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  1. Re:What could possibly go wrong on Brazilians Welcome Genetically-Modified Mosquito To Help Fight Dengue Fever · · Score: 1

    Hmmm, I can just imagine how the "death gene" conversation goes.

    So, where did you get the gene from?

    Ebola.

  2. Re:Jump through the mirror? on Erik Meijer: The Curse of the Excluded Middle · · Score: 1

    As the BOFH, I firmly advocate playing with users for amusement and sport, until they eliminate themselves.

  3. Re:I'm sure he'll be there. on Monty Python To Bid Farewell In a Simulcast Show · · Score: 1

    Always look on the bright, side of death.

    Whistling.

  4. Oblig. on Group Wants To Recover 36-Year-Old Historic Spacecraft From Deep Space · · Score: 4, Funny
  5. Hey, new witcher out? on The Witcher 3 and Projekt Red's DRM-Free Stand · · Score: 1

    Buying it! Especially since it's DRM free. 10+ points CD Projekt!

  6. Re:Government picking favorites on Bidding At FCC TV Spectrum Auction May Be Restricted For Large Carriers · · Score: 1

    By far the greatest reason why TV channels are so tasty to cellular phone and data providers, is that they generally are lower frequency in spectrum. Why is this good? If you have a portable TV and a cell phone, you'll find that you'll still get TV signal when you don't have cellular signal. They are lower frequency, and thus penetrate further into places like carparks, concrete structures et al.

    That's why in Australia, carriers like Telstra beat the pants off other carriers like the Optus network, because their plans work in more carparks, buildings and those lovely artsy fortified bunker's that you get around the place.

  7. Re:See your bet, and call. on Study Finds US Is an Oligarchy, Not a Democracy · · Score: 4, Funny

    You should see a doctor about that.

  8. Re:That micro-floppy on This 1981 BYTE Magazine Cover Explains Why We're So Bad At Tech Predictions · · Score: 1

    Thank you, Captain Anonymous.

  9. Re:u wot m8 on Microsoft Confirms It Is Dropping Windows 8.1 Support · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's turtles all the way down until you hit a tortoise and a SVN repository.

  10. Re:It was a "joke" back then on This 1981 BYTE Magazine Cover Explains Why We're So Bad At Tech Predictions · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This reminds me of Isaac Asimov's Elevator Fallacy. If we imagine ourselves back in the 1800's when buildings were no taller than 10 stories, and then talk about how towering behemoth buildings stretching 100 stories high exist, a science fiction writer would talk about how there would be sky lobbies so that meetings can be held along the way up the building, and that at the end of the day, to avoid the long trek back down the endless stair case, a slide would allow those at the top of the building to travel all the way down in a matter of minutes.

    That, or the elevator would be invented.

    It's exactly these unforseen technological changes that make us laugh at the predictions from earlier, as the pain points back then are completely irrelevant and solved today, only to have new ones exposed that were never even thought of. Who would have considered it abnormal back in the 80's to need to add and remove media constantly from their system, but would even have thought of software needing to be efficient because of power consumption?

  11. Re:u wot m8 on Microsoft Confirms It Is Dropping Windows 8.1 Support · · Score: 1

    Ah, the old recursive update on the operating system!

  12. Re:Late to the party as usual.. on IRS Can Now Seize Your Tax Refund To Pay a Relative's Debt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So what? How about I go over your house and beat your face in. Hey, I've stopped now! Let's not let that get in the way of a good criminal rant!

  13. Re:u can rite any way u want on Is Germany Raising a Generation of Illiterates? · · Score: 1

    I was once told English Grammar to German Grammar is like Checkers is to Chess.

    Do what you want sounds a lot less daunting now.

  14. Re:u can rite any way u want on Is Germany Raising a Generation of Illiterates? · · Score: 1

    Spelling. Amateurs. Let's start banging on drums again to communicate. Dum de dum dum bang bang boom!

    Badum - tsch!

  15. Re:No more lobbyists in the WhiteHouse! on Mr. Schmidt Goes To Washington: A Look Inside Google's Lobbying Behemoth · · Score: 3, Informative

    If you can't beat em, bribe em.

  16. Re:Liechtenstein on UN Report Reveals Odds of Being Murdered Country By Country · · Score: 1

    I don't think rats are counted in this statistic.

  17. Re:Misery loves company on How Riot's Social Scientists Fight League of Legends Trolling · · Score: 1, Informative

    If they're having an off day, just give them a "participation" trophy. That'll cheer the poor little sods up! It worked for the edumacation system, didn't it?

  18. Re:Minesweeper on Study: Video Gamer Aggression Result of Game Experience, Not Violent Content · · Score: 1

    And when it doesn't work, put a firecracker on your computer and light it. Minesweep this!

  19. Re:Tracks on Sony and Toyota Bring Real-Life Racing Into the Game World · · Score: 1

    I can see a market for literally hundreds of users for this!

  20. Re:Its called evolution.. on Online Skim Reading Is Taking Over the Human Brain · · Score: 4, Informative

    You may laugh, but I won't read novels by authors like Cormack McCarthy on anything but my kindle. Why? Because if there's a word I don't know, I push on it for a bit, and get the dictionary definition. Nothing has aggrandised my lexical ability as this humble feature.

  21. Re:This isn't how patents work... on Apple: Dumb As a Patent Trolling Fox On iPhone Prior Art? · · Score: 1, Funny

    He's too old to fling chairs these days, so he has a new hobby.

  22. Re:Please NOTE... on U.S. Supreme Court Declines To Rule On Constitutionality of Bulk Surveillance · · Score: 1

    You have guns, they have tanks. Enjoy.

  23. Re:NO on Slashdot Asks: Will You Need the Windows XP Black Market? · · Score: 1

    No, he just accidentally phoned the Redundancy Department of Redundancy.

  24. Re:NO on Slashdot Asks: Will You Need the Windows XP Black Market? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Arrrrr... Pirate support desk, XP division... What ken I do fer ya matey?

    Yes hello, I'm trying to search for a pirate's favourite letter, but nothing's coming up under 'R'.

    Yad think it's R but it's really the C.

  25. Re:Perjury? on Blender Foundation Video Taken Down On YouTube For Copyright Violation · · Score: 2

    Now there's a case for a crowd funding action! I'd pay $5.