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  1. Re:Great timing on World's Tallest Building To Open Monday · · Score: 1

    That was fucking awesome. The quality of the trolling here has picked up of late.

  2. Re:Obvious answer? on Why Do So Many Terrorists Have Engineering Degrees · · Score: 1

    so it's that or nothing

    Ah, another droid who lives in a binary world. Must be nice.

  3. Re:Obvious answer? on Why Do So Many Terrorists Have Engineering Degrees · · Score: 1

    Not the point I was trying to make, but thanks for playing.

  4. Re:Obvious answer? on Why Do So Many Terrorists Have Engineering Degrees · · Score: 1

    So a muslim fundamentalist is really an atheist nihilist?

    Parent should be rated insightful, not funny. Suicide bombers and the like are no more muslims than Timothy McVeigh was a christian.

  5. Re:PR "Stuff" from Fireeye on Man Challenges 250,000 Strong Botnet and Succeeds · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Damn it, I'm getting all misty here.

  6. Re:Wow on Jobs Finally "Happy" With Unannounced Apple Tablet · · Score: 2, Funny

    Whoops, make that 18 months.

  7. Re:Wow on Jobs Finally "Happy" With Unannounced Apple Tablet · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    When was the last time Apple released a ruggedised device?

    My iPod Touch certainly counts as rugged, with 18 years of bumps, knocks, drops, scratches and moisture, working as well as ever.

  8. Re:Unfortunate on Alien Screenwriter Dan O'Bannon, Dead At 63 · · Score: 1

    Big deal. I saw Dance With Wolves as Little Big Man...DURING THE CIVIL WAR!

    Avatar may not be a great movie, but using the "this story's been told before" argument is weak. There are only two types of stories in the world, anyway: Man Goes On A Journey, or A Stranger Comes To Town.

    Sad. You'd think geeks would be a little more au fait with their storytelling tropes.

  9. Re:Huh what? on DECAF Was Just a Stunt, Now Over · · Score: 1

    Oh, bravo! Kudos, etc.

  10. Re:Great news! on iPhone Has 46% of Japanese Smartphone Market · · Score: 1

    I've always understood the "Japanese being ahead in cellphones" to be as much about the network and what you can do on it as much as phones with the latest and greatest hardware.

  11. Re:MORE FUNDS?! on Obama Backs New Launcher and Bigger NASA Budget · · Score: 1

    but the combat is essentially over.

    Man, you'll believe any old shit, won't you? It wasn't mission accomplished back when Bush said it, and it ain't any closer now with the ironic peace prize recipient.

  12. Re:Cue the apologists... on EU Demands Canada Rework Its Copyright, Patent Law · · Score: 1

    You haven't spent a lot of time on Slashdot lately. Or you fail at strawman arguments. Pick one.

  13. Ahem on Firefox Mobile Threatens Mobile App Stores, Says Mozilla · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah, worked for java didn't it? Not sure Apple's any likelier to just roll over any more than Microsoft or Adobe did.

  14. Re:I am seeing it. on Not Enough Women In Computing, Or Too Many Men? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Not true. Some groups form professional organizations and rake in the big bucks by making it difficult for others to join and compete. Lawyers, Doctors, Nurses, Pharmacists, Engineers are a few that have to certified by various professional organizations before one is allowed to practice.

    Interesting point. I guess IT workers, tending towards more libertarian/anarcho-capitalist viewpoints, can't get their shit together then?

  15. Re:I am seeing it. on Not Enough Women In Computing, Or Too Many Men? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And you know what? Tough shit. I love how on slashdot everybody's quite happy to take the RIAA/MPAA to task for trying to enshrine their business model into law, but this is similar: Along a long enough timeline, everything gets commoditized, and IT workers are no exception.

    As for respect, please. management doesn't give a shit about anybody, what makes you so special?

  16. Re:Love the spin on 22 Million Missing Bush White House Emails Found · · Score: 1

    Where's Waldo? There he is, the bugger!

  17. Re:I am very sceptical... on The Limits To Skepticism · · Score: 1

    Here's why I'm a "skeptic": If these politicians truly believed in AGW, would they be flying private jets to Copenhagen and riding around in Limo's (1200 of them)? Would you be wasting energy running your coal powered computer to read this message? Would Al Gore live in a mansion that belches more CO2 in a month than my neighborhood does all year? Of course not. But they would do all these things if they were using it to gain power, all while telling me that I have to cut back, obey their rules, and give them more money!

    Fascinating that your rationale for being a skeptic has nothing to do with the science, or lack thereof. All politics truly is local.

  18. Re:10% improvement isn't that much on Lotus Teases With a Fuel-Agnostic Two-Stroke Engine · · Score: 1

    Is their name Archer, Daniels or Midland? No? Then they're shit outta luck.

  19. Re:nerve growth unsuppressed == tumors? on Method To Repair Damaged Adult Nerves Discovered · · Score: 1

    GET TOO DA CHOPPAH!

  20. Re:LCD Projector FTW on Gigantic Spiral of Light Observed Over Norway; Rocket To Blame? · · Score: 1

    Though I don't really care if I agree, if I had mod points, I would have modded you insightful because throwaway insults don't get me screaming like a little girl. What was my point again?

  21. Re:and thats just my porn on Each American Consumed 34 Gigabytes Per Day In '08 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, no kidding, I thought the amount was a bit low too. My Azureus stats alone approx. 200GB/year, both ways.

  22. Re:Extensions security? on Google Chrome Extensions Are Now Available · · Score: 1

    there is NOTHING that stops a rogue extension that was helpfully installed when you tried to punch the monkey and clicked "Yes" to the annoying question

    Bad example. All the security in the world's not going to have save you from stupid shit like that. By your metric, everything's an incredible security risk because we're all lusers. How's that Mozilla's fault?

  23. Re:Pointless hype on How Does the New Google DNS Perform? (and Why?) · · Score: 0

    Then you are a fool.

    He's a fool because he's stuck between a rock and a hard place? Have a little sympathy. Not even every Slashdotter can (or wants to) set up their own DNS server, so services like Google or OpenDNS are a boon when your ISP censors or even just plain sucks (like mine).

  24. Re:Good to see game developers put their foot down on New Aliens Vs. Predator Game Doesn't Make It Past AU Ratings Board · · Score: 1

    The people who are advocating that we treat these people as common criminals really haven't taken that line of reasoning to it's logical conclusion. If they are common criminals then military action against them is not justifiable. Killing them absent an immediate threat to the life of another is not justifiable. Interrogating them without informing them of their Miranda rights is not justifiable. Is this really what you want?

    Uh, yes, exactly what I want. Not my problem if you fucked even though millions of people said that was exactly what was going to happen.

  25. Re:Good to see game developers put their foot down on New Aliens Vs. Predator Game Doesn't Make It Past AU Ratings Board · · Score: 1

    are not entitled to access to our civilian justice system

    It's not about them, it's about you and your justice system. Is it really not robust enough? Has anyone told the Founders yet?