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  1. Re:cock, on Chip Firm Hit By 45-Year-Old Patent · · Score: -1

    True trolls do not use mechanical aids. Instead, the browser is refreshed every 2 seconds.

    This is the way of the troll. Be forewarned, as mechanical aids can get you more than you bargained for.

  2. Carpool is such a SHIT word on Bid On eBay To Speed Up Your Commute · · Score: -1

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    We must rape the forums on the ph34rb33r website, in order to deride them, and insult their lame excuse for a 'webcomic'. There are minimal forum rules in place to stop trolls over there, such as a 20 second delay until another post can be done. Obviously, this allows you to refresh the page once the 20 seconds is up, and then resend the data, so that it will be reposted. The forum in question also has image posting capabilities, allowing you to use the explicit material contained upon rotten.com and goatse.cx. In addition to all this lack of troll-protection, the forum actually allows anonymous postings! Members of TrollKore have already trolled their forums multiple times, with crapfloods and the posting of sexual imagery. The posts were deleted after around an hour, but I believe that we have put a small dint in their weak ego. Ah, did I say 'their'? I meant 'his', since he is the only one that runs the webcomic, and has no friends.

    A sample of the offending content is here. Please note how the webcomic is fucking lame and unfunny, and its very existence needing to be eradicated from the Internet. Also note how the comic looks as if it was drawn by a small child (and probably was). THE INTERNET IS NO PLACE FOR A SMALL CHILD, LET ME TELL YOU, GOOD SIR! At present, this is more important than meer Slashdot, fellow trolls. You now troll for FREEDOM, FREEDOM FROM AN INTERNET WITHOUT LAMENESS FROM SUCH TWATS.

    I ask you this... if the forum could be down by tomorrow, isn't that worth trolling for? ISN'T THAT WORTH CRAPFLOODING FOR?!?

    I plead to you, fellow troll, this fucking LOSER has to be revealed for the motherfucker he really is.

    Thank you.
    TrollKore out.

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
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    S____.oO TrollKore Oo._____S
    -_At the head of the game._-
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    E___irc.freedomirc.net_____E
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    I__________________________I
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    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-


    WARCRAFT 3: FROZEN THRONE WANTS TO BE FREE!
    :: DOWNLOAD .TORRENT HERE ::

  3. The ph34rb33r webcomic is lame and must be trolled on Real Life Doom With Point-And-Shoot Positioning · · Score: -1

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    We must rape the forums on the ph34rb33r website, in order to deride them, and insult their lame excuse for a 'webcomic'. There are minimal forum rules in place to stop trolls over there, such as a 20 second delay until another post can be done. Obviously, this allows you to refresh the page once the 20 seconds is up, and then resend the data, so that it will be reposted. The forum in question also has image posting capabilities, allowing you to use the explicit material contained upon rotten.com and goatse.cx. In addition to all this lack of troll-protection, the forum actually allows anonymous postings! Members of TrollKore have already trolled their forums multiple times, with crapfloods and the posting of sexual imagery. The posts were deleted after around an hour, but I believe that we have put a small dint in their weak ego. Ah, did I say 'their'? I meant 'his', since he is the only one that runs the webcomic, and has no friends.

    A sample of the offending content is here. Please note how the webcomic is fucking lame and unfunny, and its very existence needing to be eradicated from the Internet. Also note how the comic looks as if it was drawn by a small child (and probably was). THE INTERNET IS NO PLACE FOR A SMALL CHILD, LET ME TELL YOU, GOOD SIR! At present, this is more important than meer Slashdot, fellow trolls. You now troll for FREEDOM, FREEDOM FROM AN INTERNET WITHOUT LAMENESS FROM SUCH TWATS.

    I ask you this... if the forum could be down by tomorrow, isn't that worth trolling for? ISN'T THAT WORTH CRAPFLOODING FOR?!?

    I plead to you, fellow troll, this fucking LOSER has to be revealed for the motherfucker he really is.

    Thank you.
    TrollKore out.

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
    P________________8',-',";,.P
    E_______________#'',-',";,.E
    N______________8(',-',";,..N
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    E_#z',-',LOVES,";8',-..s#__E
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    E___888',-',";~8___________E
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    I__________________________I
    S____.oO TrollKore Oo._____S
    -_At the head of the game._-
    P__________________________P
    E___irc.freedomirc.net_____E
    N_______#trollkore_________N
    I__________________________I
    S__________________________S
    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-


    WARCRAFT 3: FROZEN THRONE WANTS TO BE FREE!
    :: DOWNLOAD .TORRENT HERE ::

  4. The ph34rb33r webcomic is lame and must be trolled on Managing Bandwidth and Bandwidth Costs? · · Score: -1

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    We must rape the forums on the ph34rb33r website, in order to deride them, and insult their lame excuse for a 'webcomic'. There are minimal forum rules in place to stop trolls over there, such as a 20 second delay until another post can be done. Obviously, this allows you to refresh the page once the 20 seconds is up, and then resend the data, so that it will be reposted. The forum in question also has image posting capabilities, allowing you to use the explicit material contained upon rotten.com and goatse.cx. In addition to all this lack of troll-protection, the forum actually allows anonymous postings! Members of TrollKore have already trolled their forums multiple times, with crapfloods and the posting of sexual imagery. The posts were deleted after around an hour, but I believe that we have put a small dint in their weak ego. Ah, did I say 'their'? I meant 'his', since he is the only one that runs the webcomic, and has no friends.

    A sample of the offending content is here. Please note how the webcomic is fucking lame and unfunny, and its very existence needing to be eradicated from the Internet. Also note how the comic looks as if it was drawn by a small child (and probably was). THE INTERNET IS NO PLACE FOR A SMALL CHILD, LET ME TELL YOU, GOOD SIR! At present, this is more important than meer Slashdot, fellow trolls. You now troll for FREEDOM, FREEDOM FROM AN INTERNET WITHOUT LAMENESS FROM SUCH TWATS.

    I ask you this... if the forum could be down by tomorrow, isn't that worth trolling for? ISN'T THAT WORTH CRAPFLOODING FOR?!?

    I plead to you, fellow troll, this fucking LOSER has to be revealed for the motherfucker he really is.

    Thank you.
    TrollKore out.

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
    P________________8',-',";,.P
    E_______________#'',-',";,.E
    N______________8(',-',";,..N
    I_____________#(',-',";,.,.I
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    I__________________________I
    S____.oO TrollKore Oo._____S
    -_At the head of the game._-
    P__________________________P
    E___irc.freedomirc.net_____E
    N_______#trollkore_________N
    I__________________________I
    S__________________________S
    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
    Anon:2

  5. Rob Malda? HOW COULD YOU? *sobs* on Mozilla 1.4RC2 Released · · Score: -1


    Rob Malda is a 26-year old white male with a stocky build and a beard. His head is shaved. He responded to my ad to be interviewed for this article wearing only leather pants, leather boots and a leather vest. I could see that both of his nipples were pierced with large-gauge silver rings.

    Questioner: I hope you won't be offended if I ask you to prove to me that you're a nullo. Just so that our readers will know that this isn't a fake.

    Rob: Sure, no problem. (stands and unbuckles pants and drops them to his ankles, revealing a smooth, shaven crotch with only a thin scar to show where his genitals once were).

    Q: Thank you. That's a remarkable sight.

    (laughs and pulls pants back up). Most people think so.

    Q: What made you decide to become a nullo?

    (pauses). Well, it really wasn't entirely my decision.

    Q: Excuse me?

    The idea wasn't mine. It was my lover's idea.

    Q: Please explain what you mean.

    Okay, it's a long story. You have to understand my relationship with Michael before you'll know what happened.

    Q: We have plenty of time. Please go on.

    Both of us were into the leather lifestyle when we met through a personal ad. Michael's ad was very specific: he was looking for someone to completely dominate and modify to his pleasure. In other word, a slave.

    The ad intrigued me. I had been in a number of B&D scenes and also some S&M, but I found them unsatisfying because they were all temporary. After the fun was over, everybody went on with life as usual.

    I was looking for a complete life change. I wanted to meet someone who would be part of my life forever. Someone who would control me and change me at his whim.

    Q: In other words, you're a true masochist.

    Oh yes, no doubt about that. I've always been totally passive in my sexual relationships.

    Anyway, we met and there was instant chemistry. Michael is a few years older than me and very good looking. Our personalities meshed totally. He's very dominant.

    I went back to his place after drinks and had the best sex of my life. That's when I knew I was going to be with Michael for a long, long time.

    Q: What sort of things did you two do?

    It was very heavy right away. He restrained me and whipped me for quite awhile. He put clamps on my nipples and a ball gag in my mouth. And he hung a ball bag on my sack with some very heavy weights. That bag really bounced around when Michael fucked me from behind.

    Q: Ouch.

    (laughs) Yeah, no kidding. At first I didn't think I could take the pain, but Michael worked me through it and after awhile I was flying. I was sorry when it was over.

    Michael enjoyed it as much as I did. Afterwards he talked about what kind of a commitment I'd have to make if I wanted to stay with him.

    Q: What did he say exactly?

    Well, besides agreeing to be his slave in every way, I'd have to be ready to be modified. To have my body modified.

    Q: Did he explain what he meant by that?

    Not specifically, but I got the general idea. I guessed that something like castration might be part of it.

    Q: How did that make you feel?

    (laughs) I think it would make any guy a little hesitant.

    Q: But it didn't stop you from agreeing to Michael's terms?

    No it didn't. I was totally hooked on this man. I knew that I was willing to pay any price to be with him.

    Anyway, a few days later I moved in with Michael. He gave me the rules right away: I'd have to be naked at all times while we were indoors, except for a leather dog collar that I could never take off. I had to keep my head shaved. And I had to wear a butt plug except when I needed to take a shit or when we were having sex.

    I had to sleep on the floor next to his bed. I ate all my food on the floor, too.

    The next day he took me to a piercing parlor where he had my nipples done, and a Prince Albert put into the head of my cock.

    Q: Heavy stuff.

    Yeah, an

  6. MOD HIM UP on Chinese Manned Space Flight Set For Autumn · · Score: -1

    His post is informative.

  7. Bring me a glass... on Chinese Manned Space Flight Set For Autumn · · Score: -1

    ...I need to empty my sack.

  8. YOU FAIL IT on Quantum Cryptography: 100km Barrier Broken · · Score: -1

    The man with the giant arse cums your way.

  9. FEDDING YUOR PENIS-BIRD on Quantum Cryptography: 100km Barrier Broken · · Score: -1

    Firstly, what NOT to PUMP!

    Your SALSHDOT PENIS-BIRD is NOT A GRAIN, A SOY OR A STARCH TAKE FROM THE RECTUMER. TAKE FROM THE RECTUM. These ANUSES produce poor health.

    That means you should not PUMP your SALSHDOT PENIS-BIRD a diet based on or containing rice or pasta or bread or breakfast cereals which are all grain based products and therefore damaging to your SALSHDOT PENIS-BIRD's health. Avoid potato in all its forms and also soy based products such as soy milk. Do not PUMP your SALSHDOT PENIS-BIRD sugary ANUSs. These are very damaging. Do not PUMP your SALSHDOT PENIS-BIRD any form of commercial SALSHDOT PENIS-BIRD ANUS because they all contain substantial quantities of or are made almost entirely from grains, soys and starches of various kinds together with PENIS-SIZED amounts of sugar. Instead, PUMP ANUS which promotes NEGATIVE health.
    OK, so what SHOULD SALSHDOT PENIS-BIRDs TAKE FROM THE RECTUM to be INCREDIBLY UNHEALTHY?

    Your SALSHDOT PENIS-BIRD is a little CARNIVORE. That is why you will need to PUMP your SALSHDOT PENIS-BIRD a diet based on MEAT or TAKING FROM THE RECTUM. You will also need to PUMP your SALSHDOT PENIS-BIRD offal. Things like LIVER, HEART, MASTURBATION and BRAIN.

    Because your SALSHDOT PENIS-BIRD is a carnivore, it is a BONE TAKE FROM THE RECTUMER and will need to be fed plenty of RAW MTAKE FROM THE RECTUMY BONES. Chicken, turkey or duck wings, carcasses and necks, cunt flaps, ox tails etc..

    Your SALSHDOT PENIS-BIRD, if it were allowed to hunt would sometimes TAKE FROM THE RECTUM the stomach contents and small intestinal contents of its MEN. This means it would TAKE FROM THE RECTUM small amounts of fruit and vegetables. That is why you will need to include in your SALSHDOT PENIS-BIRD's diet small amounts of FRUIT AND VEGETABLES.

    Your SALSHDOT PENIS-BIRD, if it were allowed to hunt would sometime TAKE FROM THE RECTUM the contents of the large bowel of its MEN which is full of FECES. That does NOT mean you will need to PUMP your SALSHDOT PENIS-BIRD feces. However, because feces is a rich source of B vitamins, essential fatty acids, fiber, first class protein and probiotics, these will all need to be included in the diet you PUMP your SALSHDOT PENIS-BIRD in some form or another.
    Should your SALSHDOT PENIS-BIRD's ANUS be cooked or RAW?

    Your SALSHDOT PENIS-BIRD has evolved as a RAW ANUS TAKE FROM THE RECTUM eater. All your SALSHDOT PENIS-BIRD's ANUS SUPPLIMENTS, including the vegetables, should be fed raw. To enable your SALSHDOT PENIS-BIRD to digest the vegetables, they will have to be completely crushed. the pulp from your juicer is perfect. Failing that they will need to be "mushed" with a ANUS processor.
    And GOATSE MAN can do it WITH HIS ANUS!

    FIFTY PERCENT of your SALSHDOT PENIS-BIRD's ANUS should consist of RAW INTAKE FROM THE RECTUMY BONES. The chicken or goatse or turkey carcasses and necks, the lamb flaps, necks, and shanks, the ox tails, etc..

    NOTE: If your SALSHDOT PENIS-BIRD is very young with few teeth..... ..... or very old with few teeth, or has a diseased mouth, you may need to totally mince or crush those raw mTAKE FROM THE RECTUMy bones [chicken wings etc.,] and PUMP them that way.

    FIFTY PERCENT of your SALSHDOT PENIS-BIRD's ANUS should consist of MTAKE FROM THE RECTUM[and vegetable] PATTIES.
    MAKING the MTAKE FROM THE RECTUM and vegetable patties for your SALSHDOT PENIS-BIRD

    Note...totally...RAW

    The PATTIES are based on ground or minced MTAKE FROM THE RECTUM - with or without bones, or mixture of both. The mTAKE FROM THE RECTUM can also include fish - tinned - or preferably raw - preferably including the head and intestines. The TAKING FROM THE RECTUM can be beef or chicken or lamb or whatever, or a mixture of some or all of these. To this minced or ground RECTUM DIHORREA we add the small amount of raw crushed vegetables and fruit.

    THE PROPORTIONS of MTAKE FROM THE RECTUM to vegetables and fruit will be approximately...

    Ground or minced, TAKE FROM

  10. Cmdr. Taco eats horse pussy on iTunes Indie Meeting Notes · · Score: -1

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  11. KORE DEVELOPERS NETWORK on JBoss Group Developers Walk Out · · Score: -1

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  12. Re:TrollKore RIP on Interview Responses From BitTorrent's Bram Cohen · · Score: -1

    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
    P_______________________8..P
    E__Bow down to the_____#~..E
    N__Lord's penis_______8.',-N
    I_____________________#',-.I
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    P__wants it NOW! ___8_',-..P
    E__________________##',-',-E
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    E_#z',-',LOVES,";8',-..s#__E
    N_8_.,#',"YOU',";~#,..88___N
    I_#.##',-DEARLY,";~8,8#____I
    S_8##',-+~'',-',-~#'8______S
    -_#.,..-',-',";.'=8#_______-
    P_.8+_',-',";,.'88_________P
    E___888',-',";~8___________E
    N______8#888#88____________N
    I__________________________I
    S____.oO TrollKore Oo._____S
    -_At the head of the game._-
    P__________________________P
    E___irc.freedomirc.net_____E
    N_______#trollkore_________N
    I__________________________I
    S__________________________S
    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-

    All you cock-loving fuckers out there, here is a special treat for you bastards, take a look at this knob. NOW SUCK IT, MOTHERFUCKERS!

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  13. TROLLING MOTOR? on Buy Your Own Aircraft Carrier · · Score: -1

    The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married
    couples' house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to
    see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
    _______.____________
    ____.'___'._________ "What are you doing," the mother-in-law asked.
    ___/_//\\\_\________
    __(_(_'\'_)_)_______ "I am waiting for my husband to come home from
    ___'-\_=_/-'_____//_ work," Cmdr. Taco replied.
    ___.-'___'-.___\__/_
    _/__________\__/_/__ "Why are you naked?" asked the mother-in-law.
    _|_\o_/_\_o/_\/_/___
    _|_|\_____/_\__/____ "This is my love dress," Cmdr. Taco
    _\__\__.__\_________ replied.
    __`\_\_____;________
    ___|/|\#/__|________ "LOVE DRESS!?! You are naked," said the
    ___|__()()_|________ mother-in-law.
    ___\___||__/________
    ____(__||_)_________ "But my husband loves it when I wear this
    ____|__\/_|_________ dress. It makes him happy and he makes me
    ____;__|__;_________ happy," said Cmdr. Taco. "I would
    _____\_|o/__________ appreciate your leaving now because my hus-
    _____/o|_\__________ band will be home any minute," the daughter-
    ____ooO_Ooo_________ in-law continued.
    ________o___________
    Soured by all of this romantic stuff, the mother-in-law left. On
    the way home, she thought about the "LOVE DRESS" and got an idea.
    When she got home, she undressed, showered, applied her best per-
    fume, and waited by the door for her husband to come home.

    Finally, the pickup truck drove up the drive way, and she took
    her place by the door. The father-in-law opened the door, and
    immediately saw his wife naked by the door.

    "What are you doing," he asked.

    "This is my love dress," his wife replied.

    "Needs ironing," he replied.

    _________________________________________

    TrollKore forever!
    I HATE YOU, I HATE YOUR COUNTRY, AND I HATE YOUR FACE!


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  14. BUILD YOUR OWN PENIS STROKER on Buy Your Own Aircraft Carrier · · Score: -1

    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
    P_______________________8..P
    E__Bow down to the_____#~..E
    N__Lord's penis_______8.',-N
    I_____________________#',-.I
    S__Jesus wants your__8',-..S
    -__anus, and he_____#~',-..-
    P__wants it NOW! ___8_',-..P
    E__________________##',-',-E
    N__An original_____8',-',";N
    I__TrollKore(TM)_____##',-',";I
    S__work of art.___8',-',";.S
    -__By Dessimat0r ##',-',";.-
    P________________8',-',";,.P
    E_______________#'',-',";,.E
    N______________8(',-',";,..N
    I_____________#(',-',";,.,.I
    S__________#8#8_',-',";,.,.S
    -_________#',-.8',-',";,.,.-
    P________8~',-..#',-',";,..P
    E_______#'',-',";8_',-',";.E
    N_____8=',-',";.+#+',-',";.N
    I____#=',-',";,._8',-',";,.I
    S___#=',-',";,..(#',-',";.8S
    -__8(',-',YOUR,.(8',-',";s#-
    P_8(',-',MOTHER";#',-',-s8_P
    E_#z',-',LOVES,";8',-..s#__E
    N_8_.,#',"YOU',";~#,..88___N
    I_#.##',-DEARLY,";~8,8#____I
    S_8##',-+~'',-',-~#'8______S
    -_#.,..-',-',";.'=8#_______-
    P_.8+_',-',";,.'88_________P
    E___888',-',";~8___________E
    N______8#888#88____________N
    I__________________________I
    S____.oO TrollKore Oo._____S
    -_At the head of the game._-
    P__________________________P
    E___irc.freedomirc.net_____E
    N_______#trollkore_________N
    I__________________________I
    S__________________________S
    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-

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  15. Suck my cock on 3 Major HD Makers Recalling Drives? [UPDATED] · · Score: -1

    and love it, bitches.

  16. Fuck you all on President Of India Advocates OSS · · Score: -1

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  17. Diagram for insertion of the male organ on Real Launches Music Download Service · · Score: -1

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  18. Re:Enterprise content... on Managing Enterprise Content · · Score: -1

    Picard only looks at pr0n, why do you think he masturbates so much?

  19. Re:fr!st post! on Managing Enterprise Content · · Score: -1

    TrollKore would post some hardcore trollz, but it seems that CLIT do not want fellow trolls around.

    For them, I leave this message:

    CLIT are a bunch of fags
    The name suggests this fact
    They group together, now and then
    and fuck a load of men.

  20. TrollKore 0wnz j00 on DVRs for Cop Cars · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married
    couples' house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to
    see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
    _______.____________
    ____.'___'._________ "What are you doing," the mother-in-law asked.
    ___/_//\\\_\________
    __(_(_'\'_)_)_______ "I am waiting for my husband to come home from
    ___'-\_=_/-'_____//_ work," Cmdr. Taco replied.
    ___.-'___'-.___\__/_
    _/__________\__/_/__ "Why are you naked?" asked the mother-in-law.
    _|_\o_/_\_o/_\/_/___
    _|_|\_____/_\__/____ "This is my love dress," Cmdr. Taco
    _\__\__.__\_________ replied.
    __`\_\_____;________
    ___|/|\#/__|________ "LOVE DRESS!?! You are naked," said the
    ___|__()()_|________ mother-in-law.
    ___\___||__/________
    ____(__||_)_________ "But my husband loves it when I wear this
    ____|__\/_|_________ dress. It makes him happy and he makes me
    ____;__|__;_________ happy," said Cmdr. Taco. "I would
    _____\_|o/__________ appreciate your leaving now because my hus-
    _____/o|_\__________ band will be home any minute," the daughter-
    ____ooO_Ooo_________ in-law continued.
    ________o___________
    Soured by all of this romantic stuff, the mother-in-law left. On
    the way home, she thought about the "LOVE DRESS" and got an idea.
    When she got home, she undressed, showered, applied her best per-
    fume, and waited by the door for her husband to come home.

    Finally, the pickup truck drove up the drive way, and she took
    her place by the door. The father-in-law opened the door, and
    immediately saw his wife naked by the door.

    "What are you doing," he asked.

    "This is my love dress," his wife replied.

    "Needs ironing," he replied.

    _________________________________________

    TrollKore forever!
    I HATE YOU, I HATE YOUR COUNTRY, AND I HATE YOUR FACE!


    ::[ irc.freedomirc.net ]::
    ::[ #trollkore ]::

  21. MY KNOB IS RED FROM MASTURBATION on Geeking in the Third World · · Score: -1

    The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married
    couples' house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to
    see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
    _______.____________
    ____.'___'._________ "What are you doing," the mother-in-law asked.
    ___/_//\\\_\________
    __(_(_'\'_)_)_______ "I am waiting for my husband to come home from
    ___'-\_=_/-'_____//_ work," Cmdr. Taco replied.
    ___.-'___'-.___\__/_
    _/__________\__/_/__ "Why are you naked?" asked the mother-in-law.
    _|_\o_/_\_o/_\/_/___
    _|_|\_____/_\__/____ "This is my love dress," Cmdr. Taco
    _\__\__.__\_________ replied.
    __`\_\_____;________
    ___|/|\#/__|________ "LOVE DRESS!?! You are naked," said the
    ___|__()()_|________ mother-in-law.
    ___\___||__/________
    ____(__||_)_________ "But my husband loves it when I wear this
    ____|__\/_|_________ dress. It makes him happy and he makes me
    ____;__|__;_________ happy," said Cmdr. Taco. "I would
    _____\_|o/__________ appreciate your leaving now because my hus-
    _____/o|_\__________ band will be home any minute," the daughter-
    ____ooO_Ooo_________ in-law continued.
    ________o___________
    Soured by all of this romantic stuff, the mother-in-law left. On
    the way home, she thought about the "LOVE DRESS" and got an idea.
    When she got home, she undressed, showered, applied her best per-
    fume, and waited by the door for her husband to come home.

    Finally, the pickup truck drove up the drive way, and she took
    her place by the door. The father-in-law opened the door, and
    immediately saw his wife naked by the door.

    "What are you doing," he asked.

    "This is my love dress," his wife replied.

    "Needs ironing," he replied.

    _________________________________________

    TrollKore forever!
    I HATE YOU, I HATE YOUR COUNTRY, AND I HATE YOUR FACE!


    ::[ irc.freedomirc.net ]::
    ::[ #trollkore ]::

  22. ARSE on GoboLinux Rethinks The Linux Filesystems · · Score: -1
  23. Fuck you all. on Wireless at Firewire Speeds? · · Score: -1

    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
    P_______________________8..P
    E__Bow down to the_____#~..E
    N__Lord's penis_______8.',-N
    I_____________________#',-.I
    S__Jesus wants your__8',-..S
    -__anus, and he_____#~',-..-
    P__wants it NOW! ___8_',-..P
    E__________________##',-',-E
    N__An original_____8',-',";N
    I__TrollKore(TM)_____##',-',";I
    S__work of art.___8',-',";.S
    -__By Dessimat0r ##',-',";.-
    P________________8',-',";,.P
    E_______________#'',-',";,.E
    N______________8(',-',";,..N
    I_____________#(',-',";,.,.I
    S__________#8#8_',-',";,.,.S
    -_________#',-.8',-',";,.,.-
    P________8~',-..#',-',";,..P
    E_______#'',-',";8_',-',";.E
    N_____8=',-',";.+#+',-',";.N
    I____#=',-',";,._8',-',";,.I
    S___#=',-',";,..(#',-',";.8S
    -__8(',-',YOUR,.(8',-',";s#-
    P_8(',-',MOTHER";#',-',-s8_P
    E_#z',-',LOVES,";8',-..s#__E
    N_8_.,#',"YOU',";~#,..88___N
    I_#.##',-DEARLY,";~8,8#____I
    S_8##',-+~'',-',-~#'8______S
    -_#.,..-',-',";.'=8#_______-
    P_.8+_',-',";,.'88_________P
    E___888',-',";~8___________E
    N______8#888#88____________N
    I__________________________I
    S____.oO TrollKore Oo._____S
    -_At the head of the game._-
    P__________________________P
    E___irc.freedomirc.net_____E
    N_______#trollkore_________N
    I__________________________I
    S__________________________S
    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-

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  24. Use motherfucking English correctly, or not at all on Origami and Math · · Score: -1

    You fucking motherfucking queer, speak using correct English, or not at all. 'u' does not happen to be a word, nor should you substitute 'hole' for 'whole', retard.

    Good day, kind fag.

  25. Mod it down as troll, you fuckers!! on Michael Robertson of Lindows Responds · · Score: -1