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  1. Re:Every MS Patch is Utmost Severe? on Microsoft Admits to Hiding Flaw Details · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Flawlessness" is unattainable. No intelligent design team would aim for it. But reasonable security via a reasonable effort is certainly attainable. UNIX is proof.
    please, let's not start THAT old discussion here, as if the evolution team makes such flawless products ;-)

  2. This proves only 2 things on Amazon CTO Rips Blogging Authors a New One · · Score: 1


    1. Amazon is a serious company that's about "Getting Work Done", not the very vague "Getting It", which is about the same as "Being In". Seeing that Amazon is a successful dotcom for years, I say they 'Get It'

    2. Bloggers want to whine, preferably for money, and think everyone should love them, and be and think the same. You can blog about what you want, just pretend it's the greatest thing in the world.
    The whole blogosphere is nothing more than a bunch of self-basting ego-fornicators.

  3. Re:classic managment mistake on 60% Of Windows Vista Code To Be Rewritten · · Score: 2, Informative

    Spank me, that was of course Wernher von Braun:
    "Crash programs fail because they are based on theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month. "

  4. Re:classic managment mistake on 60% Of Windows Vista Code To Be Rewritten · · Score: 1

    actually, Seymour Cray said something like that much earlier already;
    credit where credit is due

  5. Re:Editors Should Read the Interview on Hilf Speaks About Linux Through Microsoft Eyes · · Score: 1

    You must be new here ;-)

  6. Re:Marality and AI on DoJ Following Porn Blocker Advances? · · Score: 1

    Then again, if you're an employer there's not much difference between an employee watching pr0n and an employee watching nudists.
    unless you're, say, a travel agency and offer trips to those resorts

  7. Three Blind Mice on Nanotech and the Blind · · Score: 1

    Why o why did they have to use HAMSTERS??

  8. before i RTFA .. on Jon Maddog Hall on Linux, His Life and More · · Score: 1

    Is this like the 'interview' with Woz? ;-)

  9. Re:First Step on AIM Now (Mostly) Open To Developers · · Score: 1

    yes, and gmail has a builtin jabber client, and Mail.app in Tiger has integration with iChat
    and that's about it. still very small scale and very proprietary.

    but you register at a site, and you get an email confirmation.
    i bet you have a lot of other applications that send out an email on a certain event.

    a lot of those would benefit from IM integration

    SPIM is easier filtered than spam, imho, and most IM clients have tight control over buddy lists.

    more examples where IM could replace email could easily be found :-)

  10. First Step on AIM Now (Mostly) Open To Developers · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is this the first step to a true IM system that is complementary system to email?

    If more IM vendors start opening up (Jabber, my personal favorite, has always been open, ofcourse ;-) ) more developers will integrate IM into their applications. In a few years we should have one dominant protocol, and from then on IM will finally become as transparant as email is now.

    then again i'll be driving with 4 scandily clad girls in my newest lexus besides copacabana beach.

    Still, it's a good fantasy

  11. genetics on Microsoft Claims Worlds Best Search Engine Soon · · Score: 1

    I don't understand why the scientists of today haven't genespliced wings into pigs to celebrate such announcements

  12. Useless on Unlock Your Doors With a Knock Code · · Score: 1

    Everybody will set it either to 'La cucaracha', 'Shave and a haircut' or 'SOS in Morse'

  13. Re:Obvious on Napster Blames Microsoft for Lack of Sales · · Score: 1

    Microsoft originally wanted to relate to the youngsters with this campaign featuring Snoop Dogg where he would pitch their products saying 'Yo, Them Snoop Dogg tracks will Play Fo' Shizzle, Mah Nizzle"

    but market research and focus groups watered it down to this

  14. Re:2 Rules: on The Secret Cause of Flame Wars · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm taking the 50/50 chance here that you are a Simpsons fan:

    "There is no emoticon for what i am feeling!"

  15. DNF will fail almost certainly on Duke Nukem Forever in Production · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why?

    because after all the delays, hype, anticipation ...
    no matter how good the game is, hopes will be higher than it can deliver.
    And reviewers will say: "Well, it might be the greatest game ever, but it wasn't worth the wait"

  16. Re:Only 6 years on Samba 4 Technology Preview Released · · Score: -1, Troll

    Five years to reverse engineer a difficult, obfuscated protocol is quite frankly amazing

    Five years of poking a black box with a stick is such an immense waste of time that it's only possible in academic circles, and only applauded by free-hugging hippies that have spent those 5 years playing nethack to kill time, then go off ranting about how great and amazing an accomplishment Samba is.

    If they focused their time, energy and skill on something that would integrate seamlessly with windows, unix and others, would be a breeze to set up and have more features, be free, faster and more secure, everybody would've used that, and they would've been done 3 years ago.

  17. Only 6 years on Samba 4 Technology Preview Released · · Score: -1, Troll

    So, in 2006, Samba is finally able to do what windows was able in 2000?

    Way to innovate, OSS community!

    (Yes, i know i'm burning karma here. See if i care. you know that i'm right on this)

  18. is no-one watching on Fictionalized Storylines Absent from Podcasts? · · Score: 1

    Pure Pwnage? www.purepwnage.com

  19. parenting on Chimpanzees Beat out Children in Reasoning Test · · Score: 1

    Chimp mommies probably don't tell their young to 'be a good boy and do everything the kind mister asks you, ok tommy?'

    also, tv makes kids dumb

  20. I've had this for 2 years already on Glide File Sharing Service Debuts · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't see how this is new. It exists already a long time and it's called .Mac

  21. Re:I take exception to the term MRI on A Storage Solution for Lots of Digital Photos? · · Score: 1

    More likely because most Americans kept calling it 'nucular'

  22. That's some effort on World Community Grid Releases Linux Agent · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Logic for beginners:

    1. World Computing had only a Windows Client until today
    2. Team Slashdot is the #1 Team -> lotsa computing power
    3. Slashdotians are in general Linux zealots.

    Conclusion, The few windows users on slashdot that engage in World Computing have some pretty hefty Windows boxen ;-)

    That, or you're all closet XP users ;-)

  23. 3ivx? on Searching for a Realistic MPEG-4 Solution? · · Score: 1

    i like www.3ivx.com as my mpeg4 compliant codec. once you have that installed, it'll play in WMP too
    works on all platforms, fast, easy, gives good results.

  24. the obsolence? on GORM 1.0 Release to Take on GNOME/KDE? · · Score: -1, Redundant


    "...and with its release, comes the obsolesence of the GNOME and KDE projects"

    you're joking, right?

  25. Srinidhi Varadarajan? on Named Innovators/Developers of Color? · · Score: 1

    The dude behind the Big Mac 'System X' Cluster