"Our study shows that the claw was used as a climbing crampon..."
Check it out ladies!!! Introducing the new and improved CRAMPON!!!
Are you sick of not having cramps during periods(!) when you're not experiencing PMS?
Are you sick of not sticking foreign, artificial objects in your hummina-hummina during non-PMS periods(hah!)?
Well, your prayers have been answered by the new, easy-to-use CRAMPON, the only tampon designed to induce cramps!
The CRAMPON can be used 24/7, 365 days a year!
If you order within the next 10 minutes,we'll throw in a bonus CRAMPON for no extra charge and as an added bonus a free BARBED applicator.
- Velociraptor bad at being snuggly pet.
- Velociraptor bad at Survivor immunity challenges.
- Velociraptor bad at surviving mass extinctions.
- Velociraptor bad at playing the good guy, just for once, in a movie
"Just because you are morally outraged at the fact that species such as humanity have used violence for millions of years to curb socially inadequate behaviour..."
I'm amazed! I realize that most creationists will say that that the earth has been around for only several thousand years, but I don't think that any subject matter expert has ever come close to the "millions" of years that humanity has used violence, let alone EXISTED!!!
Disclaimer: Scientologists may continue to believe that they were nobles 50 trillion years ago, instead of being Schmelig, the peasant boy who was run over by a manure cart 42 years ago.
"Mind you, there is a rumor that AIDS was a rogue virus that escaped from some American lab. Does the scientist know what he's dealing with?"
My guess is that the scientist is dealing with just that, a RUMOR. And apparently he's got you for company in the rumor mongering business.
Since you're an expert in the science of rumorology, my best friend's cousin's wife's brother's son has informed me that this rogue virus' name is bogabogabus bullshitus
Make sure you spread that around when the./ editors dupe this story in about 5 hours and 43 minutes.
"For those that don't know, KDE is a graphical desktop environment used to access your computer's files."
Thanks GeoffP for your brilliant insight on this mysterious KDE beast. Do you think it will ever be widely used or accepted? While you're at it, could you explain to us n00bs what "computer files" are? My friend says they're little leprechauns living in my computer. Is he right? If so, what do they eat?
Seriously though, this has to be dumbest, most condescending line I've read since, well, yesterday.
The Earth has been changing constantly for millions of years and will continue to change past our existence.
Thank you. I'll paraphrase what George Carlin had to say about this: "We don't need to save the Earth. The Earth doesn't need saving. The Earth isn't going anywhere. WE are."
I thought it said "Google Includes NASCAR Results. That could be kind of nice, as you would be able to do a search on "Dick Trickle" (the driver, not the condition)and actually get referred to non-STD sites.
Chris Pirillo gives us the lyrics to the much anticipated Gnomedex song:
"Gnomedex: Ponzi casts a hex, Gnomedex: balance and checks,
Gnomedex: Hundreds of techs, Gnomedex: total blog-o-plex,
Gnomedex: PowerPoint decks, Gnomedex: many rubbernecks,
Gnomedex: special effects, Gnomedex: y equals x,
Gnomedex: truly respects, Gnomedexspirit reflects,
Gnomedex: geeky execs, Gnomedex: nerdannosaurus rex,
Gnomedex: nothing..."
So Chris, before making your plea for someone to write music to accompany your *brilliant* lyrics, how's about you come up with lyrics that don't totally suck ass?
Back in my senior year of high school (wow, 4 years already
Oh, bite me, would you? Just because some of us have been out of HS for a few, ahem, months longer than you doesn't make us old. Why in my day, I used to walk 10 miles barefoot in the snow, uphill both ways just to get to school. We then had to chop up some firewood to get the one-room schoolhouse up to a comfy 20 degrees, Fahrenheit! Our lunch consisted of dirt and, man, were we glad to get it. So, please just spare me your smugness, you lil whippersnapper.
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I understood everything up to "Felix the Cat"
I apologize folks, but if the headline comes across as an incoherent ramble, what is the motivation to RTFA?
"Our study shows that the claw was used as a climbing crampon..."
Check it out ladies!!! Introducing the new and improved CRAMPON!!!
Are you sick of not having cramps during periods(!) when you're not experiencing PMS?
Are you sick of not sticking foreign, artificial objects in your hummina-hummina during non-PMS periods(hah!)?
Well, your prayers have been answered by the new, easy-to-use CRAMPON, the only tampon designed to induce cramps!
The CRAMPON can be used 24/7, 365 days a year!
If you order within the next 10 minutes,we'll throw in a bonus CRAMPON for no extra charge and as an added bonus a free BARBED applicator.
ORDER YOURS TODAY!!!!
- Velociraptor bad at being snuggly pet.
- Velociraptor bad at Survivor immunity challenges.
- Velociraptor bad at surviving mass extinctions.
- Velociraptor bad at playing the good guy, just for once, in a movie
To summarize: Velociraptor BAD!!!!
Windows Vista Leaks ... Again!
Well, dump it in the trash and try not to get any on you.
"Just because you are morally outraged at the fact that species such as humanity have used violence for millions of years to curb socially inadequate behaviour..."
I'm amazed! I realize that most creationists will say that that the earth has been around for only several thousand years, but I don't think that any subject matter expert has ever come close to the "millions" of years that humanity has used violence, let alone EXISTED!!!
Disclaimer: Scientologists may continue to believe that they were nobles 50 trillion years ago, instead of being Schmelig, the peasant boy who was run over by a manure cart 42 years ago.
"How do you defend a ship against torpedoes?"
Just send some dolphins equipped with poison darts against them!
"Mind you, there is a rumor that AIDS was a rogue virus that escaped from some American lab. Does the scientist know what he's dealing with?"
./ editors dupe this story in about 5 hours and 43 minutes.
My guess is that the scientist is dealing with just that, a RUMOR. And apparently he's got you for company in the rumor mongering business.
Since you're an expert in the science of rumorology, my best friend's cousin's wife's brother's son has informed me that this rogue virus' name is bogabogabus bullshitus
Make sure you spread that around when the
MPAA: It appears that in your desire to spread this movie, you broke some laws.
The Accused: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
"For those that don't know, KDE is a graphical desktop environment used to access your computer's files." Thanks GeoffP for your brilliant insight on this mysterious KDE beast. Do you think it will ever be widely used or accepted? While you're at it, could you explain to us n00bs what "computer files" are? My friend says they're little leprechauns living in my computer. Is he right? If so, what do they eat? Seriously though, this has to be dumbest, most condescending line I've read since, well, yesterday.
The Earth has been changing constantly for millions of years and will continue to change past our existence.
Thank you. I'll paraphrase what George Carlin had to say about this: "We don't need to save the Earth. The Earth doesn't need saving. The Earth isn't going anywhere. WE are."
"...a much more exotic object harbouring a very massive black hole."
This brings Uhura's "exotic" dance in Star Trek V to mind.
Gee, wonder how that happened.
I can't really tell by your post, but, uhm are you a chick?
'Cause if you are, would you, uhm, like to, you know, go out with me?
And in case you're not a chick, please disregard. You've obviously misinterpreted my post. It's an obscure Chicago Bears reference.
I thought it said "Google Includes NASCAR Results. That could be kind of nice, as you would be able to do a search on "Dick Trickle" (the driver, not the condition)and actually get referred to non-STD sites.
It said that all sales of OS/2 will end on the 23rd of December this year
Rats! There goes my holiday season although I suppose I could buy some copies on the 22nd as "presents" for the less desirable people on my gift list.
Please ensure you have bandwidth available before submitting yourself to the /. effect.
"Kinky" indeed.
would every /. reader please point at RMX and laugh for thinking Digital Rights Management applies to a non-Digital medium (i.e. a book)?
And please give Timothy and extra round of applause for accepting the story.
I think you meant to ask "When will I get burned by my copy of the 'Corporate' edition?"
Answer: Usually, immediately after installing it and, if you're really unfortunate, while installing it.
Cheers.
That's quite alright. I drive a Ford Taurus and you should see some of the abuse I've been taking.
Chris Pirillo gives us the lyrics to the much anticipated Gnomedex song:
"Gnomedex: Ponzi casts a hex, Gnomedex: balance and checks,
Gnomedex: Hundreds of techs, Gnomedex: total blog-o-plex,
Gnomedex: PowerPoint decks, Gnomedex: many rubbernecks,
Gnomedex: special effects, Gnomedex: y equals x,
Gnomedex: truly respects, Gnomedexspirit reflects,
Gnomedex: geeky execs, Gnomedex: nerdannosaurus rex,
Gnomedex: nothing..."
So Chris, before making your plea for someone to write music to accompany your *brilliant* lyrics, how's about you come up with lyrics that don't totally suck ass?
Back in my senior year of high school (wow, 4 years already
Oh, bite me, would you? Just because some of us have been out of HS for a few, ahem, months longer than you doesn't make us old. Why in my day, I used to walk 10 miles barefoot in the snow, uphill both ways just to get to school. We then had to chop up some firewood to get the one-room schoolhouse up to a comfy 20 degrees, Fahrenheit! Our lunch consisted of dirt and, man, were we glad to get it. So, please just spare me your smugness, you lil whippersnapper.
"There are three types of wild rats in New Zealand"
Because the domesticated rats are much more considerate....plus they're easier to milk.
I downloaded Opera twice; once for Linux and once for Windows. Now Opera may claim my two downloads just as such.
But, I sincerely hope they don't count me twice as being an Opera user. I just d/l'ed to watch some damn fool swim the Atlantic.
Why, Steve Jobs, of course.
Unless it's porn with llamas on a ferris wheel.