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  1. Re:It's a nice idea... on Run Windows Applications Natively in OS X? · · Score: -1

    No they won't nigger. Nobody is going to buy a Mac to boot some fucking Linux distro so they can be cool with all of their greasy, sandal-wearing fucktard Loonix friends.

    Loonix = server. Again: LINUX = SERVER. There is no desktop space to be won. Only dirtbags and geek outcasts care about Lunix on the desktop. NOBODY ELSE DOES.

    God, wake the fuck up. You're a modern day hobby rocket builder, nothing more.

    Loser.

  2. I just fucked my girl HARD in the asshole!!!!! on Dell's Marketshare Decline Due to Intel? · · Score: -1

    OH MY GOD.

    I have to tell you that I just fucked my girl so hard, so good, that it was literally a religious experience.

    Most of the time my huge cock was in her shaved cunt from behind (the view is just amazing, as she has a phenomenal ass), but towards the end, after she came twice, she actually ASKED ME TO SHOVE MY COCK IN HER ASS. That's remarkable on several levels:

    1. She's never asked for that before.

    2. My penis fully erect is literally just over a foot long (12.25"), so the very idea was never appealing to her.

    I pulled out of her soaking pussy, applied some "WET" personal lube to my wang, and slowly slipped a few fingers into her ass. After I got it somewhat lubed with WET and her own cunt sauce, I was able to VERY SLOWLY push about 4-5" of my cock into her asshole. I fucked her that way for about 5 mins, during which time she really loosened up. It was incredible. Her cunt POURED juice as I did this. We were both out of this world.

    After about 5 mins, I pulled my member from her ass, had her spin around, and came FUCKING BUCKETS all over her tits. I came and came and came: it was the biggest orgasm of my life. Biggest cumshot too: she said she felt like she was taking a shower.

    I always come a lot, but not THAT much.

    Wow. Just fucking wow. It was the best sexual experience of my life.

    Later tonight she's going to blow me when I get home. She loves hunkering down on a huge cock (her words, actually!), and the kicker is she'll let me cum all over her face, which amazes even me given how much mansauce I can shoot.

    Spring is in the air, indeed.

  3. Re:Max OS X is great, but... on Running Mac OS X Panther · · Score: -1

    So, question then. Let's say you could have either a high end Windows workstation (think Boxx Opteron, etc.) with all the trimmings or a dual G5 2.5, again with all the trimmings. Which would you take?

  4. Ebay -- the garage sale for suckers on Office Depot Wants to Recycle Your Old Computer · · Score: -1

    Whenever I feel the cruft getting too thick, I simply clean up whatever items need to be removed and put them on Ebay. Invariably, regardless of the item's age or condition (provided it's not utterly destroyed, of course), somebody buys it, and quick.

    It's amazing. Things that ten years ago I would have tossed or recycled without a second thought now fetch a few bucks because somebody somewhere's got to have it.

    Case in point (though not tech related): I recently sold a gold spoon in so-so condition with an impression of Apollo 13 on it. The spoon had been used at least 100 times, and was approaching 20 years old. Some of the cheapo gold plating was coming off. By any measure, it's complete shit. But NO, not on Ebay! Three hours and one Buy It Now! later, said spoon is off to some dude in Florida, and my PayPal account gets $12 bucks richer.

  5. Re:I Find The Self Help Books Useful on Matrix Decision Making · · Score: -1

    Yes, thanks for that. I, for one, am terribly impressed with the career professionalism you so haughtily project to me, through the venerable Slashdot.

    What I'm REALLY impressed with, however, is that apparently they're providing drive-thru workers with PC with Internet access, which, of course explains your post. When did they start doing that?

  6. Re:Microsoft the underdog. on Microsoft Responds to IE Criticism · · Score: -1
    God forbid I make a joke about Apple, easily the most cult-like camp out there when compared to MS and Linux. And, to boot, I'm a Mac user.

    Idiot mods.

  7. Re:Microsoft the underdog. on Microsoft Responds to IE Criticism · · Score: -1

    Or Apple! Good thing they don't have it either.

  8. Re:He's on the wrong show. on The Man Who Knew Too Much · · Score: 1, Funny

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of KenJens.

    Oh yes -- I went there.

  9. Re:Money software on Show Me The Money - Microsoft Money Vs. Quicken · · Score: 0

    Online bill payment with automatic integration into Quicken is awesome. Truly a worthwhile technology with which everyone should become familiar. The days of writing checks, affixing stamps, and snail-mailing payments are over.

  10. OMG on New Radar Sees Through Walls · · Score: 0

    Wallhack ch347er!

  11. Re:Take this one seriously? on Dept. of Homeland Security Says to Stop Using IE · · Score: 0

    I use Firefox and Thunderbird, and my laptop is a Mac. I have no issues with viruses or worms, thanks very much.

  12. Take this one seriously? on Dept. of Homeland Security Says to Stop Using IE · · Score: 0

    I didn't listen to them when they asked me to duct tape and plastic wrap my house, I didn't listen to them when they raised the alert level and color five different times, I didn't listen to them when they told me to trust them, but I am glad that other people do... Perhaps this will do double duty! It will fix websites that cater to IE only so that they work with the currently "broken" Firefox so that I don't have to refresh or cross my fingers to get it to work.

    'Bout time a message of this magnitude got pushed out into mainstream visibility.

  13. Yeah, but on Dell Offers $100 For Old iPods · · Score: 1
    What are the most common causes of iPod death and suffering? Battery? Hard Drive failure? Dropping? Being eaten?

    I'm kinda curious - I'm guessing that Dell is destroying these to take them off the market. It's winning through, well, a pretty direct form of attrition.

  14. Re:Helpful Tip? on Dell Offers $100 For Old iPods · · Score: 1, Funny
    Don't you mean a diePod?

    HAR HAR HAR

  15. Re:Search for Linux on Microsoft Offers A Peek At New Search Engine · · Score: 1
    I entered "camcorder reviews" and it came back with no results.

    Strong. Nice first impression.

  16. Re:Okay dude on Does A Pentium 4 Need A Weapons License? · · Score: 1

    Then you fucked with the wrong cowboy, chief. I've got me here a fully loaded FX53, so hand over the wallet and get back to yer mammy.

  17. Re:Air travel on Does A Pentium 4 Need A Weapons License? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You joke, but I can see the legislation now. The government idiots are idiot enough to make the classification and then have its agencies live and die by such a decree, now matter how stupid it is in the pragmatic world.

  18. Re:Toys for the rich on ViewSonic VP2290b Super High-Res Monitor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Interesting you say this. I have an HP L2335 23" LCD, and I find it big to the point where I had to rearrange some of my home office furniture so as to create more space between the keyboard the the LCD. I can only imagine what Apple's 30" and this monster Viewsonic must be like.

  19. Gah! on New IE Malware Captures Passwords Ahead Of SSL · · Score: 0, Redundant

    How many time does it have to be said? DON'T USE IE. Period. End of story. Fin.

  20. Re:Can Wired Survive? on Forward This Article And Get Paid $203.15 · · Score: 1
    Probably not. A hearty /.ing would make Wired tired, and we all know how much Wired hates things that are tired.

    Well, at least I do.

  21. Re:Awesome... on Forward This Article And Get Paid $203.15 · · Score: 1
    Incontheivable!

    You keep saying that word. I do not think you know what it means.

  22. Re:*sigh* on Forward This Article And Get Paid $203.15 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Wired's a kickass rag, even if the content is nearly all online. It looks good on the Ikea coffee table, and it advertises to all guests that you are, in fact, smarter than them, what with their piffy pedestrian Newsweek and People subscriptions. Pshaw!

  23. Re:Is it me on Firefox 0.9.1 and Thunderbird 0.7.1 Released · · Score: 1

    Firefox is much lighter-weight for sure, and that's exactly how it's positioned versus Mozilla. Moz is fuller-featured and more of a suite-based solution, and the other is fast, nimble, and lightweight at the price of some integration points.

  24. Re:That's hilarious on Nvidia Reintroduces SLI with GeForce 6800 Series · · Score: 1
    I use my machine as a video and photography editing station and AutoCAD primarily. Games are a distant, distant second. I went with the FX53 because I got a better deal on that CPU than an Operton 150.

    I upgrade my desktop machine once every four or five years. I have a Mac Powerbook as my portable machine. An rabid gamer I am NOT.

  25. Re:Does this really make much sense? on Nvidia Reintroduces SLI with GeForce 6800 Series · · Score: 1

    How in the hell is this a troll?