Gees I hate living in Australia, we get everything so much later than everyone else.....they only released Win98 here last month and now they have stopped support.....sheesh
man you got it made:) It's real hard to whack off to internet porn in a cubicle (trust me).....I'd much rather be in the privacy of my own home. And I wouldn't have to worry about people disturbing me
So come work here in Australia......Most of us work 40 hour weeks and get paid enough for a 'comfortable" life style. Hell I'm 27 and own my own home. I've travelled in the U.S, but there is no way I would ever live there, about the only benefit I can see from being a Yank is getting technology quicker......But hey I live 5mins walk from a beautiful rainforest/beach I think I can handle waiting 3-6months for the latest and greatest to be available.
Can't say I have ever had a Fosters either....Though I am quite partial to Hahn Premium. Though anythings better than VB (Vanerial Backwash). Hmmmm Beer
I dunno about that. I drive a 4litre turbo diesel Nissan Patrol and I have an 9inch penis. I love living in Australia everything is soooo far away I need a snorkel on my 4x4 just to get to the shops, and a bullbar just incase I hit a Kangaroo.
I'd have to agree with Adelaide being 'Balmy'. I live in Queensland the fastest growing and in my opinion most beautiful state in Australia. Weather here is perfect just about every day, there's plenty of jobs and real estate is affordable. Hmmm and DSL is now only $30 a month unlimited. Life is Good.......... I lived in the states for two years and there is no way I'd ever go back to LA.:)
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I'd rather make an attempted landing on Uranus :)
Gees I hate living in Australia, we get everything so much later than everyone else.....they only released Win98 here last month and now they have stopped support.....sheesh
I'm not American, thank god for that......
A friend of mine told me he picked up a real dog on the weekend.....I had no idea he was into that sort of thing.
Hmmm I'll have to look at replacing my 'Get A Dog' bumper sticker with a 'Get A Girlfriend' one I think......
I'd like to take option 5 :) What does your wife look like ?
I'm sure you could out ere in Australia....I claimed a trip to a strip club as a business expense.
man you got it made :) It's real hard to whack off to internet porn in a cubicle (trust me).....I'd much rather be in the privacy of my own home. And I wouldn't have to worry about people disturbing me
Any chance of a job ? :)
Hmm can't say I have ever seen an American that wasn't fat or ugly or come to think of it a fucker.
Do you know Terrance and Phillip ?
Hmmm do you go to school in Southpark ?
Arn't rainbows gay ?
I'd like to explore uranus :)
So come work here in Australia......Most of us work 40 hour weeks and get paid enough for a 'comfortable" life style. Hell I'm 27 and own my own home. I've travelled in the U.S, but there is no way I would ever live there, about the only benefit I can see from being a Yank is getting technology quicker......But hey I live 5mins walk from a beautiful rainforest/beach I think I can handle waiting 3-6months for the latest and greatest to be available.
I'm looking for some new friends..... :) I heard your sister is an ex super model ?
Hmmm Free Love
What about the Chinese Government ? they pretty much run everything over there.
Don't you need air to create sound ? If so how could a black hole create sound ? Is PooPoo one word or two (Homer Simpson)
Can't say I have ever had a Fosters either....Though I am quite partial to Hahn Premium. Though anythings better than VB (Vanerial Backwash). Hmmmm Beer
Hmmm why don't leprachaun's ever star in porn films ?
I dunno about that. I drive a 4litre turbo diesel Nissan Patrol and I have an 9inch penis. I love living in Australia everything is soooo far away I need a snorkel on my 4x4 just to get to the shops, and a bullbar just incase I hit a Kangaroo.
I'd have to agree with Adelaide being 'Balmy'. I live in Queensland the fastest growing and in my opinion most beautiful state in Australia. Weather here is perfect just about every day, there's plenty of jobs and real estate is affordable. Hmmm and DSL is now only $30 a month unlimited. Life is Good.......... I lived in the states for two years and there is no way I'd ever go back to LA. :)
Thirty nine years ago ? sheesh do people really live that long ?
Why are female astronaughts so ugly anyway ? Reminds me of engineering chicks at UNI.....