knows how to play the media by peter303 · · Score: 0, Troll

    I'm not trying to be a troll here, but it seems like whenever Dean's company is about to introduce a new product, they start a PR campaign. Just before the Segway came out is was the "super secret revolutionary invention to change the world". People speculated its was something medical because that was Dean's forte. He did end up productionizing his stable wheels chair technology into a personal walking machine- the Segway. Plus Dean made his round of the TV news magazines and talk shows.

    I am not sure if Dean over-hyped the Segway leading to disappointing sales. I hope he continues to invent interesting and useful products. The PR campaigns can remain entertainment.

    1. Re:Dean Karman knows how to play the media by hey! · · Score: 1

      I'm not trying to be a troll here, but it seems like whenever Dean's company is about to introduce a new product, they start a PR campaign.

      In my opinion that's not bad, it's smart because ...

      I am not sure if Dean over-hyped the Segway leading to disappointing sales.

      I am sure that most of Segway sales are a result of the hype, not despite it. It's the classic tech adoption curve: you have to sell a new gadget to the early adopters who will buy something because it is new. If you don't insinuate your product into their minds, you have no sales at all. The trick is to keep the ball rolling until the product is seen as practical by a significant fraction of the vast middle ground between geek fetishists and luddites. Products differ of course, but the greatest potential for profit (or social transformation) comes from that vast middle ground of pragmatic adopters.

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  18. The Hype! by ferrellcat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does everyone else remember the hype that swirled before the release of the Segway?

    Ginger!

    IT!

    A device so revolutionary and world-changing, that its codename was "IT"!!!

    After seeing it, Jeff Bezos was known to say "You have a product so revolutionary, you'll have no problem selling it."

    Bidders paid out over $100,000 EACH for the first three examples of a production Segway.

    Well, we all know how it went from there.

    I want to thank Dean Kamen for permanently calibrating my expectations when it comes to new world-changing products.

    I'm much less excitable about such claims now.

  19. Ultimate Problem: Too Expensive by Bigboote66 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Like the article says, a $5000 scooter. There are electric scooters out there that could also be carried onto a subway car with you, but they're 1/20th the price. Sure, they don't have the same range, or cool factor, but who the heck did Kamen think his market was? We're talking about a device to make it easier for people to get from public transportation hubs to their destination endpoints. These aren't the kind of people that have $5000 to waste on a personal transporter. You're talking about 10 years of bus transfers before it pays for itself.

    I live about a mile from nearby subway stations, and have been known to be an early adopter - a perfect candidate for a Segway (other than the fact that I'm not sure about it's viability in Boston winter conditions). I told myself that I'd buy one once they got down to about $1500. Well, it's five years later and the price hasn't budged. If they really wanted to change the world, they would have figured out a way to sell them for $1000.

    -BbT

  20. A few points by Otter · · Score: 4, Insightful
    • This thing was *so* ludicrously overhyped that there was no way it couldn't be a disappointment. That it turned out to be classic "good advertising kills a bad product" was icing on the cake.
    • Somebody here hit it right on the nose five years ago -- during the dot-com boom there were rich stupid dorks with money to spend on something like this. But not in 2001.
    • Five years later, I've never seen one in person, and I live in one of the two or three most tech-heavy cities in the world. The Segway may well be fun, but it doesn't look at all fun to me in pictures and the company has never bothered to market them intensively enough to show me otherwise.
    • As skeptics pointed out from day one, the Segway has no advantage for commuting or transportation over cheaper, simpler existing devices (feet, bicycles, handicapped scooters) in real-world situations.
    1. Re:A few points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These points are gold. I am not actually sure why I am still even hearing about the Segway. To me personally, it looks inconvienient and a bit of a pain in the ass. My bike/public transit/feet combo works much better for a lot less. In fact I would prefer one of those scooters with a motor over the segway and they are considerably cheaper, and by saying I would prefer I still mean that I wouldn't actually want one. Even if the thing was less than a hundred bucks, I still think it would gather dust in my apartment.

      Besides, for all their engineering triumphs, this sums up a better design that would have lower costs http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=se gway_more_complicated_than_it_needs_to_be

    2. Re:A few points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Five years later, I've never seen one in person, and I live in one of the two or three most tech-heavy cities in the world.

      I have seen them in Scottsdale, Dallas, Pittsburgh, New York, Ann Arbor, and Wash. D.C. Maybe you don't get out much?
  21. I am come Price, destroyer of new worlds. by hey! · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If the Segway was introduced at $500 instead of $5000, it would have changed the world. Technologially, there doesn't seem to be anything about these things that absolutely prevent them being made at a marginal cost of less than $500, given enough unit sales to amortize fixed costs and manufacturing investments over. Which really means if you had an infinite amount of investment money and unlimited time to recoup it in, eventually you would recoup it. Which is not saying much at all. The Apple Newton would have changed the world if it had been introduced at $100 instead of $1000, and there is little reason to think that we could not, today, produce them for less than that.

    It seems to me that changing the way people move in and out of cities is a catch-22 phenomenon. No matter how compatible your new idea is with existing modes of transportation (which the Segway, in truth, was not), you need the city to provide infrastructure before it will be widely adopted. And cities won't provide infrastructure until there is widespread adoption. The only way around this is to price the thing at a level where a lot of people will simply say "what the hell" and start using them, creating a problem that cities have to respond to. People are so much better at responding to problems than planning.

    Truthfully, cities don't make more than token concessions to bikes, which compared to supporting Segways are much simpler to accomodate. Some cities even don't seem to give a damn about pedestrians. The only way to change this is the same way that automakers killed public transit: be willing to lose a lot of money in order to make not using your product inconvenient for people.

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    1. Re:I am come Price, destroyer of new worlds. by KokorHekkus · · Score: 1
      ...If the Segway was introduced at $500 instead of $5000, it would have changed the world. Technologially, there doesn't seem to be anything about these things that absolutely prevent them being made at a marginal cost of less than $500...
      I beg to differ. Take the batteries for example... replacement batteries seem to be some $600. Even if there is a really significant markup (which there no doubt is) I seriously doubt you could get some for, say $250.

      Also compare with something that's already produced and marketed in a highly competetive worldwide market: economy style (supermarkets etc) bicylcles. They are made in enormous quantities and there's hardly any technological difficulties in sourcing and assembling them. Yet you can't find them for less than $200 around here (I consider that dirt cheap anyway).

      Fact stands as so many have stated: it's over-engineered.
  22. Segway Knock-offs? by randomErr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've been waiting for a Segway knockoff to appear so I could actually afford a similar device.

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    1. Re:Segway Knock-offs? by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      I've been waiting for a Segway knockoff to appear so I could actually afford a similar device.

      You're going to have to wait a long time:

      http://www.delphion.com/details?&pn=US05971091__

      I do like the Centaur and I can't find them anymore but there was another segway like thing for handicapped people that was like a wheelchair that grew so that the person was at eye level. That looked like it kicked ass for people confined to a wheelchair.

    2. Re:Segway Knock-offs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you make the platform round then it isn't subject to the patent as the support module wont have "left and right sides". Also, if you have three wheels, it no longer has "a pair of ground contacting modules".

    3. Re:Segway Knock-offs? by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      They exist - they basically look like a Segway, but replace all the fancy balancing electronics with a third wheel in the back to keep it upright. Brilliant!

    4. Re:Segway Knock-offs? by kerb · · Score: 1

      Ask Mr. Blackwell to do cheap version for you.. he was able to create a segway clone with way cheaper parts.
      see http://www.tlb.org/scooter.html

  23. A minor Nit to Pick by rueger · · Score: 1

    Ok, shouldn't an article discussing the success (or failure) of a new product mention at least once how many of the darned things have been sold?

    "Thousands have sold, but not nearly as many as Segway hoped for." is altogether vague. Is that 1000 a year? Or 400 a year?

    After five years I can count on one hand the number of Segways that I've actaully seen. That suggests that they have been much less than smashing sucess.

    1. Re:A minor Nit to Pick by Cheeze · · Score: 1

      Who has $5k to blow on a toy?

      If they were $50, there would be many, many more of them out in the streets.

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    2. Re:A minor Nit to Pick by rjstanford · · Score: 1
      Who has $5k to blow on a toy?


      Anyone with a few kick-ass gaming machines. Or an aftermarket turbo/intercooler for their honda. Or a fancy watch. Or any marquis car brand. Or a car stereo fetish. Or...

      In other words, lots of people. The market was there, but they alienated it and then failed to capitalize upon it.
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  24. As Does Chicago by StressGuy · · Score: 1

    Saw that group out there last time the family and I were in that area.

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    1. Re:As Does Chicago by ConsumerOfMany · · Score: 5, Funny

      These tours are also conveniently known as the "tourists who we will beat up and mug" pre-screening process........

  25. The Only Thing to Come From Segway... by JoshDM · · Score: 1

    ...is a great mode of transportation for Gob of "Arrested Development".

    1. Re:The Only Thing to Come From Segway... by red_crayon · · Score: 1

      This (and the pricetag) is exactly why the
      Segway has not taken off.

      For everyone who thinks its cool, there are
      10 people who think it's stupid, or, at best,
      "dorky". Gob, the buffoon, rides a segway.

      Michael, the straight man, rides a bicycle.

      The Segway has utterly failed to tip the tipping
      point, unlike, say, those Razor scooters that
      you (still!) see everywhere.

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  26. 9/11 Effect? by Schnapple · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Segway was unveiled in December, 2001, meaning it was a scant three months and change after 9/11. I've always thought that something that hurt the Segway in the marketplace was the fact that here was the USA (where the thing was unveiled, invented, target market, etc.) recovering from its worst attack in history (terrorist or otherwise), the economy is in the shitter, and here's some eccentric genius trying to get everyone excited about a $5,000 scooter.

    Perhaps the Segway would have met the same "meh" fate either way but does anyone think that, had 9/11 never happened, the Segway would have met a better response?

    1. Re:9/11 Effect? by mugnyte · · Score: 1
      9/11? I doubt it. The segway is mostly a marketing boondoggle IMHO:
      • There is a narrow band of physically handicapped that it serves (there was already a wheelchair by Kamen's company that aided the "sitting style").
      • It only replaces walking, which is by far the number-one necessary motion for our population's health.
      • It weighs more than it's intended market can safely lift.
      • It performs poorly compared to a bicycle. (integration systems with autos, variations in design/collapse-ability, maintenance)
      • It costs more than a used car.
      • It cannot safely navigate curbs, cambered surfaces, or wet/slick surfaces
      • It is limited in distance and usage by a battery system that adds complexity, saves no overall energy, and ensures operating costs out of your control (price of energy).
      • It cannot "go everywhere" since overhead clearance indoors is an issue.
      • It's width, exposed wheels, potential for mishandling, precluded it from most cities' sidewalks.
      • It screams "pampered dork" in it's aesthetics.


      I'd much rather use a recumbant or upright bicycle. While not solving all of the above, it is a time-tested design that suffers from few comparable problems.
    2. Re:9/11 Effect? by Schnapple · · Score: 1
      It only replaces walking, which is by far the number-one necessary motion for our population's health.
      I always figured that the logic was something along the lines of this: There are places sufficiently far enough away from you that you get in your car and drive there. There are places close enough that you just walk. Then there are those places that are just far enough to where you don't want to walk, but driving would be a waste and a pain (parking, consumed gas, etc., short distance, etc.) The Segway is designed to where those locations are now easier to get to. Of course, like you said a Bicycle is almost perfect already plus it affords exercise. However if you don't want to exercise on the way to where you're going, risk the possibility of chain crease on your pants, etc. then a bicycle is not so hot. But the number of circumstances that meet all these conditions is, I guess, significantly small that the number of these things sold isn't a surprise.
    3. Re:9/11 Effect? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      [Snippage discussion of economic conditions post-911.]
       
       
      Perhaps the Segway would have met the same "meh" fate either way but does anyone think that, had 9/11 never happened, the Segway would have met a better response?

      No, the problems with the Segway itself still would have been place - and price was only one of them. Its still not really compatible with the real word, and its still a 'solution in search of a problem', no matter what the economic conditions are. Possibly, pre dot-bomb, they'd have sold more units - but it still is extremely unlikely to have been widely adopted.
  27. I had/have a number of issues with the segway by manno · · Score: 1, Insightful

    1. It's not clean running. just because it's electric does not mean it's "clean" there's a smokestack/nuclear plant/mam somewhere charging its batteries. And it is SIGNIFICANTLY less clean that walking.

    2. The biggest issue I have though is why encourage people to get less exercise than they get already? This has bugged me since I read the first over-hyped preview of the Segue. People should be encouraged to walk. Not to drop 5g's so every form of exercise they can possibly get should be removed from their life. My sister used to live in Atlanta and she told me it was the most obese city in the US. They say it's because you need to drive to get anywhere in the city. She put on 15lbs. in a year when she lived there. She moved to NYC and she dropped that 15lbs. and then some. Even with the Atlanta she had a fairly slender frame, after she had lived in NYC for about a year though she was the lightest I've ever seen her.

    3. and this one is very big a Segue takes up a lot more space than a person. Mostly because it's shape is static. I used to have a lot of house parties, and the place would get PACKED I'm not a small man in any sense of the word at the time I was playing rugby, lifting and was 6'4" and 240lbs and despite everyone being packed so tight it was a struggle to stretch you nose I could still get from one end of the house to the other. replace pedestrians with Segues, and you'll just end up with segue gridlock.

    The thing is doomed to a niche always was always will. It's not a mass market idea.

    1. Re:I had/have a number of issues with the segway by manno · · Score: 1

      Modding parent flaimbat is kind of messed up. It's just a joke. At leat that's how I took it, and it's my sister he's talking about.

    2. Re:I had/have a number of issues with the segway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My biggest issue with the Segway is that now it seems everyone forgot how to spell segue.

  28. In reality... by Svartalf · · Score: 1

    I think IT's just the start. Kamen's got some designs he's trying to bring to
    commercialization that turn the Segway into something like what you're hoping
    for. If his designs for a Stirling are as good as he seems to think of them,
    you'd use it in the segway to give it much more range- and it would be a device
    that'd use different fuels (Hell, you COULD do a thermal atomic pile if you were
    sure it'd not get ruptured and get unbelieveable results with that...).

    It's got potential- I just think he released the Segway before it was really ready
    (i.e. the power plant he's working on for it and other things weren't done...).

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    1. Re:In reality... by pizpot · · Score: 1

      In reality...

      I passed a group of segways on a tour along the river in Winnipeg today on my bike. I was amazed how slow and shakey they were. Not only that, but you don't get to sit down. LOL!

  29. Last time I recall the Segway on Slashdot... by StressGuy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I made a post that, in order for it to be successful, it must do the following.

    1) Be an order of magnitude cheaper

    2) Break down into a package small and light enough to carry on public transportation

    Otherwise, it's just an expensive glorified electric scooter

    I stand by my original accessment...

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    1. Re:Last time I recall the Segway on Slashdot... by owlnation · · Score: 1
      I stand by my original accessment...
      I agree. Can I also add...

      1) The whole cities redesigned thing - I think the deal with this is that you do actually have to redesign the cities first for Segway to take off. I doubt anyone is going to do that anytime soon. For example:

      Sedgway in most European cities (and I'm sure applies globally) - we have some streets that are 1000 years old with narrow paths, uneven surfaces and great big holes.
      Segway on footpaths where people walk - no, dangerous for the elderly, infirm and kids. Also physically difficult to achieve without redesigning something - kerbs etc. (just ask a wheelchairbound person how easy it is traversing most streets.)
      Segway on cyclepaths - as an avid cyclist I must say please no, they are too slow and too wide. They'd be even more of a pain than inline skaters.
      Segway on roads - is good on the whole and very much the way to go, but not very safe sharing lanes with cars, buses or (worst of all) taxis.

      As far as I understand, some of the above, and the legislation thereof and surrounding, are the reasons why Segway still isn't permitted in some EU countries (but I may be wrong on that one).

      2) The name has to go. "Segway" - not exactly dynamic, fun, exciting is it? Sounds like a name for a golf club or an Insurance Brokers.
    2. Re:Last time I recall the Segway on Slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Accessment? What the hell does that mean?

    3. Re:Last time I recall the Segway on Slashdot... by Nazmun · · Score: 1

      Uh that already exists, it's called a scooter. Don't think it's possible to keep the current features of a segway and make it smaller.

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  30. No biggie by lymond01 · · Score: 1

    It's like a really slow motorcycle or a really expensive electric razor (those two wheeled scooters) that you can't take inside a building. All it really did was make traffic cops more prone to being overweight since they don't have to walk their beat.

    Seems to me that anywhere the Segway can go, a person can walk or bike just as easily (or more easily). The people who could actually make use of it, the elderly, probably shouldn't risk riding one as even a multi-talented President can fall off of one.

  31. Never seen one by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

    Alas I'm in London so I've never seen one. Do they make a noise? How long do they go for inbetween charges?

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    1. Re:Never seen one by 99luftballon · · Score: 1

      You won't either (a fellow Londoner writes) thanks to saome barmy rules from the Department of Transport. In the UK Segway's are illegal to drive on the roads but they are also illegal on pavements. The only place you can ride one is on private land. Logic, it'll help us in the long run - Bill Hicks.

    2. Re:Never seen one by AGMW · · Score: 1
      I live in Surbiton and there's a chap around here who has one, and uses it to get to the train station, and for his onward journey from waterloo presumably to work. It does look seriously cool, but maybe no cooler than another fellow who uses roller blades.

      If I had 5K to spare I might have one to gather dust next to my bicycle that I hardly use either!

      It's all dressed up with no where to go.

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  32. i heart slashdot by NoData · · Score: 5, Funny

    Only here would a caveat about drunken Segway jousting be modded "informative."

  33. Acceptance would bring other problems by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 1

    One of the big problems with portable transportation devices (bikes, pocket motorcycles) is that by their very nature they help thieves get away with the loot all the quicker.

    Are you going to have to bring a kryptonite lock to secure your segway every time you go to the grocery store? Is it even designed for that? (having something just as strong as the lock to bolt onto, otherwise locking it would be pointless).

    1. Re:Acceptance would bring other problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All Segways come with a key which is unique to that machine. Without that key, it won't start.

    2. Re:Acceptance would bring other problems by hidden · · Score: 1

      and that stops me from pulling up in my pickup-truck and throwing it in the back....how?

    3. Re:Acceptance would bring other problems by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 1

      And I bet no one would even bat an eye if you did this at a park or in a parking lot. Just smile sheepishly and say "It ran out of batteries..."

  34. Re:Ultimate Problem: Too Expensive by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    Less than 1/50th the price. Not insignificantly, 22lbs is light enough to carry if it breaks down. The lightest Segway is 70lbs. When it breaks down (or, more often, shuts down with an Out Of Cheese error), you might as well call a tow-truck.

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  35. Segways will flourish when patents expire by erroneus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... the cost of these things is impractically high right now. Once competition is allowed to play, we'll see hundreds of knock-offs from other companies at rates that make them practical. By that time, they'll be even better with fuel cells and better batteries.

    1. Re:Segways will flourish when patents expire by pacalis · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. They'll also take the expensive gyro out and put the wheels in the front and back to make the forward balancing easier.

      Seriously, things too expensive to encourage adoption. When the patent does I would expect knockoffs of Kamen's/ P&Gs stairclimbing wheelchair using similar technology.

  36. It's not THAT complicated, after all... by Yvan256 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Someone made a "segway" with the old Lego MindStorms kit :
    http://www.teamhassenplug.org/robots/legway/

    I can see the Segway being expensive for being an electric scooter, but 5000$USD is way too expensive.

  37. dumbkamman by wheatking · · Score: 1

    Segway is the dumbest venture capital backed multi-millions of R&D backed contraption - EVER -- people -- lets see....segway is for those with LEGS and who can stand or walk or use their legs perfectly fine and makes them spend a few thousand dollars to go a little faster and not use their otherwise good-enough legs... DUMB DUMB DUMB. had he invented an affordable wheel chair for those who cannot use or move their legs - now there is something to talk about.

    1. Re:dumbkamman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it is not affordable, but he did invent a wheel chair that can climb stairs and stand up. The segway was actually a consumer off shoot of the wheelchair. Johnson & Johnson sell the wheel char, called the iBot.

  38. It's just needs a better power source by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    I think I've found one which matches the Segway's promise.

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  39. Re:All praise Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From your link:

    "What if the World Trade Center buildings were not brought down by planes or fires, but by explosives?

    That is what the physical evidence and video evidence indicate did happen."

    Not according to the NIST and ASCE. But because some self-proclaimed expert on the internet said otherwise, I should throw out all other opinions, rights?

    Conspiracy theorists like that give the rest of us a bad name.

  40. Re:Ultimate Problem: Too Expensive by Cruise_WD · · Score: 1

    Agreed - this is way too expensive for what it does.

    If the technology involved requires that level of pricing, then the product is over-engineered. I've never really had much use even for bikes, to be honest. If I'm in a hurry, I drive. If not, I walk - the inbetween state that bikes and the segway inhabit hold little appeal to me. Certainly several thousand for such a device is way overkill.

    It's a skateboard with a motor, basically. Like the original article says, it was a great solution in need of a problem. It sounds like the new business guy has his head well out of the clouds. Here's hoping the undoubted intelligence involved in the technology finally gets applied to something constructive.

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  41. NIMBY! by sherpajohn · · Score: 1

    Nothing to see in Toronto - they were banned in late 2005. Not that the people who scream down the sidewalks on motorized carts, or the bicycles that think the sidewalk and intersections are for them and stop lights, stop signs and one way streets and such are only for cars pose any risk, oh no - only the Segway would pose a danger. Right.

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  42. Unfortunately by Shivetya · · Score: 2, Interesting

    the problem I have with these machines is that some government agencies were providing to people who had fitness handicaps (lardasses) as a health benefit covered because of the ADA.

    Was really funny watching Atlanta issue a few of the machines to fat cops, cops who could not walk a beat if they had too. Seemed a few other government agencies began looking at these because of "union" rules interest.

    I would not mind the machines for people with genuine handicaps, but I certainly don't want to be forced to buy them with my tax money. There are other alternatives that worked for many years before without the need to spend an exhorbinant amount of money.

    The problem with genorisity of this sort is that its all so very easy to sell because its not your money and its a guilt trip if you oppose.

    A great invention, but too costly and limited in its current form.

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    1. Re:Unfortunately by Laen · · Score: 1

      Uhm. Source?

      The weight limit for a segway is 250 pounds, so providing it to overweight people doesn't make sense.

      Also, Medicare doesn't cover Segways-- though it does cover powered wheelchairs, for which the median price is around $5000.

  43. Fear and Loathing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Segway came out a few months after 9/11 and those of us in NY were wondering if it had to do with terrorism. Save the world type stuff. There was a mixture of curiosity and unease around it, which I think contributed to the let down that many of us NYs felt: "Oh, it's a scooter. Thank GOD! I thought it would be a special bomb!"

  44. People would rather walk? by pkulak · · Score: 1

    I would have never thought that people would choose to move under their own power rather then be hauled around in an upright wheelchair for the lazy.

    1. Re:People would rather walk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That really has been another issue for Segway. Their device is cool, but expensive. They basically need higher income young urbanites (the "beautiful people") to buy the thing. Those same people tend to like walking, biking and other forms of exercise. They certainly won't buy device associated with obesity. I have only seen a modest number of Segways and I can't help but notice that the riders look like they would benefit from walking. When Segway released the newer models and advertized that the rider can be 260lbs it didn't help change people's impression.

      Too bad really. The Segway is a great piece of engineering. It will find a market, but it won't be rich young San Francisco hipsters.

  45. my main issue with the segway: by imsabbel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Standing on a spot for a longer time is actually LESS comfortable than walking around.

    I would rather walk than stand put on that little platform, as is.
    if it were twice as fast, then it would make sense (but than again, its autostabilisation would crap its virutal pants when dealing with 4 times the kinetic energy).

    I met one once in real live, and while it was faster than walking pace, i could effortlessly drive a lot faster on a bike (which is cheaper, has "unlimited range", a physical autostabilisation called "rotational inertia" and light enough to just pick up and carry up some stairs)

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  46. What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The first Trade Center bombing revealed gross inadequacies in fire and police communications. By the time of the 9/11 attack none of the problems had been fixed. (Are you listening, Guilliani?) The people in our government have no interest in making things better, they are complewtely focused on the problem of remaining in control at all cost. And we keep them there.

  47. If Paris Hilton can fall off a Segway ... by kiddailey · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... it can't be impossible! :D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxtc75biScU

    She almost had a shish-ka-Paris with that mop strapped to her backside.

  48. For those who do not want to RFTA by Hercules+Peanut · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Segway is a solution looking for a problem.

  49. Re:Ultimate Problem: Too Expensive by dan+the+person · · Score: 1

    If I'm in a hurry, I drive. If not, I walk

    In london, if i'm in a hurry i cycle. If not, I walk.

    If im too drunk to do either i get a taxi. Cars are the slow way unless your heading home at 5am.

  50. Re:Ultimate Problem: Too Expensive by Woy · · Score: 1

    "It's a skateboard with a motor"

    and it doesnt work on water!

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  51. Easy by kbox · · Score: 1

    I heard they are so easy to ride only a cretinous moron could fall off of it.... What's that? George bush you say?

  52. Great for elderly tourists by niven · · Score: 1

    Here in Amsterdam there is apparently some company that rents them out to (mostly) elderly tourists. It seems pretty succesful.

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  53. Another tool for the wealthy and lazy. by LoudMusic · · Score: 1

    It costs a lot and replaces walking. Give me a break. It's WALKING. Get off your lazy ass and walk.

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  54. Only on private property by Teun · · Score: 1
    The biggest problem with contraptions like the Segway is the classification.
    It's near impossible to (safely) classify it as a motor vehicle for road use and because of the engine it can never be used on a walkway.

    If the manufacturer had put some of the commercial money in attempts to get it legally accepted they might have had a chance.

    In Europe it's for all purpose banned from public roads or sidewalks, you can only run it on private property.
    One of the few examples where it is used is by security personnel at Amsterdam airport, a private property.

    The disabled prefer a little scooter so they can sit.

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    1. Re:Only on private property by Laen · · Score: 1

      The disabled prefer a little scooter so they can sit.


      Some do. Some prefer to stand so they can look people in the eye and feel a little less disabled. Some just have balance or strength problems. Some like to be able to reach things on shelves. Some have problems getting up from a sitting position.
    2. Re:Only on private property by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are mis-informed. In the State of Ohio, a person on a Segway is legally a pedestrian, and can use sidewalks and roads (except roads with speed limits greater than 55 mph). This is also true for a number of other states.

      My wife and I have ridden our Segways on sidewalks in Columbus, and a friend and I have ridden all over downtown Cleveland. Most of the p[eople we see are friendly to us and the Segways, and they aren't at all a danger to other pedestrians (unless the person on the machine is a complete idiot).

      The US DOT has done a study of Segway use on multi-use paths, and found that it has a shorter stopping distance than a bike, is no wider than someone walking, and is very safe for others to be around. I claim they are also very good for running around at large, outdoor Antique shows (which I do on a regular basis). I can cover more ground, find things faster, and not get nearly as tired as when I had to walk these shows.

      And, on top of that, they're a great deal of fun!

    3. Re:Only on private property by Teun · · Score: 1
      I'm not misinformed, my perspective was mainly from a European point of view.
      But neither in the US there seems to be a nation-wide rule to where the Segway can be used.

      I fully agree the machine is fun but I was commenting on the horrible preparations of the market place by the 'Oh So Successful' marketing team.

      And you'll probably agree it'll never work to mix it in on downtown sidewalks.

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  55. Security Segways by StoatBringer · · Score: 1

    At Schipol airport (Amsterdam) the security guards buzz about on Segways. Single-level, flat areas with huge long corridors seem an ideal environment for them.

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  56. It's a heavy POS! by Ralgha · · Score: 1

    Its biggest problem is that it is that it's so bulky and heavy. It can't go everywhere, and when you get to a place where it can't go, you can't fold it up and put it in your pocket. Had they made it so you could collapse it and easily carry it with you, it would enjoy more success I think.

    1. Re:It's a heavy POS! by Yvan256 · · Score: 1
      Had they made it so you could collapse it and easily carry it with you, it would enjoy more success I think.
      In Soviet Russia, Segway carries YOU!
    2. Re:It's a heavy POS! by danlyke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Agreed. Not only are the the electric scooters that follow the standard scooter design foldable, lighter, and much cheaper, when the batteries run down they're still usable as a conventional scooter.

      When the batteries on the Segway run down you've got a 70 lb brick.

      I just read Code Name Ginger, which doesn't really ever throw the hard punches, but as I read the book I wondered two things:

      1. What was the honest reaction of all the guys hired in total secrecy when the discovered what the project was? During the interview process, nobody will tell you what it is. So you move yourself and your family out to New Hampshire, where you're pretty much committed to the job 'cause Kamen's company is the only high tech employer around, and you discover you're working on a scooter. The pay is okay, but, really, was the culture such that you could then say "what are you guys thinking and how do we turn this into a real product?", or are you then stuck building out someone else's vision?

      2. How could they miss that the people they showed it to who thought it was cool were all people with obscene amounts of disposable income? Steve Jobs, Jeff Bezos and John Doerr get together to look at the project, and even in a crowd with those kinds of financial resources one out of three calls "bullshit". Kinda. Surely even with Kamen's pathological secrecy complex there was someone else outside the company they could have found for some honest reaction.

      I'm also shocked and amazed at the "it's better to build a manufacturing process from scratch than show anyone else our product" mindset. If you think that you've got one great idea, you're deluding yourself. If, on the other hand, you think you can continually out-innovate and don't need to constantly remind yourself of the novelty of your one great idea by keeping it secret, then you've got a chance in the marketplace.

      Unfortunately, there's so much money in the front end of this process that there's no way they can let anyone else take the patented bits and run with it, the royalties the investors will expect are going to be far too high for anyone else to take a derivative product to market, so while there are some interesting things that I can foresee coming out of balancing on two wheels, it's only going to be sometime after the patents run out that we actually see interesting products.

  57. European vs North America adoption? by beaverfever · · Score: 1

    I am curious about how sales to Europe compare to sales within North America. In comparing sales, it's not just numbers I am thinking of but who is buying; average people looking for a practical tool vs rich people looking for a toy, comparisons of institutional buyers, etc.

    My questions come from the differences in lifestyle and culture, and imagining that Segways would not only be more useful in the existing European infrastructure, but more readily accepted there. Am I right or wrong? Who can sate my curiosity?

    1. Re:European vs North America adoption? by Joey7F · · Score: 1

      The never saw Segways while I was there this past winter (Jan-Mar) but I did see there are tours on them. Vienna is the only one I remember for sure, but I would think that London would be a good city for them.

      --Joey

    2. Re:European vs North America adoption? by Pop69 · · Score: 1

      London is a bad place for them unless you want to pay fines and/or do time.

      http://technology.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,204 11-2322051.html

    3. Re:European vs North America adoption? by gilgongo · · Score: 1

      I think the sales figures have been so miniscule as to make any comparison pretty much meaningless.

      Besides, it's not the fact that the Segway exists that's interesting, it's the fact that it exists at all. I think Kamen's genius was to make the whole thing a secret, because if he'd followed the normal route of product development he would have been laughed out of town. I wonder if he was thinking of Sir Clive Sinclair and the C5 when he came up with that tactic?

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  58. Well, that's the real life test, right there by Moraelin · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Even so, I would love to have one and I imagine most people would. I just wouldn't want to pay for it!


    Well, see, that IRL is actually the whole issue and measure of a product's worth: whether you'd pay the price for it, or not.

    Because if we're talking as in "well, if it was free of charge, I'd get one", then you've covered pretty much everything in that category. I know wouldn't refuse a lot of things, if they were free, even if they're bloody stupid and/or I have no intention of using them more than once or twice. But if they cost 0$, hey, I can just chuck it in the garbage bin later and I've lost nothing, right?

    The problem is that IRL most things aren't free, and bang/buck is actually a very important criterion. There's a moment when you look at a toy and at it's price tag, and decide, "gee, it would be bloody _stupid_ to pay _that_ much for that." And many a product ends up a dud not because it's a stupid product per se, but because it's just not worth the price tag it comes with.

    And that's where the Segway failed. You're not the only one who wouldn't mind one for free. I wouldn't either. I don't think much of it as a means of transportation, but, hey, it might make a good high-tech toy to play once or twice with. But when you slap a $5000 price tag on that toy, it start's looking like a stupid toy for people with more money than brains. I could even afford that price very easily, but looking at it from a bang-per-buck perspective, it's entirely too little bang for that kind of buck. I can easily think a _lot_ of other stuff to blow my money on, that would be more useful, fun, or whatever.
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    1. Re:Well, that's the real life test, right there by DanQuixote · · Score: 1


      Surprising that you call this a failure. I have seen many product launches and IMHO the Segway is far from a failure.

      If you don't like the cost, that only means you are not in the target market. The fact that they are still being sold, and that new models are being introduced, proves that there is a viable market at that price point.

      The statistics for product failure due to too low a price are surprisingly high. Sorry I don't have a link to back that up, but I've just seen it way too many times myself.

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      "We think people rightly feel that once they buy something, it stays bought," --Suw Charman, Open Rights Grp
    2. Re:Well, that's the real life test, right there by rolfwind · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the Cuecat.

      I don't know if it failed because it was too low of a price, but it was free and still failed.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CueCat

      (I actually think that if they made the CueCat into a normal or optical mouse at the same time, more people would have readily used it and eventually used the scanning device more too, and it would have had the benefits of not adding more crap onto the desk, wouldn't have added much to the manufacturing cost, etcetera).

  59. The Cynicism by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    When "IT" was first announced, I thought Kamen had come up with a new form of fuel that would replace petroleum and really "change the world".

    When "IT" was first announced, I didn't hear about it, because I ignore marketing hype.
    When colleagues kept pestering me about it, I told them it was all a big marketing hype campaign and they would be really disapointed... they didn't listen.
    Then when people started complaining about what a letdown the segway was compared to what they had built up in their minds that it could be, I only wanted a strong drink. People are dumb.

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    1. Re:The Cynicism by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it's just those you associate with? That came out wrong... what I mean to say is that I don't know /anyone/ who was surprised by the flop that was Segway; similarly, I've not really heard of anyone not involved in marketing, production , or paid analytics reports who was surprised either.

  60. Re:Ultimate Problem: Too Expensive by brer_rabbit · · Score: 1
    from your link:
    Maximum load: 180 lbs

    somehow I don't think this scooter will work for the average Slashdotter. Especially once loaded down with a laptop carrying backpack and bag of cheetos.

  61. Current uses... by lpangelrob · · Score: 1
    1. The U.S. Postal Service tested them for their outdoor routes. That didn't work out.
    2. The Chicago Police Department uses them on their beats. (Insert donut jokes here).
    3. Companies with huge, huge warehouses considered them for their workers to get around faster, but I don't know how well that's gone.
    4. I submitted this story two years ago about tours in Chicago via Segway. They're still around.
    5. The National Park Service uses them too, apparently. See here.
    1. Re:Current uses... by Mayhem178 · · Score: 1

      I've seen mall security at Circle Center Mall in Indianapolis using them, too.

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      "You will pay for your lack of vision..." - Emperor Palpatine to Ray Charles

  62. Attention crack-smoker: by shoolz · · Score: 1

    I lived in Montréal for 4 years. Your comment about "sensible bike lanes/routes" had me howling!

    - Number of bike lanes in Montréal: 2
    - Number of times I nearly got mowed down by a car on Sherbrooke Street: 750

    1. Re:Attention crack-smoker: by DeepHurtn! · · Score: 1
      Was your stay in the city recently? I'm living in Montreal now, and they do have a pretty decent bike route system; plus, they seem to be expanding it a lot. (For example, they're redoing the Parc/Pine interchange, and when it's done it will have bike lanes that connect nicely to some that they've recently put through the McGill ghetto.)

      If it weren't for the metre of snow on the ground for half the year, Montreal would actually be a pretty decent city to bike in these days. ;)

  63. Over-hyped by luwain · · Score: 1

    I'll never forget the dissapointment I felt when the Segway was finally revealed. I don't think the media backlash is the reason that the Segway did not revolutionize, well, anything... It just wasn't very revolutionary. Actually, I'm quite surprised that the Segway is still around, while the electric car has dissapeared. I didn't think for a moment that cities would be redesigned to accomodate Segways, but I did think that cities would have to be redesigned if Segways were ever going to become ubiquitous. From the ridiculous hype you would have thought that a portable anti-gravity unit had been invented (now that would have been revolutionary, -- not just for lazy people, but for emergency rescue personnel, etc...). The Segway was a solution waiting for a problem. I actually think widespread adoption of the Segway would create more problems ( more obesity, Segway-pedestrian accidents,
    etc..). It didn't even live up to it's "realistic" ads -- you can so fall off a Segway ( see George W. Bush :).

  64. Actually it is pretty easy to run into stuff by wsanders · · Score: 1

    I've rented Segways a couple times and it's not as easy as it looks. It's not easy to fall over, but it is easy to go around crashing into stuff. The Segway vendors do a brisk business in new fenders.

    I rode around Santa Barbara (CA) which has a lot of uneven sidewalks. The classic scenario is to hang up one wheel on something (the Segway is wider than your shoulders), then you execute an immediate 90-degree crash turn into whatever happens to be there. Negotiating curb cuts is tricky, since the device must remain reasonably level in the roll axis. Once you get some situational awareness it fine. It will stop on a dime (I was actually able to make the tires skid.)

    I was surprised how powerful the device was. It could lug my 200 pound white ass up the steep hills on the edge of S.B.'s downtown. After an hour of fooling around, I was down about 2/3 of a charge, although that included some hill-climbing, just to see how much torque the thing could crank out.

    If it cost $2000 less I would buy one.

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  65. FWIW - maybe 5 years isn't long enough by BiOFH · · Score: 1

    FWIW, I've seen the cops here (Harvard/Cambridge) training up to use them.
    I'm not sure that the Segway will ever live up to the hype, but maybe 5 years is too soon to judge its impact.
    The sectors where it will impact the most are the slowest on the uptake for emerging technologies (gov't, for example, they need to have a good fight about it first, then quietly adopt it).

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  66. Change the world? Not my world... by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    >If the Segway was introduced at $500 instead of $5000, it would have changed the world.

    I dunno. Scooters, bicycles, all are pretty much useless to me. Where I live, except for a gas station about 5 minutes away by car, everything is 30 minutes away - by car. I commute about 30 miles each way to work, at highway and interstate speeds.

    Any and every time I leave the house, it needs to be in a vehicle that can travel at least 70 MPH and has a range of 100 miles, and keeps me comfortable in any kind of weather.

    No scooter can do that.

    My next car will likely be a Smart Car http://www.smartcarofamerica.com/ . Have THOSE made in China so that they retail for $5000 a pop and THAT will change the world.

    Steve

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  67. Re:Ultimate Problem: Too Expensive by westlake · · Score: 1
    I'm not sure about it's viability in Boston winter conditions

    This is likely to be the deal-breaker in any climate less benign and predictable than Hawaii.

  68. One perfect market is tourism by RoverDaddy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Like some other respondents below, I recently had a chance to try out a Segway on a 90 minute tour at a mountain resort. It was an amazing experience. I was quite surprised how much power those things have - essential for climbing up those trails and twisting resort roads.

    And yes, you sure as hell can fall off, especially if you take a turn at speed. The thing turns by counter-rotating the two wheels, so its turning radius is nearly zero. Due to considerable inertia, the turning radius of my body is quite a bit greater than zero when moving forward at 12 mph. Note however, I never fell off, although it was close a couple times.

    Is the segway revolutionary? At $5000 a pop, not a chance. Too bad they couldn't get the price down to the $1000 range. Is the segway useful? The people complaining that it just replaces WALKING should note that 3x the speed makes quite a difference, as well as the fact that not all of us could walk 26 miles a day without serious physical discomfort.

    Whether it's useful or not, I suspect we'll be seeing more and more operating within the tourism industry.

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  69. I thought by kurtis25 · · Score: 1

    I looked into buying one for my 1.7 miles commute. We can use them on the paved trail where I live so it would be safe and fuel efficient. I saw 2 downsides; first was price it was to expensive (although a quick office poll showed I could make a few bucks selling test rides) and second was storage. I live in an apartment which means no garage and reduced ability to modify my area for parking/storage. I would have to bring the thing in every night to prevent theft and my wife doesn't want a Segway sitting next to the kitchen table (imagine that). I did not buy so I continue to polite and destroy my car.

  70. IT's teh gay by Drunkulus · · Score: 1

    Gayest thing I've ever seen. And yes I've been to the Pride Parade in San Francisco.

  71. Why the Segway failed: by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    Reasons # 1 - 100. percieved value for dollar.

    It's *just not worth the money*. There are (x) needs for movement outside the home. to list a few:

    a. go to work
    b. go to school
    c. go to market (food, clothing, other mundanities)
    d. go to cultural activity (art, music, religion, party, movies, restaurants, etc.)

    How can the Segway get me to a/b/c/d faster than:
    * walking
    * driving
    * bicycling
    * public transport

    the Segway is probably faster than walking. So, a/b are viable to the Segway vs. normally walking. However, shopping is right out - it has no trailer and you need both hands to control it. So you can't go shopping in a Segway. Going to cultural activities is usually done in pairs or groups. The Segway carries one, so it is marginally worse than walking to cultural activities, if walking is the normal method of getting to such activities.

    If you normally drive to work or school, the Segway cannot compete in terms of speed, except in the narrow sense of inner city driving where cars are slow and parking is scarce. Otherwise, the Segway loses in every category. The AVERAGE cost of a car in the USA is $8000 per year. So, for $3k more, you get to blast down to the beach on a sunny day at 80mph.

    If you normally bicycle to the above mentioned activities, the Segway also loses. Bicycles are easily fitted with pannier bags and trailers, so bicycles are easily outfitted for significant shopping. With an electric assist, similar to the segway, bicycles (as ebikes) can actually compete with automobiles, even in a number of suburban locales. A full on eBike (say, a decent bike converted to a Stokemonkey)with massive panniers and an extra seat for a kid is often less than $2000 - less than half of a Segway, and a damn sight faster as well (A stokemonkey can easily hit un-pedalled speeds of 20mph. Pedalling gets it up to 25 - 30mph). There are other conversion systems for ebikes: Cyclone for instance, and many many manufacturers are coming out with electric assist bikes.

    So, the Segway is 50/50 versus walking, loses against a bike, doesn't hold a candle to a car. Now: Public transport.

    Public transport works in a few modes: intra-urban transport (such as the NY City Subway or the SF Muni) inter-urban transport (the NJ/NY PATH train, or the SF Bay Area BART system) and inter-city transport (NJ Transit, LIRR, Amtrak near NYC or CalTran for the Bay Area). Obviously, if you're shlepping to NYC from Metuchen or SF from Palo Alto, you're NOT going to do it in a Segway. You'll take NJ Transit or CalTran. If you're going to NYC from Newark you'll take the PATH, Oakland to SF - BART. If you're going to Downtown from (NY) Upper West Side or (SF) Inner Sunset, you'll take public transport. Why? Because in NYC a Segway is TOO SLOW. In SF, you'll never get it past Twin Peaks. So, in these two (and common) examples, the Segway doesn't even hold its own against an even mediocre (MUNI) subway system.

    As a consequence, the percieved value of a $5000 scooter (Segway) FAILS against the simple expediencies of Driving long distances, Biking shorter distances, commuting by public transport, and walking three blocks to get some beer and a pack of smokes.

    Also, the Segway weighs about 33 kg. (IIRC). The average bike weighs about half that. The average eBike weighs 2/3s that, and goes 3x as fast and costs half as much. A Stokemonkey weighs as much as a Segway, but it's freakin' huge and is more of a slow green substitute for local automobile travel than a simple bike - it can carry a passenger and four sacks of groceries - AND go 2x as fast as a Segway. So, in every possible way, the Segway sucks. It's heavy, slow, has no capacity, and is 5/8 the cost of an average automobile. In other words: It's Useless.

    Everyone did the same calculation all at once, and that's why the Segway failed. It was a bad idea with a mediocre execution.

    Now - get off your ass and walk.

    RS

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  72. Never underestimate the power of pathetic by Sindri · · Score: 1

    Segway failed because they underestimated how lazy people are, I bet those electric scooter chair things are outselling it by far.

  73. Seems like bad PR to me by Moraelin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The ultimate purpose of PR or marketting is to sell a product. That's it. That's why we pay those people.

    In the over-production economy of today it's damn easy to produce lots of anything, but it's hard to sell it. Insert your favourite product and major corporation manufacturing it, and it would be trivial for them to ramp their production to the point where it exceeds world demand. Nike or Adidas could swamp the world in sports shoes, Samsung could bury the world in TVs, and Coca Cola could easily ramp its production to the point where the whole human species could drink only that. That's not the problem. The problem is selling that stuff.

    _That_ is the problem that marketting and PR were supposed to solve. Plain and simple. That's why their clients pay for their services.

    A marketting or PR campaign whose backlash actually hurts product sales (e.g., Daikatana and the massive backlash to the "John Romero will make you his bitch" campaign), is plain and simple a flop. I don't know how you want to redefine PR's job, but from the client's point of view, he didn't get _his_ problem solved: selling more products. That's the real problem he had and needed solved. Anything else is just missing the point and solving the wrong problem.

    Just exposure is damn easy to get. You only need to fund a spam campaign or something equally stupid, and you'll get all the negative exposure you can possibly hope for. Or get your products to fail in some spectacular way. (Incendiary laptops with Sony batteries, anyone?) That'll get you in everyone's head. But that's not the exposure anyone actually wants.

    The trick is getting the kind of exposure that makes people actually want to buy the product. You need to get people to associate product with being cool, trendy, hip, or just having some benefit out of it. Stuff that makes them want to buy product X instead of product Y. (E.g., make them want Coca Cola instead of Pepsi or water from the tap.) That's really what the client pays for, and that's why he pays trained experts instead of just doing some hare-brained publicity stunt himself.

    Isolating half of the issue as "only that's my job, and it doesn't involve whether or not it helps you" is missing the point. Saying "my job is to create market awareness, it's not my job whether it also helps your business or kill it" is as stupid as hearing a surgeon say, "well, my job is only to cut you open, not to actually remove your appendix and/or make sure you survive."

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  74. Segway accomplished one and only one amazing feat by soft_guy · · Score: 1

    It was able to turn Steve Wozniak into a world class athlete.

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  75. bigger than the Internet by subaudio · · Score: 1
    does anyone rember hearing that "it" would be bigger than the Internet. well that didn't seem to have worked out so well. form an article.http://jscms.jrn.columbia.edu/cns/2006-04- 04/ovide-segways/

    Proponents said the Segway would be bigger than the Internet and more revolutionary than the personal computer. Kamen told Time magazine in 2001 that the Segway "will be to the car what the car was to the horse and buggy." A headline in Time magazine asked the startling question: "Could this thing really change the world?" The answer appears to be no.
  76. FTA: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "This was all much ado about a $5,000 scooter."

    The key here is $5,000. I can buy a car for that much; yes, a used one but one that will get me where I want to go. And not just in the city, it will get me everywhere. And do so warmly in winter, cooly in summer, and dryly when it rains. I live in Illinois, where they say "What, you don't like the weather? Well, just wait twenty minutes!"

    I can buy a brand new bicycle for under $100. It has all the limitations of a Segway except price.

    Kamen says every invention is a response to a problem. But the problem he wanted to solve -- the need for a clean, energy efficient vehicle that could coexist with pedestrians and replace the car in the world's cities -- was one that others didn't see.

    It's not that the problem he wanted to solve doesn't exist, or that others couldn't see it, it's that his answer doesn't solve the problem. The answer to the question he wanted to solve could not possibly be one that costs $5,000 each.

    Odd how a rich man could have missed this? Nope. They keep making that same stupid mistake; the mistake being that they think everyone is like them. We aren't.

    They do it with computers. My first cost $100, a Timex-Sinclair, back when the IBM-PC cost as much as a segway. Lately they designed the "$100 laptop" and the rich idiots bood. "Who would want something so puny?" Er, ME!

    You see it in the movie and music industries, complaining stupidly that a copied song is a lost sale, not realising that we not only don't have enough money to download everything, we don't have the time, either. Give me a ten cent download of a song with no restrictions, a dollar download of a movie with no restrictions, and you'll get a couple of extra bucks from me (provided the music folks produce something I'd want to download, even for free, and provided they acted like humans so the boycott could stop).

    HDTV? Who needs it? I already have TV set I paid $1000 for that I seldom watch. No way am I shelling out for a big enough TV that high definition would even matter.

    And they wonder why only half of eligible voters show up at the polls? Same reason; the candidates are arguing about flag burning and gay marriage and racism and Iraq and terrorism when voters just want someone to get us out of war and recession. So long as neither candidate talks about issues voters care about, they're not voting.

    Yes, this little rant may seem off topic, but it's not. It's about the rich man's distorted view of the world; the real reason that the Segway doesn't matter. Make them for a hundred bucks each and they'll matter.

    What I'd like to know is why one has to cost more than a used car? I mean, a computer, a couple of wheels, some sheet metal and some tubing. Why are these things so stupidly expensive?
  77. Celebration Florida by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As an early adopter (#23)...
    Celebration Florida is (I believe) the "greenest" city. The Segway did not play a vital role for the city's green tint; but (like any other city's "potential") green infrastructure and adoption of green machines is critical. The Segway PT is just a small player "thinking green" and the company realizes they are just the first in personal, safe, and green transportation.

    "The Segway PT. Personal...Safe...Green."

  78. Re:The Segway can't replace a car, Part 2... by WATYF · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...more reasons why it's absurd to suggest that the Segway would be replacing cars (or even bikes/scooters) any time soon (or ever). This, of course, only applies to urban areas... there are other obvious reasons why it's useless outside of a large, dense metropolitan area.

    1) You can only transport 1 person on it. Even in the $500 Civic, you'll still probably be able to take your wife/girlfriend and a buddy or two along. With the Segway, you'd have to shell out *another* $5000 for each person who wants to go with. So when you wanna go for a nice Sunday "stroll", or go grab some food a few blocks away, you better hope you like doing it alone. :o)

    2) The transportation of even reasonably bulky items isn't possible. Planning on traveling with anything more then the clothes on your back...? Well, the $500 Civic wins that one by a landslide... heck, even the old fashioned scooter (and possibly even a bike) would probably win this one by a good margin.

    3) It can't (or most likely "won't") be used to go very far. I think its limit is somewhere between 10 and 20 miles per charge. But more importantly, you're *standing* while you're traveling, so you won't want to go more than a few miles. (Remember, if you weren't interested in being lazy, then you wouldn't have bought a Segway in the first place.) ;o) People who want to exert themselves will walk or use a bike, people who want to relax while traveling will get the $500 Civic.


    I honestly think that the Segway (as a whole) is the most impractical invention ever created. I think that the technology behind it is freaking amazing... but unfortunately, they took ground-breaking new tech, and put it in a completely impractical device. There isn't a single thing that a Segway can do that can't be done better and (usually much) cheaper by using other transportation methods that have been around for a hundred (or even thousands of) years. The only scenario I can think of where the practical *function* of a Segway supersedes other methods is for police officers doing day-long foot patrols. But then, the function is the only advantage... when you factor in the cost... it's outrageous. My tax dollars paying $5000 per-person just so cops don't have to walk (God forbid), while they patrol the city?

    I think the benefit of a Segway exists only in novelty. It's cool as hell, but not much more can be said than that.


    WATYF

  79. The problem with the segway by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

    was simply that there was huge hype, followed by an expensive product that didn't do anything amazing, other than balance itself. Tons of cool factor, but why do I need it? Why do I need it for $5,000?!? The market answered. We don't.

    It's half the price of a cheap car, lots slower, much more limited range, dangerous to ride on a roadway, dangerous to pedestrians on a sidewalk, holds one person, minimal cargo capacity, need I go on? It's not price competitive. It's not going to change the world, but it might become the plaything of people (or municipalities) with too much money.

    I go over much the same issues in wanting to replace a car. I'd like a hybrid. Too expensive vs the gas it saves. Ok, how about a used Insight? Only carries two people.

    The segway is just another example of a really, really cool idea that doesn't solve a problem.

  80. Re:The Segway can't replace a car, Part 2... by agallagh42 · · Score: 1

    "I think the benefit of a Segway exists only in novelty. It's cool as hell, but not much more can be said than that."

    Well said. I agree wholeheartedly.

    Even for cops though, the function is probably bettered by the bicycle. If you're chasing some perp on the Segway, and he darts down a flight of stairs, you can follow him on your bike. Not so much on a Segway...

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  81. Where segway missed out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    I think where the Segway missed out is in the "tuner" aftermarket...

    Hell you can't even get spinners for the thing.

    Imagine a NASCAR style racing series with souped up Segways ripping around the track @ 100+ mph...

    It would be more dangerous than roller derby!

  82. Shakespeare's Segway Commentary by Vice_Cubehead · · Score: 1

    "Oft expectation fails, and most oft there / Where most it promises; and oft it hits / Where hope is coldest, and despair most fits." --From All's Well That Ends Well (II, i, 145-147)

  83. What happend to that pt-whatever shill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They sure were spamming here with lots of stories & comments about the over-hyped and priced scooter, along with links to their shitty site.

  84. You guys aren't suggesting alternatives by dspyder · · Score: 1
    I have a 12.5 mile commute on a back road signposted at 45mph but almost entirely stop and go traffic.

    • An NEV is limited to 25mph and legal only on roads signposted 35mph or less.
    • Walking is not an alternative (too slow and too hot during summer)
    • Public transit is 2 miles from my house then an hour and a half in roughly the wrong direction then a mile and a half walk to my office
    • Bicycling can be done, but I arrive to work hot and sweaty (no showers here) and it's hard to carry my laptop and a change of clothes and shoes (sweaty in a backup)
    • A Sparrow (now NmG) is $25k with limited parts support and unknown problems and battery life, plus getting insurance is still an unknown
    • The ZAP Xebra is close.... but the company is extremely unreliable and the thing is just f-ing ugly and the chinese quality and battery life is a big unknown at this point.
    • A hybrid is just as much hype as the Segway, not delivering near the mileage promised with unknown life expentancy and increased purchase cost over a standard car... and you're still buying from the oil industry.
    • Small diesels (Smart, VW, etc.) are not available here in the US... and Diesel is still controlled by the oil industry and market prices

    The Segway (in fact nearly any electric scooter) _almost_ works.... but it still doesn't quite have the speed or the range and the definitive legality in bicycle lanes in every city along my route. I got a chance to use one after knee surgery and it was AMAZING the flexibility and control it gives you. In that regard it _is_ better than a traditional sit-on scooter, but the 3 wheeled version is nearly as good. Assuming they get actual range carrying my weight.

    So, smart-alec Segway bashers.... what _real_ alernative have you got for me??
    1. Re:You guys aren't suggesting alternatives by faedle · · Score: 1

      When you say "Small diesels are not available in the US", are you referring to the Volkswagen turbodiesel New Beetle I have sitting in my driveway in Portland, OR? The one that burns 100% biodiesel?

    2. Re:You guys aren't suggesting alternatives by pacalis · · Score: 1

      your constraints seem random. Why not a motorbike? 60mph, 120 mpg, $2k+ insurance, or buy used for under $500.

    3. Re:You guys aren't suggesting alternatives by imsabbel · · Score: 1

      Or why not just driving a bike more slowly?
      Still twice as fast as a segway, and no sweat and stuff...

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    4. Re:You guys aren't suggesting alternatives by dspyder · · Score: 1

      That is my current vehicle, 2000 CBR600F4. :) However the road I commute on is under construction so you can not legally pass (no lane splitting). Also, the proper gear is extremely hot during the 100+ degree summers we get here.

      Also, I would like to be gasoline free entirely as my house is solar-powered.

    5. Re:You guys aren't suggesting alternatives by pacalis · · Score: 1

      Nice bike, sounds like you're all set. But a thought - wouldn't scrapping you bike be less environmentally friendly than just driving it for the next few years? Also, I would like to fly to work as my grass is solar powered. Couldn't resist.. : )

  85. Shouldn't have to turn it on first by neonfrog · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A device, whose sole trick is balance achieved electromechanically, should be smart enough to sense when a foot and a hand are on it and thus throw itself into balance mode. Sure, you'd need a key to actually go anywhere, but no on-board logic to help prevent you from falling on your face without following a prescribed power on sequence? Not even optionally? Bad design!

    My car has NEVER caused me to hurtle dangerously out of the driver's seat because I failed to turn a key.

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    1. Re:Shouldn't have to turn it on first by Phisbut · · Score: 1
      A device, whose sole trick is balance achieved electromechanically, should be smart enough to sense when a foot and a hand are on it and thus throw itself into balance mode. Sure, you'd need a key to actually go anywhere, but no on-board logic to help prevent you from falling on your face without following a prescribed power on sequence?

      The Segway balances itself by going forward faster when your center of mass goes forward, and going slower, or backwards, when your center of mass goes backward. Knowing that, how can it get into "balance mode" without going anywhere?

      Bad design! My car has NEVER caused me to hurtle dangerously out of the driver's seat because I failed to turn a key.

      Get on a motorcycle, remove the "parking leg" (or whatever it's called), and then get your feet off the ground without turning a key. Try not to hurtle dangerously.

      Staying balanced on 4 wheels is easy. Staying balanced on 2 wheels is hard.

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    2. Re:Shouldn't have to turn it on first by neonfrog · · Score: 1

      The Segway also uses gyros, otherwise it would be useless for ... wait for it ... stopping. You know, that thing you do when you're done going? Even if the entire stopping and standing "still" activity requires micro-motions of the wheels, well that just tells you it CAN stay balanced in one place so it, um, should.

      You added a step for the motorcyle. If the stand is down, it is balancing for me when I sit on it not moving (we are talking about not moving, here, right? I am.). And that's on a $200 scrap bike from the side of the road. The Seg, at $5k, should be a teeny bit more featured, or at least as featured. The new "key" dongle thing should make the Seg aware of you without even going through a sequence. Falling because you forgot to push a button is just a silly design.

      A motorcycle or bicyle is designed to require you to have a foot on the ground to balance at stop (with the stand exception being a bonus). A Segway is designed to have both feet off the ground when stopped. Understand the difference yet?

      A motorcyle or bicycle is a mostly mechanical contraption using over 100 year old technology. A Segway was designed in this century as a modern transport device. There's really no excuse for getting it wrong. And it really isn't that difficult to get it right (it's just freakin' software!). What would YOU expect for your $5k-spot?

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  86. My mistake... by StressGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I started the word in question with "Acc", what I needed was some "Ass" to come along and fix it.

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  87. Blame the dealers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One interesting thing to note is that it's not so much the over-hype that hurt Segway sales, but the distribution model someone talked Kamen into implementing.

    Segways are sold through franchised dealers, just like cars. The dealers had to buy a number of Segways to get their franchise. This intial expense limited the minimum price of Segways to one that would allow dealers to recoup their initial investment. They had to do this before they could start making any money for themselves. Unfortunately, that price was rather high and the economy crashed about the same time the Segway was released. Dealers did not sell as many units as they had expected and had too keep prices high just to stay in business. Because sales never took off, the franchised dealers have made it difficult for Kamen and Co. to explore other opportunities, since they want a profit first (not sure how the Sam's club deal happened). And, if anyone dealer lowers prices, they'll suffer the wrath of the others. So, until the franchises expire or all go out of business, we're stuck with expensive Segways.

    Another unintended consequence was the backlash from golf cart dealers. The golf-bag enabled Segway has been banned from most courses thanks to their lobbying efforts. Another huge market opportunity lost.

    *sigh*

  88. Better alternative to Segway by marvelite · · Score: 1

    I would prefer this item http://www.leftlanenews.com/2006/04/23/bmws-clever -concept-completed/ to the Segway. No need to redesign cities. It's more practical, combining the convenience and fun of a motorbike with the safety and comfort of a car, plus you actually look cool riding one, unlike a Segway which makes you look like a dork. Opinions please.

  89. I'd rather buy a bike with fun- and cult-factor by polemon · · Score: 1

    Recently, I bought a bicycle for 400 Euros. It's an old military 'velo' from Switzerland, a so called "Ordonnanz-Rad". Build in 1936, it'll definately NOT revolutionize the world, and is not really a bargain as well. But it's still something I'd rather spend silly money on, than something, that its coolness-factor is desputed and usefulness simply not existent. Let alone its cost-performance ratio. Well, as a Computer Science student, I'll definatelly go for a 36' bike, that a poorly conceived 00' invention. After all, the swiss-army-bikes made it through seventy years of history - including a world war - but the Segway, won't last another five years, IMHO... --polemon

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  90. The better alternative by marvelite · · Score: 1

    I would prefer this item http://www.leftlanenews.com/2006/04/23/bmws-clever -concept-completed/ to the Segway. No need to redesign cities. It's much more practical, combining the convenience and fun of a motorbike with the safety and comfort of a car, plus you actually look cool riding one, unlike a Segway which makes you look like a dork. Opinions please.

  91. Re:not a great solution by zmollusc · · Score: 1

    You say 'the motor vehicle is still one of the worst possible solutions to the problem of getting a 150lb occupant from one place to another', but how often is that the problem?

    The personal transport problem is more often 'how do i quickly transport myself and some luggage 5 miles or more to a specific location at little notice?'

    Bicycles are fine for short journeys on flat ground in good weather with no luggage and no schedule to keep. Ditto segways.

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  92. Indicative of the world Today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It always struck me that this whole thing was indicative of the world today. The US is the most obese nation on the earth - and what gets invented? A machine that takes out the 100 or so yards of walking that people actually have to do now and then. This wasn't some device that could be used to travel miles for commute purposes (i.e. like a bike) it was a short range couple hundred yard device designed to remove actually doing *any* exercise whatsoever. (Or rather free exercise - I am sure the hope was that upwardly mobile types would pay 5k for the machine and not move an inch all day - then pay another 500 bucks per annum for a gym subscription and lavish themselves in the luxury of not moving an inch while spending an hour on a walking machine).

    Not only does it get invented, but it gets more publicity and "four thumbs up" reviews than eating a healthy diet ever could.

    When Homer complains that here he was working his ass off chewing and breathing his words are scarily coming closer to reality with each passing year.

  93. Re:Ultimate Problem: Too Expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ever since the Segway hit the market and especially since I got a chance to use one for a few short minutes I WANT ONE. If I can ever afford it (when I become rich or Segways become cheap), I will surely buy one.

  94. Re:Ultimate Problem: Too Expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are two ultimate problems.

    1) Too expensive.
    2) You will look like a tool if you ride one of these.

    I am not someone really concerned what other people think, but what kind of poser loser would actually buy one of these?

  95. WTF?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WHAT THE FUCK was that?!!?

  96. The Segway sucks, ride a bike by MoxFulder · · Score: 1

    The Segway costs, oh, $5000 and goes about 10 mph maximum. I have three road bikes, including one that would have been around $1200 new, and they all go much faster than a Segway, can go over curves and dirt and such, can be carried up and down stairs easily, don't need to be plugged in, and can carry a lot of cargo with a rack and panniers (30-40 lbs of groceries, no problem). Because I'm in good shape and ride my bikes every day, I hardly notice the effort of riding unless it's on very steep hills over long distances in warm weather.

    You want to talk about a technological marvel that's revolutionized personal transportation? Let's talk about the bike some more! The bicycle was the impetus for the creation of good paved roads in the late 19th century, literally paving the way for motorized automobiles. A human on a bicycle is 3 times more fuel-efficient than a walking human... a Prius with 5 passengers is still about 4 times LESS efficient than a walking human. The bicycle was the first major application of precision ball bearings, spoked wheels, roller chain, and pneumatic tires. Modern racing bikes use materials that are far more imaginative and high-tech than those used in the automotive industry: variable-thickness metal tubing, carbon fiber monocoque frames, exotic steel alloys that actually get stronger when they are welded together, ceramic bearings, etc. Furthermore, there are something like 2 billion people in the world today who own and ride bicycles, FAR exceeding the number who use automobiles.

    So, uhm, why the hell does anyone care about the Segway? Is it because we are so lazy in the western world that we can't ever bear to exert ourselves to move short distances and in spaces where cars aren't allowed? The Segway solves none of the problems of the bicycle, and it's much slower, much more expensive, and less maneuverable to boot.

  97. Re:Change the world? Not my world... by Profound · · Score: 1

    >> Where I live, except for a gas station about 5 minutes away by car, everything is 30 minutes away - by car. I commute about 30 miles each way to work

    It seems that your lifestyle is only sustainable given extremely cheap energy. Maybe you should think about moving closer to where you work and useful services (or telecommuting) rather than waiting for technology to maintain your outrageous transportation demands.

    It is terrible that governments and councils allow this kind of development where people need to use so much energy to perform daily functions. Energy won't always be this cheap.

  98. The cuecat was just stupid by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Well, I don't think it failed because of the too low price. It was one of those unbelievably stupid ideas that came out of the dot-com era, and you have to wonder what were they smoking when they came up with it.

    And it was a PR mess too, when it turned out that it's just a physical spyware product: it called home so they could compile a database of what products were you interested in, for their marketting purposes. I'm sorry, but I find that just as unethical in a physical product as in a program. The way they handled that mess only made it worse, and the security breach where they exposed all the user data didn't help with privacy concerns either. Especially since, again, the only reason that data was there in the first place is that those idiots didn't as much try to offer a valuable service as just run a data collection operation.

    Unfortunately this makes it even more stupid. There are many ways to spy on users, and while they're highly unethical, they also cost next to nothing. Spending millions on a physical product and on mailing it, just so you can spy on Joe Average, is pure lunacy.

    And in a sense, the CueCat wasn't their product and you weren't their customer. _You_ (or rather your data) were the actual product they were planning to sell to the highest bidder, and the CueCat was just the device to collect that data. The customer, god knows who they had in mind there. As it was the dot-com era, probably some ad provider. And the product, again, was your personal data and shopping habbits. That was the product that flopped, not the CueCat. Was that priced too high or too low? I guess we'll never know, but obviously there weren't many that wanted to pay much for it.

    Yes, it could have been turned into something more useful, maybe an optical mouse as you say. I doubt that it would have helped that user data database (their real product) much, though, since if most people just think of it as a mouse and never scan those URLs, they don't contribute much to it.

    And it was during the fall of the dot-com era anyway. Advertising money were in free fall for everyone, and VCs were starting to re-discover reality too. I doubt that, even if they could make a working targetted advertising model out of it, they could have possibly gotten enough advertising money to cover their costs.

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  99. A more user friendly Segway? by Editorgirl35 · · Score: 1

    Apparently the Segway company has developed a new steering system to make the it easier for riders to maneuver. Check it out at: http://www.designnews.com/article/CA6368834.html

    1. Re:A more user friendly Segway? by killabrew · · Score: 1

      Segway's will never catch on, they should just give up. What ever happened to all those segways that were sold on Amazon, i haven't seen a single one since they were introduced. I'd prefer to walk to where I'm going!

  100. Uninformed opinioins are like... by segway+user · · Score: 1

    Everybodies got one. First, the Segway is not designed to replace walking. It does not compete with walking. If I am going to the corner store like I did before the Segway, I will walk. It is 4 blocks. Short walk. Second, the Segway is not designed to replace a car. It does not compete with cars. If I am going to go 30 miles, I drive. 70% of all car trips in the U.S. are single occupant, 4 miles or less. This is what the Segway was designed to replace. Now, flame away and say ride a bike. Sure, why not. In a suit in Texas in July. In Miami any day of the year. I commute almost 5 miles on the Segway. 20 minutes door to door. Down a bike path. Now, I know, too slow and too wide. I get passed by 1 bike each way each day. I pass many bikes each day. I am 1/4 as wide as the rollerbladers on the path. I am narrower than a lot of the mountain bikes. I spend about 6 cents a day for electricity. What if it rains? Well, remember when I said it does not compete with a car? On rainy days I commute in a car. About 17 minutes door to door. 7 stop signs 19 traffic signals with horrible traffic, on 30 MPH or slower streets will do that to a commute. Over and over on this board, I see references to people being shaky on the machine. Guess what, you are talking about tour groups (probably have less that 1 hour on it)and people trying the machine(probably have less than 5 minutes on it). It takes a some time to give up your balance and allow the machine to balance for you. Try asking someone who really rides one if it is shaky. I ride it hands free often. It is only shaky if you make it shaky. Yes, if you were on it and it was shaking, that is because you were trying to balance it, and it was doing its best to counteract the bizarre control inputs you were giving it. Over and over on this board you hear about Bush falling off. Guess what folks, generally things like turning on the lights and getting the car started are done for presidents. He was delayed, and the old software shut the machine down after 1 minute. So when he was handed the machine, he assumed it was on. Guess what, that software was revised 2 years ago. It is really just 2 very powerful computers, and when they are off, they can't balance anything. Do you blast your computer because you cannot see the letters you type when it is off? Over and over on this board we hear stories about jerky weird steering and running into walls while drunk segway jousting. So it took some time to learn. How long did it take to learn how to steer properly in a car. I have friends who are 30+ who still have not mastered the art of making one arc around a freeway turn. You know this person, don't tell me you don't, the person who steers a little too much, then lets off, the steers too much again. And guess what? The reason there was a Segway article is Segway redesigned the steering so that is not how you control it. The new steering is simply lean while holding the handles in the direction you want to go, and it goes there. Nothing to learn, it simply works. Just a couple Segway facts for all of you who post whatever incorrect facts you need to support your closeminded opinions. Speed=12.5mph/20kph. Range=20-26 miles/32-40km. Maintenance=check tire pressure and charge. Now, I know I will change zero opinions here. Your minds are made up. And you are right. Today for most people this would simply be an expensive toy. I happen to live in a situation where it works. I put gas in the car about once every 6 weeks. But imagine this. Change one lane on the road to an PEV lane. Allow Segways on the Cal train. Ride the Segway 5 miles from home in San Jose the the Train station. Ride the Caltrain to San Fransisco. Ride 3 miles from the train station to your office. Up and down the hills. None in Frisco are nearly steep enough to stop a Segway. Plug in while at work. Meet a friend 2 miles away for lunch. Don't worry about parking or taxis. Be back at work on time. Ride home and at the end of the day you will have spent about 15 cents for electricity. You did not spend $40 on gas and parking. Would that not be nice? Flame away without reading the whole post, I don't mind.

  101. The market will drive it... by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    >It seems that your lifestyle is only sustainable given extremely cheap energy. Maybe you should think about moving closer to where you work
    >and useful services (or telecommuting) rather than waiting for technology to maintain your outrageous transportation demands.
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    >It is terrible that governments and councils allow this kind of development where people need to use so much energy to perform daily functions.
    >Energy won't always be this cheap.

    We live where we could find a home that gave us the best balance of good house, good neighborhood, and good schools within our budget. My biggest concern as far as the commute goes was nothing longer than 30 minutes. My commute normally takes 30-45 minutes. The extra 15 minutes was the tradeoff for having a home where we could have horses.

    If and when the /economics/ of the commute impact where we chose to live, then what you suggest will certainly come to be. However, I would prefer to have /more/ freedoms to choose where to live, not less, and so I would prefer a technological solution. I would prefer not to live stacked on top of my neighbors like cordwood because we all, out of necessity, have to live within easy reach of where we work. Most Americans feel the same way, which is why we have "Urban Sprawl" - people want to get away from the cities and each other.

    Economics may well mean that people no longer have a choice. But I'd prefer to still have the choice.

    Steve

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    1. Re:The market will drive it... by Profound · · Score: 1

      I understand that current decisions make sense given current economic conditions.

      Given the current real estate bubble, and the still low price of gas (sure people complain over there, but it is still very cheap, far cheaper than the "true cost" in terms of pollution, infrastructure and war) it is cheaper to drive a 1 tonne car for 30 minutes rather than live closer to work.

      However, factors are likely to change and so communities should be constructed so that they are viable for hundreds of years, instead of the 5-10 years that most developers and people think ahead.

      Have you ever been to Europe? Some cities are shitholes, but some still have the same streets that were designed for animal/human powered traffic and the communities are wonderful.

      My inner city cottage in a 1 million person Australian city was built before cars, and I can get to work and the shops (bank/video/pub/2 grocery stores within 200m) without owning a car. The rest of my city however, has massive urban sprawl much like many US cities. I worry that people's desire for lifestyle is trumping long term thinking. It has always been like this, though - silly humans!

  102. Re:AN O THING by tod_miller · · Score: 1

    -1 off topic shows perhaps the reading levels of the 'mods' on here.

    "This was all much ado about a $5,000 scooter.'"

    Much ado about nothing. Commonly agreed to be a pun on 'Much ado about an O thing'.

    He was referring to a vagina. *snigger*

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