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  1. Institute of Mad Science on The Big Kerplop · · Score: 0

    Taken from an MST3K bit from Episode 1003: Merlins Mystical Shop of Wonders:

    Pearl: Attention, captive test subjects! The Institute for Mad Science has sent me my first experiment to inflict on you. Now let's do it right so I can get on to the real mad scientist stuff like the pulling heads off monkeys.

  2. Weather Forecasts on More on High-Altitude Balloonists · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Excuse me, I would like to see how correct you would be at forecasting the weather by appling your partial differential equations solving skills and see if you can solve multvariate equations with a slew of unknowns using wide resolution spacing and generalized approximations of how the atmosphere works....

    ...And do this BILLIONS of times per second.

    Numerical Weather Prediction has come a long way in the last 15 years, so stop complaining. Change to another forecaster if you don't like the one who "seems" wrong now....

  3. ~15 Billion Years Old? Puhlezze on Oldest Planet Ever Discovered · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    The world was created 6000 years ago and man was created in 6 days.

    Screw physics, the LAWRD told me so...

  4. You're all going to die down here on The Red Queen · · Score: 1

    //Red Queen Reference from Resident Evil//

    Just a side note, the red queen was added in the movie and is not featured in the PS or GC consoles.

    /mod_up

  5. HELLO CAPTAIN OBVIOUS, THIS IS EARTH! on OSCON Panel: SCO Lawsuit About the Money · · Score: 0

    n/t

  6. Real World Hyperlink for Goatse.cx? on Real-World Hyperlinks · · Score: 0

    What would that be?

  7. IPv6 on Filesharing Up 10% After RIAA Threatens Users · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Internet2 needs to be finalized.

    With IPv6, it would increase RIAA's work 3 fold.

  8. Flying Toasters on Screensaver Bug in Mac OS X · · Score: 0

    "Flying toasters are neat..."

    "oh look, a CLI flying toaster."

  9. External Forces on Protecting Cities from Hijacked Planes · · Score: 0

    Question: What if a real external force, say a change in pressure over an area (the very definition of force and cause of wind), **TURBULANCE** were you to "move" you into said "safe area"? What would happen then? Mother nature will work against you regardless of what algorithms you use.


    Also, couldn't the hijackers just hack into the algorith code and state that cities are fly zones and rural areas are not???

  10. Re:Space should be left to corperations on Leave Outer Space to the Millionaires · · Score: 0

    Let us not confused power with the term "ho".

    "Oh, twenty-something year old gal, I see your plight, you just wave your girly things and expect a reaction from us man-folk."

    Sadly, it works. Unless you're ghey.

  11. Methane on NEC Unveils Methanol-Fueled Laptop · · Score: 0

    Big Deal

    I run 5+ consecutive hours everyday on methane.

  12. Tab Browsing on Netscape 7.1 Released · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Thank Gawd for Mozillas' Tabbed Browsing.. Safari has this and it is handy..

  13. Ding! Ding! on X-Box Hackers Trying to Blackmail Microsoft? · · Score: 0

    All aboard to "Pound me in the ass" federal prison
    /office_space_ref

  14. QUAID! on Backscatter X-Rays Coming to Airports · · Score: 0

    Start the Reactor

    Gee, Slashdot has a "Total Recall" motif going on this week: First it was the Ice Caps on Mars, now the XRay concept, then what?

    Next will be fat women muttering incoherent speeches about twwwo Weeeks.

  15. 2008 on U.S. DoD Commits To IPv6 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Oh good.. So by 2008, you will be able to frag your neighbor over IPv6 with Duke Nukem Forever.

  16. Just for the hell of it on Mom Meets Linux - A Lindows 4.0 Review · · Score: 0

    Your mama is so not OS-Savvy, that she heard it was Chilly outside and grabbed a spoon and a bowl.

    /3rdgrade

  17. Re:Answer: on (When) Will Linux Pass Apple On The Desktop? · · Score: 0

    "Jov"

    Get a "Job" you lazy bum....

  18. Re:Holy Moly on Flight Simulator 2002 With 13 Monitors And 9 PCs · · Score: 0

    Can't go wrong with multiple monitors and Christopher Walken.

  19. Re:Holy Moly on Flight Simulator 2002 With 13 Monitors And 9 PCs · · Score: -1

    Yeah, I think this guy has more than "one" use for all the monitors....

    In other news... A man died today when sitting in front of his 13 monitors. The man apparently died when he became too exicited while watching porn on the 13 monitors and all his blood left from his brain to other appendages....

  20. Re:150 Mbit/s ... on 150 Mbit/s DSL. · · Score: 0

    With 150Mbit/s, I can finally finish my Goatse pr0n collection....

  21. Re:Beowulf cluster on Imagine a Beowulf Cluster of Penguin Computers · · Score: 0

    Can someone tell me what a Beowulf cluster is? I can't find the answer on Ask.com

  22. Re:Err... on QuarkXPress 6 For Mac OS X · · Score: 0

    This is in reference when the producers of Diablo II, from who I don't remember who right now, took their sweet ass time to produce a mac version..

    What is worse is that the company Quark does not care for the mac crowd.. That is why there is a time gap between when OS X was released and now the aformentioned release of Quark.

    What is even worse, QuarkXPress is a really good application, so we Mac users don't have much of a choice... That is until Adobe finishes InDesign which, hopefully, will blow QuarkXPress out of the water.

  23. Robert Englund as a Freddy Lizzard on "V" Sequel Coming to NBC · · Score: 0

    After the original V, Mr. Englund did Nightmare On Elm Street, NOES2,NOES3,NOES4,NOES5,NOES6,NOES7... And finally there will be a NOES8.. Freddy Vs. Jason coming later.. Clearly he is on a one way ticket to movie obsecurity.

    Yes, the original V was cheesy.. but what scifi isn't cheesy --- Look at the crap on SciFi -- Farscape............arg, /dead

  24. WHEN? on "V" Sequel Coming to NBC · · Score: 0

    I could not find *when* this will be showing?

    I remember I had a crush on Diana too and would role play her.. but alas, I'm a male and gay so maybe I was just being a fruit.

  25. Re:Resolution? on Samsung LTM295W 29" LCD Review · · Score: 0

    I agree.. Why on earth would you want to sit at a desk, most likely, *two* feet away from the display
    Why sit so close?!?!
    CAROL ANNE! CAROL ANNE! Geez....