I'd of bought an iPad if it ran flash. I will not be buying another iPhone, as it does not run flash. I will never buy another piece of apple anything because Jobs is a narcissistic prick, who's only trying to wall everyone into his magic garden named the iStore at the cost of splintering the web.
Good lord let's get some universal standards in place, no matter what the hell they are.
In reality, such a person would not successfully exist. Believe me.
Genius has its limits, but stupidity has no bounds. Also never piss off stupid people, there's just so many more of them than us. Furthermore, don't argue with an idiot. They'll just pull you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Finally, if you're a prick who makes enemies at all turns and in every corner, you have no reprieve from prying eyes. Sooner or later, you will make a mistake, and for that brief moment, they will get you.
We may need to start businesses on other planets until we have conquered the whole universe in order to maintain the illusion that perpetual growth is possible.
If that were possible, then there would be quite a while to go before we'd consume everything. And then, depending on your religion on the universe, either you'd keep expanding forever, or crunch in the greatest market correction of all time.
Slashdot Mirror
Spoken like someone who thankfully has yet to have the misfortune of losing someone.
Where'd that link go I saw earlier.... http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
Mate,
At this rate anything's bloody possible!
Remember that the next time you vote.
So am I voting for Pepsi, or Coke?!?
HTML5 will be great! It will just take about 5-10 years for all the other browsers to adopt the standards carefully laid out today.
hmmm... I wonder what the web will look like in 5-10 years?
I'd of bought an iPad if it ran flash. I will not be buying another iPhone, as it does not run flash. I will never buy another piece of apple anything because Jobs is a narcissistic prick, who's only trying to wall everyone into his magic garden named the iStore at the cost of splintering the web.
Good lord let's get some universal standards in place, no matter what the hell they are.
Now you're just taking the piss.
What the hell are you talking about? They've just wheeled out and dusted off the good old White Elephant catapult.
No manager of skill would ever say that. But every manager of skill would certainly think it.
In reality, such a person would not successfully exist. Believe me.
Genius has its limits, but stupidity has no bounds. Also never piss off stupid people, there's just so many more of them than us. Furthermore, don't argue with an idiot. They'll just pull you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Finally, if you're a prick who makes enemies at all turns and in every corner, you have no reprieve from prying eyes. Sooner or later, you will make a mistake, and for that brief moment, they will get you.
Or for opening a door for a lady. Depending on which day it is. Remember kids, odds open, evens don't!
You left out be neutered to prevent procreation.
I didn't know the Cylon's spoke Japanese!
Harry! Harry! Don't look into the light!!!
I can't help it... it's sooo beautifull!!!!
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So get it to open notepad randomly and start typing in tongues.
Two atoms are talking:
Atom 1: I say! I've lost an electron.
Atom 2: Really?
Atom 1: Why yes! I'm quite positive!
Gah, I can't even extend on that idea. No-one stands to inherit anything from this post!
We may need to start businesses on other planets until we have conquered the whole universe in order to maintain the illusion that perpetual growth is possible.
If that were possible, then there would be quite a while to go before we'd consume everything. And then, depending on your religion on the universe, either you'd keep expanding forever, or crunch in the greatest market correction of all time.
Which Steve?!?
gah. I'm so confuse.d
I'm a mathematician, and my imaginary numbers are quite real you insensitive clod!
Exactly. You can make any company look bigger and better etc.
It's called cooking the books. It's not profit or anything like that, it's how that people *think* profit is going.
In other words, people collectively *believe* that Apple is *going* to be bigger than Microsoft. Well, we'll see. In the meantime, Film at 11.
Just look at the way the bastards try to intrude into your home by telling you you'll be fired if your housemate doesn't stop smoking within 90 days.
Please provide citation. I'm quite interested in that one.
I'm sorry,but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all. It's now called Urectum.
Gah, you fed the elves after midnight, didn't you!!! RTFM!!!
Few know the name of the roofer who has to repair the design flaw that makes every Wright Roof Leak....
You're not doing it Wright!