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WHILE YOU FUCKING FILTH STUFF YOUR FAT MOUTHES WITH OPEN SOURCE, COMMUNISM IS TAKING OVER THE WORLD. Trollkore - I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face.
______ .-" "-. / \ | | < FROM THIS DISEASED MOUTH |,.-..-.,| SPREADS THE WORD OF TROLLKORE. | )(__/ \__)( | AWRY BE THE WORDS AND OPINIONS |//\ \| OF THOSE WHO POST HERE. TAKE (_ ^^ _) NO HEED OF THEM.> \__|IIIIII|__/ |-\IIIIII/-| \/ `--------` .::::TROLL-KORE FOREVER!!! .::::I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face.
______ .-" "-. / \ | | < FROM THIS DISEASED MOUTH |,.-..-.,| SPREADS THE WORD OF TROLLKORE. | )(__/ \__)( | AWRY BE THE WORDS AND OPINIONS |//\ \| OF THOSE WHO POST HERE. TAKE (_ ^^ _) NO HEED OF THEM.> \__|IIIIII|__/ |-\IIIIII/-| \/ `--------` .::::TROLL-KORE FOREVER!!! .::::I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face.
THINK ABOUT THE POSITION OF YOUR PENIS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR. Does it need to be moved?
IIHMPIWMYU
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______ .-" "-. / \ | | < FROM THIS DISEASED MOUTH |,.-..-.,| SPREADS THE WORD OF TROLLKORE. | )(__/ \__)( | AWRY BE THE WORDS AND OPINIONS |//\ \| OF THOSE WHO POST HERE. TAKE (_ ^^ _) NO HEED OF THEM.> \__|IIIIII|__/ |-\IIIIII/-| \/ `--------` .::::TROLL-KORE FOREVER!!! .::::I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face.
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SLASHTREK, THE NEXT MASTURBATION
a screenplay from the library of Trollkore.
SCENE 1: ABOARD THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE - A worried L.T. Commander Data addresses Captain Picard.
Data: Captain, sensors indicate a de-cloaking Slashdot ship one hundred meters off the starboard bow.
Picard: On screen!
Worf: Captain! We are dealing with a highly idiotic, ignorant and Linux-using species. They have been known to attack those who have superior social skills and official Microsoft qualifications in computer literacy out of fear and confusion - I recommend we attack them before they do us!
Picard: That is not the way the federation do things, Mr. Worf. When dealing with such mindless slashbots there is only one course of action to take. Ensign Wheaton hail the Slashdot ship.
Wheaton: Yes sir... but are these slashbots really so bad, according to my knowledge the open source community is a highly developed and sophisticated race of people - it would be unfair to discriminate against them just because of their foul stench and greasy complexion.
Picard: Shut up Wesley!!!
Data: The Slashdot ship has responded to our hail.
Picard: On screen.
--- Cut to a dark and lifeless ship, featuring posters of Kathleen Fent engaging in all manner of sexual acts upon the walls, with a barely visible silhouette of Michel Simms vigorously beating his cock in the background.
CMDRTACO: Captain, you are encroaching on our space, leave our territory at once and never return.
Picard: We are on an important scientific mission, studying a collapsing star - I can offer you goods in exchange for passage through your space.
CMDRTACO: -1, Redundant. You have nothing you can offer us... End Trans...
Slashdot Mirror
taco molested my child....
suck it, i know you want.
long john thomas
you all.
FUCK YOU PLEASE.
Allowed HTML
-cock
this shit
OREWA NAMAE 'TROLLKORE'.
WESTERN SLASHDOT NEED JIS. KOREA EAT CAT!
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yo
suck my slashcock.
Oh no, I left the skull on other HD...
Fuck you all
-Trollkore
FUCKING FILTHY LINUX USERS________SWINES__ ______ ._ ,'' . .as.-'asasasasasas,'asasasa:__ ,asasasasasasasasas'asasas.asl_ .,' \,'asasa:asasasasa;asasasasas/__ .,'/asasas|asasasa,'asasasasa,'___ ,'as.'___\asas:__________;'asa/ )__)___
________ ________________________________,i,.`.__
LINUX__\`ii-.`-._..--...-iii________```--i:_ )a)_
SUCKS____`-.._` 'asasasasasasas-..asasasasa__ia/_
_,'`..__..'' -. _ `._asasasasasasasasasasasasa\__
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_`-._ . . `*/ . .
____.:._ . `-'`-'as;asa\asasasasasasasasa,'as;___
_.':::::'` .
__`-..__ . . .
_________``---;'` \ `asasa;.____..-'`.asasa,'\___
_TROLLKORE__/asa/ \:asas:____________:asa(\ `\___
_________
_________/,_,.;::.__`.asa\________/asa,',',_(:::.
FUCK THE CORRUPT______`.as`._____,'as;'__________
SLASHDOT SYSTEM________/,_,'::. `-'`':___________
WHILE YOU FUCKING FILTH STUFF YOUR FAT MOUTHES WITH OPEN SOURCE, COMMUNISM IS TAKING OVER THE WORLD.
Trollkore - I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face.
Like I don't even have the t-shirt, fool.
______
/ \
| | < FROM THIS DISEASED MOUTH
|,
| )(__/ \__)( | AWRY BE THE WORDS AND OPINIONS
|/
(_ ^^ _) NO HEED OF THEM.>
\__|IIIIII|__/
|-\IIIIII/-|
\
`--------`
.::::TROLL-KORE FOREVER!!!
.::::I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face.
FUCK THE USA.
______
.-" "-. .-. .-. ,| SPREADS THE WORD OF TROLLKORE. /\ \| OF THOSE WHO POST HERE. TAKE /
/ \
| | < FROM THIS DISEASED MOUTH
|,
| )(__/ \__)( | AWRY BE THE WORDS AND OPINIONS
|/
(_ ^^ _) NO HEED OF THEM.>
\__|IIIIII|__/
|-\IIIIII/-|
\
`--------`
.::::TROLL-KORE FOREVER!!!
.::::I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face.
THINK ABOUT THE POSITION OF YOUR PENIS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR. Does it need to be moved?
IIHMPIWMYU
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______
.-" "-. .-. .-. ,| SPREADS THE WORD OF TROLLKORE. /\ \| OF THOSE WHO POST HERE. TAKE /
/ \
| | < FROM THIS DISEASED MOUTH
|,
| )(__/ \__)( | AWRY BE THE WORDS AND OPINIONS
|/
(_ ^^ _) NO HEED OF THEM.>
\__|IIIIII|__/
|-\IIIIII/-|
\
`--------`
.::::TROLL-KORE FOREVER!!!
.::::I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face.
This thing can turn on a dime, Trollkore style.
You aint got a motor in the back of your Honda.
______
.-" "-. .-. .-. ,| SPREADS THE WORD OF TROLLKORE. /\ \| OF THOSE WHO POST HERE. TAKE /
/ \
| | < FROM THIS DISEASED MOUTH
|,
| )(__/ \__)( | AWRY BE THE WORDS AND OPINIONS
|/
(_ ^^ _) NO HEED OF THEM.>
\__|IIIIII|__/
|-\IIIIII/-|
\
`--------`
.::::TROLL-KORE FOREVER!!!
.::::I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face.
Why are they modding you down? Motherfucking sambos.
This goes to show that the Slashdot community is nothing but a bigoted, racist bunch of gooks.
SLASHTREK, THE NEXT MASTURBATION
a screenplay from the library of Trollkore.
SCENE 1: ABOARD THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE - A worried L.T. Commander Data addresses Captain Picard.
Data: Captain, sensors indicate a de-cloaking Slashdot ship one hundred meters off the starboard bow.
Picard: On screen!
Worf: Captain! We are dealing with a highly idiotic, ignorant and Linux-using species. They have been known to attack those who have superior social skills and official Microsoft qualifications in computer literacy out of fear and confusion - I recommend we attack them before they do us!
Picard: That is not the way the federation do things, Mr. Worf. When dealing with such mindless slashbots there is only one course of action to take. Ensign Wheaton hail the Slashdot ship.
Wheaton: Yes sir... but are these slashbots really so bad, according to my knowledge the open source community is a highly developed and sophisticated race of people - it would be unfair to discriminate against them just because of their foul stench and greasy complexion.
Picard: Shut up Wesley!!!
Data: The Slashdot ship has responded to our hail.
Picard: On screen.
--- Cut to a dark and lifeless ship, featuring posters of Kathleen Fent engaging in all manner of sexual acts upon the walls, with a barely visible silhouette of Michel Simms vigorously beating his cock in the background.
CMDRTACO: Captain, you are encroaching on our space, leave our territory at once and never return.
Picard: We are on an important scientific mission, studying a collapsing star - I can offer you goods in exchange for passage through your space.
CMDRTACO: -1, Redundant. You have nothing you can offer us... End Trans...
Picard: WAIT! I have... Goatse.
CMDRTACO: Then it is agreed, your safe passage through our space in exchange for the image. End Transmission.
--- The view screen turns off and TACO looks over to his first mate, CowboyNeal.
CMDRTACO: Put the image on main screen.... I wish to ejaculate.