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  1. Re:It's destiny on Mutation Creates SuperKid · · Score: 1
    And they were the rascists?...

    Probably no more so than anyone else in that war, but it's always more comfortable to think that wars are about ideas and morals and not about territory and control.

  2. Re:Not worth it on Networking in the Danger Zone? · · Score: 1
    Please point out where the front lines are in the Iraq War.

    Anywhere there's oil that isn't under the control of America.

  3. Re:Keanu Reeves ? on A Scanner Darkly Film Preview · · Score: 1

    Keanu Reeves is a blank slate - his serious lack of acting ability is not the thing that kills a movie.

    The first Matrix movie was excellent (dude - sorry couldn't resist). The second and third were shite. Keanu was exactly the same in all of them - consistantly blank. His performance is always the same. It's always what's going on around him that will make or break a movie.

  4. I don't want .. on Baby Steps Toward Quantum Computers · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't want a quantum computer as much as a quantum network card.

    If the transmission distance is unlimited, I would set up a access point at home (connected to the net) and carry around my quantum networked device.

    Even better would be to use this technique to communicate with space probes (ie. Mars rovers). No more waiting for data.

  5. Re:Proliferation of 3D Content on the Web? on Mesh Compression for 3D Graphics · · Score: 1
    Just wait until the porno industry gets involved. Imagine being able to freeze frame and get Matrix-like fly arounds of the money shot.

    Arrgggh! My eyes!

    Seriously though, why hasn't any porno maker used 'bullet time' yet. It's not that hard to do and it looks nifty.

  6. Re:Go Little Bells! on 200mbps DSL On Its Way? · · Score: 1
    I think this is a huge step forward, but if I pay a little extra can I also request a boot to the head???

    Move to Australia, Telstra (the incumbent carrier) will happily kick you square in the family jewels for free!

  7. Re:Online docs are a good thing... on GrokDoc Goes Live; All GNU/Linux Newbies Welcome · · Score: 1
    but you know the newbies STILL won't RTFM

    And programmers/zealots of linux still won't realise that having to read the man page which tells you nothing and then google for and read articles for 20 minutes to get a particular feature to work is NOT a sign of a good OS.

    The same people who complain about newbies needing to RTFM are always the same people who don't understand why linux isn't on everyone's desktop. Get a clue already!

  8. In my day ... on California Initiative to Expand DNA Database · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    A California attorney is personally bankrolling, to the sum of $1.3m, an initiative to require law enforcement to take DNA samples of every person they arrest for a felony.

    What ever happened to the good old days, when they just used to check if you were nigger, a fag or a commie?

    Just in case you're American, the above is a joke. This, just like every other technology, will be abused by someone, somewhere.

  9. Arrrrggghhh!! on Labels Find New Method of Payola · · Score: 1
    Incidentally, that song was played 109 times in one week by Nashville station WQZQ-FM.

    Must ... gouge .. out .. eardrums!!

  10. Re:Killed by the society he saved. on Marking 50 Years Since Alan Turing's Death · · Score: 1

    As far as I am aware, men can grow breasts that produce milk without estrogen, simply by manual simulation (ie. sucking). It happens to some guys who are really into having their nipples sucked.

    The breasts that men develop are not good enough to feed a child however. A man is never going to develop Anna Nicole Smith's rack by any means short of surgery.

  11. Free Trade Agreement on Australia-US Free Trade Agreement Examined · · Score: 2, Funny

    As an Australian I despair that none of our elected reps can do anything other than present their rectums for pounding by America.

  12. Do you want to meet people on the internet? on Do You Really Want to Meet People on the Web? · · Score: 1

    No.

    I don't even want to meet people in real life. In fact, don't speak to me or make eye contact.

  13. Re:Killed by the society he saved. on Marking 50 Years Since Alan Turing's Death · · Score: 1
    If there's a darwinian reason for homosexuality, I've never heard it

    Yes, well there isn't much point for nipples on a man either, but what can you do?

  14. What? on Atlantis: Discovered at Last? · · Score: 1

    Picture looks like a cell biopsy to me.

  15. Decent promotions, where are they? on McDonald's and Sony Offer Music Downloads · · Score: 1

    When 'chew and spew' (that's Australian slang for you) decides to put a bullet in record exec for every mac sold, that's when I'll be buying up big.

  16. Re:Poor lab rats... on Is Your Computer Leaking Toxic Dust? · · Score: 1
    Is it just me or does everything kill lab rats?

    I read somewhere that if you just leave lab rats to live out their lives without intervening in any way 50% of them develop cancer and die anyway.

  17. Re:What about pr0n? on First All-Artificial Feature Film Released · · Score: 1

    3D Porn Studio?

  18. Easy! on Playing Games While Not Ruining Your Relationship? · · Score: 1

    Just say: "Listen wench, if you weren't such a dead fuck maybe I would spend more time with you. And you could swallow once in a while. Now bitch get in the kitchen and make me some pie!"

    Seriously, if you have to ask this question then it's time to reevaluate your relationship. It's less interesting than a computer game for god's sake!

  19. Re:its all about the accessories on The Urban Geek As A Mugger Magnet? · · Score: 1
    Remember to remove the laptop first.

    I wish somebody would've told my users that.

  20. Re:Question? on University Capitulates, Switches Off Spam Filters · · Score: 1
    Could I have a picture of that please?

    Sorry, it was a while ago. The website is just as funny.

    This is my current desktop image.

  21. Re:Question? on University Capitulates, Switches Off Spam Filters · · Score: 1
    What? you have never gotten bananna spam before?

    No, but I got spam from a site advertising a sweepstake with a prize of 50 pounds of lobster. I laughed so hard that I decided to set a screen dump of the mail as my desktop.

  22. Re:You're simply wrong (CLEANED UP) on What's Your Terrorism Quotient? · · Score: 1
    There isn't a single country whose citizens don't still come here and settle in droves, when they can get a tab on immigration.

    'Droves' would be about 12 million? That was the best figure I could find for American inbound immigration. It would be fascinating to see the outbound migration figures.

    12 million is not representative of the whole world.

    Additionally, it's not a binary argument, there are degrees of opinion. However the parent argues that by and large America is loved. I do not concur with this viewpoint, I believe the opposite.

    Dumbass.

    Thankyou for your feedback. I think that you need to learn how to construct and analyse an argument a little more fully.

  23. Re:You're simply wrong (CLEANED UP) on What's Your Terrorism Quotient? · · Score: 1
    America, despite all the hatred you hear, is loved by the world and we're looked up to virtually everywhere.

    Really, by whom?

    I hear less vitriol regarding China (who run over their own populace with tanks no less) than I do about America.

    Do you think the Romans worried about being 'loved'? or the British? The hallmark of the American empire is that everyone must 'love' you. You always have to be the 'good guys', but you aren't the 'good guys'. Actions speak louder than words, look at the things you do. Some of things done by America are evil, pure and simple.

    You aren't loved by anyone, no one loves a bully. You are hated. Either accept that or change your ways.

  24. Re:500?? 500???????!!!? on AgroWaste Oil Plant Starts Production · · Score: 1
    Then maybe we can just fuckin' IGNORE the middle east.

    GASP! you mean the war isn't about WMDs? or terrorism? I'm shocked!

  25. Re:Who is going to care? on Trained Rats for Mine Detection · · Score: 1

    Since you asked: try this (page 8) from the defense logistics agency (who aren't a pest company).

    Just because you love it, it doesn't suddenly stop being a rodent (or incontinent). If you don't believe me, get out the blacklight (as per the above PDF).