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X-Box Hackers Trying to Blackmail Microsoft?

wumarkus420 writes "According to this article from CNet News, an anonymous X-Box security research team is threatening Microsoft: either release a digitally-signed official Linux bootloader or face the release of a new exploit that supposedly works without a modchip. While I doubt Microsoft 'negotiates with terrorists,' this should still turn out to be a good I-told-you-so if the exploit is verified." Sounds like a good way to end up in jail.

894 comments

  1. Morons by mao+che+minh · · Score: 5, Funny
    What a brilliant plan.

    "Reveal your trade secrets Gates, or we will set in motion a chain of events that will conclude with our incarcaration in a vile butt-slamming federal prison! We're warning you!"

    1. Re:Morons by GMontag · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Their fate has already been shown in the documentry Face/Off. Did you really think that was a production oil rig?

    2. Re:Morons by evilmonkey_666 · · Score: 1, Troll

      Not necessarily, they could anonymously publish it anonymously on freenet.

      (http://www.freenetproject.org)

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    3. Re:Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now if only we could do that with SCO :D

    4. Re:Morons by fobbman · · Score: 3, Funny

      There're not going to white color resort prison. No, no, no. There're going to Federal pound me in the ass prison.

    5. Re:Morons by k1llt1me · · Score: 5, Funny

      Their Australian... They already live in a penal colony. What do they have to lose...

    6. Re:Morons by questionlp · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't color be collar?

    7. Re:Morons by mikeophile · · Score: 4, Funny

      You are obviously not familiar with minimum security resort prisons.

    8. Re:Morons by SQLz · · Score: 3, Informative

      Are you an idiot? All they have to do is sign a binary to run on the hardware. There is no source code or anything involved in that, no giving away of trade secrets. Hint: aquire clue before posting.

    9. Re:Morons by questionlp · · Score: 1

      I understand the reference from "Office Space", but I though it was "white collar" instead of "white colo[u]r".

    10. Re:Morons by MoonBuggy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Err, did they do anything actually illegal? Last time I checked, installing linux on your own property and helping others to do the same was legal, as was giving the hardware manufacturer the opportunity to make it easier for the public to do what they want.

    11. Re:Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their Australian...what? Oh, you meant "they are" or "they're". I think.

    12. Re:Morons by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 3, Informative

      It probably is a violation of the DMCA -- since the "exploit" certainly involves getting around some built-in protection, which could easily be argued to be useful in copy protection.

      I support standard copyright, but it's things like this that explain why the DMCA is a bad law.

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      How can we continue to believe in a just universe and freedom to eat crackers if we have no ale?
    13. Re:Morons by k1llt1me · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Who needs spell checkers when we have tons of anal slashdot posters like you...?

    14. Re:Morons by ashitaka · · Score: 0

      Shouldn't color be collar?

      And while you're being a Spelling Nazi you should point out that "There're" should be "They're" as in: "They are going to prison" as opposed to "There are morons on Slashdot who can't spell and use poor grammer."

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    15. Re:Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. Didnt we already have a thread on the Xbox, and wasnt the conclusion that the owner of a piece of hardware has a right to make use of it, modify it, or otherwise dispose of it as they see fit?

      These people are giving MS a chance to NOT have them release code that might contribute to piracy, by MS releasing something that will give people back their choice - that will NOT contribute to piracy. And you can damn well bet they will post it via anonymous usenet remailers and there will be no more chance of tracking them down than your average penis-pill spammer.

    16. Re:Morons by iceT · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "Reveal your trade secrets Gates"

      Well, they didn't REALLY ask for any trade secrets. All they want is a boot-loader that is digitally signed so it can run on the xbox WITHOUT A MOD CHIP. They didn't ask MS how to MAKE a bootloader.. There is no loss of trade secret... only loss of control for the XBOX...

      I wonder what would happen in Microsoft released a LINUX kit for the XBOX, including a distro, and the works (a la Sony and the PS/2)... The loader could still be proprietary...

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      -- You can't idiot-proof anything, because they're always coming out with better idiots.
    17. Re:Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      "grammar" ;)

    18. Re:Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, but could they do so anonymously?

    19. Re:Morons by Frank+O.+File · · Score: 1

      The Office Space reference *did* say "collar", but I think your parent poster was implying that these resort prisons have a distinct lack of diversity about them... You know, you deal coke and you go to a resort prison for two years. You deal crack and you go to a pound-you-in-the-ass prison for 20.

    20. Re:Morons by Tuxinatorium · · Score: 4, Funny

      maybe, if they can anonymously do it anonymously

    21. Re:Morons by Tuxinatorium · · Score: 1

      that too...

    22. Re:Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "white color?" Are you implying something here?

    23. Re:Morons by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1
      Blackmail is illegal.

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      Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken - Tyler Durden
    24. Re:Morons by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 2

      Please don't get me wrong....I am not trying to be a troll here, but was just genuinely curious. I have followed these various threads about running Linux on the X-Box both on this site and other sites. The question I have to ask (and it probably has been asked before) is WHY DO YOU WANT TO DO THIS? Is this an effort to tell Bill Gates to stick it up his a** or just for the pure enjoyment of saying 'I did it!'(nothing wrong with that..). Can you get better games for LINUX to run on this console after modding it? Do you basically turn the box into a Linux PC? What next? How do you attach a keyboard, mouse, etc? Though I guess it would make a VERY HANDY server box. Already has an Ethernet connection on it.

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      You're messin' with my Zen Thing, man.....
    25. Re:Morons by Tyrdium · · Score: 1

      If I recall, the XBox uses USB for its controllers, or there's an adaptor out there...

    26. Re:Morons by cyborch · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Luckily the DMCA does not exist outside the US, and I will gladly host information on how to install linux on an x-box. That's not illegal here (Denmark).

    27. Re:Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DMCA applies to Australians now?

    28. Re:Morons by bryanp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Err, did they do anything actually illegal?

      Well, yes. Blackmail is illegal. As an example, If I call you and say "I know you've been cheating on your spouse, and I want you to do X or I'll tell your spouse." that is blackmail. It wouldn't be illegal to just call her up and say "Joe is cheating on you.", but once I make demands of you in exchange for my silence then it becomes blackmail.

      It may or may not be illegal for them to release a no-mod-chip exploit for the X-Box, it is definitely illegal for them to threaten to release one in exchange for concessions.

      (standard disclaimer, IANAL, yada yada yada)

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      "An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Col. Jeff Cooper
    29. Re:Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'd handle being a MythTV playback unit easily, for one.

    30. Re:Morons by SubtleNuance · · Score: 2, Informative

      The DMCA is the RESULT of a WIPO Treaty - Canada, EU, USA, Australia et al are all signators of that Treaty. Do some research - every nation *will* be enacting some form of DMCA to be in compliance w/ said Treaty.

      This is *not* a USA only issue, it is just that the Plutocrats in Washington were the most eager (and probably were the drivers (well, not the government, but their gold-buddy RIAA/MPAA/BSA pals...).

    31. Re:Morons by GlassUser · · Score: 1

      You missed the obvious "penile" joke too.

    32. Re:Morons by TheLastUser · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Remember the god ol days, when buying a product meant that you had some rights regarding how you used it?

      How come if I buy, say, a tennis raquet, and use it instead to play squash, nobody f**king cares. But if I take an Xbox and decide to use it play an open-source squash simulator, the gestapo will throw me into the aforementioned "vile butt-slamming federal prison".

      And for that matter, what's with all the "vile butt-slamming" in federal prisons? Can't we have some sort of 3 slaps law?

    33. Re:Morons by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 1

      If it does, will have to have an adaptor because the connector is not a standard USB connector.

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      You're messin' with my Zen Thing, man.....
    34. Re:Morons by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Morons on slashdot who can't use poor grammar?

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    35. Re:Morons by Idaho · · Score: 1

      Err, did they do anything actually illegal?

      Dunno in what country you are living, but where I live it is illegal to (try to) blackmail someone. If it can be proven you where the guy that tried to blackmail someone you're in big trouble, I'd guess (and rightly so)...

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      Every expression is true, for a given value of 'true'
    36. Re:Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Who needs spell checkers

      That's an easy one.

      > tons of anal slashdot posters like you...?

      Not really anal - it's just that I can speak and write English pretty well so it's irritating to see such obvious mistakes repeated again and again on this site.

    37. Re:Morons by Cloud+9 · · Score: 3, Funny

      The trick is, kick somebody's ass on the first day, or become somebody's bitch.

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      Karma: Dyn-o-mite!(mostly affected by Jimmy Walker reading your comments)
    38. Re:Morons by flacco · · Score: 2, Insightful
      There're not going to white color resort prison. No, no, no. There're going to Federal pound me in the ass prison.

      Actually the federal joints aren't all that bad in comparison to the state systems. that's where you find true mutant hell on earth.

      the abominable conditions found in prisons the world 'round plays a not insignificant role in my disillusionment with the human race. prisons are agents of the state, and to tacitly permit rape, murder, and assault on people under the control of the state is hideously wrong.

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    39. Re:Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "... incarcaration in a vile butt-slamming federal prison! We're warning you!"

      And now that sodomy is legal everywhere, you won't be breaking any further laws. Rejoice!

    40. Re:Morons by opti6600 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Peter Gibbons, you have lived a trite and meaningless life, and you are a bad, bad man!

    41. Re:Morons by garett_spencley · · Score: 1

      Yes and not only that but remember Jon Johansen? 15 year old kid in Norway indicted because of he wrote DeCSS which was a violation of the DMCA.

      Be careful because the Internet isn't turning out to be the borderless "space" that everyone thought. Apparently American laws do apply outside of the US.. when it comes to the Internet anyway.

      - Garett

    42. Re:Morons by Caraig · · Score: 1

      Remember, the criminals shipped to Australia were only the ones who got caught.

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      "I am an Adept of Tantric VAX."
    43. Re:Morons by PeteQC · · Score: 1

      I not sure because I lost the docs that came with the XBox, but I think that there is some kind of EULA that said that you're not allowed to do reverse engineering on your XBOX? It would not permit you to design the fabulous Linux for XBOX no? With or without the DMCA? No matter where you live?

      IANAL but I think that's not legal...

      Anyway, XBOX it's problably the only good thing that Microsoft did these last 5 years, so why don't you enjoy it for what it is???

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    44. Re:Morons by spudchucker · · Score: 1

      He said penal

    45. Re:Morons by cyborch · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Firstly, IANAL, and Danish, so excuse my poor translation of danish law.

      The danish copyright law can be found here. I could not find an english version of it but babelfish MIGHT help you out (not very likely as this is heavy legaleese - but it might be worth a try). It states in chapter 6A 75B that it is illegal to "sell, or posses with commercial intent, any means which only purpose is to easy illegal removal or circumvention of technical devices designed to protect a software program." BUT 75 C states that "[the above] does not apply to works and other creations et.al. which by contractual means are made available to the public in such a way, that the public has access to them on an individually chosen place and time."

      Excuse the poor english above - I'm trying to translate heavy legaleese.

      75C lets me release that circumvents copyright protection as long as I release it to the general public for them to aquire when they see fit - i.e. for free.

      I am not away of any DMCA treaty affecting EU, but I do know that Danish laws still supeceede EU laws in this matter. Hence, hosting the software made by this anonymous australian group is not illegal here.

    46. Re:Morons by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      Microsoft would be wise to release a castrated not-really-Linux kit for the X-Box, the way Apple did with MkLinux for the old Macintoshes.

      MkLinux wasn't really 'Linux' in the fact that it wasn't just additional files in the kernel source tree, that would enable people to download the kernel source and do builds the way it's done on other architectures. By doing so, Apple kept the classic Macintosh hardware more or less still secret. They took away a lot of the motivation for hackers to dig deep into the Apple hardware and reveal much more low level tech data.

      Microsoft could release a binary-only thing for the Linux crowd that'd let the gas out of the push to develop a fully disclosed loader.

      Not that they probably care. What segment of the X-Box market are we talking about here? 1% or less?

    47. Re:Morons by geekee · · Score: 1

      Do you really believe these hackers didn't look at the original MS BIOS code when they came up with their Liinux hack? MS's trade secret's have alreay been stolen. And now they're using them to blackmail MS.

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    48. Re:Morons by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Funny

      X-Box Hacker 1 to X-Box Hacker 2: "This is a crazy plan. We're going to wind up in prison."

      X-2 to X-1: "Yeah, but it's white collar prison. They even have conjugal visits."

      X-3: "These conjugal visits you speak of...."

      Actually, technically speaking, I suppose "pound-me-in-the-ass" prison also includes conjugal visits.

    49. Re:Morons by cyborch · · Score: 1

      uhm, I don't own an xbox, I didn't agree to any EULA. Do MS actually LICENSE the xbox to people rather than sell it to them?

    50. Re:Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was a nice run-on sentence.

    51. Re:Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yeah okey, so Australia is full of stupid people.

      Then again, I might have gotten myself caught as well. "They're sending me where?! Alright, one way ticket out of rainy, fucking England!"

    52. Re:Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you're saying is that not only are all the people in Australia descendants of criminals, they're only descended from the stupid ones?

    53. Re:Morons by JGag21 · · Score: 1

      Quit saying Anonymously in there!!!

    54. Re:Morons by flok · · Score: 1

      Ha, wait until SCO succeeded in their evil plan!

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    55. Re:Morons by Master+Bait · · Score: 1

      I doubt that, but turnabout is fair play.

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      "Only in their dreams can men truly be free 'twas always thus, and always thus will be."
      --Tom Schulman
    56. Re:Morons by laird · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think that what they proposed is pretty reasonable. A signed binary Linux bootloader would allow people to run Linux on their X-Box, without releasing any information that would allow people to bypass the signing process that protects X-Box game sales.

      Of course, the "or we'll release an exploit" part isn't as friendly, but that's probably the only way that that feel that they can get a response from Microsoft after (supposedly) being ignored in their attempts to communicate.

    57. Re:Morons by lostchicken · · Score: 1

      1. Because it's cool.
      2. Beucase it's something we aren't supposed to do.

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    58. Re:Morons by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 1

      Actually, in pound-me-in-the-ass prison it's usually the white guys getting the pounding...

      Tim

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      Omnia vestra castrorum habetur nobis.
    59. Re:Morons by Rip!ey · · Score: 1

      Which might be a relevant fact were blackmail occuring.

      A group of XBox hackers, who may well live in placed where reverse engineering products is legal (for compatibility etc), have found a way to run Linux on the XBox without a modchip. The method used will also assist with running pirated games, but this is *clearly* not the intended use. To this end, the group have asked Microsoft to release a signed Linux boot loader. This will achieve the exact same result, whilst allowing Microsoft to help address the issue of piracy.

      They have informed Microsoft that further development and an eventual release will occur, should they decline the offer to assist. If further development and an eventual release is a legal right for those concerned, then no laws are broken.

      A key issue here is that the only people breaking any laws, will be those who are subject to the provisions of the DMCA, and who also obtain\distribute\use the end result.

      And you know who that is don't you. God bless America.

    60. Re:Morons by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So, let me see if I have this "reasonable" request straight. Let's check the points...

      - Microsoft is asked to release a free operating system bootloader to allow people who bought VIDEO GAME systems to use things other than the game software they are entitled to use.

      - Microsoft is selling XBOX systems at a loss (or near loss) and hoping to recoup some of their money on expensive software.

      - The hacker types want them to do this in order to run an operating system that's not only free, but is in direct competition with Microsoft's bread and butter operating system market?

      Am I summing that up pretty well?

      - Oh yes, if they don't provide a free bootloader, the hackers will release a mod that allows you to (presumably) boot unsigned programs, be it linux, or (probably) copied games.

      N.

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      "Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence." - Charles de Gaulle
    61. Re:Morons by BadDream · · Score: 1

      But what if you call and say:
      I know you cheated on your wife, and if you dont tell her...

      I will.

      Is that blackmail? Or is it just giving you a warning and opportunity to take the correct step?

      --
      No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife between the shoulder blades will seriously cramp his style.
    62. Re:Morons by Thuktun · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, yes. Blackmail is illegal.

      On that note, here's an interesting paper on the subject of blackmail and its illegality:

      The Crime of Blackmail: A Libertarian Critique

      The thing is, is it truly blackmail that's being described here? Blackmail implicitly involves secrecy between the two parties, because it is the threat of breaking that secrecy which constitutes blackmail.

    63. Re:Morons by Chmarr · · Score: 1

      The controller is standard USB, with a special connector, and one extra line that is used for feedback for light-guns.

      (Information paraphrased from "Hacking the X-Box"

    64. Re:Morons by mikolas · · Score: 1

      If the EULA is in contradiction with the local law in most of the European countries (like here in Finland), then the local law will supercede EULA. So basically, in Finland you can crack the copy protection of XBox, given the restrictions of local law. This goes for copy protected CDs also as you are allowed to do personal copies _and_ transform the format of the original (like, ripping CDs to MP3).

    65. Re:Morons by mackstann · · Score: 1

      You don't even need to speak and write English "pretty well."

      The "their" vs. "they're" vs. "there" thing is covered in elementary school isn't it?

    66. Re:Morons by anonymous+loser · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's only a DMCA violation if it is circumventing the protection in order to violate a copyright.

      Clearly, they are trying to boot linux on the machine (that's what they're asking for from MS) a.k.a. reverse-engineering to develop compatible system, which is explicitly allowed by the DMCA even if they are circumventing copy protection.

      I'd provide a link to the relevant section of the law which states this, but I'm pretty lazy and someone else can use the karma.

    67. Re:Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ever thought about non americans????
      a mate was exchange student in america
      after 2 month in school the first teacher asked why he had a little accent
      he is from switzerland and had a little english in school (2 years less then 3 hours a week)
      this should thell books about the american education system
      so stop beeing a jerk because you can't expect a lot more from the american school system and because it is a international read site

    68. Re:Morons by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      There's nothing illegal about developing a Linux version that runs on hardware it was never intended to run on.

      The whole issue here is somebody threatening a company with releasing destructive code unless the company does what they wish.

      I really don't see the reason for a big uproar over making Linux run on the X-Box anyway? To me, Linux is promising because it already runs on so much hardware. You can practically take an old PC out of anyone's trash can or closet, put Linux on it, and make it useful again. Why spend $149 or more for an X-Box, which has numerous barriers to ease of installation of Linux anyway, and opt to use that as your Linux box? it's a *game console*, and in my mind, is best treated as such.

      Next thing you know, they'll be trying to sell conversion kits to make your screwdrivers into drills and hammers.

    69. Re:Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why people announce stuff is beyond me. They should have just released the exploit because there is no way MS is going to cooperate with anyone.

    70. Re:Morons by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 1

      Good enough for me! A few years down the road when I can find one at a yard sale for a few bucks, I wouldn't mind getting another one (X-box that is) and attempting to set it up as a small file server to keep my extra stuff on. Maybe by then, there will be a legal Linux distro out on that system or they will be so commonplace that MS won't bother shutting then down....

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    71. Re:Morons by SurgeonGeneral · · Score: 1

      thats an entirely different case. I guess you didnt read the definition of blackmail, posted in the thread right baove yours... Bust out your dictionary.

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    72. Re:Morons by bigmase521 · · Score: 0, Troll
      Are you an idiot? All they have to do is sign a binary to run on the hardware. There is no source code or anything involved in that, no giving away of trade secrets. Hint: aquire clue before posting.

      Hint #1: acquire concept of spelling before calling someone an idiot.

      Hint #2: Preview comments (whilst calling someone an idiot) for spelling errors before posting

      Hey, it only makes sense ;-)

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    73. Re:Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. I also think it says something very basic about the regime that controls those prisons. Based on the conditions in its prisons, the USA would rank with the third world states, not the first world ones. I'm always amazed by how much violence and abuse is tolerated in the USA prison system. It seems to have almost grown out to be an important part of the punishment, i.e. you're not only getting locked up, we let psychos do with you what they want. Ugh...

    74. Re:Morons by NTmatter · · Score: 1

      Is it really blackmail though? Supposing that their exploits are genuine, they've given Microsoft the choice of creating their own solution. Contrast this with unilaterally releasing an exploit.
      My choice of metaphor is as follows: I offer to pull you from a burning building. You can reach for my hand, or you can choose to burn. I won't lose anything either way.

      So, Microsoft can choose to help itself by releasing a signed bootloader with its own license agreement, and retain some semblance of control over its hardware, or it can just fry. Is giving Microsoft the option to have control over its own fate blackmail? I say nay. Of course, it's still probably a violation of the DMCA though. Could it escape through the reverse-engineering clause on the grounds that it's providing some functionality for broader compatibility where it was not previously available? (BTW, IANAL)

    75. Re:Morons by Beckman · · Score: 1
      You should call is extortion.

      "The X makes is sound cool." --Bender

    76. Re:Morons by Nugget · · Score: 1
      It is absurd that you equate not supporting linux with burning to death.

      It is also very myopic that you seem oblivious to the fact that not supporting linux is the option Microsoft has chosen. To prevent them from being able to retain this choice denies them "the control over their own fate" that you claim to want them to have.

    77. Re:Morons by yerricde · · Score: 1

      Why spend $149 or more for an X-Box, which has numerous barriers to ease of installation of Linux anyway, and opt to use that as your Linux box?

      Because it can display video on an ordinary TV. A TV may not be as sharp as an XGA monitor, but it's one hell of a lot bigger. TV output is one of the reasons that I got into console software development.

      conversion kits to make your screwdrivers into drills

      I thought a rotary tool such as one made by Dremel could be used as both a screwdriver and as a drill.

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    78. Re:Morons by EndlessNameless · · Score: 1
      ***prisons are agents of the state, and to tacitly permit rape, murder, and assault on people under the control of the state is hideously wrong***

      We already explicitly permit coercion (good behavior = early release), theft (confiscation), and homicide (death penalty) as punishments, so what's wrong with implicitly permitting the above?

      You don't go to maximum security state or federal prisons for running over your neighbor's dog or shoplifting a candy bar. Besides, as long as people *know* that those things go on, they're accepting the risk when they commit a felony anyway.

      Besides, I have a family member who is a retired prison guard (though it wasn't a maximum security facility)... trust me, they have enough to worry about without managing quality-of-life for felons, many of whom are dangerous in close quarters... at least the ones who would try the above-mentioned activities. Prison guards *never* forget that they are severely outnumbered from the time they step in the building until the time they leave.

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    79. Re:Morons by FireAtWill · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Help me out....

      A) While it might be a fun hack to find a way to run Linux on an X-Box, why would anyone want M$ involved? As soon as it's approved, it's no longer an interesting hack.

      Okay, maybe a killer game is released only for the Lin-X-Box. So now Linux is supporting M$ hardware sales?

      B) Why should Bill Gates care if such 'exploits' are released? Such an thing can't become a real success until there's a major (read: sue-able) distribution point.

    80. Re:Morons by NortWind · · Score: 4, Insightful
      ... to allow people who bought VIDEO GAME systems to use things other than the game software they are entitled to ...

      I don't think you understand what it means to own something. If I were to buy an Xbox, I could legally use it as a boat anchor, a footwarmer, or to run any software I wish to run on that computer. It's only a video game system if you choose to use it to play video games.

      ...and hoping to recoup some of their money on expensive software.

      Microsoft can hope all they like, but buying an Xbox doesn't legally compel the buyer to get even one game. You can buy it and smash it just to admire the the pieces if you want. That's your right as the owner.

      The hacker types want them to do this in order to run an operating system that's not only free, but is in direct competition

      Yes. Why shouldn't they be able to run their legal software on hardware they own? You don't have to sign a EULA to buy an Xbox.

      ... if they don't provide a free bootloader, the hackers will release a mod that allows you to (presumably) boot unsigned programs...

      That's the deal they are offering. They are saying "Let us run legal software that we have a fair use right to run on our own hardware, without compromising your security system *or* we will allow any software to be run whether it is signed by MS or not."

    81. Re:Morons by NortWind · · Score: 1
      Hint #2: Preview comments (whilst calling someone an idiot) for spelling errors before posting

      Hey, if misspelling in a Slashdot post were a crime, only criminals would, er, um, post on Slashdot with mispelling?

    82. Re:Morons by UberMagik · · Score: 1

      I asked for No salt no salt

    83. Re:Morons by ruprechtjones · · Score: 1

      Blackmail implicitly involves secrecy between the two parties, because it is the threat of breaking that secrecy which constitutes blackmail.

      So on that note, could this be defined as extortion, as opposed to blackmail?

      --
      Kip Hawley is an idiot.
    84. Re:Morons by jonhuang · · Score: 1

      Give me a key to your house!! I know a secret way into your house!! IF YOU GIVE ME A KEY I WILL NOT BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE!

    85. Re:Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no

    86. Re:Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If *I* buy it, *I* obtain the right to modify it (as long as I don't try to *steal* anything (and I am definitily *not* doing that when I'm trying to install another OS onto *anything* I bought)) to my liking.

      To prohibit *any* adaptation by the buyer (of the device) would like trying to prohibit buyers to add a country or football-specific-flag to their cars : It does not change anyting to the cost or income of the company that suplied the device (nor to their rights to whatever software that is executed on it), but does infringe the freedom of choice of their customers.

      In short : The company does not loose *anything*, unles it calculated their income on selling the device cheap, and recovering that cost by selling aditionally requerements (like software :-) at an elevated cost.

      Ofcourse, I am convinced that the above (tying customers to an piece of "hardware"( will never happen ... (No, really ! :-)) )

    87. Re:Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hmm.
      Besides, I have a family member who is a retired prison guard (though it wasn't a maximum security facility)... trust me, they have enough to worry about without managing quality-of-life for felons

      If your family member was aware of and did nothing to stop prison rapes while acting in her/his custodial capacity, he/she is an unconvicted sex offender as an accessory to rape.

      Nice folks you associate with?

    88. Re:Morons by cyt0plas · · Score: 1

      Because it's a really cheap, innoculuous(probably misspelled) looking machine. Furthermore, ms LOSES MONEY on each and every one. I find a microsoft subsided linux machine tempting, to say the least. Besides, it's good when you need to sneak a packet sniffer into a realitvly secure space. Very few people suspect an Xbox.

      --
      Contact Me (got tired of viruses emailing me).
    89. Re:Morons by NTmatter · · Score: 1

      To clarify, they can have Linux support forced down their throats when the exploits are released, or they can support Linux in the manner of their own choosing. In the latter case, it's Microsoft's perogative to support linux as poorly as they'd like.

    90. Re:Morons by Stunning+Tard · · Score: 1

      My choice of metaphor: Shoot yourself in the foot or we'll shoot you in the head.

    91. Re:Morons by ottawanker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your points are somewhat valid, but let's reword it a little.

      If I were to buy an Xbox, I could legally use it as a boat anchor, a footwarmer, or to run any software I wish to run on that computer.

      This should read: If I were to buy an Xbox, I could legally use it as a boat anchor, a footwarmer, or to run any software I CAN run on that computer.

      If I wanted to, I could use my computer as a ski-boat, but it just won't float without any modifications. If I somehow figure out how to make it float and hook an engine up to the back, more power to me. But if I can't, I don't see how I can blame Dell.. and I don't see why Dell would be interested in my ski-boat modification. If I wanted to, I should be able to sell my ski-boat modification on my own though.

    92. Re:Morons by Nugget · · Score: 1

      *much* better! This one actually seems to convey the crux of the issue.

    93. Re:Morons by Mjec · · Score: 1

      They're Australian... They already live in a penal colony. What do they have to lose...

      As an Australian I find that remark very true.

      --
      "But everyone should know everything." -markab
    94. Re:Morons by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 1
      That would be a good example, if I didn't already own the X-Box. Let's revise your example to make it correct.

      You just sold me your house, except you only gave me keys to go in some of the rooms of the house through only the front door. I just found out how to crack all the locks to let me into my own house. If you don't give me the key to my backdoor then I'll tell everyone else you've done this to how they can get into their own houses

      You're saying like Microsoft still owns the X-Box. If they want to sell it at a lose, fine. Whose fault is it that they assume I want to buy enough games to make up for them selling the box too cheap?

      --
      Stop the Slashdot effect! Don't read the articles!
    95. Re:Morons by aminorex · · Score: 1

      And exactly what law do you think is
      being broken, in this instance?

      --
      -I like my women like I like my tea: green-
    96. Re:Morons by intermodal · · Score: 1

      Therein lies your problem...you bought a dell rather than building your own and using a ski boat for a case. My computer I built from components, and I used an Apache attack helicopter as a case. Don't let those people at Dell sell you short like that!

      --
      In SOVIET RUSSIA... erm...NSA AMERICA, the Internet logs onto YOU!
    97. Re:Morons by aminorex · · Score: 1

      No. It's not blackmail. It's an offer to
      restrain a legal behaviour in exchange for
      a compensatory benefit. The hackers have every
      right to release their method for booting,
      but they are willing to forego doing so, if
      Microsoft will provide a signed boot loader.

      --
      -I like my women like I like my tea: green-
    98. Re:Morons by aminorex · · Score: 1

      It's not destructive code. It's a means of booting
      linux, which is a constructive act.

      The X-Box is great because you can pick them up dirt
      cheap, they stack nicely, and their power consumption
      is low.

      I use one as a mail server, another as a file server,
      another as a web server, another as a firewall,
      and a fourth as a spare for whichever of the
      other three breaks down. Now I can reboot the
      web server without interrupting my wife's use
      of the web, or email, and I don't have to run
      a bunch of 300w power supplies to do it.

      You can pick up X-Boxes used for cheap, too.
      I got 4 for less than $350. I plan to get more
      too, for MAME, for running alternate OSen,
      for dedicated MP3/Ogg streaming, and to run
      FreeVo, perhaps? I'm not sure yet, but with
      boxes so cheap, I can afford to experiment.

      --
      -I like my women like I like my tea: green-
    99. Re:Morons by Vindicator9000 · · Score: 1

      I bet it still won't float :)

    100. Re:Morons by flacco · · Score: 1
      You don't go to maximum security state or federal prisons for running over your neighbor's dog or shoplifting a candy bar. Besides, as long as people *know* that those things go on, they're accepting the risk when they commit a felony anyway.

      If you honestly accept that rationale: You are scum.

      Besides, I have a family member who is a retired prison guard (though it wasn't a maximum security facility)... trust me, they have enough to worry about without managing quality-of-life for felons, many of whom are dangerous in close quarters... at least the ones who would try the above-mentioned activities. Prison guards *never* forget that they are severely outnumbered from the time they step in the building until the time they leave.

      i have no particular hard feelings toward your family member, since prison employees are essentially mindless actors in a horrid, pre-existing system. presumably your family member doesn't abuse his position.

      --
      pr0n - keeping monitor glass spotless since 1981.
    101. Re:Morons by flacco · · Score: 1
      you're not only getting locked up, we let psychos do with you what they want.

      exactly. it's simply a routine execution of cruel and unusual punishment via unofficial agents of the state (ie your psychopathic rapist cell-mate).

      but fairness and civility are far less important than keeping the mindless, bleating, indentured laboring classes in their place.

      --
      pr0n - keeping monitor glass spotless since 1981.
    102. Re:Morons by remusrm · · Score: 1

      This linux on anything bullshit gotta stop, soon my bike can have linux, come on. If I get a xbox i would not want damn linux on it. Why? Just get a damn 133 mhz with 128 ram from ebay for like 50 bucks and u set. This geekness went way to far, I really think this must stop, and they should be put in jail. Those are one purspose machines. I do not see anyone from BestBuys or Circuit City asking for the next version of linux on xbox, hell linux on anything. This is not linux bashing, but this is way too far, really.

    103. Re:Morons by theedge318 · · Score: 1

      Blackmail laws just seem confusing. I mean how is SCO's lawsuit against IBM not Blackmail. It was bascially give us a gajillion or we'll sue you.

      Sorry its been too long since the last Slashdot SCO article to totally infuriate me.

      I am excited that this hack might get us one step farther than the habibi 007 game card/solder/flash. I hope that the hack will let you run a Knoppiz or Gentoo CD from an unmodded xbox, which would be quite likely if there is a flaw in the dashboard.

      If M$ is careful they could sell a bootable linux DVD. And since there is the DVD lock, you would only be able to run the OS, and not be able to take the disc out of the drive ... and therefore would not be able to play games from DVD (although you could dl them to the HDD) ... thus we get easy bootable DVD-based linux on the Xbox and M$ gets to continue charging lisence fees for the platform games.

      --
      Sig Nazi- "No Sig for you, come back 1 year."
    104. Re:Morons by steeviant · · Score: 1

      "This geekness went way to far, I really think this must stop, and they should be put in jail."

      For wanting to run Linux on the Xbox? or for offering to refrain from releasing code that will allow anything to run on the Xbox, signed or not. In return for a signed OS loader?

      These guys may be acting unethically, but they can not yet be proven to have broken any laws. If and when they release an exploit that allows unsigned content on the Xbox, they may have violated the DMCA, but that only applies if they are in the US.

      Most other countries rightly allow consumers the freedom to modify things that they paid for in any way they see fit, providing it does not endanger the safety of other people.

    105. Re:Morons by stephanruby · · Score: 1
      ***prisons are agents of the state, and to tacitly permit rape, murder, and assault on people under the control of the state is hideously wrong*** "so what's wrong with implicitly permitting the above"

      Permitting rape, assaults, and murder in the prison system is wrong because it goes against the principles of protection (protection of society), deterrence, rehabilitation, and vengeance. Those principles are the four cornerstones of punishment.

      In the case of rape, there will be three kinds of inmates. The first kind will the ones who get raped. The second kind will be the ones who perform the rape. And the third kind will be ones who never get raped. So in the end, you end up punishing some, rewarding others, and inducing others still to seek the protection of a gang. And assuming you want all the felons to suffer as much as possible, especially the rapists, I don't think this is the most elegant solution.

      "Besides, I have a family member who is a retired prison guard...(though it wasn't a maximum security facility)... trust me, they have enough to worry about without managing quality-of-life for felons,"

      I realize the safety of the prison guard is important, and obviously any change to the system would take their safety into account. But if you're asking me to trust you, or if you're asking me to trust prison guards to do their job, don't count on it, I don't even trust postal workers to their job. I am certainly not going to trust prison guards to put my interests as a private citizen in front of their interests as governmental employees.

    106. Re:Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is anyone ever going to explain what that means? Must be some US sport analogy...

    107. Re:Morons by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If *I* buy it, *I* obtain the right to modify it (as long as I don't try to *steal* anything (and I am definitily *not* doing that when I'm trying to install another OS onto *anything* I bought)) to my liking.

      Well, first, I'd make sure MS EULA for the software on the XBox doesn't prevent you from modifying it. That's a contract - you may not like it, it may be unfair, but you choose to enter into it when (if) you bought an XBox. Don't like the EULA - don't buy an XBox. (Yes, I know there are various limitations on EULA/contract terms)

      You can still modify the hardware (paint the case, glue on decorations), which you own, vs the software, which you license.

      To prohibit *any* adaptation by the buyer (of the device) would like trying to prohibit buyers to add a country or football-specific-flag to their cars : It does not change anyting to the cost or income of the company that suplied the device (nor to their rights to whatever software that is executed on it), but does infringe the freedom of choice of their customers.

      If you're saying a software license infringes on your freedom of choice, OK, but what about the rights of the software developer? Which are paramount?

      Before you answer, consider this - the GPL is a license which requires releasing changes back to the community (except for some specific cases) - does that infringe on my freedom of choice to chose to use the code to create a product and not share the changes? I'm prevented from using something in any way I see fit by the copyright holders - even when my doing so does not change the income or costs to those copyright holders.

      In short : The company does not loose *anything*, unles it calculated their income on selling the device cheap, and recovering that cost by selling aditionally requerements (like software :-) at an elevated cost.

      welcome to the world of marketting - give them a razor so you can sell them the blades every month.

      --
      I'm a consultant - I convert gibberish into cash-flow.
    108. Re:Morons by NortWind · · Score: 1
      I'd make sure MS EULA for the software on the XBox doesn't prevent you from modifying it. That's a contract...

      EULA stands for "End User License Agreement." When you install Microsoft software, you are often forced to click on "Ok". Some people claim that this is entering into an agreement.

      However, when you buy an Xbox, you do not sign anything, click anything, or interact with Microsoft in any way whatsoever. You put your money down on the counter, and the nice clerk at the store sells you an Xbox from the store's inventory. The store bought the Xbox from Microsoft, or some other intermediate dealer. Your transaction with the store is complete when the salesperson closes the cash drawer.

    109. Re:Morons by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      EULA stands for "End User License Agreement." When you install Microsoft software, you are often forced to click on "Ok". Some people claim that this is entering into an agreement.

      However, when you buy an Xbox, you do not sign anything, click anything, or interact with Microsoft in any way whatsoever. You put your money down on the counter, and the nice clerk at the store sells you an Xbox from the store's inventory. The store bought the Xbox from Microsoft, or some other intermediate dealer. Your transaction with the store is complete when the salesperson closes the cash drawer.


      Considering you've recieved something of value (an XBox) in exchange for money, I'd say you probably entered into a contract with MS when you made the purchase.

      --
      I'm a consultant - I convert gibberish into cash-flow.
    110. Re:Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The xbox does have a EULA its in the dashboard under settings i dont remember it but im sure the whole run unsigned/copied programs on xbox is not allowed

    111. Re:Morons by Matthaeus · · Score: 1

      <obligatory>
      But a Microsoft product would float...if it were being sold as a boat anchor.
      </obligatory>

    112. Re:Morons by BoysDontCry · · Score: 1

      So anytime you buy something, you've signed an invisible contract? Get real.

    113. Re:Morons by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      So anytime you buy something, you've signed an invisible contract? Get real.


      Well, I never said everything you buy comes with an invisible contract. However, if it comes with a license agreement and you use the product, then I'd say you entered into a contract whether or not you signed anything. For example, nobody signs anything when they d/l GPL's software, but the license is pretty clear about rights granted and limitations on use *if* they use the software.

      --
      I'm a consultant - I convert gibberish into cash-flow.
    114. Re:Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Actually, in pound-me-in-the-ass prison it's usually the white guys getting the pounding...

      No, it's the small guys, weak guys, scared guys. If you're 5'4", 120lb and your cell mate is 6'4" 250lb and he wants a piece of your ass, I don't think it's going to matter what color you are.

    115. Re:Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't need the GPL to permit use, in fact it even says so.

      If you comply with it, it grants an automatic license to redistribute, but that's not an "invisible contract"--redistribution was already flatly prohibited by copyright law. In contrast, an EULA is an attempt to deprive you of rights you already have as the buyer.

    116. Re:Morons by AlternateSyndicate · · Score: 1
      Why shouldn't they be able to run their legal software on hardware they own?

      Because Microsoft disallows it. It is not legal to bypass Microsoft's security; the legality of the software you wish to run on the system is irrelevant. Like it or not, you're stuck (legally) with running Microsoft-approved software. Most people are fully aware of this when they buy an XBox.

      They are saying "Let us run legal software that we have a fair use right to run on our own hardware, without compromising your security system *or* we will allow any software to be run whether it is signed by MS or not."

      Of course you realize that "fair use" as a legal concept doesn't even apply at all here. Microsoft has no legal obligation or general reason to sign Linux. The XBox-Linux folks have no legal way to distribute their product (in the US).

      This entire project and their interactions with the media and Microsoft are a black eye to Linux users everywhere.

    117. Re:Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > ever thought about non americans????

      Uh...yeah, I'm English. I regularly think about non-Americans. I never mentioned the American school system - I simply mentioned English. (Your story doesn't suprise me!)

    118. Re:Morons by NortWind · · Score: 1
      It is not legal to bypass Microsoft's security; the legality of the software you wish to run on the system is irrelevant. Like
      it or not, you're stuck (legally) with running Microsoft-approved software.


      There are three ways around the Microsoft signing that I have heard about. One is the mod chip approach, where you put a chip you buy into a box you buy. A second approach is the solder blob, which allows you to reflash the BIOS of the Xbox, allowing you to run it as a normal computer. A third approach involves only the use of a save game file from a certain game. Any of these approaches will allow you to run unsigned software which you have legal rights to run.


      You are not bypassing Microsoft's security unless you try to run their signed software illegally. I'm not advocating that at all. Any of these methods (as I understand it) mean you will lose the technical ability to run signed software, which is the tradeoff that you, as the owner of an Xbox, would have to make. However, since you can get a much better Linux preloaded computer for only a few more dollars, it really seems like an intellectual or legal excersize.


    119. Re:Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yer missin' the point.

      We'll be able to play m.a.m.e.

      On the TV.

      Real Donkey Kong - not that colecovision or N64 crap.

      Think of it, man!

    120. Re:Morons by biglig2 · · Score: 1

      I agree, it sounds more like negotiation.

      "I'm going to do X, which will achive result A but have side-effect B. A I want to happen very much; B is unfortunate but I can live with it, although it'll hurt you more.
      Hey though, if you do Y, that will achieve result A but not B, and ther'll be no point in me doing X. What do you think, is now a good time for you to do Y?"

      --
      ~~~~~ BigLig2? You mean there's another one of me?
    121. Re:Morons by shaitand · · Score: 1

      "who bought VIDEO GAME systems to use things other than the game software they are entitled to use."

      Last I checked I am ENTIITLED to use my video game system for anything I damn well please. Which includes wiping my arse with it on public television (might get in trouble on other accounts but perfectly within what I'm entitled to), and running linux on my game system, my toaster, or any other piece of equiptment which I own that I care to.

      "- Microsoft is selling XBOX systems at a loss (or near loss) and hoping to recoup some of their money on expensive software."

      Not the consumers problem, and irrelevant besides, since running linux on your xbox does not make you any more or less likely to run xbox games. After all, generally if you intended to run linux exclusively why the hell would you have bought an xbox? oh and there's a another way of saying "near loss", near loss is "making money but we want MORE MORE MORE", or more simply, PROFIT.

      "- The hacker types want them to do this in order to run an operating system that's not only free, but is in direct competition with Microsoft's bread and butter operating system market?"

      Do you realize that microsoft making decisions on this basis would be illegal? Microsoft is a convicted monopoly, they cannot support their OS division with their other products or the other way around anymore. They lost that right when it became about keeping a monopoly rather than keeping up or a step ahead of the competition.

      "- Oh yes, if they don't provide a free bootloader, the hackers will release a mod that allows you to (presumably) boot unsigned programs, be it linux, or (probably) copied games."

      ok, I fail to see how this motivates Microsoft NOT to release the bootloader. Actually I think this is pretty kind of the hackers in question.

      After all, it's not like said mod would be illegal, since the security was reverse engineered legally and is not a copy protection mechanism (it's purpose isn't to prevent copys, it's to make people pay microsoft for signing... no dmca protection for M$ there).

    122. Re:Morons by shaitand · · Score: 1

      ummm you do understand that as a consumer you have no legal obligation to run only microsoft signed binaries right?

      And they hack they are kindly giving microsoft a chance to prevent is perfectly legal since the xbox bootloader is not a copy protection scheme and therefore not covered under the DMCA. It's exactly what you said, a system microsoft has put in place in hopes that companies will have to pay them to get programs to run on the xbox.

    123. Re:Morons by shaitand · · Score: 1

      The GPL is not the same thing, it does not take away any right I would have if I recieved a copy or something to which someone else owns the copyright, rather it loosens the restrictions which copyright law puts in place automatically.

      A EULA is something untested in court (there is no reason to think that MS EULA is legal at all, it's not a matter of restrictions on them, it hasn't been determined that any of them anywhere are legal!). That MS EULA adds additional restrictions you must adhere to before you are allowed to use your copyrighted material in ways that copyright law doesn't give a software vendor the right to restrict to begin with!

      Copyright law stops me from making a copy AND distributing it. I can make copies legally, just can't distribute them. It does not stop or restrict me in any way from using a copy I've recieved.

      Basically via this not yet proven legal method of "eula" microsoft is making up their own rights which are not given them by copyright law. Remember, copyright is a gift, not something which is considered "god given", the "god given" way is for everything created to go into the public domain as properly of the human race.

    124. Re:Morons by shaitand · · Score: 1

      ummmm you can't enter into a legal written contract without the opportunity to read said contract, in fact said contract has to deliberately be shoved in your face and made very very blatant.

    125. Re:Morons by shaitand · · Score: 1

      note, the EULA's technique, unlike the GPL, has yet to be determined legal, by anyone, anywhere.

    126. Re:Morons by shaitand · · Score: 1

      the xbox executable signing isn't copy protection software, reverse engineering/bypassing it isn't covered under the DMCA and thus legal regardless.

      A copy of an xbox game with every pit in the disc matched would play signing or no, the signing in no way prevents copies. The only thing it prevents is games being made that microsoft doesn't get a cut of the action from.... neither copyright law nor the dmca give microsoft a right to a cut of the action, the dmca is bad, but even it isn't as horrid as that.

      *wishes he hadn't said that as some M$ goon reads it and suggests to Mr. Gates that he lobby for a new bill.*

    127. Re:Morons by shaitand · · Score: 1

      ok that 133mhz is hardly comparible to the RISC chip in the xbox for starters.

      And you don't think anyone wants to run linux on anything (does anything include a pc? just curious). umm gee that's great, now go tell it to someone who actually gives a shit whether or not you personally like linux.

      Someone please rightfully moderate this guy offtopic, his comment has absolutely nothing to do with the topic. Unless someone changed it to an ask slashdot with the heading "What does slashdot think about this linux thing, and do you think it's a bad thing that it runs on more than one set of hardware?"

    128. Re:Morons by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 1
      You can still modify the hardware (paint the case, glue on decorations), which you own, vs the software, which you license.
      1) As others have pointed out, you do not license the software on the Xbox. That software is copyrighted, so you cannot legally duplicate it, but there is no agreement between the owner and Microsoft prohibiting the user from running any damn software they please, if they can figure out how to get it to run.

      2) I contend there is no software in an Xbox. There are logic chips which do certain things to the data on the disk, but that's it. Those logic chips are hardware, and I'm free to change the electrical connections internal to those chips (those connections make the so-called "ones" and "zeros" you software types talk about). If doing so causes the Xbox to play disks it otherwise would not play, that's none of Microsoft's business (pun intended).

      3) Even if #2 were true, the DMCA says that in the USA you're free to do #2, but you're not allowed to tell anyone how you did it, and nobody else can help you do it. So no Mod chips. And no releasing the information this group claims to have. If they follow through with their threat, they're criminals.

      4) Microsoft won't so much as acknowledge this group's existance, let alone comply with their demands. They know that a) few of their customers will bother using this information should it get out, and b) this information will get out even if they do release a signed Linux bootloader.

      --
      If all this should have a reason, we would be the last to know.
    129. Re:Morons by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      1) As others have pointed out, you do not license the software on the Xbox. That software is copyrighted, so you cannot legally duplicate it, but there is no agreement between the owner and Microsoft prohibiting the user from running any damn software they please, if they can figure out how to get it to run.

      Actually, the manual states the software is licensed and may not be reverse engineered except as permitted by law.

      Whether or not that license is enforcable is another argument. I contend that such licenses should be binding (at long as they are reasonable) and companies should be required to take back unopened software if a consumer refuses the license terms, or print the license on the box, so people can review it prior to purchase. If a license is not a legally binding contract unless you sign something, then things /.'s like, such as the GPL, become little more than a random collection of 0's an 1's.

      4) Microsoft won't so much as acknowledge this group's existance, let alone comply with their demands. They know that a) few of their customers will bother using this information should it get out, and b) this information will get out even if they do release a signed Linux bootloader.

      MS also has rhe resources to hunt them down and make their life miserable via court battles as well.

      --
      I'm a consultant - I convert gibberish into cash-flow.
    130. Re:Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This all xbox-linux affair looks moot to me: Why not go instead an buy a bleeding PC and be done with it? From my humble point of view, this has two advantages:

      a) You may run whatever OS or game or whatever software you fancy without go asking for permission to anybody;

      b) You don't give any money to M$ and/or their game developer cronies. They don't deserve it anyway.

      I hear Wal-Mart still sells some pretty good PCs with Linux preinstalled for less than $200...

  2. Microsoft would never negotiate with terrorists by mikeophile · · Score: 5, Funny

    They hate the competition.

    1. Re:Microsoft would never negotiate with terrorists by MrKinkade · · Score: 1

      So... Are they going to sue them, or buy?

    2. Re:Microsoft would never negotiate with terrorists by Surak · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The only reason that's funny is that it's true.

      WHy can't you get modded Funny *AND* insightful? :)

    3. Re:Microsoft would never negotiate with terrorists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't help but notice that Surak's email address is munged, even though he has one of the handy dandy, patented mailblocks.com accounts with challenge/response spam protection. I thought the whole point of c/r was that you didn't have to worry about munging your address anymore.

      Speaking of which, whatever happened with the Earthlink vs. Mailblocks litigation? Am I going to have to turn off my customers' TMDA or perhaps even face a lawsuit for patent infringement?

    4. Re:Microsoft would never negotiate with terrorists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WHy can't you get modded Funny *AND* insightful? :)


      Why do you need moderations to help understand what the post means?
    5. Re:Microsoft would never negotiate with terrorists by Sam+Lowry · · Score: 1

      I wonder why the parent was modded up as 'Funny' instead of 'Invofrmative'

    6. Re:Microsoft would never negotiate with terrorists by Nic-o-demus · · Score: 1

      Well mr. +5 Insightful, it looks like you just answered your own question.

    7. Re:Microsoft would never negotiate with terrorists by Surak · · Score: 1

      Because I used to have a different address in there and I've always had address munging since Slashdot introduced it as a feature, and I'm too lazy to turn it off.

  3. Ya, And.... by brakk · · Score: 1, Funny

    And give me all of Bill's money, or I'm going to hack into his bank account and take it!

  4. *slaps forehead and winces* by Bame+Flait · · Score: 5, Insightful

    These morons are just going to make the case for tougher enforcement and DRM.

    It's not a war we want - because (and not to be trite) everyone will lose. Throw these criminals in jail and get on with it.

    1. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by Centinel · · Score: 3, Insightful
      These morons are just going to make the case for tougher enforcement and DRM.

      Maybe the whole thing is a Redmond-sponsored false flag operation to provide Microsoft with an "example" in support its DRM lobbying efforts.

      Now, where did my roll of tinfoil go ...

    2. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by OrenWolf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Except that they aren't doing anything criminal.

      *unless* they require some portion of Microsoft's own code to reflash the BIOS (or in the resultant BIOS that is flashed), adding a drop of solder to my XBOX is *not* illegal. Running any software on my XBOX is *not* illegal. I own it.

      Where they would be "criminals" is if, and only if, they've stolen some MS proprietary code.

      And thankfully, the DMCA doesn't apply in Australia.

    3. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by EpsCylonB · · Score: 5, Funny

      if your tinfoil is in a roll and not already on your head then you are comprimised.

    4. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 1

      It's not a war we want - because (and not to be trite) everyone will lose. Throw these criminals in jail and get on with it.

      Ok fine throw them in jail, whatever. But please get the no-mod-chip hack from them first!!! ;-)

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    5. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes they are, it's called "blackmail".

    6. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish I could give you +1 obvious, because any person with some brains would know this is a kiddish move for action. What business in the world will listen to a bunch of over-joyed "punks". MS has a long history of being able to smooth the ignorant customers minds. This type of thing can be swept under the carpet, and geee will the DCMA having anything to say about this?

    7. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not blackmail if you do it in full public view.

    8. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Maybe the whole thing is a Redmond-sponsored false flag operation to provide Microsoft with an "example" in support its DRM lobbying efforts. "

      Maybe you're paid by Microsoft to sound like a conspiracy nut so we'll ignore this possiblity.

    9. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Show me where it says that!

      Blackmail is blackmail, public or private. /. is just chock full of tards. Welcome to the group.

    10. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by bofkentucky · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Tell that to Dimitri....

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    11. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by OrenWolf · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Yes they are, it's called "blackmail".
      A person is guilty of blackmail if, with a view to gain for himself or another or with intent to cause loss to another, he makes any unwarranted demand with menaces; and for this purpose a demand with menaces is unwarranted unless the person making it does so in the belief - (a) that he has reasonable grounds for making the demand; and (b) that the use of the menaces is a proper means of reinforcing the demand.

      Are we suggesting that everyone that threatens to release an exploit if a company doesn't patch a problem is a blackmailer?

      They're suggesting that they'll toss away their info if Microsoft doesn't make it *required* to use such means to use Linux. In other words, the party "that he has reasonable grounds for making the demand", because the exploit is a *legal* way to do what they want, and they're asking for another legal means to do what they want, or else they will release theirs.

    12. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by gearheadsmp · · Score: 1

      What if he was wanting to add more tinfoil to that already around his skull? Maybe 2 pounds of tinfoil would be enough to stop those pounding headaches. I mean, afterall he *is* the guy who cleans bird poop off the "radar equipment".

    13. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by statusbar · · Score: 1

      Most people don't realize that they need to use TIN foil, not ALUMINUM foil. There IS a difference.
      ... this is just your friendly paranoid delusional helpful comment of the day...
      --jeff++

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    14. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by Kedanoth · · Score: 2
      Ex.tor.tion
      n.
      Illegal use of one's official position or powers to obtain property, funds, or patronage.

      Last I checked, extortion is a crime.

    15. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by Pieroxy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, it is obviously illegal to play a DVD on your linux box. Even through you own:
      * Linux
      * The hardware
      * The DVD

      It is still illegal to watch a DVD on your box because the MPAA guys didn't grant a license to any software vendor that release a software DVD player for Linux. What is illegal is actually to circumvent the CSS encoding of DVDs without paying for it.

    16. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you people thought America was a free country... I suppose that makes me realize my own ignorance, since I live here and all...

    17. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by TheKey · · Score: 1

      People complain about how this is illegal all the time, but has anyone actually ever been busted for it?

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    18. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      Do you mean: Has DeCSS been declared illegal already?

      I think that's the whole point of the DMCA, so they'll get to it. Though I have to say I don't know for sure...

    19. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The whole Dimitri thing was yet more proof that corporate control of the government and the private citizen has gone too far. It's time to bomb biggest corporations to set an example. Let's hit all the oil companies first, then software companies that practice the unethical offense of restricting freedom by limiting their user's ability to copy and modify software.

    20. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by geekee · · Score: 1

      Back when a company called Exponential was making bipolar PowerPC chips, Apple decided not to use them. The clone makers wanted to use them. Exponential reverse engineered the BIOS to boot MacOS on their chip. Apple refused to allow the BIOS mods on competing motherboards. The cone makers couldn't sell Macs with the bipolar PowerPC and Exponential went out of business. Basically, if they're reflshing the BIOS, they've probably violated MS's copyright by creating a derivative work. I doubt they figured out how the box works without looking at the MS BIOS code.

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    21. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -And thankfully, the DMCA doesn't apply in Australia.

      wait until australia gets on the axis of evil list

    22. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      Bird poop?

      We're talking fried bird carcasses here, dude.

    23. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aah, that's where you are mistaken. You don't own EXCLUSIVE rights to it, just use rights.

    24. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And maybe you're a secret 5th columnist from the great unnamed corporation who's seeking a way to steal my Skittles!!!

      I'll beat you with a spoon, and take all your lederhosen!!! See if I don't!

    25. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you know that the mind-reading devices are in the tin foil.

    26. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by HunterZ · · Score: 1
      Running any software on my XBOX is *not* illegal. I own it.
      Knowing Microsoft, I doubt that. They probably made you agree to a shrinkwrap EULA that said that you didn't own the physical console, but rather the right to use it in ways that they have determined are allowable.
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    27. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by Hooya · · Score: 1
      and maybe you're paid by MS to tell the ../../poster that *s/he* is paid by MS to sound like a conspiracy nut so that we do ignore that possibility..

      but then maybe *i* am paid by MS to say that you were paid by MS to say the ../../poster was paid by MS... arrrrgh.. i will be needing my head back now.

    28. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      "and maybe you're paid by MS to tell the ../../poster that *s/he* is paid by MS to sound like a conspiracy nut so that we do ignore that possibility..'

      Yes, you have reverse engineered the formula of my joke. Kudos. ;)

    29. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What is illegal is actually to circumvent the CSS encoding of DVDs without paying for it."

      Uhm. That may be. But what if you *HAVE* paid for the DVD?

    30. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by meffie · · Score: 2, Informative

      Technically, the DMCA doen't make it illegal to circumvent the CSS encoding. Telling us how you did it could land you in a federal holding pen.

    31. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by jr87 · · Score: 1

      their is no tinfoil...

    32. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by MMaestro · · Score: 1

      To sum up this, virtually insane, attempt to blackmail Microsoft; I have to think this is motivated only by 'fanatical anti-Microsoft' people. Face it, pretty much EVERYONE here is anti-Microsoft. Who here has never wanted to take a shot at Bill Gates when Windows crashed and erased their 20-something page essay due the next day? But who here would -ACTUALLY- do it if they had the chance? Thats like shooting the president for raising taxes (which we all dream of doing).

    33. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 1

      Technically, the DMCA doen't make it illegal to circumvent the CSS encoding. Telling us how you did it could land you in a federal holding pen.
      Wow, so if I tell you to google for VideoLan client I'm breaking the law?
      What if I just gave away the link right here where anyone could see?

      FYI -- this also works under Windows, and is free. No, it doesn't have the same goofy skins as WinDVD Super-Dee-Duper-Pro. You watch your controller's skin, I'll watch the damn movie thankyouverymuch.

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    34. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by TheKey · · Score: 1

      Well, I mean, the "exploit" is a method that they discovered that makes installing Linux easy. As a side effect, it makes pirating extremely easy (not needing the use of a mod chip).

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    35. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by G-funk · · Score: 1

      And thankfully, the DMCA doesn't apply in Australia

      Erm, yes it does. I can't remember what it's called here, but it's part of several treaties, that we must enforce laws the same as any draconian "intelleactual property" laws that are passed in the US. To sell some grain and beef, uncle kev likes to touch his toes for uncle sam.

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    36. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      You own the DVD, but all the devices in which you can play them (legally) have paid a patent to the MPAA. Without this patent, it is illegal to distribute a piece of technology (soft/hard ware) that allow anyone to play a DVD.

      IANAL, but technically, it is not illegal for you to write a program that decrypt the CSS encoding, but it is illegal to distribute it or to help others to do so, which kind of defies the pourpose.... everyone would have to write their own software to read their DVDs on GNU/Linux ;-)

    37. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 1
      Kinda funny though, they would use a vulerability in their OS to make a case for DRM. That kinda flies in the face of their "Trusted Computing Platform".

      They even can't keep their gaming console secure. And all of the hardware configurations are exactly identical. And they wrote the dashboard.

      They were in charge of every aspect of production - hardware, software, etc.... There are no wierd variables to worry about (What if their chipset is made by blahblahblah and their processor is running at blahblahblah).

      Not programming a secure OS, forgivable, but not programming a secure gaming console? Whatever.

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    38. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      The FBI is on its way, watch out!

    39. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 1

      Hey, ya hear that noise behind ya? That's the Secret Service about to jump out and get ya.

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    40. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better start with the FSF. The GPL is nothing more than a document which restricts your ability to copy and modify GPL'd software.

    41. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by IGnatius+T+Foobar · · Score: 1

      If they require a portion of Microsoft's own code to reflash the BIOS, all they have to do is distribute the updater in a format that's missing the Microsoft code -- they just load that portion of the code from the existing BIOS, link it together at install time, and then reflash. As far as copyright is concerned, the program is an addition to the existing software.

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    42. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by WNight · · Score: 1

      I think a war is precisely what we want. The sooner, the better. Before people adjust to the idea of only being able to play movies on their DVD player, not being able to share music, or anything else. If it comes to a war now, people will notice. If it takes twenty years nobody will remember when we had freedoms.

      That said, I think these guys are doing the nice thing. They want to run Linux. They could just go ahead and release a method of doing that, but they know this would bug MS so they offer to let MS provide them with a way to do what they want, without enabling people to play copied games.

      For the record though, it's not extortion or blackmail. There's nothing illegal about it.

    43. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IANAL, but technically the DCMA in it's full form is not enforceable here in AU (but some of it's principles I'm sure could be b/c of the existing treaties), however this will not be the case if Australia and the US sign a free trade agreement. We will be required to make new, stronger legislation like the DCMA.

    44. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by Imperator · · Score: 2, Funny
      Well, it is obviously illegal to play a DVD on your linux box. Even through you own:
      * Linux
      * The hardware
      * The DVD
      Actually, SCO owns Linux, Microsoft owns your hardware, and the RIAA owns the DVD. All you own is the right to vote.
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    45. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you. Freedoms were meant for individuals, not corporations. If anything corporations shouldn't be allowed to do a damned thing without the approval of every citizen that they will affect. Why do you think the whole Aspartame fiasco went down when Rumsfeld was president of Searle? You stupid shit. You probably think your corporate masters actually care about you. Read up on the whole Nutrasweet mess and the coverup that is going on to hide the fact that Nutrasweet is poison. Did you know that Nutrasweet was originally going to be an ulcer medication? It took almost 15 years to get the FDA to approve it and that was only because one of Rumsfeld's lackies finally got into the FDA and basically gave it a stamp of approval even though there was tons of evidence linking Aspartame to brain tumors. If you want a safe sweetener that is natural. Try Stevia. It's 600 times sweeter than regular sugar, has no calories and has been used for hundreds of years with no ill effects in other countries. Only the US is stupid enough to blindly accept Nutrasweet and Equal as being fit for human consumption. The FDA tried very hard to suppress the info about Stevia. And even now, it's only allowed to sell as a "Nutritional Supplement". You can't legally call it a sweetener under the hand of the corporate cocksucking FDA. Searle and other corporations own our government. While you fucking jokers are going around thinking "corporation = good" "GPL and real individual freedom = bad" the corporations have been owning your sorry ass on every front. You asshole go around complaining about "big government" and saying that it needs to be cut back. But you have no problem turning a blind eye when your corporate masters manipulate the government to make a profit... to your detriment no less. Unless of course you are one of "them". If you are, my gun sight is on your fucking head.

    46. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by darc · · Score: 1

      Unless you live in Florida... *cough* 2000 elections *cough*

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    47. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by shaitand · · Score: 1

      This isn't blackmail... actually it's giving microsoft a last chance to do the half assed decent thing. The real decent thing would be to get rid of signing altogether. It has no more place on my xbox pc than my desktop pc.

    48. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by shaitand · · Score: 1

      ummm actually it's been so long since I felt that... no no, by the time I was far enough along in school that they gave us 20 pagers I was bright enough not to use windows anymore, sorry ;)

    49. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by shaitand · · Score: 1

      I hope M$ releases a boot loader. I will quickly release my FUD Bots (captured in a M$ attempt to kill Linus and reprogrammed) spreading beautiful FUD about how this shows Microsoft backing for linux.

    50. Re:*slaps forehead and winces* by shaitand · · Score: 1

      No, in florida they've got the right to vote, they just can't figure out how to poke a stick through a paper hole on the ballot.

  5. Pipedot. Geek news without the slant. by Speare · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You know, c|net did a pretty good job of covering the story without the scare-mongering, sensationalistic crap that this poster did. People could read the article and draw their own conclusions, rather than shepherding the flock to the appropriate anti-X rhetoric opinion.

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  6. wow... by awtbfb · · Score: 1


    I knew linux users could get obsessive, but I didn't realize it had reached this level...

    1. Re:wow... by notque · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I knew linux users could get obsessive, but I didn't realize it had reached this level...

      Have you ever actually read slashdot?

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  7. Bluff. by Squidgee · · Score: 5, Insightful
    They really think MS would release an official LINUX bootloader?! Of course not.

    THis is, plain and simple, a bluff. If they had a way to do it, they'd release it; why wouldn't they? Who needs an official bootloader if you can boot Linux without a modchip?

    It's a bluff to bully MS into allowing Linux on the Xbox. And it isn't going to work.

    1. Re:Bluff. by BiteMeFanboy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'll bet they do. They're probably young kids. People who have the ability to learn the technical stuff, or who, as of yet, haven't developed a mature sense of how the world works. So they have the means, just no idea that it won't work.

    2. Re:Bluff. by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Muir says the release of the claimed series of exploits, one of which is in the Xbox Dashboard utility, factory-installed on the Xbox hard drive, could be disastrous for games companies intent on preventing piracy. If genuine, the exploits would let anyone with even a slight technical knowledge "reflash" the Xbox BIOS, allowing users to pirate games. The only hardware modification necessary is a dollop of solder on the write-enable pads on the motherboard.

      This can already be done, with the well-known 007 savegame exploit, even discussed here on slashbot.

      What a crappy excuse for extortion. "Do what I say, or else I'll tell everyone something they already know!"

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    3. Re:Bluff. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      um from what i understand there was a hack for 007 and now they found it works for mechassault and maybe even more games, all without a modchip. you are a retard tho, and i dont see how the fuck this is in any way insightful because you have no proof that it is a bluff?

    4. Re:Bluff. by twifkak · · Score: 1

      If they had a way to do it, they'd release it; why wouldn't they?

      Because they're good samaritans (sp?), and don't want to help pirates.

      (Yarr.)

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    5. Re:Bluff. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well pirates probably bought a $60 modchip that takes about 10 minutes to install and have no problems booting linux or any other 'unsigned code'.

    6. Re:Bluff. by hesiod · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > This can already be done, with the well-known 007 savegame exploit,
      > Do what I say, or else I'll tell everyone something they already know!

      Not that I put much faith in the skills of an anonymous cracker, but if you actually read the article, you will find that they are supposedly not talking about the '007 exploit.' Supposedly, this one is easier.

    7. Re:Bluff. by Squidgee · · Score: 1
      Yea, but the point is it's already been done, and is therefore useless as a bargaining chip.

      Not that MS would pay attention anyways.

    8. Re:Bluff. by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Easier than what? Booting a game and picking a save file?

      You only have to do it once, flash your bios, and that's that.

      Unless they found a way to flash the bios without shorting the WE pads (ie; without opening the box), I wont be impressed. It's just a variation on a theme.

      They come off like script kiddies. Threatening people with anothers skills/products.

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    9. Re:Bluff. by tempmpi · · Score: 1

      Why you are so sure it is a bluff ? You are right, it is very unlikely that MS releases an official bootloader. So if they want even a small chance of success, they need a real threat.
      Just bluffing around won't work, but if they can demonstrate their exploit to MS it could might work. If their exploit is working, MS wouldn't have much to loose, cause if the exploit is released everyone can run Linux and pirated games on their Xbox. If they release a Linux bootloader they might can keep the exploit secert. They could also sell a Linux Kit like Sony is doing and keep things under control. (For example register consoles with linux bootloader and blacklist them in future games and xbox live, cause it isn't unlikely that someone finds a way to use a linux bootloader to boot pirated games)

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    10. Re:Bluff. by molarmass192 · · Score: 1

      The exploit involves craking open the console and gaping a bridge with solder. I suspect it's real but the problem is that your warranty is void as soon as you pull the first screw out. They essentially want a signed verion of LILO or GRUB by the sound of it so that users can boot Linux without cracking open the console, flashnig the BIOS, and voiding their warranty. This particular exploit, although more worrisome than mod chips, is not high on MS's alert becuase it involves a mod, namely the drop of solder and flashing the BIOS. MS can probably shrug this one off. The panacea would be the actual cracking of the X-Box signing key so that anybody could sign X-Box software.

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    11. Re:Bluff. by pstreck · · Score: 1

      Because these exploits will be fixed in the revision of the XBox. With an official release of the linux the anonymous group would for updates I presume. But I do agree with you, there is no way Microsoft is going to do it. In fact the only thing the probably will do is call there blood-sucking lawyers with there big DMCA stamp of approval.

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    12. Re:Bluff. by Ian+Jefferies · · Score: 1

      If their exploit is working, MS wouldn't have much to loose, cause if the exploit is released everyone can run Linux and pirated games on their Xbox. If they release a Linux bootloader they might can keep the exploit secert. They could also sell a Linux Kit like Sony is doing and keep things under control. (For example register consoles with linux bootloader and blacklist them in future games and xbox live, cause it isn't unlikely that someone finds a way to use a linux bootloader to boot pirated games)

      Who would worry too much about being banned from future games and xbox live when you'd be getting a cross-subsidised PC without paying the subsidy by buying games. Isn't that one of the main reasons why MS wants to control what can boot on the XBox?

      Anything successfully pirated would just be icing on the cake for those that need it.

      Ian.

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    13. Re:Bluff. by pkunzipper · · Score: 1

      If they had a way to do it, they'd release it; why wouldn't they?

      Or they realized thay will not get the $100,000 prize from the contest and decided to go for bigger bucks. Those student loans have to get paid somehow.

    14. Re:Bluff. by prell · · Score: 1

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but a software-only linux bootloader for the xbox would easily allow for an "xbox loading program" to be written for linux, bypassing all the Microsoft "signing" verification and such, and therefore would allow users to run pirated games with no mod chips. I read the article and I believe that is what will happen when this software is released.

      I'm not in the "scene," but from what I do hear, this is not a bluff, and is inevitable. If that is true, and the previous paragraph is a true scenario that will be played out, then Microsoft releasing a "signed" Linux bootloader could allow for Linux on the xbox without the support of piracy. Seems pretty fair to me: It shows that people really want to do something with the xbox, and not just play pirated media on it.

    15. Re:Bluff. by jontas · · Score: 1

      If Microsoft really loses money on every XBox sold, couldn't we theoretically put them out of business by buying millions of units?

      Just a thought..

    16. Re:Bluff. by Ogerman · · Score: 1

      If that is true, and the previous paragraph is a true scenario that will be played out, then Microsoft releasing a "signed" Linux bootloader could allow for Linux on the xbox without the support of piracy.

      Not true. A signed bootloader could most likely be used to boot other non-Linux software, such as bootlegged games, with minimal additional hacking. Once the authentication is bypassed, all you'd need is a second stage loader in place of Linux that would cause execution to jump to whereever else you choose. So, this whole thing is, indeed, most likely a silly bluff.

    17. Re:Bluff. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhm, if MS would release a signed Linux bootloader, wouldn't they win the $100,000 prize?

      Just imagine the headlines on Slashdot. :-)

    18. Re:Bluff. by pclminion · · Score: 1
      If Microsoft really loses money on every XBox sold, couldn't we theoretically put them out of business by buying millions of units?

      Bill G.: Hey Steve, looks like we're starting to really get screwed on this Xbox thing. Two million units sold in the last month.

      Steve B.: Yeah, don't they know this is costing us money? Idiots!

      Bill G.: It's a real shame we can't just stop making them and selling them at a loss.

      Steve B.: Yeah, it sure sucks. For some reason I just feel compelled to continue losing money. It's weird.

    19. Re:Bluff. by Squidgee · · Score: 1
      Errr, no. Once again the stupid /. argument pops up.

      I'm too lazy to lay it out for you, so read this. be enlightened.

    20. Re:Bluff. by jx100 · · Score: 1

      "Bill Gates' net worth increases by 1/3 of .0001%"

    21. Re:Bluff. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The DMCA requires that you try to get permissions for what you are doing. It does not require that you obtain permission, just that you ask for it in good faith.
      This could be their way of covering their butts.

    22. Re:Bluff. by jontas · · Score: 1

      Check out the defination of humor and then go check out sarcasm

      Might clear up the confusion..

    23. Re:Bluff. by damiam · · Score: 1
      Who needs an official bootloader if you can boot Linux without a modchip?

      You still have to solder the motherboard. With an official bootloader, you;d just pop in the CD and go.

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    24. Re:Bluff. by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      Believe me, they know me, and lots of other people here. Our warranties are void the minute we take the thing out of the styrofoam packing.

      Of course we disassemble stuff. Sometimes before ever even powering the thing up. I recently dismembered two Actimates Teletubbies. There's some cool, cool parts inside those things. An 8x10 array of dual-color LEDs to be exact. You have to basically "gut" the Teletubby (if you leave it powered on while you're gutting it, it says 'hooray' and 'oh-oh' and giggles and stuff while you're stripping out the stuffing and shredding it). Then you've got the plastic module. They used 'special screws' to hold the module together but did something new: the special screws are on breakaway pieces of plastic. So it's a simple twist with the pliers to break it open, but it's a VERY tamper apparent thing to do. My theory is it's designed for recyclability.

      Anyhooow, people who don't take everything apart soon after acquiring it.... are they tourists to the geek community or what?

    25. Re:Bluff. by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      At the very least we can beleaguer them, no?

    26. Re:Bluff. by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 2, Interesting
      No. The 007 Hack only works if you own the 007 Game. Would you like for me to go over that again slower? The dashboard comes preinstalled on every single Xbox, regardless of what games you own. The way they say it. I basically have everything I need, without buying/borrowing/renting anything at all.

      Oh, and this might not be right, but listen anyway. Wouldn't Microsoft win both ways if it was to sell its own distro? Really, don't flame me yet. Forget a boot loader, give an entire linux distro with programs like gaim and the gimp. Use something like Redhat or Mandrake. Maybe engineer their own little version. Release the source code. The linux code is all they would have to release. They could keep the bootloader code and any program code, as long as it wasn't GPL'd (basically any software they design other than a modified kernel). Key the disc. Only that unaltered distro would be able to run on linux. Just to mess with out heads, they could make their linux code only run linux programs that they key. Put it in a nice little rectangle box and sell it at Best Buy for $39.99. Add a MSN client (like AMSN), but no yahoo or aim or icq client. Technically they could be going with the Austrailian's deal, would be working their way into the *nix community and would be making a few bucks on an already free distro. And on top of that, if the Austrailians went ahead and published their findings, Microsoft could get them for breach of contract.

      And (off the subject) personally, I'm a Bill Gates fan. I believe that we would see far less problems come from Microsoft if the lawyers weren't the ones making all the choices.

      Oh, on one last note, if Microsoft did key a linux disc for the Xbox, I believe that technically, that would make Microsoft the winner of the $100,000 prize for doing so. That might help repay some of the costs right there!

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    27. Re:Bluff. by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > that would make Microsoft the winner of the $100,000 prize for doing so

      Hehe, that's an interesting thought :). I wonder if they would actually be awarded the money (assuming they actually did this, which is a LONG shot.

  8. I have an Idea too by stanmann · · Score: 1

    Why not try what has been suggested dozens of times before, submitting a game with an embedded Linux that is easily accessible via some cheat code or combo. Obviously the game will have to be professional quality, which on the XBox means almost nothing.

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    1. Re:I have an Idea too by OldAndSlow · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sure, the game is "LINUX SYSADMIN!"

      It's a game! It's training! It's a Trojan!

    2. Re:I have an Idea too by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 1

      Take a look at the hundres of certification requirements you have to get by to have something published on the XBox and then come back to me and let me know if you think you could stick in a trojan. Also, by doing that a company would be instantly sued out of existance if they _somehow_ managed to get by the certification guys.

      And what makes PS2 games of better "professional" quality? I'd say XBox games better than tux racer. (great big rolleyes)

  9. Re:The land of the free by goldspider · · Score: 2, Informative
    It's called blackmail, and it's illegal for a reason, asshole. The DMCA has nothing to do with this.

    I know I'm probably guilty of feeding a +2 troll, and honestly I'm ashamed for even having responded to such a retarded statement.

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  10. In SOVIET RUSSIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft blackmails hackers!
    Oh wait...

    1. Re:In SOVIET RUSSIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      seriously man, 1 soviet russia quip a day is enough...and by the way...in siviet russia microsoft hacks you.

    2. Re:In SOVIET RUSSIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, in SOVIET russia, micrisoft hacks you!

    3. Re:In SOVIET RUSSIA by arose · · Score: 1

      In democratic(?) russia Adobe blackmaids hackers.

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  11. They're bluffing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They have nothing. They are merely trying to blackmail Microsoft. Nothing to see here.

    1. Re:They're bluffing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your one of them! quit trying to downplay their stupidity

  12. Legality by phritz · · Score: 5, Interesting
    This is obviously illegal under the DMCA ... but what real laws are they breaking?

    Does this legally qualify as blackmail? I can't think of any other laws that would apply here.

    1. Re:Legality by nomadic · · Score: 0, Redundant

      This is obviously illegal under the DMCA ... but what real laws are they breaking?

      Uhhh, the DMCA maybe?

    2. Re:Legality by arcanumas · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Uhm, why would it be legal under the DMCA? (i am only familiar with the EURO version).
      This law protects copyright. The technology used on X-Box does not protect any form of copyright. It just prevents people from producing games without paying MS first.
      If such an exploit were to be discovered, it would not infringe on anyones copyright and would not be illegal
      Technologies such DVD encryprions and e-books prevent theft of the content. What does X-box encryption protect?

      (Obligatory IANAL here). I have read the EuroDMCA for a project of mine and believe this to be correct if your DMCA share the same principles.

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    3. Re:Legality by satterth · · Score: 1
      Does this legally qualify as blackmail?
      No, not really. If you read the article you will discover that all they want to do is talk to Microsoft at the moment. The X-Box cracker group contacted ZDNet because their attempts to contact Microsoft went un-noticed.
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    4. Re:Legality by Andorion · · Score: 1

      The DMCA prevents circumvention of encryption, which is what they'd be doing.

      ~Berj

    5. Re:Legality by gasgesgos · · Score: 1

      Is it still illegal under the DMCA if they're just exploting an already in place bug (or "feature", depends on who you work for)?

      Leaving an exploit in a program is just bad security, and if someone uses that exploit to do unwanted things, they're not really circumventing the security, they're just going right through it. The program allows them to get through, regardless of the intent of the program. So would using an exploit like this be considered illegal under any current laws?

    6. Re:Legality by Tom7 · · Score: 1

      No, it doesn't. Read the DMCA by searching for "17 USC 1201" on google.

    7. Re:Legality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't claim to understand XBox security, but the researchers themselves admitted that a "side effect" of releasing their exploit would be that it makes piracy easier. So I'd say it must circumvent a technology that effectively enforces copyright.

    8. Re:Legality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are describing an explicit process to get past the protection, so yes, it would be illegal under DMCA. Your reasoning is just wishful thinking, I'm afraid.

      Bottom line: any exploit is taking advantage of a bug already in the system. The DMCA doesn't even specify that the protection mechanism has to be particularly good to be covered by the DMCA. (Hence threats of DMCA suit from content providers when researchers are set to disclose how weak said content providers' copy protection schemes really are.)

    9. Re:Legality by gotr00t · · Score: 1

      Remember that the DMCA is nonexistent in Australia.

    10. Re:Legality by ReconRich · · Score: 1

      The DMCA prevents circumvention of encryption, which is what they'd be doing.

      Absolutely NOT. The DMCA prevents circumvention of a Copy Protection method. This is NOT a copy protection method. The problem with so called "illegal" modchips is that they contain some MicroSoft code, and hence violate traditional copyright law. IANAL, but as far as I can see, a method for running an unsigned block of code violates NOTHING, so long as it does not contain MS code.

      -- Rich

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    11. Re:Legality by Java+no+not+that+jav · · Score: 1

      i could have swore there was a provision that required the protection method to be effective.

    12. Re:Legality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is NOT a copy protection method.

      Uhhh? So you're telling me you can copy an XBOX CD onto a blank CDR and run it? Without modding the XBOX.

    13. Re:Legality by eMartin · · Score: 1

      If that were the case, we could never have good encryption, because it would be illegal to test it.

    14. Re:Legality by yerricde · · Score: 1

      Not Xbox, but yes, I can copy any old Sega CD game onto a CD-R disc and run it. The only "copy protection" on Sega CD discs was the lack of CD burners. Would you be in favor of classifying all CD burners as "circumvention devices"?

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    15. Re:Legality by yerricde · · Score: 1

      Remember that airplanes fly from Australia to places where circumvention bans do exist.

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    16. Re:Legality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember there isn't a mandatory rule that Australian citizens must travel to the USA.

      Not to mention there's heaps nicers places to go with more more freedom and heaps nicer people.

    17. Re:Legality by yerricde · · Score: 1

      Remember that some professions require international travel, and "I'm not going to the USA" produces "you're fired". Remember that it may be prohibitively expensive to forgo several years of income to learn a new profession.

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  13. Playing Nice With Vendor Notification? by elucidus · · Score: 1

    Nice of them to give Microsoft time to react and give them a chance to release an offical software patch.

    Will Microsoft do it? I doubt it. I expect to see this out shortly and the touted side effects of mod chipless piracy to boot.

    Microsoft should release this Digitally Signed Boot Loader Now

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    1. Re:Playing Nice With Vendor Notification? by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Insightful
      They can't release a patch because the flash update jumper is not connected. People couldn't flash their Xbox without opening it and voiding their warranty; Xboxes would have to be returned to service to be updated.

      Of course, Microsoft can fix the problem in upcoming Xboxes, which will happen if they do release the exploit.

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    2. Re:Playing Nice With Vendor Notification? by chundo · · Score: 2, Informative

      You're missing the point. If Microsoft releases a signed bootloader, there is no need to set a jumper, because the XBox security subsystem will recognize it as a valid program.

      -j

    3. Re:Playing Nice With Vendor Notification? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful
      No, you're missing the point. I was talking specifically about how Microsoft cannot release a patch for this vulnerability to fix old Xboxen.

      Next, setting a jumper in and of itself does not allow you to do anything other than flash the BIOS. You still need some kind of boot loader.

      Finally, there is no incentive to Microsoft whatsoever to release a signed Linux loader. If they don't, then only current Xboxes are going to be able to run Linux without it. If they do, then all current and future Xboxes will be able to run Linux with it. Why would they bother?

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    4. Re:Playing Nice With Vendor Notification? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once the bios is flashed, you DON'T need a bootloader. Stick in a copied game and it plays. Stick in linux and it boots. Trust me on this one.

    5. Re:Playing Nice With Vendor Notification? by EndlessNameless · · Score: 1

      ***People couldn't flash their Xbox without opening it and voiding their warranty*** Warranty is only 90 days anyway. Less than 3 months before you can mod it without any real consequences.

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    6. Re:Playing Nice With Vendor Notification? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Warranty is only 90 days anyway. Less than 3 months before you can mod it without any real consequences.

      Yes that is true, and I am looking forward to my warranty ending so that I can go ahead and mod mine. I would assume however that many early adopters of either Sony gaming platform in particular (or really, any optical disc-based gaming platform other than sega saturn) will have opted for the two year extended warranty. I mean, how many PSXes did YOU go through? How about PS2s? (I actually only had one PSX and no PS2s die on me, but I kept selling my PS2s to pay rent.) Both had craptacular laser units in the first generation.

      Anyway the extended warranty is sold aggressively by most retailers, especially those which work on commission, for obvious reasons. (Just another reason not to buy anything at Best Buy or Circuit Shitty) so I assume that quite a few people have purchased it. Two years is a long time, something like half the useful lifetime of a console if you really believe in milking them, which of course most of us do but many many people do not. I suspect a lot of Xboxes will end up in the garage when the next one comes out, hooked up to a ~13" television and used mostly to watch porn while dodging the missus.

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  14. whatever by spackbace · · Score: 1

    They wont goto jail. they wont get caught. They're hackers! Everyone knows hackers dont get caught, OR goto jail. Besides, what kind of hackers use xboxes?

    1. Re:whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cheapskate versions of Kevin Mitnick maybe? At least XBox systems are cheaper than getting a Dreamcast up and running on the net and what-not :P

    2. Re:whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      XBox systems are cheaper than getting a Dreamcast up and running on the net


      Uh, cost of Dreamcast and nothing else, vs cost of XBox and time invested

      You get the participant award.
    3. Re:whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you stroll into work over the weekend, say "I wanna work a few more hours", and get paid for it? No? Then using your spare time has no "cost". Hobbies are like that.

    4. Re:whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can work overtime, and it pays higher than working regular time, unless you work at McDonalds.

      Oh and also, the Dreamcast costs (last I checked) one sixth as much as the XBox, so the project costs a hell of a lot less in total.

  15. Howdy ho by stratjakt · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Umm, there's already an exploit that needs no mod (the 007 gamesave thingy).

    So big freakin deal? These guys sound like idiots.

    Whatever they know will be found out by others anyways. I seriously doubt MS cares about the .05% of people who buy xboxes to modify them for linux.

    Hell for every guy who buys an xbox only for linux, theres a hundred like me who'll buy a dozen games or so.

    It's funny how much power nerds think they have. They have about as much pull as pee wee herman.

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    1. Re:Howdy ho by dnaSpyDir · · Score: 5, Funny

      They have about as much pull as pee wee herman.

      now would that be inside or outside of a theatre?

      sorry,couldn't resist :-)

    2. Re:Howdy ho by drunk_as_in_beer · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's funny how much power nerds think they have.

      We write the software you use. We keep your systems up and running. We do your backups. We manage your data. We guard you while you sleep. Do NOT fuck with us!

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    3. Re:Howdy ho by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Hell for every guy who buys an xbox only for linux, theres a hundred like me who'll buy a dozen games or so.

      Also, even if you mod it and never buy any games, MS can still add yours to the tally, then rack in the licensing fees. "Yes, Mr. Developer, we sold 10 million Xboxes"--the developer will just assume that's 10 million potential customers.

    4. Re:Howdy ho by Squidgee · · Score: 0
      Do NOT fuck with us!

      Err...

      You do not keep my system up and running.

      You do not do my backups.

      You do not manage my data.

      You certainly do not gaurd me while I sleep.

      What the hell are you talking about? What will happen if I fuck with you? I can do it all on my own...and so can about 10,000 other people out there who could care less about your crusade.

    5. Re:Howdy ho by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Do what I say, or else I'll tell everyone something they already know!

      Wow, you proved his point more eloquently than I could have imagined. Talk about an inflated ego. (although, your post could easily be construed as sarcastic, which is a real possibility.)

    6. Re:Howdy ho by Archie+Steel · · Score: 1

      MS can still add yours to the tally, then rack in the licensing fees.

      Actually, MS gets a cut off of every Xbox copy sold. They don't "charge" developers to make game for them. So selling more consoles actually makes them lose more money - they make the money off of the games (think of it as a very expensive razor...)

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    7. Re:Howdy ho by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you mean IBM.

    8. Re:Howdy ho by black+mariah · · Score: 0

      Blah, blah, blah. Oh shit, I'm so scared of the legions of nerds and geeks who can easily be distracted by a TV running Star Trek. ;)

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    9. Re:Howdy ho by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it was a fight club reference, you twat. can you say FUNNY?

    10. Re:Howdy ho by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and you're posting on slashdot?

    11. Re:Howdy ho by drunk_as_in_beer · · Score: 2, Funny

      What the hell are you talking about? What will happen if I fuck with you? I can do it all on my own...and so can about 10,000 other people out there who could care less about your crusade.

      Chapters are sprouting in at least five or six other major cities already. This is tightly-regimented organization, with many cells capable of operating completely independent central leadership.

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    12. Re:Howdy ho by kurosawdust · · Score: 1
      sorry,couldn't resist :-)

      funny, i believe that was pee wee's argument too.

    13. Re:Howdy ho by drunk_as_in_beer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Man, I see nerds as the strongest and smartest men who have ever lived. I see all this potential -- God damn it, an entire generation writing code and administering networks; they're slaves with white collars. Advertisements have them chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit they don't need. We are the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no great war, or great depression. Our great war is a ideological war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised by television to believe that one day we'll all be millionaires and movie gods and programming gurus -- but we won't. And we're learning slowly that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

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    14. Re:Howdy ho by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 2, Informative

      Fight Club quotes

      "Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

      I believe the parent poster was making at least an oblique reference to that. They were not being serious. After that fact sinks in, please go hunt down a minimal sense of humor before you post again :P

    15. Re:Howdy ho by Squidgee · · Score: 1
      I have a damn good sense of humor. =p

      Parent's attempted joke just sucked, heh.

    16. Re:Howdy ho by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The people you're after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not fuck with us."

      This is the proper quote. If you haven't seen Fight Club, do so, it's a great movie.

    17. Re:Howdy ho by Arctic+Fox · · Score: 1

      You are not a unique and beautiful snowflake.
      It's sad that 1) this wasn't credited, 2) the moderator didn't get it.
      Fight Club, btw....

    18. Re:Howdy ho by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah ha ha ha, twat, hee hee...

    19. Re:Howdy ho by Talking+Goat · · Score: 1

      No, you're wrong; the post was in reference to this:

      Tyler: Remember this: the people you're trying to step on, we're everyone you depend on. We're the people who do your laundry and cook your food and serve your dinner. We make your bed. We guard you while you're asleep. We drive the ambulances. We direct your call. We are cooks and taxi drivers and we know everything about you. We process your insurance claims and credit card charges. We control every part of your life. We are the middle children of history, raised by television to believe that someday we'll be millionaires and movie stars and rock stars, but we won't. And we're just learning this fact. So don't fuck with us.

      Bong.

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    20. Re:Howdy ho by Squidgee · · Score: 1

      Heh, I guess I need to :p

    21. Re:Howdy ho by KJKHyperion · · Score: 1
      We write the software you use. We keep your systems up and running. We do your backups. We manage your data. We guard you while you sleep

      Then, we get replaced by cheap temps from India, get fired and got to learn really fast how to say "Would you like fries with that?" without bursting in tears

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    22. Re:Howdy ho by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hurray for fight club coincidentally has anyone read choke?

    23. Re:Howdy ho by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

      Well, I was close, anyway :):P

      I've never seen the movie myself, I just knew a segment like that was in there somewhere.

    24. Re:Howdy ho by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Yeah? Hmm, thought they just charged licensing fees. Guess they're not doing so well, then, as the Xbox isn't quite as successful as they hoped.

    25. Re:Howdy ho by Archie+Steel · · Score: 1

      Okay, I re-read my post and realized that I was a bit ambiguous. What I meant to say is that they get a cut from every Xbox game sold. Sorry if I wasn't clear.

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  16. Is there a DMCA in Australia? by doug · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Everybody in the article was an Aussie, so I assume that this Goddless Group of Techno-Anarchists (tm) are Aussies too. I didn't think that Oz had a DMCA like law on the books yet.

    - doug

    1. Re:Is there a DMCA in Australia? by FingerDemon · · Score: 1

      I learned from some friends going through law school that it doesn't always matter where you live when you break a law of another place. You can still have them pursue you legally and the governments of the respective nations work out how that happens, a lot of it is already in treaty agreements. So, these Aussies might very well get dragged into a U.S. court if they have violated a law.

      A reasonable example might be if you caused a panic, where folks were hurt, by calling in a bogus bomb threat somewhere in the U.S. or Europe while you were in Thailand, you wouldn't necessarily get off Scot free just because there were no bomb threat laws in Thailand.

      As for the gun/bank/X-box analogy of earlier posts, I think the DMCA argument is taking the perspective that if your bank gave you an ATM card with a smart chip on it and you reprogrammed it to access other people's accounts to take their money... it would be wrong. I think most would agree with the wrongness of that. However, once you start talking software changes that don't cause that kind of direct harm the whole issue gets much fuzzier.

      What cracks me up is that the most conservative types that are always screaming about keeping the government out of their business are the ones who come up with laws like DMCA that so many people feel infringe their rights in both their personal and professional lives. Ironic, huh?

      FingerDemon

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  17. I remember... by Daimaou · · Score: 5, Funny

    I remember trying this back in the days of Windows 95. I said, "Microsoft, you either release Windows 95 for free, or I will give away a secret code, 111-1111111, which will render your 'key-code' security invalid and allow everyone to pirate your OS."

    They didn't listen, so I released it.

    1. Re:I remember... by Jacer · · Score: 1

      I was a bigger fan of 1234-1234567, It worked with office, exchange, nt server... It's absolutely insane

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  18. err..Re:It's an ugly situation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you did notice that michael was the editor who posted (and therefore made the comment on) this one, not Taco, right?

  19. Waste of Time by Ken@WearableTech · · Score: 1

    MS will never go along. If they are smart enough to know find the hack, why don't they know that? Why didn't they just release the mod?

    Two options:
    A. It's fake, they are bluffing.
    B. It's real, they are missing the big picutre. MS looses money on every XBox sold. If they signed a Linux Bootloader that would be an endorsment of a way to loose money and I wouldn't doubt it to be against their own EULA for uses of the XBox.

    1. Re:Waste of Time by hawkbug · · Score: 1

      An even better question is how do these hackers think they can make this work *after* M$ fixes their blessed little hole for new versions of the console? Their linux distro will be worthless then again, and M$ wins again. It would be cool to have linux on the Xbox, but it will never happen with the support of M$, everybody knows that.

    2. Re:Waste of Time by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Well, the "signed" bootloader would still have to be available for purchase, and there would be no reason for MS to not release a "Linux boot loader" with minimal functionality and to place a prohibitive pricetag on it to shut these guys up, and to make it necessary to modchip anyway to run a non-retail copy of the "signed linux bootloader".

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    3. Re:Waste of Time by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      The hack isnt fake. The hack is old and well known. It involves running the game 007, and using a doctored gamesave to reset the system and boot linux. Then you can flash the bios.

      So they found another variant of it, in another game, or some such. Big deal.

      Just a bunch of loudmouth attention seeking idiots, making the legitimate hacking scene look like dirtbags.

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    4. Re:Waste of Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i guess they should concentrate on a spellchecker instead

      is lose such a hard word to spell ?

    5. Re:Waste of Time by Squidgee · · Score: 4, Insightful
      B. It's real, they are missing the big picutre. MS looses money on every XBox sold. If they signed a Linux Bootloader that would be an endorsment of a way to loose money and I wouldn't doubt it to be against their own EULA for uses of the XBox.

      ENOUGH with the "MS loses money for every Xbox sold". So, if we the /. readers are to read you comment, then MS doesn't want to sell Xboxes? Ludicrous.

      MS sells Xboxes at a loss so they can gain an upper hand over the rest of the Videogame market. They have much larger profit margins than the rest (Sony, Nintendo), so they can lower prices to such a level where the rest can't compete. Then they don't need to worry about lowering prices because they'll have beaten out the other consoles.

      AND, for every Xbox bought MS loses less money. There fore they want more sold, not fewer.

      The "Buy an Xbox and MS loses money" argument is stupid stupid stupid. MS wants you to buy and Xbox. They lose more money for every Xbox on the shelves than every one brought home.

    6. Re:Waste of Time by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1

      I agree, the one point you didn;t make quite clearly enough though is that consoles live and die by the quality and number of games they have. More consoles sold will attract more publishers.

    7. Re:Waste of Time by Pretzalzz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      C. After Microsoft refuses, and they release their exploits, and Microsoft inevitably accuses them of piracy, they can retort that they tried other avenues to run linux and were rebuffed and so this was their only option to enable a legitimate use of the XBox.

    8. Re:Waste of Time by Xerithane · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The hack isnt fake. The hack is old and well known. It involves running the game 007, and using a doctored gamesave to reset the system and boot linux. Then you can flash the bios.

      They said in the article that it was similar, but an easier approach -- but their system will allow piracy to go rampant on it, and they don't want to open that can of worms.

      Just a bunch of loudmouth attention seeking idiots, making the legitimate hacking scene look like dirtbags.

      They're just saying they want a real bootloader, and want to talk to Microsoft about releasing a signed bootloader -- not that they are trying bully tactics. If Microsoft ignores them, they're going to open it up publicy (with piracy capabilities) because they just want the Linux bootloader.

      I'd blame Slashdot for making them look like attention seeking idiots.

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    9. Re:Waste of Time by Laur · · Score: 1
      MS looses money on every XBox sold.

      This is often quoted, but do you have any proof that the XBox is still sold at a loss? I know there was a lot of publicity when it first came out a few years ago but the price for PC hardware has dropped quite a bit since then. I think it is far more likeley that Microsoft is now making money on every unit sold.

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    10. Re:Waste of Time by Squidgee · · Score: 1
      That I did miss. Thanks for helping me out.

      Hadn't thought of that, but now that I think of it you're right. Selling at a loss gets them more games too...

      Good show! =p

    11. Re:Waste of Time by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > The hack isnt fake. The hack is old and well known. It involves running the game 007 ...speaking of attention seeking idiots, if you had read the article you would have found out that they aren't talking about the '007 hack.' But that would take away from your knee-jerk "I know every fucking thing" attitude, and we couldn't have that, could we.

    12. Re:Waste of Time by mblase · · Score: 2

      If they signed a Linux Bootloader that would be an endorsment of a way to loose money

      This assumes that scads of people start buying XBoxen just to run Linux on it. Last I checked, the majority of people bought one primarily so they could play "Halo".

      Or do you really think that all this is just so people can play "Tux Racer" on their HDTV sets?

    13. Re:Waste of Time by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      It's the same thing, guaranteed. With another game. Probably with the GameShark.

      In any case, it means you have to open the box up to solder the WE pads. Then you flash. Thats it. You only need to do it once.

      They have nothing.

      Btw, I read the article, and it described the 007 hack. Which works on MechWarrior and no doubt countless other games.

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    14. Re:Waste of Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lies! all lies!

      MS knows the xbox will fail! so dont' try to play fortune teller

    15. Re:Waste of Time by OrenWolf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Almost.

      You're forgetting the obvious.

      Each XBOX is a loss to Microsoft. Supply channels mean there aren't a lot of em on store shelves anyway.

      Microsoft's greatest fear? A situation where someone buys an XBOX, and *no* games. Ever.

      Let's pull a number out of my ass and say the MS needs someone to buy 2 games to "break even" on an XBOX sale. If you buy an XBOX, Mod it, run Linux and/or pirated games exclusively on it, then all you've done is cost them money. They've lost money on you.

      If modding the XBOX becomes trivial, the chance that less games will be bought, and that the magic number of required games will *not* be exceeded for them to be profitable grows. THAT is the issue.

      It's not "Microsoft doesn't want you to buy an XBOX", its "Microsoft doesn't want you to buy an XBOX and *nothing else*".

    16. Re:Waste of Time by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      No, they don't.

      They build more XBoxes to replace the ones that are on the shelves. It's not like MS has made a limited edition run of XBoxes, and once they're sold, they're sold.

      So, yes, buying an XBox (without buying software for it) does cost MS more money than not buying one. It also, of course, costs each customer more than it costs MS, but that's another question...

      Personally I think the whole thing's stupid. WalMart sells perfectly capable PCs with *keyboards* and *mice* and better specs than the XBox and all that good stuff for $200. Why the blazes would you want to buy an XBox as a "cheap Linux" machine?

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    17. Re:Waste of Time by Symbha · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure all consoles are sold at a loss at the time of their release. The console market is not about making money off the hardware. The console market makes money with licensing agreements and publishing contracts for the media and accessories. Not for the original box purchase. I betcha the PS2 loses just as much money on the hardware.

    18. Re:Waste of Time by W2k · · Score: 1

      Thank you for adding a bit of common sense to this discussion. I agree completely with you.

      However, the argument someone else made that Microsoft's worst fear is people buying Xboxes but no games is pretty solid as well. And with a signed Linux bootloader (or an easy-to-use crack), they'd be able to do just that.

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    19. Re:Waste of Time by Kupek · · Score: 1

      What the poster meant is that the XBoxes are sold at a loss. That is, they sell them for less than what it costs to make them. They do this because the XBox is a medium - they make money on the games for the XBox. It's similar to razors, ink for printers, and as far as I can tell, giving away cell phones.

      That's the idea, anyway. I've heard people throw that "sold at a loss" notion about for several consoles, but I've yet to see it documented anywhere. It's a sound rationale, though.

    20. Re:Waste of Time by TheAwfulTruth · · Score: 1

      90% of that statement is pure BS.

      ALL consoles are initially sold at a loss. Sony does it, Sega does it Nintendo does it. Usually a couple years into it a console can actually be made for under the sale price because of better component prices and higher production runs. No one would buy a console for $500 when launched. On the other hand, games disks are cheap to make and at $50ea, contain enough margin to make the game manufacturere and the console maker money.

      All consoles have always operated this way. MS did not make up this marketing tactic, Sony/Sega and Nintendo did long ago. (Probably others before them) All of them are(were) big enough companies to take losses up front for future revenue.

      MS has lowered prices ONLY in response to Sony lowering theirs, the XBox was(is) the same price as it's leading competitor. So your tripe about MS undercutting the competition is pure tin foil hat garbage.

      MS DOES lose money on every XBox sold IN THE SHORT TERM. They only make it back when you buy something like 4 or more games. Then after that they DO make money on you owning an XBox.

      There now you know the REAL story.

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    21. Re:Waste of Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I will punish Bill Gates by buying ALL of his X-Boxes and NEVER buying any of his silly games. Instead I will apply the forbidden Linux mod and put them all to work doing SETI@Home! When I find the extra-terrestrials I will send them off to DESTROY Redmond. No more modding XBox articles.

    22. Re:Waste of Time by cdrudge · · Score: 1
      Q: How long will Microsoft support a platform that seems destined to be in the red for the next few years? After all, you have invested $3.5 billion on the Xbox and are still losing money on the sale of each unit.

      A: We are being smart about bringing the cost of producing the Xbox console down. We can decide to not make it a long investment business and price it to get a better return, but this is a 10-, 15- and 20-year investment.
      Source: Interview with Robbie Bach, chief Xbox officer (CXO) and vice-president of the Home & Entertainment Division at Microsoft Corp. June 16th, 2003.

      The Register also had a recent article that puts the figure at around $150. While PC costs have dropped over the last year or two, so has the X-box price. They also have to recoup serious development and advertising fees. MSFT has over 3.5 billion wrapped up in X-box so far.

    23. Re:Waste of Time by Nexzus · · Score: 1

      ...No one would buy a console for $500 when launched...

      Heh. I remember back in 92 or 93, the Panasonic 3D0 was released for like $700 USD.

      Sure enough, it bombed.

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    24. Re:Waste of Time by Fammy2000 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't doubt it to be against their own EULA for uses of the XBox.

      Wait, I've never played XBox. Do you have to click through a EULA everytime you play a game, or just the first time you turn the thing on? I guess that hard drive is handy for something.

      [SysSettings]
      ViewEULA = True

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    25. Re:Waste of Time by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      Because the Xbox is harder.

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    26. Re:Waste of Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Microsoft's greatest fear? A situation where someone buys an XBOX, and *no* games.

      Erm, what? Microsoft's greatest fear is that NOBODY buys and Xbox and no games. Seriously, why is this so difficult to understand for some people?

      Yes, it's not ideal for MS if people buy Xboxes and no games, but not buying an Xbox AT ALL is worse. The console is on the shelves, so they don't even get a slight bit of money back.

      Why's that so hard to understand?

    27. Re:Waste of Time by gotr00t · · Score: 1
      Your arugment is really against the numbers. Sony has more units(PS2) than Nintendo or Microsoft combined, and their entertainment division is actually profitable, unlike that of Microsoft, which loses many millions a year. No matter what argument we make, the fact is, Microsoft still dosn't profit from their Xbox.

      Remember that either way, profitable or not, Sony isn't really going to go away either. They have their hands in many industries: comsumer appliances, music, solid state storage, computers, and much, much more than just their PS2.

    28. Re:Waste of Time by OrenWolf · · Score: 1

      Why's that so hard to understand?

      Because it's untrue.

      You seem to think there are millions of XBOX consoles churning out of a magical unstoppable factory somewhere and MS can't control the flow.

      If no one buys an XBOX, they simply make less. This *saves* them money. This is also how supply chains work. Do you think MS threw away thousands of XBOX consoles in Japan that didn't sell? Of course not. Stores didn't request more, less were poured into the channel, and the very temporary surplus *in* the channel was eaten away by the lowered supply, I'd bet within weeks. The process is well documented and understood, and used by everyone from Amazon to ATI.

      Besides, consoles on store shelves are already PAID FOR from MS's perspective anyway. They only need worry about their channel.

      MS's XBOX devision isn't bleeding cash because they have untold thousands of consoles collecting dust, a large part of it is the costs they are *not* recouping from poor game sales for the consoles they ARE selling.

    29. Re:Waste of Time by UnanimousCoward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So the question is:

      What if M$ sold a Linuxable XBox at a higher price (one which allowed them to turn a profit)? Would people pay the premium? (yeah, yeah, it depends on the premium...)

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    30. Re:Waste of Time by thoromyr · · Score: 1

      There is one additional factor: the more xboxes sold the larger installed base microsoft can go showing to vendors. You make them more credible by increasing their numbers when you buy an xbox.

    31. Re:Waste of Time by Squidgee · · Score: 1
      Err, how is it TinFoil Hat garbage?

      It's called Economics. I have NO problem with MS undercutting the competition. THey're a business, and they can do what they want as long as it's not monopolistic.

      I did not know, however, that all Videogame Companies did this. That actually was helpful. :)

    32. Re:Waste of Time by damiam · · Score: 1

      Nope. They're talking about a similar hack in the Dashboard, which is built into the Xbox and therefore doesn't require owning any patticular game.

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    33. Re:Waste of Time by shadowcabbit · · Score: 1

      That's fine, assuming that everybody either buys 2 games or zero games.

      Personally I own three now and have previously purchased four others, making a total of seven games purchased. (For simplicity's sake we're assuming that the games were purchased new because, even if the game was purchased used, MS still gets their licensing cut from the original purchaser of the game-- the number of new units does not go up or down). At any given moment, I have made up for two other people who purchased zero games and one other person who has purchased only one game. The odds are semi-good that the average game player will not purchase only two games during a console's 5-7 year life span.

      As a result, it balances out. The addition of increased potential for non-purchasing of games (I hesitate to say "piracy" when a legitimate use of the exploit exists) does not negate the potential for profit on the XBox, it merely lessens it.

      Since it is a given that, regardless of how secure the encryption on something is, it WILL eventually be broken, the probability of the exploit coming out (one way or another) is 1. As a result, Microsoft's dilemma should not be "how do we sue these guys into the afterlife?" but "how do we convince more people to buy the games, as opposed to simply pirating them?".

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    34. Re:Waste of Time by bertrandom · · Score: 1

      The Gamecube is NOT sold at a loss, Nintendo makes money off of each one sold. I believe the PS2 is not sold at a loss either, I think Sony breaks even on that one.

    35. Re:Waste of Time by Ashran · · Score: 1

      > I'd blame Slashdot for making them look like attention seeking idiots.
      They are. As soon as users are able to run custom code (thru a verified bootloader) they can run copied games - just do a "softboot".
      The whole point of the all the signing is to disallow the execution of non trusted code (like a self compiled "hello world.").

      Use the source Luke!

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    36. Re:Waste of Time by swillden · · Score: 1

      Let's pull a number out of my ass and say the MS needs someone to buy 2 games to "break even" on an XBOX sale.

      Assuming they can make a bootloader that allows you to load and run Linux, but not to play pirated games (big if), then all they need to do is sell the bootloader for the price of two games. Heck, they can probably sell it for the price of one game and figure that since you've got the console you'll probably buy a game or two as well. I would.

      Everyone would win in that case. Of course, it only works if the rest of the system design is such that it's possible to build a bootloader that will simultaneously permit the execution of (almost) arbitrary software but will not play pirated games. I can think of some ways to do that, but they require some hardware support, which is probably not present.

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    37. Re:Waste of Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's pull a number out of my ass and say the MS needs someone to buy 2 games to "break even" on an XBOX sale.

      You pull something out of your ass and it's number 2, what a surprise.

      We need new idioms...

    38. Re:Waste of Time by earthforce_1 · · Score: 1

      If the price cuts continue, I wonder if it would be worthwhile for somebody to set up an X-box chop shop, that would neatly disassemble all of the most expensive components in each XBOX (flash, CPU, RAM, etc.) and resell them on the open parts market?

      Just a thought...

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    39. Re:Waste of Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it's more likely: "Microsoft would rather you buy an X-Box than a PS2/GC."

      Because if Sony/Nintendo stops competing, X-Box 2 will be more easily profitable. It's called underselling. Standard Oil used it. National Steel used it. MS used it*. Coincidence? ;)

      (* except in the case of OSS of course... though if they did pay me to use Linux, I wouldn't mind ;)

    40. Re:Waste of Time by Have+Blue · · Score: 1
      The two most obvious problems with that argument:
      • MS is already losing money on the Xbox as a whole, and is resolved to keep losing money until they defeat Sony and Nintendo.
      • By buying an Xbox, you increase the installed based and make the market more attractive to developers (whether you buy games or not, you count as a potential customer).
    41. Re:Waste of Time by Kashif+Shaikh · · Score: 1

      The "Buy an Xbox and MS loses money" argument is stupid stupid stupid. MS wants you to buy and Xbox. They lose more money for every Xbox on the shelves than every one brought home.

      Right on. Who's stupid to buy a XBOX and not get any games for it? I mean, sure hacking is fun, but playing games on it is fun too.

      It's like paying a hooker to come to your house, yet once she gets there you just offer her a cup of coffee, pay her, and then she just praces away. Everyone else would do the _other_ thing, after all you paid for it. Yes, this is a far-fetched example, but I'm trying to make a poing dammit:)

    42. Re:Waste of Time by bezza · · Score: 1
      That's because the 3D0 didn't work on that business model, it was entirely open.

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    43. Re:Waste of Time by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      They are. As soon as users are able to run custom code (thru a verified bootloader) they can run copied games - just do a "softboot".
      The whole point of the all the signing is to disallow the execution of non trusted code (like a self compiled "hello world.").


      It would seem rather trivial to allow the bootloader a restricted set of permissions, but I haven't looked at the XBox system so maybe I'm over-simplifying it.

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    44. Re:Waste of Time by emotionus · · Score: 1

      why?

    45. Re:Waste of Time by Serzen · · Score: 1

      Nobody seems to understand that when a store offers an Xbox for sale, or any other merchandise, it is already paid for. The RETAILER purchases the item from a WHOLESALER or DISTRIBUTOR, often for half of what the retailer intends to sell the item for. In the case of clothing and luxury items, the markup (keystone) can be as much as 800%. In the area of groceries, wines, spirits, etc, the markup is often as low as 20%. Moreover, some companies, Microsoft included, stipulate in their contracts with the Retailer, that the Retailer will sell the item in question within a set price range. Xbox, in the US, $180. Retailers would never get into this if they weren't making the profit they desire, and the keystone that many retailers follow is simply to double what they paid for it, so, at the going rate, most retailers are paying $90-100 for each Xbox that is sitting on the shelf. It probably costs Microsoft about $200 to make each Box, so they're not getting paid full value, but for every console sitting on the shelf, MS has been paid or the retailer has entered into a credit agreement stipulating the terms of payment (usually 30, 60 or 90 day terms). When will people understand that, in REALITY, stores don't just magically get stuff from places because they promise to pay them Someday? Target, Wal-Mart, Best Buy, Circuit City, Game Stop, EB, all of them have to PAY for the things that are in the store, cash up front or pretty strict credit terms. "Why's that so hard to understand?"

  20. I think I saw this on GI Joe once... by LordYUK · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who do they think they are, Cobra?

    I mean, gee... This sounds like some corny Saturday morning cartoon plot...

    "reveal your secret or face my wrath!"

    Now all we need is for them to declare that they have an army of fanatical zealots devoted to the cause of bringing their plan to frutation, i.e., Linux on the X-box...

    oh, wait...

    hmm...

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    1. Re:I think I saw this on GI Joe once... by Suppafly · · Score: 1

      Who do they think they are, Cobra?


      More like the Decepticons.

    2. Re:I think I saw this on GI Joe once... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Frutation," brilliant. The act of becoming a Linux zealot, I 'spect.

    3. Re:I think I saw this on GI Joe once... by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      I was thinking more along the lines of:

      "Reveal the location of the rebel base, or witness the true power of this facility."

      Or whatever the line is.

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    4. Re:I think I saw this on GI Joe once... by jmays · · Score: 1

      Or more specifically, "reveal your secret or face bad things like death happening to your loved ones!" buhm-buhm-BUHM...commercial...

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    5. Re:I think I saw this on GI Joe once... by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1
    6. Re:I think I saw this on GI Joe once... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the act of becoming a MAC zealot.

  21. Real swift by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Talent on both sides of the fence and one side wants to shit on the other...

    Come one guys, get a clue. Use your advocacy for something wortwhile...make even get yourselves a life.

  22. Sure... by shepd · · Score: 1

    >...the exploits would let anyone with even a slight technical knowledge "reflash" the Xbox BIOS, allowing users to pirate games

    Say that again? You mean they've found a way for a mechanical arm to reach inside the X-BOX and hook up the write line on the flash?

    No wonder M$ is going to call their bluff.

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    1. Re:Sure... by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      TFA says you need a 'dollop' of solder between the two pins.

      You don't, supposedly, need a mod chip, though.

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    2. Re:Sure... by shepd · · Score: 1

      >TFA says you need a 'dollop' of solder between the two pins.

      Then what's the point of the article then?

      If you are still opening the X-Box, then what's the big deal? The fact is you _always_ could reflash the BIOS if you hooked up the write flash line -- the point of modchips is to keep you from screwing up your X-BOX by not putting the correct flash in.

      This entire atricle is a waste of space. I don't understand why this is "news". This hasn't removed any difficulty, and isn't new. Even high school electronics students had this figured out from day one.

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    3. Re:Sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      too bad they didn't end it with a pinky in their mouth demanding one million dollars to boot.

      That would have been da bomb

  23. I doubt microsoft cares by papasui · · Score: 1

    Even if this turns out to be true, the copy scheme is likaly to be so difficult that the vast majority of people will not be able to burn there own games.

  24. Forget the Xbox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When am I going to get gamecube linux?

  25. How to make linux look stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful


    yeah really professional guys,thanks for that

    what happens when IT/CTO managers read antics like this ?, you think it furthers Linux adoption or sets it back ?, i know we would look rather stupid if this article came up at one of our board meetings,

    1. Re:How to make linux look stupid by Cumstien · · Score: 1

      Me and Cowboy Neil were running Linux, mod-free, on the X-box only days after its release. IP6 too, no foolin'.

      Is Linux on an X-box really important? Shouldn't these people change their underwear and clean up their basements?

    2. Re:How to make linux look stupid by Arandir · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's not like Windows has a monopoly on ethical users...

      CTO: Here's this article about a spammer who uses Outlook to send out 10,000,000 viagra messages a day.

      CIO: Communist bastards! That's it then, no more Windows in this company!

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    3. Re:How to make linux look stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your analogy stinks since there is no 'windows' movement. no one (save some programmers) really say they are a 'windows user'. using linux brings a whole lot more to the table than just an o/s, it brings with it an ideology that is assumed to be held by the user. that ideology is 'i am not choosing to use linux, i'm choosing not to use microsoft.'. it also means, 'i am an idiot.'

    4. Re:How to make linux look stupid by rmohr02 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      RTFA. It explains if the XBox exploit is made public it would allow game piracy, which the finders of the exploit would like to avoid (DMCA blah blah blah). Microsoft just has to decide what they hate more--piracy or Linux.

    5. Re:How to make linux look stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah really professional guys,thanks for that

      what happens when IT/CTO managers read antics like this ?, you think it furthers Linux adoption or sets it back ?, i know we would look rather stupid if this article came up at one of our board meetings,


      Judging from your odd use of punctuation, I'd say it's not people like this that make you look stupid at your board meetings.

    6. Re:How to make linux look stupid by carpe_noctem · · Score: 1

      Linux isn't a corporation, who says it has to be professional? If you want to pretend that linux is some big, pressed-shirt and straight-tie organization, convince your boss to buy RedHat products.

      Beyond that, leave linux to the hackers.

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    7. Re:How to make linux look stupid by Bakaneko · · Score: 1

      Frankly, I can't see how a USEFUL signed bootloader WOULDN'T allow pirated games... Even with a "you can only run this kernel" limitation, couldn't the root user just do something like "load DVD-rom code, and start executing in protected mode"?

    8. Re:How to make linux look stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux isn't a corporation, who says it has to be professional?

      It doesn't have to be professional, unless your goal is widescale adoption by companies.

      It's kind of like that kid in high school who covered himself in tatoos and now wonders why he can't get a job anyplace but the Quicky Mart. If that's what you want, fine, but don't go around whining about it.

    9. Re:How to make linux look stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only one of those terrorist muslims would come up with an idea like that.

  26. Simply more direct than usual by genomancer · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Not saying I agree with them, but all they're doing is being more upfront than most anti-DRM/P2P/etc progressive technologies are. Half the topics on Slashdot these days of whether a corporation should support or fight a technology resolve to "If they don't support it, it'll get released anyway, so they might as well".. these guys are just coalescing that "vague threat" into a direct warning. Intelligent? No.. it's not a great way to fight a guerilla tech-war.. but in a way it's more honourable than the alternative.

    G

  27. I don't care what side you're on... by twifkak · · Score: 1

    This was a stupid thing to do.

    On one side:
    M$ is not going to listen to intimidation (especially without evidence). And this only makes the hackers look worse.

    On the other:
    The hackers are taking over the world! Soon they'll be in our breakfast cereal! You hear that? Innocent BREAKFAST cereal! MOD DMCA UP.

    Of course, michael is a loon about this blackmail thing. After actually *reading* the article (what? post without reading? naw...), I realized it looks like they're doing this in good faith (they'd rather not help the pirates, if possible), and the message is getting misconstrued in transit.

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    1. Re:I don't care what side you're on... by twifkak · · Score: 1

      Um.. don't mod this up, 'cause you'll just end up modding it down later, and hurting my precious karma. I just realized how little sense it made.

      Yarr.

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  28. Re:The land of the free by EpsCylonB · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's called blackmail, and it's illegal for a reason, asshole.

    if the DMCA didn't exist then they wouldn't need to blackmail M$. If you want to prove that a law is unjust then this is eactly what you need, normaly law abiding people (as most geeks are I assume) having to resort to illegal methods to get things done.

  29. Linux terrorists by The+Bungi · · Score: 5, Insightful
    O yeah, it sucks to be your own worst enemy. Not "release the specs", not "allow other OSes to run", no. "Make Linux run on this thing or else". All Microsoft has to do is turn around and say See? This is what open source is all about! You've heard about al-Qaeda and Hamas, but you ain't seen nothing until you face the the Pensacola LUG!!

    Take gun, aim at foot, pull trigger. Repeat until death.

    1. Re:Linux terrorists by rmohr02 · · Score: 1

      RTFA! Don't make wild accusations until you do.

      The article explains if the XBox exploit is made public it would allow game piracy, which the finders of the exploit would like to avoid (DMCA blah blah blah). Microsoft just has to decide what they hate more--piracy or Linux.

    2. Re:Linux terrorists by The+Bungi · · Score: 1
      Microsoft just has to decide what they hate more--piracy or Linux.

      That's nice. And how is that not blackmail again?

    3. Re:Linux terrorists by rmohr02 · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, I couldn't find where you called this blackmail in your earlier post. All I see is a reference to LUGs shooting themselves in the foot.

    4. Re:Linux terrorists by The+Bungi · · Score: 1

      Abstract thought is sometimes hard. I understand.

    5. Re:Linux terrorists by haggar · · Score: 1

      Hit the nail on the head.

      I alwayst thought that the "penguinista" designation some Linux users like to float around, is destructive in the very same way.

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    6. Re:Linux terrorists by rmohr02 · · Score: 1

      Then I'll spell it out for you--I didn't say this wasn't blackmail. I did say it's not LUGs shooting themselves in the foot.

    7. Re:Linux terrorists by The+Bungi · · Score: 1
      I did say it's not LUGs shooting themselves in the foot.

      Right. Of course.

  30. But you still have to open it by bjschrock · · Score: 1

    The only hardware modification necessary is a dollop of solder on the write-enable pads on the motherboard.

    I see the point, you don't have to buy and install a modchip, but you still have to open up the XBox. I would much rather install a modchip that I can remove if need be than reflash the original BIOS with the potential of creating a nice plastic brick. This sounds like another one of those "because we can" things...

    1. Re:But you still have to open it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yea a matrix is the cost of one fucking game and takes 10 minutes to install and requires the skill of using a screwdriver! and you can take it off or disable it whenever you want. and thats not to mention the new x2's and shit with switches and stuff. i think anyone who wants or wanted to hax0r their xbox already has a modchip or will just buy one anyway.

    2. Re:But you still have to open it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If you're thinking of buying a mod chip, it's worth a try reflashing the original BIOS. All the new gen mod chips are are BIOS replacements, so if you try the flash and it doesn't work, you can buy the mod chip after all and use it to reflash the onboard BIOS. Not a difficult trick at all.

    3. Re:But you still have to open it by milkman_matt · · Score: 1
      I would much rather install a modchip that I can remove if need be than reflash the original BIOS with the potential of creating a nice plastic brick.

      S'what I liked about the old cheap-ass disc swapping tricks in ps1. Sure it wasn't just put in a disc and turn on the system, but at least you didn't risk .. well, anything at all!

      -matt

  31. Re:fuck you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ummm, the X-Box is powered by a Pentium 3.

  32. good luck guys.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    In their near future, I see these boys living in niacve little cells, being sodimized my michael's boy friends on a nightly basis.


    So remember this kiddies: mess with linux, you get sodimized.

    1. Re:good luck guys.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And its legal now for them to be sodomized... :D Thanks Supreme Court... :D

      cnn story (Click the link, read the article)

  33. bluff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Geez man, when did slashdot turn into the national enquirer.

    This is the most obvious bluff that I think I've ever seen.

  34. La Cosa Nostra by ohboy-sleep · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are they going to start forming gangs? Are they going to walk into a local shop and threaten to fdisk their customer data unless they get their protection money?

  35. This is the wrong approach. by csguy314 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Trying to twist Microsoft's arm into releasing an official Linux bootloader is definitely the wrong way to go. If people were able to convince MS that there was actually a market for that sort of thing then they might do it themselves, but that's doubtful. Nevertheless, trying to blackmail MS into doing it will only increase the already massive resentment MS suits feel towards the open source movement.
    And quite frankly it doesn't make the Linux crown look very nice. Not that MS has very moral business practices; but there's no need to lower ourselves to their level.

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    1. Re:This is the wrong approach. by Ktulu_03 · · Score: 1

      I agree. I think they should just release the hack. Trying to blackmail MS like this is just going to be laughed at by MS, instead of being taken seriously. Though, I imagine any attempt to crack Xbox encryption like this is just laughed away anyways.

    2. Re:This is the wrong approach. by SethJohnson · · Score: 1


      I fully agree with you. This does cast a somewhat negative light on the linux crowd.

      increase the already massive resentment MS suits feel towards the open source movement.

      But something tells me that Microsoft is already as opposed as possible to open source. I don't think even a 9/11-style attack against Redmond would make them hate open source any more than they already do.

      What would be a cool solution to this situation, though, would be if Microsoft were to frame this as an environmental / global responsibility issue and promised to release a linux bootloader at the end of the XboX 1.0's product lifecycle. That way, they could say that this hardware can be repurposed in any number of ways once they're done making money off it. Instead of following other dead consoles into the landfill, obsolete xBoX hardware can chug along for a few more years as PVRs, answering machines, ogg vorbis servers, etc. and then be thrown into the landfill.
    3. Re:This is the wrong approach. by benjamindees · · Score: 1
      there's no need to lower ourselves to their level

      Apparently there is. If this is as bad as it gets, asking Microsoft to compete fairly before forcing them, no one should have any problem with that.

      Microsoft politely asked Netscape to divvy-up the browser market, then proceeded to decimate them using monopolistic trade practices when they refused.

      Apparently that was completely legal and justified. Now they can't complain when those same tactics are used against them.

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    4. Re:This is the wrong approach. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trying to twist Microsoft's arm into releasing an official Linux bootloader is definitely the wrong way to go.

      This was modded +4 Insightful? Why isn't there a mod -1 bloody obvious?

    5. Re:This is the wrong approach. by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      And quite frankly it doesn't make the Linux crown[sic] look very nice.
      The "Linux crowd" is not some sort of unified front. There's a lot of very different folks here, and some of us don't even like each other very much.

      Blackmail would be something like "Give us the codes" or "Give us some money". Essential to blackmail is the transfer of valuable assets from the blackmailee to the blackmailer. "Give me money or I'll tell" is blackmail. "You tell or I'll tell" is not.

      Microsoft would love to have a unified Linux front to attack. "The already massive resentment MS suits feel towards the open source movement" will only increase, partly due to open source managing to be in a place other than where Microsoft successfully attacks.

      This may be a bluff. It might not be. It might be a bluff, but somebody else holds the winning hand. It will be interesting to see how Microsoft plays it. And the next and the next ...

  36. Re:Pipedot. Geek news without the slant. by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

    No doubt. I'm still trying to figure out how the word "exploit" was derived.

  37. Screwed by Zarxos · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...either release a digitally-signed official Linux bootloader or face the release of a new exploit that supposedly works without a modchip.

    Well, sounds like Microsoft is screwed either way!

  38. seems risky by Tancred · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sounds like a good way to end up in jail.

    True. However, if the story is true, then the blackmailers are quite technologically savvy. If they also have the willpower (e.g. not bragging about it), it could be next to impossible to trace.

    1. Re:seems risky by fobbman · · Score: 1

      At this point, the only technology that they have proven to have is the ability to send emails to Microsoft. And the ability to make demands that Dr. Evil would laugh at.

  39. Re:fuck you by sublimusasterisk · · Score: 2, Informative


    Um... the XBox Runs on an Intel (read, x86) Pentium III chip. So these guys are running Linux on x86 too.

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  40. Re:The land of the free by goldspider · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "if the DMCA didn't exist then they wouldn't need to blackmail M$."

    And if I were rich, I wouldn't have to rob a bank.

    So does the fact that I'm not rich justify my robbing a bank?

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  41. DMCA - in Australia? by Ron+Harwood · · Score: 1

    Last I heard US laws don't apply in .au

    Does Australia have an equivalent?

    1. Re:DMCA - in Australia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that the big State way out there by Hawaii?

    2. Re:DMCA - in Australia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was going to post essentially the same comment. Then I remembered a particular Russian researcher and how the U.S. government interpreted their jurisdiction in his case.

    3. Re:DMCA - in Australia? by Danse · · Score: 1

      Yes, but they had to catch him on US turf. They didn't yank him out of Russia.

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  42. No chip needed but you will need a soldering iron. by Carbon+Unit+549 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sadly this is still not the holy grail of the unmodified box.

    The only hardware modification necessary is a
    dollop of solder on the write-enable pads on the motherboard.

    It's because of the added solder that the group isn't eligible for the $100,000 prize being offered to the first person to run Linux on the Xbox with no hardware modifications at all.

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  43. Xbox is sucking away their money by chia_monkey · · Score: 1

    From the article: However, the group believes that it's time to make it easier for users to take the steps necessary to run Linux on the console. Because the claimed chain of exploits is independent of any game, they could prove to become very popular. Users could download them from the Internet and load them into the Xbox through a memory card.

    Does anyone else find this kinda funny? Isn't Microsoft losing billions of dollars a year on Xbox sales? They're pricing so low and using their deep pockets to try to gain the market share and unseat PS2. In a way, this may actually help sales and have more people buying the hardware, thus gaining market share, then they can jack up the prices again and break even or even make a profit on each unit sold.

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    "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts...for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang
  44. Life Imitates art.. by Xunker · · Score: 1

    This is such a flashback.

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  45. Stupidity and Pointlessness by AvantLegion · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Why should Microsoft allow running Linux on their Xbox?

    Better question: why does anyone care??

    You want to run Linux on a $200 device? Buy an e-Machine and shut the fuck up. Linux on the Xbox serves no purpose except for "huh huh, Linux on a Microsoft machine, huh huh huhuhuhuh, I'm a super l33t geex0r!"

    Stuff like this is an embarrassment. I hope they get slapped silly with lawsuits.

    1. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by garcia · · Score: 2, Informative

      agreed except for the point of it NOT being quite as powerful in the media department (tv-out, etc).

      I have been quite happy w/Linux on my E-machine 1.8Ghz. It's fast, it's stable, and it was cheap as hell.

    2. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by SQLz · · Score: 1

      Because the e-machine doesn't fit in the stereo component cabinet and come with 3d hardware.

    3. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Oh but its my hardware and i have a right to do what i want with it and .

      Microsoft would be well served to release an official linux bootloader. The whole linux-on-xbox angle is a front to sell the mod chips.

      "Hey, this mod is for linux not copying games for free!"

      Microsoft could put an end to that bogus claim.

      Of course they'd have to tweak it somehow so that the bios couldnt be flashed. Which I'm not sure is possible. So I guess this is "Hey MS publish an easy way for us to pirate our warez or we'll do it the hard way!"

      Whatever. The xbox is a piece of crap game-wise anyways. It's been two years and still Halo is really the only worthwhile exclusive title.

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    4. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by Xerithane · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Why should Microsoft allow running Linux on their Xbox?

      XBox == Hardware, which means it's mine. If I want to flash the BIOS, that's my thing. Microsoft should allow a signed Linux bootloader so they can control what it actually boots (instead of botting pirated games.)

      You want to run Linux on a $200 device? Buy an e-Machine and shut the fuck up. Linux on the Xbox serves no purpose except for "huh huh, Linux on a Microsoft machine, huh huh huhuhuhuh, I'm a super l33t geex0r!"

      I can understand your point, but you have to look at the differences here:
      XBox has a custom NV2X chip, designed for TV Output. It has a decent CPU, 64MB RAM, and a decent size hardware.

      It's an appliance box, not a full computer. I would love to have Linux (Or some other flexible operating system) running on there for Jukebox/graphics capabilities.

      Stuff like this is an embarrassment. I hope they get slapped silly with lawsuits.

      It's a shame you feel that way, because they are doing the same things that made Slashdot a possibility. (Remember the altair, and if you don't, go rent some real documentaries.)

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    5. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by palewhitemale · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      well avant....Since I spend my 200 beans on an Xbox I would like to be able to do what I like with it....I suppose you would think it's ok for Dell to solder in the RAM and not let you open your case? How can you wish a lawsuit on anybody? You're clearly a douchebag and don't understand the spirit of ownership...go ahead, succumb to the corporate ideal of you don't own what you buy...
      also, why the fuck would MS care what you run if you are still buying their hardware?

    6. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by Zan+Zu+from+Eridu · · Score: 1
      Because it's my Xbox once I bought it. If I don't infringe on copyrights there is no international law to stop an non-US Xbox owner to run anything he likes, or to modify the Xbox until even MS doesn't recognize it anymore.

      More so, if MS refuses this, it would be a valid reason for reverse-engineering the Xbox in many countries (interoperability with linux).

    7. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by fupeg · · Score: 1

      If you were hoping for a piece of hardware that you would be able to do "what you like with it" then you should not have bought an XBox. With your logic, then buying a DSS and modding it so you don't have to pay for any channels is also ok.

    8. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by underwmj · · Score: 1

      I agree with you and the parent. Microsoft doesn't really care if you trash the box, they already have your money, so do what thy will. But if anyone thinks that this is ever really going to go anywhere, they are not very realistic.

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    9. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You analogy is fucked. Exactly how is Microsoft losing money by allowing people to run Linux on the X box? Last I checked, Linux cannot run X box games so Linux users would still have to shell out for them.

    10. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by Centinel · · Score: 1
      also, why the fuck would MS care what you run if you are still buying their hardware?

      Because Redmond sold that hardware at a deliberate loss in anticipation of customers making up for the margins on game sales.

      I agree that if you buy a physical device it's now your private property and nobody should have the right to tell me what I can or can't do with it, however.

      Redmond's business model in this case is analagous to GM trying to make it illegal for anyone to use anything but genuine AC-Delco parts in their Corvettes.

    11. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by workindev · · Score: 1, Insightful

      XBox == Hardware, which means it's mine

      Which does not mean that they have to support everything you want to do on it. If you want to spend $200 to rip it apart, load new software on it and turn it into a dishwasher, you are free to give it a try (its your hardware). You just can't expect Microsoft to help you do it.

      Its like complaining that Ford made it too hard to change your Expedition into an airplane.

    12. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by CoughDropAddict · · Score: 1

      Why should Microsoft allow running Linux on their Xbox?

      Once I purchase it, it is my Xbox. Your rhetoric betrays you, and answers your own question.

    13. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? I guess I should throw out my copies of Panzer Dragoon Orta, Splinter Cell, Phantasy Star Online, MechAssault and Morrowind for Xbox then, huh? Idiot. There's plenty of good games.

    14. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      "You want to run Linux on a $200 device? Buy an e-Machine and shut the fuck up. Linux on the Xbox serves no purpose except for "huh huh, Linux on a Microsoft machine, huh huh huhuhuhuh, I'm a super l33t geex0r!""

      Linux on the X-Box is better than linux on an e-machines device because the x-box has some relatively powerful computational hardware in it. So if you had linux on an x-box, you could hook a bunch of them up together and have a cheap cluster that takes up very little space. You could also use a bunch of them as a cheap server farm. Thus it does have legal applications. Those suggestions would not work as well with cheap e-machines boxes.

      So basically ... imagone a Beowulf cluster of those!

    15. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by kavau · · Score: 1
      Better question: why does anyone care??

      I raised just this question a while ago in a similar XBox discussion, albeit asking in a nicer way. My favorite answer went along the lines of:

      "Uh, if you can't see the benefits of running an operating system on a different piece of hardware, I just don't know how relate to you!"

      Kind of proved your point. XBox hacking is done for the sake of XBox hacking. Any "true nerd" would probably grasp the importance of these projects intuitively, but alas, as mere mortals we don't have a chance to understand...

    16. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by Kupek · · Score: 1

      Why care? Because some people thought it would be fun. What's wrong with that?

    17. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You ignorant ass. Nobody is claiming that it is not your Xbox, and you are free to do whatever you want with it. But that in no way obligates Microsoft to support you in doing it. You paid them $200 for a Game Console, and thats what they gave you.

    18. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think you can get DRI working on one of those puppies?

    19. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      Which does not mean that they have to support everything you want to do on it. If you want to spend $200 to rip it apart, load new software on it and turn it into a dishwasher, you are free to give it a try (its your hardware). You just can't expect Microsoft to help you do it.

      Yes, but Mr. Kneejerk, they said "Why should Microsoft allow running Linux on their Xbox" and now you are changing what we're talking about. We're talking about "Allowing" and you are talking about "Supporting." Do you see the difference? There is also such a thing as releasing Unsupported Applications.

      Its like complaining that Ford made it too hard to change your Expedition into an airplane.

      Oh wait, now it's back to allowing instead of supporting... Will you make up your mind so you don't come off sounding like a schizophrenic?

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    20. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by AvantLegion · · Score: 1
      The problem with that is that they could "hack" all they want and have fun with it, WITHOUT turning it into some kind of Microsoft "how dare you have a closed system" ultimatum.

    21. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by AvantLegion · · Score: 1
      well avant....Since I spend my 200 beans on an Xbox I would like to be able to do what I like with it

      When you spent the money, you knew you were buying a closed system.

      .I suppose you would think it's ok for Dell to solder in the RAM and not let you open your case?

      Nope, because I buy the Dell knowing it's an open system. I bought the Xbox knowing it is a closed system.

      And if you were too dumb to make the purchases without knowing that, then too bad for you.

    22. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well avant....Since I spend my 200 beans on an Xbox I would like to be able to do what I like with it....I suppose you would think it's ok for Dell to solder in the RAM and not let you open your case? How can you wish a lawsuit on anybody? You're clearly a douchebag and don't understand the spirit of ownership...go ahead, succumb to the corporate ideal of you don't own what you buy... also, why the fuck would MS care what you run if you are still buying their hardware?

      If Dell sold a computer with RAM soldered in, and it was clearly marked that this could not be modified (as it is with the Xbox), then why the hell would buy it and still expect them to support you in adding more RAM?

      Maytag Technical Support: Maytag Tech Support, How can I help you?

      Rabid Linux User: Yeah, I'm trying to load Linux on my new washing machine, but I can't get it to work.

      Maytag Technical Support: Um, that's not supported with our washing machines.

      Rabid Linux User: WHAT THE HELL! THIS IS MY HARDWARE! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT!!! I'M GONNA BLACKMAIL YOU UNTIL YOU HELP ME OUT!!!!!!

    23. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by moonbender · · Score: 1

      Note he said exclusive title. PSO, Splinter Cell and Morrowind are not exclusive, dunno about the remainind two.

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    24. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by workindev · · Score: 1

      What the hell are you talking about? You are "allowed" to do whatever the hell you want with it. What you are asking is for Microsoft to support you in doing it.

    25. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 1

      To me $100,000 isn't pointless. One person who might think otherwise is Dark Lord Redmond, it can... is it? Bill is that you?

    26. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      XBox == Hardware, which means it's mine. If I want to flash the BIOS, that's my thing. Microsoft should allow a signed Linux bootloader so they can control what it actually boots (instead of botting pirated games.)

      TV = hardware too, how about running linux on that? Or how about installing it on your Car? Its your hardware!

      That arguement is silly and only goes so far. Consoles have always been closed devices, and unless you go out and solder it up, then don't complain when you cant run what you want on it. Just go buy a $200 PC if you really want to run Linux on that - and by the way, it'll probably be twice as fast as the Xbox.

      BillG probably figures that once they let Linux on it, people will hack the fuck out of it to get whatever they want running on it anyways.

    27. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by prozac79 · · Score: 1
      XBox == Hardware, which means it's mine. If I want to flash the BIOS, that's my thing. Microsoft should allow a signed Linux bootloader so they can control what it actually boots (instead of botting pirated games.)

      I think there are two different issues at play here. One is allowing people to do what they want with the hardware they bought. I'm all in favor of that. If someone wants to void the warranty of a product, fine...it's their nickel. They bought it, they broke it, it's not Microsoft's problem anymore.

      However, what the group in the article is proposing is that Microsoft has to go out of their way to support different configurations. Do they want Microsoft to hire a new development team for an Xbox-Linux project? Do they want Microsoft to spend millions of dollars for a product they do not have a need for in their particular business strategy? What are they going to do next? Are they going to force every consumer electronics product to support Linux or else? Give me a break!

      In conclusion, if Microsoft doesn't want to support a particular configuration, they don't have to. However, they also shouldn't be able to stop people from using hardware they have purchased anyway they please.

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    28. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by Euphonious+Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
      There are plenty of good reasons to want to be able to boot Linux on an unmodified Xbox.

      First, there are millions of them out there. For anybody who already has one, it's not $200, or $150, it's free (as in beer). Lots of kids get them as birthday, graduation, or Xmas presents. We have the opportunity to rescue all that hardware (and all those kids) from MS oblivion.

      Second, there are millions of Xboxes out there. Visiting friends or family, and want to check your e-mail? If they have an Xbox, just boot up your handy Linux CD and you're on. Want to demonstrate what Linux is all about? People would worry about you messing with their computer, but not about putting your "game" CD in their Xbox.

      Third, Xboxes are going to be $50 on E-bay pretty soon, and sold at garage sales all over town. It's cheap hardware in a well-known configuration. When you see a random P2-533 box on the table, who knows what's in there, or whether it's worth the $30? With an Xbox, you know.

    29. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Redmond's business model in this case is analagous to GM trying to make it illegal for anyone to use anything but genuine AC-Delco parts in their Corvettes.

      I may have missed something, but did they make it illegal to try and get Linux to run on the X-Box?

    30. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by uninstall · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why should Microsoft allow running Linux on their Xbox?

      Hi, I am a member of the slashdot welcome team. You must be new here.

      Welcome!

    31. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by MadCow42 · · Score: 1

      >> It's an appliance box, not a full computer

      You said it yourself... although it would be "cool" to run Linux on it, it is NOT designed to be a full computer, and M$ should NOT have to make it possible to do anything else with it than what they designed it for.

      Sure, if you want to hack it, solder it, or whatever to make it do something else, that should be 100% your perogiative.

      However, consider this: your new 2003 Ford Mustang has a computer in it too... do you want to force Ford to make it possible to run Linux on it so you can have fun making the lights blink?

      MadCow.

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      I used to have a sig, but I set it free and it never came back.
    32. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      XBox == Hardware, which means it's mine. If I want to flash the BIOS, that's my thing. Microsoft should allow a signed Linux bootloader so they can control what it actually boots (instead of botting pirated games.)

      they should also allow re-assembly of all code to emulate PPC, so i can run Mac OS X. damn micro$oft, this XBOX is MINE, I'll get it to do what I want, not YOU!

      It's an appliance box, not a full computer.

      and Microsoft better make sure i can use it as a freezer, because it's MINE!

    33. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by zakezuke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why should Microsoft allow running Linux on their Xbox?

      Microsoft should care because they are selling the xbox at a loss, based under the assumption that buying games will be profitable.

      While you may disagree with their business practices, it's their product and they have the right to choose how it is sold. While I think they are missing a bet, as they chould choose to sell the Xbox with a basic linux distro, one designed for basic web browsing and e-mail, it's their choice not to create such a product. Sad really, but it's their choice.

      ---

      As far as buying a $200 e-machine... well I'm not sure they are quite that cheep with deven TV output, and that's the marketable thing about the x-box, is it hooks up to a TV. While you can argue that you can get a video card with TVoutput, that'll take extra cables between your TV and your PC. The X-box is a $200 device that will fit nice into your AV stack. Further more, it's an ethernet device too.

      For someone like my self, who would require a 33ft run between my PC and TV, i'd much rather go ethernet then Svideo. Cat5 is cheeper and reading a mpeg / avi file from my PC and playing on the Xbox is a fuck of alot better then a long ass Svideo run.
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      For me, it's not about being l33t geex0r, it's just practical. The x-box would be a useful product if it permited a basic operating system. I can use cheep wires to watch shit on my TV. I can download the required codex to play the media, and not have to worry about buying the approperate media player. It's only common sence... While there are those who don't mind having a PC next to their TV, or having a long ass cable run, there are those of us who just don't have the room nor the desire for implement it.

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    34. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by reallocate · · Score: 1

      >> ...they are doing the same things that made Slashdot a possibility...

      Threats of extortion made Slashdot the deepest cesspool on the web?

      Too bad it worked.

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      -- Slashdot: When Public Access TV Says "No"
    35. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by notNeilCasey · · Score: 1

      Want to run Linux on a device that supports TV-Out with 0 XFree configuration required right of the box, has controllers supported in Linux for games, a solid video card, built in Ethernet, has several distributions optimized for its standardized hardware and looks nice as a media center in a home theater setup? For UNDER $200 on eBay?

      Now don't get me wrong, these guys are silly, but Linux on an XBox has plenty of uses. MythTV frontend anyone?

      -Neil

    36. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by Centinel · · Score: 1
      I may have missed something, but did they make it illegal to try and get Linux to run on the X-Box?

      I don't believe there has been a test case yet for someone running linux on an Xbox, but the DOJ is going after modchippers already:

      IsoNews Ostensibly Shut Down By The DOJ

    37. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Buy an e-Machine and shut the fuck up.

      If they'd use this slogan in their advertising, I'd run right out...

    38. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by AvantLegion · · Score: 1
      Redmond's business model in this case is analagous to GM trying to make it illegal for anyone to use anything but genuine AC-Delco parts in their Corvettes.

      This fails on a number of levels.

      Cars come with parts that tend to work for a long time. So purchasing parts is not really very high on the "where we make money" totem pole.

      A better comparison would be equating games to gasoline, but the car manufacturers don't get that gas money.

      MS and all the other console manufacturers COULD follow the car manufacturer's business model. But then you'd get $700 consoles that you're only expected to buy about 1 game for.

    39. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by qtp · · Score: 1

      Why should Microsoft allow running Linux on their Xbox?

      To get Linux people to buy an Xbox.

      I'm sure that I'd buy games for my Xbox if I had one, but I'm sure as hell not going to buy one unless I can run Linux on it.

      I want my Xbox/GNU/Linux brand webtv!

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    40. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by The+Bungi · · Score: 1
      We have the opportunity to rescue all that hardware (and all those kids) from MS oblivion.

      You people sound like christian missionaries. "We'll rescue you from your heathen make-believe gods. We know what's best for you. We have the True Imaginary Friend".

      Fuck off and die.

    41. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Your rhetoric betrays you, and answers your own question.

      Your stupidity betrays you.

    42. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by cheezedawg · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you should read the article before you start spouting off next time.

      In case you missed it, these geeks are demanding that Microsoft release a signed Linux boot loader. Hmmmmmmm. That sounds like they are asking for support after all.

      Microsoft is in no way obligated to do this, and there are probably several big business reasons why they would want to anyway. So go ahead and do whatever you want with your hardware, but don't expect Microsoft to just stand on the sidelines without taking steps to prevent it. It is their business, after all...

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    43. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Step 2 is to blackmail Nvidia for the drivers.

    44. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by fupeg · · Score: 1
      From the article:
      the release of new Xbox exploits that the researchers claim to have developed to run Linux on the console could have the side effect of allowing piracy without the need to install a mod chip
      The original post stated that if you buy something then you should be able to do whatever you want to it. That could include a "harmless" install of Linux, but obviously it could also include mods that allow for pirated games to be played on the XBox. Microsoft makes no money by selling an XBox (it is a well documented fact that they lose money on it), they make money off the games. So clearly giving a carte blanche on mods to the XBox could indeed cost them a lot of money.
    45. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I can understand your point, but you have to look at the differences here: XBox has a custom NV2X chip, designed for TV Output. It has a decent CPU, 64MB RAM, and a decent size hardware.

      It's an appliance box, not a full computer. I would love to have Linux (Or some other flexible operating system) running on there for Jukebox/graphics capabilities.

      Yeah, let me know when you've written a decent linux driver for that custom NV2X chip. Until then, you've paid $200 for a computer with a 733Mhz processor and an 8GB hard drive.

    46. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by cheezedawg · · Score: 1

      I suppose you would think it's ok for Dell to solder in the RAM and not let you open your case?

      Yes, in fact I do think that is perfectly ok. It is also perfectly ok for me to choose not to buy a system like that.

      In fact, many products we buy are designed to make it difficult to use them in unintended ways. CPU's lock the clock multiplier so it is harder to overclock, for example. Does that mean that you do not own the chip, or that you don't have the right to try to hack the chip to unlock it (like that pencil trick with locked Athlons a few years back)? Of course not.

      The xbox is no different- it was intentionally designed to make it hard to run "unapproved" software. This was never a secret. If you don't like that, don't buy an xbox.

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      "The defense of freedom requires the advance of freedom" - George W Bush
    47. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by dissy · · Score: 1

      > You want to run Linux on a $200 device? Buy an e-Machine and shut the fuck up.

      Uhh, but an eMachine is a COMPUTER
      The xBox is a VIDEO GAME CONSOLE

      If you dont know the uses for each, you really shouldnt be telling anyone else which one they need over the other.

      Remember, its YOU that assumed it would be used like a computer in the first place. Most people would want to run linux on an xbox so they can actually write GAMES for the thing!

      I hate to sound so much like flamebait, but 'i know whats best for everyone' attitudes really piss me off :/

    48. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      some relatively powerful computational hardware

      Ah- computational hardware... Wait- what other kinds of hardware is there? Oh thats right, you are just trying to use big words because you think it makes you sound smart. Well, we aint buying it- your as dumb as a box of rox.

    49. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by Markus+Registrada · · Score: 1
      Bitter about your karma rating, I see. Interestingly, bitterness is bad for your karma rating, too, even if it's bitterness about your karma rating.

      (By the way, others reading the parent posting read that line with its intended humor.)

    50. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by The+Bungi · · Score: 1
      Bitter about your karma rating, I see.

      Nope. Karma's fine, for all it matters. That's why I can post at +2. Thanks for asking tho.

    51. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by NullProg · · Score: 1

      The xBox is a VIDEO GAME CONSOLE

      I don't mean to be rude (or attack you), but clarify this statement for me. If it feels like a computer, smells like a computer, and acts like a computer, what is it?
      A SVGA monitor and keyboard does not make a computer. Sony and Nintendo use custom made chips and components, Microsoft does not.

      Be nice with your response.
      Enjoy,

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      It's just the normal noises in here.
    52. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      What the hell are you talking about? You are "allowed" to do whatever the hell you want with it. What you are asking is for Microsoft to support you in doing it.

      Really? Could you quote me on that... really, go ahead and try. Do you find that you win more arguments when you make up what the other person is saying?

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    53. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you should read the article before you start spouting off next time.

      Perhaps you should actually read my comment. It was really brief, too.

      In case you missed it, these geeks are demanding that Microsoft release a signed Linux boot loader.

      Wrong. The geeks are saying, "We want to talk to Microsoft about releasing a signed Linux bootloader, we have a method for doing it but it allows pirated games to boot so if Microsoft doesn't cooperate we're going to release it and Microsoft loses out."

      Microsoft is in no way obligated to do this, and there are probably several big business reasons why they would want to anyway. So go ahead and do whatever you want with your hardware, but don't expect Microsoft to just stand on the sidelines without taking steps to prevent it. It is their business, after all...

      There are a lot of reasons why they would want to, and the issue is piracy like the geeks are trying to prevent. Just issuing a signed boot loader that someone else wrote isn't a big challenge for Microsoft, but fighting a losing battle against piracy is a big challenge.

      Microsoft can try to prevent it, but it'll be just like the RIAA vs. P2P. They are smarter to adapt to the technology and offer a signed boot loader that has anti-piracy measures built in.

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      Dacels Jewelers can't be trusted.
    54. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by dissy · · Score: 1

      A video game console is what you expect to find in your friends and familys livingrooms connected to the TV with the 4 joysticks.

      A computer is the thing on the desk that one person sits at and operates while optionally other people sit around watching or being bored.

      Ok, atari and NES may have been before computers were this popular, but explain why consoles like xbox and ps2 are even sold at all when the same software can run on a normal PC already?
      Its not beyond our technology to make any game made for ps2 or xbox or dreamcast to be coded on windows.
      Yet they dont, they still make consoles, people still buy them, they must be doing something right.

      Playing games is an experence more than just the software.
      I would expect most people would prefer to play games on a console, not a computer.

    55. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by eMartin · · Score: 1

      "While I think they are missing a bet, as they chould choose to sell the Xbox with a basic linux distro, one designed for basic web browsing and e-mail, it's their choice not to create such a product. Sad really, but it's their choice."

      If they wanted it to be used for that, why wouldn't they just use a basic Windows distro?

    56. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by yerricde · · Score: 1

      While you may disagree with their business practices, it's their product

      Until I give Best Buy my money.

      and they have the right to choose how it is sold.

      Do they have the right to choose how it is used after it is sold, "first sale" and all?

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    57. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by NullProg · · Score: 1

      A video game console is what you expect to find in your friends and familys livingrooms connected to the TV with the 4 joysticks.
      Before I bought my house, I had my computers in the living room. Before there were lan parties (back in the 1980's) we had parties were the Apple ][e (or C64) with (multiple joysticks) was hooked to the computer with NTSB (TV) output. Lots of multiplayer games via diskette.

      I still don't see your logic with consoles vs computers.

      Enjoy,

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      It's just the normal noises in here.
    58. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by Shippy · · Score: 1

      Sure, these are all nice reasons to want to be able to boot Linux on an unmodded Xbox, but you're not giving any reasons why Microsoft should want to do this. All of the reasons you list show exactly why MS would not want to provide a signed Linux distro. The Xbox hackers need to provide Microsoft with valid reasons why they should.

      I actually would love to hear those reasons, but unfortunately I'm not sure they exist. The console gaming business model (not just Microsoft's) is to sell the console at a loss and make the money back with the games (kinda like printers). I'm sure they don't really want it this way, but they have to compete with other cool systems (like the PS2). I don't think any company would be compelled to go with something that: 1) Would guarantee losing money and 2) Enhances the competition. It just doesn't make good business sense.

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    59. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      "Well, we aint buying it- your as dumb as a box of rox."

      The next time you attempt to insult someone's intelligence, please use correct grammar.

    60. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by Markus+Registrada · · Score: 1
      I can't think of any reason why Microsoft would want to sign a bootloader. That doesn't mean they won't. It just means that persuasion may be needed. Consider that only one bootloader (or anything that may be made to answer as a bootloader) would be needed, and that they will have to sign hundreds of things without being able to afford to look very closely at them. Probably they have the legal right to recall a product that turns out to contain a bootloader, but once it's out, the necessary tracks will be readily copyable to appropriate media along with a whole bootable GNU or BSD distribution.

      Probably if they turn out to have signed something they regret, future versions of the console will recognize and reject that signature (and owners of the affected CDs would be obliged to trade them in, if they want to use them on a newer console), but millions of existing consoles would remain useful, and may achieve a second life after MS has disowned them. It would probably be wise to keep several signed loaders in reserve, so that when one is repudiated, and the next version of the console released, then the next loader may be pressed into service.

    61. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      Do they have the right to choose how it is used after it is sold, "first sale" and all?

      Fuck no! I would think not anyway. If you want to use your Xbox as a high tech planter, that should be spiffy. If you bought one for someone that never bought any games for it, the microsoft police shouldn't go after you. It's not like there is a contract requiring you to buy media from microsoft. It's their choice to sell it at a loss. The worst they can do to my knowlege is not support shit they don't want to.

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    62. Re:Stupidity and Pointlessness by giraffecock · · Score: 0
      why did you cry when they put a fence around the schoolyard?

      you'll stay a virgin forever.

  46. Um... by r00k123 · · Score: 4, Funny
    This "secret" has been public for a while now.

    There was even a /. story about it: here

    Big threat...the info is already out there.

    "I demand MS give me a copy of WinXP signed by BILL GATES HIMSELF or I will REVEAL THAT THE SECRET DOS COMMAND TO LIST ALL FILES!"

    -Ben

    1. Re:Um... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      "I demand MS give me a copy of WinXP signed by BILL GATES HIMSELF or I will REVEAL THAT THE SECRET DOS COMMAND TO LIST ALL FILES!"

      Actually they would be more likely to agree to that one. After all, a copy of XP costs them almost nothing (what, a few cents to press the CD?) and having another installed user is probably worth something. Bill's time is probably worth a bit though. Maybe if you asked for it to be signed by Ballmer you'd get one...

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    2. Re:Um... by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      dir /s /a \

      If anyone cares but doesn't already know.

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    3. Re:Um... by rapett0 · · Score: 1

      Ah, the Iraqi Information Minister strikes again.

  47. It's a trap! by Rayonic · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is all an elaborate ploy by Microsoft to get everyone to buy an Xbox. They want you to believe that either A) Linux bootloader will be released, or B) 37337 exploit will be released. Don't fall for it!

    Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to fashion a tinfoil helmet to block the RFID chip the dentist put in my molar.

    1. Re:It's a trap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dumbass, your molars are in your head, putting on a tinfoil helmet will only amplify the radio waves. You need to chew the tinfoil helmet, this will short out the RFID chip!

    2. Re:It's a trap! by Firestorm_Rising · · Score: 1

      or B) 37337 exploit will be released. Can someone tell me where I get a beta of the "Eteet Exploit"?

    3. Re:It's a trap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here!

      Hah! And you Linux geeks always beat your chests about being able to download ISOs off the web for your OS of choice!

    4. Re:It's a trap! by Rayonic · · Score: 1

      > Can someone tell me where I get a beta of the "Eteet Exploit"?

      Darn typoes -- that was supposed to be "37347 exploit".

      Be afraid. Be very afraid.

  48. yea right! by Flunitrazepam · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Even if M$ , why would anyone believe whoever has this exploit wouldn't leak it anyway?

    IF this exploit exists at all, it will either be leaked or duplicated by someone else.

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  49. Reminds me of Cyrus the Virus... by Xentax · · Score: 1

    "Anybody moves and the bunny gets it!"

    Xentax

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    You shouldn't verb words.
  50. This makes little sense to me by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    A signed Linux boot loader will not allow users to load pirated games, they say.

    Horseshit. This plus opening your Xbox and changing the flash update jumper (by soldering) will let you do whatever you want to your Xbox.

    However, this update offers little that is not provided by the 007 buffer overflow, since all you have to do to get 007 is rent it from ballbuster or what have you, and you still need a memory card, and to get the exploit onto a memory card, which is what's stopping ME from doing it this way. Guess I'll be doing the swap trick.

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    1. Re:This makes little sense to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must know /someone/ with a modded box. Anybody that has a mod can copy the 007 save onto your memory card for you no problem. Ask around at your local college.

    2. Re:This makes little sense to me by Great+Malinko · · Score: 0

      The point is, the exploit they are refering to has no swap trick, just a saved game on a memory card that the xbox dash gets jiggy with. You dont need to have a game to use it just the saved game on a memory card. Also, you will not need to flash your bios to run un signed code on your xbox. Thats what they are talking about. YOU DONT NEED TO OPEN YOUR XBOX OR OWN ANY PARTICULAR GAME, THIS USES WHAT MS PUT IN THE BOX TO RUN UNSIGNED CODE. sheesh .... There you all happy now I let the cat out of the bag.

  51. Re:Pipedot. Geek news without the slant. by GMontag · · Score: 4, Funny

    Excuse me Sir. We have traditions straddling two millinea AND two centuries here.

    Are you proposing that we stomp on the most sacred?

  52. Oog have big dick! by serial+frame · · Score: 0

    This is evidently a case of penis-waving, and somewhat of a backhanded way to win that huge $$$ prize. Although you have to hand it to them, they DO have guts, as I'm sure they may already know the repercurssions of their threats.

    If Microsoft pursues this, they'd better hope that they get conjugal visits in the federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

    Though a hypothetical situation at best, my opinion of Microsoft would highly change if they make a direct response to the community, rather than pulling an umbrella move few people would be happy with.

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    And the Angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots! The cries of the carrots!"
    1. Re:Oog have big dick! by .@. · · Score: 1

      Okay, that's the third or fourth comment I've seen saying they'll win the $100k prize if MS releases a signed loader.

      They won't win the prize. The loader would still require the write-enable pads on the motherboard to be mechanically bridged. The prize specifies absolutely no hardware modifications as a prerequisite for winning.

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      .@.
    2. Re:Oog have big dick! by serial+frame · · Score: 1

      Thanks for resolving what I have posted in my drunken stupor.

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      And the Angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots! The cries of the carrots!"
    3. Re:Oog have big dick! by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      can't they put the loader on a cd along with linux and run that?

  53. What kind of statement is this? by JSkills · · Score: 1
    "I would love to see a signed Linux boot loader, even though I would essentially be out of business" ...

    Why would a person who runs a "mod-chip only" business want to be put OUT of business by some supposed software development?

    Am I missing something here?

    And yes - to the poster above, the whole concept sounds like a bluff to begin with ...

  54. Re:first post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wow, You actually made it!!!!!!!!

    not.

  55. This Brings To Mind The Movie Office Space by tealover · · Score: 1

    Notably, the reference to Federal Pound Me In The Ass Prison.

    Have fun fellas !

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    -- You see, there would be these conclusions that you could jump to
  56. WooHoo by notque · · Score: 3, Funny

    Finally some good press for Linux!

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    1. Re:WooHoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hehe.

  57. Shoot... by JoeLinux · · Score: 2, Funny

    I always used 0001235467.

    Yours is SO much simpler.

    Wow...even on piracy of unwanted/unused Operating systems, the linux community has found a more efficient method. I'm impressed.

    1. Re:Shoot... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      The algorithm is very simple. The first three letters are ignored. If there are four digits before the '-', then they control the version of the product, upgrade (0401 usually) or full (often 0402). The last seven digits must add up to a multiple of 7. The easiest way of doing this is either all 1 or all 7, although a very large number of other alternatives exist.

      Hmm, now I've explained how to bypass copy protection, I guess I've just violated the DMCA. Good thing I live in a free country (well for a few more months, until our version comes into effect...)

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    2. Re:Shoot... by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      And if you forget 1111-111111111 whatever, other combinations work also. Try 2222-22222222, 3333-33333333, and 9999-99999999. I think some of those work too.

    3. Re:Shoot... by kalidasa · · Score: 2, Funny

      I always used 0001235467.
      Yours is SO much simpler.

      Obligatory Spaceballs quote:

      "1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life. That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage."

  58. Worst case scenario by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

    It is likely that Microsoft would attempt to verify that this exploit exists before paying. After all, it's traditional to enclose a sample of your art before beginning any decent blackmail campaign. But this sample "exploit" could provpide enough information to both expose the hackers to criminal prosecution, and allow Microsoft to distribute patching programs in future games.

  59. Offtopic: Loose v. Lose by Osty · · Score: 2, Informative

    (emphasis is mine)

    It's real, they are missing the big picutre. MS looses money on every XBox sold. If they signed a Linux Bootloader that would be an endorsment of a way to loose money and I wouldn't doubt it to be against their own EULA for uses of the XBox.

    I really don't think Microsoft releases their money on every XBox sold. More likely, they fail to retain money on each XBox. I don't know whether to pity you for confusing "loose" and "lose" not once but twice, or to praise you for being consistent with your misspelling. Of course, making the same mistake twice means you really do seem to think that "lose" is spelled "loose", which is really sad.


    Where's LoseNotLooseGuy when you need him?

    1. Re:Offtopic: Loose v. Lose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever considered the possibility that not everyone who posts on here is a native writer and speaker of English? I for one have made the same mistake many times and just because someone happens to misspell a word doesn't mean that they are complete idiots. Knowing how to spell is important, but making fun of someone's spelling mistakes doesn't make you smarter, nor does it convey that you have any manners.

    2. Re:Offtopic: Loose v. Lose by randyest · · Score: 1

      Have you ever considered the possibility that non-native writers/speakers who post here would benefit from some grammar and spelling correction (a benefit that many such people actually pay for, offered here for FREE)? I know you, for one, have made the same mistake many times and perhaps a reminder or two, especially a funny or easy-to-remember one, would help you avoid the error in the future. Of course, just because someone happens to misspell a word doesn't mean that they are complete idiots, but presentation affects assimilation and interpretation, so you might benefit in many ways from improving your grammar and spelling. Knowing how to spell is important, and making fun of someone's spelling mistakes may, if they have the right attitude and sense of humor, help them improve. Of course, correcting someone doesn't make you smarter, nor does it convey that you have any manners, but it could help someone look like less of a moron and thereby more effectively convey a message.

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  60. sounds like something I tried once... by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 1

    I met Mike Tyson once. So what did I do? I smacked him upside the head...

    I am still in the hospital.

    yeah blackmail microsoft, GOOD IDEA GUYS...

  61. What's an 'X-box'? by fuchikoma · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It's 'Xbox'.

    No dash, no hyphen, no underscore, no nothing.

    It's not an acronym. No 'XBOX'.

    Big X. Little box.

    Xbox.

    2 billion dollars in advertising and production and MS can't get people to stop adding extra characters.

    1. Re:What's an 'X-box'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. That's the single pickiest motherfucking thing I've ever personally witnessed on a site full of picky motherfuckers.

    2. Re:What's an 'X-box'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are actually stupid enough to not make the connection between "Xbox" and "X-box", do us a favor and don't try to breed.

    3. Re:What's an 'X-box'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok then tuffstuff

      From now on LINUX is called LUNIX... if you too stupid to tell the difference between linux and lunix then dont breed asshole.

      Lets go install lunix everyone and defeat M$!

    4. Re:What's an 'X-box'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >From now on LINUX is called LUNIX... if you too stupid to tell the difference between linux and lunix then dont breed asshole.

      And if you are so stupid you can post to slashdot but not use google and notice that Lunix is a different product, but X-box isn't, please die.

    5. Re:What's an 'X-box'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, you're wrong.

      See www.xbox.com, Microsoft's official XBOX site?

      Notice how the logo is done. All the letters the same height! WOW!

      What does that mean? It means they're all caps! Holy shit!

      Just because Microsoft is so stupid they've decided to make the ASCII and JPG version of their logo in different case doesn't mean you have to be that dumb.

      $50,000 in schooling and english teachers still can't get people to use case properly.

  62. You still have to break out the solder by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1

    whupdee doo. This isn't any more frightening to MS than modchips I'm sure. As others have said before me, these guys are just digging their own graves. I mean if it was a pure software exploit, that didn't require any game, then great. But this is just slightly less effort (well maybe more effort) then a modchip and you still have to open the XBox.

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    Why not fork?
  63. yea.. by mschoolbus · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a good way to end up in jail.

    Yeah... Hence the previous quote: an anonymous X-Box security research team is threatening

  64. Hardware less hack! by snoozerdss · · Score: 4, Funny

    up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, B, A, select, start! ;)

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    Snoozer.
    1. Re:Hardware less hack! by j3110 · · Score: 1

      You've played too much Contra on the original NES.

      I still like the old IRC gag that has spread to Warcraft3 as well, so here is the apt slashdot version: Press Alt+F4 (or Ctrl+q) for excellent Karma.

      Now if only they could press F8 while the XBox booted, they could bypass all this security, right?

      --
      Karma Clown
  65. X-Knoppix by randomErr · · Score: 0

    This would make a great addition to Knoppix.

    An entire Linux operating system one CD running without a mod.

    --
    You say things that offend me and I can deal with it. Can you?
  66. Obligatory Futurama Quote by jdreed1024 · · Score: 1
    Robot: "Donbot, I can't make this week's loan payment. I beg of you - look in your hard drive, and open your mercy file".

    Donbot: "File not found".

    Clamps and Joey Mouspad shoot the robot full of holes.

    Donbot: "Let that be a lesson to ya."

    Robot: "Thank you Donbot".

    --
    There is no sig, there is only Zuul.
  67. Re:The land of the free by EpsCylonB · · Score: 2, Funny

    "if the DMCA didn't exist then they wouldn't need to blackmail M$."

    And if I were rich, I wouldn't have to rob a bank.

    So does the fact that I'm not rich justify my robbing a bank?


    Hmmm, the issue is this, if someone buys an xbox then they should be able to do whatever they like with it since they own it. The DMCA places restrictions on what you can do, it inhibits your freedom.

    The bank was never yours to begin with. Now go away and don't come back until you have found a better metaphor.

  68. These guys are idiots by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

    A group of Xbox security researchers say they have found a way to run Linux on the Xbox game console without a so-called mod chip and will go public with the technique if Microsoft won't talk to them about releasing an official Linux boot loader.

    Wtf is a "XBox security researchers" ?
    Anyway, here's why the "researchers" are stupid :

    Xbox security researchers: Hey Microsoft, either you release an official Linux bootloader or we tell everybody what your Xbox flaw is.

    Microsoft VP of engineering, to Microsoft engineer: what's that John, do we really have a flaw in the Xbox ?

    John: Dunno boss, why don't you ask them?

    MSVPE, to XSR: Hmm, well, okay then. But you need to tell us how you install Linux on the Xbox, cuz we don't know how to do it, we don't do Linux here.

    XSR: Pfft, easy does it, them M$ morons don't know anything about computing ark ark ark! You do this, then you do that, then you exploit this hole your stupid engineers left here, then presto Linux runs :-)

    MSVPE: Okay. We'll get back to you as soon as we're done.

    MSVPE, to MSE: John, here's the problem. You fix that RIGHT NOW so we can release uncrackable Xboxes from now on.

    So, the "researchers" are stupid because :

    - MS doesn't acknowledge (most likely), they go ahead and publish the hack, and the entire community looks like a group of whining threat-makers.

    - MS releases the Linux bootloader, then fix the flaw in later XBoxes and screws the rest of us Linux people, while at the same time, looks like the poor company that got its arm twisted by the 3v17 h4x0rs.

    They should just have gone ahead and posted it, instead of trying to look like they can play with the big boys. Real hackers share the knowledge immediately, they "just do it", they don't try to make their story foam first.

    --
    "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
    1. Re:These guys are idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RosCo! Them Duke boys is hackin this here X-Box! Git em!

      -Boss Hogg

  69. How to? by greygent · · Score: 1, Funny

    How do we make stories from michael not show up? I can't seem to figure it out, and I'm sick of reading his trolling.

    1. Re:How to? by HaloZero · · Score: 1

      Go back out to the /. homepage. Click on your username in the little 'This page was generated by a Squadron of Orange Monkeys for HaloZero (610207).' thinger.

      Select 'Preferences' from the top row of tab options.

      Then choose 'Homepage' from the second row of tab options, below the first.

      You can exclude all stories from michael by making sure the box next to his name is checked, in the first column.

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    2. Re:How to? by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter. You will still get useless, repeated, anonymous, speculative, rumored, trolling, and mispelt news with the other editors.

  70. Re: calling their bluff by mboots · · Score: 5, Informative

    RTFA, please. The "hackers" would prefer a legally signed bootloader, since it would not have the side effect of allowing pirated games to run on the Xbox. That's why they aren't releasing their mods right away - they're giving M$ the chance to do the right thing. And actually, you can already boot linux without a modchip; see here for details.

  71. Re:Pipedot. Geek news without the slant. by calethix · · Score: 5, Funny

    no offense to you but..
    only on slashdot would a post suggesting to actually read the article get a +5 insightful ;)

  72. Re:The land of the free by palewhitemale · · Score: 5, Funny

    oh snap, he called out your metaphor.

  73. Sooooo.... by Doomstalk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They're trying to force Microsoft to release a piece of software that turns the Xbox into a cheap PC that Microsoft sells at a significant loss. I'm sorry, but I don't see that as especially likely. The modification they propose still requires you to solder the mainboard of the Xbox, and to flash the BIOS. That's only moderately cheaper and easier than installing a modchiop, and a lot more prohibitive than popping a disc into the drive. Let's not also forget that flashing your BIOS in that fashion effectively bars you from playing Xbox Live, since it automatically scans the BIOS on load. Many mod chips, on the other hand, can be switched on and off making them a much more reasonable solution for many pirates.

    1. Re:Sooooo.... by pigscanfly.ca · · Score: 1

      ever heard of re-flashing?
      not exactly the best solution (oops I did it 10,000 times and it doesnt work :-( ) . But seriously how many times are you going to a) run linux b) play xbox live?

    2. Re:Sooooo.... by Newtonian_p · · Score: 1
      much more reasonable solution for many pirates.

      Two Things:

      First, a modded Xbox isn't necesseraly for playing unauthorized copies of games, it could be used to run Linux for Xbox, XMame, Xbox Media Player, etc.
      Second, here's a reason why you shouldn't refer to unauthorized copying as 'piracy'.

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      There are 2 kinds of people in this world: Those who write in decimal and those who don't

  74. Haha rape is so funny by invoke · · Score: 1, Insightful
    There're not going to white color resort prison. No, no, no. There're going to Federal pound me in the ass prison.


    Modded "funny" because anal rape is so hilarious? Isn't it time we left the middle-school humor behind? Yes, it is a quote from "Office Space", which is almost, but not quite enough to rescue it.
    1. Re:Haha rape is so funny by k1llt1me · · Score: 0, Troll

      Someone's got some issues... Is it about time to come out of the closet?

    2. Re:Haha rape is so funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Ouch. Hits close to home?

    3. Re:Haha rape is so funny by stubblehead · · Score: 1

      "I don't want to go to any prison!"

      Don't go to jail and you won't get ass-raped, Capt. Bringdown.

      --

      Rock!
    4. Re:Haha rape is so funny by hbog · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      If you haven't watched Office Space, you are the one with some issues.

    5. Re:Haha rape is so funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Sure, next you'll be saying Deliverance wasn't a love story.

    6. Re:Haha rape is so funny by k1llt1me · · Score: 1

      I have not only seen Office Space, I currently own every version of the movie produced in every language and every format. For the record I liked the guys quote from the movie. My comment was reffering to the guy who bashed him for it... mmmkay?

    7. Re:Haha rape is so funny by flewp · · Score: 1, Troll

      Ouch. Hits close to home?

      I just know there's a joke about the back door somewhere there.

      --
      WWJD.... for a Klondike bar?
    8. Re:Haha rape is so funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool man! You should come over to my house where I have the skull and right femur of every human that lived from 342 B.C. - 1843.

  75. Ding! Ding! by jinglecat · · Score: 0

    All aboard to "Pound me in the ass" federal prison
    /office_space_ref

  76. it just proves what I've been saying all along by YourMissionForToday · · Score: 0, Funny

    Only terrorists use Linux.

  77. Oblig Monty Python excerpt by qzulla · · Score: 1

    At the age of fifteen Doug and Dinsdale started attending the Ernest Pythagoras Primary School in Clerkenwell. When the Piranhas left school they were called up but were found by an Army Board to be too unstable even for National Service. Denied the opportunity to use their talents in the service of their country, they began to operate what they called 'The Operation'... They would select a victim and then threaten to beat him up if he paid the so-called protection money. Four months later they started another operation which the called 'The Other Operation'. In this racket they selected another victim and threatened not to beat him up if he didn't pay them. One month later they hit upon 'The Other Other Operation'. In this the victim was threatened that if he didn't pay them, they would beat him up. This for the Piranha brothers was the turning point.

    qz

  78. This won't work by recursiv · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Quite simply, Microsoft has not motivation to comply. How does the "research group" expect to keep their method from leaking? It will leak regardless. So Microsoft either makes an official linux bootloader for Xbox or not... Hmm.... tough choice.

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    I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants
  79. Okaaaaayyy... by bc8o8 · · Score: 1

    I don't really understand the purpose of this. I mean, do you really WANT M$ to have any part of Linux?! Even if it IS just a bootloader!!!

    Secondly, I don't think M$ would really even CARE if someone DID release this exploit (making the bold assumption that it actually exists) because they have really all but abandoned the XBOX already anyway. The only reason they're still keeping any ties to it is so that when XBOX 2 comes out it won't seem like they completly dropped the first one!

  80. Re: calling their bluff by Squidgee · · Score: 1
    Err, I did RTFA.

    And why would they be worried about this? Modchips exist. "Oh, MS, we're trying to help you, but if you don't cooperate we won't keep it to ourselves. It's out of our hands."

    Yea, right.

  81. the definition of a geek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Linux Geeks" are people who bite their own heads off and run around like idiots screaming irrationally at closed-source companies

  82. Re:No chip needed but you will need a soldering ir by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The 007 exploit uses zero hardware modifications to boot Linux, and therefore WAS eligible for the remaining half of the Xbox bounty as per the rules.

    Admittedly, you have to perform the exploit every time, but the exploit will boot Linux every time, without even opening the case.

    You only need to enable flashing if you're going to flash the rom, and you only need to do that to chip the Xbox to play unlicensed software without having to perform the exploit each time.

    There is something very similar out there for the PS2. Lives on a normal PS2 memory card, autoloads on boot, although I'm unclear exactly what it works with, or whether it's swap or non-swap... you can copy the save, though.

  83. Re:The land of the free by CastrTroy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    if someone buys an xbox then they should be able to do whatever they like with it since they own it. The DMCA places restrictions on what you can do, it inhibits your freedom.

    So, does that mean if i Buy a gun, I'm allowed to shoot someone with it. Or, if i buy some paper, and a fancy printer, i'm allowed to make counterfeit bills? Your logic is flawed.

    --

    Anthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would not be here to see it.
  84. Let me get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So Microsoft, SCO, and the RIAA are all evil. Did I miss anyone? Lunix r00lz!!!!!!!!!!!!11

    1. Re:Let me get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      fuck you, asshole

      quit trying to stereotype and pigeonhole every linux user as a script kiddie

  85. Motivation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If they get MS to release a signed Linux bootloader, they win the contest. $100k in their pockets. They don't even have to break any laws, technically.

    It's all about working the system. or not. Whatever.

    BACK ON YOUR HEADS! ALL OF YOU!

  86. With friends like these.... by DesScorp · · Score: 1

    ....you might as well jump right-the-fuck off the cliff. I'm soooo very hoping this story isn't true. After all, this IS Slashdot, and we know everything is always accurate here, don't we?

    You're right about MS turning this to their advantage. Hell, I WOULD if I were in their place.

    "Remember that commercial about the computer hackers? The one where the bald and tattooed guy explains that he breaks into networks for the same reason he pierced his tongue? Yeah. Meet the Linux Crowd. They are THAT guy".

    Expect something like that from corporate PR. Oh well. What's that they say? One step forward, two steps back?

    --
    Life is hard, and the world is cruel
  87. OMGOMGOMFG J00R TEH FISRT 2 THINK OF TAHT!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  88. Re:No chip needed but you will need a soldering ir by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That sentence in the article is incorrect. Even without the 'dollop of solder', you can boot and run Linux on the XBox as long as you have an exploit in a game, which are apparently fairly common. I have the parts on my desk right now to run Linux on an unmodded box. The "holy grail" is being able to boot Linux straight off the box, with no extra steps (like loading an exploit savegame.)

  89. Mod parent down by acidrain69 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you had *read* the article, you'd realize that if MS releases an official bootloader, this will *avoid* piracy. The group says they will release the exploit if MS refuses, and the exploit, which allows Linux to boot, ALSO allows for piracy, while an official boot loader wouldn't.

    RTFA.

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    -- Having a Creationist Museum is like having an Atheist place of worship
    1. Re:Mod parent down by Ashran · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And if you would actually understand the concept of a trusted platform with signed executables you'd realize one insecure component causes the whole chain to fail

      The signed bootloader would still load and execute untrusted code, user code which code could start copied games.

      MS isnt going to do this, it makes the whole security scheme obsolete.

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      Before you email me, remember: "There is no god!"
    2. Re:Mod parent down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your a dumb ass it wouldnt allow unsigned code to boot

  90. Obligatory joke here, guys ... by Mikey-San · · Score: 0, Redundant

    In Soviet Redmond, officially signed Linux bootloader releases YOU!

    There goes some karma ...

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    Mikey-San
    Karma: +Eleventy billion (mostly affected by watching Celebrity Jeopardy)
  91. So is your spelling. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's long gone.

  92. Anyone heard? by randomErr · · Score: 1

    Anyone heard anything from Linus on this?

    --
    You say things that offend me and I can deal with it. Can you?
  93. Re:Pipedot. Geek news without the slant. by Threni · · Score: 1

    "No doubt. I'm still trying to figure out how the word "exploit" was derived"

    From Dictionary.com:
    [Middle English, from Old French esploit, from Latin explicitum, neuter past participle of explicre, to unfold. See explicate.]

  94. Except by mindstrm · · Score: 1

    this isn't terrorism. It's probably not even illegal. It's just asking microsoft to do the right thing, or we'll do it for them. It's being nice, and giving them the opportunity.

  95. Re:The land of the free by hesiod · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > And if I were rich, I wouldn't have to rob a bank.

    More like "If my bank didn't charge these fees, I would be rich, so I'm going to make you either give me the money back or I'll tell everyone how to break into your bank." Still not legal, but as an analogy, closer to the truth. The answer is still "then don't do business with them."

  96. Re:The land of the free by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1

    So, does that mean if i Buy a gun, I'm allowed to shoot someone with it.

    No, but no one would stop you if you wanted to take it apart and see how it works.

    Or, if i buy some paper, and a fancy printer, i'm allowed to make counterfeit bills? Your logic is flawed.

    I guess making them is prolly illegal, but you would not be likely to get in any trouble as long as you dind't try to spend them (which would technically be stealing from whoever you are trying to pass them off to).

    Personally I think the flaws in both your analogies are obvious but each to his own.

  97. Microsoft can't buy PR like this by abe+ferlman · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Microsoft would like nothing more than to make linux enthusiasts look like pirates and terrorists. No advertising campaign could make this point as effectively as this threat does.

    Unless this actually *IS* a M$ advertising campaign. Conspiracy theory anyone? It certainly sounds more plausible than linux h4x0rz thinking that M$ will give in to their threats.

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    microsoftword.mp3 - it doesn't care that they're not words...
    1. Re:Microsoft can't buy PR like this by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      In my days, "terrorists" were people who killed people for political reasons. Soon, the meaning of the word will be so dilutated, even the typical white American teenager will think it's cool to be called a "terrorist".

  98. Hint: aquire a sense of humor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you hopeless geek

  99. Re:The land of the free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Good grief. An example taken to hyperbole does not disprove the original logical construct. There are a hundred differences here between an Xbox and a gun. For starters, doing what you want with an Xbox (short of beating someone with it) doesn't even hurt anybody, much less kill anyone.

    What the law does in this place is allow a company to sell you something for a certain price that is crippled and then make fixing it illegal. A better example of your analogy would be a company allowing you to buy a gun for shooting rabbits, and then being able to arrest you if you shoot deer with it. Shooting a person with it is illegal, just like a regular gun (which, running pirated programs on an Xbox is just as illegal as it is on the real deal: the PC.)

    Try a little harder next time to actually think about what the analogy is trying to express.

  100. Not DMCA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    What they are actually doing is avoiding possible DMCA problems. They claim that the exploit is only needed because they want to be able to run linux on the machine.
    If an official linux bootloader were released, they wouldn't need to release the exploit and would be able to run linux as they wanted.
    So they are trying to make it clear that although the expoit may be able be used to bypass copyright protections, it is not the intended purpose.
    Of couse look how well that defense worked with DeCSS

  101. Re:The land of the free by cheeseSource · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sorry but someone has to point out the horrible inaccuracy of this analogy. I guess it would follow more like this:
    And if I were rich and then someone made a law stating that...no wait...damn I can't even work that into something coherent. It's that bad an analogy.
    To put it another way. If we were once allowed to do something (work with programs and hardware for purposes other than they were intended for personal use) and then some old idiots said "Oh, no, some big fscking companies said they don't like you messing with there stuff even though you bought it. So you can't do it." and people responded in turn "You fscking suck and can either live up to our demands as your customers and make what we want or we'll tell other people how to do it for themselves."
    I just don't get why they are bothering to include MSoft in the loop.
    Just give it to the people...

    --
    (Sponsored by cheeseSource for President 2012)
  102. uhh, nope. by macshune · · Score: 1

    This might get modded down as redundant, but the threat the article speaks of is something entirely different and totally game-independent.

  103. Numbnuts. by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Good idea. Give Microsoft a good reason to label modders as terrorists.

  104. Not a crime or extortion by buss_error · · Score: 1
    "According to this article from CNet News, an anonymous X-Box security research team is threatening Microsoft: either release a digitally-signed official Linux bootloader or face the release of a new exploit that supposedly works without a modchip.....Sounds like a good way to end up in jail.

    Rather than an exploit, this sounds like reverse engineering. Instead of extortion, it sounds like a deal "We won't do this if you do that."

    I don't see a crime there. Then again, if you are M$, you can make a judge find you guilty of a crime if you don't pay M$ extortion^W tax^W for an OS even if you don't use M$.

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    Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
  105. Re:The land of the free by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1

    if only I had a mod point

  106. I'll bite by Gregoyle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Reasons for running Linux on an XBox rather than another platform? How about:

    1. Built in TV out.
    2. Built in *5.1* digital sound. Most digital soundcards do not offer this, the only stream sent over the optical cable is in stereo. The one exception I know of is the sound built in to NVidia's NForce.
    3. Built in ethernet.
    4. Built in DVD/CD-ROM (although it is kind of picky about some of the DVD-R's used)
    5. USB after a slight modification (not much harder than modchipping in the first place).
    6. Relatively low power consumption.
    7. It costs $199 brand new and is available just about anywhere that sells electronics.

    Add to those cool factor and a love of modifying things just for the hell of it and I see some pretty comeplling reasons, particularly for those of us interested in having a media jukebox, firewall, mail server, or just hack-around box.

    Granted, their methods of introducing new reverse engineering techniques and discoveries leaves a little to be desired.

    --

    "He's more machine now than man, twisted and evil."

    1. Re:I'll bite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok- now explain why Microsoft should help by releasing the loader. They did make it difficult to run other hardware on the xbox for a reason, you know...

    2. Re:I'll bite by Gregoyle · · Score: 1

      I'll reply even though you're anonymous and probably won't hear me.

      I don't care if Microsoft releases the loader. Scratch that, I think it's actually be pretty cool, but I sincerely doubt they'd do it. I was simply defending the platform as a useful one on which to install linux and use as a jukebox, server, etc.

      --

      "He's more machine now than man, twisted and evil."

  107. Promoting vandalism by ClosedSource · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Another PR victory for the Linux community.

  108. Re:Why is this bad? by John+Hurliman · · Score: 1

    But they can release a signed bootloader on DVD. Stick in the bootloader, then your Linux live CD, similar to bootloaders for the Dreamcast.

    Not going to happen.

  109. no by pigscanfly.ca · · Score: 1

    The artical explicetly states that it does not require a specific game .

  110. Yes, because of the DMCA by mao+che+minh · · Score: 1
    It's an interesting piece of legistlation, been discussed here on Slashdot in the past a little. Perhaps you should consider reading it?

    My parent post was a joke - no, it isn't funny that performing such tasks would land one in a vile butt-slamming federal prison. In fact, though humorous, it is tragic.

    1. Re:Yes, because of the DMCA by Farnite · · Score: 0

      Interesting that the DMCA covers people living in Australia. Could you site a source for us on that one?

    2. Re:Yes, because of the DMCA by darkov · · Score: 1

      Well, if you live in the US or other backward countries where such draconian laws apply, then you might have a problem, but in Australia, where these guys seem to originate, what MS are doing might actually be illegal, much like region coding on DVDs is illegal - it's considered restraint of trade. Obviously this hasn't been argued in a court, but if MS wanted to sue these guys they might not have a very good case and they might run the risk of creating a precedent that required them to release the bootloader.

  111. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nice :)

  112. Re:The land of the free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd mod you down.

  113. Semi-OT: Xbox memory cards by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

    In a previous /. article on the 007 exploit, it was stated that an Xbox memory card could be made from a standard USB memory key somehow. But there were no links to any information on that, nor can I find any references on any of the Xbox hardware hacking sites.

    Is that indeed possible? And if so, how?

    I know the Xbox controllers and other peripherals are USB (albeit using an oddball connector, but electrically it's USB). Are Xbox memory cards simply USB Mass Storage compliant devices?

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    retrorocket.o not found, launch anyway?
  114. Re:The land of the free by slyxter · · Score: 0

    The act of making money is illegal. Even printing a copy of a section of a bill is illegal.

  115. Slashdot community weilds power! by mao+che+minh · · Score: 2, Funny
    From the parent: "Bullshit. Didn't we already have a thread on the Xbox, and wasnt the conclusion that the owner of a piece of hardware has a right to make use of it, modify it, or otherwise dispose of it as they see fit?"

    I didn't know that us Slashdotter's dictated US law! Hey guys, we should start trying some other laws and legistlation too, maybe make this whole monopoly thing go away! What are we waiting for, let's get started fellow judges!

    1. Re:Slashdot community weilds power! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are an idiot. people are being busted left and right for duplicating their dss smart cards

  116. Why is this ''obviously illega'' under DMCA? by Tom7 · · Score: 1

    Why is this "obviously illegal" under the DMCA?

    The DMCA bans circumvention of technological measures that control access to a copyrighted work, and trafficking in devices that are primarily designed for such purpose.

    Here we have an exploit (or perhaps just information about the exploit, which certainly wouldn't be a "device") that allows the user to boot an arbitrary program on the XBox. But where is the copyrighted work? Where is the technological measure that controls access to it? There may be a DMCA argument here, but it is far from being obvious!

    1. Re:Why is this ''obviously illega'' under DMCA? by Danse · · Score: 1

      As I understand it, it's because their exploit would allow the X-Box to play bootleg copies of games. It would simply not check them for authenticity because they don't have the means to do that without Microsoft's help. So their exploit would be a technological means for circumventing a copy protection mechanism. That's why they're giving MS a chance to release their own Linux bootloader instead. MS can make one that will enforce the copy protection.

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    2. Re:Why is this ''obviously illega'' under DMCA? by Tom7 · · Score: 1

      I would think that an X-Box loader would qualify, but what they're talking about is a general-purpose exploit that allows access to the machine, not something that boots pirated games (though it would be a key ingredient to one).

    3. Re:Why is this ''obviously illega'' under DMCA? by Danse · · Score: 1

      Being a key ingredient, wouldn't it suffer much the same fate as the DeCSS code then? It would still be considered a violation I believe. Well, it would except that they're in Australia and I don't know what the laws over there would say about this sort of thing.

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    4. Re:Why is this ''obviously illega'' under DMCA? by Tom7 · · Score: 1

      No. DeCSS was found to be illegal because it was a circumvention device itself. Unless this exploit directly lets you play pirated games, I doubt they'd be able to use the same argument..

    5. Re:Why is this ''obviously illega'' under DMCA? by Danse · · Score: 1

      No, DeCSS was not a circumvention device itself. It was just a piece of code and a key. It had to be used as part of another program to be of any use.

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    6. Re:Why is this ''obviously illega'' under DMCA? by Tom7 · · Score: 1

      Well, Judge Kaplan thought it was a circumvention device. It's true that it would need a fairly trivial wrapper to actually call the functions on some input. But its function is rather narrower in scope than an exploit that simply gives access to the machine.

    7. Re:Why is this ''obviously illega'' under DMCA? by Danse · · Score: 1

      Not really, when that exploit gives completely unrestricted access to a machine that causes that machine's normal copy protection scheme to no longer function. I don't think they'll see it any differently at all.

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  117. Re:The land of the free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I guess if you own a X-Box, blackmailing MS is one of the things you're allowed to do with it? Before telling other people to think, perhaps you should try it yourself sometime.

  118. Y'know...it's plain and simple... by HaloZero · · Score: 1

    I just don't want an Xbox. Ever. For any reason. Run linux on it. Fuck, run my GRANDMOTHER on it, for all I care. (That makes no sense - I'm exasperated; sue me.)

    I have my three boxes running linux. I have my AmmoCanLan with a Linux disc in it. I don't want another Linux machine, Xbox or otherwise. Why bother? Don't we really have enough?

    No, I will NOT imagine a beowulf cluster of those!

    I know it's very ego-centric of me to say this, so instead, I'll ask - am I the only one who, even if Linux was running on the Xbox, wouldn't buy it? I don't want it. Easy as pie. I don't want it on my desk, in my nest. I do not want another mess.

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  119. Re: calling their bluff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "hackers" would prefer a legally signed bootloader, since it would not have the side effect of allowing pirated games to run on the Xbox

    Is that $100,000 "XBox Linux Bootdisk" contest still going? That would be motivation.

  120. Where's the win-win? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Why would MS comply? If they released a linux bootloader, then there would be two ways to load OSS on their machines - an official way and the l33t hax0r way. MS has no choice but to call their bluff, analyze the expl0it, and modify their new machines to prevent it from working. Once you tell MS that you've found such a vulnerability, all they'll want is to know what it is so that they can fix it.

    Imagine someone approaching you and saying 'I know a way to get into your house. Give everyone a key to your house, or I'll tell everyone about my method." You'd probably just try to bitch-slap the secret out of them, and once you had it, you'd fix the unsecured window or what ever their method turned out to be. What could possibly compel you to spend the time developing a key to give out to everyone?

    HackerMojo

  121. Could someone explain something to me. by fish_in_the_c · · Score: 1

    Maybe I am just being dense. But given that running linux is a lagitimate use of the XBOX under the law... wouldn't it be possible to file suit agianst them to get them to sign a boot loader. It seems to me that the maker of a hardware platform should not have the right to dictate who can and cannot program for it. What's next? if you are not MSME certified we will not let you create paladium enabled apps?
    See there is a leagal issue here that seems to need serious exploration to me. Microsoft as a corparation has control over the XBOX platform... it seems to me it should be illegal for them to prevent people from making use of it as they see fit since they sell the product? has there ever been a legal case or precident like this set?

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  122. A new exploit? by jeffkjo1 · · Score: 1

    A new exploit that supposedly works without a modchip

    Should have an asterik and a footnote that reads "But you still have to open up the X-Box, and thus, void your warranty, by gobbing some solder on the main board."
    Eligible for $100,000 prize, mod is not.

  123. If I were Bill Gates.... by sllim · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would put these kids in jail first. I would push for terrorist charges. I would try to get one of those sentences where they are not allowed within 15 feet of a computer for like 15 years.

    Then (just to piss them off) I would release Linux for the xBox just as they asked.

    The icing on my cake? I would charge like $100 for it.

    Alas, Bill isn't that entertaining.
    He probably has better things to do with his life then screw with these two morons.

    1. Re:If I were Bill Gates.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alas, Bill isn't that entertaining.
      He probably has better things to do with his life then screw with these two morons.


      Why did you go and imply he's having sex with his adorable cough*ugly*cough wife?

    2. Re:If I were Bill Gates.... by marvinglenn · · Score: 1
      [If I were Bill Gates....] I would put these kids in jail first.

      That would be the scary part. Bill having the power to incarcerate anyone.

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  124. Super Villains in training by Neil+Watson · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Amateurs, get yourselves a real plan

  125. Maiman's laser was pointless too. by SpeedBump0619 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    *Sigh*

    Why is it that the first response of just about everyone is "who cares"? Are there really that few of you who just do things because they are challenging?

    There are a fairly wide variety of reasons to want to do this. The single most interesting reason for me is the ability to play *any* media using this single console. DVDs, VCDs, CDs, Streamed content, networked files, internet radio, flash, movie trailers...Anything I can play using a standard PC, *plus* i already have it connected into my system to play "Halo", "Brute Force", "Outlaw Golf", and a whole host of other games. Also, I can play all my old favorites, using various emulators...pacman, galaga, rastan, etc, etc...

    All of this in a console that I already own. Why the hell would I *not* want to do this? Particularly if all it takes is a one time investment of 10 minutes getting the $10 memory card setup. Crist, it's not even a *stretch* for me to make the choice.

    You know what's even better? I worked on the filesystem code for the xbox-linux project early on, before the prizes were offered. I *still* got $4500 for that work. That paid for my time and all the consoles I'll want to buy for the next 10 years. Never has a paycheck been so gratifying.

    So tell me how foolish I am, berate my hobby as pointless or shortsighted. Then you go buy an xbox *and* a pc, that's fine. I'll just sit back and laugh at you.

    1. Re:Maiman's laser was pointless too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what's even better? I worked on the filesystem code for the xbox-linux project early on, before the prizes were offered. I *still* got $4500 for that work. That paid for my time and all the consoles I'll want to buy for the next 10 years. Never has a paycheck been so gratifying.

      So tell me how foolish I am, berate my hobby as pointless or shortsighted. Then you go buy an xbox *and* a pc, that's fine. I'll just sit back and laugh at you.


      Blah, blah, blah. +5 Arrogant.

    2. Re:Maiman's laser was pointless too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blah, blah, blah. +5 Arrogant.

      Blah, blah, blah. +5 Jealous prick who wants to keep everyone at your level.

      Cheers, troll, cheers.

    3. Re:Maiman's laser was pointless too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, really, so what? You've now got a 4-year old PC with an XBox emulator -- where the XBox is a 4-year old PC with a proprietary OS.

      Now, what, exactly, was the challege? To do something Microsoft didn't feel like publicly spending the resources on.

      What are you going to do with it now? Watch TV and movie advertisements, and play video games.

      There's a fine line between publicly admitting you've got a problem and need help and publicly claiming that your problem is a good thing that everybody should respect and emulate.

      "Today I shall honor my personality flaws, for without them I would have no personality at all."

      JM (actually did live with his brother, who could admit that it was a problem, but didn't need to fix it because eBay kept providing other suckers to sell his 'challenge of the week' to...)

  126. Re:He's right by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ever hear of a disassembler? Particularly for something as small as a bootloader, disassembling it is going to be trivial, so releasing a binary is effectively releasing source code. Just because he didn't spell it out doesn't make him a moron, he actually has a good point.

    Don't be daft. They've already got the binary, all they want is a signature - disassembly is completely irrelevant. A signature is a cryptographically secure method of vouching for a particular piece of data, in case you didn't know.

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  127. Racism (was Re:Morons) by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 0, Insightful

    And how often have you seen a black man sent to a white color resort prison?

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    1. Re:Racism (was Re:Morons) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how often have you seen a black man sent to a white color resort prison?

      "White collar" usually implies that the crime required some degree of sophistication beyond yelling "What up now dog!?" and shooting randomly out of a moving car.

      While the 3 stage process necessary to cook crack could be considered somewhat high tech in ghetto circles, I doubt most juries would see you as a brilliant but misguided genius when you showed up to court in your flashy orange jumpsuit and corn rows.

      Maybe we could use affirmative action to add more cultural diversity to those prisons where people of color might have been denied access in the past?

      I thought this was a funny reply until I noticed that you said "color" and not collar. Time to check the post as AC.

  128. Re:He's right by baka_boy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Actually, since they're asking for a signed bootloader, that would suggest that the X-Box uses cryptographic signatures to verify binaries. The whole point of that is that, while the bootloader binary itself could be copied and distributed freely, any modifications would immediately cause rejection, as the new binary wouldn't match its signature. For a modified bootloader, you'd need something like the exploit they're threatening to release, in order to circumvent the normal security checks.

  129. this just in!!! by macshune · · Score: 5, Funny

    SYDNEY--Four teenage boys were found clinging to life today, after being thrown through 98 windows in a normally quiet suburban Sydney.

    "We don't know for sure who did it, but this looks like the work of the MSDS--the Microsoft Defenestration Squad," said a Syndey Police Department spokesperson

    The boys alledgedly had developed an easy way to circumvent the anti-piracy controls on Microsoft's game console, the X-Box. Reportedly, they tried to blackmail Microsoft with the information to try get a version of the Linux operating system to run on the X-Box. Microsoft never reponded to their blackmail.

    The MSDS is wanted in 56 countries for a wide range of crimes. Everything from extortion stemming from unreasonable licensing agreements, to the now familiar chucking-folks-out-the-windows routine used to discourage competitors.

    Sydney hospital officials say that the boys are making a good recovery and will be released by the end of the next week.

  130. Federal extortion statute... by bgeer · · Score: 2, Informative

    Would this apply here? IANAL, but I don't think it would take a lot of imagination on the part of a prosecutor.

    18 USCA 1951 - The Hobbs Act

    * (a) Whoever in any way or degree obstructs, delays, or affects
    commerce or the movement of any article or commodity in commerce,
    by ROBBERY or EXTORTION or attempts or CONSPIRES so to do, or
    commits or threatens physical violence to any person or property
    in furtherance of a plan or purpose to do anything in violation of
    this section shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not
    more than twenty years, or both.

    * (b) As used in this section -
    + (1) The term ''robbery'' means the unlawful taking or OBTAINING
    of personal property from the person or in the presence of
    another, AGAINST HIS WILL, by means of actual or threatened
    force, or violence, or FEAR OF INJURY, immediate or future,
    to his PERSON or property, or property in his custody or
    possession,
    or the person or property of a relative or member of his family
    or of anyone in his company at the time of the taking or OBTAINING.
    + (2) The term ''extortion'' means the obtaining of PROPERTY from
    another, WITH HIS CONSENT, induced by wrongful use of actual or
    threatened force, violence, or FEAR, or under color of official
    right.

    1. Re:Federal extortion statute... by cyt0plas · · Score: 1

      It would take a whole lot of imagination; they are aussies.

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  131. re: board meetings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    If you guys talk about /. posts at a board meeting, then you look pretty stupid already.

  132. Microsoft will face it's worst threat ever by donutz · · Score: 1

    Microsoft can never withstand the latest threat by this anonymous group: unless the company releases the official Linux X-box bootloader in 10 days, the company will be overriden by undead zombies feasting on the brains of its employees! Look out Billg!

    1. Re:Microsoft will face it's worst threat ever by shaitand · · Score: 1

      sheesh, if Microsoft employees actually had brains, don't you think they would have come up with security for the xbox that was a wee bit harder to crack?

  133. Why not? by fm6 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It works in the movies!

  134. Re:Pipedot. Geek news without the slant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kickass.

  135. hrm... by mikeee · · Score: 3, Funny

    So if they do release a signed bootloader, does Microsoft get the $100,000?

    1. Re:hrm... by Camulus · · Score: 1

      As funny as that sounds, when the xbox-linux project submitted to have a boot loader signed, when mentioned that in the submission email to MS. Not that $100k means jack to them in comparison to their cash holdings though.

    2. Re:hrm... by mibus · · Score: 1

      It'd be worth them releasing the signed bootloader just to make the Lindows CEO have to give MSFT $100k :-)

      (It was the Lindows CEO right?)

  136. Microsoft would release a Windows for the Xbox by XeXeN · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It would be in Microsoft's better interest to release a version of Windows for the Xbox than Linux. And that would just mean more money they can gain from the sale of the Xbox. Not only would they control the software, but also the hardware. Isn't this exactly what they want to do with Secure Computing Base a.k.a. Palladium? Just put a package together containing Windows, keyboard, and mouse that will connect to the Xbox via the controller ports, and slap a nice little pricetag on it.

    1. Re:Microsoft would release a Windows for the Xbox by Poeir · · Score: 1
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  137. Sounds so familiar by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 1

    Perhaps it's the 100 or so SCO stories I've read lately, but this all seems familiar. Little guy with no leg to stand on threatens big behemoth who could squash them like a bug if only they didn't want to get a stain on their shoe.

    This does make me wonder about Nintendo though. PS/2 and X-Box have some serious hacking going on and both are running Linux. Sony releasing a Linux kit takes all the fun out of Linux on PS/2. Still I wonder how much Nintendo Game Cube being in third place is because of the lack of hacking on the device to turn it into something else.

  138. Maybe just another reason.. by msimm · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ..to get away from calling it Linux. Richard made some pretty good points in a recent editorial at ZDNet. GNU/Linux aside, maybe its time to stop identifying with the kernel so much and start naming the specific system. As in:
    Mandrake
    Red Hat
    Debian
    Gentoo
    FreeBSD
    GNU/Linux system
    Open Source movement
    GPL

    At least that way Red Hat could be Red Hat and these hackers could just be open source nuts or GNU/Linux terrorists. Or maybe not.

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  139. viva la freenet! by pillohead · · Score: 4, Funny

    That was my first thought, freenet that baby let all those 15 users know how to mod thier x-box.

    1. Re:viva la freenet! by arodland · · Score: 1

      it's hard to get a solid estimate of freenet users, but sensible techniques have set a lower bound of at least a couple thousand.

  140. ha ha ha!! i love it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ha ha ha

    Holy shit i love you guys!!
    its people who do things like this that make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside

  141. what sensationalist crap? by twitter · · Score: 1
    c/net summary:

    A group of Xbox security researchers say they have found a way to run Linux on the Xbox game console without a so-called mod chip and will go public with the technique if Microsoft won't talk to them about releasing an official Linux boot loader.

    Slashdot summary: "According to this article from CNet News, an anonymous X-Box security research team is threatening Microsoft: either release a digitally-signed official Linux bootloader or face the release of a new exploit that supposedly works without a modchip. While I doubt Microsoft 'negotiates with terrorists,' this should still turn out to be a good I-told-you-so if the exploit is verified."

    So, the word exploit makes the differnce for you?

    Feh, Microsoft can keep their crappy gimped up PC to themselves. My money goes to keeping honest hardware dealers in business. M$ can give them away and I would not want to go through all the hastle and DMCA shit storm it takes to make it useful. My idea of hacking does not include DRM nonsense while normal hardware is available.

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    1. Re:what sensationalist crap? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how about 'blackmail' and 'threaten'?

    2. Re:what sensationalist crap? by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      The word "exploit" is in the c|net article. And the article makes it clear the hackers are using the threat of increased piracy as leverage over MS. Whether or not people think this really constitutes extortion, I think it will be easy for MS to spin it that way.

    3. Re:what sensationalist crap? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honest hardware dealers are extremely rare and the most dishonest of them all are sitting on top of the mountain laying their claim as the best. If you want honest made hardware, you better start making it yourself. No more Intel for you, nor AMD, and NVidia or Apple? Well not unless you want skewed numbers and driver cheats. Sorry to say, but you are pretty screwed my friend.

  142. How do we know its not MS themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    making linux look bad. Hiding behind anonymity is very easy to do - and look at the press it's getting. Sometimes IMHO Slashdot itself panders to the hype and DOES do damage. Any FUD of 'theirs' that you print only makes it worthwhile for them to continue with the FUD-factory.

  143. Marxist by pkunzipper · · Score: 1

    Another episode proving Marx's theory that life consists of opposite forces battling each other incessantly. Hackers crack the Xbox:Microsoft produces new hack resistant version.

  144. Anonymous Hacking Group by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 1

    I was just thinking about this line of the article.

    "The group, which has asked not to be named in this article, approached ZDNet Australia after repeated attempts to contact Microsoft independently failed."

    How long for Microsoft to look at there old emails and find out who this "Anonymous" hacking group is? Maybe they tried using an MSN account so they couldn't be tracked. :)

  145. Re: calling their bluff by TheMidget · · Score: 1

    Yeah, rather than winning the contest through technical means, they'd do it through social engineering: makeing Microsoft think that they have the technical means, and conning them into releasing an official bootloader. Reminds me of the "superintendent" solution to the barometer puzzle.

  146. Sounds like they are FOR DRM by gotr00t · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It seems that they have an obvious goal: to run Linux without modding the Xbox, and they have supposedly found a way to do it. However, to release this, it will have many side effects that may result in much more piracy.

    They are OFFERING Microsoft a chance to conceal this weakness in the xbox before it is released to the public by getting an OS officially signed by Microsoft. In no way are they using this as a threat to MS, they are merely trying to be considerate in finding a win/win situation.

  147. Yes. We are. by mindstrm · · Score: 1

    Because the "exploit" they are releasing isn't illegal. Therefore, it's not blackmail.. it's "We are going to do X unless you do Y, either way it's your choice"

    1. Re:Yes. We are. by leshert · · Score: 1

      The consequences don't have to be illegal. For example, if I find out that you lied on your resume, and you would lose your job if your employer found out, it's entirely legal for me to write a newspaper article exposing your secret, even if it brings harm to you.

      However, if I come to you and tell you, "I am going to publish this information unless you give me $50,000 and an ice cream soda; either way, it's your choice", it's now blackmail, and it's illegal.

      Usual disclaimer: IANAL, etc., but I believe that's how it works, at least where I'm from.

    2. Re:Yes. We are. by cshark · · Score: 1

      Sounds oddly similar to the marry christmas incident in the late 70's... Only that guy's still in prison... I think.

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    3. Re:Yes. We are. by Fat+Casper · · Score: 1
      The consequences don't have to be illegal. For example, if I find out that you lied on your resume, and you would lose your job if your employer found out, it's entirely legal for me to write a newspaper article exposing your secret, even if it brings harm to you.

      However, if I come to you and tell you, "I am going to publish this information unless you give me $50,000 and an ice cream soda; either way, it's your choice", it's now blackmail, and it's illegal.

      These guys don't want money and ice cream; they want you out of your job. They have information that will get you canned, but they're saying "I am going to publish this information unless you resign." You're out of a job either way, but you have more control over the method this way. They can publish and watch you get fired, or allow you to go away on your own and leave the press out of it.

      It's really just like finding an ordinary hole in Windows and reporting it to MS with a note that if they don't fix it, you'll release it. MS doesn't need a six months' grace period here, though. They simply need to sign a bootloader, not learn how to spell security.

      Hey, remember when they made security a top priority and said they were going to put a billion man-hours into it, stopping work on everything else? Remember how we saw a sudden drop in worms and holes and crashes after that? Yeah, I only remember the first part, too.

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    4. Re:Yes. We are. by leshert · · Score: 1

      You're out of a job either way, but you have more control over the method this way.

      Still blackmail. It boils down to "if you don't do what we want you to do, we are going to do something bad to you." Which is just fine if you're a government, but it's blackmail otherwise.

      (Hint: that government reference, like the ice cream reference, was an attempt at levity; apparently your firewall is blocking your humor port.)

      Hey, remember when they made security a top priority and said they were going to put a billion man-hours into it, stopping work on everything else? Remember how we saw a sudden drop in worms and holes and crashes after that? Yeah, I only remember the first part, too.

      Don't let my signature fool you; I don't disagree with anything in the above paragraph. But blackmail is blackmail, no matter how reasonable and well-intentioned the goal.

      Besides, in this case, the desired result doesn't have anything to do with improving security. They're saying, "if you don't add this feature (the ability to run Linux on X-Box), we're going to do something to embarrass and (at least in your eyes) economically damage you (release a set of exploits to allow people to run copies of games on the X-Box)." That seems to fit the legal definition posted by others in this interminable thread.

    5. Re:Yes. We are. by shaitand · · Score: 1

      ummm ok

      So for instance, when I'm contacted by a company and advised that I'm violating their trademark and they say they won't sue me if I *moves fingers in quote indication* Settle. Then that's blackmail?

    6. Re:Yes. We are. by shaitand · · Score: 1

      But they aren't threatening to do something bad at all. The exploit is perfectly legal since the digital signing is not a copyright protection scheme and therefore not covered under the DMCA.

      They aren't blackmailing Microsoft, they are giving Microsoft a last chance.

      It's like saying.
      "Ok, I can simply put a stop to my wife blowing you Bill. Or you can limit your illicit affair to the weekends"

      Remember, it's Microsoft who has done the bad/evil/wrong thing here in attempting to control what end users do with a hardware product they've purchased.

      Why would they help microsoft in this? It's real simple, Microsoft has a tendency to make new laws to suite them or at the very least have existing laws twisted to back them up.

      Example, exploit is released, M$ is pissed and wants revenge. They sue, saying that a law which makes it illegal to carry ice cream cones in your pocket applies to this. The reason it applies, according to M$, is that the exploit code could be printed out and thus folded and put in your pocket, just like the ice cream cone!

      Now anyone else would be fined for contempt of court and prosecuted for frivilous lawsuits etc. But M$ slips a few million under the judges robe when it sends the dancing girls to "admit evidence" after hours. There you go, tada, instant ruling, judge backs M$.

      Now when this ruling is announced on slashdot, there are a few bright stars out there that scratch their heads and go "WTF! Man that's bullshit", they used to get modded up simply because what they said was anti-MS, now they are as likely to get modded down as up because of their anti-MS standing. In the meantime 90% of the people on both sides of the issue are fscking idiots who are simply spouting things to back their view instead of looking at the issue and forgetting who is making the argument.

      Sometimes you just have to sit and THINK about how one gets from "It's bad to put ice cream cones in your pocket" to "Pockets are illegal!". I mean really, ice cream cones are legal in every other situation, so are pockets.... wouldn't it make more sense to get rid of this restriction than to restrict all the legitimate uses? In response to this M$ says no.... The enlightened crowd scratches head and says to self... "hey! I still haven't figured out how we got from an xbox exploit to this stupid fscking ice cream law to begin with, let alone started to debate whether or not ice cream cones and pockets should be outlawed in their entirety!". If this spoken aloud, you are of course modded offtopic... I mean after all, the topic was ice cream cones vs pockets.

  148. How dare MS released a closed system! by AvantLegion · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Lots of replies about "it's my Xbox, I should be able to do what I want with it!"

    Or, in translated form, "how dare MS released a closed system!"

    On what grounds does Microsoft NOT have the right to release a closed piece of hardware?? Why should they HAVE to support all the geeks that want the hardware but do NOT want to buy the software that basically finances the hardware??

    Answer: they don't. They have every right to release a closed system. People talk about all the goodies that come in that $200 box. Those goodies are paid for by the game software purchases that are supposed to follow.

    If a not-insignificant amount of Xboxes sell without any of those game purchases following, the price point would be hard to maintain.

    But of course, none of that matters, because "MS is bad", "bomb Redmond", and other similar bullshit.

    1. Re:How dare MS released a closed system! by ocelotbob · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      If a not-insignificant amount of Xboxes sell without any of those game purchases following, the price point would be hard to maintain.

      Tough shit. It's called capitalism and it cuts both ways. Everyone can attempt to make a profit, but no one's entitled to a profit, even Microsoft. Thus, if they didn't think out their entry into the console market well enough and have to fold, then that's the way the cookie crumbles.

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    2. Re:How dare MS released a closed system! by SurgeonGeneral · · Score: 1

      Your ADDITION of a value judgement is not going unnoticed.

      you translate "Its my property, I use my property as I please" into "How dare microsoft release a closed system". The second statement accuses microsoft of wrongdoing, something that ws never evident in the first statement. The first statement is positive, the second negative.

      The first statement concerns the nature of property, and the fact that despite whatever assumptions are made about what I'm going to do with it, I may do unpredictable things that may not be intended. I am allowed to do this, its my right. they may TAKE THE RISK of selling this property for cheaper because of the intent to recoup the losses in games, but I have now found a new use for it.. what can they do about it? nothing. Its mine now. But wait, they can do something about it: they can pay off the government officials and make a law against manipulating your own property.

      But hey, lets stop being so Amero-centric. I'm aghast at the number of people who are saying things like "Good way to end up in jail" (which is actually in the newspost itself).. Have they even thought about the issue yet or just started running off at the mouth (keyboard).. Sorry, American laws apply to America, and not to the rest of the world.

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    3. Re:How dare MS released a closed system! by SurgeonGeneral · · Score: 1

      I think you are confusing the fact that people are adament about property rights with your assumption that people hate microsoft.

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    4. Re:How dare MS released a closed system! by mibus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Lots of replies about "it's my Xbox, I should be able to do what I want with it!"

      Or, in translated form, "how dare MS released a closed system!"


      That's a pretty bad translation IMHO... it's more like "MS didn't make it so I could do [X] so I'll do it anyway and I don't care what they think".

      They have every right to release a closed system. And everyone else has a right to break it to do whatever they want.

      If a not-insignificant amount of Xboxes sell without any of those game purchases following, the price point would be hard to maintain.

      Well then they should stop selling at a loss IF it becomes unmaintainable.

    5. Re:How dare MS released a closed system! by AvantLegion · · Score: 1
      You translate "Its my property, I use my property as I please" into "How dare microsoft release a closed system". The second statement accuses microsoft of wrongdoing, something that ws never evident in the first statement. The first statement is positive, the second negative.

      The missing piece that was implied is the fact that people are faulting Microsoft for not releasing a digitally-signed Linux bootloader.

      Add that back into the equation.

    6. Re:How dare MS released a closed system! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's unreasonable to expect Microsoft not to build and sell systems that work the way they want.

      But it's also unreasonable to try to push legislation banning people from doing what they want with what they purchase. While Microsoft hasn't been the one to do so, they would probably use such legislation where it exists against people who do things they don't like.

      So basically I think that it's ok for Microsoft to sell whatever kind of systems they want, including whatever DRM they want, but it's also ok for people to circumvent such measures if they want.

      Unfortunately the trend is toward legislation that prohibits such circumvention, which means that the customer and vendor are no longer on equal footing.

      The argument that companies should be able to restrict what you can do with their products so that they can offer you cheaper stuff is ok, as long as the restrictions are purely technical, and properly disclosed. But as soon as there's legislation to support it, it's wrong, because legislation should not be enacted to protect business models.

      Note that you could argue that copyright and patent laws are protection of business models, but that isn't their purpose (although it is an effect); their purpose is (explicitly, in the US) to promote the useful arts.

  149. The EVIL bit has been set by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    M$ may well $uck but This is just plain WRONG;.

  150. This isn't blackmail by benjamindees · · Score: 4, Informative
    definition

    Extortion of money or something else of value from a person by the threat of exposing a criminal act or discreditable information.

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    1. Re:This isn't blackmail by cyborch · · Score: 1

      damn, if I hadn't posted here yet, you would have got some of my mod points.

    2. Re:This isn't blackmail by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1
      From Dictionary.com: To extort money from by exciting fears of injury other than bodily harm, as injury to reputation, distress of mind, etc.;

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    3. Re:This isn't blackmail by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      Like, what, fear of losing business? "Support third-party software or I'll write an interface!" isn't a threat to anything but Microsoft's monopolistic business model.

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    4. Re:This isn't blackmail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To continue the 'office space quotes trend'

      What a bunch of nerds we are... Looking up "blackmail" in the dictionary.com....

    5. Re:This isn't blackmail by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      Well, it is still extortion, or it would be if the hackers actually had anything to threaten MS with, and it is probably illegal. I'm not so sure a court would care about the difference though; if you buy sugar thinking it's cocaine, you're going to jail. If you try to threaten someone with a "hack attack" -- which is how MS will spin this even though it's bullshit -- it really won't matter whether you're capable of doing any damage. Whether or not this lands the hackers in prison, I am fairly sure MS will sue them into oblivion. If they can convince people the hackers are threatening terrorism, they're dead.

      Stuff like this just hurts open source and hackers and hobbyists in general. Threatening to release an exploit -- to most people who aren't internet enthusiasts, this sounds really really bad, and it's not a far cry from their understanding of terrorism. Why don't these people just release the exploit, don't call it a freaking exploit, and don't threaten billionaires to pissing matches.

    6. Re:This isn't blackmail by sparkz · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Money or something else of value: Signed Linux bootloader
      Discreditable information: X-box X-ploit

      Sounds like a good match to me. Blackmail it is, then.

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  151. The lawsuit I'm waiting for. by twitter · · Score: 1
    Stuff like this is an embarrassment. I hope they get slapped silly with lawsuits.

    Indeed it is. Who's really so hard up they need to fall for another M$ dumping exercise? Buying these gimped boxes just gives the M$ loudmouths numbers to claim they dominate console gaming and thereby bully game developers.

    The lawsuit I'm waiting for is a DoJ anti-trust violation and dumping charge. Perhaps Bill Gates can find his reward

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  152. Re:Pipedot. Geek news without the slant. by timeOday · · Score: 1
    Their only stated motivation for not just releasing the exploit is that it would open the door not just to Linux but also to game piracy, and they don't want to be tainted with that. I can't think of another motivation that makes sense.

    Meanwhile, the slashdot conventional wisdom is that they'd be justified (though maybe breaking a law) to just release the exploit, and I agree with that.

    MS would like nothing more than to portray this as an act of terrorism, and to discredit DRM exploits in general. For whatever reason, the story was written up in exactly that way, leading the herd to charges of blackmail. I don't see where your accusation of anti-X (box?) rhetoric comes from; it seems in this case the slashdot mob is forming up in favor of the IP holder.

  153. Why bother asking MS for that by dh003i · · Score: 1

    when you know damn well they won't release it.

    It's most likely that these guys are bluffing. In any case, MS' optimum course of action for their own insatiable greed and tyranical control-obsession is not to do this.

    If it was a bluff, they called it. If it was real, then it was real, and the exploit's out there: that's not a worse situation than if they'd released a boot-CD for Linux.

    These guys should just publish the exploit that allows you to install GNU/Linux on an X-box. There is no risk here -- it is easy to publish something and remain completely annonymous on the net.

    Quite frankly, though, I really don't care. I don't own an X-box, and wouldn't support MS' evil empire of greed and control by buying one. Even if I had one, why would I want to use it as a desktop-platform? It sucks for that.

  154. Even if Microsoft agrees to this by Kevinb · · Score: 1

    ...which they won't, releasing a signed bootloader won't prevent playing pirated games as this group claims. Once you have Linux running on the box, all it takes is for someone to write an Xbox emulator minus the anti-piracy measures. So this group's threat is meaningless.

  155. I want a war. by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    I want a war. I believe someone will win.

  156. Ha ha ha. I hope they release it anyway by ToadMan8 · · Score: 1

    I hope Microsoft preferably gives them their bootloader then they release the exploit anyway. You know, though - I'm not sure I'd trust a signed M$ linux bootloader. It's going to be closed source, you know it. I wouldn't be surprised if the thing ET Phone Home's when you load it up if your X-Box is on the i-net.

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  157. More Zealotus Whining by BigumD · · Score: 1

    Fuck Nintendo for not allowing us to run Linux on the gamecube!

    Fuck sony for only letting one distro run on the PS2!

    Fuck Maytag for not providing specs to hack BeOS into my washing machine!! ....

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  158. Completely reasonable by defile · · Score: 1

    Hopefully Microsoft will come to the table and negotiate and work things out for everyone's best interest. Otherwise, they'll get what they asked for.

    Of course Microsoft's going to ignore them, but at least they can claim they tried.

  159. Re:The land of the free by Soul+Brother+#1 · · Score: 1

    No, you stupid fuck, but modding it IS something you should be able to do. Fuck, you people can be stupid.

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  160. You are incorrect... by moogla · · Score: 1

    ...Fuckikoma-kun.

    No class, nothing to add, not insightful, no nothing.

    It's not an issue: writing 'XBOX'.

    You suck. Little cocks.

    suck-cocks.

    20-some-odd posts of yours on the XBOX and you have to post this shit.

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  161. Good for us.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you ever thought that what they are trying to do is get it signed so that linux will live on through multiple XBox revisions, vs having to find a new exploit everytime Microsoft patches it.

  162. Hehe Evil by Jesus+IS+the+Devil · · Score: 1

    You know what'd be a total crackup? M$ comes up with a bootloader, and the group STILL release their exploit.

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  163. Don't you mean.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a federal fuck-me-in-the-ass prison?

    1. Re:Don't you mean.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude... The way the US government has been ever since the Whitehouse was taken hostage by Bush and his thugs, the entire country is almost a fucking police state. You don't need to go to prison now to say "fuck-me-in-the-ass". Bush and his henchmen are handily doing that to about 95% of the population right now. Only the richest 5% are getting any benefit. The rest are either fools who think that they are going to or have been benefiting from the Bush administration, or they are like me and are boiling mad at how much they are being screwed. I wish President Gore would do something about this situation.

      This is no longer the United States of America. It's now the Unjust/Unfair to the poor States of America.

      Weapons of mass destruction haven't turned up yet and they aren't going to unless Bush gets some of his daddy's buddies to bury them. Happy easter egg hunting shrub! Bush is a fucking liar and has comitted high treason. Of course you can't impeach the bastard since he wasn't elected in the first place. It's time to get in the Whitehouse and throw out the creeps:

      Bush
      Rumsfeld
      Cheney
      Wolfowitz

      And while we're at it, take beck the news media from the right wing. Kill Rush, O'Reilly and pretty much all of the Fox News staff. DO a recount of the census as well considering how much it was fucked up by the republicans this time. All the gerrymandering that has taken place to make certain that the more "liberal" representatives have less power and the more liberal cities are allocated fewer state and federal funds. Fucking tricksters. It's happening in my state: Ohio. Cuyahoga County has the largest population in the state with most of it being in Cleveland. However, through careful absorption of all the cow towns around Columbus Ohio, no Columbus is supposedly the biggest city in Ohio. That's a total crock. If you've ever been to Columbus, you'd realize all that's there is Ohio State university and the a few buildings beyond that. Then you get into a few small suburbs. Finally you get into a LOT of sprawling strip malls that only recently popped up and then thousands of little cow towns with nothing to offer but rednecks. The fucking country has been taken over by fucking hillbillies. And who started it? The big fake redneck himself: George W. Bush. These rubes think he's one of them! He's not. He's a New Englander who claims to be from Texas. This guy hates your guts mr. hillbilly. If you give the control back to the "city folk", you'll see your quality of life improve. Right now, the Bush administration is just giving you cheap beads and costume jewelery while they are giving their corporate bedfellows the real diamonds, rubies and emeralds.

      God I hate this country so much now. It used to just be mediocre. Now it's turned into a total sty.

  164. Uh uh by fm6 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    All they want is a boot-loader that is digitally signed so it can run on the xbox WITHOUT A MOD CHIP.
    Which Microsoft will never do. Once such a boot loader was out there, you could run any software on an XBox. If Microsoft is unable to control what software gets run on the XBox, they get no licensing fees from XBox developers. Since the XBox itself is sold at a loss, that'd be the end of the whole platform.
    1. Re:Uh uh by lboxman · · Score: 1

      The way I understand it (and of course I could be wrong), this would be a Linux bootloader, that would only be able to load Linux, therefore making it no more dangerous to microsoft than any other Linux PC. People would still buy the games, because the bootloader would not make it drastically easier to pirate them.

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    2. Re:Uh uh by fm6 · · Score: 1

      But who's going to pay those license fees to Microsoft if they can develop the same games for XBox/Linux for free?

    3. Re:Uh uh by Grit · · Score: 1

      There are probably no boot loaders that would only load Linux. How would you distinguish that the executable being run was Linux and not yet another boot loader which would load Windows?

    4. Re:Uh uh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what developement is going to make zero bux making a free game when it can make millions making a licensed game?

    5. Re:Uh uh by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      Things might have progressed since last I took a look into this, but isn't it impossible for any Linux distro to make use of 3D acceleration on the XBox? I love 2D games, but I can't imagine a game combining that and slow load times as linux boots up, being much of a danger to microsoft.

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    6. Re:Uh uh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not make millions making an unlicensed game? Just because it uses Linux as a loader, doesn't mean the game has to be free.

    7. Re:Uh uh by Natalie's+Hot+Grits · · Score: 1

      Uhh, someone who wants to sell a game with the X-Box compatible logo on it?

      Just like EVERY OTHER CONSOL LICENSING PROGRAM WORKS.

      idiot.

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    8. Re:Uh uh by lboxman · · Score: 1

      Then why do you have to use LILO, GRUB, etc. to boot linux. why can't you use the windows bootloader? because it only loads windows. Couldn't this also be done with linux?

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    9. Re:Uh uh by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1

      Doesn't the Xbox have an NVidia card? If so, NVidia fully supports their cards under Linux with ALL the functionality that the ms windows drivers have since they use a common code base.

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    10. Re:Uh uh by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1

      Actually it is really easy to have the ms windows boot loader boot Linux. Well I think it only works for NT/2k/xp. All you do is install grub or lilo on the partition that Linux is on and then copy the first 512 bytes of that partition to a floppy. Boot into winders and copy that file to your C:\ drive and modify C:\boot.ini
      Booting Linux from the NT Boot Menu

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    11. Re:Uh uh by arcadum · · Score: 0

      You don't even need to do that. Just copy the kernel to the Win FS and add it to the boot.ini

    12. Re:Uh uh by yerricde · · Score: 1

      Doesn't the Xbox have an NVidia card?

      It's an NVIDIA chipset, but it's not a GeForce brand chipset.

      If so, NVidia fully supports their cards under Linux

      Unless contractually required otherwise. What makes you think Microsoft will let NVIDIA publish accelerated video drivers for a hypothetical Xbox Linux distro?

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    13. Re:Uh uh by LordSah · · Score: 1

      Since the XBox itself is sold at a loss, that'd be the end of the whole platform.

      Thank you for mentioning this. Once a console company can't control what's run on its console, it has two options: sell them for what they are (PC's for $500), or stop selling them.

    14. Re:Uh uh by zonker · · Score: 0

      yeah and no source for making your own nvidia driver if they said no.

    15. Re:Uh uh by Penguinoflight · · Score: 1

      Now think about that. You're going to buy a Xbox for $179, so you can use it like a PC.. This really doesn't make any sense, when you can build a system of greater power for just a tad more. And yes, it would be much greater power. Remember, A xbox is just a p3 733 with a geforce 4. Both fairly cheap by todays standards.

      If you aren't going to use Xbox games, theres no point in getting one. (but I'm not saying there's a reason you wouldn't want to do something else too).

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    16. Re:Uh uh by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Actually the digital signing doesn't make it any harder to pirate the games at all so the bootloader and piracy are a mute point. Which is why the entire string of "they are going to jail" is pointless since their "exploit" won't violate the dmca.

      Even if they released a completely configurable bootloader and gpl'd the damn thing it wouldn't make it easier to pirate games... it would just eliminate the need for digital signing to get games that were written for the xbox to run. Read garage games.

      Right now if you write a game for the xbox you have to pay microsoft big $$$ to get them spend 10 seconds running a signing app for said game, if they haven't signed it, the xbox won't play it.

  165. It's still blackmail... by AzrealAO · · Score: 1

    give us what we want, or we will release it publically.

  166. Bluff? It might just be M$'s left hand. by twitter · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Did you ever think the plan makes no sense because it's just another brilliant piece of M$ PR? This story has the same stench that the Apple to M$ switcher did. As you noticed, any normal group would have just released the code and trick. No one wanting to play ball with M$ would pull a stunt like this. No, calling people who mod xboxes, "pirates" was not enough for M$. It seems they have decided to make them look like mad bombers, "Do what I say or the xbox gets it!" What bullshit.

    This way, they get to hype their crappy hardware and make those who would actually use it look bad. Pththth-fit, no sale.

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  167. I'm giggling... tee hee hee. by Capital_Z · · Score: 1
    I don't know what it is exactly, but this just strikes me as hilarious.

    Yes, I understand the legal ramifications, but in light of all the serious issues in the world (terrorism, SARS, famine, etc.) a bunch of nerds threatening to fiddle with a box that runs video games makes me giggle. Doesn't make it right of course, but it's still humorous.

    Maybe when this little mystery group is done playing with the Xbox they'll do something better with their talents that is actually worthwhile.

  168. M$ is not threatened by this by whatch+durrin · · Score: 1
    Why would these hackers go to all the trouble of figuring out a new hack that enables piracy of games, if all they want is a digitally-signed official Linux bootloader?

    Even if M$ says "Ok, we'll cave," what's to prevent this group from releasing their hack anyway? I don't see the threatening party singing an official legal document promising not to release the hack.

    I think this is a fake to try and get M$ to budge, and I don't think M$ will go for it.

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  169. I guess I just don't understand the allure... by crazyphilman · · Score: 0, Troll

    Let me see if I get this right:

    A tiny percentage of X-Box users don't want to play games, they want to convert the X-Box to a Linux box. Even though the X-Box isn't designed for this and you have to really bust your hump to get it working. Even when you could just buy an old laptop on Ebay for a hundred bucks, and use a plain-vanilla installer with no chip-modding at all. No, they want to run Linux on the X-Box.

    So, ok, this tiny percentage of X-Box users, who aren't making Microsoft any money at all because everyone knows the profits are made on GAMES, not CONSOLES, want Microsoft to give them a digitally-signed bootloader for their favorite Linux distro so they don't have to go to all the trouble and mod the box, etc.

    So, moving right along, the same tiny percentage of X-Box users has found some exploit which will allow people to do what they're asking Microsoft to help them do, only without the digitally signed loader, so for some reason the X-Box users think it isn't as neato a solution as Microsoft lending them a hand with their hobby.

    So, instead of asking nicely, which wouldn't have gotten them anywhere anyway, they decided to send Microsoft an ultimatum and start a Big Pissing Match(tm). Which will probably result in their getting in all kinds of trouble and much yelling and shaking of lawyerly fists.

    What's the point, here? Is it just the challenge? Is spite against Microsoft worth shelling out over 200 bucks for a console, just so they lose some game sales and you get the personal satisfaction of knowing that Bill Gates Would Not Approve? Is sticking it to "the man" so important that you'll spend all your time digging around in a poor little game console (instead of creating a new open-source application and making a name for yourselves)?

    Come ON, guys, this is lame. Who the hell cares if the X-Box runs Linux? It's got some really fun games on it, isn't that enough?

    Think about it...

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    1. Re:I guess I just don't understand the allure... by kamapuaa · · Score: 1
      I think it's interesting because for $180, it would allow me to hook up a computer as a component of my entertainment system. Maybe I'd have to replace the hard drive, but I could easily play the MP3s, I could rip the DVDs, and similar so-forths. I could probably do the same with a $300 PC, but and XBox doesn't have a loud fan or take 3 minutes to boot up, the way a cheap eMachines would. Plus, maybe I'd get a few XBox games, I dunnow.

      If I wanted to make a Mini-ITX system with a miniature case, a CD-ROM Drive, and so forth, and hook it up to my TV & stereo - that would definitely be a better system, but would cost $500 or more.

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    2. Re:I guess I just don't understand the allure... by shepd · · Score: 1

      >Who the hell cares if the X-Box runs Linux? It's got some really fun games on it, isn't that enough?

      Not really.

      But you are missing the whole point entirely, as many others here have. Let's compare:

      XBOX: 3D acceleration, good TV out, good audio out, hard drive, controller, ethernet, memory, DVD/CD drive. $200.

      PC:

      - Hard drive: $50.
      - Motherboard with quality built in sound: $100.
      - Case with power supply: $30.
      - Medium-High end 3d accelerator with TV out: $250.
      - Memory: $20.
      - Low end CPU with fan: $60.
      - Game controller: $40.
      - DVD/CD: $40.
      - Ethernet: $10.

      Total: $600.

      But sure, maybe you're right. Maybe people running linux have so much money, $400 means nothing and the only reason they want the XBOX is to spite microsoft.

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    3. Re:I guess I just don't understand the allure... by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      Well, that's kind of interesting; So you're saying you'd basically rework the XBox into a small, quiet PC, and save money on the cheapest PC currently available *new*, i.e. a new XBox is cheaper than the cheapest new PC available. But you can buy older PCs used for much less than an XBox. I guess my real problem with it is, how would you connect peripherals? How would you hook it up to the TV and stereo, as you mentioned? Honest question -- and I wasn't trying to troll, I honestly didn't get the attraction. But if you *can* hook up peripherals and A/V gear, I might be able to see the point...

      I know people have said you can still play XBox games with a modded box, and that you can hook up peripherals to it, etc, but how well does that really work in your opinion? I've never tried it, and I'm loath to damage my existing XBox, so I have no way of knowing personally. I'm not sure I trust the thing to continue working properly after modifications...

      Seriously -- I'm asking. Not trolling. ;)

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    4. Re:I guess I just don't understand the allure... by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      Ah. Ahem. Well, then.

      That's a pretty strong point I guess. Although, you can get an older laptop on Ebay for like, a hundred bucks, which was MY point. Or, if you're a weirdo like me, you can hunt around for an old SPARC server or something similar in the same price range. Sometimes, Solaris is included, depends on the auction. If you only consider *new* gear, you limit yourself to a more expensive range of equipment than you would if you were willing to look at used and off-lease stuff. But, still -- Ok, I get your point.

      Having said that, how well do peripherals hook up to an XBox? I've never tried to hook anything up to it, so I'm not sure off the top of my head whether it even offers USB, but since you seem to have tried modding an XBox, how well does it accept peripherals? And, once you modded it, did it still play XBox games? I know you wouldn't be able to use XBox Live with a modded box; Microsoft started shutting them out of the service a while back. But, what about normal games? How well do they work?

      Honest questions. I'm finding this topic kind of interesting. And, honest -- I'm not trolling. I'm genuinely interested.

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    5. Re:I guess I just don't understand the allure... by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      I know it's considered bad form to reply to my own message, but I feel I have the right to address my unfairly being called a "troll" by the moderators.

      First of all, this is not a troll. A troll is placed in order to start a pointless argument. I posted an honest appraisal of my opinion about this matter, therefore, my post is not a troll. Moderators can CALL it a troll because they're going to automatically attack anyone who even remotely appears to side with Microsoft -- this is standard Slashdot operating procedure. However, THIS POST WAS NOT A TROLL.

      Second of all, I think I've been extremely reasonable. I listened to two reasonable posts from people who DIDN'T call me a troll, and I considered their points in a most reasonable way. In return, I posted a simple question in reply: Basically, if people are modding the XBox just so they can have a cheap PC, and not in an attempt to "stick it to Microsoft", or do some other strange nefarious thing (like cheating on XBox Live games, for instance), how does the XBox perform essential PC-type activities like interacting with peripherals and A/V gear? If the XBox is really a good, cheap PC substitute, how does it perform in this role? I didn't get any responses (at least, not yet) so I'm assuming that the XBox DOESN'T perform well in this role at all.

      I think it's fair to assume that the XBox is NOT a suitable PC substitute, so I think that based on this assumption we can assume that the people modding the XBox are doing so for some other reason. Reasons that come to MY mind are:

      * Sticking it to Microsoft;
      * Creating a setup for building bootlegs of XBox games, or perhaps altering XBox games or reverse-engineering them;
      * Being able to go onto XBox Live and cheat, which is much more difficult with a non-modded XBox, and which is almost certainly why modded XBoxes are not permitted anymore on XBox Live;
      * just for the irony, and to see if it'll work (i.e. just a hobbyist thing).

      Again, as I said, if you want a cheap Linux box, you can always go to Ebay and pick up a cheapo older laptop or something. It'll work better than an XBox, it'll work with more peripherals, and it'll be able to accept a normal install. There's no real reason to screw up a perfectly good XBox by modding it. Unless someone can demonstrate that a modded XBox can do everything a cheap older computer can do, this is going to stay my opinion.

      You can call me names, you can call me a troll, but it doesn't make it true. You can be as pissed off at me as you want, because I'm not *agreeing* with you, but it doesn't make me a troll. And, as long as I have breath, I'm going to call 'em as I see 'em.

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    6. Re:I guess I just don't understand the allure... by shepd · · Score: 1

      >Having said that, how well do peripherals hook up to an XBox? I've never tried to hook anything up to it, so I'm not sure off the top of my head whether it even offers USB, but since you seem to have tried modding an XBox, how well does it accept peripherals?

      I've not tried peripherals, but all the joystick ports are (non-standard) USB. This cable should allow you to interface your devices. It seems, according to sourceforge, that all linux supported USB devices will work inside linux, but not the X-Box games (obviously).

      >And, once you modded it, did it still play XBox games?

      Yep! And 100% off the hard drive also without the original disc (a big bonus if you have kids that think DVDs are indestructible).

      >I know you wouldn't be able to use XBox Live with a modded box; Microsoft started shutting them out of the service a while back

      They have, but many of the more advanced chips let you turn off the mod chip. Of course then you need the original DVD, but if you're all legal, that's not too big of a a deal.

      X-BOX live should be fine if the chip is turned off -- the chip only takes control of the BIOS, nothing more (IIRC). I'd read more on this before trusting my advice, though, since I only mod the boxes, I actually don't own an X-BOX (yet), so it beats me if this works as advertised. ;-)

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    7. Re:I guess I just don't understand the allure... by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      Ok, so you mentioned that with a cable from Lik Sang you can use the Joystick port as a USB port and use USB peripherals under Linux. That's not bad if you're going to use the XBox as a PC. BUT, you also said (in response to my question about it being able to play XBox games):

      "Yep! And 100% off the hard drive also without the original disc (a big bonus if you have kids that think DVDs are indestructible)..."

      So you're saying that running Linux on an XBox lets you dump the games to the hard drive and run them without their DVD? See, that ruins it for me. What's going to stop people from pirating the hell out of games this way? Once they're on the hard drive, and runnable under Linux, they can be archived and passed around. That just isn't right.

      This sort of thing could easily ruin the console by wrecking the market for games. I'd really hate to see that happen.

      I think I can see now what people want a modded XBox for. I don't want any part of it.

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    8. Re:I guess I just don't understand the allure... by shepd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      >So you're saying that running Linux on an XBox lets you dump the games to the hard drive and run them without their DVD?

      Yup.

      >See, that ruins it for me. What's going to stop people from pirating the hell out of games this way?

      Morality? >:-D

      >This sort of thing could easily ruin the console by wrecking the market for games. I'd really hate to see that happen.

      Well, if it was going to do it, it'd happen by now. Apart from the GameCube, I can't think of a single system which wasn't heavily pirated. And I'm going all the way back to the original 8-bit NES, which did a bomb, despite how many clones were made of the system itself, and all the 1000-in-1 cartridges...

      In fact, most systems that are pirated seem to enjoy increased popularity and sales as a result. Strange, but from what I can see, the market stays pretty faithful to that in most respects. Just look in your store and see how many more PS2 and X-BOX games are available against gamecube (the only popular "unmoddable" system, unless I get more info) games, even though the gamecube is cheaper, and in some respects, superior!

      The don't have a large stock simply because they don't sell -- they have the large stock to supply demand.

      However, that all being said, I only install and sell modchips for the purposes of running linux and making personal backups of your own games.

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    9. Re:I guess I just don't understand the allure... by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      Oh, I believe that you're not pirating; I didn't mean my post to sound like an accusation. All I'm saying is that it makes piracy not only possible, but not even particularly difficult, which is a Bad Thing. I think that even if your motive is to help people back up their games, the end result is that at least some will pirate them and you will have no control over that. So in a way, by providing the tool, you're facilitating the activity, even though you're not trying to. See what I mean?

      And, it's different from a manufacturer producing a CD-R drive, because the CD-R drive wasn't built for the purpose of ripping game copies. A CD-R drive is designed for backups and data -- its primary purpose is legitimate. In contrast, an XBox's primary purpose is gaming, with built-in copy protections for the games. When you MOD an XBox, you're removing its primary purpose and replacing it with your own (whatever that may be). It's not the same.

      I don't think that "morality" is going to make much of an impression on XBox modders who feel like pirating a few games. Otherwise, people wouldn't have pirated games in the past, either -- and software has been pirated all the way back to the MITS Altair, ok? It's a big problem in the industry. People don't consider a game, or a piece of software, to be a real thing; they don't think they're doing anything wrong when they copy it and pass it around. So it's going to happen, and the XBox mods are going to facilitate it. Doesn't that bother you? I'd much rather see the XBox be successful, and have people buy the games legitimately. And, I don't like Microsoft either, but I have to admit they've built a nice console here. I'd like to see it succeed.

      People say they just want to use the XBox as a PC. Maybe for some people (yourself included) that's true. But, I suspect that for most XBox modders, that whole "rip, mix, burn" thing is just too tasty to ignore. It's a bad idea, IMHO.

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  170. Nobody's going to end up in jail by nacturation · · Score: 1

    This is no different than saying "Ok, Microsoft -- either you release a patch to fix IIS, or we're releasing the bug report with sample exploit code next week."

    It's not blackmail, it's rather a fairly aggressive means of negotiation. :)

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  171. You Better Apologize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How dare you compare terrorists with the likes of Microsoft.
    You better apologize to the real terrorists out there you
    just insulted.

    1. Re:You Better Apologize by kevx45 · · Score: 1
      No see though, the real terrorists don't like all the attention that Microsoft gets. Billy G and the Redmond three are about as popular as white on rice.

      What is it with people and the XBOX anyhow? I could buy a PS2 and still get just about the same performance running Linux. Heck, I'm suprised people HAVEN'T gotten a Linux bootloader running yet with all the crap they do to xboxes nowadays. And to tell you the truth, the xbox really isn't that impressive. I boycott it on the grounds it is built by Microsoft. That should be reason enough. The only time I am ever going to buy a console again is if a) it has usefulness and includes a multi-tasking *NIX based OS with a decent interface and a keyboard and mouse (so basically a computer I use on the TV, but without the crappy resolutiuon) and/or 2) if Apple ever enters the market, which of course they will get creamed, and brings with it the style and passion they bring to everything. I could see 2GHz dual G5's in the next console, couldn't everyone else? (A revival of the cube. That would steal the thunder of the gamecube. Which btw- why hasn't anyone done anything to it of high notice on Slashdot. Unless I was off vacationing somewhere, I don't think I have seen any stories...)

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    2. Re:You Better Apologize by ppanon · · Score: 1

      Well, since Microsoft sells them at a loss, maybe somebody wants to build a cheap Beowulf cluster with thousands of nodes. :-)

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    3. Re:You Better Apologize by slashdotxyric · · Score: 1

      No offence but the PS2 is hardly a brilliant feat of engineering. Its cheap and nasty like most of Sony's products nowadays.

    4. Re:You Better Apologize by kevx45 · · Score: 1

      It runs linux, has a bootloader, and supported hardware to do so. They've clustered with it. All the consoles are made cheap and dirty in either Taiwan or Mexico. 'Nuff said.

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    5. Re:You Better Apologize by shaitand · · Score: 1

      And will cost you about the same as a new top of the line pc if you buy the PS/2 and linux kit. Take about the same amount of time to get running from parts.

      My prices consider the ancient art of put the fucking thing together yourself you lazy son of a bitch!

  172. Possible avenues of attack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I took a look at some XBox security documents a few months back, and there were a few things that struck me about the bootloading process.

    First of all, they're using a 2048-bit public key, but a 160-bit hash. Using the GNFS, factoring the key would take about 2^405 operations. Finding a document with the same hash as a previously signed piece of code would only take about 2^160 (well, actually, 2^152 if we assume that there are approximately 260 titles available for the XBox). Still not really doable, but the mismatch indicates that MS probably hasn't thoroughly researched their work.

    Second of all, the method used to pad the hash prior to signing seems pretty bad. Most your public-key cryptography standards recommend using a non-repeating pattern to prevent certain types of algebraic attacks. Microsoft's method amounts to little more than adding a (large) constant value to the message to be signed. CiteSeer has references for some related attacks-- might be worth checking out.

    Also, it's important to note that the XBE bootloarder isn't the ONLY piece of software in the XBox ROM.

    I've heard that various DVDs can cause the XBox to crash-- if these crashes are caused by various parts of memory being overwritten during the decoding process, it may be possible to create an MPEG2 stream that actually results in a buffer overflow, allowing some custom code to be executed (e.g., a bootloader that loads a copy of Linux from the DVD drive). If Microsoft didn't push the DVD player software through a security auditing process (and why would they? The DVD player isn't really related to the bootloader), then it's possible that some bugs that allow stack-smashing made it through to the XBox ROM.

    I could go on, but let's just say that it SHOULDN'T be surprising that some motivated private researchers finally found an exploitable flaw in the XBox. Given the time that the console has been on the market, and the scrutiny it's undergone by thousands of interested parties worldwide, I'd like to tip my hat to Microsoft for having kept the XBox secure for as long as they have-- it's a pretty big achievement.

  173. I know who the group is... by ufpdom · · Score: 0

    Its a group of Islamic Linux Fantatics.. They are calling for a Holy Linux Jihaad. :D

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  174. What is this 'rent' of which you speak? by switcha · · Score: 1
    (Remember the altair, and if you don't, go rent some real documentaries.)

    Hold on...I'm downloading one right now...

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  175. The Racket Racket by fm6 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Suppose tennis rackets were very expensive to make. No one can afford to buy them, until somebody gets the idea of selling them at a loss, and making a profit by selling tennis court time. They've patented tennis courts, of course, so you can't just build your own. Then people discover that squash is public domain, so they start playing squash instead. How soon would it be before it was illegal to play squash with a tennis racket?

    I hear you saying, "That's lame. You can't use regulate people's behavior to that level." I certainly agree. And eventually the big IP hoarders will figure this out. But in the meantime -- well, I was never any good at tennis.

    1. Re:The Racket Racket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suppose a business plan was so stupid it involved selling consoles at a loss and making it up in volume... Shouldn't the government step in and make sure folks who execute such a plan are guaranteed to profit?

      Get a cue-cat-clue. Your stupid business plan does not (should not) put any restrictions on what I can do with my property.

    2. Re:The Racket Racket by arose · · Score: 5, Funny

      Too expensive to make? Buy a damn RacketCube.

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    3. Re:The Racket Racket by Uller-RM · · Score: 1

      Get a clue -- the business, who are already quite rich from patenting bowling shoes and then renting out the balls and pins, merely has to pay the government off to pass a law to make those restrictions legal. Tada, the business plan makes perfect sense!

      "Should not" has no place in the business world, where the regulatory bodies are just as stupid as the business owners. (More so, actually, since they're selling away their own freedoms.) The only thing to do is figure out ways to work around it -- or to move to another country where the government officials aren't so stupid.

    4. Re:The Racket Racket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How was this ever modded insightful? What a contrived metaphor. LOL

    5. Re:The Racket Racket by fm6 · · Score: 1
      The only thing to do is figure out ways to work around it -- or to move to another country where the government officials aren't so stupid.
      What a cop out. It's true that people with deep pockets have an unfair advantage. But grass-roots democracy isn't dead. At least, not until everyone cops out.
    6. Re:The Racket Racket by shaitand · · Score: 1

      ummm grass roots democracy is completely dead.

      We have 3 branches of government. Two are run by elected politicians and one by appointed judges.

      Now, politicians... to become a politician requires advertising, make sure everybody knows who you are, and tell them you'll work for whatever you think will get you elected. Ok so that makes politicians liars but not puppets... ok, now all that advertising costs money, so who comes along and pays for you errr it, Mr Corporation!

      Ok, now you get elected, and people are lobbying... who has the money to lobby and conviently comes knocking at your door asking for your vote.... why it's Mr. Corporation!!!! Now... your not exactly going to get rich on under the table cash from the freedom of speech idiot over there, but Mr Corporation is your friend! You also after all, have to consider re-election.

      For a politician, well, we might as well just call them Microsoft employees. Compared to their paychecks from microsoft their salaries are hilarious (Of course 6 figure salaries aren't bad at all if you ask 89% of america in the latest study by the IRS). When it comes time for re-election, well that's like a performance evaluation, you see since the average voter is literally akin to cattle, that's really a decision made by advertising dollars. Microsoft decides if the employee is doing well and then either keeps him on or terminates him.

      You used to at least have some confidence other corporations could compete... but that's gone now, microsoft has enough money to buy ALL the politicians.

      Above subject of politicians shows why only corrupt or unimportant laws pass today and why their are virtually ZERO wins for freedom in the past 5yrs in terms of laws being passed.

      Now judges, judges are nice in that while they do have to swallow now and then to get appointed by the bought politicians, once they get there they are appointed for life.

      Lets pretend for a bit that judges don't get paid in the same under the table deals that politicians do and that all judges are appointed rather than elected (since for description of elected official you need to see politician above). In order for judges to get a say in anything, the judges must first try the case. And in order to get a case to a judge who's decisions have any impact that can set precedent one needs to have... MASSIVE amounts of, you guessed it $$$. Now the only ones who will have that kind of money are Mr. Corporation and his friends!

      So you see... while there may be grass roots democracy out there. It's not anywhere that matters. The truth is, statistically speaking, over 96% of human beings on planet earth have an IQ so low they shouldn't be trusted with sharp objects unsupervised, let alone voting.

    7. Re:The Racket Racket by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Jeez. Apathy sure is a lot of work, isn't it?

  176. For all of you who don't think this is illegal... by Geekenstein · · Score: 1, Informative

    \Ex*tor"tion\, n. [F. extorsion.] 1. The act of extorting; the act or practice of wresting anything from a person by force, by threats, or by any undue exercise of power; undue exaction; overcharge.

    2. (Law) The offense committed by an officer who corruptly claims and takes, as his fee, money, or other thing of value, that is not due, or more than is due, or before it is due. --Abbott.

    3. That which is extorted or exacted by force.

    Last time I checked, extorting things from anyone, be they a company or an individual, is illegal. What next, they'll ask for "protection money"?

    Come off it people. It isn't about the DMCA. It's about a company trying to protect its profits.

    To anyone who is whining now about "its my hardware, I should be able to do what I want with it!" I say to you, YOU knew the limitations placed on it when you purchased it. It was designed to play games, and that's it. Don't like it, don't buy it. MS wasn't out to make a cheap computer, just a decent game system.

    Thank you, drive through.

  177. Not illegal. by Performer+Guy · · Score: 1

    What the heck are you talking about land them in jail?

    This is a way to let Microsoft release a signed boot loader that avoids piracy. The alternative is to let the enguineers release the hack (no mod chip remember) and legitimately enable others to use unsigned software on the box. Unfortnately this will also allow people to use pirated games, but then fair use rules override this concern, and the developers DID give Microsoft an alternative. Now all we have to do is wait to see if Microsoft choses the lesser of two evils or decides to go insane suppressing the publication of legitimate engineering information.

    Don't buy into the Microsoft propaganda hogwash before they even start it. You'll only encourage them.

    1. Re:Not illegal. by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      "Land them in jail." Michael said it, and my god--I actually agree with the twerp for once! The world must be ending...

      Creating and releasing the exploit in and of itself is on somewhat shaky legal ground right now. Look at DeCSS and the hell that the authors are getting in, despite the fact that it's not NEARLY as dangerous as this hack.

      But the clearly illegal part comes of threatening/blackmailing Microsoft. There's not a court in the civilised world that would consider this ultimatum to be anything less than implicit blackmail, and that's illegal!

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    2. Re:Not illegal. by Performer+Guy · · Score: 1

      The DMCA applies in the USA, not Australia. And they're not on shakey legal ground when there's considerable fair use.

      It's not blackmail, it's an offer to let them do it their way.

      What do they hope to gain from your alleged blackmail? Exactly what they have already, it's not blackmail because they can already do what they're asking Microsoft to do. The ONLY thing they are offering Microsoft is an opportunity to avoid the illegal use that game pirates would make of their legitimate use.

      How more reasonable could they possible be?

  178. Signed Linux = Hacked Xbox by Gray · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm somewhat impressed the author of the article got the skinny on the 007 trick, but he missed the real point.

    For non-Xbox nerds, it works like this.

    The XBox has internal flash for the BIOS.
    To enable flashing, all just need to jumper one point (referred to as the D0 point) to ground.

    The 007 trick is an buffer exploit that allows you to boot linux, once you've got linux running, assuming you jumpered D0, you can reflash your internal BIOS with a hacked version (which ignores keys). You'll never play Xbox Live, but you can now play pirate DVDs and copy games to your hard drive.

    With only the buffer exploit, it's at least a challenge, but if MS was to release a signed Linux distro, the process would be trivial. Jumper D0, boot MS-Xlinux, FTP to Xbox, upload bios burner app, pow. Hacked Xbox.

    It's *extreamly* unlikely MS would ever do this. These guys can release easier solutions for buffer overflow related methods, but nothing can have as much potential for evil as a signed linux distro.

    1. Re:Signed Linux = Hacked Xbox by mibus · · Score: 1

      Jumper D0, boot MS-Xlinux, FTP to Xbox, upload bios burner app, pow. Hacked Xbox.

      Yeah... but right now it's just "boot 007" not "boot MS-Xlinux". People (like me) that would buy an X-Box to run linux but don't want to do the "Jumper D0" and void their warranty can buy an X-Box, run linux, and not void their warranty :-)

  179. LOL its a honeypot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that is. A darn expensive one...

  180. This is the kind of things that piss me off by PinkX · · Score: 1

    I participate in a local TV show about computers, the Internet, and the technologies surrounding them. Me, along with a friend, talk about Linux. Another friend talks about Apple, and a fourth one about Windows. In this week edition, we got a rep. from Microsoft and one from Apple, and we made a forum with the pros and cons of every Operating System. One of the arguments of the Microsoft people against Linux is that the code has no property at all, and all the legal problems that come with it, putting the SCO as an example to scare customers off.

    This kind of reactions just give them more material to put over their mouths to argue about the illegality of Linux and the people behind it, and that we are just a bunch of hackers with no respect for IP or whatsoever.

    The bad thing is that the (un)especialised media likes to generalize and now the Linux community is putting an ultimatum on Microsoft for them to release something that they don't even intend to, and that will not lead them to biggest sales.

  181. Actually by Dr+Reducto · · Score: 1

    I know exactly how they did it, I think. There was this one message board post I saw a long time ago. It talked about something extremely similar to the process named by the article. It is not simple. It requires a computer and some really technical steps.

    Heres What I remember:

    1. Open Xbox
    2. Find these pads on Xbox mobo.
    3. Solder them in a certain way.
    4. Use your computer to go this one IP
    5. Hook the Xbox HD cable to your mobo
    6. Go to this one IP, which will flash your BIOS
    7. Load up programs onto Xbox through CD RW's

    6 and 7 are simplified because I don't remember what it said exactly. They were much longer and more technical than they are here. Basically, if you follow the steps, your Xbox's BIOS gets redone and basically nulls the need for a mod chip, since that is what a mod chip does. The technique does work, as many people who saw the post tried it and it worked, but is kinda hard, and only geeks will do it. MS has nothing to fear if they don't release a signed Linux.

  182. damn my vivid imagination.... by thegnu · · Score: 1

    "Trying to twist Microsoft's arm..."
    I just had the most distubing image pass through my mind of Bill Gates being physically harmed. It WAS kind of funny, though.

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  183. RTFA by Myuu · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "A signed Linux boot loader will not allow users to load pirated games, they say. However, the release of new Xbox exploits that the researchers claim to have developed to run Linux on the console could have the side effect of allowing piracy without the need to install a mod chip, something the hackers say they would like to avoid"

    This is less terroristic than the replies and post would tend to make you believe.

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  184. Re: Don't be so sure... by llin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Denmark was the first country to adopt the EUCD (DMCA++). Here's a good EUCD status page. It has the same broad anti-circumvention tool proscriptions as the DMCA.

  185. Already been out for awhile... by OptimoosePrime · · Score: 0

    You've been able to flash your XBox bios with the Evox bios for some time now. And you don't need to solder anything to do it. Don't know why this is such a big deal now. A search on google for evox bios will tell you all about it.

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  186. All consoles lose money. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS sells Xboxes at a loss so they can gain an upper hand over the rest of the Videogame market.

    Folks, ALL of the video game companies work this way. It's NOT just Micro$oft. ALL of the video game companies sell their consoles AT A LOSS, hoping to pick up the slack with software sales. That IS the business model for the video game industry. Sony initially used to lose at least $100 for every PlayStation 2 sold, due to the expense of the Emotion Engine chip, with an estimated manufacturing cost of about $130 alone. Here is an old article that discusses this at http://zdnet.com.com/2100-11-500953.html?legacy=zd nn which estimates that the total cost of each PlayStation 2 is about $400, launch price was around $300 if I recall correctly. I also seem to remember after launch that it was revealed that Sony was losing $250 per console, but I can't find the article right now, or maybe my memory is screwed up.

    1. Re:All consoles lose money. by Slack3r78 · · Score: 1

      The difference is, over the life of the console as the manufacturing process improves, consoles generally eventually turn a profit. The GameCube, for example, while having a lower price point than the XBox, is already turning a profit while the XBox is not, despite the consoles being released at the same time. Yes, all consoles lose money... at first. It's the fact that MS's losses on each XBox are unusually long and sustained in comparison.

  187. Here is how its done (3 week old information) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    forums.xbox-scene.com/index.php?act=ST&f=43&t=6190 1&hl=007

    So they are threatening to release this info which was release 3 weeks ago?? You think MS dont already know about it??

  188. Evil plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Suppose I buy an XBox and then buy all my games used? I get to play lots of games, and cost Microsoft money!

  189. Re:He's right by LWATCDR · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The real problem is not with the security checks per say. It is the loss of money that Microsoft will face. If they release a signed bootloader you could write games for the X-BOX without paying a fee to Big Bill.
    You could put linux,SDL, and the game of your your own creation on a CD or DVD and Sell it to the masses with out paying MS a penny.
    So what if some people steal your game. We all know some peope will do that anyway. Of course a Linux+usb keyboard/mouse/printer running Linux/Open Office/Mozilla could be the first "net applance" that really takes off. I wounder how long it would take Lindows before they offered a CD+Keyboard/mouse setup.
    Oh this could be soo bad for Microsoft. They will never do it.

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  190. Re:Pipedot. Geek news without the slant. by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a good way to end up in jail.

    What slant?

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  191. Re: "...he called out your metaphor." by qtp · · Score: 1

    actually it was a Straw Man,

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  192. I I were Microsoft by fudgefactor7 · · Score: 1

    I'd flip these guys the finger and have their asses thrown in the pokey. Of all the gall...

    hax0rz:"Obey me!"

    MS:"Fuck off, clown!" (secretly calling police)

    hax0rz:"Shit, did you call the cops?"

    MS: "No, but stay on the line, ok?"

    [muffled sounds of arrests...]

  193. Re:Bluff? It might just be M$'s left hand. by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

    As you noticed, any normal group would have just released the code and trick. No one wanting to play ball with M$ would pull a stunt like this. No, calling people who mod xboxes, "pirates" was not enough for M$. It seems they have decided to make them look like mad bombers, "Do what I say or the xbox gets it!" What bullshit.

    And you have proof of this....where, exactly? You look worse than the so-called "mad bombers", making claims like that without real proof.

  194. what a coup by scrytch · · Score: 3, Funny

    wow, so all eight people who run linux on their xbox can put their soldering irons away. And still get blacklisted off XBox Live anyway.

    Microsoft must be quivering with fear, really and truly.

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  195. pointless by geoff+lane · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If they really have a mod-less hack to allow unsigned code to boot on the xbox the correct thing to do is release it.

    There is no way MS will allow Linux or any other OS to boot on xbox as that effectively makes the system open and then MS wouldn't make any money selling certificates.

    Besides, MS will now play the terrorist card and you _know_ how well that plays in Washington.

    1. Re:pointless by theedge318 · · Score: 1

      While the DMCA does suck. You have to respect M$'s right to want to provide a "trusted" platform where gamers don't have to worry about virus games.

      Now you might ask ... thats impossible ...

      but whats to prevent some Black Hat from using this hack to create a virus that opens a mail relay for spammers ... and then they sell tons of copies on ebay, disguised as halo 2 for $10. Just like someone seems to have done with Norton AV.

      Whick of course will play straight into Tom Ridge type land.

      While I generally believe in bug disclosure ... but with the inability to flash the BIOS on Joe Gamer's machine, it makes it complicated. Unfortunately 95% of the people who bought the Xbox wants a machine that works and is secure and will only brake when they drop it on the floor. Should we really take that away from them, no matter how much I and all you want linux on the xbox. Do you really want to explain to your 10 year old son that the xbox doesn't work b/c some spammer took control of it.

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  196. Because Spam killed business e-mail? by Idou · · Score: 1

    Linux is an Open Standard, much like the Internet, e-mail, etc . . .

    If all types of people use e-mail, doesn't logic dictate that all types of people will also use LINUX? Did spam slowdown the adoption of e-mail in the business world? Why would this kind of activity slowdown the adoption of linux in the business world, then?

    People keep on posting as if they belong to some kind of club, "thanks guys, now we all look bad . . ." Reality check, this is no club. If there are some people you dislike in this world, get ready 'cause some of them are going to start using Linux. You better just get used to it.

    If you want to differentiate yourself from these type of people then form a club, get certified. The AICPA revokes CPA's licenses all the time. Why not form a club like that instead of just posting your complaints here (I might take my own advice and beat you to it).

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  197. Re:Pipedot. Geek news without the slant. by rthille · · Score: 0, Troll

    Really, on Slashdot, I expect that suggesting you read the article would get modded down as a Troll!

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  198. It Depends.... by cmason32 · · Score: 1

    On whether MS has already contracted for the parts. If you're merely buying their in-stock inventory, you're not "costing" them anything. If, however, Linux/Mod people buy enough XBOXs that MS has to make more of them to keep up with demand, only then will it start to cost MS more money.

  199. Re:He's right by cshark · · Score: 1

    Funny thing was they said it could be done with a couple drops of solder. Maybe they could claim they did it by accident? And since when is posting a security exploit for a company known for producing security exploits wrong? Macafee and Norton discover and publish Microsoft security exploits all the time. It seems to me that these guys are doing microsoft and the Linux community a favor.

    On a side note, the "give us a boot loader or face the consequences" idea was a stroke of genius.

    Beautiful stuff.
    Won't get anything accomplished.
    But beautiful none the less.

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  200. Re:The land of the free by Wesley+Everest · · Score: 1

    Ok, I'll bite. Yes.

  201. Re:Bluff? It might just be M$'s left hand. by redJag · · Score: 1

    That could be but consider this. Two possibilities can come out of this situation: Microsoft does not release a signed bootloader, or Microsoft does.

    If they don't and no exploit is released, no one will take it seriously because it was either: A) a ploy by MS, or B) a bluff by some stupid kid(s).
    If an exploit is released..pirated games will overwhelm.

    If they do release a bootloader, it's because of one of two reasons: 1) They are the people that initiated the threat as an excuse to release a signed bootloader which will cover their ass on piracy issues (somewhat) and make xBox hackers look like the criminals MS wishes they were , or 2) They believe the threats and want to save face.

  202. Re:Semi-OT: Xbox memory cards by Dr+Reducto · · Score: 1

    To use the method, you have to download the save file to your memory card via a modified USB cable. You can get the file from xboxhacker.net, but I do not know EXACLY how to get the concept to work. In addition, the linux is only a mini Linux, and not that functional. Try getting a mod chip.

  203. Easy Solution by zakezuke · · Score: 1

    1. Sell a bootloader for the amount of money needed to break even...

    2. ?????

    3. Profit

    Pardon my southpark syntax, but it seems a simple solution, even if we didn't have these IP terrorists out there.

    This way, they can keep their precious copy proection, and we the end user and have our lin-box too.

    But I guess that's just too fucking simple

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  204. Illegal even without the DMCA by geekee · · Score: 1

    "Err, did they do anything actually illegal?"

    Yes. They reverse engineered the MS BIOS and are threatening to give away a derivative work based on what they found. This is a copyright violation since they stole their BIOS code. Apple put a PowerPC company out of business in the mid 90's over a similar issue by refusing to release a modified BIOS to boot MacOS on their PowerPC chip. It would have been illegal for the PPC company to make the new BIOS anyway (they knew how), and it's illegal for these hackers to release a derivative work of the MS XBox BIOS.

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    1. Re:Illegal even without the DMCA by AstroDrabb · · Score: 2, Informative

      In most places it is legal to reverse engineer things for compatibility and/or personal use. So they did not break any laws there.

      Next, they are not using a derivitive work. They are not using MS source code and then basing code on that. They have a method to modify personal property to allow compatibility with other software, again perfectly legal in most places and there is no derivation involved.

      Look at software like samba. It is widely used and was developed by reverse engineering the MS smb protocol. MS can't stop it since it is not a crime to reverse engineer for compatibility.

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  205. GPL / XBoX Question - PLEASE MOD UP by AntiGenX · · Score: 0, Troll
    Pardon my ignorance here, I don't know alot about having to digitally sign executables and what not so please don't flame me. Does this process require modification to the bootloader or kernel in any manner? If so, wouldn't that kind of screw Microsoft because (under the GPL) they would then be forced to release their code changes publicly and essentially give us more information needed to circumvent their copyright protection?

    I'm all for Microsoft releasing a linux version, but I can understand that if the above is the case, then it wouldn't be good for their platform, and frankly that wouldn't be fair to them. (Please don't waste our time responding that you don't care if it hurts them. Unless you are a communist, the economics require that they protect their interests. Deal with it.)

    1. Re:GPL / XBoX Question - PLEASE MOD UP by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      What the FUCK does being a communist have to do with anything?

      I'm a very hard democratic socialist (one step away from communism) and I agree 100% that Microsoft has every right and responsibility to protect their investment fairly. On this occasion, they don't deserve to be held hostage by a bunch of blackmailers.

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  206. Sound like Highschool by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    The trick is, kick somebody's ass on the first day, or become somebody's bitch. Sounds like my High School. I went to and all -male school in the Southern Caribbean, five years, you start at 11 graduate at 16 and can optionally do two more years for some extra certifications.

    I got harrassed for the first couple of weeks till I took a chair to the back of some guys head. Then I figured out how the system works. If people think you're a pyscho they pretty much leave you alone. So I praticed staring at people without moving my eyes, whenever anyone got in my face.

    Probably wouldn't work in prison though, I fight like a girl.

    Completley off-topic but my Karma can't get any worse as it is.

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  207. Re:He's right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    do you know what a retard you sound like when you say "per say"? Have a nice Friday.

  208. Re:Pipedot. Geek news without the slant. by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    It's used in the c|net article.

  209. What bullshit! by AvantLegion · · Score: 1
    Tough shit. It's called capitalism and it cuts both ways. Everyone can attempt to make a profit, but no one's entitled to a profit, even Microsoft. Thus, if they didn't think out their entry into the console market well enough and have to fold, then that's the way the cookie crumbles.

    They DID think it out. Wanna know what they thought?

    THEY MADE IT A CLOSED SYSTEM! Problem solved.

    So who is "hurt" by this move? Only the geeks that have no intention on buying the software anyway.

    Plus, as you fail to note, every game console is financed by the games they sell. Not all of them actually take a loss on the hardware, but all would die out completely if not for software sales. So your argument fails on all fronts.

    1. Re:What bullshit! by ocelotbob · · Score: 1
      THEY MADE IT A CLOSED SYSTEM! Problem solved.

      Obviously, they didn't solve the problem well enough if this article is true and the "closing" of the system can be circumvented with a minimal amount of effort. And no, just stating a system is closed doesn't make it closed. Creating a closed system involves diligence in every step of the manufacturing process to ensure that security is of the utmost importance. MS failed in this task, and if they really want a closed system, should learn from Nintendo, who managed to create a platform based on near-commodity parts, such as the PowerPC, and create a system that is much more difficlult to hack.

      As far as your assertion that every platform is financed by game sales, that's true. At the same time, your implication that every platform is totall closed isn't; they see the benefit of allowing hobbyists to create noncommercial works using their hardware. For example, Sony seems to have a minor hit with their PS2 Linux kit; I don't hear stories of how much money Sony's hemorraging because they created a hobbyist platform for their hardware. I doubt that creating a linux bootloader ruin the xbox platform like you say it will.

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    2. Re:What bullshit! by eMartin · · Score: 1

      "Creating a closed system involves diligence in every step of the manufacturing process to ensure that security is of the utmost importance."

      The ONLY thing required for a system to be "closed" is to not show others how to "open" it.

  210. Ummm... by lowe0 · · Score: 1

    The Xbox wasn't designed for hacking. It was designed to play games. MS' desire to protect their revenue stream from licensing is in direct conflict with people's desire to modify the hardware - but that's just tough. On this issue, I support neither the hackers nor MS - let them settle it amongst themselves. There's no real moral imperative on either side here; it's strictly a case of conflicting interests.

    Anyway, how are the other hardware vendors in the gaming market any different or any more honest? Go ask Sony to give you a loader for any code you want - I'd love to hear what they'd tell you.

  211. Common sense to the rescue! by Akardam · · Score: 1

    "There has grown up in the minds of certian groups in this country the notion that, because a man or a corporation has made a profit out of the public for a number of years, the government and the courts are charged with the duty of guaranteeing such profit in the future, even in the face of changing circumstances and contrary public interest. This strange doctrine is not supported by statute nor common law. Neither individuals nor corporations have the right to come into court and ask that the clock of history be stopped, or turned back, for their private benefit."

    - Robert Heinlein


    Extortion usually involves money or other intangible goods. Nobody commonly reffers to people releasing information about other exploits or vulnerabilities as tring to extort something from the companies in whose product the defect was found. Microsoft has (attempted to?) use technological measures to limit what what we the honest consumer wishes to do with the hardware we purchased. I would go so far as to say if anybody, as rediculous as it may seem, is extorting something, it would be our friends up in Redmond who are more than any other person guilty.

  212. I guess nobody noticed the article's a spoof by TurboDog99 · · Score: 1

    http://news.com.com....

    1. Re:I guess nobody noticed the article's a spoof by AntiGenX · · Score: 1

      Actually, news.com.com is the correct address. Cnet has a bunch of domains under the com.com moniker. Try going to new.com. You'll see that you are redireted to new.com.com.

  213. Microsoft and Net Appliances... by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 1
    This is why all those net appliances makers went out of business.

    They were essentially selling $500 or so worth of PC hardware for $150-$200 and hoping to make up the profits with the dial subscriptions you had to get to use them. When people like myself started modding them with HD's and booting Linux on it there business model nosedived.

    granted I did feel bacd about that, but like most of my amoral peers would probably do it again.

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  214. Idiots including linux in their hopeless ploy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I thoroughly despise the fact that these morons are trying to use these means to get a bootloader for linux. What a bunch of pussies, what, don't they know how to solder? I installed a mod chip in my xbox just to run linux, and I know there is know way in hell that microsoft will ever release anything of the likes that they are demanding. I especially dislike that they are giving linux more bad press with asinine behavior like this. The SCO debacle is bad enough.

  215. Way to go! by lowe0 · · Score: 1

    You just bombed console gaming back to the days of the 3DO! Let me tell you, I'm looking forward to paying $799 for a console... aren't you?

    We can talk all day about our rights to modify hardware, which I totally agree that we have, but yet we conveniently ignore MS' rights to protect their business model by any legal means. And, as someone already pointed out, it's not like most people who buy Xboxes for Linux are planning on buying games anyway - so why should they give a shit about you if you're not a paying customer?

  216. It depends on the paper it was printed on by uiil · · Score: 1

    If the extortion demand was written on some law office's stationary, then its legal.

    The exact same words on any other piece of paper, then its a crime. /loathes lawyers

  217. Go read a bit first, the only reason MS.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First ALL of you go read about the xbox and it's security, then go read about xbox-linux.

    The primary reason from MS point of view to not meet the 'demands' if you will is very simple.

    With the exploit, of wich there are many, well over 20+ (and some of you know what they are).
    You can load up any xbe you want withought a modchip.

    With a signed bootloader, you too can load up an xbe thru trivial software on linux, as well you can flash the bios with soldering the 2 points inside the xbox.

    Thus, with either way you can run Linux and run xbe's, wich leads to piracy.
    If a signed bootloader was to be made available it would only be a matter of days before the XBE loading code for linux would be made public.

    What does MS have to gain, NOTHING. What they have to loose, NOTHING.

    Secondly, once you can load up an xbe, whether an official linux bootloader OR thru an exploit, you can still run Linux and not have to modify the internals of the xbox. There is NO need to flash the bios to load up linux with or withought an exploit, reason being a bootloader is used to load up linux.
    Signed Or Not, the bootloader works. How you get it loaded is via the exploit or via it being signed.

    What MS can gain, is a big LAWSUIT over those threatening to release the exploits because that is blackmail as so many of you have pointed out.

  218. Re: Discreditable by benjamindees · · Score: 2, Informative

    You keep using that word... I do not think it means what you think it means...

    Discreditable- Harmful to one's reputation; blameworthy

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  219. if the shoe fits, you must wear it. by twitter · · Score: 1
    And you have proof of this....where, exactly?

    The same place I have proof the "xbox security expert" is genuine.

    This kind of thing is typical M$. It's just another form of astroturf. When you do a thing again and again, you should not be surprised if people remember it.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  220. you have already been spun. by twitter · · Score: 1
    the article makes it clear the hackers are using the threat of increased piracy as leverage over MS.

    I think this is the message they want to get accross, "Linux on xbox==piracy". What crap. The whole issue only concerns me because Microsoft would like to criminalize modification of hardware and software. I'd never by one of those stupid boxes.

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  221. why would somebody risk jail to put linux on xbox? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    this is fuckin unreal. Somebody goes to blackmail M$ so they can run linux on a xbox??????? WTF?


    what would be the payoff in this?????

  222. Re:The land of the free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And if I were rich, I wouldn't have to rob a bank.

    The DMCA is a law: we have little control over laws.

    The fact that you are not rich, you do have control over. You could have saved your money, ate KD all your life, etc. etc. etc. You have control over that, you don't have control over laws.

    Now your analogy: it would be justified if the bank were taking your money, as the DMCA takes your rights.

    In the DMCA/Xbox analogy, MS/RIAA/MPAA/Gov't have taken your rights, and you are taking them back.

    So, carrying on the thread of analogies:

    I'm Robin Hood. The government unfairly takes people's money... am I not justified in stealing the money and giving it back to the people?

    (No, this isn't a piracy analogy, this is a RIGHTS analogy)

  223. REAL blackmail! by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1
    I have a much better plan:

    Microsoft, hear now and hear well!! Release ALL source code, internal documentation and trade secrets, whether you have the right to do so or not (due to licensing agreements or deals with subcontractors) to the public domain, make sure it is widespread by sending CDs containing the information to every address in the world, a la AOL, and then pay all of your programmers to develop free software until all your money runs out and you go bankrupt, or else... WE WILL TOILET PAPER BILL G'S HOUSE!! WITH PINK TOILET PAPER!! IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!!Bwaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

    You have 24 hours to respond... You have been warned. (Disclaimer: This post is funny.)

  224. And thier theme song.... by greymond · · Score: 1

    "Shop lifters of the world, unit and take over...." - The Smiths

    well maybe not, but it sounded funny at the time

  225. Re: Discreditable by benjamindees · · Score: 1
    Okay, wow, I can't believe I responded to that without fully realizing your argument.

    You think, not only, that

    1) Microsoft has a 'reputation' that would be harmed by this group releasing a security exploit of one of their products,

    but also that

    2) Microsoft's release of a signed boot-loader for Linux would benefit anyone but themselves?

    These people already have the hack. They don't need a signed boot-loader. If anything, it is a friendly gesture to encourage Microsoft to get off of their DRM-high-horse and release a solution that would support Linux but not the game pirates. It is not blackmail.

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  226. While "I don't fink on Soul Brothers" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder: who is "Fuck" and why do you refer to him in plural?

  227. Re:The land of the free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ate KD all your life

    That's k.d., miss lang if you're nasty....

    (KD? WTF?)

  228. Re:For all of you who don't think this is illegal. by krray · · Score: 0, Troll

    Kind of like when I went to purchase PC's through a local reseller who had to charge me the Windows tax if they wanted to keep _their_ license to sell -- even though those PC's _still_ run Linux to this day...

    THAT kind of extorsion?

    Or do you mean the kind where up until recently there really hasn't been a decent word processing and spreadsheet package -- at least not like there _used_ to be -- and the main picker, being M$-Office, is $450?

    THAT kind of extorsion?

    Perhaps you're referring to the fact that in a few cases I have NO CHOICE but to run Windows ... but to run Windows means constant security updates -- even though I can't get those updates unless I agree to basically make my computer's data property of Microsoft...

    THAT kind of extorsion?

    Would you like to super-size that?

  229. Re:Signed Linux = Hacked Xbox (thanks!) by swordgeek · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the info, it was a great post. Now I have more of a clue how the whole xBox threat makes sense.

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  230. Re:The land of the free by acidrain69 · · Score: 1

    shooting the gun isn't illegal, killing another person is. Bad metaphor again. You can print up as much money as you like, but USING counterfeit bills is illegal. By using I mean anything like passing them off as real.

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  231. PERFECT EXAMPLE OF MEDIA HYPE by SurgeonGeneral · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So two guys make a discovery. They immediatly contact the company to whom it concerns who simply ignores them. After repeatedly trying to contact them directly and getting no answer, they go through a different channel. They contact a news company and tell them what happened: they made a discovery that the company will want to keep hidden, and are offering to keep it a secret if the company takes the matter into its own hands. If the company refuses to even acknowledge them, they are just going to go ahead and not keep it a secret anymore. They are being "nice". They could've just posted the code/directions on the internet, instead they are making great efforts to reduce the stress on Microsoft.

    What does slashdot do? HEADLINE: LINUXLOSERS TRY TO BLACKMAIL MICROSOFT. With the subtitle "Great way to end up in jail."

    Great way to get people to read the story, but totally dishonest.

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  232. Re:He's right by canajin56 · · Score: 1
    And since when is posting a security exploit for a company known for producing security exploits wrong?
    Well, perhaps not it isn't WRONG, but it IS illegal. Have you ever heard of the DMCA?
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  233. Can I ask a (stupid) question? by Rai · · Score: 1

    Why is it so important to run Linux on the Xbox? I sort of understand the thrill geeks get from this, but what makes it worth giving away a $100,000 prize?

    Does this further the OSS movement someway or is it just an "in your face" gesture to Microsoft?

    And I'm not trolling. This is a serious question.

    1. Re:Can I ask a (stupid) question? by grolschie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I guess with Linux, you can use the cheap but cool hardware (TV out, Dolby 5.1, etc) and various console emulators to give yourself multiple gaming consoles in one. Your X-Box could then play SNES, Genesis, Arcade, Amiga, etc, etc, games as well as X-Box games.

  234. Re:He's right by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Just to recap the choices -

    1) Release a boot loader, lose money on X-box, promote linux.
    2) Don't release boot loader, be in the public's eye about not even securing a gaming system, lose more money because of xbox sales and stolen games, don't promote linux as much.

    The rock and the hardplace. That's exactly where Bill is. Kinda feel sorrry for him.

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  235. Honest trade painted as blackmail? by MikeFM · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I doubt they put it that way. Honestly what is wrong with having found a hole in an existing product that lets you do what you're trying to do.. but you realize it'd damage the company making the product if you used that hole.. so you offer not to if they'll just give you the ability to do what you originally wanted to do?

    If Microsoft won't bargain than their loss.. I'd go ahead and use the exploit they've found. Like the whole CSS thing they may crucify the hackers (making heroes of them) but they'll never put the genie back in the lamp.

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  236. Re:He's right by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 1

    No. Publisizing an exploit isn't illegal. If it is, sue Microsoft for putting up their knowledge base. No, using an exploit is what gets people in trouble. Circumventing some form of copy protection is what gets people in trouble. No, you know what, go check out Symantec or some other security site. It's brimming with info, because people need to know.

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  237. Re:The land of the free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kraft Dinner.

    I see someone didn't go to college.

  238. Come now, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your t-f hat isn't tight enough. Its obviously M$ themselves trying to quash their latest loss-leader....

  239. Hmmm... by chendo · · Score: 1
    "We're '...' very committed to respecting others' intellectual property, and we request the same respect applied to our innovations and those of our partners," the company said in the statement.


    Hmm... a bit of a pause there. Respecting others' intellectual property mah ass!
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  240. What about interoperability by bluGill · · Score: 1

    IANAL, but if I recall correctly, the DMCA contains an exception for interoperability. That is, if your exploit is used only to run linux, then it should fall under this clause.

    In the VCR days the court found that even though there were illegal uses, that there was a substantial legal use made them legal. I would think (but I can't argue in court and I don't think the courts always make sense) that you could extend this to say that because this exploit has the use of allowing linux, it is legal under the interoperability clause.

  241. One paradigm behind by fm6 · · Score: 1

    Where you been? The bubble got burst. People no longer consider a "brand" something that you can make money with even though it doesn't mean anything.

    1. Re:One paradigm behind by Natalie's+Hot+Grits · · Score: 1

      Where you been?

      People don't buy games for a playstation unless it says "for playstation" on the box. If you want those words, you pay or get sued. Period.

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  242. Coke dealers? by yerricde · · Score: 1

    You know, you deal coke and you go to a resort prison for two years.

    Then how can McDonald's employees deal Coke and not go to prison?

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    1. Re:Coke dealers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you kidding me? They work at McDonald's, they can get off on an insanity plea. Who in their right mind would work at the bottom of the fast food chain unless they were a bit off their nut.

    2. Re:Coke dealers? by yerricde · · Score: 1

      McDonald's isn't the only fast food chain that deals Coke. Try Burger King, Wendy's, and pretty much everywhere else except Yum! Brands restaurants.

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    3. Re:Coke dealers? by Wog · · Score: 1

      I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

    4. Re:Coke dealers? by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      Or.... The millions of fast food restaurants owned by PepsiCo

  243. Re: Don't be so sure... by Zan+Zu+from+Eridu · · Score: 2, Insightful
    That still doesn't make it illegal. Here in Europe it would be illegal for MS to not allow 3th-party software to run on the hardware they manifacture. In Europe you might very well have the right to reverse engineer the Xbox if Microsoft refuses cooperation on this.

    I don't exactly know about Australian law, but it could very well be the geeks in question are playing on this angle: "If you don't cooperate with us, we will do it ourselves legally, and you will have no control over it whatsoever. The proof is in the pudding."

  244. That reminds me by Snaller · · Score: 1

    ...of a story i read. A developer on, Age of Empires i think it was, told how some guy had emailed him and demanded that he make a utility program for the game (unpack archives, convert graphics, something like that) and the developer told him to buzz off. Two weeks later the guy sendt the developer a program which did what he had originally asked him to make. He had just reversed engineered it.

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  245. So utterly lame! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Why bother those studs at Microsoft! Why do they even matter? If you have a modfree loader, then just release the damn thing. Hell, setup a software clean room and release it legal. If Phoenix could do it with the ole BIOS, it could be done here.

    That is the difference between the problem-solving nature of a true hacker and the stupid ego of these big children.

  246. Profit! by grolschie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Perhaps MS could make money by *selling* such a bootloader..... ;-)

  247. The Realities of Prison Rape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    For those that think prison rape is something to laugh about, read this:

    http://www.hrw.org/reports/2001/prison/report.html

    While irreverent humor certainly has its place, I was horrified after reading this report.

  248. Reality of Prison Rape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  249. What's with the double standard? by kko · · Score: 1

    Let's start this by stating that I am not pro-Microsoft. In fact, I dislike Microsoft software very much (unfortunately I have to use VS.NET at work). I've been trying out (not double-booting, by the way) a butt-load of Linux distros since 98, and I used Debian a helluva lot (first *NIX OS I ever tried). I have been using OpenBSD since last year (those who hate MS use Linux, those who love UNIX use *BSD) and I'm not switching anymore.
    After having said all this, I'd like to know what's up with the double standards?
    SCO tries to take the whole Linux community hostage, everybody goes apeshit (I'm with you Linux people on that one). But when a couple of Linux advocates try to take the Xbox hostage, it's all fine and dandy. Why is this?
    If you don't like what MS has done with their platform (it might be your hardware, but it's their platform) then don't buy it. I don't like the Xbox, so I haven't bought one. Why buy it if you're just going to bitch and moan about it all day long?
    If you dislike their products so much, vote with your fucking money, and put it elsewhere, no sense going "M$ is teh sux" and then run into Egghead (or wherever the fuck you go) and spending your ass off lining M$ pockets.
    By the way, the Xbox hardware sucks, and you'd be better off getting Linux running on an NES...

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  250. Re: calling their bluff by Sabalon · · Score: 1

    Because my neighboor owns an x-box. There is no way he could/would mod-chip it. However, if there was something he could download from the net and burn on a CD-R, he'd probably do it.

    A hardware mod is something that MS knows will happen, but probably in a very small number of the sold boxes. A software hack that the average joe could use - well, then it'd get more widespread

  251. "You tell" == "give me money" by yerricde · · Score: 1

    Essential to blackmail is the transfer of valuable assets from the blackmailee to the blackmailer. "Give me money or I'll tell" is blackmail. "You tell or I'll tell" is not.

    How is "you tell" not equivalent to "give me money"? Trade secrets such as a signed xbe are "things of value".

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  252. Re: Don't be so sure... by Seahawk · · Score: 1

    And the danish minister of culture(Brian Mikkelsen, which is responsible for the copyright business in denmark) has said that the Infosec will never disallow the use of open source software to make use of closed technologies!

    Its still illegal according to the law - but trust me - the danish goverment would make it ok somehow! :)

  253. Microsoft Might Release a Boot Loader by MikeD83 · · Score: 1

    Currently Microsoft is selling the X-Box for a huge loss. Are you willing to pay enough to make that loss a profit? If Linux users would be willing to pay $100 for a Linux loader Microsoft might do it.

    Unfortunately, most modders are just looking to get a Linux box cheap. That Linux loader might become the most pirated copy of software ever. And where does that leave Microsoft? Footing the bill for a huge loss on the X-Box.

  254. White Queen defends.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Against Black Queens attack.

    Damn, I could never pick the right color..

  255. Exactly! Now let's all go hang Nintendo by KalvinB · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When's the last time Nintendo released a system that could officially support Linux? When's the last time Nintendo released a console that used a common storage method like CD roms?

    What's that? Never? So why isn't Slashdot bitching about that constantly?

    Apparently hackers are so pathetic these days they have to force the system to cater to them rather than them catering to the system. But of course, this only applies to MS. Standards vary based on popularity of the company.

    "I can't code in the XBox's language so I'm going to whine to MS until the XBox understands my language."

    Nobody is required to make products "user servicable." Nobody is required to make it easy or even possible.

    What's funny is that I can just see Linux zealots repeatedly smashing their faces on the glass trying to get to the food below.

    "It's so close! The XBox is just a PC, if I could only get past this one thing!"

    Give it up.

    Ben

  256. quality article regarding the xbox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    maddox, creator of The Best Page In The Universe, released a great article regarding the XBox about a year ago, check it out here.

  257. Re:Exactly! Now let's all go hang Nintendo by IHateUniqueNicks · · Score: 1

    No, actually, the problem is, they HAVE gotten "past this one thing", but MS and other companies have bought the politicians, and they've made it illegal to do something that should be none of their buisness.

    People are complaining because laws have been passed that are equivilant to saying it's illegal to drive on non-toll roads (and as such also banning off-roading).

    I know when I buy a FORD truck, I damn well expect to be able to drive it on any of my property, not just on FORD approved roads.

  258. bsd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why not an official bsd bootloader?

  259. Negotiation with Terrorists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh huh so a game console hacking team is a terrorist cell now? Sorry, folks, but your country is seriously fscked up. Please wake me up when you all decide to come to your senses again.

    Mod me down as flamebait if you will, suppress the truth, but stop acting like angry children and get your act back together.

  260. Young Ho Bleeds Tonight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  261. Why not charge? by Alan+Hicks · · Score: 1

    Given that MS looses money on every sale of an X-Box when the consumer doesn't also bu a few games, they obviously don't want people to buy one and boot a free Linux OS on it and never buy any games. But what if MS releases a version of Linux on a live cd a la Knoppix, Gentoo, or Slackware? Assuming they charge around $200 for it I'm sure a few people would bite. $400 total for a great small-form factor machine with 5.1 sound and tv-out isn't too bad, especially if the "MS linux distro" includes music and video streaming software.

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  262. Hrm.... by dmb062082 · · Score: 1

    I think m$ should rape the hackers steal/take over the project entirely (they could legaly do this "raping" if they were smart about it) package it with a keyboard and mouse few xtra usb adapters sell it for say 150 dollars and advertise the FUCKING PISS OUT OF IT. Do you have any idea how many fools would purchace this when they see a 30 second TV add spot talking about turning your 200 dollar xbox into half way decent personal computer? OMFG it would be a wildfire that would help M$ corner the console market within 9 months and shit all over sony at the same time. People who dont have computers would jump on this as well and I would imagine most would even buy a few xbox games to boot, i bet this is what M$ fears (all xbox no games). But why would M$ do linux and not windows?

    They wouldnt and what I said above is just a dream even so. If they wanted the xbox to be sold as a personal computer it would have been. M$ will never do this because not only will it be detering various other ms related pc sales, it will give linux more national attention, which is why even if this did go through mainstream it would NOT ever be linux. Now everyone might want to reply to the 1st part saying "well ya know M$ would never do this it would be like a slap in the face from the linux world" Honestly though its the other way around, the product would sell like hotcakes if advertised right and would actually be a pimp slap in the face to the linux peeps from the pimp hand of M$ mocking them. But once again M$ would never give linux more national media attention even if they had a time bomb strapped to bill gates kid. Not that im dissing linux or anything I dual boot and use both operating systems for the strong points they put out.

    Think about it one more time tho, if this disc were to be signed mass produced and has a 2 billion advertising scheme behind it they would put the xbox in so many more homes it would not even be funny. Just think about it for a few seconds.

    Old dude speedbump took the words right out of my mouth and this post when he said...

    "The single most interesting reason for me is the ability to play *any* media using this single console. DVDs, VCDs, CDs, Streamed content, networked files, internet radio, flash, movie trailers...Anything I can play using a standard PC, *plus* i already have it connected into my system to play "Halo ect. I can play all my old favorites, using various emulators...pacman, galaga etc..a one time investment of 10 minutes it's not even a *stretch* for me to make the choice."

    He forgot to mention adding a 120 gig hdd but thats ok =)

    This is why I chose to mod my xbox, a allaround decent system capable of more than playing xbox games. Hell I have personaly sold a good 20 xbox consoles from wowing my peeps alone and you bet your ass they buy games so dont give me the people who mod xboxs wont buy games bull. Not all of your hackers or end users even are in for piracy that just pertains to lame ass kids or homeless people. I could give a rats ass about piracy but will honestly admit I HAVE warez out the xbox games I cant play in the US, such as imports like soul calibur 2. I think it has been 2 games in total. I have spent close to 800 dollars on xbox games so if I did happen to leech a few I cant buy big deal.... hey I will be honest flame if you must.

    Well im rather tired and the beer is calling me. Keep in mind I have been comming here for a little over 3 years and signed up for the 1st time a week or 2 ago and made my 1st post today. I might be posting here more often who knows.

  263. Several Key Points From the XBOX Scene POV by Naro · · Score: 1

    First off, this group of "xbox security researchers" is annonymous and so is their so called method for getting to linux to run on the xbox. For all we know, they could be threatining Microsoft with the 007/Mechassualt save game exploit, and no where in the article does it deny this (www.xbox-scene.com failed to note this, and assumes that it is a "new" exploit"). I've been following the scene at xbox-scene.com and and xboxhacker.net for some time now, and the most recent developments in the past month have been over getting a COPIED XBOX Live enabled game (MS's version of battle.net for the xbox) to run from a hard drive, without a modchip. The current protection scheme MS has used for xbox live detects if you have a mod chip running and bans you if you try to log onto live. With the recent developments of the 007/Mechassualt exploit, people are just now considering that it maybe possible to run a copied version of a game through the 007 exploit(without a mod chip), and therefore circumvent the current xbox live/mod chip protection, which only checks if you have a mod chip running. With in the past couple weeks, few people have made claims to running copied games on live, but little or no evidence has been presented yet. My question is, why would you think that the 007 exploit is not what this group is trying to blackmail MS with? It's taken the community this long too barely develop on the 007 exploit, which is the only known method for getting unsigned xbe files(xbe are like the exe's of an xbox) to run on an unmodded xbox. From the view of one that has followed the xbox modding/hacking scene for some time, i find it hard to believe that these "xbox security researcher's" methods are no different then clearly known methods that have been developing in the scene for some time now. The hint of desperation on asking microsoft to write a signed xbe to run linux just makes me believe that this is some sad attempt to bluff and blackmail MS, which you probably will end up in prison for.

  264. Re:He's right by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 1

    The rock and the hardplace. That's exactly where Bill is. Kinda feel sorrry for him.

    I don't.

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  265. Re:Pipedot. Geek news without the slant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    News items have articles?

  266. Re: calling their bluff by sfe_software · · Score: 1

    The "hackers" would prefer a legally signed bootloader, since it would not have the side effect of allowing pirated games to run on the Xbox.

    It's not that simple. A boot-loader can likely load anything -- not necessarily Linux. So suppose a boot-loader were available, and someone figured out a way to load a pirated game with it. Now people can pirate said game with no hardware mods at all.

    At least with the exploit, some hardware modding is required, which most users -- even users who frequently pirate software/games -- won't bother with.

    So really neither option is much better than the other. MS likely won't even justify this with a response.

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  267. Re:He's right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "1) Release a boot loader, lose money on X-box, promote linux."

    That's just an business-plan based on wishfull-thinking.

    The part about *not* losing money on the x-box'es (hardware I mean ), but that (losing money on the hardware) is already known, and calculated into the furthrer income : the software

    "2) Don't release boot loader, be in the public's eye about not even securing a gaming system, lose more money because of xbox sales and stolen games, don't promote linux as much."

    This method will only go as far as the "community" want's it to go : Hackers (stressed : *hackers*) will expose the "encryption" of the x-box'es (or *any* other) hardware, enableling *anyone* to run anything they want on it, which & *should be* as it is.

    *no* company should be able to *dictate* what kind of sotware is to be run on "their" hardware.

  268. Re:He's right by Tyreth · · Score: 1
    I don't think I understand the options properly. Why wouldn't Microsoft choose the option of having the exploit released? Two alternatives:

    1. Let people install linux on their hardware legally so that they won't make money on the console through game purchases 2. Let people do it illegally so they can have people fined/imprisoned when they install Linux.

    What other software besides Linux are people going to use, afterall? Either way it's going to be Linux on X-Box, it's just a question of whether Microsoft wants to make it legal or not. So I don't understand the bonus.

    Btw, your signature has little pursuasive content.

  269. Re:Bluff? It might just be M$'s left hand. by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    " Did you ever think the plan makes no sense because it's just another brilliant piece of M$ PR? This story has the same stench that the Apple to M$ switcher did. As you noticed, any normal group would have just released the code and trick. No one wanting to play ball with M$ would pull a stunt like this."

    So I guess we'll see once M$ inevitably says "go to hell"....message delivered courtesy of their army of lawyers.....if this hack ends up on the web. If not, it probably PR.

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  270. PR Move? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    This could all just be a big MS PR move.

    1.Stage blackmail threat
    2.asses public reaction
    3A.if public likes it, fight the 'threat' and have the blackmailers release the code
    3B.if public doesn't like it, release official method of putting linux on xbox
    4.Get free development for Xbox
    5.PROFIT!!!

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  271. Re:He's right by connorbd · · Score: 1

    Er... My box, my choice of OS. "Illegal" don't enter into it -- not for the end user modding the system, at any rate. Whether this is the case for those releasing the exploit is another story entirely.

    Frankly, I'm looking forward to this -- I have some interesting ideas I'd like to play with, and they require being able to run on an unmodded Xbox to be worth the trouble (nothing that hasn't been done before; it's just that an Xbox running Linux is probably the cheapest way to do it). I'm skeptical, mind you, so I'll wait until the extortionists call Microsoft's bluff before I believe it, but the idea has a lot of potential.

  272. Linux violates the EULA anyway by mpeg4codec · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm not too sure if anybody already mentioned this, but just running Linux in general on the Xbox would be a violation of the EULA. The catch is that it would be legal only if MS licenced it. I know that's not the whole point of this fiasco, but I do know that the whole idea of the ``Project B'' of Xbox-Linux is a violation, under this clause.

    Also, for all of you saying, ``It's my hardware, I'll do what I want with it,'' I'm pretty sure I read once in the EULA that you don't actually own the console. The idea is that Microsoft is ``lending'' you the use of their hardware. I'm not sure if it was the Xbox, but I'm fairly sure that Microsoft would throw that at you if you tried to use that against them in some sort of a court.

    Ah, yes, here it is. Section G, clause 1:

    The software included in the Xbox Product is licensed to you, not sold. You are licensed to use such software only in your Xbox Product and you may not reverse engineer it, except as expressly permitted by applicable law notwithstanding this limitation.

    MS's lawyers really thought of everything...

    1. Re:Linux violates the EULA anyway by connorbd · · Score: 1

      I think you've got it inside out -- if this is the EULA clause you're talking about it refers only to the software (i.e. that little fleck of Win2K and the BIOS). I see nothing about hardware here.

  273. Re: calling their bluff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Reminds me of the "superintendent" solution to the barometer puzzle.

    I don't understand the last line of it: "And before you ask," he smiled, "standing up in a hammock"

    I figured it was an explanation of how one might physically accomplish one of the solutions, but after several re-readings I just don't see it.

  274. Re:He's right by Tyreth · · Score: 1
    Yeah I agree - buying an Xbox looks to be a pretty good idea.

    So maybe I misunderstand as I said. Will using the exploit if it's released be illegal or not? Violation of DMCA?

  275. Who's to say that M$ won't Just... by beatnitup · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Who's to say that M$ won't just patch or upgrade the dashboard via Xbox live or via new games. Hence Unreal Tournament being the first game that "upgraded" your dash.

  276. Re:For all of you who don't think this is illegal. by connorbd · · Score: 1

    And why, exactly, is it wrong to buy an Xbox and mod it so you can do whatever you want with it? Yes, what these people are doing does, in some sense, qualify as extortion -- I'd rather see them just release the exploit and watch Microsoft go down in flames the way the much-less-deserving Dreamcast did. That said...

    Get this through your skull. The system is a Celeron 733 with an enhanced nForce Northbridge. Its controller bus is USB-based, electrically compatible except for an easily-ignored power line for the rumble pack in the controller. Its software is a drastically cut-down Win2K kernel. It is in every meaningful respect a PC except for the lack of a keyboard, and it doesn't take a mod chip to prove it.

    It is indeed a case of "my hardware, I should be able to do what I want with it." While what these anonymous folk are doing is rather shady, it does make sense. I rather hope they don't get caught...

  277. Keycode? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    It's about those numbers, 2048 bits, they would have breaken, if the story would be true.

    Unless ... They're using a plain savegame hack to load the data ...

  278. Re:He's right by connorbd · · Score: 1

    IANAL (but who is around here?), but I think as long as it doesn't involve hacking BIOS code it shouldn't be. If there's a clean-room BIOS involved, in theory there's no case. The EULA only covers the software -- they couldn't license the hardware, simply because it doesn't work that way.

    Now whether it violates the DMCA is another story entirely...

  279. Simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, let's assume for a second that MS goes through and releases a signed bootloader for Linux. The most logical thing for them to do in this scenario, is to price the loader so that they at least break even (given your example, charge 2 games worth, or about $100 for it). Now they've broken even, and if Linux is all you ever you use your X-Box for, then sobeit. No body got shafted.. .except, possibly the gamer that had to pay $100 for a bootloader. But if you're buying an X-Box to save on hardware costs, that balances things out so it's a not-so-cheap PC anymore, and even could SUPPRESS the number of X-Boxes out there running Linux. Now what does MS have to say to that?

  280. Re: Don't be so sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would like to see Europe enforce their allied laws - Recyclability - compatibility - Competition, and resusal to supply - and interoperability.

  281. Re:Pipedot. Geek news without the slant. by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Or more appropriately, "Offtopic".

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  282. So, there's nothing illegal in that by DABANSHEE · · Score: 1

    AFAIK blackmail's quite legal as long as one doesn't break the law to commit blackmail.

    Afterall what do you think plea-bargaining is - "if you don't plead-out on this lesser charge we'll prosecute you with every charge we think will get past a Committal hearing"

    Or look at the way cops will drop charges if you're willing to snitch.

  283. Cite w/o applicable jurisdiction means nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please PLEASE *PLEASE* post the jurisdiction wherein a particular law applies.

    It just so happens that your cite is from the UK -- therefore, it means *nothing* to people outside the UK.

    (just a pet peeve; carry on)

  284. Pots 'n' ketttles.... by da · · Score: 1
    I particularly liked the following quote from Micro$hite in the article:
    "We're...very committed to respecting others' intellectual property, and we request the same respect applied to our innovations and those of our partners," the company said in the statement
    Can you say 'hypocracy' (or 'Java')? You just know they're lying 'cos their lips are moving...
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  285. Re: Don't be so sure... by tijsvd · · Score: 1

    The EU law makes a clear exception for interoperability issues. If the goal is to make the X-Box interoperable with Linux, EU laws allow it.

  286. Hard choice for MS legal department by christophe · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wonder how many seconds they have hesitated:

    - Release the Linux signed bootlader, see people running legally any software on the Xbox, including but not only pirated games, see the stock fall 5% after the press release and the ZDNet comments "MS switches to Linux for the XBox".

    OR

    - Not release the bootlader, hope the blackmailer is not bluffing (30% chances), see the exploit in the wild, put the guy in jail for DMCA violation (1), blackmail (2), copyright infringement (3), violation of trade secrets (4) and terrorism (5), deny that the hack works (Wall Street won't never hear of it this way), see it goes mainstream, lawyer-bomb any Linux distribution with an XBox version, suppress the exploit from next XBoxes or make it fry the box (6).

    Yes, I'm sure they don't sleep anymore...

    (1) Don't care if the blackmailers are not American. It did not protect Johanssen from Norway.
    (2) Some say this is not strictly speaking blackmail. I wouldn't argue that with the lawyers who convinced the DOJ that MS was not a monopoly. Reason, law and justice lights before Microsoft.
    (3) Again, see Johanssen
    (4) MS technology is so complex that a single hacker can't have found the exploits without the source code, can he ? SCO would agree.
    (5) Because these XBoxes could be used to build Beowulf superclusters to build atomic weapons!!!! In addition, the "terrorist" won't see a lawyer before long, which make the case easier for MS and saves legal costs.
    (6) This will be in the EULA, page 856. If you complain, the hotline threatens to call the police (90% of the people will use the loader to pirate games anyway) but will settle if you buy another XBox.

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    Christophe (Don't hesitate to point out my spelling and grammar mistakes, I want to learn - Thanks).
  287. Why does everyone spell Xbox wrong? by Erik+'Macint0sh'+J. · · Score: 1

    It's Xbox, not XBOX, XBor X-box or anything else.

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    /Erik Macint0sh Joergensen
  288. Where did you people come from???? by msafar · · Score: 1

    I'm on a mission to piss all Slashdot readers off:

    1. The XBOX ISN'T just hardware. It's software too. It's a free world, if you don't like MS policies about hacking XBOX, don't buy one.

    2. If you're good with a soldering iron and you want a cheap Linux box, then you're probably smart enough to buy cheap parts at ComputerGeeks.com and build one yourself.

    3. GET A FRIGGIN' LIFE!!! WHO THE F. CARES IF XBOX RUNS LINUX! Put your efforts into something useful for a change! You're all smart folks -- figure out a way to stop terrorism, or at least stop John Ashcroft!

    If you hate MS that much, put your efforts into the Open Source .NET project, now THAT's a useful pursuit.

  289. What EULA? by EnglishTim · · Score: 1

    At no point was there any kind of click-through or shrink-wrap license when I got my Xbox - it really *is* my hardware. Even with the best lawyers in the world, I don't think Microsoft would be able to convince a court that everybody who owns an Xbox doesn't actually own it I mean, where would the madness end? Ford could start insisting that it was actually just lending out all its motor cars...

  290. Re: Don't be so sure... by pfavr · · Score: 1

    ...but trust me - the danish goverment would make it ok somehow! :)

    What live the longest? A politicians "word" or a law?

  291. Why don't they just do it? by chord.wav · · Score: 1

    Looks like they are bluffing. Someone (Michael Robertson?) may be getting impatient.

  292. The only stupider thing they could do... by Karellen · · Score: 1

    ...would be to try to sue IBM for 3 billion dollars for IP violations.

    Oh, er...

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    Why doesn't the gene pool have a life guard?
  293. Re: Discreditable by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1
    Ok, you may very well be correct; I think you are anyway. However, the court may not see it that way. AFAIK, releasing the exploit would probably be a violation of the DMCA, and you know how that is...

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    Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken - Tyler Durden
  294. Coming in 2005- Microsoft Playstation 3 by LowTolerance · · Score: 1

    Why do these people think that Microsoft owes them anything? Yes, Microsoft sees X-Box hackers as a problem. Like a gnat flying around your soup. They've got bigger and better things to worry about.

    And asking Microsoft to make it so people can use linux on their XBox is like asking Nintendo to make it so we can play Playstation games on the GameCube. It's just not going to happen.

  295. you guys are ruining it for the players by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    all this crap about running linux on the xbox is only going to serve for one thing, you are going to cause ms to abandon the xbox.

    It aint a fucking pc you stupid geeky twats.

    Its a games machine, understand "games machine"

    a machine to play games, as in relax and enjoy.

    and its a damn fine games machine to boot.

    So why dont you go find something better to do with your time, like, hey.....

    try counting the white lines between where you live and the next big city, hopefully you will get knocked down on the way!

    p.s. im logged in as "a coward" because slash dot isnt one of my hangouts, couldnt be bothered to register, maybe next time......

  296. yum by yerricde · · Score: 1

    The millions of fast food restaurants owned by PepsiCo

    I thought PepsiCo had spun its restaurants into Tricon Global Restaurants, which became Yum! Brands.

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    Will I retire or break 10K?
    1. Re:yum by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      You could be right (I'm assuming that you are and not even clicking the link). I have been outside the US for several years and am a little out of touch with such things.

  297. So much misinformation its scary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't believe I am seeing so many /. people saying how hard a process it is to mod an Xbox. Also, sorry to burst your bubble people, but there are many more Xbox's modded than you may think.. I would speculate on well over 100,000 just by seeing the supply and demand for modchips. That doesnt include homebrew or TSOP flashing methods either. That could easily double or triple the amount of modded Xbox's out there. Also, the D0 to ground point in NOT what is needed to flash your onboard bios, the D0/ground is what turns modchips off/on. There are other points for flashing the bios via 007 or MechAssault savegame exploit.

  298. Bootloader? by zoloto · · Score: 1

    WHy not instead of asking for MS to sign a bootloader doesn't someone figure out how to replace the bios of the XBOX entirely and make everything open source with some sort of gpl or bsd licence?

    that way everyone could sign their own bootloader, or better yet- not need a signed bootloader because the bios would just accept anything.

    anyone thought of this?

  299. Re:He's right by Matthaeus · · Score: 1

    If they already have the binary, MSFT would be a bit daft to release a signed version of that binary. If you have a plaintext and known equivalent ciphertext, IIRC it's trivial to extract the key. MSFT might as well release their key and call it a wash.

  300. Re: Discreditable by dbretton · · Score: 1


    The paren't wasn't moddeup up +5, Funny???!?

    INCONCEIVABLE!

  301. Re:He's right by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

    If you have a plaintext and known equivalent ciphertext, IIRC it's trivial to extract the key.

    Then you recall wrong. That's only true for an XOR cipher. Known plaintext attacks are easier than straight cracking, but it's still very hard.

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    "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
  302. Does any of this matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS has so much damn money. They could practically give away Xboxes. I personally don't think they are too worried about any exploits, not worried enough to sign a Linux bootloader anyways. I think they'll take their chances and see if this 'new' exploit is legit. We'll see...

  303. Re:sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Beware of men of the cloth. Arseface will outlive you, wait and see.

  304. but?? by nightday1 · · Score: 1

    Lets see, I can buy a matrix modchip (which is solderless) for say $50.00. this enables me "after i program the bios in it" to run linux, any app i so choose, a new dashboard etc.. i personally have 2 xbox consoles running modchips. ill probbably buy another one eventually to test the new chameleon solderless chip. so why then would ms release a loader if i can do this allready? it took me 2 minutes to program the bios 15 seconds to boot the evox cd and get a ftp on my network up on with my xbox. and say 5 minutes to ftp about 4 gigs of music/apps. why? its easier ill bet to do it my way. i think its a M$ ploy to get people to buy more systems. but thats just my humble opinion.

  305. Not actually ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Ironic , huh?"

    No not really, read this: http://slashdot.org/articles/03/06/28/2038247.shtm l?tid=133&tid=186

    1. Re:Not actually ironic by FingerDemon · · Score: 1
      Actually, I think it fits this definition from the article you so cleverly, anonymously linked to.

      Irony is a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

      The New Oxford English Dictionary

      I think people concerned with protecting personal liberty and the free market coming up with a law that is viewed as such a challenge to personal freedom or even the ability for some people to do business, is in fact, ironic. Literally. Ironic. You may disagree either anonymously or not... it is a free country. Well the one I'm sitting in is free anyway.

      And going back to the word misuse topic for a second, how about people saying "literally" all the time. "I was literally tearing my own head off!" I guess it just doesn't sound as good to say, "I was figuratively flying down the highway."

      FingerDemon
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      "Contrarily the lookaside buffer might not be the panacea... "
  306. Re: XBox as server by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    I dunno.... I guess you have to go with whatever works for you. But personally, I find a still better solutuon for something small and stackable, yet cheap, is to buy the "thin client" machines made by Netier (now Wyse) called WinTerms. Units like these use a standard Micro ITX type motherboard and usually have a reasonably fast processor (233Mhz in many cases), often have 128MB of RAM in them by default, as well as some having a laptop-type CD-ROM drive and 3.5" floppy in them. They're whisper quiet since they have no big power supplies. (They use an AC adapter more like what a laptop has, with a round plug with 4 pins that plugs into the back of them.) You can mount a laptop IDE hard drive in them, turn off the booting from flash disk, and it's a full-featured PC. If you want, you can even get creative and use the "disk on chip" flash as a way to make Linux boot from firmware.

    I often see the Netier XL2000 and XL1000 type thin clients selling for as little as $35 or so each on eBay, and they don't get bid on very often. (I guess most folks think they're useless except as Citrix "dumb terminals".)

  307. RTFA!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm halfway through reading this discussion and I'm sick of people thinking this exploit requires soldering. The whole thing that makes this exploit important is that it requires no opening of the xbox whatsoever! The exploit that requires soldering(007 exploit) was mentions in the c|net artical to contrast with the new exploit.

  308. media player by slasher+guy · · Score: 1

    Most of the poeple here just seem to want a cheap media player. So why doesn't microsoft release one of those (if possible).

    And while I'm at it, they now own sega right? Why don't they make a dreamcast emulator or something.

  309. here is what is going to happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS will not surrender.
    "They" will release their exploit.
    MS will get to see it, and fix it, and start distributing games with a "magic update dash" on it.

    result: some people enjoy linux on their xbox until they start playing that new kickass game they just shell 50$ on.. and they are screwed.

    total score: MS:1 -- They:1 so, back to the drawing board.

    Have Fun!

    1. Re:here is what is going to happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People using this exploit likely are going to use a patch for games like this, if these people are even willing to shell out 50 bucks for the game instead of downloading a patched version on oh idk alt.binaries.cd.image.xbox lalalala

  310. Re:For all of you who don't think this is illegal. by krray · · Score: 1

    Too funny. I get marked TROLL for stating the FACTS on how Microsoft is a theifing back-stabbing rip-off of a company.

    I get it...

    I also get how much money I'm saving NOT using Windows anymore. Both from the IT end and from a business owner's perspective.

    Moderate THAT

  311. FUD FUD and more FUD!!! by shaitand · · Score: 1

    Blackmail in and of itself isn't illegal, it's done all the time, hell the government does daily.

    Breaking Microsoft's bootloader signing isn't illegal either. It's perfectly legal to bypass mechanisms that are not covered under the DMCA. And ONLY copyprotection software is covered under the DMCA.

    Xbox signing is an attempt by microsoft to keep anybody from writing programs for the computer they produce and running it without their permission... there aren't any laws that allow or disallow this. Except perhaps monopoly laws since they have a monopoly on the digital signing for xbox computers?