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  1. Re:World! on RIAA Lied To Congress About New Filesharing Suits · · Score: 1

    The World Initiate is a shadowy organization similar to the Illuminati.

    Duh.

  2. Re:RTFA on 3 Cups of Coffee Increases Hallucinations · · Score: 3, Funny

    I would tend to agree - I drink more coffee than that before 9am. I drink coffee all day long, even into the night. I have done so for more than 25 years with no...baseless paranoia

    So what kind of paranoia did you experience?

  3. Re:Finally living up to their name on "See-Through" Touchscreen Solves Fat Finger Problem · · Score: 3, Funny

    Like the Fing-Longer?

  4. Re:What's in a name... on Intel Developers Demo USB 3.0 Throughput On Linux · · Score: 1

    Is 2009 the year of the Flash?

    Replace Flash with Flasher and it sounds like my freshman year of college! Bam!

  5. Re:Perhaps on Avoiding Mistakes Can Be a Huge Mistake · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do programmers also loose karma for being fast and lose with their spelling?

    /irony

    They can be docked karma that way, but when they're not sure about something, they can cover their asses and submit anonymously. That way, if something totally whooshes over their heads, they're in the clear. They can later correct their own dumbass mistakes unanonymously and whore karma instead of losing it. What a perfect system!

    Huh. Too bad Slashdot doesn't have a system like that.

    /irony


    I think I'm starting to get the hang of this!

  6. Re:The only thing they took from Azimov... on New Asimov Movies Coming · · Score: 1

    Granted, but it didn't have much to do with the short story either.

  7. Re:The Will Smith movie wasn't based on Asimov's b on New Asimov Movies Coming · · Score: 1

    No, it was not. The movie references Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics and has Susan Calvin as a character.

  8. Re:Time to move... on Massive Martian Glaciers Found · · Score: 1

    Volunteers? Starship? Rock on!!!

    Look what's happening out in the streets
    Got a revolution Got to revolution

    Though technically they were still an airplane at the time.

  9. Re:First ouch! on LHC Repair To Cost At Least $21 Million · · Score: 1

    Sound more like a case of "I didn't get it so it wasn't funny."

  10. Re:Minor error on Distributed Compilation, a Programmer's Delight · · Score: 1

    False False - distcc does not require the same version of the OS. I spread compilation across four machines. The host was Gentoo, one of the other machines was Gentoo, and the other two were machines I just stuck the latest Knoppix CD in.

    Gentoo machines were using gcc 4.1.x i586, Knoppix had gcc 4.1.x i386. All 32-bit. The resulting build was lightning fast and error-free. This was an app not the kernel.

  11. Re:Duh. on Press Favored Obama Throughout Campaign · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think you missed my point. If x really is greater than y then the media should report that x is greater than y.

  12. Re:Duh. on Press Favored Obama Throughout Campaign · · Score: 1

    You've got it backwards. x is greater than y, therefore the media says x > y.

  13. Re:Duh. on Press Favored Obama Throughout Campaign · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Exactly. Candidate A does x positive things. Candidate B does y positive things.

    Sometimes x > y.

    This is also known as "math".

  14. Has this guy never seen the LKML? on Linux As a Model For a New Government? · · Score: 1

    I dare this guy to read just one day of LKML traffic, and slog through the Mad Max-style landscape, where open warfare and mass hysteria are always simmering just beneath the surface of Bartertown, suppressed only by Linus and his lieutenants.

    In this analogy Linus Torvalds is either the Tina Turner character or Master/Blaster. Take your pick.

  15. Re:Someone will blame this on... on Birth of a New African Ocean · · Score: 1

    No no, that's Caucasus.

    We're blaming mountains now, right?

  16. Re:Cloud computing on Microsoft To Release Cloud-Oriented Windows OS · · Score: 1

    I'm going to start compiling a list of all the things RMS thinks is a trap. So far we have:

    cloud computering
    http://tech.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/09/30/2146250

    Java:
    http://www.gnu.org/philosophy/java-trap.html

    Then the usual stuff; shaving, bathing, etc.

  17. Java also a trap on Stallman Says Cloud Computing Is a Trap · · Score: 1

    And I meant to mention that the article is calling Java a trap too.

  18. A quick Googling of Stallman and inevitable on Stallman Says Cloud Computing Is a Trap · · Score: 1

    http://www.linux.com/articles/35369

    And the article is, how about that, marketing for GNU. RMS is right again!

  19. Re:If they ever do this... on Gravity Tractor Could Deflect Asteroids · · Score: 1

    Nay, they should measure rods to the hog's head!

  20. Re:Crackpottery abounds on Apollo 14 Moonwalker Claims Aliens Exist · · Score: 1
  21. Re:maybe it's just me on 33-Year-Old Unix Bug Fixed In OpenBSD · · Score: 1

    A stack pointer, not THE stack pointer. Just the generic data structure from CS 201.

  22. Trademark Infringement on "GiFi" — Short-Range, 5-Gbps Wireless For $10/Chip · · Score: 4, Funny

    There's already a gay internet cafe near my house called Guy-Fi, and I think they're gonna be pissed.

  23. "eye"-guest or "ell"-guest? on Creative Documentation · · Score: 1

    Can a brother get a serif over here?

  24. Duff Sunday on Some 7-11s Become Kwik-E-Marts · · Score: 1

    There was a pub in Galway called The Drum that used to have "Duff Sunday". Sunday nights they'd show Simpsons episodes on a big projector screen, sell cheap pints of Duff(really Carlsberg) and Flaming Homers(a fuzzy navel with a sparkler). They still do it for all I know, but I haven't been through Galway in a few years.

  25. Re:someone needs a slap on eBay Delisting All Auctions for Virtual Property · · Score: 1

    If you see spending hundreds or thousands of dollars on a world of warcraft character as a perfectly reasonable thing to do, then you were meant to disregard my post, as I was only talking to people with at least as much sense as a bag of hammers. I do apologize.