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  1. Re:Reminds me of a joke... on MyDoom Windows Worm DDoSing SCO · · Score: 2, Funny

    But that's the price you have to pay if you want to get nekkid with one of those hot chicks in those flowery little dresses that ride around on bikes and tire swings and stuff in the commercials. Mmmm... herpes.

  2. Re:Diagnosis on SCO Hints at *BSD Lawsuits Next Year, And More · · Score: 1
    "The more yarn you pull out the more you see," according to McBride.

    And here I thought he was spinning yarns.

  3. Re:Slick move, SCO on OSDL Pays For Linus Torvalds' SCO Defense · · Score: 2, Funny
    It's not a whole pack of 800lb Gorillas... it's worse... a flock of attack penguins backed with some loose Gnus...

    Sounds like SCO is having a bad game of Jumanji.

  4. Re:er its a school not a billboard on MPAA School Propaganda Program Examined · · Score: 1
    The curriculum in schools is influenced more and more by special interest groups, and less and less by educators. By the time you take out everything somebody doesn't want kids to learn, and put in everything somebody else feels they need to learn, you're left with a bunch of crap. This has the same effect on our kids as special interest groups do on politicians: they can't accomplish anything meaningful, but they're good at spending money.

  5. Re:School budgets? on Reading, Writing, RFID · · Score: 5, Funny
    Man, you hit that right on the head.

    "We now know exactly where all of our students are."

    "That's really wonderful... uh... now what do we do with them?"

  6. Re:Might want to think about changing the name.. on Senate Passes Anti-Spam Bill · · Score: 1
    Yeah, I think it was supposed to be funny (Spam comes in a can, right?), but it kind of backfired. I don't think the lowest form of humor belongs in the title of official government stuff.

  7. Re:Shocked! Just shocked! on X10 Files For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy Protection · · Score: 1
    I also think it's a bit foolish to demonize x10- x10 didn't put ads on the sites you visit--The site put ads there (well, apart from gator but that was a prior story). If you don't like the pop-under ads at a site, blame the site itself not the people paying the bills.

    Wait, so using that same logic, I shouldn't be mad at Joe's Carpet Cleaning when I get a telemarking call on their behalf. I should blame the telemarketers? Or the phone company? Well, each of them plays a part, and I will certainly not knowingly do business with any company that uses telemarketers.

    You're correct to point out that the site has a healthy share of the blame, but I'll remain hacked off at X10 as well.

  8. Re:They'd be breaking Federal Law if they ... on SCO Selective About Linux Licensees · · Score: 1
    Maybe that's why they're limiting it to the Fortune 1000 companies. A few Open Source advocates could get together and buy a fraudulent license for $699 and take SCO to court. A Fortune 1000 company probably isn't going to do something like that (most likely, they'll just ignore SCO altogether).

    Just a hunch, but maybe they saw who was actually trying to buy single licenses and went "uh oh, let's come up with a reason we aren't going to sell it to them".

  9. I have been retroactively stigmatized! on AOL to Launch Discount "Netscape" Internet Service · · Score: 1
    This is just great. Now when somebody asks me "have you ever used Netscape?" I have to explain myself. "Yes, but back in like 1995 when it was a cool alternative to Mosaic. Not that crappy cheap sub-AOL thing."

  10. Re:You know what I don't understand? on U.S. Court Blocks Anti-Telemarketing List · · Score: 1
    I don't really know much about how the industry works, but I suspect that telemarketers base their fees on how many phone numbers they call. (Does anyone have information on this?) So every bad number wastes money, but it wastes the money of whoever is hiring the telemarketer. The telemarketer figures out how much it costs to call so many numbers, and passes that on to the business that hired them.

    So, if you take away a big portion of the phone numbers, there are less numbers to call in the geographical region of interest to, say, a carpet cleaning company. The telemarketer could hardly justify charging the same amount of money for calling less phone numbers, even if a higher percentage of the remaining phone numbers generated a positive response due to the residents being more receptive to telemarketing calls. So this would drive the costs (and the fees the telemarketers can collect from each client) down. As we are learning in today's "jobless recovery," more productivity means less jobs (at least in the short term).

    This may be partially offset because the lower costs might encourage more businesses to use telemarketing, or the ones that already use it may do so more often or in a wider area. So people that aren't on the Do Not Call List will start getting more telemarketing calls. This might motivate more people to get on the list. After a while it will all settle down, but I think the end result is that the telemarketers will see a pretty significant decrease in sales.

  11. I think the odds are against them... on Geek Eye for the Average Guy · · Score: 1
    What the poor geeks don't know is that they'll be asked to help these guys and their kids!

  12. Re:Wrong headline on Take-Two Interactive and Sony Sued Over GTA · · Score: 1
    Its the family of the victims doing the suing here, not the family of the teens.

    That's good, because I can only imagine the kind of nonsense that could start. "Hey, kid, while still you're a minor, play this video game and go kill somebody. Then mommy and your stepdad can rake it in!"

  13. Re:But still less... on Lousy E-mail Filters Complicating Outlook Worms · · Score: 2, Insightful
    About as long as it took you to write that comment. Hmmm, too bad that stuff isn't open source, or it would be fixed by now.

  14. Re:God playing dice. on Current Thoughts in String Theory · · Score: 2, Funny
    Can God create a process so random that he cannot predict its outcome?

    Yes. A woman's thought process.

    "Sorry, Adam. I didn't see that one coming either."

  15. Re:How many cigarettes a day is optimal? on Nietzsche's Toxicology · · Score: 1
    As many as possible!!!

    Disclaimer: I own stock in a major tobacco company.

  16. Re:I'm sending for my law degree on SCO Prepares To Sue Linux End Users · · Score: 1
    Sure - yours, when they're attached to your jugular. Does that count?

  17. Re:The best function in Gnome 2.4... on A Look at the Upcoming GNOME 2.4 · · Score: 1
    Hell, if I work for a long enough continuous stretch to actually get Gnome to tell me to take a typing break, it's nap time!

  18. For all your Robert Jordan fans... on Cloning Yields Human-Rabbit Hybrid Embryo · · Score: 1
    Agh, the dreaded Trolloc-rabbit!

  19. Re:the name "Efficeon" on New Transmeta Chip: "Efficeon" · · Score: 1
    I guess they didn't want to step on their Astro (TM) turf.

  20. Re:"Having numbers burned into your forehead ... on RFID Will Stop Terrorists? · · Score: 1
    I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but the first time somebody gives me an ID number with 666 in it, I'm heading for the hills.

    Oh, crap...

  21. Re:Good decision by Walmart. on Wal-Mart Cancels RFID Trial · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Yeah, I have always heard a great deal of Walmart's success attributed to their superior logistics, distribution, inventory management, etc. Using RFID in their warehouses helps them do this more efficiently and keep their edge in this area.

    Putting RFID in the individual packages doesn't really affect their distribution model too much, since they're scanning everything with bar codes in the checkout line anyway.

  22. Re:Idiots on US Army Signs $471,000,000 Deal for Microsoft Software · · Score: 1
    OK, but manadtory spending is at about $1.2 trillion, which includes social security, welfare, etc, including $445 billion for medicare and medicaid (combined). From the Congressional Budget Office.

    I think including only the discretionary part of the health budget (leaving out the much larger medicare and medicaid numbers), and also ignoring the fact that most education funding comes from the states (and should), skews the numbers a little. But I guess that's what politics is all about.

    But anyway, my initial point was not whether we're spending too much or too little on military, but that it's unrealistic to expect $200 billion to fix a $1.2 trillion problem that we're already throwing more than $400 billion at.

  23. Re:Idiots on US Army Signs $471,000,000 Deal for Microsoft Software · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hmmm... cut the military budget in half to get a national health care system? That would be a trick, since we already spend more on medicaid and medicare than we spend on the military.

  24. Re:Can they keep logs? on US Supreme Court Upholds CIPA · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Alternatively, you could take the same amount of effort to raise money for your local library so that it can pay for its own internet access. Then it wouldn't be subject to that law.

  25. Re:Finally opposed on EFF Supporting Home DVD Editing · · Score: 1
    People make something, it ought to be presented to the public the way it was envisioned, and not the way people would like to pretend it was. Imagine if classics from Huckleberry Finn to the Bible had this happen in the name of political correctness. Oh wait they already have. If it's wrong to censor books or newspapers, than it's equally wrong to censor out the parts of movies we don't like. In short this boils down to revisionist history, something that I find abhorrant and morally destitute.

    Wow, that's worded pretty strongly. To follow that logic, it's immoral to skip tracks you don't like on a CD... you must listen to the album in its entirety. Give me a break.

    If somebody wants to watch a movie without a few scenes or words they find objectionable, that's their right. If they are content letting someone else choose the content to edit out, that's their business.

    In short, I think it's wrong to force your choice of content (whether by inclusion or exclusion) on someone else.