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  1. Re:Sounds like a step backwards to me on One Step Toward a Babel Fish: Real-Time Voice Translation For Phones · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, they don't need to learn other languages. THEY JUST NEED TO SPEAK ENGLISH LOUDER!!!

  2. Re:Picture of the device in action on Invisibility Tech Demo Tomorrow In NYC · · Score: 1

    I must be seeing things.

  3. Re:Ok I'l say it. on Invisibility Tech Demo Tomorrow In NYC · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I don't see a market for this.

  4. Re:New project on US Air Force Scraps ERP Project After $1 Billion Spent · · Score: 1

    It's the gift that keeps on giving.

  5. Re:My experience with Surface on Microsoft Surface Touch Cover 'Splits Within Days' · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You have to say, good customer service. At least they didn't say the users were just doing it wrong.

  6. Re:Need to take great caution with this on Seattle's Creepy Cameraman Pushes Public Surveillance Buttons · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So are you voting Pepsi or Coke for this election?

  7. Re:It's NOT like a Flying Car That Floats. on Apple CEO Likens Surface To Car That Flies, Floats · · Score: 1

    Dude, this is slashdot. Before you go mmmmmm. Picture comic book guy in a leopard print thong.

  8. Re:clones? on Why Can't Industry Design an Affordable Hearing Aid? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Guess nobody heard the last time.

  9. Re:Romney & Obama - Do they support pat down? on Mother Found Guilty After Protesting TSA Pat-down of Daughter · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think you might find that yes, yes they do. For the sake of the children.

  10. Re:Guilty of not doing as she was told. on Mother Found Guilty After Protesting TSA Pat-down of Daughter · · Score: 5, Informative

    Remember, next time it's room 101 for you Ma'am.

  11. Re:Genius on Facebook Patents Pokes-Per-Minute Limits · · Score: 3, Funny

    Thanks pal, my sarcasm meter just exploded.

  12. Re:Cyberdyne created HAL. on New HAL Exoskeleton: A Brain-Controlled Full Body Suit To Be Used In Fukushima · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of the Y-17 trauma override harness from the Fallout New Vegas Big MT expansion pack... http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Y-17_trauma_override_harness

  13. Since this is slashdot on How Hair Can be Used To Track Where You've Been · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can tell you where this gentleman hasn't been. The shower.

  14. Oblig on Kurzweil: The Cloud Will Expand Human Brain Capacity · · Score: 4, Funny

    Someone's got their head in the clouds.

  15. Re:Oh, is that all? on How To Steal a Space Shuttle · · Score: 1

    No thanks. Leave Switzerland out of your business proposal. We want nothing to do with you.

    Ernst Schmidt

  16. Re:Of course! on Stanford Study Flawed: Organic Produce May Be More Nutritious After All · · Score: 4, Funny

    I always thought that the secret ingredient in Organic produce was copious amounts of horse shit.

  17. Re:first post ! on Quantum Measurements Leave Schrödinger's Cat Alive · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does anyone here RTFA?

    Of course! It's about scientists no longer using sledgehammers to check for the existence of cats in a box. Instead they shine a torch inside. Quite obvious really!

  18. Re:the simulation can never end on How Cosmological Supercomputers Evolve the Universe All Over Again · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, it's not turtles all the way down. Eventually you hit tortoise and a SVN repository.

  19. Re:Itchy & Scratchy on First Mammals Observed Regenerating Tissue · · Score: 1

    Don't they have a patent on the reality distortion field?

    Man, if there's ONE thing that Steve Jobs really did invent, it's a reality distortion field.

  20. Re:I'll go tell the ex-wife on First Mammals Observed Regenerating Tissue · · Score: 1

    Ah, she'd just take them away from your again.

  21. Re:Happy Thursday from The Golden Girls! on Can Foursquare Data Predict Where You Live? · · Score: 1

    Someone needed an excuse for some grant money to burn methinks.

  22. The most popular password is 123456 on Data Breach Reveals 100k IEEE.org Members' Plaintext Passwords · · Score: 1

    What?!? That's the same combination as my luggage!

  23. Re:All Edison's fault on Light Bulb Ban Produces Hoarding In EU, FUD In U.S. · · Score: 2, Funny

    Grab those formerly useless hippies that banned the bulb and get them to do a sitin. At least they'll be doing something useful for once.

  24. Re:That's like applying to be Canadian... on Woz Applying For Australian Citizenship Because of the NBN · · Score: 1

    Existing broadband options aside, I'm sure I'm not the only Aussie who's saying welcome home Wozza. ;)

  25. Really? on Pakistan's PM Demands International Blasphemy Laws From UN · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Please, will the sensible and non-crazy muslims please stand up already and disown these lunatics?

    This is not religious intolerance, but rather intolerance against extremely disproportionate acts. According to the muslims who riot, it is absolutely appropriate for people to stand up and violently destroy property, and take people lives. Surely this is not what Islam and the Koran truly stands for?