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Apple CEO Likens Surface To Car That Flies, Floats

theodp writes "Conceding that he hadn't actually played with one, Apple CEO Tim Cook told Wall Street that Microsoft's Surface tablet is 'a fairly compromised, confusing product' in the company's 4Q earnings call. Cook joked, 'I supposed you could design a car that flies and floats, but it wouldn't do those things very well.' In Apple's 2Q earnings call, Cook also mocked the idea of touch on a laptop or desktop, quipping, 'You can converge a toaster and a refrigerator, but those things are probably not going be pleasing to the user.' Cook added, 'We've done tons of user testing on this, and it turns out it doesn't work. Touch surfaces don't want to be vertical.' So, is Cook just pulling a page from Steve Jobs' people-don't-read-anymore playbook, or is he unaware that children happily used vertical touch screens forty years ago on UIUC's PLATO System (more PLATO History)?"

377 comments

  1. DOA.. by VMaN · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sounds almost as DOA as a 7" tablet to me....

    1. Re:DOA.. by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      ...and why do all the articles about Windows 8 boil down to, "Small children can use it!!!"

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    2. Re:DOA.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Children are our future, after all.

    3. Re:DOA.. by rolfwind · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Apple/Jobs has a history of shitting on concepts that they are simultaneously developing.

      OTOH, MS/Ballmer has a history of mocking things as well while lagging behing in the market.

      Time will tell what type of CEO Cook will be. Hopefully his hubris is just a smokescreen to mask moves and not arrogance for its own sake.

    4. Re:DOA.. by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yea, I will accept the authority of your biggest competitor to make your decisions. What do you expect Tim Cook to say. "It actually looks like a good product, we are now shaking in our boots."?

      I have been using Windows 8 for a few months as my primary OS at home... Overall I have been quite please with it. I expect as more Windows UI aka Metro apps are made there will be less of an issue of arm vs. Intel.

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    5. Re:DOA.. by slashmydots · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But their extensive user testing shows that people love reading tiny text that they can barely see.

      By the way, I hate Apple but I hate vertical touch screens for everyday PC use because it's a stupid gimmick that makes people feel all futuristic when in reality it's 1/3 the speed of a mouse. What a paradox!

    6. Re:DOA.. by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Back in the late 80's, there was some competition where people had to set up a new PC vs a new Mac. Apple and Microsoft sent representatives.

      Apple sent a 7 year old.

      It became a benchmark of usability and was used in advertisements e.g. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmjvgOAhC_4

      (Does anyone have info on the contest? it was pre-Internet boom... I can't find a reference for it.)

    7. Re:DOA.. by crazyjj · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sounds almost as DOA as a 7" tablet to me

      Much as I am loathe to agree with Steve Jobs, I have to agree with him on that. To me personally, I don't see much use for a tablet that's less than 10". Smaller than that, and I can just use my smartphone instead. I want something big enough to read magazines and comic books on, and 7" don't cut it.

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    8. Re:DOA.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't we all "small children" inside when it comes to tech? I'm in my mid 30s and I still get giddy when new gadgets and computers come out.

    9. Re:DOA.. by itof500 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Interestingly it appears that Microsoft was quite complementary about the iPad during its presentation.
      http://www.anandtech.com/show/6385/microsoft-surface-review

        A Different Perspective

      A week ago, I sat in an auditorium and listened to Steve Sinofsky talk about the tablet market. He talked about how the iPad was a great device, and a logical extension of the iPhone. Give iOS a bigger screen and all of the sudden you could do some things better on this new device. He talked about Android tablets, and Google’s learning process there, going from a phone OS on a tablet to eventually building Holo and creating a tablet-specific experience. He had nothing but good things to say about both competitors. I couldn’t tell just how sincere he was being, I don’t know Mr. Sinofsky all that well, but his thoughts were genuine, his analysis spot-on. Both Apple and Google tablets were good, in their own ways. What Steve said next didn’t really resonate with me until I had spent a few days with Surface. He called Surface and Windows RT Microsoft’s “perspective” on tablets. I don’t know if he even specifically called it a tablet, what stuck out was his emphasis on perspective.

    10. Re:DOA.. by jbolden · · Score: 4, Informative

      That wasn't the 1980s. The iMac he was setting up is from 1998.

    11. Re:DOA.. by VMaN · · Score: 1

      I got rid of my ipad, and got a nexus 7. The size is just right for books for me.

    12. Re:DOA.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I expect him to shut the hell up if he doesn't have something positive to say. If you don't have something nice to say, then don't say anything at all.

    13. Re:DOA.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ballmer famously laughed at the iPhone. The market will decide.

    14. Re:DOA.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Late 1990s, 1998 to be accurate.

    15. Re:DOA.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's actually not that bad. Sometimes moving the cursor take a while and at that moment just using a touch really helps. It tends to grow on you if you start using on a regular basis.

    16. Re:DOA.. by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't know what the problem is, when I was 7 I was pretty good at setting up PCs as well. I actually made a fair bit of spare cash doing it for friends and neighbors.

      By Apple's assumptive logic, that means that Apple is against the free market and fair competition.

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    17. Re:DOA.. by Psyborgue · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The real issue for me would be having to clean the damn display of fingerprints every 5 minutes. I like a clean screen.

    18. Re:DOA.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By Apple's assumptive logic, that means that Apple is against the free market and fair competition.

      how about No Shit.

    19. Re:DOA.. by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      I don't know about 7" tablets, but Apple's new 7.9" tablet seems to be selling well, as Apple has already had to lengthen the quoted delivery time.

    20. Re:DOA.. by 0123456 · · Score: 2

      Much as I am loathe to agree with Steve Jobs, I have to agree with him on that. To me personally, I don't see much use for a tablet that's less than 10". Smaller than that, and I can just use my smartphone instead. I want something big enough to read magazines and comic books on, and 7" don't cut it.

      Owning a 10" tablet, I very much wish I'd bought a smaller one. It's too big and too heavy to comfortably carry around and most web sites switch to mobile versions designed for a 3" phone screen anyway (Slashdot is one of the exceptions as it randomly switches between desktop and mobile versions regardless of whether I'm using a desktop, laptop or tablet).

      A 7" tablet seems about the right size to me.

    21. Re:DOA.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was thinking "more than 10 years before when I first heard it" forgetting that it's been more than 10 years since the turn of the millenium... happens to me all the time.

    22. Re:DOA.. by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      I think the original was for the classic Macs... but I could be wrong. The only thing I found was the ad targetting HP in the 90's.

    23. Re:DOA.. by bityz · · Score: 1

      uhhhmmm... that's an ad, not a competition or a test with any validity. Their conclusions should be treated as a forgone part of a branding campaign. I would be curious about more information on the "competition", but in viewing the ad, they lost me as soon as they said that "putting together a PC takes concentration" while focusing on the VGA connector. Clearly they were pushing a message based on a the integrated monitor as a differentiator.

    24. Re:DOA.. by jader3rd · · Score: 1

      The real issue for me would be having to clean the damn display of fingerprints every 5 minutes. I like a clean screen.

      You know, I've never heard anyone mention that the stopped using a touch screen device because of too many fingerprints. It may not be that big of an issue once you start using one.

    25. Re:DOA.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Other than the plugging a monitor into the PC case, what is the difference?

    26. Re:DOA.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because they are competing with Apple. The original computer for dummies

    27. Re:DOA.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every company has a history of shitting on concepts that they are simultaneously developing.
       
      FTFY.

    28. Re:DOA.. by slashmydots · · Score: 1

      That's certainly also an issue. My fingers give off basically zero oil ever for some reason but I also like eat food while watching Netflix :-P Speaking of that, try hitting that little fast forward/rewind bar in every media playing interface ever with your finger. It is not possible, lol.

    29. Re:DOA.. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Still, Apple spreading FUD on Microsoft instead of the other way around makes me wanna think Microsoft is cool. Probably not a good strategy on Apple's part.

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    30. Re:DOA.. by santiagoanders · · Score: 1

      I think you meant to write "complimentary."

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    31. Re:DOA.. by Psyborgue · · Score: 1

      It annoyed the heck out of me with my iPad until I sold the thing for a nexus 7 after Apple screwed me out of my entire purchase library. It's not so bad when you have a case with microfiber that cleans the screen, but I can't imagine having to reach forward every hour or so to do that to a device with a keyboard that does not self-clean when stowed.

    32. Re:DOA.. by Psyborgue · · Score: 1

      Never had a problem with that. Then again, I have girlish skinny fingers.

    33. Re:DOA.. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      You might be thinking of the ad with the little girl. The ad may have been for the Lisa.I think it was around the same time as the US festivles.

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    34. Re:DOA.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do know about Tim Cook, right?

    35. Re:DOA.. by sp0tter · · Score: 1

      You know, it's true -- children are the future.

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    36. Re:DOA.. by Ravaldy · · Score: 2

      Surface like Ipad is not for us techies. It's for my wife that browses the web while watching TV or when she needs to get something done quickly on excel to send to the office. It's a tablet when you want to sit on the couch and can turn into a laptop like device when you need to grind a little harder.

    37. Re:DOA.. by smash · · Score: 1

      Plugging in speakers, mic,power for speakers, power for both the pc and monitor, running through the first run wizard (product key, automated but time consuming hardware detect), getting rid of the shitware pre-installed from the OEM.

      There is a lot more cables, and the windows first boot and registration takes time.

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    38. Re:DOA.. by CosaNostra+Pizza+Inc · · Score: 2

      the real challenge is to send your 70+ year old grandmother/grandfather to set it up. THAT would impress me.

    39. Re:DOA.. by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Small children will happily play with the most unergonomic trash, for one thing because they do not know any better and for another, their joints, tendons, etc. can stand a lot more abuse than an adults before starting to hurt.

      Vertical touchscreens are a recipe for RSI like you would not believe. I predict we will see severely damaged wrists and shoulders (at the very least) in people that try the new "interface" of Win8 in a desktop-setting with touchscreen for the majority of their work-day.

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    40. Re:DOA.. by jmactacular · · Score: 2

      Why can't people think past today? Think forward. Yesterday, as I was doing some iPad app development, I accidentally touched my laptop screen to scroll, thinking it was a touch screen for a second.

      Why not enable touch on that screen as well to simply supplement current input methods? Let people use either depending on the moment and context of what they are working on.

      All day vertical touch screen use would be tiring, of course, but there are plenty of plausible short term use cases, including the one I just reached for the other day. I would also love a digital marker white board in conference rooms that I didn't have to erase, and could email as a screenshot when we're done. Right now, we take a picture of the whiteboard with our phones!

    41. Re:DOA.. by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 2

      Nothing new from Apple. Remember the I'm a Mac, I'm a PC ads? Pure FUD.

    42. Re:DOA.. by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 2

      Have you tried using a touch screen for PC use? I've been using a Cintiq 24 HD Touch for a couple of months now and I love it to death.

    43. Re:DOA.. by SomePgmr · · Score: 1

      He hasn't been all puppy dogs and ice cream, wrt Apple devices.

      http://bgr.com/2012/10/26/microsoft-executive-sinofsky-interview-ipad-mini-criticis/

      In response to Apple calling Surface, "a car that flies and floats [but doesn't] do any of those things particularly well", he called the iPad Mini, "a ripoff", and "a seven inch recreational tablet".

    44. Re:DOA.. by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      Vertical touchscreens are a recipe for RSI like you would not believe. I predict we will see severely damaged wrists and shoulders (at the very least) in people that try the new "interface" of Win8 in a desktop-setting with touchscreen for the majority of their work-day.

      Had a vertical touchscreen on a word processing box back around 1990. It grew wearisome after a few hours' use. Does MS not employ at least a few hackers who might read the Jargon File and hear about gorilla arm?

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    45. Re:DOA.. by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      By the way, I hate Apple but I hate vertical touch screens for everyday PC use because it's a stupid gimmick that makes people feel all futuristic when in reality it's 1/3 the speed of a mouse. What a paradox!

      Perhaps that's why despite Apple having dabbled in it for probably a decade now, they haven't released a full-touch-screen based computer. There were tons of rumors of touchscreen monitors on iMacs and laptops, but they never materialized. Probably after doing enough research, it turns out people just hate having to lift their arms up to touch the screen.

      I think of the touchscreen stuff ended up going into the touchpads (which Apple seems to have mastered - I know there's tons of people who hate touchpads, but Apple ones are surprisingly not only usable, but decent enough to use as a primary pointing device).

      The only time a vertical touchscreen PC works is when you're standing and need brief interactions with it (see restaurant POS systems).

    46. Re:DOA.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The funny thing is, the version of the iPhone he laughed at was somewhat laughable. Apple addressed a lot of the things Ballmer complained about before it really took off -- it got apps, the price dropped, 3G rolled in, etc..

    47. Re:DOA.. by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      ...and why do all the articles about Windows 8 boil down to, "Small children can use it!!!"

      Um, because there area lot of them?

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    48. Re:DOA.. by P-niiice · · Score: 1

      I use a Kindle Fire, and it's the perfect size for carrying around and using around the house. Not that 10" isn't, but 7" is a perfectly usable and enjoyable size. The Fire's sales are evidence of that.

    49. Re:DOA.. by Strudelkugel · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Still, Apple spreading FUD on Microsoft instead of the other way around makes me wanna think Microsoft is cool. Probably not a good strategy on Apple's part.

      Cook is becoming the new Ballmer. I plan to buy an x86 Surface when it is available. I will keep the iPad 1 that I have, but don't plan to buy another one. The Surface, if executed properly by Microsoft will be the killer hardware / software combination especially when linked with SkyDrive.

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    50. Re:DOA.. by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Had a vertical touchscreen on a word processing box back around 1990. It grew wearisome after a few hours' use. Does MS not employ at least a few hackers who might read the Jargon File and hear about gorilla arm?

      Interesting reference. Just like MS to ignore lessons the UNIX people have learned decades ago.

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    51. Re:DOA.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and at the end opf the imac setup, the final step to setting up the apple product, launch Microsoft Internet Explorer to complete the process

    52. Re:DOA.. by waltarro85 · · Score: 1

      Unless we stop them now

    53. Re:DOA.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And look at the future past children gave us...

    54. Re:DOA.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Small children can use Android and iOS tablets as well!

      Heck, my 13½ month old niece can well use my Android tablet to open few cartoon series from youtube and make a video call to her parents. And it is 7" tablet.
      And I didn't even need to teach her those things as she just saw me to do those once and thats it (I don't count that teaching as you for teaching you need to explain and repeat the task).

      But when she stands front of Windows 8 laptop where Modern UI is open, all what she does is hold the mouse and strike keyboard buttons without even caring what is on screen.

    55. Re:DOA.. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      That reminds me: Does anybody know of anything nice to say about Fords?

      I used to say 'they make good tractors' but they sold their tractor division to Fiat.

      Anybody?

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    56. Re:DOA.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wash your hands first.

    57. Re:DOA.. by Boycott+BMG · · Score: 1

      Firefox and Chrome Mobile have the option to "request desktop mode". Unfortunately, a few sites seem to want to give you the mobile site anyway. Also, there is no option to make this a permanent setting. Opera Mobile has an option in the settings to change the user agent to desktop. This has worked every time for me and is much more convenient than requesting desktop mode every time.

    58. Re:DOA.. by isorox · · Score: 2

      Still, Apple spreading FUD on Microsoft instead of the other way around makes me wanna think Microsoft is cool. Probably not a good strategy on Apple's part.

      Cook is becoming the new Ballmer. I plan to buy an x86 Surface when it is available. I will keep the iPad 1 that I have, but don't plan to buy another one. The Surface, if executed properly by Microsoft will be the killer hardware / software combination especially when linked with SkyDrive.

      Well I thought that was Windows Phone 7 which was the product that would bring Microsoft back to relevance. Or was it the Zune?

    59. Re:DOA.. by mpfife · · Score: 1

      I have. I hate using touch on my desktop. I hate going back and forth between keyboard and mouse and then touching. It's just not a good desktop metaphor. Don't believe me? Apple, Android and MS confirm it. None of their IU's for mobile/touch devices have desktop metaphores. Single app open at a time, fixed spacing icons for starting apps, no documents/folder/tree hierarchies, etc. I'm not a lover of Apple at times, but I think they're completely right on this point.

    60. Re:DOA.. by kryliss · · Score: 1

      Price: $3,699.00... No.. not many of us are willing to drop almost 4 grand on a screen no matter how awesome it is.

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    61. Re:DOA.. by gizmo2199 · · Score: 1

      Or, you could, you know..."tilt" the screen so that it's roughly 45Â and lower it to chest height.

      Hey! Now it's a touch draft table screen! Genius!

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    62. Re:DOA.. by wiedzmin · · Score: 1

      I was just thinking the same thing too... if I didn't know any better, I would say that Apple is about to unveil a touch-screen Macbook :|

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    63. Re:DOA.. by sincewhen · · Score: 1

      That's interesting. How accurate is it? That would be my biggest concern, that I could accidentally press the wrong button on an important confirmation dialog. Also, do you get into a mind-trap of having to think when to touch and when to mouse?

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    64. Re:DOA.. by metlin · · Score: 1

      My biggest problem with using Windows products is not the software but rather the hardware. The problem is that most laptops out there are pretty shoddily made, and fall apart. The ones that don't (e.g. Thinkpad) are clunky at best.

      Apple's biggest advantage is integrated hardware and software. That results in a pretty consistent user experience -- my keys don't switch positions when I use a different keyboard.

      Yes, I paid $1700 for my MacBook Air, but at least it works well. It is well designed and well made, super light, and the OS and the hardware integrate well. There simply isn't a comparable competitor -- I looked at Dell XPS, and it was a joke.

      Plus, the fact that OSX comes with *nix under the hood is a big plus. I can switch to terminal mode and run apps just like I would on any *nix system. You don't have that with Windows. Put both together and you have a winning combination.

    65. Re:DOA.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure if you're being positive about the situation, negative because you're stuck in nostalgia, or just too young to understand, but the past sucks. This future that children of the past gave us kicks the crap out of the war and dysentery that they had to deal with. Our grandchildren and great grandchildren will laugh at us when we tell them of the technologies (computer, medical, scientific, etc.) of this age because they simply won't believe how much it must have sucked to be us.

    66. Re:DOA.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shit dude, my brothers and I did all that at that age with a Tandy 1000 and programmed the VCR for our dad (and got yelled at for re-programming it and forgetting to program it back). It was not hard, and it especially was no more difficult than hooking up a NES to an RF-only black and white TV so we could cheat at Duck Hunt. By the time computers came out that could be installed with shitware, our nephew was doing all of that with his mom's Windows computer, and we were old pros.

    67. Re:DOA.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their Mustangs are still looking good. I dunno how well they run, though.

    68. Re:DOA.. by smash · · Score: 1

      I did it when i was 6 as well and continued to do so for every PC i've built. I'm now 35.

      I didn't say it was hard, but it does take time and you end up with a cluttered mess of cables everywhere. Its also shit you don't HAVE to do. Why should i have to uninstall shitware? Why should i put up with a rats nest of cables everywhere?

      That is the point. Some people care about those things. Now I'm an adult, work full time and live in my own house, my time is limited, I want to keep things tiday and its just easier to not have to deal with that shit. Sure, I can do it, and deal with it in my day job, but when i come home i don't want to have to concern myself with it. My disposable income is such that I'll gladly pay a little more to not have to.

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    69. Re:DOA.. by Silas+is+back · · Score: 1

      I would also love a digital marker white board in conference rooms that I didn't have to erase, and could email as a screenshot when we're done. Right now, we take a picture of the whiteboard with our phones!

      Here you go: http://smarttech.com/Solutions/Visual+collaboration+solutions/Products/Appliance-based+whiteboards+and+displays

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    70. Re:DOA.. by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      But isn't complimentary the complement of insulting?

    71. Re:DOA.. by reve_etrange · · Score: 1

      There are some tasks the touch screen for which the touch screen is better. I've been using a touchscreen Lenovo all-in-one to generate ground truth data for computer vision projects (manually segmenting objects, etc.). For really high precision work like that, the touchscreen is faster.

      The gorilla arm thing is true though, it's incredibly strenuous to use for hours at a time.

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    72. Re:DOA.. by Phoghat · · Score: 1

      I don't know what the problem is, when I was 7 I was pretty good at setting up PCs as well. I actually made a fair bit of spare cash doing it for friends and neighbors.

      By Apple's assumptive logic, that means that Apple is against the free market and fair competition.

      No, no, no ! Problem is that Apple's lawyers haven't found anything they can hang a lawsuit on...yet

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    73. Re:DOA.. by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      The Surface, if executed properly by Microsoft will be the killer hardware / software combination especially when linked with SkyDrive.

      Care to expand on this? The Surface is either roughly the same price as an iPad, with less apps, less specs, less cool / hip factor, less - well, everything I can think of in a tablet, *or* costs about what a good ultrabook does, but with less hardware and a controversial UI (being as charitable as I can be here) - but with the distinction of running Windows programs in a touch centric environment where the programs don't work all that well.

      Seriously - what is the draw to surface?

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    74. Re:DOA.. by Strudelkugel · · Score: 1

      I don't think the iPad is as cool and hip as it was, simply because so many people have one now. This is a subjective assessment, and you might be right, but I think the coolness of Apple products is diminishing simply because of their ubiquity.

      The big problem the Surface RT has is the lack of apps, but the presence of Office is not trivial. My guess is that the Surface Pro (and the 3rd party versions of it) will be popular, and that will attract Win8 developers, which will then make the Surface RT more compelling. Note also that the Win 8 phones will run apps that run on Surface RT.

      The hardware is really much more compelling than the iPad. USB ports, memory expansion slots, more RAM than the iPad for the same money, and Touch/Type covers. I looked at a Surface RT in the store, and I have to say that the Touch cover was really easy to use. It is a compelling combination.

      As for Win 8, IMHO it is more user friendly than iOS. Using the screen edges for gestures really makes the Win 8 touch experience much better than iOS. Again, this is subjective, and others may not like it. But it is a lot better than people think. Even Walt Mossberg liked the Surface, though he said it still needs refinement and of course - Apps. In my view, the real competition is now between the Nexus and Surface. Both are more compelling from a hardware perspective than the iPad. Kudos to Jobs and Apple for bringing us the iPad. Without it we probably wouldn't have the choices we have today. But in my view, the iPad has stagnated.

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  2. Nice by MyLongNickName · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So, not only do we display such stories as the shocking revleation that Apple was going to live stream its product announcement (only to Apple owners), but now we get stories about what Apple thinks about other products. Is anyone shocked that Apple is less-than-impressed with a Microsoft product? Next we'll have a story about how Mitt Romney thinks Obama has made policy mistakes.

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    1. Re:Nice by OffaMyLawn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My thought exactly.

      Competitor bashes Microsoft product. Film at 11.

      What exactly is news worthy about this?

    2. Re:Nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Simply putting "Apple" in the headline means guaranteed hits, replies, and ad revenue. This story could very well be the most commented on /. of the day.

      Even websites like AndroidCentral and Droid-Life blatantly cover Apple news then mock anyone who dares to question them. Ad revenue will always be more important than journalistic integrity.

    3. Re:Nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      They don;t want to be seen as ignoring the gay section.

    4. Re:Nice by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

      There's nothing quite like computer bigotry or Mac Bashing as we called it in my day :)

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    5. Re:Nice by gutnor · · Score: 2

      And really, what other answer could they give ? They would not want to hint that their client should have a look at their competitor product, especially if they do not have a product that goes directly against it ready to be shipped next week. That like asking your CEO in a general meeting if he has any outsourcing plan, the answer is 'no' folk, even there is an announcement scheduled to take place right after the meeting.

      The only "interest" of those questions in interviews is to gauge the stage performance skills of the interviewee.

    6. Re:Nice by ByOhTek · · Score: 2

      Heh, Mac users engaged in PC bashing as much as PC users engaged in Mac bashing, only reason I particularly bothered with Mac bashing... I got sick of all the idiotic fanaticism.

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    7. Re:Nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They showed the announcement live via CNet.

      Fail.

    8. Re:Nice by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My thought exactly.

      Competitor bashes Microsoft product. Film at 11.

      What exactly is news worthy about this?

      Geeks/nerds are not generally considered to be terribly 'macho', at least not when compared to testicle-thinking, grunting and chest beating high-school jocks, but geeks do label some things as 'women's work' and usability research has to be near the top of that list. To be fair to Apple (unpopular as that may be at the moment) they do conduct A LOT of usability research and it has gotten them quite far in terms of product design, development and sales figures so I'm betting that Tim Cook isn't just venting hot air when he talks about what does and does not work when it comes to tablets, laptops and fusions of the two. I'll admit that I'd really like to see some sort of fusion device. There are times I wish I could comfortably do things like rotate my laptop through 90 degrees to read PDF's in landscape mode or sketch a diagram by hand with a stylus while taking notes. Typing notes is usually way more efficient but occasionally one wants to be able to sketch by hand because it's way faster. At other times though find myself wishing that iPad had an OS and apps that allows me to efficiently do sophisticated word-processing/graphics/programming work etc. Neither the iPad nor the Android tablets do that very well but from what I have seen so far Windows 8 tablets aren't terribly impressive either. In a perfect universe I'd like to see some totally new and innovative type of fusion device that makes way more radical changes that Windows 8 does and that would make both laptops and tablets obsolete (Hey... one can hope...)

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    9. Re:Nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next we'll have a story about how Mitt Romney thinks Obama has made policy mistakes.

      Give Slashdot's numberbase, not likely. We will, however, get 4 stories about how comedians and Linus T. think that Mitt Romney's policies will have been mistakes if he is ever put in a federal office.
      They will be in the style of letters to newspapers written in 2030 blaming the apocalypse on Republicans.

    10. Re:Nice by OffaMyLawn · · Score: 2

      I can't argue with a single point you are making here. And I do agree, Apple has had to do a lot of research to build such consumer (not geek/nerd, consumer) friendly devices. I have an iPhone 4 currently, and an iPad, and they are friendly to the majority of the populace that just wants to pick up a device, play a simple game here and there, maybe watch some videos on Youtube or something. They are good for consumption of media, which is all most people care about.

      My issue was with this getting such attention. I'm not suggesting they should ignore Microsoft, but what purpose does any of this really serve being splattered all over the internet the way it is? A simple search brings up so many results of everyone linking to/repeating this same story. There may even be more results for that than there are about the actual release of Windows 8.

      And his review is hardly unbiased. As I said before, how exactly is a Microsoft competitor having issues with their newest designs news worthy?

      In the interest of full disclosure, I have actually been debating about picking up one of the new WP8 devices for my next phone purchase. I'm not that interested in the iPhone 5, and otherwise I'll end up back on Android if nothing else. I don't dislike Apple, I just don't get why it's such a big deal that competitors complain about each other.

    11. Re:Nice by Stuarticus · · Score: 1

      Geeks/nerds are not generally considered to be terribly 'macho', at least not when compared to testicle-thinking, grunting and chest beating high-school jocks

      Obviously you haven't been any reading of the gun threads on here, you'd think it was a Rambo fansite...

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    12. Re:Nice by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 3, Funny

      What exactly is news worthy about this?

      You didn't see the part about flying cars?

    13. Re:Nice by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      As a former PC user who's now a complete unpaid Apple shill, I will admit I'm SO SO SO glad that our collective group has ditched the phrase, "PeeCee".

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    14. Re:Nice by Anubis+IV · · Score: 2

      The way I see it, the value in having this statement mentioned here is that we're all aware of it for later.

      As an Apple fan, I get a chuckle whenever someone brings up some of the things Ballmer said about the iPhone prior to its launch. They were clearly shortsighted statements and shouldn't have been made. But, despite being an Apple fan, I can't help but get the same sense here. Maybe Cook is right and the Surface will flop. If that happens, no one will care that he was right. But if it doesn't flop, he stands to look like an idiot, since people will remember what he said about it.

    15. Re:Nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair to Apple (unpopular as that may be at the moment) they do conduct A LOT of usability research and it has gotten them quite far in terms of product design...

      "Usability research" is what gave us Gnome 3 and Unity. Yeah, I'd think geeks have a damn good reason to distrust "usability research." The problem is that Apple doesn't bother trying to make a computer work well, they try and make it easy, which frequently means that easy things are "easy" (or, at least in Apple's case, shiny) and hard things are impossible.

      Which is great for people who don't really need to use their computers for anything useful, I suppose, but not really great for anyone trying to use their computers to accomplish something.

      ...I'm betting that Tim Cook isn't just venting hot air when he talks about what does and does not work when it comes to tablets, laptops and fusions of the two.

      He admits in the same sentence he's never used a Surface. Giving your opinion on something you've never tried is pretty much the definition of "just venting hot air."

    16. Re:Nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget every liberal nerd's suddenly fanatical devotion to womens' reproductive rights, shouting for Mitt and Co. to "keep their hands off the girly bits."

      (Ironically, this phrase sums up the lives of many slashdotters, and so their attempt to embrace feminism will backfire, coming across more like petty jealousy than as a political statement.)

    17. Re:Nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well. Anyway - say what you will about how Steve Jobs treated people who he was paying. . . he did usually have more class than this.

    18. Re:Nice by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      Is anyone shocked that Apple is less-than-impressed with a Microsoft product?

      I still remember what they said about having a camera on tablet being akin to having a camera on a clipboard. That statement was essentially correct, and that statement was also born out of early usability testing, or so they said, but that didn't prevent them from adding a camera on their iPad the following year. The same goes for HSPA+ 4G, one day they're calling it fake-4G, but a little later, as soon as their devices are on it, they're calling it 4G again.

      This is not to say that Microsofts' Surface will be successful, or not. I have no idea about that one, either way. I haven't even played with one yet.

    19. Re:Nice by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      God created man, Sam Colt made them equal.

      Testicle thinking, grunting people hate guns.

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    20. Re:Nice by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      No. He was a scumbag in his personal life too. No class at all. People with class don't park in handicapped parking spots. His cancer was darmic justice, he wanted to be handicapped, he got it.

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    21. Re:Nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair to Apple (unpopular as that may be at the moment) they do conduct A LOT of usability research and it has gotten them quite far in terms of product design...

      "Usability research" is what gave us Gnome 3 and Unity. Yeah, I'd think geeks have a damn good reason to distrust "usability research." The problem is that Apple doesn't bother trying to make a computer work well, they try and make it easy, which frequently means that easy things are "easy" (or, at least in Apple's case, shiny) and hard things are impossible.

      Which is great for people who don't really need to use their computers for anything useful, I suppose, but not really great for anyone trying to use their computers to accomplish something.

      That's right let's be an opinionated jerk, lets condemn an entire field of scientific research by two 'failed' projects. A monkey could have come up with a better jab at usability research than that. IMHO neither Gnome 3 nor Unity actually 'failed', I have used both for over 6 months and the biggest problems I have with both of them is bugs (read: developers not doing something else they consider menial work and a waste of time, quality control and testing), not the UI it self and the way it works. Annoying aspects of the UI can usually be tweaked away (assuming the provided tweaking utilities don't crash on you which again is the developers fault) Most people pissing and moaning about how Unity and Gnome 3 suck ass are usually complaining that they new UIs don't work like Gnome 2 and have made no effort to even try using either Gnome 3 or Unity for more than a few minutes. If you like Gnome 2 so much go back to using it and stop wasting our time whining about how Gnome 3 sucks because it works nothing like Gnome 2.

    22. Re:Nice by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      Which has resulted in me going to various tourist type areas, and watching morons swing their ipads around trying to take pictures of things,awkwardly trying to get their gigantic clipboard in front of whatever they're looking at, and blocking everyone else's view.

    23. Re:Nice by RocketRabbit · · Score: 1

      "I got sick of all the idiotic fanaticism."

      You should really look into bashing Android for a while - there are a lot of idiotic fanatics astroturfing that heap of shit OS on here every day.

    24. Re:Nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, sort of like the tablet PC that I own that, rotates screens, lets me type on a real keyboard and draw with a pen, navigate and gesture with my fingers. The only problem is that it's been around for years and therefore NOT new technology. Oh and since it's been around for years it has a nifty program that works quite well with it called OneNote that does all that.

      Turns out though, that people don't want the accompanying pricetag. The only problem with the tablet PC (now over 10 years old) was the pricetag - at $500 it is a winner, at $3000 (now $1500) no-one wants to risk it.

      Another problem was that Windows Tablet edition wasn't good enough. Windows 7 goes a long way and Windows 8 takes it further (at least for the touch). I saw the clip for the Surface and DEFINITELY want to try it out, because it seems to me that it is practically everything I want and in a smaller package with better integration than ever before.

      If my competitor had a surface and all I had was an iPad I would sure be hoping it took long enough to gain acceptance that I could bring a competitor to the market. I however would only be hoping, not essentially lying about it's possibilities to cause that slow uptake. To be fair though, the nice things said by Microsoft about the upcoming iPad were probably from a PoV like: "we already have a superior product; this will help our sales as well".

  3. They need to ignore MS by Gothmolly · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Seriously - don't talk about them, don't mention them, don't respond to reporters about them, and DONT COMPARE YOURSELVES TO THEM. Once you let them into the conversation about a product, you're granting them an equivalence in many people's eyes. Don't give them the sanction.

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    1. Re:They need to ignore MS by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 5, Insightful

      don't talk about them, don't mention them, don't respond to reporters about them, and DONT COMPARE YOURSELVES TO THEM

      Are you joking? I'm a product manager - I constantly field questions from customers, sales, the media asking how our product compares to X. WTF do you think the "I'm a Mac I'm a PC" ads were all about? Companies that refuse to acknowledge competition do so at their peril. BlackBerry, anyone?

    2. Re:They need to ignore MS by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Once you let them into the conversation about a product, you're granting them an equivalence in many people's eyes.

      Especially don't mention a company that pummeled you in the OS wars for a decade.

      But Apple shouldn't worry about Microsoft, because technology companies never have resurgences.

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    3. Re:They need to ignore MS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Seriously? Apple is worried because this will be hard to copy and patent without being obvious.
      By the way, didn't Apple also rant about the 7-inch tablet before they copied the concept?
       

    4. Re:They need to ignore MS by jellomizer · · Score: 2

      You don't compare yourself to your competition only when they have a serious advantage over you. The iPad vs Surface. They are actually very similar devices. The key difference is in different approach to the UI. Apple will happily compare themselves to the Surface because they have the First Mover Advantage, also they have a large user base, and made common many of the touch UI elements.

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    5. Re:They need to ignore MS by digitalchinky · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Acknowledgement is one thing, any company that outright slags off another is walking in dangerous territory, I think Apple are doing themselves a lot more harm than good lately.

    6. Re:They need to ignore MS by gtirloni · · Score: 1

      Samsung agrees.

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    7. Re:They need to ignore MS by cavreader · · Score: 1

      A true professional should be recommending the technology that best fits the needs of your customer. Choosing technology based solely on who made is short sighted. Most hardcore geeks suffer from a sever case of tunnel vision when it comes to pushing their pet technologies. They usually pay no attention to how much work it would take to actually implement their favorite technology platform.

    8. Re:They need to ignore MS by jbolden · · Score: 2

      Lately? Since the day the Mac was introduced the core of the marketing campaign has been comparison. Whether it be IBM or Microsoft or Google their ad campaigns emphasize how they are better.

    9. Re:They need to ignore MS by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 0

      WTF do you think the "I'm a Mac I'm a PC" ads were all about?

      Launching an incredibly annoying preppy hipster trend at colleges all across the country, making morons that don't know how to use a computer(and therefore use a Mac) feel superior to smarter people, and inducting a bunch of stupid sheeple into the 'cult of Mac'.

      Obviously.

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    10. Re:They need to ignore MS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, you are correct on that. In fact it was amazing to see them talk about the iPad Mini and compare it to the Nexus 7. For people that know anything about the two devices, they spun the hell out of their "comparison" by talking about "oh, we have more screen real estate" when they actually have a larger screen that has low resolution (1024 x 768) that can't play a 780p video at full resolution when the Nexus 7 at 1280x800 can with no problem. They showed the difference between a widescreen and a 4 x 3 screen when they turned them to landscape mode and said, "see ours can show more of this web page". While true, the text may be unreadable due to the low resolution and you might have to zoom. But they were really just showing that 4 x 3 screens are superior for some things and widescreens are superior for other things. But they chose to say that their device was better overall based on that which is, of course, bunk and spin. They said the Nexus is plastic and ours is al-you-men-e-um. True. They didn't say that theirs has only 512 MB of RAM while the competition has 1 GB. They didn't say ours has a lowly A5 at 2 cores while the competition has a superior chip with 4 cores. Bashing the competition is a dangerous game. It is worse when you have to spin the hell out of it to make it look like your product is better.

    11. Re:They need to ignore MS by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 1

      This isn't the same. Cook is dismissing the competition in this case as effectively irrelevant--he gives it no ground at all. This is what he needs to do. He acknowledges it exists, but that's as far as it goes externally.

      Tech history is littered with the corpses of devices that claimed they were 'iPod-killers'. By defining themselves in terms of the dominant player, they ensured that they'd never be able to compete.

      There is an important difference between the way Apple and RIM (or MS) do business in that while Cook is dismissing the product, you can be sure that he's got 100 of them on order, a couple labs of people ready to study them, and they'll be on top of stealing whatever they can that IS good. RIM and MS mocked the competition and also decided that there was nothing to learn from them. Ballmer's famous dismissal of almost every Apple product and failure to follow up with anything better is pretty damning proof that once he dismisses something, it stays dismissed--until it's impossible to ignore anymore because the consumers aren't as blind as he is.

      But there are exceptions to all rules...if you're good at what you do, you can compete effectively. To wit: the Mac/PC ads. They were a bit of marketing genius (but I don't know how much more effective they were than the so-called halo effect surrounding iDevices).

    12. Re:They need to ignore MS by quacking+duck · · Score: 1

      Difference is, the PC was the clear market share leader. I thought the rule is that #1 (or those who think they're #1) never acknowledges #2 or lower in the same market space.

      The iPad mini introduction bordered on violating that rule when they did the 7.9" vs 7" screen comparison. They didn't *quite* acknowledge a specific competitor, but it was very close. I suppose one can argue Apple is the follower here, in the 7"-8" tablet space, but that's getting nitpicky.

    13. Re:They need to ignore MS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like how Samsung has been doing to Apple? You can't be so blind as to not see how this is just a revolving door game, can you? You can't be that much of a fanboi to not see that whatever your technology of choice is is doing giving and receiving this kind of abuse, can you?

    14. Re:They need to ignore MS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's bullying when #1 goes after #2, but the brash underdog #2 is taking a piece out of #1 when they go on the attack.

      In this case, Apple acknowledges that they're followers in this space and are trying to create misgivings about the competitors while reinforcing the cult following toward their way of doing things.

    15. Re:They need to ignore MS by hairyfish · · Score: 1

      An old bit of wisdom I heard once upon a time, "Winners talk about winning, losers talk about winners". Lately Apple seem to spend a lot of time talking about Samsung, Google and Microsoft. It says a lot about their own perception of themselves in the market.

    16. Re:They need to ignore MS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're Coke, you don't worry about comparing yourself to the competition. If you're Pepsi, comparison is everything. Looks like Apple is still being Pepsi.

  4. Major News Scoop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Apple rubbishes competitor

  5. Worst of both Worlds by jkrise · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Apple's walled garden has early mover advantage and gazillion apps.

    Android's open nature has attracted dozens of OEMs to make the hardware, and also has gazillion apps now.

    The Surface is neither open, nor are developers flocking to i since Microsoft is now screwing over developers like they have done OEMs.

    So it is neither open nor low-cost; and bound to be a colossal failure. No need for Cook to break into sweat...

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    1. Re:Worst of both Worlds by firex726 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think MS is hedging on their install base and businesses.
      By getting them all on this Walled Garden they are thinking they will become the Apple of the business world; of course this does not take into account that if businesses will have to retain their staff, why would they stick to MS?

    2. Re:Worst of both Worlds by jkrise · · Score: 0

      if businesses will have to retain their staff, why would they stick to MS?

      I supposed you intended to say retrain there...

      Android tablets are already low-cost, has tons of apps, and also allows apps to be loaded outside of the app store.

      Current versions of MS Exchange work fairly smoothly on nearly every browser. What incentive is there for developers, developers and developers to code for Windows8 and WindowsRT?

      Android is the new MS-DOS; it is going to swallow the entire eco-system in a few years time.

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    3. Re:Worst of both Worlds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There might not be incentive for developers to code for Windows 8 and RT, however surface provides one thing that no iPad or any other Android device can provide: Windows 8.

      Now for a normal user, this is probably not an incentive, however for me that's a huge deal. It means I can put visual studio on it and with an actual fucking keyboard that comes attached to it, theoretically I can use it to develop on.

      IDEs for android just don't cut it, even with my fancy bluetooth keyboard, and using a tablet for development in the past has just been painful and I've continually given up and gone back to my laptop. Surface running Windows 8 is actually promising to me. If I didn't already own an android tablet, and the fucking price was reasonable rather than trying to compete with iPad-style pricing, I would be ready to stand in line.

      And yes, I know all about the Windows 7 tablets, but lets face it, those were shit.

    4. Re:Worst of both Worlds by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure of any product MS had done well or right in their earlier releases, but they at least tend* to improve things, over time.
      This release is no threat to Apple, but future releases might be, if MS tends to figure things out.

      * Office 2003->2007 is an obvious counter example, so is the Zune. However most other products have tended to improve over them. This does not bean they have gotten to be best on the market, or even good (which is a more subjective measure anyway), just improved.

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    5. Re:Worst of both Worlds by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      Damn. Forgot 98->ME, or XP to Vista, and possible Win 7->8.

      Still, that's 3 releases and a product line, out of how many product lines and releases?

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    6. Re:Worst of both Worlds by jkrise · · Score: 1

      It means I can put visual studio on it and with an actual fucking keyboard that comes attached to it, theoretically I can use it to develop on.

      Yes, and guess what: you could do that with any Windows version from Windows98 onwards. But the important question is:

      Is Visual Studio going to allow you to develop apps for Windows 8 and Windows RT? I don't think so - only one, not both.

      And besides, who would buy your app when the equivalents are in abundance on a lower cost platform like Android; or sexier ones like the iOS? That's the big question, and why Surface will be a disaster.

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    7. Re:Worst of both Worlds by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      Android is the new MS-DOS; it is going to swallow the entire eco-system in a few years time.

      I'm not so sure. The same logic could work in a lot of ways for VHS over Betamax and HD-DVD over Blu-Ray.

      Times are changing and so are motivations and techniques. Unfortunately I can see Apple sticking this one out over Android. As far as MS goes - the only way they can win is with a good PR campaign. Seeing MSs advertisements, the only thing I think their PR team is good at, is turning up to work drunk or stoned, and remaining that way throughout their shifts.

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    8. Re:Worst of both Worlds by jimmyfrank · · Score: 2

      Developers don't have to flock to windows 8, there are already boat loads of .net devs.

    9. Re:Worst of both Worlds by jimmyfrank · · Score: 1

      I missed the screwing over part, Im a .net dev and do not feel screwed over, just saying.

    10. Re:Worst of both Worlds by Mr.+Tom+Guycot · · Score: 0

      I know this goes against the prevailing wisdom, and i'm pretty indifferent to the systems (I have an android phone, ipad, and windows 7 pc), but I honestly think Microsoft is going to clean up big time with windows 8, and going forward with future versions. Sure the surface might not do much, and RT might crash and burn with the new intel powered windows 8 tablets, but microsoft as a whole seems poised to make terrific gains. Watching some of the videos of these forthcoming win 8 intel tablets, I can't help but see a situation where tablets really *can* replace a desktop, or laptop. A docking station, a hdmi port, and you've got your desktop with standard windows, running all your legacy apps you're used to, that you can pick up and go sit on the couch with. The way I see people switching over to the desktop mode in any videos (which is ugly and wonky on a touch screen device no doubt) from the metro side, seems a lot a sort of 'command line' mode for people who grew up on only GUI systems.

      So yeah, I think RT will flop, but i think microsoft, being the first to truly integrate a full complete desktop experience without limitations, and a very useable touchscreen experience, will swoop in, at least by windows 9 and capture the lions share of the tablet market. Is that such a stretch? They're already getting started leveraging that 90% stake on the desktop that everyone and their grandmother is used to, to the tablet market. ...And they are the only ones. Every other tablet is supplemental, supplemental to your laptop, or desktop, because you *cant* do everything yet on them, they're still media consuming devices with strict limitations. But windows 8 (and forward) on intel CAN be that replacement.

      Heck I know how fucking shilly towards microsoft all that sounds, but if i had to put money down, thats what I can see happening. It just makes sense.

    11. Re:Worst of both Worlds by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      nor are developers flocking to i since Microsoft is now screwing over developers

      What, by designing WinRT to use the same languages and devtools as WPF and Silverlight? By providing one of the best IDEs on the market today? By providing whole SDKs for free?

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    12. Re:Worst of both Worlds by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      windows 8 (and forward) on intel CAN be that replacement.

      For a lot of users, that may be the case. However, there will always be a market for high-power desktops.

      Personally, I see Win8 tablets as laptop replacements much more than desktop replacements.

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    13. Re:Worst of both Worlds by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Because it costs much less to retrain staff than to replace an entire deep infrastructure of enterprise applications. Moreover Microsoft is generally much cheaper than their competition i.e. Dynamics vs. Oracle Financials.

    14. Re:Worst of both Worlds by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Is Visual Studio going to allow you to develop apps for Windows 8 and Windows RT? I don't think so - only one, not both.

      What do you mean "going to". Visual Studio already works fine for Win 8 and Win RT. The issue is that Windows RT doesn't run Visual Studio, the opposite problem and Microsoft doesn't intend to fix that and they are right. There is no reason to use RT for heavy duty apps like a IDE / compiler.

    15. Re:Worst of both Worlds by Mr.+Tom+Guycot · · Score: 0

      Oh absolutely, but i think going forward, as we get at the very least the windows 9 generation, all those people who don't need the high power desktops can switch to something that replaces the desktop as a stationary device (though some docking system would still be stationary to a degree). You're very probably right though, considering the amount of people who already replace their desktops with just a laptop, and thats been trending for years.

      The more i think of it, I think you're mostly right. Win8 x86 (and future versions) as tablets with things like the touch cover, will fully replace laptops for good, and the desktop market will probably shrink a little bit more to the people who only use a laptop (or tablet if it goes that way).

      Honestly, I think a full function, completely backwards comparable OS, with a made for touch interface on top of it. Is going to be the first real 'Killer App' (or in this case, killer function) of tablets. Theres not a QUESTION in my mind that this is where apple wants to head, and probably already has a road map to unify for years now.

    16. Re:Worst of both Worlds by FictionPimp · · Score: 1

      Because everything you want to make is heavy duty and enterprise software right? There are no kids who just want to learn to program on the low cost device their parents got them for xmas....

    17. Re:Worst of both Worlds by Mr.+Tom+Guycot · · Score: 0

      *backwards compatible, not comparable.

    18. Re:Worst of both Worlds by jbolden · · Score: 1

      When did I say anything about children. I'm sure children's programming tools will be available for RT. Microsoft Research has about 3 different children't programming environments and languages they currently support you can download.

      But that has nothing to do with Visual Studio.

    19. Re:Worst of both Worlds by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      Once you get into serious business applications, the alleged cheapness of Microsoft quickly dissipates. It is more myth now than reality. In truth, Balmer wants to ream you just as badly as Ellison does. He will too if you give him an opportunity.

      Mainly you just get really incompetent people calling themselves a sysadmin or db admin or app admin.This is driven by the whole mythology of cheapness and the related mythology that you don't have to understand what you're doing to use Windows.

      You sell the idea that you can use trained monkeys and that's what you end up with.

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    20. Re:Worst of both Worlds by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      None of that matters to real people.

      People put up with Microsoft because of the perception that it is a monopoly player. Once you remove that, there is no longer any reason to put up with Microsoft or it's APIs that can radically change from one release to the next.

      All the fancy cup holders in the world won't attract developers to a platform if they think they can't sell stuff.

      You talk like we've not been down this road before. We have, and those other non-x86 variants of Windows are a distant memory.

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    21. Re:Worst of both Worlds by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      I think MS is hedging on their install base and businesses.

      Bingo.

      I work for a company that makes software tools for managing mobile devices. Our customer base is quite excited about the Surface tablets, particularly the i86 models. The tablets will integrate seamlessly with their active directory environment and will run both spiffy new "Modern UI" apps as well as their legacy Windows apps. iOS devices (and yes I own some of them) are primarily consumer devices shoe-horned into the enterprise. The Surface tablet will be a good native business tool.

    22. Re:Worst of both Worlds by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      What? It's $150 including a case with a keyboard in it. I don't think any tablets worth their parts come close to as low-cost as that. Are you somehow implying that it isn't as good because it doesn't cost the $700 that the trendy-but-extremely-useless iPads do for the same power?

      Let's also consider that there are plans for another, larger version of the Surface tablet which will run regular x86 software compatible with Windows, which just hasn't been released yet.

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    23. Re:Worst of both Worlds by RaceProUK · · Score: 2

      As far as I can tell, the Win32 API hasn't changed all that much from the days of Windows 3.1. .NET is also a stable API, as the entire 2.0 API exists all the way through to 4.5. Similarly, COM has remaned fundamentally unchanged over the years. And the Silverlight API tells a similar story.

      OK, so now we have WinRT. It uses XAML and C#/VB (like WPF and Silverlight), or it can use C++. It sits on top of both .NET and Win32 (.NET also sits on Win32). What's more, the latest Visual Studio supports all these APIs equally.

      Besides, Windows on ARM can work - WinCE's been doing well enough over the years.

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    24. Re:Worst of both Worlds by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Well I think you and I do disagree here.

      IMHO a SQL Server DBA can be less skilled than an Oracle DBA and be functional. IMHO a Windows Admin can be less skilled than a Linux admin and be functional. That's not to say that Oracle is not a better product but will give it to Microsoft on ease of use issues.

      As far as price I think it is clear cut. For example:
      SQL Server: $6,874 per core
      Oracle $47,500 per core

      Interestingly enough DB2 has gotten really cheap: $584 per core per year.

    25. Re:Worst of both Worlds by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      Sadly, I'm not that hopeful.

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    26. Re:Worst of both Worlds by gtall · · Score: 1

      It isn't a question of there being a market for high-power desktops, it is a question of how big or small that market is. If it shrinks to any great degree because people who don't need high-power desktops are getting by with tabs, then the price of those high-power desktops will probably go up. And some manufacturer might get shaken out of the business.

      At the moment, no one knows what's really happening to that market.

    27. Re:Worst of both Worlds by FictionPimp · · Score: 1

      My point was that just because the tools might not be used by enterprise developers on such a 'cheap' and 'low performance' platform doesn't mean its suddenly useless to bother to put those tools on the platform. Even if you can't get as good of performance there are people who want to write software for windows RT without budgets to buy both a tablet and a desktop computer who would probably deal with slow compiles and a little lag in the UI. Likewise there are children who would use those same tools to learn and grow. We could even point to college kids, who typically can only afford to buy one device. The fact is not allow your dev tools on a platform (that is fully capable of running those tools because it's essentially the same OS) is only stifling innovation and education.

      So it has EVERYTHING to do with Visual Studio.

    28. Re:Worst of both Worlds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      MS should be banking on people who don't want to buy _both_ a PC and a tablet. The problem with tablets right now is that they are ultra portable media consumption toys (save for a few niche cases) that are easy to use. To make them useful you need to give them a keyboard, mouse, and productivity software... but that's a less portable boring PC.

      The problem MS has is making a good tablet OS that can also do productivity right. No one has figured this out yet - and I certainly would not want to use Windows8 for 8 hours a day at work. But it might be good enough for the home user to balance their checkbook, write book reports, and send emails and -if it is- why buy a separate tablet and PC for home?

      They should be blunt in their ads. Compare the price of a Mac + iPad to a Windows8 machine that does everything. Show someone on an iPad trying to write a document in frustration. Show someone on a Mac trying to play fruit ninja. Show someone on a Windows8 machine doing both.

      Having said all this, I think MS will fail with Windows8. They didn't figure out how to bridge the gap between tablet and desktop well enough. I think it looks like a good tablet OS, but its too little too late, and a bad desktop OS, which will cause people to stay on W7.

    29. Re:Worst of both Worlds by jbolden · · Score: 1

      You are talking 3 different markets here:
      a) children's educational programming
      b) college educational programming
      c) very inexpensive amateur development

      Visual Studio and Visual Studio languages are not a good choice for (a). Languages designed for professional use have design elements which are tweaked to things like the current state of hardware or the current technological infrastructure that shouldn't be part of children's education. They shouldn't be using Visual Studio they should be using entirely different tools. As I mentioned Microsoft does even make these and gives away for free like: http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/projects/kodu/ , http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/beginner/ff384126.aspx

      For (b). I don't think Windows RT is designed to be device capable of supporting a college student as their only device. So the lack of Visual Studio is just one of many hundreds of limitations that make RT not suited for that role.

      As for (c) I'd say the same as (b). RT shouldn't be a person's sole device.

    30. Re:Worst of both Worlds by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      Its sad that you are so inured that you consider Microsoft the only possible enterprise solution. There are several factors that conspire (literally and figuratively) to maintain this state, but it is in NO WAY the only way to compute in business, nor is it always the most practical solution. The current paradigm is not the only one possible.

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    31. Re:Worst of both Worlds by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      Its [sic] sad that you are so inured that you consider Microsoft the only possible enterprise solution

      ...and it's sad that you can't read. I said our corporate enterprise *customers* are excited, not that I'm excited. We'll quite happily sell them an iOS or Android management solution - Whatever they want - However what I'm hearing from our *customers* is that end-users are pleased to finally see a tablet that will likely seamlessly integrate with their existing Windows ecosystems and applications, which is a limiting factor with existing alternate solutions.

    32. Re:Worst of both Worlds by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      Actually, while I'm not going to suggest that you *should* do this, there's no reason you couldn't write a compiler or even IDE for Windows RT. Hell, WP7 even has a (Microsoft-written) scripting IDE called TouchDevelop. Something like that, but substantially more powerful (able to produce compiled code, even support the full runtime if they want), could be written if anybody would bother.

      On the other hand, Windows RT already comes with Powershell, both as a very competent scripting environment and including the "Powershell ISE" (Integrated Scripting Environment). Although it lacks the speed advantage of compiling the code, you can already write arbitrary programs in that using the .NET framework. Of course, it's also a *very* keyboard-focused experience.

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    33. Re:Worst of both Worlds by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Agreed. There were IDE's in the late days of DOS no question RT could handle one. I guess what I really meant was that Visual Studio is always going to want higher end hardware features and things like compilers are precisely the areas where x86 has huge advantages over ARM.

    34. Re:Worst of both Worlds by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Sure it will go up. But look at relative market sizes.

      In 1990 a PC started at about 2K. The professional market today is bigger then the whole PC market was in 1990.

      We might be looking at 1990 PC prices, we are not looking at 1990 workstation prices.

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    35. Re:Worst of both Worlds by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Because it costs much less to retrain staff than to replace an entire deep infrastructure of enterprise applications.

      If you replace all of your applications you're going to have to retrain all your staff anyway.

    36. Re:Worst of both Worlds by jbolden · · Score: 1

      True, good point. So its less training even with the UI changes.

    37. Re:Worst of both Worlds by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      They're already getting started leveraging that 90% stake on the desktop that everyone and their grandmother is used to

      No they're not. Everybody and their grandma is used to W95-W7, and W8 is not anything like previous Windows from a UI standpoint. A Linux computer running KDE would be more like what Granny is used to than W8.

      BTW, which division of Microsoft do you work for? If it's marketing, they're paying you too much, although "i'm pretty indifferent to the systems (I have an android phone, ipad, and windows 7 pc)" was a nice touch.

    38. Re:Worst of both Worlds by epSos-de · · Score: 1

      Apple CEO Likens is a puppet that is paid to say things. Yes we too dislike Microsoft, but we all can agree on their good points. The new Microsoft Surface device will start a trend and end the bulky laptop era, becasue it is a new type of light laptop with detachable screen. Imagine, if you could have the comfort of a laptop that can be converted to a tablet at any given time. This will come and Apple is loosing the game. This is why Apple is so pissed off.

    39. Re:Worst of both Worlds by hairyfish · · Score: 1

      And besides, who would buy your app when the equivalents are in abundance on a lower cost platform like Android; or sexier ones like the iOS? That's the big question, and why Surface will be a disaster.

      I've just ordered one. We have Apple and Android Tabs and phones already. If MS can do all that, and integrate with the existing MS world (AD, GPO, Office Sharepoint etc) then there will be no place the less featured incumbents. And you shouldn't focus so much on the ticket price, that argument may work for nerds living in their mum's basement, but the Enterprise is happy to pay more up front if it does more in the long run. It is why most enterprises pay more for MS than "cheaper" FOSS alternatives right now.

    40. Re:Worst of both Worlds by FictionPimp · · Score: 1

      So your going to buy something roughly the size of a small laptop, but due to just "a design decision" and not any real technical decision you probably shouldn't buy a arm based microsoft device, but rather a cheap intel/amd based device with roughly the same dimensions but all the features of a first class operating system (running all of your software which the arm version does not have).

      I also do not agree with you at all on point a. It underestimates the intelligence and ingenuity of children. They might need kiddy wheels at age 6, but by age 12 they are ready for the real stuff. For point B, there are many college students that can do their work on netbooks, if this arm platform MS has put together isn't at least as powerful as a netbook then it's already pointless in my regard.

      The problem here, which is also the difference between apple and MS, is that MS made their arm device function like their desktop. The half assed it however so that while it functions and looks like their desktop OS it has artificial limitations preventing it from being the desktop OS. If I have a keyboard and mouse interface, that is enough to write text and click a button labeled 'compile'.

    41. Re:Worst of both Worlds by jbolden · · Score: 1

      They might need kiddy wheels at age 6, but by age 12 they are ready for the real stuff.

      No they aren't. College students aren't ready for the real stuff. Whether you are teaching broad skills or narrow skills is the difference between education and certification. And there is no reason to teach children specific workplace skills for a workplace they are too young to enter.

      For point B, there are many college students that can do their work on netbooks, if this arm platform MS has put together isn't at least as powerful as a netbook then it's already pointless in my regard.

      The ARM platform is not designed for general usage, yes it is less powerful than a netbook by design. ARM is designed for niche hardware that is more powerful for some limited taks but less generally useful overall. That argument is settled. The debate between Microsoft and Apple is whether different hardware form factors requires different applications (Apple's position) or just modified GUIs (Microsoft's).

      The problem here, which is also the difference between apple and MS, is that MS made their arm device function like their desktop.

      No... MS is making their x86 devices function like a laptop / tablet hybrid. Their ARM devices are designed to function like the tablet components of the x86 devices.

  6. Compromised and Confusing by tokencode · · Score: 5, Funny

    The only compromised and confusing thing is Tim Cook.

    1. Re:Compromised and Confusing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You turned it around and made it funny. Fucking awesome.

    2. Re:Compromised and Confusing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Modded Funny for lack of a mod category, "Trying to be Funny".

  7. Fatigue by CMU_Ken · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I suspect Apple's dismissal of vertical touch screen usage has to do with muscle fatigue. Try holding your arms out in front of you without resting your hands on anything for 5-10 minutes, and I think you'll see what he's getting at. People want to love Minority Report-style interfaces, but the truth is that there are reasons for not using them. Is it a well-founded argument against vertical screens? I guess we'll see!

    1. Re:Fatigue by dkleinsc · · Score: 2

      Eric S Raymond had an interesting take on the gorilla arm problem. They key is the position of the screen.

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    2. Re:Fatigue by Chrisq · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I suspect Apple's dismissal of vertical touch screen usage has to do with muscle fatigue. Try holding your arms out in front of you without resting your hands on anything for 5-10 minutes, and I think you'll see what he's getting at. People want to love Minority Report-style interfaces, but the truth is that there are reasons for not using them. Is it a well-founded argument against vertical screens? I guess we'll see!

      I agree that this won't be used much, but most users will just use touch-screen in tablet mode and keyboard/mousepad in other modes

    3. Re:Fatigue by Megane · · Score: 2

      This is why I thought back in the '80s that computers would eventually become a drafting desk configuration. Take a monster-sized flat-panel iMac, set it to about 20 degrees from horizontal, add a capacitive touch screen, and add the ability to filter out signals from non-touch objects on the screen. (cap touch should already be mostly immune to that) But what if you put papers over the screen and cover stuff up? If the screen big enough it's still just a window management problem. (Unless you're one of those idiots who always runs Windows apps maximized to full screen no matter how big it is.)

      Now I'm starting to think this could still actually happen. We've got all the parts today, it just has to be put together.

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    4. Re:Fatigue by tylikcat · · Score: 2, Informative

      I can't be the only person who, after working with tablets / netbooks with touch screens (in my case primarily an Asus Transformer) finds that I now have a deep seated expectation that all screens should have touch interfaces, and not infrequently find myself poking at my laptop. Not for all uses, of course. For heavy use I'm far more likely to use another point controller (by preference either a clit mouse or wacom tablet) but as another option? I'd use it all the time on any screen that's fairly close to me.

    5. Re:Fatigue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And i guess this is why various companies have come up with all in one designs that can be folded from vertical to horizontal, or various angles in between.

    6. Re:Fatigue by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      (Unless you're one of those idiots who always runs Windows apps maximized to full screen no matter how big it is.)

      you mean Windows 8 users who cannot get Metro apps to run in anything other than full-screen (ok, except for a little 2nd window)

      I don't think an interactive table is much good for a desktop replacement - where would I put my coffee mug? If anything, it will be a flat-screen, slightly angled for view that you get like some news anchors have in their desks.

    7. Re:Fatigue by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I suspect windows 8 is more about the kinect device than they are letting on right now. Moving windows around in the air and then going down to the keyboard to do real typing would be amazing.

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    8. Re:Fatigue by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      But his solution is... put the touch screen on a tablet (or smartphone). He specifically points out that the touch screen has to be low, and for long term use you have to be able to position it wherever you want, with your other hand. You can't do that with a notebook form factor.

    9. Re:Fatigue by jbolden · · Score: 1

      I don't think an interactive table is much good for a desktop replacement - where would I put my coffee mug?

      Right on it. The screen is capacitive. It detects a ceramic object and blocks off that region of screen. We can accomplish that with today's technology.

    10. Re:Fatigue by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      It's not all the time, but every once in a while I just can't stand fingerprints right in the middle of that text I'm trying to edit. On a tablet or phone it's not a big bother unless I'm trying to use it as an e-reader. But on a computer fingerprints annoy me.

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    11. Re:Fatigue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But his solution is... put the touch screen on a tablet (or smartphone). He specifically points out that the touch screen has to be low, and for long term use you have to be able to position it wherever you want, with your other hand. You can't do that with a notebook form factor.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tablet_computer#Convertible

    12. Re:Fatigue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. So much this.

      People seem to think that because a monitor or laptop has a touch screen that you must use it constantly. In reality, you'll use it occasionally, but comfortably and naturally.

    13. Re:Fatigue by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      "People want to be lazy" is your defense for his nonsense?

      I don't mind vertical touch screens at all. The fact is, the touch features aren't how I primarily use the screen - I use a normal mouse and keyboard far more. I also point to the fact that MANY people have 'stand cases' for their 'lay-flat' tablets, to make them just that: Vertical! If Apple could un-suck their touch keyboard, it might be a viable way to enter lots of text. Until that time, almost everyone I see using one has some sort of keyboard dock/stand, etc That said, there is no reason that this tablet would HAVE to be used as a vertical screen. It's a tablet, and can be laid flat as easily as an iPad or any other tablet.

      The (vertical) touch screen on my computer is useful if I want to do something more artistic(photoshop brushes, etc), or interact with buttons faster than with a mouse. It also allows me to use my off-hand to accurately and quickly click or drag things which I don't want to try to switch-hit with my mouse to click. I also like being able to move the camera on Maya with the touchscreen, while still editing the model with my mouse. It's just more control, and there is no one right way to use it.

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    14. Re:Fatigue by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      We can accomplish that with today's technology.

      Can you make it automatically clean off the coffee stains, too?

      My tablet's bad enough, I was cleaning melted cheese off the screen the other day.

    15. Re:Fatigue by tricorn · · Score: 1

      The reference to PLATO using vertical touch screens is mostly irrelevant. Yes, they were touch screens. Very low resolution, a 16 x 16 grid on a 512 x 512 resolution monochrome plasma display. No dragging. No double-tapping or holding. No "multi-touch". Simply a single touch at a single location, using infrared sensors.

      As there was no mouse at the time, it was the only way to directly interact with the screen. Touch or keyboard. It also wasn't really used that much except for instructional material aimed at younger kids who couldn't type very well or public display terminals, and occasionally as an alternate input method (e.g. tap the line OR hit a number key).

      Using a vertical display touch screen is fine if it's very low resolution like that, especially the frequency of use is fairly low. I find that with my iPad on the dock, the two biggest problems are trying to do ANY sort of gestural control (dragging, two-finger squeeze/compress/rotate, double-tap, etc) and that often it's my fingernail that's the only thing actually able to hit the screen, and that often doesn't provide enough to register. Trying to bend my finger backwards, or rotate my finger so the pad points upwards, is very awkward and unnatural and fatiguing.

    16. Re:Fatigue by murr · · Score: 1

      Happened to me a lot when I showed people my Kindle DX. First thing they tried was to touch the screen.

    17. Re:Fatigue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It will fill media consumption use case well. Start Netflix, set tablet on night stand/hotel desk/horizontal surface of choice.

      IOW, it definitely adds value for a common use case.

    18. Re:Fatigue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are not alone. As a moderator (I must post as AC) I would have easily touched the moderation menu and selected Insightful instead of using my touchpad and clicking its left button. Page Up and Page Down are better choices for scrolling because my screen is a little too far away to constantly stretch my arm to touch it. Touch is not ok for repetitive work but it makes sense for casual interactions even on a desktop or a laptop. People will discover that in the next couple of years and Apple will follow suit. With the mini iPad and the longer iPhone they demonstrated they pay attention to the requests of market.

    19. Re:Fatigue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Won't heat damage it?

    20. Re:Fatigue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given Microsoft's corporate culture, the Kinect and Surface teams are probably sabotaging each other rather than looking for ways to merge.

    21. Re:Fatigue by Animats · · Score: 1

      I suspect Apple's dismissal of vertical touch screen usage has to do with muscle fatigue. Try holding your arms out in front of you without resting your hands on anything for 5-10 minutes, and I think you'll see what he's getting at.

      That was a real problem with light pens, but then came the Kinect.

    22. Re:Fatigue by jbolden · · Score: 1

      The outside of a coffee cup isn't really that hot. Remember it has to be comfortable to hold. I'd assume that's easy enough to deal with.

    23. Re:Fatigue by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Try holding your arms out in front of you without resting your hands on anything for 5-10 minutes

      Sorry, son, but you're a pussie. I have friends in the construction industry, they hold their arms in front of them all damned day long driving nails with fairly heavy powered hammers. And you're whining about a fucking touch screen?

      How about the FEMALE cashiers? Same thing only without the hammers.

      You're a wimp.

    24. Re:Fatigue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ironic given it's better to have muscle fatigue in your arms than in your neck
      which seems to be on the rise now that every stares down at their phone / tablet

    25. Re:Fatigue by Megane · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see any of you try to put your coffee on a screen set at a typical drafting table angle. You put it on the level keyboard shelf in front, or on a level shelf to the side if you're using an under-the-table keyboard.

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  8. Makes me want it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    A car that flies and floats? Sign me up.

    1. Re:Makes me want it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh11NDMHVl0

    2. Re:Makes me want it by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      Yes. I too thought that this was a rather retarded sort of criticism.

      It makes it sound like Microsoft is selling something out of a James Bond movie.

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    3. Re:Makes me want it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A car that flies and floats? Sign me up.

      Don't let anyone hold you up the - you can get one. But keep Tim's comment in mind - they don't do these things very well.

      Design is as much about what you don't put in as it is about the features you support. Every feature has a reciprocal penalty - by deciding to include this, you comprise the ability to do that. It appears that Microsoft is committed to learning this the hard way.

    4. Re:Makes me want it by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      Does a de Havilland Canada DHC-2 Beaver count? Technically it could do all three (fly, land on water and land). Yea you can't go on the interstate but why? It can fly!

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    5. Re:Makes me want it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but how well does it DRIVE?

  9. Must be unbiased by hessian · · Score: 4, Insightful

    After all, he has no dog in this fight.

    Oh wait, he's from a competitor.

    Wonder if he has incentive to twist the truth a little bit?

    Apple seems desperate these days.

    1. Re:Must be unbiased by FatAlb3rt · · Score: 2

      Desperate might not be the right word as they're still bringing in truck loads of money. How about ... misguided?

    2. Re:Must be unbiased by phayes · · Score: 1

      The fact that MS & followers tried & failed for years to deliver a tablet that interested more than a few thousand people whereas Apple has sold millions seems more relevant as to who is correct. If Apple thought that a tablet with keyboard was needed they could have brought one out. They didn't & believing that this is because they believe that they could have made money off of it but chose not to do so shows an absence of insight.

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    3. Re:Must be unbiased by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1, Informative

      The share price is currently in the deepest fall for a while. The load of new announcements did nothing to change this. They have apparently issued a 13Q1 income warning. Remember the claims they would soon hit $1000? If the hype ever starts to be doubted, a lot of people will lose money even if the company is very profitable, and those people will express their displeasure. The fact that they are gamblers doesn't make things any better for them.

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    4. Re:Must be unbiased by tuppe666 · · Score: 1

      After all, he has no dog in this fight.
      Oh wait, he's from a competitor.
      Wonder if he has incentive to twist the truth a little bit?
      Apple seems desperate these days.

      Not really convinced Apple is desperate, or that having successful products with overlapping markets excludes you from having an opinion. Now Microsoft with a new product having crippled your Desktop experience to gain a foothold in Mobile market after being overtaken in Market value by Apple and Google, could be labelled desperate.

    5. Re:Must be unbiased by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meh, the main reason UMPC/tabletpc crashed and burned was because Gates had a hardon for pen input, and his Office division chief did not. End result was that the concept shipped without proper pen input support in Office, and had to instead rely on a small popup window for entry. Consider Excel with whole screen formula entry? tap a box to start, then just write out the formula across the screen as if you were writing on a piece of paper.

    6. Re:Must be unbiased by gtirloni · · Score: 1

      Of course Tim can have an opinion. Not just an option you can't count on for writing /. comments (or buying competing products).

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    7. Re:Must be unbiased by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      They also just announced another record profit quarter. Apple isn't likely to need to raise capital anytime soon, so the share price doesn't really affect them much.

    8. Re:Must be unbiased by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      They earned more than 8 billion dollars profit in the quarter. That's two RIMs. Short-term fluctuations and manipulations in the stock don't matter in the long run. The stock is not priced on hype, it's priced on earnings. It'll get to 1,000 and beyond.

    9. Re:Must be unbiased by jbolden · · Score: 2

      The key issue with Apple is their operating margin. They aren't a bubble company
      PE past 14, forward 10 with is low for growing company. The market already has priced in stagnant earnings growth. Even with Apple's current 22.6 yoy growth. The only thing that is likely to bring the stock down would be:

      a) shrinking revenue, i.e. an iPhone that customers hated or serious manufacturing problems
      b) margin collapse rather than a gradual fall

      The stock price is not based on hype. If anything Apple is underpriced. And I say this as someone who is frequently quite bearish.

    10. Re:Must be unbiased by gtall · · Score: 2

      I think there may be a problem in the future with smartphone saturation. Once everyone and their brother's dog has the smartphone of their choice, the market will stagnate and Apple will need another horse to ride.

    11. Re:Must be unbiased by RobinH · · Score: 1

      What are you smoking? Have you seen people lately? It's a *fashion accessory*! Girls who know nothing about technology get a new one every 8 months!

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    12. Re:Must be unbiased by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Right now the life expectancy on a smartphone is 11.5 months. So even just a stagnant replacement market would be fine. Now if the life expectancy went up and the market stagnated Apple would be an over valued company.

    13. Re:Must be unbiased by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      This is not a new criticism. Steve Jobs had the same opinion of previous Windows tablet computers (general computing vs. dedicated mobile device).

      I think it's not as relevant today since it appears that Microsoft is willing to cripple the desktop ( just a little ) to make a unified computing experience between tablet and desktop more feasible.

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    14. Re:Must be unbiased by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Desperate might be a bit harsh, but nervous, perhaps.

      One interesting thing about Apple's recent announcements is that they are all, for the most part, things that are not available. Apple has been famous for not announcing things until they are ready. Now? We're seeing announcements in mid-October for things that won't ship for a month--or longer, in the case of the 27" iMac.

      So Apple is trying to generate noise to drown out the Surface and Windows 8 announcements. If Windows 8 and Surface suck as much as everybody says they do, why would Apple be doing that?

    15. Re:Must be unbiased by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absence of insight is exactly what Apple fears this may show. Everyone has been looking to them as the tech prophet showing us the direction of the future with every new product. If Microsoft is right about this, Apple will lose some of that edge that defines them.

  10. I really like the look of the surface hardware by Chrisq · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I really like the look of the surface hardware. I suspect that most users will end up using the touch screen only in "tablet mode" but so what! This is sour grapes from apple.

    1. Re:I really like the look of the surface hardware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes, sour grapes. Apples needs to get with it and make a tablet.

  11. PLATO by DingerX · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I happily used PLATO thirty years ago. The thing had a touch screen, but very few of the programs used it. Those that did I recall as being made for kids for whom it was assumed the keyboard-screen relationship would be too complex. Outside of those programs, touch screens just didn't make sense for desktop work. They still don't.

    1. Re:PLATO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I've used an iPad with a bluetooth keyboard. They keyboard is great - turns out that it's a real pain to have to touch the screen. The positioning is awkward because you're not already holding the screen, in addition to having to move your hands a lot. This is the same problem that has made touchscreen monitors and all-in-ones far less popular than I would normally think. They're great when you use them for an exclusively touchscreen interface or else in an exclusively traditional way, but the mixed uses end up being burdensome. The ability to use it either way has limited use-cases.

    2. Re:PLATO by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 2

      There are a lot of useful purposes for a touch screen. The fact that you don't use them is indicative of nothing but your preference and software habits.

      I beg to differ. There are literally HUNREDS of Point-of-Sale programs, all of which work faster with touch screens than with a keyboard and mouse. There is also the learning industry, where disabled or young children can interact with relatively advanced digital technology.

      There are fields like testing, interactive advertising, surveying(polling), etc where it's easier to have a 'kiosk' style desktop touch screen computer than to have someone sit down at a keyboard and mouse. They also nicely limit the amount of input a user can provide, and if set up correctly can prevent unauthorized access to parts of the computer system deemed 'off-limits'.

      There are also fields such as 3D Design and Human-Computer Interaction that make excellent use of this additional means of control, both on its own and alongside traditional keyboard/mouse setups.

      Next time, maybe you should think before you just wildly claim that technology doesn't make sense for a vast market of which you are a minute part.

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    3. Re:PLATO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      former PLATO user. . . and I heartily agree!

    4. Re:PLATO by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1

      The PLATO touch screens were only necessary in the first place because the system lacked a mouse. I'm sure that almost everyone would have preferred a halfway decent mouse for that application.

      Not only would a mouse from that era be extremely clunky (the monitors themselves were built like battleships), but a mouse cursor would probably not have been technically feasible on the write-only plasma display which could only be erased by clearing the whole screen. (The neon grid points formed the display frame buffer memory; the terminals needed no RAM at all. In fact, the terminals were so dumb they probably couldn't track mouse motion anyway, and with up to 400 people sharing a CPU with the power of an 80286 in real time, the central mainframe wouldn't have been up to it either.)

      The main thing I remember about PLATO's touch screens was the annoying parallax problem cause by using IR diodes and sensors embedded around the edge frame. It was often difficult to get your finger straight onto the correct grid point when the sensor beams were about 1cm above the screen itself. I'm also pretty certain that only a subset of the terminals had touch sensors at all.

  12. So what he really means is... by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 5, Insightful

    'I supposed you could design a car that flies and floats, but it wouldn't do those things very well

    So the headline should read:

    Apple CEO Likens Surface To Car That Flies, Floats And Does Neither Very Well.

    A car that flew and floated, lacking other qualifiers, would be awesome.

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    1. Re:So what he really means is... by tuppe666 · · Score: 1

      A car that flew and floated, lacking other qualifiers, would be awesome.

      That is a hovercraft...and yes they are awesome...but they make piss poor cars.

    2. Re:So what he really means is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'I supposed you could design a car that flies and floats, but it wouldn't do those things very well.'

      Bad analogy, have you seen the new Quadskis? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOCxT89ynbA] they do the car/boat thing quite well it appears. No it doesn't fly, and before someone says it's not a car, the same company has prototype light trucks they are trying to market to the military.

    3. Re:So what he really means is... by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Considering Microsoft's track record, I'd be very uneasy about a flying/floating car from them. At least my PC doesn't fall on anyone when it crashes.

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  13. Spin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Geez, I'm starting to find MS less attractive.

  14. Hate Apple Much? by Coward+Anonymous · · Score: 0, Troll

    "or is he unaware that children happily used vertical touch screens forty years ago on UIUC's PLATO System?""

    You had to dig up an example from forty years ago because apparently nobody has bothered to do that since. Your forty year old exception proves Apple's contention - people generally prefer horizontal displays. There have been vertical displays in computing history but they are the negligible exceptions. For a reason.

    1. Re:Hate Apple Much? by tuppe666 · · Score: 1

      "or is he unaware that children happily used vertical touch screens forty years ago on UIUC's PLATO System?""

      You had to dig up an example from forty years ago because apparently nobody has bothered to do that since. Your forty year old exception proves Apple's contention - people generally prefer horizontal displays. There have been vertical displays in computing history but they are the negligible exceptions. For a reason.

      Much as agree strongly that Pluto is a particularly good example; Vertical screens have always been my preference for certain tasks. [Miss my rotating Monitor]. Today on My large Widescreen monitor. I normally work in two vertical windows [Text Browsing], and Play in Widescreen. On my TV I want it Widescreen, and as large as possible to fill my vision. On my 7" tablet like everyone else I read vertically...ans watch movies horizontally. On my smartphone, almost everything is vertical, apart from 3D gaming, and interestingly web pages that resize badly, but again reading ebooks vertical.

      Basically I think I like vertical for text, and Widescreen for 3D gaming and Video. In a 16:9 ratio.

    2. Re:Hate Apple Much? by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      "Wall mounted keyboards... it must be THE FUTURE", quoting MST3Ks riff of Space Mutiny.

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    3. Re:Hate Apple Much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahah, moron. Nice try, but when he says "vertical" he means vertical, not portrait... You know, Ape-arm-inducing vertical touchscreens, as opposed to horizontal (or mildly sloped) like how most people use tablets.

  15. A car that flies? Floats?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    SOLD! Two Microsoft Surfaces! NOW!

  16. He didn't have the time? by accessbob · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Conceding that he hadn't actually played with one..." He was too busy trying to navigate from home using Apple Maps perhaps?

    1. Re:He didn't have the time? by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      "Conceding that he hadn't actually played with one..."

      He was too busy trying to navigate from home using Apple Maps perhaps?

      Or he isn't one of the manufacturers or of the few journalists who got access to one? But I'm sure you are one of those standing in line in front of a Microsoft store right now to buy one, because Tim Cook doesn't think its such a great idea.

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  17. Oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oops - I didn't know I wasn't supposed to use my iPad in a vertical orientation. What will happen if Apple finds out?

    1. Re:Oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You'll probably lose your warranty for holding it wrong.

    2. Re:Oops by afeeney · · Score: 1

      Naah, they'll sell you the upgrade tech. The project is called iHoldItWrong but the product is the iHold.

  18. I enjoy bashing Microsoft as much as the next guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "Conceding that he hadn't actually played with one, Apple CEO Tim Cook told Wall Street that Microsoft's Surface tablet is 'a fairly compromised, confusing product' in the company's 4Q earnings call.

    ...but to do so without knowing anything other than, "it's a competing product, and we didn't make it, therefore, it sucks balls, obviously," is just pathetic.

    In related news, and in keeping with the finest traditions of Apple Corporation's long-standing policy of litigation before innovation, Apple has filed for a patent for "A method and technology for blasting a product we know nothing about, and have never even played with." Also, an App is forthcoming, allowing users to post nasty reviews for products, goods, or services to their social media accounts, for things that they know nothing about, and have never even touched. A brilliant day for Apple Corporation, I'm sure Steve Jobs would be proud.

  19. I don't get the car thing by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    Can someone explain this comparison to me with a tablet analogy?

    1. Re:I don't get the car thing by Gerinych · · Score: 0

      He's saying that cars are meant to be driven, not flown, like desktops and laptops are meant to not have touchscreens.

    2. Re:I don't get the car thing by YoopDaDum · · Score: 1

      It applies to convertible tablets, that can be used as a laptop with a keyboard (the cover type of the Surface, or any detachable keyboard really). It's not only for the Surface but could also be said for some Android tablet with detachable keyboards. I made a similar comparison, but with a seaplane not a futuristic car. It's not a good plane, it's not a good boat, but it has its uses. But it's not mainstream. So here's my very personal point of view.

      I used to think that such hybrid devices would be perfect. Get a tablet and a laptop in the same device, so cool. I changed my mind. The reason is that it's either too small (for my taste) as a laptop, or too big as a tablet. And as a laptop the balance is all wrong: to have a stable laptop you want a light screen part and the weight on the bottom part, so it can easily rest on any surface and be stable. A convertible tablet has too much weight in the screen. So you need to put them on a table to be stable, which is less convenient. It's a tabletop not a laptop ;)

      In the end I much prefer a true light laptop with a true light tablet (7" for me, I don't agree with Apple on that). Combined it's both lighter than my previous laptop, so no big deal. And they're better for their dedicated use-cases: the tablet as a simple "potato couch" / consuming device, the laptop for productive work. Plus I've no problem giving the small and cheap tablet to the kids, and I can to use the laptop in parallel. As for having separate devices, it's really no big deal. There are tons of ways to sync information across devices conveniently. And having different OS on both devices is a non issue too.

      But really, to each his own here. It's more a matter of taste and priorities than anything. If you really need a single device for any reason, then why not a convertible tablet. Just like a seaplane, there will be use-cases where it's best. I don't know if my tastes are mainstream here or not on that topic, we'll see. But if the majority think like this I don't see much future for convertible tablets in the consumer space (actually, did many people bought the external keyboard for the Asus convertible for example? I'm not sure). Maybe for the professional space, for some applications (input while on the go, ...). But it's not the same volume at all.

    3. Re:I don't get the car thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *whoosh*

    4. Re:I don't get the car thing by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Perhaps he believed that the story would get posted to slashdot, where car analogies are obligatory.

  20. Shocking! by tgd · · Score: 1

    I'm shocked... during an earnings call reporting a second quarter of missed earnings estimates, a stock price down 20% in a month, and an overall media reaction to your last two rounds of product updates that can be summed up as "meh", and the CEO decides he needs to talk smack about a competitor product?

    I. Can't. Believe. It.

    Frankly, I think Cook and company needs focus a little bit more on what they can do well in their products, post-Jobs, and a focus a little less on the competition. As someone who would rather not think about how much portfolio value I'm losing every day because of the post-Jobs stagnation at Apple, I can say shareholders are not happy at the moment.

    1. Re:Shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm shocked... blah blah blah ... As someone who would rather not think about how much portfolio value I'm losing every day because of the post-Jobs stagnation at Apple, I can say shareholders are not happy at the moment.

      If you are a shareholder and are unhappy (because there's no Steve Jobs around) then you should sell your shares. Full Stop.

    2. Re:Shocking! by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Huh. If you got in even 2 years ago you bought at about 250 and are now at 611. What's not to be happy about?

    3. Re:Shocking! by tgd · · Score: 1

      Huh. If you got in even 2 years ago you bought at about 250 and are now at 611. What's not to be happy about?

      The fact that it was 720?

      In investing, its not whether you win or lose, its how much you win.

    4. Re:Shocking! by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Well that's all after Jobs, which was your original point. And a 150% profit in 2 years is rather on the high side of how much you win.

    5. Re:Shocking! by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 2

      They didn't miss their earnings estimates. As usual, they beat their own estimates. As usual, they missed the absurdly inflated estimates of stock analysts that have never gotten an Apple earnings call right in the history of earnings calls. (The large institutions were largely correct, however.)

      The CEO ALWAYS has to talk smack about the competitor's product. The REAL proof is whether or not he does nothing about it while he's talking smack, a la Ballmer. But I greatly suspect that he's already got a team of people looking at what features to take from the competition. We'll see what's what in 6 months.

    6. Re:Shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obvious he was hoping to be by now at 750-800.
      After all it was briefly at 700 in September.

  21. REFRIGERATOASTER by fyi101 · · Score: 1

    Cook: refrigeratoaster, buwahahaha
    luser1: A toaster AND a refrigerator? BY JOVE THIS IS BRILLIANT
    luser2: Small freezer, only makes 2 toasts at a time. Lame.
    If I'm to go by Apple's past behavior, expect the iRefrigeratoaster on Q2, 2013.

  22. Seriously? by LoRdTAW · · Score: 1

    "So, is Cook just pulling a page from Steve Jobs' people-don't-read-anymore playbook, or is he unaware that children happily used vertical touch screens forty years ago on UIUC's PLATO System (more PLATO History)?"

    This sentence should have been left at the bottom of the barrel where it was scraped from. And please for-the-love-of-god how the fuck does an article from 40 years ago about a bunch of kids playing on an early touchscreen evidence in favor of vertical touch screens? They're kids! They will pay with anything shiny and interesting, especially if its some newfangled technology that looks like a television.

    The real answer is no one wants to work with vertical touch screens unless its minimal interaction like kiosks, HMI's, POS systems, etc. To sit in front of a monitor, have to reach out and diddle it all day is not at all ergonomic or healthy. Not to mention maddening.

    1. Re:Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's part of theodp's entire journalistic style. Look back at his articles and marvel at just how many of them have throwaway/insulting/confusing/rabble-rousing non-sequiturs at the end.

  23. while(!hasKeyboard) by halfkoreanamerican · · Score: 1

    I for one am not much for anything that doesn't have a keyboard, that's the primary reason I am attracted to a laptop over a tablet. When you're going to spend money you might as well get a banana AND a peel.

  24. Re:I enjoy bashing Microsoft as much as the next g by tuppe666 · · Score: 2

    ...but to do so without knowing anything other than, "it's a competing product, and we didn't make it, therefore, it sucks balls, obviously," is just pathetic.

    ...but that is not what he said. He pointed out the obvious weakness of Surface, Its a confusing device. Almost everyone agrees with that assessment. Now by stating this he may have acknowledged Surface as a competing product.

  25. Ghandi Time... by CajunArson · · Score: 2

    Where Apple is the British:

    First they ignore you
    Then they laugh at you (we've reached this stage)
    Then they fight you
    Then you win.

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    1. Re:Ghandi Time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where Apple is the British:

      First they ignore you Then they laugh at you (we've reached this stage) Then they fight you Then you win.

      First they ignore you
      Then they laugh at you
      Then they fight you (we've reached this stage - did you forget the lawsuits?)
      Then you win.

    2. Re:Ghandi Time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it's more like the reverse:

      First you win. (we began at this stage, MS were the winners)
      Then they fight you (we've had the lawsuits stage)
      Then they laugh at you (we're currently at this stage)
      Then they ignore you

      For every winning Ghandi, there's a collapsing British Empire. Microsoft are clearly the collapsing empire here.

    3. Re:Ghandi Time... by Coriolis · · Score: 1

      Of course, people also laugh at things that are laughable, and they don't end up winning.

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  26. Stop right there by jamesl · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Conceding that he hadn't actually played with one ...

    Stop right there.

    1. Re:Stop right there by Psyborgue · · Score: 1

      But one doesn't necessarily have had to. There are bluetooth keyboard magnetic clip-ons for iPad with an almost identical design. I'm sure Apple internally experimented with the idea. There are loads of problem with the idea. For one, you have to reach up and forward with some degree of repetition and accuracy which is a lot more awkward and cumbersome than reaching your thumb an inch down to the track-pad or your arm right or left to a mouse. In addition, your screen gets dirty very rapidly when you're touching it constantly. It's not such a huge problem in the dark, but in a well lit room or sunlight, it makes an otherwise readable screen impossible to make out. It's not so bad when your cover has built in microfiber and cleans the thing every time you shut the lid but with a lid that's a keyboard, that won't happen. On the contrary. It's more likely the keyboard will leave a rather distinctive pattern in the finger oil. I predict a lot of people are going to complain about these issues and as a result, Microsoft is not going to have the sort of success they might like. Hey. Maybe i'll pick up one in a year or so in a fire sale like with the HP touch-pads -- and only then if I can put CyanogenMod on it.

  27. Ad idea by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

    Personally, I just want to see an MS advertisement where they drop the original Surface (the coffee table) on an iPad. Something like the old Bambi Meets Godzilla clip. They can then morph it into the tablet version or something.

    The Sham Wow guy can narrate it, "iPad?!? Check out the Surface! Bam bitch! They stuffed an entire fucking table into this mutha fucka. You're gonna need two hands to hold this bitch . Can somebody get a Sham Wow and sweep that maxi-Pad off my set?"

    That would make me buy one

    1. Re:Ad idea by gbjbaanb · · Score: 2

      You're gonna need two hands to hold this bitch

      I guess you'll have to work the touch screen with your nose (yes... except you with what you're thinking, sir, need therapy!).

  28. Flying Car Manufacturer by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sues Tim Cook for defamation. :)

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    1. Re:Flying Car Manufacturer by gtirloni · · Score: 1

      Apple sues back for patent infringement.

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    2. Re:Flying Car Manufacturer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did the flying car have rounded corners?

    3. Re:Flying Car Manufacturer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Airplanes show prior art.

  29. UIUC's PLATO System Rip Roaring Success? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm. At 52 years old with three children, now between 28 and 18, I've never heard of UIUC's PLATO System.

    The article more than implies UIUC's PLATO System that the success and superiority of PLATO some how proves Cook wrong. To my mind, the failure and absence of PLATO today seems to support Cook's position. It definitely doesn't prove him wrong.

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  30. Ignores the flexibility aspect by WillAdams · · Score: 1

    While I prefer to use a slate (use a Fujitsu Stylistic ST-4121 Tablet PC as my main machine for web-browsing, writing, editing, notes, drawing, sketching, drawing up wood-working plans, LaTeX typesetting and some light programming), a convertible literally is the ``Best of Both Worlds'' (for those who're willing to carry the extra weight of the keyboard and deal w/ the hinge mechanism). I'd be glad to be able to run Mac OS X on the Intel version of the MS Surface.

    Apple should remember this from a time when they marketed a laptop (PowerBook Duo) and a docking station which swallowed the portable unit as if it were a VCR tape and allowed one to use external keyboard, mouse and monitor on one's desktop.

    Similarly, Sony's Tap 20 ( http://www.laptopmag.com/reviews/tablets/sony-vaio-tap-20.aspx ) is an all-in-one w/ a 2 hour battery and a stand which allows one to move it around and lay it flat for a more flexible usage. If we could get an option for that sort of thing in an iMac, we might be able to get our proofreaders to buy into soft-proofing jobs on-screen.

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  31. Why vertical? by MadCow42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Touch screens don't want to be vertical"...

    So, you're saying that a desktop HAS to be vertical? What happened to thinking out of the box? Disappointing, Tim!~

    I can fully imagine a 20-24" touch screen lying on my desktop, facing up (maybe angled 10-15 degrees towards me), where my keyboard is right now. That'd be a pretty natural interface. If it had finger touch, plus a more accurate stylus for finer work, it'd be very useful.

    MadCow.

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    1. Re:Why vertical? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      UCK! My neck is sore just thinking about that. You don't work for a chiropractor do you?

    2. Re:Why vertical? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but I want to rest my hand. Try to sit at your computer and imagine to move your finger over the screen for a longer time and not only for select video and press play. You'll strain your arms. If you have to look down all the time you'll strain your neck. Both configurations will force you to take more breaks. As nice it is for example for drawing applications most of the other applications dont benefit enough to make the continous strain worthwhile.

    3. Re:Why vertical? by YoopDaDum · · Score: 1

      Actually this does exist. Wacom makes exactly such products (for a steep price). But it's a niche product, and a niche usage. For the discussion here they only care about mass volume opportunities. If it's small volume, however useful to some, it doesn't exist here.

    4. Re:Why vertical? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called the Cintiq, Wacom makes them.
      Several of the OEM's Windows 8 All In One's recline to near horizontal positions as well (I'm pretty sure Asus has one).

    5. Re:Why vertical? by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      So rest your hand on the desk below the monitor. Nobody's saying you have to leave your hands above the monitor the whole time you are using it.

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    6. Re:Why vertical? by smash · · Score: 1

      The point is that the whole "feature" of the surface is the kickstand (which incidentally makes it crap to try and use as a laptop, on your lap) and keyboard - which makes the screen vertical.

      I agree with Tim, because microsoft have tried to cover all bases, they've missed the point. This sort of device is not a laptop or desktop replacement. For the usage pattern, you don't need a keyboard - if you want to type and do data entry, you use a real machine.

      All they've produced is a tablet with a crappy screen (way lower than the ipad's screen res) and a crappy keyboard that isn't usable as a laptop on your lap anyway due to the way the keyboard attaches (there's no folding resistance) and no stability for the screen on your lap.

      It, like most microsoft products has been designed entirely by committee with no actual thought as to how people are going to make use of it in the real world.

      If microsoft release a table based surface machine, then maybe I'll be interested. I know they have them in development, and the UI they've designed will probably work fine for that. But this? Garbage.

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    7. Re:Why vertical? by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

      My Cintiq 24 HD Touch can do vertical or I can move it down.

    8. Re:Why vertical? by rsborg · · Score: 1

      "Touch screens don't want to be vertical"...

      So, you're saying that a desktop HAS to be vertical? What happened to thinking out of the box? Disappointing, Tim!~

      I can fully imagine a 20-24" touch screen lying on my desktop, facing up (maybe angled 10-15 degrees towards me), where my keyboard is right now. That'd be a pretty natural interface. If it had finger touch, plus a more accurate stylus for finer work, it'd be very useful.

      MadCow.

      Your vision was made vivid 30 years ago in TRON. And Microsoft's "Surface" was originally a multitouch table. But aside from the novelty of such a device, what real use would it provide? Tablets like the iPad are useful because they can easily be used in places like car seats, the kitchen and the bedroom (the lack of stylus is a strength). Your vision, while compelling, doesn't sound any more effective to me on a daily basis than my laptop + keyboard and mouse/trackpad.

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    9. Re:Why vertical? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i think it was asus that that had a monitor which would let you orient it either vertical for desktop mode, or tilt backward for an "inclined touch" mode. perfect while prepping food in the kitchen. would have been a game changer if it had (business) surface integrated. you could have 'intelligent' receipes where you prep the food on the display which would read back to see if you're using the right ingredients, cutting it right, etc. at the same time a video of the receipe prep could be playing which would pause while waiting for you to catchup up or signal to move on.

    10. Re:Why vertical? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think anthropologically, I have to agree. The comfort zone of our heads is to look forward. I wonder if even a slight tilt downward will cause a myriad of neck injuries over time? The comfort zone of our arms is certainly not forward. I fear for Microsoft.

    11. Re:Why vertical? by hairyfish · · Score: 1

      The poor schmuck tied to a desk all day is only one use case. I used to work in retail, all our in-store screens were mounted flat under glass counters to keep the counter space free for selling. The nature of a retail transaction means very little screen time user, so a surface type device would be perfect.

  32. Or... by StripedCow · · Score: 1

    'I supposed you could design a car that flies and floats, but it wouldn't do those things very well.'

    Or you could design a smart-phone that cannot make phone calls, but it wouldn't make phone calls very well.

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    1. Re:Or... by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      The iPad Mini? :-)

      Any mini 'tablet' I would consider buying would probably be one of those 5" phones from HTC or Samsung.

    2. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like iPod touch? or iPad Mini?

  33. Toilet water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Tim Cook floats. Floats like a turd in the sewage of Apple. Tim Cook flies. And like most flies, is attracted to shit. Tim Cook is like the convergence of a toaster and a refrigerator. A wretched abortion that accomplishes little.

    1. Re:Toilet water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need help... I'm not kidding.

  34. Vertical touchscreen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think touch alone wouldn't work on a desktop system, but I've seen people using a small netbook with Android on it and their first reflex was to touch the screen for opening an app or flipping to the next desktop.

  35. Someone upload a video of him saying this.. by Rexdude · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ..so that in a couple of years when Apple announces its competing product we see what he has to say. Apple has a history of dissing other products and then quietly incorporating those very features into their own ones later.

    2007 - iPhone launches without the ability to install apps. According to Jobs, web apps should be more than sufficient. Same goes for cut n paste - 'Who needs it anyway?' until it appeared on the next model.
    And most recently, 'Who needs a 7" tablet?' Voila - the iPad Mini.

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    1. Re:Someone upload a video of him saying this.. by Gideon+Wells · · Score: 1

      Speaking of which, doesn't Apple already produce a device similar to a mouse, but is designed to use touch style navigation with similar ease to a tablet on laptops/desktops?

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    2. Re:Someone upload a video of him saying this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..so that in a couple of years when Apple announces its competing product we see what he has to say.

      The competitor to the iPad competitor?

    3. Re:Someone upload a video of him saying this.. by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      Magic Trackpad?

    4. Re:Someone upload a video of him saying this.. by Psyborgue · · Score: 1

      But identical products already exist for the iPad. Magnetic, clipable, bluetooth keyboards with built in iOS function keys. Logitech makes one. Ever seen anybody use one? Me neither. If it was a good idea, it would already have caught on.

    5. Re:Someone upload a video of him saying this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obligatory Hijinks Ensue

    6. Re:Someone upload a video of him saying this.. by smash · · Score: 1

      The thing is, when apple take the ideas and recycle them, they actually think about how people are going to use the device in the real world, and make it actually work.

      And despite only being 7.9 inches diagonally, the ipad mini has about 30% more screen area than a 7 inch tablet....

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    7. Re:Someone upload a video of him saying this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't spout numbers if you don't know math. The mini has more screen area precisely because it's more than half an inch wider, not "7.9 inches diagonally appears to only be 13% larger but somehow magically creates 17% more screen space than it should!"

      Particularly, it's a fifth of an inch wider than a Blackberry Playbook, which was just barely able to fit inside a business coat's inside pocket; ie. the target reason for a 7" tablet to exist. Apple dropped the ball on thinking about how people would actually use a 7" tablet because they just assumed "it's like an iPad but smaller, so it'll just be used the same way because business people are already used to carrying a 10" tablet in a bag."

  36. Materials by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Microsoft does have to be congratulated on a better choice of materials than Apple. Using a magnesium alloy chassis with vapor deposited coating makes a lot of sense. It is lighter than aluminum and the chipping problem on the iPhone 5 should not happen. Having seen the demos, I might even buy one, and I am a serial Microsoft avoider. It looks as if it has some real advantages over the Asus Transformer line, and avoids most of the bad features of the iPad.

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    1. Re:Materials by Psyborgue · · Score: 1

      If I were you, i'd get a Nexus 10 incher when it comes out and get a bluetooth case+keyboard combo (they exist for many tablets out there). Nexus devices get supported for years and years while Windows Mobile 7 devices don't generally even get an upgrade to windows 8.

    2. Re:Materials by hazydave · · Score: 1

      If not having a good keyboard can be listed as an advantage, I think they have nailed the ASUS Transformer with that one. Odd that ASUS would deliver an actually usable keyboard, rather than plum the depths of history and resurrect the ZX-81 keyboard. Chiclet keyboards, like vertical touchscreens, died a long time ago of natural causes. Microsoft's Jurassic Parking them back into existence won't fix the root failure: people hate these things.

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  37. Input Will Depend on Voice vs QWERTY by retroworks · · Score: 1

    Voice recognition is less and less of a joke every year. If they don't achieve it, then keyboards will remain more important than vertical-ness, and the laptops will outlive the pads fads. If they do achieve 99.9% voice (and I'm blown away at how good my Android voice recognition is compared to a few years ago), then I doubt vertical-ness will matter. Who would have predicted the longevity of QWERTY? QWERTY will probably die when China passes USA in device demand, which is very soon, because the Chinese characters have no loyalty to QWERTY.

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    1. Re:Input Will Depend on Voice vs QWERTY by 0123456 · · Score: 2

      Yeah, because when we're working in an office we really want everyone to be talking to their computers all the time. That will really make for a good working environment.

  38. It's a trap. by kurt555gs · · Score: 2

    The ARM Surface isn't really designed to be a real product. In true Microsoft style it's job is two fold. First, to waste time and keep the M$ faithful from buying an iPad or Android tablet unti the Intel Version of the Surface is ready for production. Secondly, and even more importantly it will allow Microsoft to force ARM tablet manufacturers into paying the famous Microsoft Tax on all tablets they produce or face the wrath ans usual sanctions.

    The developers, and "consumers" that buy Windows RT are just cannon fodder.

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    1. Re:It's a trap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're saying it's like the IBM PC, or maybe the PCjr.

    2. Re:It's a trap. by ThorGod · · Score: 1

      That's a pretty good breakdown of it. I still say there's room for a good touch driven suite of productivity software (word processors/design).

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    3. Re:It's a trap. by rsborg · · Score: 1

      The ARM Surface isn't really designed to be a real product. In true Microsoft style it's job is two fold. First, to waste time and keep the M$ faithful from buying an iPad or Android tablet unti the Intel Version of the Surface is ready for production. Secondly, and even more importantly it will allow Microsoft to force ARM tablet manufacturers into paying the famous Microsoft Tax on all tablets they produce or face the wrath ans usual sanctions.

      The developers, and "consumers" that buy Windows RT are just cannon fodder.

      While your 2nd point is valid from a historical standpoint (Microsoft has repeatedly done this), I doubt it will work in today's tablet market. The iPad is the king of the hill, and there are established competitors like the Kindle Fire and Nexus line. Sure, Microsoft could wield their patent club, but I still don't think they have much to go on.

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  39. I hate this crap by humanrev · · Score: 1

    It's needless bashing of the competition from CEOs (not just Apple, Microsoft and a shit-ton of other tech companies are guilty as well) that gives me such a headache. It does nothing but rile up the fanboys and push out crap "stories" for the media to get giddy over.

    Seems like everyone is trying to out-do each other in terms of being negative, and it's very off-putting. Plus it's dangerous - you might find yourself trying to sell something later which is curiously familiar to the very thing you bashed in the past.

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  40. The Jetsons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So the Surface is going to be akin to a flying car...
    so it would be Jetsons' level push-button space tech?

  41. It is a flying boat car thing by dcarmi · · Score: 1

    I am really struggling with this tablet phenomenon or fad. I do have one but I still do understand them. Sure they are good as a (bulky) personal media player and web surfer. Yup, they can work well enough as big PDA.

    They are fairly useless at document creation meaning they are really only a consumption device and that's what puts them in the ranks of flying boat cars. How so you fill the gap between the smartphone and the desktop? I don't think it is the tablet.

  42. CEO of company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    pans competitor's product. Film at eleven. Sheesh.

  43. it's still apple, but steve vs tim is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    steve turns many hates into loves, but...

  44. Tim Cook translation - by rjejr · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Apple is currently working on a 10" tablet that runs on MacOS with a touch screen overlay.

    1. Re:Tim Cook translation - by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      Everyone's into convergence these days. KDE have Plasma Active, XP Tablet Edition reborn as Windows 8, Ubuntu for Android...

      These ideas try to capture tablet interfaces that morph into a more traditional desktop environment for running 'real world' applications.

      Creating an iPad/Macbook Air hybrid that runs OS X software and iOS apps shouldn't be that difficult. After all, iOS basically *is* NeXTStep for touchscreens with unnecessary cruft removed and modernised. XCode does amd64/ARM fat binaries already, no doubt.

  45. I'm shocked! by koehn · · Score: 1

    Do you mean to tell me that an organization, even a for-profit business, might not be completely unbiased in criticizing its competition if doing so suited its best interests? I find this deeply troubling.

  46. I agree, sort of. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I sort of agree that touch interfaces are crap for vertical displays. However, I don't see anything conceptually wrong with the MS Surface, as a tablet device. The mistake from MS is in trying to make a uniform GUI for TWO different types of input environments with COMPLETELY different styles of input - handheld touchscreen, versus keyboard/mouse/monitor. No interface can ever be good on both - either one will be complete shit, or both will be moderately shit. In MS's case, it's the Metro UI on a keyboard/mouse/monitor which is absolute shit. The tablet concept is OK.

    MS, there is nothing wrong with having two similar-looking, but different interfaces for different environments! Why is this so hard to understand?

  47. We call it an iCar - and it's revolutionary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple 2022 Press Release

    Today, we are pleased to announce the world wide availability of the iCar. The iCar can drive like a car and fly like an airplane. We have conducted extensive usability studies and found that the iPlane - the exact opposite of the iCar - is DOA. [insert screenshot of iPlane prototype showing a car trying to fly and an airplane trying to drive on the highway]. The iCar is truly revolutionary. It comes with a new pair of earbuds and a new femto USB adapter to recharge it in 20 minutes. It is powered by Apple Map [sign a waiver here] and driven by voice exclusively, through Siri.

  48. Gorilla Arms by Kiyyik · · Score: 1

    Actually, Mr Cook makes a valid point about vertical touchscreen interfaces. Back in the 80's when they first came out, you got a lot of them in, e.g., kiosks and whathaveyou. And while they work for short periods (e.g., look something up real quick), for any extended period of time over a few minutes the arms get very tired, very fast. They're not meant to be held out like that for any long time, so you wind up with arms sore and fatigued, and feel like, yes, gorilla arms when you're through.

    Usually an ideal angle for touchscreens is at an angle, preferably one which has a sweet spot for viewing, and some sort of support for the touching arm.

    (Fun fact: the 'gorilla arms' problem is considred one of the main examples of what happens when you don't take real-world user experience into account. It's why companies that do extensive end user testing put out products that work better, and companies that just follow along with the trappings fall by the wayside.)

  49. Change the ergonomics equation by mattr · · Score: 1

    Chalkboard?
    In other words, change the ergonomic equation and it could work.

    Frankly I'd like to try the surface to make my own decision, but I don't want to use Windows. I prefer my 2009 MacBook Pro.
    However if the display converted to a drawable surface with pressure-sensitive pen like a wacom tablet I would seriously consider it. It might be okay if you can pick the display up off the stand easily, but for everyday use and anything harder than pushing a play button will scream for a mouse, or a horizontal surface, or an arm.

    Anyway, FWIW the words are silly (my touchscreen android phone works fine vertically) but there is a bit of truth there (probably I have my elbows close to my body or otherwise am reducing strain unconsciously). Imagine trying to type on your house's doorbell, with your wrist bent back like that it will hurt.

    IANA ergonomics expert, but it would seem (based on shooting pains I get from near-carpal tunnel sometimes) that anatomical truths and normal desktop usage position mean some weak muscles are going to get overused when you continually reach over to press or drag across a screen tilted away from you on the other side of the keyboard, without having your arm behind it for leverage even. I can almost feel the pain..

    - It would be different if it was a chalkboard / wallscreen. There are a number of nice whiteboard systems out there. the deal is you are standing not sitting, basically you are built to do this kind of gesture. And letters can be big.
    - If you held it like an ipad of course it would be fine
    - If you could sit back in your armchair and draw on the screen with a 3d pointer it would be fine. Might be awkward though.
    - if you have a sit and stand desk that you stand behind, um well it would still suck. But if you put the machine on a cantilevered clamp of some sort so that you could hold it like a baby in one arm while drawing (imagine touching baby's nose) it might not be a strain in any position short of lying on your back.

    1. Re:Change the ergonomics equation by mattr · · Score: 1

      p.s. I hereby bequeath to the world this maybe new idea for a wall computer. Display is big and long like a chalkboard or wall sized screen. Has a keyboard like a counter top at the bottom of the chalkboard where erasers normally go. Other possible pointer / input devices like a standard modern planetarium control booth setup, and remote operation from a plurality of networked computers, also okay. Can network with an unlimited of similar devices like a CAVE or CAVERN system, and can display them tiled, or can have such devices on a number of walls / partition walls/ flat surfaces in other orientations in a physical space, including use of displays on standalone devices in the space too. We can call this the chalkboard surface format and be done with it. Bring it on! (or as Apple is saying to MS, "we already thought of that but your is too small so it will suck to use it. come back when you can wallpaper a house with retina display elements, doofus!")

  50. Choices are good... by mindmaster064 · · Score: 1

    Honestly, Microsoft is placing the product for the people like me who won't buy a tablet because I already have a laptop and the iPad keyboard is complete shit for anything I want to do. For typing a complete keyboard (not some crappy slow screen thing) is necessary and I type a lot, and I type fast... I can't stand the interface. Thus, it is a more hybrid device close to what I want that will do a little more than iPad but much much lighter and more portable than said laptop. They made a product for a market that isn't being addressed, and honestly.. I think it was the best place to put it out -- right between androids & iPads, and laptops. If you can give me a full blown laptop with the portability of an iPad I no longer care about iPad.

    1. Re:Choices are good... by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      Indeed, initial Win8 reviews have been scathing but this basically a 1.0 release of this new hybrid paradigm.

      If MS can weather the storm and perfect it for Windows 9, then a single device that allows one to use a touchscreen on a bus but run traditional desktop software is a challenger.

    2. Re:Choices are good... by Psyborgue · · Score: 1

      Only the market is addressed. There are magnetic, clip-on, bluetooth keyboards for iPad as well as case+keyboard combinations for other tablets. Microsoft is doing nothing at all new. Take a look at this Logitech design and tell me how it differs that much from MS's design.

    3. Re:Choices are good... by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      Indeed, initial Win8 reviews have been scathing but this basically a 1.0 release of this new hybrid paradigm.

      Except there is nothing new about this 'paradigm'. The Asus Transformer has been available for years.

      Tablets with keyboards are a horrible kludge.

    4. Re:Choices are good... by Psyborgue · · Score: 1

      You know there are bluetooth clip-on keyboards for iPad, right? Even magnetic ones that double as a cover like the MS ones. Even has function keys for doing iOS stuff without poking at the screen.

  51. Ask McDonalds about Burger King's fries... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, you mean the ones with arsenic in them? lol

    This just in: Coca Cola CEO says "Pepsi tastes like my dog's balls. Not that I know what they taste like..."

  52. Re:Apple Samsung apology. by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

    Is this the apology? Doesn't read like one. Bring on the sanctions.

    Apple wasn't ordered to apologized, they were ordered to tell the truth. Deal with it.

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  53. Dunno what cook's talking about by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

    I kind of actually like the idea of a refridgeroaster. You could even redirect the heat from the fridge coils into the toaster for added efficiency!

  54. One place I'd love vertical touch by davide+marney · · Score: 1

    What I'm waiting for is a full, wall-sized replacement for the humble whiteboard, where instead of drawing with a smelly, messy dry erase marker, we just draw with our finger and erase with a wipe of our hands. I want my screens in two sizes: small enough to carry, and large enough to fill a wall.

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    1. Re:One place I'd love vertical touch by jader3rd · · Score: 1

      What I'm waiting for is a full, wall-sized replacement for the humble whiteboard, where instead of drawing with a smelly, messy dry erase marker, we just draw with our finger and erase with a wipe of our hands. I want my screens in two sizes: small enough to carry, and large enough to fill a wall.

      I think that you would still want a stylus to replace the marker in this case. The stylus is actually a very good and natural extension of the hand. It would be very unnatural to be writing with a pointed finger all day. Your knuckles would get sore very quickly for one.

  55. My rotator cuff is already hurting by MNNorske · · Score: 1

    just thinking about constantly reaching for my monitor to do anything...

  56. Why not use hard chrome or nickel plating? by swb · · Score: 1

    I don't understand why they don't use hard chrome or even nickel plating.

    Both materials stand up well when used on firearms and the wear and tear resistance on barrels, breeches and chambers is outstanding, especially hard chrome.

    1. Re:Why not use hard chrome or nickel plating? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Radio properties of chrome are very confusing at these frequencies.

  57. Yes Mr Turfer, I'm the same as you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Using a magnesium alloy chassis with vapor deposited coating makes a lot of sense."
    Yes, I was just thinking how they coat the metal IS essential, it must be vapor depositing, none of that electro thingy, it's just gotta be VAPOR!

    "It is lighter than aluminum and the chipping problem on the iPhone 5 should not happen."
    Same thing went through my head. I don't care how heavy the tablet is, I care about how heavy the chassis in the tablet is! This is also my number 2 important feature!

    "Having seen the demos, I might even buy one, and I am a serial Microsoft avoider"
    I too am a Microsoft avoider, but that light chassis and the vapor deposition they used to coat it, why I am totally sold. Maybe I'll buy 2!
    If only it was more expensive than an Asus Transformer Infinity with fewer of those nasty eye gouging pixels of the iPad.

    "It looks as if it has some real advantages over the Asus Transformer line, and avoids most of the bad features of the iPad."
    Yes! I'll buy 3!

    I am so sold on this tablet, and you haven't even mentioned the excellent touch friendly tile interface. We are so smart to buy such an excellent product!

  58. Chitty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chitty Chitty Bang Bang was great at flying, floating and driving!

    If all cars were as intelligent, self righting and versatile as Chitty, we'd be in great shape!

    1. Re:Chitty by hazydave · · Score: 1

      Chitty Chitty Bang Bang was great at flying, floating and driving!
      And being fictional.

      Though the Caractacus Potts character was one of my first inspirations toward engineering, as little kid.

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    2. Re:Chitty by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      And to think that Chitty was cooler than any car he (Desmond Llewellyn) turned over to 007.

  59. touch and work by ThorGod · · Score: 1

    I swear word processing and web design (wysiwyg) *could* be much easier with a touch-optimized interface. I say that because moving a picture (or object) around with a mouse really sucks sometimes. There are probably other things, those are just the two the come to mind.

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  60. Uncreative Uneducated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Using Tesla technology you could make a car float very easily. When you open your mind to Zero Point Energy or the Ether, Many things are possible.

  61. As long as it gets me a date by jader3rd · · Score: 1

    If having a car that files, floats and drives gets me a date with Truly Scrumptious I wouldn't mind dealing with some of the oddities.

  62. PLATO justification and touch in general by bmo · · Score: 1

    >children happily used vertical touch screens forty years ago on UIUC's PLATO

    Children will jump through all sorts of hoops to learn something new and cool. There was also nothing else like it at the time either.

    I mentioned in an earlier post that the only places where you see touch screens these days are in environments that are hostile to keyboards and mice, POS systems, and portable devices, because keyboards and mice are too bulky. It's not like touchscreens haven't been around for decades. If there was a demand for them on desktops, we would have seen them being used. But they don't get used, because touch on vertical surfaces sucks.

    Tim Cook is just saying what a lot of us have already said about Metro and touch on the desktop and laptop. It's fine for tablets and small portables like phones. But on the desktop?

    Come on, who in their right mind wants a 27in touch interface?

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  63. Microsoft vs. Apple design by tgibbs · · Score: 0

    Apple's reaction is exactly what I'd expect. It's a very clear illustration of the difference between Microsoft's and Apple's design philosophy. Microsoft tends to emphasize a large feature set, whereas Apple favors a smaller feature set heavily optimized for usability. I expect that Surface will do OK, although it probably won't be a runaway success like the iPhone and the iPad. After all, it's a matter of taste--there are some people who like Microsoft's design approach (they often have a collection of multitools), and there will be some uses for which none of Apple's products is perfectly suited, while the versatility of Microsoft's is just what is needed.

  64. Guess who gives a shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not me.

  65. Confusing? by Tarlus · · Score: 1

    What's so confusing about it, Tim? It is a tablet with a magnetic cover not unlike an iPad. It can be held in the hand and operated no differently than an iPad.

    Having a tangible keyboard and flip-out stand built-in aren't really a huge compromise. I see enough iPad users with keyboard/stand accessories for typing large bodies of text that I think Microsoft is making a smart move by incorporating this non-invasively.

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    1. Re:Confusing? by hazydave · · Score: 1

      Desktop touchscreen. That's what he's talking about... running the table UI as the primary desktop UI. Microsoft wants you PC to get a touchscreen. Bad idea.

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  66. Touchscreens are useless as primary input devices by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

    But... touchscreens make an awesome secondary input device.

    Navigating a map, arranging windows, drawing, positioning and resizing objects, touchscreens have advantages.

    Positioning a text input cursor, highlighting text, scrolling through a document, a regular pointing device is faster and doesn't obscure the screen.

    I think Apple is wrong here, but time will tell.

    (And by "touchscreen", I mean in a desktop or laptop comptuer context, not a tablet or phone)

  67. Touch non touch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think he was referring to the desktop mode, which really needs the mouse, the finger isn't accurate enough. So it has to have the trackpad at all times for desktop apps.

    Then there's the RAM, Desktop apps are loaded into ram, they're not little fragments designed to be quickly flushed and reloaded when the ram is powered down. The don't persist the minimum of data, to minimize flash writes. Presumably MS is writing the whole of the apps memory out to flash on a suspend, which will suck down battery.

    Lots of weird compromises, like you can view a picture from the desktop and it shows it in Metro viewer, but metro can't show the other pictures in the folder unless they're in Metros file structure. !? Why?

    Tiles don't work with Desktop apps, Metro doesn't work in Desktop mode. Why? Android widgets are one app showing dynamic controls from another. Yet they couldn't do that with Metro???

    It's all a bit of a confused mess. That said, Tim Cook is no Steve Jobs, and I don't expect much from Apple in the future. Maybe a lot of patent trolling and incremental upgrades, but nothing major.

    1. Re:Touch non touch by Tarlus · · Score: 1

      Well, those are criticisms of Windows 8, not Surface.

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  68. My touchscreen certainly want to be vertical by es330td · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but Tim must not have tested the right user base. My company issues employees iPads with the ZAGG case with the bluetooth keyboard and we love them, all they way from our gray haired senior management to twenty-something whiz kids. We use them to the point that we complain when our laptops don't respond to touch gestures. While it lacks precision, the fingertip is more intuitive than sliding around a mouse. Even with a touch pad, the pad interface represents an intermediary between the finger and the movement seen on the screen. My bet is that a not very far future version of the MacBook sports a touch screen when Tim realizes how wrong he is on this.

  69. Actually... by hazydave · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Nice to hear Cook pointing out the fact that vertical touchscreens really don't work. Not just in their testing -- this was a thing, pre-PC, in many of the 70s and 80s CAD workstations. There were touchscreens, light pens, and other "directly interacting with the monitor" input devices. They all failed. It wasn't expense (not in dedicated CAD, prices were so high, paying $1000+ for an interface device would have been lost in the noise), it wasn't functionality (they worked fine)... it was people. We don't like repetitive stress, but particularly on large motor functions. Reaching up, away from your normal comfortable seating position, to touch a large monitor -- just not something that's good for you.

    Of course, they wouldn't be Microsoft if they didn't entirely not learn from the past, and actually do it worse. Touch-with-finger screens are inherently a compromise. You wouldn't choose to smear greasy fingers over your viewing device if you could help it.... it's a compromise some are willing to make in order to have an easy to use pocket computer. On the desktop, we use off-screen, horizontally mounted control devices.

    But it's clear Microsoft didn't have any cognitive psychologists working on any part of the mess that is The-UI-Formerly-Known-As-Metro, either. This will make one hell of a cautionary tale, though -- hopefully we can stop trying these same kind of stupid ideas on mainstream Linux distros...

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    1. Re:Actually... by Strudelkugel · · Score: 1

      Nice to hear Cook pointing out the fact that vertical touchscreens really don't work.

      No one will be forced to use a vertical touch screen. The Surface comes with a keyboard. You can use the touch pad or a mouse if you want to. One thing Win 8 does when using touch that is really rather brilliant is make use of all four screen edges for gestures. In retrospect, iOS is seriously lacking this feature. IMHO, it makes a tablet much easier to use. As a touch OS, I think Win8 is much more user friendly and flexible than iOS.

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    2. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was under this impression that the touch screen was mostly for tablet mode. You know, since there's a keyboard for "vertical mode" and the thing has mouse support like any netbook

  70. My turn by multicoregeneral · · Score: 1

    It's like combining a frapuccino with a pizza. You could do it, but you wouldn't know if you were supposed to eat or drink it. We've done a lot of testing on this, and users don't like cheese in their coffee.

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  71. It's NOT like a Flying Car That Floats. by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

    Tim Cook. He's analogy challenged.

    Windows 8 is more like thong underwear, that are also used as dental floss!

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    1. Re:It's NOT like a Flying Car That Floats. by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      Windows 8 is more like thong underwear, that are also used as dental floss!

      mmmmmm.... tastes like chicken!!!

    2. Re:It's NOT like a Flying Car That Floats. by Cryacin · · Score: 1

      Dude, this is slashdot. Before you go mmmmmm. Picture comic book guy in a leopard print thong.

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    3. Re:It's NOT like a Flying Car That Floats. by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      Tim Cook. He's analogy challenged.

      Windows 8 is more like thong underwear, that are also used as dental floss!

      Did you make that answer to "You know, it's true -- children are the future." just to get at the top of the page?

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  72. Apple Misses Q4 estimates by strangeattraction · · Score: 1

    Them is fighten words coming from a CEO who just missed his projections. It is now time for the abused to become the abuser.

  73. Re:Touchscreens are useless as primary input devic by Mr+Bubble · · Score: 1

    Which is why Apple has a rich library of user gestures and large glass trackpads on laptops and external trackpads for desktops. Same idea - in a horizontal plane.

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  74. Cook has a point...but.... by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

    what if the paradigm changes and instead of the tablet being vertical they are horizontal? It could be a big flat surface built into the desk where the touch interaction is done there and the results displayed on a vertical monitor. Kind of like how it's done on CSI or Hawaii 5-0. Whatever you want to have displayed on the monitor you simply flick it towards the screen with a touch gesture, similar to how applications are closed on WebOS. Maybe the display is actually your big screen TV that is connected to your tablet via WiFi or BluTooth. Now THAT would be cool.

    But if it's the current configuration of the horizontal monitor then holding your arm up like that all day is going to get tiring.

  75. If Microsoft makes it by HangingChad · · Score: 1

    I'd settle for a car that starts.

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  76. conflicted by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    I can't root for either of them. I find Apple and Microsoft equally annoying. I think Tim is dead wrong on principle, but perhaps right in detail. In that: A vertical touch screen is very much a viable idea, but if Microsoft botches it, we need to remember that implementation is not necessarily an indication of whether the concept has merit.

    Besides, an ipad with the magnetic keyboard/cover is almost exactly the same form and function as the Surface. Why is it cool when it's an Apple and "not pleasing to the user" when it's a Windows appliance?

    (Or is that a loaded question?)

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  77. 'We've done tons of user testing..." by paulxnuke · · Score: 1

    ...aaand a two button mouse doesn't work either?

  78. Tim cook new spokesman for Microsoft by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

    Tim offers a stark choice. On the Apple side a lineup of little computers with touch screens. On MS side of the equation we have flying cars.

    I just wish MS would ignore Apple and innovate in their own space rather than trying to copy Apple.

    For as badly as MS abused the world with their monopoly of the past at least the consumer had full control over the software they installed, control over the hardware to install other operating systems if they chose, control of their hardware choices neither did developers require permission, signoff or payment of tax to the vendor to deliver new product for a platform.

    A future overrun with all these truly closed vendor lockin devices scares me more than haunted houses with flying witches.

  79. Arseholes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cook's an asshole like his boss before him...and the boss after him until Apple has declined enough to need to appeal in a good light. You're holding it wrong was just one of the first public displays. Sell that Apple stock now- it won't get any better. Gone tomorrow? Hell no...but before you know it, you $600/share is now $200/share - good anywhere else but Apple.

  80. idiot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cook also mocked the idea of touch on a laptop or desktop, quipping, 'You can converge a toaster and a refrigerator, but those things are probably not going be pleasing to the user.

    ASUS was selling laptops with touch screens in the 7 and 10 inch variety running linux and people bought them. I think people would have bought more if they were larger, more powerful and ran windows. ( Windows is more popular than Linux ).

  81. Re:Touchscreens are useless as primary input devic by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 2

    Same idea - in a horizontal plane.

    It's completely orthogonal.

  82. Touch bad on vertical - obvious when you try by FryingLizard · · Score: 1

    "Touch surfaces don't want to be vertical" absolutely completely obviously true to anyone who's used one for any length of time.
    After 15 seconds you're already thinking "uh oh" and after five minutes it become torture.

    I hear Chuck Norris uses one while hanging completely inverted suspended only by his toenails.

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  83. Uhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a vertical touch screen at work running Win 7. It works well, and I don't get fatigue. I hadly ever use the mouse anymore. (and when they first implemented the touch screens I loathed them. I was adamant the moue was the better UI tool.)

  84. Re:Apple Samsung apology. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    The judge is about to 'deal with it'.

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  85. Why does the screen have to be vertical? by westlake · · Score: 1

    The LCD monitor can be mounted at any height and at any angle. I don't understand why large-screen touch can't be easy on both the eye and the hand.

  86. UIUC PLATO system by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

    PLATO, which I developed lessons for and which I used extensively in course work, did not generally use the touch screen for anything more than simple target selection by pointing and single-clicking. It was a fairly coarse-grained pointing system, as well. I doubt that most smartphone or tablet users would consider it usable at this point.

    Nor does it make what Tim Cook said about vertical screens incorrect - dragging and multi-point operations on a vertical screen are not only awkward feeling, but have a severe chance of causing RSI, given the odd geometry of the hand needed to do such things.

    Try it on your own non-touch screen. Do you think holding your wrist canted at 90 degrees for more than a few seconds for multi-point gestures is comfortable? Do you think the motion of a multi-click, using the hand muscles, is less fatiguing than doing it on a horizontal surface, where a smaller finger muscle is twitched? And don't even get me started on relative accuracy...

    I don't see the summary for the article as much more than Apple-hating flamebait.

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    1. Re:UIUC PLATO system by petteyg359 · · Score: 1

      Are you trying to injure yourself? My wrist is barely angled 30 degrees to be able to easily use all five fingers on my vertical screen.

  87. vertical vs horizontal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When my brother got my dad an iPad 2, he got the Apple magic cover or whatever it's called that lets the pad rest a little bit above horizontal. It was a very cool accessory to a cool gadget, but dad didn't like so much Apple's ideas of what works. The bare aluminum back was too slippery for the dry skin on his 80 year hold hands and he didn't like it being horizontal, which made it harder for him to view stuff unless he held the iPad in his hands, which he didn't want to do, partly because it was so slippery and also because it was kinda heavy. We eventually got him a Belkin iPad cover/stand thing at Costco that lets it stand more vertically and covers the slippery aluminum back and he finally felt comfortable with it. It made the whole thing heavier and not so cool as Apple's cover, but that's OK because he didn't have to hold the iPad to use it anymore.

  88. Why would anyone NOT want that? by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

    A car that flies and floats? that would be AWESOME!

  89. Re:Apple Samsung apology. by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

    The judge is about to 'deal with it'.

    So what is he going to do exactly? They did exactly what he ordered them to. And quoted him.

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  90. If it drives well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If functions as well as any other car while beeing used as a car, I don't care if it is not the best aircraft og boat, I would love to have one.

  91. Despite? by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

    (7.9/7)^2=1.27. . . So if the iPad mini has the same aspect ratio as a 7" tablet, that sounds about right.

  92. Apple already the business darling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't know if MS already knows this or not, but folks have already switched and iPad won. Not a salesrep or mgmt person walks into a meeting these days without a pad, and most belong to Apple. They can run grab and get with the great iOS ecosystem, ANY file needed from Windows-land, and most I've talked to rarely (if ever) get onto their core systems or workstations.

    W8 (RT) and Surface are a bit too late to the ball I'm afraid and years before they can come close to the apps and integration