You might want to follow these tips outlined by The Onion:
If at all possible, vote before work. That way, you can make smug comments to non-voters all day long.
The new electronic voting machines are complicated. But don't worry: Octogenarians will be on hand to troubleshoot any technological problems that might arise.
If your election official hooks you up to a machine via a needle in your arm, you are actually donating blood.
Tip for those on the go: Voting a straight ticket can save you up to 15 seconds.
Remember that, as a member of a participatory democracy, you have a duty to make your voice heard on Election Day. If you find that idea hard to grasp, think of it like the lotto: You can't win if you don't play.
Don't wear dress shoes. They leave black scuff marks on gymnasium floors.
Voting is no longer considered uncool. Note that it is not cool, either.
Many newspapers offer sample ballots. Buy 10 copies and practice, practice, practice.
Remember to vote, or P. Diddy will kill you.
This is one of the most important elections in recent times, so it's best if you just leave it up to the pros.
When voting, you don't need to dress up in a scary costume or hand out candy. That happens two days earlier.
You might think it's funny, but it's disrespectful to submit write-in candidates like "Don Knotts," "Mickey Mouse," or "Michael Badnarik."
Remember to take the day off to vote. And the day before, to psyche up. And the morning after, to dry out.
If you are black and a resident of Florida, work out two or three alternate routes to your polling place to avoid police checkpoints.
The most important thing is to vote your conscience.
Okay, this is your conscience speaking: "Vote Nader. Vo-o-o-o-ote Nader."
If you are a Flintstone, make sure to put the granite slab arrows-first into the dinosaur's mouth.
If you live in Florida, for Christ's sake, look at the ballot very, very carefully this time.
Education is the issue Americans say is most important. Find someone with one of those to read the ballot to you.
Keep in mind that the name of every person who votes against George Bush is going to be read aloud on television the next time we're attacked by terrorists.
If you don't know where the polling place is in your district, just try to remember the ugliest, dingiest, most depressing building in a three-mile radius. That's probably it.
They're getting a discount because:
(a) they're a non-profit foundation
(b) they have a non-specific day contract (when the NYTimes have the ad space)
(c) NYTimes people hate IE as much as anybody:)
People in the United States produce tens (hundreds?) of times the co2 produced by an African/Indian.
It would be much more efficient to eliminate you and other Americans that don't want to understand the results of real science.
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Not even java is secure enough, as with enough skill, you can tamper with its data.
I know this, because the there is a "cheat" program that calculated the trajectory for yahoo! pool game.:-)
And anyway, everything that is displayed on the screen can be saved.
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However, Greek hate them more than us (I'm from Romania), because Constantinople and Western Turkey was theirs until the Turks invaded them.:-)
He got only 200 emails a day
So, I tried keyhole a week and so ago and it too didn't worked on my machine. I tried now to reinstall, but it says the trial expired. Oh, well...
Probably they're waiting for the US to upgrade their government.
You know, Canada is on the American continent.
Burt Rutan looks a bit like Zefram Cochrane, doesn't he? :-)
sorry, this was the link I meant.
Malaria can be a problem only in rural areas of tropical provinces, such as Hainan and Yunnan.
As for air pollution... have you ever heard of a city called Los Angeles ?
If at all possible, vote before work. That way, you can make smug comments to non-voters all day long.
The new electronic voting machines are complicated. But don't worry: Octogenarians will be on hand to troubleshoot any technological problems that might arise.
If your election official hooks you up to a machine via a needle in your arm, you are actually donating blood.
Tip for those on the go: Voting a straight ticket can save you up to 15 seconds.
Remember that, as a member of a participatory democracy, you have a duty to make your voice heard on Election Day. If you find that idea hard to grasp, think of it like the lotto: You can't win if you don't play.
Don't wear dress shoes. They leave black scuff marks on gymnasium floors.
Voting is no longer considered uncool. Note that it is not cool, either.
Many newspapers offer sample ballots. Buy 10 copies and practice, practice, practice.
Remember to vote, or P. Diddy will kill you.
This is one of the most important elections in recent times, so it's best if you just leave it up to the pros.
When voting, you don't need to dress up in a scary costume or hand out candy. That happens two days earlier.
You might think it's funny, but it's disrespectful to submit write-in candidates like "Don Knotts," "Mickey Mouse," or "Michael Badnarik."
Remember to take the day off to vote. And the day before, to psyche up. And the morning after, to dry out.
If you are black and a resident of Florida, work out two or three alternate routes to your polling place to avoid police checkpoints.
The most important thing is to vote your conscience.
Okay, this is your conscience speaking: "Vote Nader. Vo-o-o-o-ote Nader."
If you are a Flintstone, make sure to put the granite slab arrows-first into the dinosaur's mouth.
If you live in Florida, for Christ's sake, look at the ballot very, very carefully this time.
Education is the issue Americans say is most important. Find someone with one of those to read the ballot to you.
Keep in mind that the name of every person who votes against George Bush is going to be read aloud on television the next time we're attacked by terrorists.
If you don't know where the polling place is in your district, just try to remember the ugliest, dingiest, most depressing building in a three-mile radius. That's probably it.
Because it may be our last! :-)
No, it's a sausage.
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Actually, according to Snopes, it was valid two times before than (ie from 1936). So, that would be 1 in 131072, or 0.000007.
You've used only IE, didn't you?
That was the result of the latest "slashdot doesn't validate" campaign. :-)
They're getting a discount because: :)
(a) they're a non-profit foundation
(b) they have a non-specific day contract (when the NYTimes have the ad space)
(c) NYTimes people hate IE as much as anybody
Then he can't be charged with conspiracy. You need at least two people to make a conspiracy.
Many streets in some large cities in Europe are crowded enough that you won't supersed those 5 km/h. :-)
So, they'll have only vegeterians in the space crews. :-)
Much of the OOP in Delphi was based on the TurboVision, but the greatest breakthrough with Delphi was VCL.
However, retrieving it from there might be a pain in the ass.
They probably aimed at a region not very far from the civilization, but they obviously missed.
See: http://www.sel.barc.usda.gov/diptera/syrphid/gates .htm
That site was not made, nor approved by Kerry.
It would be much more efficient to eliminate you and other Americans that don't want to understand the results of real science.
And anyway, everything that is displayed on the screen can be saved.