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Companies Move Away From Cubicle Culture

Makarand writes "According to this Mercury News article companies are freeing employees from their cubicles to save on corporate real estate costs. By eliminating the need for offices for thousands of employees they are reducing their building needs by thousands of square feet. Employees now work in shared areas or from home or elsewhere outside the traditional cubicle. Those who prove to be unproductive when they have to share space with others risk getting fired. This trend is expected to accelerate as wireless technologies are making workers more mobile and capable of working from anywhere. About 13000 of Sun Microsystems' 35000 employees working in Santa Clara (CA) currently lack offices."

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  1. So they fire people by afidel · · Score: 3, Insightful

    just for being antisocial? I think that we now know why Bill Joy left! Some of the best geeks I know are antisocial miscreants who given a project and deadline will outperform 5 of their peers but who do NOT want to have to deal with others on a minute by minute basis, they can basically handle weekly update meetings and the like but they would HATE to be in them all the time.

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    1. Re:So they fire people by micaiah · · Score: 4, Insightful


      No they fired people for being unproductive. From the article, "But some proved unproductive and were fired."

      unproductive != antisocial

      Did I miss something?

      I read the article, but didn't see what you were referring to.

    2. Re:So they fire people by Random832 · · Score: 0

      they fired people whose productivity was impacted by being thrust into a social environment - i.e. people who are antisocial

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    3. Re:So they fire people by drooling-dog · · Score: 1

      Not to be pedantic... Oh, what the hell. I'd probably say asocial rather than antisocial, which implies that they're beating up or killing people or something. And who wants that in the workplace!

    4. Re:So they fire people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      unproductive != antisocial

      Did I miss something?


      Don't be obtuse, man! Read between the lines, for heaven's sake! Obviously, they wanted staff to get together and produce more staff.

      While staff tend to do this anyway, one-on-one relationships in cubicles proved slow. Hence, the move to shared, communal areas.
    5. Re:So they fire people by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      But some proved unproductive and were fired

      I bet that the cost of firing and replacing these employees was larger than the savings associated with the open seating plan. By far.

    6. Re:So they fire people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The most unproductive people I know are sociable. All they do is socialize!

      Our accountant/auditor/CPA is very sociable, she'll come in, talk to the director for 2 hours, the volunteer coordinator for an hour, take a break, then go to the bookkeeper and say, "I've only got 30 minutes, we need to run through this fast." All for $250 an hour.

      Ah, life in a social service organization.

    7. Re:So they fire people by schnits0r · · Score: 1

      Anti-social does not mean what you think it means. Antisocial (adj): Hostile to or disruptive of the established social order; marked by or engaging in behavior that violates accepted mores: gangs engaging in vandalism and other antisocial behavior. I beleive what you mean is the word "solitary"

    8. Re:So they fire people by Dick+Faze · · Score: 1

      That's OK. They're making a poor choice using Sun as an example. Over the next few years the other 22,000 employess of Sun won't have offices either, it has little to do with Cubicles and HR strategy though......

    9. Re:So they fire people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Who says they were replaced? This is probably a workforce reduction scheme. You need to save some money, you know x% of your workforce will go insane if you force them to interact with others, so do just that, and then you have a perfect excuse to get rid of them. Got to meet those quarterly profit goals, and those damn employees are just sitting there sucking up that precious profit with their salaries. Pfft.

    10. Re:So they fire people by afidel · · Score: 1

      From the first hit on google for antisocial

      F60.2 Dissocial (Antisocial) Personality Disorder
      Personality disorder, usually coming to attention because of a gross disparity between behaviour and the prevailing social norms, and characterized by at least 3 of the following:

      (a) callous unconcern for the feelings of others;
      (b) gross and persistent attitude of irresponsibility and disregard for social norms, rules and obligations;
      (f) marked proneness to blame others, or to offer plausible rationalizations, for the behaviour that has brought the patient into conflict with society.

      Those three seems to fit the people I label as antisocial pretty well. And remember this is a clinical diagnosis of Antisocial Personality Disorder, many people might not quite fit the clinical definition but would still fall under the lay definition I use =)
      from dictionary.com:

      Antisocial
      1. Shunning the society of others; not sociable.
      2. Hostile to or disruptive of the established social order; marked by or engaging in behavior that violates accepted mores: gangs engaging in vandalism and other antisocial behavior.
      3. Antagonistic toward or disrespectful of others; rude.
      1 and 3 again match the term as I used it. I don't often use a term I don't mean.

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    11. Re:So they fire people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But they could've been productive in a more isolated environment.

      They could be considered asocial if they function better when alone (rather than antisocial, which usually refers to destructive social behavior, compared to asocial, which usually refers to avoidant behavior).

      I know I have trouble concentrating if there are people loudly discussing something near me. I also know people who are capable of entirely tuning out their surroundings and concentrating on what they're doing no matter what. I'm not sure this is related to being social, though.

    12. Re:So they fire people by ModernGeek · · Score: 1

      The only problem I see with this is the fact that people will be less productive because of the fact they can't answer the phone, and the enviroment will be more noisy than peaceful. This is a problem at the place I work, so they are setting up cublicels and moving away from shared offices.

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    13. Re:So they fire people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Did I miss something?"

      Yes you did. Antisocial people are often overly defensive and will interpret situations and comments as hidden attacks towards themselves.

      **cough** orginal poster **cough**

    14. Re:So they fire people by saden1 · · Score: 1

      Shit, I have the biggest cubical of them all in the office...
      I'll just tell them that I am very social and will welcome any new guest in my cubical (yes guests, I was her first).

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    15. Re:So they fire people by pod · · Score: 2

      That's generally the case, with large companies especially. Unless it's a workforce reduction scheme. New office arrangement, some people can't handle it, review time comes around, oops, sorry, you're fired.

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    16. Re:So they fire people by homebru · · Score: 1
      I bet that the cost of firing and replacing these employees ...

      The cost of replacing these employees with offshore workers will be easily offset by the slave-level wages paid to said offshore workers.

    17. Re:So they fire people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Content should not be judged by quantity, but quality. Someone should mod this up to a 5.
      I never have mod points when I need them. :-(

    18. Re:So they fire people by cubicledrone · · Score: 1

      No they fired people for being unproductive.

      No, they fired people because they weren't "productive" or "team players." Nice and subjective, so there's no possibility of the lying cheat middle managers being proven wrong.

      See, because if there are objective standards of professionalism, them uppity employees might get ideas, like having a career, a home and a supporting a family on a reliable and adequate income.

      But this way, they can just fire people whenever they feel like it. They'll make up a plausible reason like "qualifications" or "productivity" but it's basically because they just felt like it today, or because they want a 1/4 point bump in next quarter's earnings.

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    19. Re:So they fire people by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > but it's basically because they just felt like it today

      Okay, here's what you do: Get a tin cup, stand on the carner and beg for menoy until you can afford a clue. People don't get fired "because they just felt like it." Usually the company needs to cut costs or something. Those "plausible reasons" are plausible because they are THE reasons, usually. Other times a person may be fired because he's not a "team player," which is lingo for "Your manager doesn't like you and needs a reason to get rid of you.

      Maybe there is too much staff, due to nepotism & stupid hires. Too much staff, so fire the ones that you didn't hire (because if you fire someone YOU hired, it might be insinuated that you made a mistake in hiring, which is impossible). That's what happened to me. I don't agree with it, but that does not mean there was no reason.

    20. Re:So they fire people by cubicledrone · · Score: 1

      Usually the company needs to cut costs or something.

      "Your manager doesn't like you"

      fire the ones that you didn't hire

      How is this different from "because they just felt like it?" Is this really what we spent 20 years in school for?

      Can any bank POSSIBLY expect us to sign a mortgage depending on this kind of arbitrary crap for an income?

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    21. Re:So they fire people by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      The cost of replacing these employees with offshore workers will be easily offset by the slave-level wages paid to said offshore workers.

      When the employer finds out the offshore workers are pissing off the customers and bring the jobs back onshore, they will lose far more in lost customers _and_ the process of recruiting and retraining the new workers.

  2. I would love this by Apreche · · Score: 0, Troll

    This is the awesome. I always wondered why they made cubicles. I mean, you could just arrange the desks the way they are and save money by not purchasing those cubicle walls.

    There just have to be three rules. No loud clicky keyboards, no speakerphone voicemail (shouldn't do this anyway) and headphones for winamp/xmms.

    Open workspaces are awesome, I hope lots of people who can't handle it get fired so I can get a job more easily when I graduate.

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    1. Re:I would love this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh good...someone who hasn't graduated or worked in the real world telling us how to be productive...nice...dumbass.

    2. Re:I would love this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Open workspaces are awesome, I hope lots of people who can't handle it get fired so I can get a job more easily when I graduate.

      I work in one. It sucks. Cubicle walls block noise and motion. An office full of people talking with each other or others on the phone makes it impossible to concentrate on even the least complicated task. Imagine trying to derive maxwell's equations while sitting in a casino and you'll have some idea what it's like. I have yet to find anything that drowns out the noise without making it even harder to concentrate.

    3. Re:I would love this by LarryTheGeek · · Score: 1

      I LIKE my loud clicky keyboard. And music. Good thing I have an office, I guess

    4. Re:I would love this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      But then how would I be able to pick my nose and wipe it under my chair without my coworkers seeing me do it?

  3. antisocial by ajnlth · · Score: 2, Funny
    Those who prove to be unproductive when they have to share space with others risk getting fired.

    I guess it's a good time to be antisocial, sack veryone that likes talking to their co-workers when they sitt next to each other.

    The perfect worker is the one that stares into the computer screen, completely unaware of what goes on around him/her.

    1. Re:antisocial by mickwd · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Who said anything about anti-social ?

      Some of us like to be able to concentrate in order to get work done, and find it difficult to switch off from everyone around us. It's just too easy to get distracted by all the conversations around you, joining in when you feel like it.

      Seems to me that anti-social people might have fewer problems being distracted.

      It's just the latest management fashion. Instead of senior managers using intelligence and common sense to work out for themselves what is a good, productive environment, they just follow the latest fashion that everyone else is talking about.

      Give them another five years, and the fashion will be back to individual work areas, with some separation from others, so people can be "more productive".

    2. Re:antisocial by ScrewMaster · · Score: 5, Informative

      Seems to me that anti-social people might have fewer problems being distracted.

      Actually, I think it is the other way around. The anti-social types (like me) tend to be more easily distracted, more easily bothered by unscheduled interruptions. Most of the messages I've read in this thread seem to indicate that these "anti-social" people have some kind of mental dysfunction. Quite the opposite. Most of the "anti-social" developers I know are very hard workers who simply want to be left alone to work efficiently, and resent being pulled away from that work without good reason. They get labelled "anti-social" by people who really should be sitting at their desks doing their jobs rather than wandering from cubicle to cubicle being "social". Furthermore, if one of those "anti-social" programmers snaps at one of these "social" types because they broke his concentration and cost him a few hours of development time, it's no more than they deserve.

      At the company where I currently work, there is a large central area where most of the electrical and mechanical engineers sit. The fellow that managed the software staff had enough clout with the owner (and enough common sense and experience) that when the building went up about seven years ago, the software people got their own room full of cubicles. The rest of the entire plant is subjected to loud music played through the ceiling speakers (honestly, if I have to sit through "Jive Talkin'" or some other incessant pounding rhythm one more time I'm going to go nuts.) Our old software manager understood the need for programmers to concentrate, consequently the speakers were turned off in our room. A year or so ago he quit, and suddenly the speakers went live again because the owner doesn't think his programmers are anything special and that we should all be treated equally, although I've noticed there is no music playing in his office.

      As a consequence of this, none of us are as productive as we were previously, and I personally have never been as productive in a corporate environment as I was as an independent developer. I'm sorry to disagree with some of the other, less-well-informed posters, but programming is a job which requires intense concentration and attention to detail. We tend to get irritated when our concentration is broken by well-meaning IDIOTS that want to discuss the latest episode of Star Trek: Enterprise or some other trivial reason. If that makes us "anti-social" so be it, but management that places its software development staff in the way of too many mental roadblocks is simply engineering employee disaffection and a significant loss of productivity. There are many aspects to the software development process that are only dimly grasped, if they are recognized at all, by most forms of management and this is one of them.

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    3. Re:antisocial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A year or so ago he quit, and suddenly the speakers went live again...

      That's when you get someone to hold your chair in place while you climb up on it and whip out the Leatherman to take care of those pesky speakers.

      Where I worked, we didn't have a speaker problem, but there was another issue from above: evil fluorescent lights. The entire department used a common set of switches, so we had to disable some of the tubes the old-fashioned way by opening the fixtures.

      When the facilities people bitch, that's when you find out just how good your manager is. If he sticks up for you, then you're in a good place. Otherwise, make plans to bail.

    4. Re:antisocial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God, that sounds like hell! No pun intended. OSHA should have rules against that. If I were in that situation I'd go postal (for lack of a socially acceptible alternative slang term).

    5. Re:antisocial by geekoid · · Score: 1

      exactly.

      on another note:
      "...although I've noticed there is no music playing in his office. "

      sounds like he needs some hidden speaker treatment.

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    6. Re:antisocial by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      "The rest of the entire plant is subjected to loud music played through the ceiling speakers"

      If you don't mind, could you tell us where this was? I know when I was stuck with my summer job in Highschool at Kohls we had music constantly playing, but that was for the customers benefit. I can't even imagine why this would be implemented in a corporate environment.

      They should have realized from the beginning that:

      A.Nobody will like ALL of the music.
      B.Some people don't want ANY music.
      C.If people wanted to listen to music, it'd be better for them just to use their own CD player.

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    7. Re:antisocial by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 1

      As Charlie Brown would say: "Good grief!". The speaker system is supposed to play white-noise in order to reduce the noise in the office - not add to it.

    8. Re:antisocial by eggsome · · Score: 1

      Get yourself a pair of those Bose headphones that sample the external noise levels constantly and produce perfect white noise so that you can get some silence.

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  4. Oh great by TheRealFixer · · Score: 0, Redundant

    And here I thought moving away from cubicles would be a GOOD thing. Sharing a room with 5 other people doesn't make ANYONE productive. I've done it. It just doesn't work.

    1. Re:Oh great by WesG · · Score: 1

      Actually sharing an office does have its benefits...

      I mean when was the last time I smelled my office mates fart and said, "Thanks John! I was really feeling unproductive but you just gave me the extra 'kick' that I needed..." :-)

    2. Re:Oh great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yeah, They did this where I work, merged the cubes into bigger cubes. Problem was they didn't stick like employees in the pods (as we called them) they mixed everyone up.

      In each of the instances the people who were on the same team didn't have an issue not having walls between them and their teammates.. the issue was always with someone who wasn't on their team, being a busybody and watching them like a hawk and complaining they were too loud, didn't like that they ate lunch at their desk, or other things. This resulted in harassment suits being filed with HR eventually, and led to decreased productivity and a hostile work environment. Chiat Day tried this years ago, they did it to everyone, so the managers took over the conference rooms and turned them into offices, people hoarded the PC's they'd checked out, etc...

      The only difference here is they're keeping the offices for the management types, who will likely be unsympathetic to the employees plight. Imagine working on a project, having to come in and check out a new PC each day, install your development tools on it, carry around a file cabinet sized bag to carry your papers, not have a place to lay them out, then have to put them up at the end of the day. When you leave for lunch, you have to pack EVERYTHING up because anyone could throw your stuff away so they could have your space to work.

      Giving someone a predefined place to work (a cube) may seem like crap to some employees (those wanting an office) but it's better than the pods with 6 - 8 people in them in half the space of the same amount of cubes, or the programmer pool where the whole floor is just a bunch of desks facing the managers desk.

      Anyway, the Management Genuises who came up with the merged cubes where I work are in hot water over the idea now, they brought it back from one of those hobnobbing management conferences where they blow the training budget for their whole section of the company by staying on the club level of the hotel, flying first class, and eating $50.00 - $100.00 meals.

    3. Re:Oh great by ukeer · · Score: 1

      Yeah. I always wondered how cubicles could be called office at all.
      You sit there in your anonymous space. Ofcourse, having no one to talk to raises your productivity (NOT), since you cannot waste your time with talking to colleagues. You might have someone to talk about what youre just doing and having positive influence (critics).

      OTOH having 200 people in one large room (which is given with cubicles anyway, those small walls do not really cut the room) does disturb you with quite some noise.

      Well. i really like the smallish company iam working for. A 4x10m room for three people with big desks and the possibility to talk each other, thus enabling to quickly discuss smallish matters. Big companies do achieve this by unproductive (mostly IMVHO) meetings.

  5. Paid to be Nekkid by DJOrient · · Score: 0

    Huzzah! I can finally work nekkid at home and get paid for it! Better make sure I have plenty of clean towels to sit on....

    1. Re:Paid to be Nekkid by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just sit on your t-shirt from yesterday. Like I am doing right now (or was that more than you needed to know?)

  6. Well that sucks by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Treating employees increasingly like cattle doesn't serve to help workplace productivity at all. The culture went from people having their nice productive office, to sharing an office with 2-4 other people (in the same 15'x15' room), to cubicles, and now to not even having a workspace? How can that be productive when you don't even know where you're going to be working for the day?

    1. Re:Well that sucks by sandbagger · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hi:

      If it's such a good idea, I expect that management will be joining us.

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    2. Re:Well that sucks by water-and-sewer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Folks, the article is a little misleading. It isn't that these workers don't have offices, period, but rather that they don't have permanent, assigned offices. Sun is pushing smartcard technology that lets you take your session to whatever cube you find available. It's a step down in terms of workplace quality, but it's not the end of the world. (fact: if you are made to feel you are temporary/replaceable, your working attitude will adapt to correspond).

      The telecommuting issue is a bit different, and I am looking for a situation exactly like that. I would kill to work at home instead of sitting in traffic all day. If you have the dedication to be productive from your home (and if you don't, you'll be sh*tcanned), then save yourself the hassle of sitting in traffic. Bonus: work without pants! Seriously folks, driving back and forth to the office everyday is going to be a thing of the past, and thank God for it.

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    3. Re:Well that sucks by Rubbersoul · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The idea (with Sun at least) is that you don't need to know where you are going to work for the day. You come in find a desk in the nice comfy lounge or what ever and log in. The log in gets you to your "desktop", sets up your phone, etc.

      To me the big downside is that others may not always know how to find you. I know sometimes I would rather walk over someone's desk/cubicle and have a conversation then do it through email or chat. With people logging in at different machines day to day it could become a hassle to find people.

      Plus having your own workspace is always nice. I like being able to put what I want up on my cub wall, in a shared environment this could not happen. Not a huge deal, but people do like having a place to call there own, even if it is just 3 small walls.

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    4. Re:Well that sucks by TheRealFixer · · Score: 1

      No, they still need a little private area to plot and scheme how to make life more miserable for you next week.

    5. Re:Well that sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The main problem is companies with a "them and us" management/worker mindset. Management are workers too. In companies I have worked for with open floor plans, "management" did in fact wander round on the floor like everyone else.

      I HATED cubicles, because I had no-one to talk to.

    6. Re:Well that sucks by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Amen! I thought I would just burst when I got my cube. I shared a desk in the Computer Room (used to be in Operations) for 8 and a half years and while I did set things up a bit (I had 1 Drawer), I could not really hang a pic of my son on my desk or anything else. When I got my cube it was festooned with pics of my son on day one. I also took a picture that was hanging in our old computer room and put it in my cube as kind of a reminder of where I came from. That cube is MINE. It may be a cube...it may only have 2-3 walls, but it's mine. The only thing I want more is to work from home.

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    7. Re:Well that sucks by SoupaFly · · Score: 1

      I remember reading a story in Wired a couple of years back about an advertising company that did the same thing (or something very similar) and it turned out to be a big failure. Don't remember any of the specifics though.

      If you've got no guarantee of the same location, what do you do about stuff you have to store (reference books, nerf guns, ...)?

    8. Re:Well that sucks by alien_blueprint · · Score: 4, Insightful

      To me the big downside is that others may not always know how to find you

      I can think of another. Who is going to move my technical books each day? Due to limited shelf space in my current cubicle, I only have a limited supply as it is. One shelf full, and an overflow stack on my desk. And even now, I often regret not having a certain book on hand when needed.

      Going off-topic a bit, the solution is, of course, online books. I am tired of lugging 3 or 4 hefty books home every weekend! I've actually considering purchasing another copy of some of my most referenced books just to reduce this problem. Public transport just wasn't designed for carting books about, as I have discovered :(

      It says something about the people proposing this scheme ... I'm not sure what exactly, but I've observed that the smartest and most productive people (even in management) that I know have whole bookshelves (sometimes 2!) full of really useful reading material.

    9. Re:Well that sucks by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1
      To me the big downside is that others may not always know how to find you. I know sometimes I would rather walk over someone's desk/cubicle and have a conversation then do it through email or chat. With people logging in at different machines day to day it could become a hassle to find people.

      Hmmm, OK I take it back. This sounds like a great idea. I'm not a big fan of the "drop-in". :-) Call me and setup a meeting time and I'll tell you where I'll be, but I hate when people just pop in unannounced and expect you to drop everything and pay attention to them.

      Anyway, this is probably being blown out of proportion since I thought I heard just a few months ago this type of thing was aimed at sales engineers and other "mobile" people who don't necessarily come into the offices 5 days a week anyway. They could be at hotels or offsite on the road where they're supposed to be working with customers.

    10. Re:Well that sucks by RevRa · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I work for Sun in a field office in the Mid-West USA. There are only 1 or 2 people who have permanently assigned offices in our suite, they are secretaries who never leave the office and can't effectively work on-the-move.

      As most of the people in our office are field techs or sales reps, we really have no need for an assigned office about 75% of the time.

      We have locking storage cabinets that we put our books and things in, as well as a file cabinet with a handle and wheels that we can pull into the office we've reserved for the day/week/whatever.

      There is a reservation system in the suite where you can reserve an office/cubicle/work area for up to 10 days at a time. Most of the time, I only need a work area for a few hours before I'm off on another call or customer visit.

      Alternatively, I can work from home. I have a Sun workstation that has full access to the Sun network via VPN, my office phone can be programmed to forward calls, I have a pager, cell phone, and company issue (solaris x86) laptop. I can call any Sun internal number by accessing the 800# system, and when I do go into the office, my mail etc is automagically synced up by my badge/smartcard, or by punching in a few numbers on the phone system.

      The only downside to the whole scheme is this: Some jerkoff co-workers don't bother to check the reservation system and just plop down in any office or open work area they see. If I have it reserved for the day, they're in my way and I have to ask them to move or I have to go find another workspace. THAT pisses me off to no end.

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    11. Re:Well that sucks by deanj · · Score: 1

      Oh, man... you really hit the nail on the head. I have a lot of books. I don't use them every single day, but I'm really thankful I have them on hand when I need them.

      Unless these companies have extensive libraries, or subscribe to that on-line book service of O'Reilly's, I'm not sure what those workers do.

    12. Re:Well that sucks by WuphonsReach · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Eh, telecommuting has it's days... (I've been telecommuting full-time for almost 4 years now, the main office is a 5 hour drive away).

      On the upside, I rarely get interrupted by walk-ups, most communication is via chat/e-mail (which is good because I have poor aural memory). I can listen to the music that I want, or work without and I don't have to listen to the person 3 cubes down talking about their marital problems.

      The bigger benefit is that I don't have to commute 90 min/day. My 2-year old car only has 9500 miles on it. I get paid a salary that would be under-average if I worked/lived at the main office but is above-average for the area where I live.

      Flexible schedule: It's near-trivial to schedule doctor appointments, etc.

      Now, the downsides...

      Even us anti-social hermits need some amount of face-to-face interaction. Back when I was traveling up to the main office on a monthly basis, I'd say I was a little happier. (The recession has cut trip frequency to twice per year.) I don't pick up on the undercurrents as easily (I have to specifically ask about situation X).

      The self-discipline is tough... have to keep a solid routine (rise at 7am, bed at 11pm) or you'll find it difficult to meet your goals. The job needs to be something with measurable (and multitudes of) mileposts. Very easy to spend a few hours in unproductive web surfing or /.'ing.

      Self-reliance helps, because unlike the office environment, it's more difficult to get an answer to a minor question (rather then just asking your cubemate).

      Another issue is that there's no "decompression time" built into your schedule. A commute of 10-15 minutes is a good thing if you work a high-stress job because that's just long enough to set the stress aside before you get home. (Your family will thank you for that.)

      The last problem is that I'm never "off-duty". When you work in a formal office environment, people are very hesitant to call if you're not in the office. (There's a social barrier.) When you're telecommuting and they always interact with you over the phone, they can't tell that you're trying to be off-duty. Learning to say "no" helps a lot though.

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      Wolde you bothe eate your cake, and have your cake?
    13. Re:Well that sucks by corbettw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "If you've got no guarantee of the same location, what do you do about stuff you have to store (reference books, nerf guns, ...)?"

      That was exactly my first thought. I've got a small library of reference books at my desk, and if I was forced to hunt around for a new workspace every day I would quickly grow exasperated and just use the company's internet connection to surf Dice and Monster instead of doing my job. Besides, humans are territorial animals. It's hardwired into us to want to be able to say "that's mine", taking that ability away from your employees is only going to depress the lot of them.

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      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
    14. Re:Well that sucks by ImpTech · · Score: 1

      I'm betting over time people start finding more or less the same workstations every day. Pretty soon it'll be almost like everyone has their own cube again. Its the same principle as in school when they stopped assigning seats. After a week or two, you knew where you wanted to sit anyway.

    15. Re:Well that sucks by Eevee · · Score: 1

      It's been done before. Go watch the opening of The Apartment.

      Row after row after row of desks in a huge office. No privacy, people crammed all together in a noisy environment. Your work shift started at 8:10 because that is when your floor had the elevators. Imagine being in an office like that all day--the noise of adding machines (mechanical, of course) and telephones constantly abusing your ears.

      At least a cube gives you some privacy and a little less noise.

    16. Re:Well that sucks by lars_stefan_axelsson · · Score: 1
      Plus having your own workspace is always nice. I like being able to put what I want up on my cub wall, in a shared environment this could not happen. Not a huge deal, but people do like having a place to call there own, even if it is just 3 small walls.

      Yeah, that same idea was tried a couple of times here in Sweden and it didn't work. Both as in it lost the companies both money and good people, but also in that it didn't actually save any space either.

      We are creatures of habit and like to mark our territory. After a few weeks everyone was back to "their" cubicle/desk and woe the miscreant that trespassed. Sure management could bitch and moan, and they did for a while, but as soon as their backs were turned people were back where they wanted to be. Social control ended up being just as powerful as a management authorized name tags.

      So they changed back but not before having lost the good people (the ones that actually contribute to the productivity instead of detracting from it). Those that could left. Sun should watch out when/if the business picks up.

      --
      Stefan Axelsson
    17. Re:Well that sucks by crawling_chaos · · Score: 1
      I can think of another. Who is going to move my technical books each day?

      Yes, if only we could come up with some way to display technical reference material on a computer screen! We could even incorporate a search function more powerful than an index or table of contents! If we got really fancy, we could allow for shared annotation and electronic "bookmarks" to important sections.

      The next logical step would be for some genius to find a secure way to extend the workplace network to my home so I could use these references without having to drag books home with me. If that's too hard maybe someone could come up with a way to synchronize those documents on my laptop's hard drive or to a CD that I can take home.

      Yep, it's too bad that nobody's invented any of this yet. Too bad indeed.

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      You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.
      -- Colonel Adolphus Busch
    18. Re:Well that sucks by ear2ground · · Score: 1

      Good point -
      I wonder if the model that's being followed is actually the same as that in "Utopia"
      where entire villages would be moved from place to place,
      and within each village 'families' would change locations quite often...

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      Subduction leads to orogeny
    19. Re:Well that sucks by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      (fact: if you are made to feel you are temporary/replaceable, your working attitude will adapt to correspond).

      It will adapt to correspond, but the adaptation will differ depending upon the overall attitude of the worker. Self-motivated workers excel in conditions in which they are rewarded and treated as special; those workers who have no self-motivation do least badly in conditions where they are always afraid for their jobs.

      If you take a superior, self-motivated worker who's always felt secure in his job and start giving him quotas to meet or he's out, well, you won't have to worry about firing him when he doesn't meet his quota: he will have packed up and moved to another job by then.

    20. Re:Well that sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This is my cubicle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My cubicle is my best friend. It is my life ... Without me, my cubicle is useless. Without my cubicle, I am useless."

    21. Re:Well that sucks by Atragon · · Score: 1

      While your veiled references to e-books sound attractive, the fact is that a number of people (including myself) find paper books much easier to read and refer to than e-books. Also, if you've got limited desktop space, you're not going to be able to refer to both the book and the problem at the same time.

    22. Re:Well that sucks by cfuse · · Score: 1
      If it's such a good idea, I expect that management will be joining us.

      Where I work, they did. Trust me, if they stay in their offices it's better for everyone. When they're out on the floor you just can't get away from them. And believe me, changing the office was just one of the good ideas they have, get ready to be subjected to the rest.

    23. Re:Well that sucks by alien_blueprint · · Score: 1

      Yes, if only we could come up with some way to display technical reference material on a computer screen! We could even incorporate a search function more powerful than an index or table of contents! If we got really fancy, we could allow for shared annotation and electronic "bookmarks" to important sections

      Ah, sarcasm, the lowest form of wit ... yes, I take your point. However, no one actually provides an online version of any of the books that I need to reference frequently that I'm aware of.

      I *did* say that online books are the answer. The problem here is the publishers not doing it. Unless you're prepared to scan all of my books in for me, that is ...

    24. Re:Well that sucks by crawling_chaos · · Score: 1
      Have you checked out O'Reilly's on-line library? Between that and freely available documentation sites on the web, I haven't cracked a technical reference book in years. I have read some introductions to new technologies in dead tree format, but you hardly need to haul those back and forth to work each day.

      Google is your friend here. It's absolutely so important to how I do my job now that I'm all for splitting dates into B.G and A.G.

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      You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.
      -- Colonel Adolphus Busch
    25. Re:Well that sucks by alien_blueprint · · Score: 1

      Have you checked out O'Reilly's on-line library?

      No. I will, but O'Reilly's not my problem. Addison-Wesley is :(

      I haven't cracked a technical reference book in years.

      It comes down to what your needs are. If you can find decent material online then more power to you. I find a lot of what's available on line to be entirely substandard or even entirely incorrect. There are exceptions, but in general this is to be expected as good authors expect to be paid for their work, and publishing actual books is the only realistic way to do that at the moment.

      It's a shame, I agree, but that's the current situation.

      I have read some introductions to new technologies in dead tree format, but you hardly need to haul those back and forth to work each day

      I'm not exactly ferrying "EJBs in 21 days for Dummies" about, you know ... yes, some books are "fire and forget", in that you read them once or twice. Others are constant companions ;)

      Others are frequently visited on a needs basis... when I need any volume of TCP/IP Illustrated, I *really* need it! I don't want to resort to some second rate webpage that purports to contains the same information - that is why I bought the book. Trouble is, I can't predict this, so I'm reduced to trying to guess what I'll need. And then there's the new books I'm reading ... I end up with 3 or 4, minimum. And that's just non-fiction. I also need something to read on the bus! Stephenson (and others) should release his books in more commuter friendly editions, split into 3 books or something ...

      I have read some introductions to new technologies in dead tree format, but you hardly need to haul those back and forth to work each day

      I'm afraid that there are no decent online alternatives to half the books I have need to refer to at the moment. I'm all for getting this stuff online, but it's just not possible (for me) to rely entirely on online content right now.

      Get all of Steven's works online, and maybe that will change. In fact, get the entire Professional Computing Series online, and we'll see :)

      Google is your friend here. It's absolutely so important to how I do my job now that I'm all for splitting dates into B.G and A.G.

      Yes, I agree. But like I said, the quality of what is available on line is sometimes quite low, incomplete, or even incorrect or misleading.

      To summarize, I wish we were living in a world where I could rely on online sources: but we just aren't!

    26. Re:Well that sucks by monique · · Score: 1

      Might it not be helpful to have a separate business phone number at home, and only answer that when you *are* on duty? It's a few extra dollars a month, but may help stress levels immensely.

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      -monique
    27. Re:Well that sucks by MSBob · · Score: 1

      Oh, dear, your one of them... The people who have gazillion pictures of their offsprings plastered all over their cubicle walls. Wouldn't one picture suffice? Your cube looks like a shrine now. All it needs is a couple of candles and some holy smoke.

      --
      Your pizza just the way you ought to have it.
    28. Re:Well that sucks by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      The last problem is that I'm never "off-duty". When you work in a formal office environment, people are very hesitant to call if you're not in the office. (There's a social barrier.) When you're telecommuting and they always interact with you over the phone, they can't tell that you're trying to be off-duty. Learning to say "no" helps a lot though.

      Yeah. I understand. I've solved this by having three phone lines.

      1) My home phone. Just for friends and the like. Nobody I work with/for *EVER* gets this number. Ever.

      2) My work phone. It's on the business card. It's on the website. Anybody I work with/for gets this number, and ONLY this number.

      3) My cell phone. It's mentioned on the answering message for the business phone, along with "if this is an *emergency*, call ...". I don't go *anywhere* without this on my waist.

      I routinely ignore the business line on weekends / after hours. If it's important, they call the cell phone. This provides that social hesitance which is all I need to have peace on the weekends and after hours, while still being available if a server goes down. (Though, in most cases, I'd already know from a Big Brother alert.

      As far as "decompression time" - I go for a jog. It's healthy, decompressing, and relieving. (Yes, I run with a cell phone!)

      --
      I have no problem with your religion until you decide it's reason to deprive others of the truth.
    29. Re:Well that sucks by straybullets · · Score: 1

      As you may have learn from the article you and others sedentarian types like you belong to the past.

      As time go by you will slowly be replaced by a new specie, one that's always on the move, doesn't need a "cubicle" and talks loud on the phone, even when surounded by working people.

      We are not quite sure if it's good or not for the humans kind, although it seems obvious that the overall quality of work is likely to go down with this new specie at the control. But there's nothing we can do, "the market" is a natural force we cannot oppose.

      --
      With that aggravating beauty, Lulu Walls.
    30. Re:Well that sucks by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      Yes, I use a seperate phone number for business (and forward it to a cell as needed). It took close to 2 years though to convince the rest of the office that I'm pretty much not available after 6pm.

      Nowadays, I might get an after-hours phone call about once a quarter, everything else manages to get done during regular business hours.

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      Wolde you bothe eate your cake, and have your cake?
    31. Re:Well that sucks by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      That's pretty much what I do (seperate phone line for business, which I forward to the cell as needed)... but it took me at least a few months to learn those tricks and another 6-months to a year to get everyone else in the groove. Fortunately, since I've telecommuted from day 1 at this job I've been able to write the rules as I went along.

      I'll have to take a look at BigBrother, we've been using ServersAlive and I've been dissatisfied enough over the past few years to consider writing my own package. (There's also IPCheck from Paessler that I'm looking into.)

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      Wolde you bothe eate your cake, and have your cake?
    32. Re:Well that sucks by jo42 · · Score: 1


      So, like, your job was talking to people?

    33. Re:Well that sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...And you are one of these pricks that can't contain his anger that there are others out there who dare to challenge your pristine sense of esthetics.

      It is their cubicle... they like it that way... odpierdol sie.

  7. Environment by dolo666 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This seems like a good trend for the environment too, because reduced traffic jams, means reduced emmissions, and reduced pollution. Plus you become more productive working from home. You don't have to shower, or dress up (spend lots of paycheck on classy wardrobe), or spend the time it takes in traffic every day to get to work.

    Obviously some jobs will require you to be there, but for development, it's not necessary. There are arguements for having devs in work, because people fear they might be slacking off, but the proof is in the pudding!

    1. Re:Environment by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      Most of this article was not about working from home, but rather about simply tearing down the cube walls and ensuring that every worker knows that they're just a temporary cog - you still have to drive there to work in the cafeteria.

      Having said that, given how much of an information age we are in it is absolutely imperative that policies and initiatives are pursued to encourage and support distributed working (i.e. working at home). I live in the Toronto area, and it is absurd how much of the road infrastructure is there just so people can drive 80km to work, click on a keyboard for 8 hours, and then drive 80km home.

      There are arguements for having devs in work, because people fear they might be slacking off, but the proof is in the pudding!

      Any organization that has no metrics (such as deliverables, designs, progress on projects, documents, etc. Note that I'm talking about progress-not ridiculous metrics like keystrokes per hour) other than watching from the surveillance tower, is doomed: There is absolutely nothing stopping workers from slacking off right under your eyes.

    2. Re:Environment by SoupaFly · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Of course, PHB sees you working from home and wonders why not just outsource the job to India or China. It's just telecommuting on a larger scale. If there is a serious need to meet, then someone hops on an airplane or sets up a VTC.

      I've worked with a couple of people that have done the telecommuting thing. It seems like a really cool deal. I'm opposed to outsourcing, but there might be downsides too.

    3. Re:Environment by dolo666 · · Score: 1

      I'm a couple hours east of Toronto, and would never work there because of the insane traffic, smog and pop density. I would bet that at least 40% of the traffic (pulled out of the air, indeed), to and from Toronto, is traffic that could be avoided. It could be even higher than that.

      The reason most jobs are forced at work is because some red-tape-loving-sicko-with-power has to control everyone, and they get off on it. Without a RL workforce, how would managers like this get their jollies?

    4. Re:Environment by Altima(BoB) · · Score: 1

      "This seems like a good trend for the environment too..."
      "...You don't have to shower, or dress up..."


      How is not showering good for the environment?

      --
      Yup...
    5. Re:Environment by deanj · · Score: 1

      Not everyone at the office is "grown up" enough to work from home.

      We had a guy that we let "work from home" for a while, and it later turned out he was using that time to take a contract with another company. When we finally realized what was going on, he just quit his "work from home" job.

    6. Re:Environment by dolo666 · · Score: 1

      Reduced water usage, and reduced soap and shampoo being pumped into our water systems, or backing up filtration. Recuded heat and energy would be consumed. Home working would result in fewer showers because people wouldn't have to go outside as much, if at all. (Some geeks would be in heaven if they never had to leave their systems). This would also reduce the spread of disease because you would come in contact with fewer people.

    7. Re:Environment by dolo666 · · Score: 1

      Managing WAH emps will be tough, but it's worth it in the end because they do more for the company, at least the ones who are good.

    8. Re:Environment by MKalus · · Score: 1
      This seems like a good trend for the environment too, because reduced traffic jams, means reduced emmissions, and reduced pollution.


      And you can order your food into your suburb as well, hence, you don't have to leave your house anymore.

      How about people would abandon the idea that they all need to have a house, a patch of grass and a road wide enough for 10 cars just to get onto the highway that can manage only 6 cars and stop being willing to drive 50 miles each way to work?

      But I guess that would be too much of a stretch.

      BTW, another interresting thing about the telecommuting:

      The company saves money on real estate while you are now paying for this in your own place, not to talk about the power etc. etc.

      I guess it's a double whammy for the company.
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    9. Re:Environment by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, the potential cost savings offered by not having to provide an employee with anything but a $50/month DSL connection and a computer might be enough to create enough savings that the outsourcing to another country isn't necessary, especially as there are still advantages to having an employee who can be called into the office for a meeting, to look at a specific issue, etc, within a few minutes.

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    10. Re:Environment by wtansill · · Score: 1
      Of course, PHB sees you working from home and wonders why not just outsource the job to India or China.
      Not to mention the fact that if your home is your office, you're on-call and available 24x7. Personal time?? What's that?
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      The contest for ages has been to rescue liberty from the grasp of executive power. -- Daniel Webster
    11. Re:Environment by Stone316 · · Score: 1
      I never thought of that before.. ie.. if your going to let someone telecommunte then why not outsource to a 'cheaper' country.

      The difference is tho, that most telecommunters go into the office regularly for meetings, etc. Most companies that allow telecommunters want them to live in commuting range in case they need them to come in for meetings or emergencies. They don't want the extra cost of having to fly someone in 3-4 or more times a year for meetings.

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      "Thanks to the remote control I have the attention span of a gerbil."
    12. Re:Environment by HeyLaughingBoy · · Score: 1
      We had a guy that we let "work from home" for a while, and it later turned out he was using that time to take a contract with another company. When we finally realized what was going on, he just quit his "work from home" job.

      Why is this a problem? If he's capable of both doing the work your company assigns him as well as his side contract with no loss in quality, why does it matter that he's taking in work on the side?
    13. Re:Environment by deanj · · Score: 1

      See, that's the thing.... He wasn't doing any of our work, and we didn't find out until later. He worked on OUR time on the OTHER job. I wasn't his boss, so I wasn't the one keeping on top of it...er, well, I guess NOT keeping on top of it.

  8. Good Thing (tm) by rastakid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes, I think this is a Good Thing (tm). I experienced that working in a shared room, improves creativity. It happens quite a lot to me that I'm stuck at a problem, and after discussing it with a colleage we find a solution together. Now, I think that if you're working in a cubicle, you'll have less contact with your colleages due to the wall borders, and therefor will lack some sort of shared creativity.
    Of course, there's the risk of workers losing productivity, but I think we have to face it: we're there to work, not for fun talks.

    1. Re:Good Thing (tm) by TheRealFixer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We have a very simple solution for that: Low cubicle wall on three sides: The isle, and the person in front and behind you. Still have your little protected area, but you are able to communicate very easily. I HATE working in a room with 4 other people. You tend to get nothing done.

    2. Re:Good Thing (tm) by mayotte · · Score: 5, Informative

      There was so much chit chat where I work when we moved into these common offices, that I was forced to move to the back corner of a storage room, just so I could concentrate. Several others with the same goal followed me. The article stated that "Executives with several of these firms noted that getting workers to share space fosters a team-oriented atmosphere that increases productivity." My experience was exactly the oposite. These mobile offices killed the sense of community, and now you often site around people you barely know, and can not ask favors of, and do not have the time to do favors for in return. Another little nice benifit is that they give you a tiny amount of locking storage space which you have to walk half way across the building to get to. So when we moved out of our offices, all of the less-critical stuff was thrown out or moved to common-libraries where they quickly wandered away. And as predicted much of that stuff turned out to be very-critical. Also, most of us have had our tools, which are now hard to secure, wander off as well. I sure hope it saved my company a ton on real-estate costs, because it cost us dearly in other ways.

    3. Re:Good Thing (tm) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      We have a very simple solution for that: Low cubicle wall on three sides: The isle, and the person in front and behind you. Still have your little protected area, but you are able to communicate very easily.

      What do you consider low for a cubicle wall? I was at a job where I felt incredibly uncomfortable because the cubicle walls were only waist high. What's the point in even having walls? Everytime someone walked up or down the walkway I felt like I was in a friggin borg drone factory. Thankfully I only had to stay there about a month before I left.

    4. Re:Good Thing (tm) by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I HATE working in a room with 4 other people. You tend to get nothing done.

      I've noticed that, with shared workspace, one Chatty Cathy or Loudmouth Larry can easily prevent the other 4 people from getting anything done. Then, instead of just losing the productivity of whoever's cube the TalkBot's gravitated towards, you lose everyone's. What do you do then? Fire all 5 because of the one boat anchor employee? Getting rid of folks who do good work, but have trouble telling annoying socializers to leave them alone seems like a waste.

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      If a job's not worth doing, it's not worth doing right.
    5. Re:Good Thing (tm) by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1
      These mobile offices killed the sense of community, and now you often site around people you barely know, and can not ask favors of, and do not have the time to do favors for in return.

      See, I would think putting everyone in one workgroup in a common area might be acceptable, but just putting random people wherever they can plop down and find a spot for the day seems incredibly unproductive.

    6. Re:Good Thing (tm) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Up until a few months ago I was working in an XP shop: one "lab" with computers where we all paired. Now I'm at a new company with 6 foot high cubes. Everyone's in their own little space, and communication is lousy. Now, when I have a problem, I beat my head against the wall for twenty or thirty minutes because it feels like I'm invading anyone's space if I go as them a question. And of course, when I finally do ask someone, it's just some weird environmental thing that can be solved in 20 seconds. This is productive?

      Like a friend and former teammate at the XP job said when I described this to him: "Are you on the same team or not?"

      Now I admit that at the XP job I could never really get "in the zone", but all in all, the environment improved our communication, which in turn improve the consistency and cohesiveness of the code.

    7. Re:Good Thing (tm) by Zeelan · · Score: 1

      I have always found that when put into a situation like that that yes... some people were more productive.... cause they wouldn't really know how to do their own job and would then come to me and 'discuss' the problem. I would tell them how to fix it and they would then go all mushy about how 'after discussing it with a colleage we find a solution together.'

      After getting dinged in a performance report for 'talking to fellow employees too much.' I just started to do my work and 'didn't' help everyone that came along. Next time I was dinged for not being a team player.

      I didn't stay there long after that.

    8. Re:Good Thing (tm) by operagost · · Score: 2, Funny

      There was so much chit chat where I work when we moved into these common offices, that I was forced to move to the back corner of a storage room, just so I could concentrate.

      Yeah- we've kinda got a roach problem down here, so if you could get a can of bug spray and kind of, take care of that, I'd really appreciate it. Yeah.
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    9. Re:Good Thing (tm) by nvrrobx · · Score: 1

      Oh, I have to disagree.

      In my dot-bomb days, the company I worked for had that sort of open floor plan. our cubicle walls were about four feet high, and they went for the industrial setup. No carpet, no drop ceiling, etc etc to 'encourage open communication'.. The result was me hearing someone sneeze across the 26,500 square foot expanse.

      Whenever my development team would have a meeting, sales and marketing got pissed off because we were too "noisy" but we were just raising our voices loud enough to hear each other.

      I put on my headphones to try and block everything.

      There's talk of doing the open floor plan at my current job. Screw that, I want my office back. When I can listen to my music, control my lighting, etc etc I'm incredibly more productive. Why do you think people who telecommute can be productive? We create the workspaces that make us work.

      And no, that doesn't make me antisocial or difficult.

    10. Re:Good Thing (tm) by Dnigh · · Score: 1

      While I do agree that working in a open office/shared room is good for creativity and problem solving it sucks for doing real work.

      I am in a very open plan office, there is 14 of us in one room (the entire australian office), so we can all hear when someone is having problems and offer adivce. However when it comes down to actually writing some code, following some debug, or god forbid writing docs, its is a real PITA when the people behind you are having a NURF fight.

      Wearing headphones and listening to music works some of the time, but it does not help when random flying objects hit you in the back of he head.

      I do agree with the statement that we are here to work, not to socialise, however we have to vent in this manner or else we would probably go insane.

    11. Re:Good Thing (tm) by pmz · · Score: 1

      I've noticed that, with shared workspace, one Chatty Cathy or Loudmouth Larry can easily prevent the other 4 people from getting anything done.

      Also, there are people with low self-esteem who will tend to ask lots of questions in the presense of other people. If left alone, they will eventually get their work done, but in a group they will basically get the other people to do their work for them.

      I know of at least two people who are like this. They also tend to be the people who visit a therapist and are on various medications. Sadly, I think these kinds of people are becoming more common with therapy and Prozac being so fashionable. I'd love to slap one of them over the head and say, "You don't have ADD, you !@#$% loser; your shrink just tells you that to keep you coming back!"

  9. what next a move away from bodies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Companies have decided that a physical body is too expensive and have moved emplyees to brains floating in a VAT.

    1. Re:what next a move away from bodies? by BJH · · Score: 5, Funny

      For a moment there, I read that as "brains floating in a VAX" and my first thought was 'Cool!'

      I'm doomed.

    2. Re:what next a move away from bodies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'd be cheaper to hire ghosts -- they wouldn't even have to pay them in anything real.

    3. Re:what next a move away from bodies? by drooling-dog · · Score: 1

      That's what telecommuting is. You're just traffic on a network connection. In principle, if you're clever and can automate at least the appearance of getting the job done, you could probably take several full-time jobs and still have lots of time to spare!

    4. Re:what next a move away from bodies? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Hmm... This would make a pretty good Turing's test. Get a telecommuting job and let the AI at it !

      Of course, this could have already happened. I wonder how many of the Slashdot writers are actually perl scripts ?-)

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    5. Re:what next a move away from bodies? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Ha, my first thought was "who would pay VAT on brains??" And I'm not even European!!

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  10. I see. by Anonynnous+Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Freedom" from cubicles means freedom to work under constant observation of the overseers.

    1. Re:I see. by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      " "Freedom" from cubicles means freedom to work under constant observation of the overseers."

      Hey, I like privacy as much as the next person, but guess what? You work FOR THEM. They are paying you, and nobody is forcing you to work for them. Yes you might feel you need to to make ends meet etc, however, if you really felt your privacy was that important to you, I'm sure you would make the effort necessary to find another job, or relocate and find another job.

      There is absolutely NO expectation of privacy while in the work place with the exception of the restrooms.

      This isn't Big Brother spying on you, this is people that pay you money wanting to make sure you're doing what they pay you to do.

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    2. Re:I see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and I'm sure that respect for human dignity has nothing to do with it.

    3. Re:I see. by macshit · · Score: 1

      It's managers watching stressed out employees getting little done because they're constantly aware of the boss breathing down their neck. Maybe it could work for the lowest-level manual labor, but it doesn't work for anything that requires any concentration or thought.

      A little privacy benefits the company just as much as it does the employees, though this is concept that many control-freak managers have a hard time coming to grips with.

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  11. not fond of homw work any more by jago25_98 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I originally thought working from a home was a good idea, until I actually tried it. I has disadvantages.

    There's something about actually phsically going somewhere in order to work that makes you feel ready for work. The only problem is if you have to travel too far to get there of course.

    Because of this some home workers have a dedicated study to work in.

    While this is better than a cubical the employee is paying for it. Another way to reduce pay in effect?

    1. Re:not fond of homw work any more by frostman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I work at home, and have off and on for a long time.

      I hate it!

      I do have a dedicated "office" room, but the space isn't the issue... it's that there are no people around. Or if there are, they are here to socialize.

      I think it's a Good Thing on some very deep level to be around other people while working, at least some of the time. Programming for twelve hours straight without seeing another human being tweaketh the mind in harmful ways.

      Since I work for myself, there's not much I can do about it right now. However, as soon as Profit allows, I will rent an office somewhere and arrange for others to share it, even if they aren't working for me.

      Oh yeah, and I need a cute secretary...

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    2. Re:not fond of homw work any more by Xthlc · · Score: 1

      Working from home definitely has disadvantages. Your people skills actually get rusty after a while, and you have to make a conscious effort to keep them fresh.

      However, if you have a separate study in your home, it's doable. I think it took me about 6 months of working from home to get used to it and return to my former levels of productivity. Now I love it.

      Also, yes you pay for it. However, you can get a federal and state tax deduction for a home office (although you must be meticulous about ensuring that your home office is EXCLUSIVELY for work -- you WILL get audited if they become suspicious).

    3. Re:not fond of homw work any more by CavemanKiwi · · Score: 1

      I have a friend who used to work from home but to put himself in the right mindset he found he had to get up eairly, shower etc and then walk around the block before actually working.

      I have personally have always found it easier to work away from home. When at Uni I did all my studies at the library.

    4. Re:not fond of homw work any more by ReallyQuietGuy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      is the broadband net connection from home being paid entirely for by the company or partly by the employee? i think all this is yet another example of corporations passing on the cost of things onto other people. what happens when all the coffee places with wireless fill up with "office workers" using their network connections on one cup of coffee a day? how is starbucks, mcds et al going to keep their tables clear from all these laptop toting employees using up real estate paid for by the restaurant/cafe? same thing with dell and their "zero inventory" - all that happens is that the inventory stocking problems get passed on to their suppliers, the smaller fry who can't afford to say no.

    5. Re:not fond of homw work any more by xdroop · · Score: 3, Informative
      While this is better than a cubical the employee is paying for it. Another way to reduce pay in effect?

      Daily parking: $10 ($200/month)
      Daily fuel costs: 10L == $5 ($100/month)
      Reduced driving wear and tear: 90% (so let's say about $100 a month)
      Car now lasts 50% longer: let's say $200/month

      I don't know about you, but if I could put 15% of my after-tax take-home back in my pocket every month, I'm all for this 'pay cut'.

      Just because the company spends something on you as an expense doesn't mean it is a direct benefit.

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    6. Re:not fond of homw work any more by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      There's something about actually phsically going somewhere in order to work that makes you feel ready for work. The only problem is if you have to travel too far to get there of course.
      Dunno. I work from home, and I found that getting up from my bed and walking 3 seconds to my home office does the trick for me.
    7. Re:not fond of homw work any more by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      Working from home definitely has disadvantages. Your people skills actually get rusty after a while, and you have to make a conscious effort to keep them fresh.
      Not at all. You just have to make sure you hone them 1-2 times a month, and this is easily done by inviting your favourite cow orkers for beer and/or watching raunchy videos over at your place (rotating, so effectively everyone meets likewise 2-3 times.a week).
    8. Re:not fond of homw work any more by NotClever · · Score: 1

      Like Frostman above, I agree. I started my own business and found that the only way to really be effective was to rent an office. It's only 8 minutes from my home, but it makes a difference. Having the separate workspace (outside the home), at least for me, is important.

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    9. Re:not fond of homw work any more by John+Harrison · · Score: 1
      I have not had office space of my own for nearly 5 years. This meant that I either worked at home or checked into a cubicle when I went into the office. When I was starting out it was important for me to be in the office so that I could get to know my coworkers and they could get to know me. Now I live on the other side of the country from them and I happily work from home.

      I have missed some of the social aspects of work, but most of my coworkers work from home as well now. So even if I showed up at the office nobody would be there. The company was able to consolidate the real estate they occupied. They now have about 1/4th the floorspace that they had before. Even that seems like too much some days.

    10. Re:not fond of homw work any more by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      Had you been in the cubes instead of at home, you might think differently: Nowadays many companies go through people like so much toilet paper, there is no value placed on developing people, loyalty to company, having people around with deep understanding of processes.....once you realize they don't give a crap about you, and that you won't be around for 2-3 years anyway, and that your coworkers will come & go at random...why, after a while you don't even miss them. Better to get some real friends outside of work & do things with them. Jobs come & go, but good friends can last a lifetime

    11. Re:not fond of homw work any more by badman99 · · Score: 0

      I'm looking for some new friends..... :) I heard your sister is an ex super model ?

  12. That's the only way to afford housing in CA... by IgD · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Use part of it for your business and claim it as a tax deduction

    1. Re:That's the only way to afford housing in CA... by drooling-dog · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately that only rebates a fraction of your mortgage interest. That's a whole lot less than the commercial rental value of the space. In effect the employer is being subsidized mostly by the employee, but partly by the government as well...

  13. Good. by Schezar · · Score: 1, Funny

    Those who prove to be unproductive when they have to share space with others risk getting fired

    Finally. It's scary just how many otherwise intelligent adults have massive hygene problems or creepy neurosis. (Nuts afraid of germs in the office, nuts who lost their train of though at the slightest unexpected noise...)

    Now, with any luck, the smelly ones will be openly ridiculed by their annoyed peers, and the nutty ones will be driven over the edge by the close proximity. Once they're gone, the workplaces of the world should generally become much nicer places.

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    1. Re:Good. by InfoVore · · Score: 1

      nuts who lost their train of though at the slightest unexpected noise

      Or there will be a huge upsurge in the sales of iPods.

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  14. A good thing! by Tagren · · Score: 0

    I think it is a good thing. You are among people. So those people that have trouble beeing social get everyday training. Not realy something you should laugh at. You will feel you are more a part of the team. On the other hand. It can be hell in the beginning if social is a problem for you. Not to mention the weird sounds and smells everybody than you seem to create :P.

  15. Mike Bloomberg mentallity by phusnikn · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I work for the City of NY and we are starting to see the same thing rolled out here most people are reffering the term as Mike Bloomberg's Bull pens everything is starting to get redesigned to look like his traders floor at Bloomberg LLC, no matter senority or status ranking in our company.

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  16. The way we've been doing it all along. by Charcharodon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I work for the military and that's how we've been doing it all along. Computers are scattered throughout many of the buildings. It works fine, though some locations can be more popular than others, such as the machines in the break rooms. There are offices but they are shared by multiple people/shifts. When ever you need to do a little "one on one" (chew their ass) with someone you just find an empty one. For quiet undisturbed work, take a short walk out to one of the out buildings and you'll have the whole place to yourself.

    1. Re:The way we've been doing it all along. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work for the military and that's how we've been doing it all along When ever you need to do a little "one on one" (chew their ass) with someone you just find an empty one

      And here I thought the army's policy was "don't ask, don't tell"...

    2. Re:The way we've been doing it all along. by orthogonal · · Score: 1

      I work for the military and that's how we've been doing it all along.

      No offense, but I don't recall the military being noted for innovation or productivity in software.

      (Well, Ada, I supposed, but opinions are pretty mixed on that.)

      Again, no offense: the military has different needs and different goals than those of software companies. But precisely for that reason, it's not clear that it makes a good model for civilian knowledge industries.

    3. Re:The way we've been doing it all along. by Lost+Race · · Score: 1

      The military doesn't have to turn a profit every quarter, or even ever. Any corporation that tried that would go bankrupt in a big hurry.

    4. Re:The way we've been doing it all along. by Charcharodon · · Score: 1
      No offense but then again the civilian side isn't very well known for it either, unless of course you are talking about nit-pick job descriptions and contract agreements (not my job) and making sure they get all their breaks and overtime. Guess that's why we've been dumping everyone but the contractors. It's much easier to get them to work. :)

      We don't do to much software developement, but we have realized a great deal of space savings due to the switch. We used to have 3 project groups in our building, now we have 5 in the same amount of space. The civilians have resisted dumping the cubes but they have resigned to being put 2-3 per cube. It's pretty much just a matter of time before they make the switch.

  17. No worries, real estate agents... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Soon these companies will realize that by kicking programmers, the most unproductive and self-important group of employees ever, out of their offices and cubicles, they'll be able to fit in more business majors -- the pinnacle of productivity and efficiency!

    Maybe this will spark a whole new level of management! Lower lower middle middle management!!

    1. Re:No worries, real estate agents... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Soon these companies will realize that by kicking programmers, the most unproductive and self-important group of employees ever, out of their offices and cubicles, they'll be able to fit in more business majors -- the pinnacle of productivity and efficiency!


      Sorry -- it's already been done. It's called Outsourcing-To-India (tm).
  18. XP and open spaces. by bons · · Score: 5, Interesting

    People doing pair programming, eXtreme Programming, and other agile methodologies have been doing their best to leave cube world behind anyway. It may sound odd, but they are voluntarily leaving their cubes behind and have no desire to return to that enviroment.

    FairlyGoodPractices has photos of our layout. Business people use the semi-cubes in the center (there is only the one wall running along the center of the cubes and it's made of glass).

    A lot of smaller XP groups simply take over meeting rooms for the duration of their projects. The onsite customer usually has their own desks but the coders share workstations and because of pair programming move from workstation to workstation frequently.

    1. Re:XP and open spaces. by JamieF · · Score: 1

      I've worked in an open environment like that at several companies and it worked pretty well. But, a couple of things were required to make it tolerable:
      1) Salespeople or other "yell into the phone all day" types have to be located far away from developers. Same with people who leave their desks all day and yet have a phone that rings off the hook... or who leave their cell phones set on Kill volume but always leave them at their desks... or people who like to listen to their voice mail at full blast. Put those people in a smelly little mildewy office in the basement until they can play nice with others.
      2) There need to be places (we had teeny 1-2 person meeting rooms called "phone booths) where you can have a private phone call or conversation without leaving the office.
      3) There need to be normal meeting rooms that people can go into to do presentations, demos, have arguments, draw on whiteboards, etc.

      The usual objection to such an environment is "I need an office so I can think - I can't do work with all that talking going on." Actually this is usually incorrect. As long as you're working on the same project as the people around you, the "knowledge accidents" that happen when you can't help but eavesdrop on your co-workers' discussions are very important. You can put on headphones to tune people out when you need mega focus, but you'll inevitably hear that one comment about something that you REALLY want to object to or have input into, and that's precious[ssss].

  19. Those who don't learn the lessons of the past... by Tikaro · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...are doomed to repeat them. Viz. this famous disaster at TBWA Chiat/Day.

  20. They SHOULD fire them by Schezar · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Some of the best geeks I know are antisocial miscreants

    Then I certainly wouldn't want to spend any of -my- time with them, let alone share the workplace with them.

    I don't care how productive or geekily intelligent someone is. If they can't communicate effectively or deal with other people, they have no place in most workforces.

    A team of 5 interesting, friendly people will ALWAYS outperform a lone social outcast barricaded in his single office.

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    1. Re:They SHOULD fire them by teromajusa · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Maybe in a web design firm, or a consulting company, but if I have a really thorny technical problem, I'd far rather have one anti-social genius than a full team of developers who give great meeting. :p

    2. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same thing in science. Einstein and Newton were both part of huge social teams, right?

    3. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Maybe for creative design since that is a collaberative process but on the tech side only during the architecture and design phase does this work well. Once you're coding...your total output slows to a crawl. Been through it twice with a team of 46 due to management forcing it down on us. We went from completing releases once every month to having only 3 per year.

      The problem occurs because of two major issues. One, you simply can't work efficiently in that chaotic environment and two everyone's minor problems hold up people on projects who aren't even involved as they get called into meetings simply because they are happening in their area.

      The best set up we've used so far is a common area used during project architecture then we move off into 2 man offices broken down by function for the project. That is you're always sitting with someone who's doing the same basic job as you. Finally we group all the offices together for one project to make communication better. We also have video conferencing gear and session sharing software for impromptu help sessions with those not in the office and no one "owns" an office as we rotate in and out of them. All we own is a laptop that we plug in to the docking station in our new office when we get assigned to one and a rolling file cabinet/box with our "stuff" in it.

      It's a cluster fuck when commmon workspaces get implemented and it's a classic example of short sighted management looking at building costs only. Good luck to those MBAs who think this is a good thing and implement it.

    4. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 5, Interesting
      A team of 5 interesting, friendly people will ALWAYS outperform a lone social outcast barricaded in his single office.

      Then how do you explain that the vast majority of patents on file list fewer than 5 inventors? It doesn't make sense. Surely teams of 5 friendly people should come up with more patentable inventions if they ALWAYS outperform the grumpy loners. I'm sure we'd all be much better off if everything was designed by committee.

    5. Re:They SHOULD fire them by afidel · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Lookup Mythical Man Month and one-ten engineers. These are the men that do the real work in any engineering firm. They are the men that can do the work of ten others and who's work needs less error checking because the design is cohesive and standardized, not to an arbitrary standard but to the only one that matters, internal cohesiveness. Many but not all of the people who fit the definition are introverted. They look into themselves to solve the problem and do not do well with outside distractions. They are often ADD or mildly autistic, it's the flipside of many geniuses.

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    6. Re:They SHOULD fire them by AntiOrganic · · Score: 4, Insightful
      A team of 5 interesting, friendly people will ALWAYS outperform a lone social outcast barricaded in his single office.

      How about four lone social outcasts barricaded in offices independently working on different pieces of a project, be it top-down or object-oriented design or what-have-you, that are neatly integrated by a manager/project coordinator? There's plenty of effective ways to manage a team that don't necessarily require socialization.
    7. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Schezar · · Score: 1

      There's plenty of effective ways to manage a team that don't necessarily require socialization.

      True, but there's more to work than productivity. Anti-social people make a dismal work environment and drag down morale.

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    8. Re:They SHOULD fire them by btlzu2 · · Score: 1
      Hmmmm, I'm a very social guy, it comes naturally to me. However, I HATE it. I am much more productive when I don't have other "friendly" people around to fuck me up. I don't buy into that touchy-feely friendly interesting people crap. I know tons of friendly, interesting people who, once together in a committee, would never get anything done.

      It's good to be able to assess requirements from others and tell people what you're working on; however, it's another to be forced to stand/sit next to people constantly, looking them in the eye all day. Bah. I was hoping we were going back to individual offices for everyone. That's the way to get work done. When you need a bunch of people to talk about crap, you can invite them in, when you want to actually get the work done, SHUT THE DOOR!

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    9. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Control-Z · · Score: 1
      A team of 5 interesting, friendly people will ALWAYS outperform a lone social outcast barricaded in his single office.

      I think that sort of depends on the project. The "interesting, friendly people" probably stand around at the coffee machine half the day talking about the weather or Michael Jackson.

      A friend of mine used to be in charge of a bunch of programmers. His best programmer was very hard for most people to get along with, even on the phone. My friend decided to keep him as an employee but limit his interaction with others. He put him at an out of the way desk with no phone and got great work out of him.

    10. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Dr.+Photo · · Score: 1

      Hmm... I created it, no, thought of it first, and I called dibs on the idea. Now nobody can use it for two decades without first begging or paying me for the "rights".

      What could be more antisocial than patents?

    11. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Scrameustache · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't care how productive or geekily intelligent someone is. If they can't communicate effectively or deal with other people, they have no place in most workforces.

      Yeah, people without good social skills are scum! They should NOT be allowed to earn a living, in fact, they should be shot in the streets like the loathesome dogs that they are!

      Jeez, what the hell are YOU doing posting on slashdot?

      Not everybody performs well in the same environments. Some people work better alone, when they are left to their own devices, while others need to be in a team where they can share their skills with others.
      Its blind and stupid for a company to force all of its employees to submit to one form of work or the other. What they would do, if the decisions weren't made by idiots, is that they would have the social people work in groups to augment their productivity, and let the loners do their projects by themselves to keep them productive too.

      Anything else is shortsightedness that borders on nazi human ressources management.

      And how is discrimination based on social skills any different from discrimination based on race, sex, religion, or right-handedness?
      "Unpopular people need not apply"? Will they have you bring your high-school yearbook as references?

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    12. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess you're one of those 'friendly, interesting people' that are making small-talk all day, being happily ignorant, and too stupid to get a job well done... You'd be perfect as a model for a new 'kool' product, but basically, you're an underachiever, saying the right things to the right people (your fat boss)

    13. Re:They SHOULD fire them by The+Fanta+Menace · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What a load of crap. The three most productive people in our workplace are the ones who sit down, shut up and get on with their work.

      Unfortunately we are forced to share our workspace with someone who simply cannot shut up - he is forever finding the most inane and stupid things to attempt to make conversation with, which inevitably interrupts us.

      People are not cattle and should not be treated as such. A bit of privacy and a workplace in which they can get away from loud-mouth social climbers on mobile phones can do a considerable amount for productivity and company morale.

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    14. Re:They SHOULD fire them by glenn1you0 · · Score: 1

      actually, a team of 5 interesting, friendly people will always sit around and talk about how interesting and friendly they are. THat's what friendly, interesting people do. Although maybe that was your point? - that it would take 5 such people to outperform the lone geek? certainly 4 coulnd't do it?

    15. Re:They SHOULD fire them by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      Probably just me, but an overtly social work environment feels dismal, shallow, and drags down my morale. I thank God for my boss and co-workers; it's not unusual to get through the day with only three sentences spoken, and a lot of our communication is totally silent (i.e., facial expression, etc. We (6 of us) are all in 1 area.)) Management prefers to leave us alone (no meetings) because we work beter that way; they don't have to do anything except give us the specs. It's been like this for over a year now and our dept. either meets or beats expectations every time, going into production. I imagine it helps that I'm the old-timer and we've all been working together for a few years now; that makes things easier.

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    16. Re:They SHOULD fire them by teromajusa · · Score: 1

      "True, but there's more to work than productivity. Anti-social people make a dismal work environment and drag down morale."

      Why should it would bother you that someone is hard at work in his office or cube and not chatting by the water cooler? In my experience, productivity is very good for moral, while being enmired in meetings all day, falling ever further behind schedule, is very bad for moral.

      I actually work in a cube-less environment. Impromptu design discussions a half a foot from your desk, rehashing issues with each person who drifts by and joins the discussion, discussions being delayed when someone interupts with new issues are all commonplace occurances. In my office, when people want to get stuff done, they have to put on headphones and blast music to drown out distractions.

    17. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Schezar · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Not everybody performs well in the same environments.

      Then find a job with an environment that suits your needs. Don't force others to adapt to you, because like it or not, you're the odd man out: not them. (See Darwin.)

      And how is discrimination based on social skills any different from discrimination based on race, sex, religion, or right-handedness?

      The color of your skin, or the god(s) you believe in will have no effect on your ability to perform a job function. Furthermore, they are things that cannot easily be changed.

      Social skills are just that: SKILLS! Learn them! If you can't, you're no better than a coder who can't learn Python or C.

      "Unpopular people need not apply"? Will they have you bring your high-school yearbook as references?

      Hate to break it to ya, but the world is -just- a giant popularity contest. I'm sorry you didn't have any friends in high school, but that was your problem, not that of everyone else.

      Being friendly, charismatic, and relatively good-looking had done far more for me than my IT skills ever have or ever will.

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    18. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1
      What could be more antisocial than patents?

      Well, since 99% of patents end up being signed over to corporations run by herds of extroverted suits, and they are squabbled over by packs of yammering lawyers, I'd say that patents are pretty social items.

    19. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, these people are great, right up until the time when they leave, and leave a morass of code that works well, but is indecipherable, and takes 5 people to decode it ANYWAY. I've seen the programmer that you talk about, and some of them are TRULY great programmers, able to both produce brilliant, functional code very quickly AND make it accessable to anyone. (I worked for a summer for a professor like that. I saw him hand optimize TCP/IP code in assembly, and implement a TCP/IP 'replacement' over UDP for testing purposes in about 3 hours. AND I could read and understand his code.)

      However, I've seen the flipside. Brilliant programmers that don't feel that they should have to follow any rules, write their own code, and generally don't get along with anyone. In the end, these people end up being a liability. When they inevitably leave, you can't work with what they left without a considerably longer ramp-up time, and you usually end up re-writing their code anyway, 'cause while it was well designed to do what it was originally intended, their goofy style ends up being inflexible as well.

      Programmers that can follow an arbitrary coding standard are, in the long run, more useful than programmers that generate a lot of code that nobody can use.

    20. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Master+Bait · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Being friendly, charismatic, and relatively good-looking had done far more for me than my IT skills ever have or ever will.

      That's fine if you're looking at management or sales or getting-laid, but creative people often need peace and quiet so they can fill their heads with variables.

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    21. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Then find a job with an environment that suits your needs. Don't force others to adapt to you, because like it or not, you're the odd man out: not them. (See Darwin.)

      They had, now the idiot boss is following the trend-of-the-week and changing the rules on them. They are going to loose many of their best elements, and end up loosing a lot (see Darwin).

      The color of your skin, or the god(s) you believe in will have no effect on your ability to perform a job function.

      What if your job has you workin on sabbat? What about low blood sugar during ramadan? There are plenty of factors that affect productivity.

      Being friendly, charismatic, and relatively good-looking had done far more for me than my IT skills ever have or ever will.

      Well, that says it all. Really.
      Have fun enjoying your pasasitic life, brownnosing for your salary. Fortunatly its going to be very funny when your office is full of incompetant people socializing with each other and nobody's doing the job : )

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    22. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A team of 5 interesting, friendly people may well outperform a lone social outcast, but will they outperform the outcast by 5 times?

      Five interesting people cost (roughly) 5 times as much to pay as a lone outcast. I doubt each one of those five people would perform just as well as the outcast.

      Perhaps a better example is comparing 5 loners working alone to 5 friendly people working together. I'd be willing to wager that the 5 loners, or perhaps 4 loners and 1 friendly person to organise them, would handily outperform the 5 interesting people.

    23. Re:They SHOULD fire them by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      What could be more antisocial than patents?

      I dunno. Ummm, maybe.... trade secrets??

      (GAFC, dude)

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    24. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Dr.+Photo · · Score: 1

      (GAFC, dude)

      IHAFC, YSPOS. :P

    25. Re:They SHOULD fire them by JeffTL · · Score: 1

      But the "team" will require circa 5x the salary, ergo, higher total cost...which is passed onto the consumers.

    26. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Dr.+Photo · · Score: 1

      For the record, YSPOS stands for "You Saintly Pious Old Soul"! ;-)

    27. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Eevee · · Score: 1

      A team of 5 interesting, friendly people will ALWAYS outperform a lone social outcast barricaded in his single office.

      If you've got five people doing the same job as that one person and they aren't outperforming him, then you have serious problems.

    28. Re:They SHOULD fire them by gdchinacat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "These are the men that do the real work in any engineering firm. They are the men that can do"

      Do you supose they could be women as well?

    29. Re:They SHOULD fire them by lone_marauder · · Score: 4, Interesting

      A friendly word from a geek who has remained employed throughout the recession...

      The days of the techno primadonna are over. If you were part of the social group associated with the beginning of the computer age, cool, but you need to understand that inability to communicate or work well with others is and always has been a liability. In the heady days of signing bonuses and six figure salaries, the idea was that you had to tolerate sociopaths if you wanted IT talent. Today's rule of thumb with regard to IT labor goes something like this - is outsourcing your job to an Indian programmer who will work for 10% of what you make more difficult for me than dealing with your bad attitude?

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    30. Re:They SHOULD fire them by JetScootr · · Score: 1

      No, those guys may have had antisocial "mental disorders" that some /.ers think don't exist.
      About.com

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    31. Re:They SHOULD fire them by afidel · · Score: 1

      They can be, but the traits that lead to them are much more common in males then in females. Not only that but the potential in females of that caliber is often unrecognized and not prodded and sheperded. Young females that show the signs of being introverted and overachieving are oscracized much more than their male counterparts. This is fortunatly less true today then it was just a few decades ago. As a good example my slightly autistic cousin who is also a genious (175 IQ on most tests) met his fiance who is also mildy autistic in one of his grad classes. They were both younger than any of the other students in their classes so they kind of naturally attracted. After talking with her family it turns out they have a long line of very bright but mildy twisted females in their family, unfortunatly for society she was the first to go to college despite the family being fairly well off and educated for many generations.

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    32. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hate to break it to ya, but the world is -just- a giant popularity contest. I'm sorry you didn't have any friends in high school, but that was your problem, not that of everyone else.

      His biggest problem, of course, was lack of access to suitable firepower, or else he'd gladly have taken care of his hostile environment.

      Moron!

    33. Re:They SHOULD fire them by dws · · Score: 1
      Then how do you explain that the vast majority of patents on file list fewer than 5 inventors?


      "Patents" is an odd criteria to use to measure performance, unless your business is invention, or you're on the increasingly rare "R" side of "R&D". Most software development isn't about invention.

    34. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should learn English. English uses gender just like French and Spanish. For instance, a boat is referred to as "her" or "she", while an unknown person is referred to as "him" or "man". Also, gender is associated with jobs as well. For instance, if you were referring to a non-specific farmer, you would say "her", because farmer is considered a feminine job title.

      Of course, I suck at explaining this. I guess all I am trying to say is shut up and stop being offended for no reason. You make the world suck more than it already does.

    35. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw this on Law and Order, like, last night.

    36. Re:They SHOULD fire them by enjo13 · · Score: 1

      And how is discrimination based on social skills any different from discrimination based on race, sex, religion, or right-handedness?
      "Unpopular people need not apply"? Will they have you bring your high-school yearbook as references?



      I can make a genuine good case that social skills play a VERY important role in what I do. I'm a programmer, working on large projects with many interconnected pieces. These pieces require interfaces that often have to be compromises between the 'best cases' of the two (or more) different components. When one programmer is incapable of communicating with the rest of the team, the product suffers. Plain and simple.. It's happened. We've had incredibly talented programmers who couldn't work with the rest of the team.. they no longer work here.


      The difference between 'discrimination' based on social skills and ALL of those other criteria is that, in my mind, social skills are neccesary requisites for a job. Your argument is EXACTLY like saying 'How is discriminating based on athleticism in the NFL any different than....' I guess I should get in line and sue the NFL for ruining my football dream with those pesky physical standards.


      I'm not asking for popular kids. I'm not even asking for the type of person that everyone can like (although I do prefer it), but I think it's completely reasonable that the people involved on projects be able to effectively communicate and work with everyone else. That, unfortunately, isn't true of every programmer I've ever met.

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    37. Re:They SHOULD fire them by JetScootr · · Score: 1

      OK, so you wouldn't want to work with Einstein or Isaac Newton. Their personalities exactly match your description "they can't communicate effectively or deal with other people". The article talks about how these traits are common to those with Asperger's Syndrome, which you said earlier doesn't exist.

      I think you have now revealed yourself to be a lurking PHB, spying on those who have a clue. You'd exclude from your company the most brilliant minds, and keep only the most conformist.

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    38. Re:They SHOULD fire them by afidel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wasn't talking about people who are unable to effectivly communicate, I am talking about people who's best work environment is NOT in the middle of a high traffic area with lots of distractions. You can be antisocial and still communicate effectivly. I do it all the time. Whenever there are large meetings which do not pertain to my job I tend to duck out because they make me uncomfortable, I do the same thing at large family gatherings. Yet in my day to day job I have to interact with many customers on different technical levels, everything from receptionists to IT admin's who know easily as much about the product I am fixing as I do. I do that part well but I would be miserable if I were forced to work in the middle of a bunch of noisy distracting people. Facts of life, not everyone has the same best work environment and any HR plan that doesn't recognize that is going to come up with an inefficient solution.

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    39. Re:They SHOULD fire them by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      How wrong you are. If we're talking about actual work...

      A group of 5 people that interesting and friendly, if told to work together, will sit around a table, tippity tap on their laptops, and talk while they "work". They'll be marginally productive, and not be commiting the majority of their mindshare to the work at hand but "communicating". You know what I'm talking about: "So how was your weekend?", "Yeah, this chick at the part was viciously hot!", "So this girl came up to me..."

      A single person that is able to concentrate and get down to business is much more productive. Sure, they could be surfing the web or looking at pr0n. Speaking from personal experience, though, it's -much- less distracting and task-disorienting to have a browser window open while working than to have someone next to me talking about what a hot coed was doing on the bar at the club last friday, or even a TV in the background.

      Now, if we're talking about purely business oriented tasks (marketing, sales, finance, and those other kinds of spin), it's another matter entirely. Or even planning projects - but planning projects shouldn't be a significant amount of project time anyway. For things that -require- interaction for hasty conclusions, this is necessary. If you're one of hte people that need to be involved in such things, and you're antisocial, it only makes sense that you're let go.

      Coding, on the other hand, is fairly heirchial. Someone can delegate functions or features to specific programmers, and away they go. That's what specifications and project planning are for.

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    40. Re:They SHOULD fire them by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Dear god, save me. I understood you both perfectly.

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    41. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, I was getting ready to just say "For the last time it's 'lose' moron." but your anger really said everything I wanted to. Thanks fellow AC!

    42. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Ignatius_VI · · Score: 1

      That is to a large extent true! Without people skills, you really cannot get a job, or do it well. Communications are probably one of the most important things they look for now. That's why so many companies like people who know foreign languages. If you can't communicate, how can you get ideas across?

      Who would know Steven Hawkins is a genius if he didn't have that computer to talk for him?

    43. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know places where the environment effectively works like a popularity contest. Usually they are very inefficient and waste time on things like passing the blame and CYA rather than actually getting things done. There's also a lot of dishonesty and backstabbing.

      I'm proud to say that while my communication skills and looks are pretty good, my exceptional technical skills have been the driving force behind all of my professional success. And I've always been honest.

    44. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No kidding!

      Some people here on slashdot should read up on Seymour Cray himself! This guy was easily the most eccentric and outright antisocial person I've ever heard of. In fact, if you hit the Chippewa Falls museum that has his machines on display, there was a video interview with him and how he says it's better (for him at least) to work alone. There was more meat to the interview than that. I don't remember most of it, but I remember it being the single most powerful justification I've seen against the "work in a group" mentality.

      Seymour Cray churned out books of Boolean by himself on a regular basis, which then got debugged by other people. Mistakes were very rare indeed.

      It was his eccentric nature that drove him to start new companies and take the ill-fated Cray 3 with him, but I can't deny his work methodology. It obviously produced results far ahead of everyone else, which is why "Cray" used to be synonymous with supercomputers.

    45. Re:They SHOULD fire them by joss · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > Programmers that can follow an arbitrary coding standard are, in the long run, more useful than programmers that generate a lot of code that nobody can use.

      Whether you are able to follow coding standards or not says very little about whether you are useful. Code that nobody can use is useless of course, but so is code that follows coding standards but doesnt solve the right problem. Truly brilliant programmers produce code that is *eaiser* to understand than average programmers. In almost any project with real complexity, the problem is very vague. The difference between brilliant programmers and average programmers
      is the problem they choose to solve rather than the code they use to solve it.

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    46. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Samrobb · · Score: 1

      I'm a software developer, I work in an open office environment, and I'm not antisocial. Quite frankly, there are days at work where it seems like I spend the majority of my time talking to people - work-related and otherwise. Various small tasks get handled in the 10-20 minute increments between rounds of discussion.

      Other times, though, I need to be able to go heads-down and concentrate on a single task for 4-5 hours. When I have to do that, I sometimes really regret not having a door to close. Not all the time - but often enough that I notice it :-/.

      The problem with solutions like an open office is that you don't always want an open office. If you plan for it (8 individual offices around a central meeting area, with doors open by default, etc.) you can get most of the advantages of an open office, while retaining all of the advantages of individual offices.

      IMHO, there are reasons for and against going with an open office plan. If saving $$$ on office space is your primary reason for choosing an open plan, then you've essentially said that things like productivity, employee functionality, and a lot of other things that (logically) have more of an impact on your bottom line are less important to you than a short-term savings on rent. Generally not an indication of a healthy, well-run company.

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    47. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1
      Most software development isn't about invention.

      Most, but not quite all. The original post argued that committees "ALWAYS" outperform individuals.

      I would also point out that the small amount of development that does involve invention has an economic impact that is far greater than just what the headcount would seem to indicate. Firing the people who excel in this area just because their existence bugs some people with different personality types would be very shortsighted.

    48. Re:They SHOULD fire them by symbolic · · Score: 1

      Being friendly, charismatic, and relatively good-looking had done far more for me than my IT skills ever have or ever will.

      What's interesting here is that with someone who is purportedly anti-social, at least you know where you stand with them. Most (but not all) of the charismatic and friendly people I've met are back-stabbing vipers, and their whole persona seems to be comprised of little more than a series of performances tailored to get them what they want. Of the two groups, then, who would you say is more geniune, and by extension, more trustworthy?

    49. Re:They SHOULD fire them by flink · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not wanting to work in fishbowl does not indicate a lack of social skills. I have no problems talking with my coworkers, aranging conferene calls to solve problems, etc. I consider many of my coworkers at least aquaintences if not friends.

      But at the same time I need some privacy to get some actual work done without hearing 10 other people chatter about what they're doing. Plus it's just a question of basic human dignity to not always be under obvservation/monitoring.

    50. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Perhaps that's true. However, you'd think someone with such an obvious knack for coding would be able to do something as simplistic as follow a standard that has been set. It isn't that much of a burden. An anti-social programmer with no actual respect for authority (which is what a coding standard is - at least in part - an extension of authority) is not a good person to have on a team.

      And while you're right about complex problems taking a special kind of insight to solve, the truth of programming is that it's largely simplistic tasks broken up by the occasional bout of complexity. Usually, that complexity is easily decomposed into many more mundane tasks. Usually, working hard can almost be a substitute for being clever.

    51. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

      Your problem is thinking that the five people are all workers. You see you peak performance is assured when you have 1 employee and 4 managers. That way you can be assured that they will always be catching your mistakes.

      Also it is best if you hire the workers mother, and as many other close female associations too. They are always looking to improve someone else.

    52. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

      Fortunatly its going to be very funny when your office is full of incompetant people socializing with each other and nobody's doing the job

      You have been to my office, haven't you?

    53. Re:They SHOULD fire them by cookiepus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And how is discrimination based on social skills any different from discrimination based on race, sex, religion, or right-handedness?

      It's different because it affects your performance at the job.

      Ok let's say you're a big smart genius programmer. But your team mates do not feel comfortable talking to you. Performance suffers because of your inability to communicate with others to ensure that the project is being developed in an optimal way. May be you're so smart and efficient that you've foresaw the necessity to write library X but didn't tell anyone so your coworkers spent a few days developing the same thing, and if they came to let you know of this new development you said "I already got it done jerkwads." All of a sudden the fact that you're brilliant and efficient does not make up for the fact that you're more or less useless to the team due to your attitude and resistance to open communication.

      being black, female, hindu, or left-handed does not have the same negative impact.

    54. Re:They SHOULD fire them by wavedeform · · Score: 1

      If you're going to flame spelling or grammar, do it thoroughly.
      You should have also found "pasasitic", at least.

      Your a Looser. [sic]

      (Did I miss a memo? Isn't the preferred use still asshat?)

    55. Re:They SHOULD fire them by stephanruby · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      A team of 2 interesting, friendly people will ALWAYS outperform a team of 5 people.

    56. Re:They SHOULD fire them by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      A team of 5 interesting, friendly people will ALWAYS outperform a lone social outcast barricaded in his single office.

      Wow. Either you are trolling or you just came out of Proctor and Gamble's manager in training program. I swear, that's how these guys think (they certainly did when I was an intern there) and it did not help the company much in the last few years.

    57. Re:They SHOULD fire them by lsdino · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And while you're right about complex problems taking a special kind of insight to solve, the truth of programming is that it's largely simplistic tasks broken up by the occasional bout of complexity. Usually, that complexity is easily decomposed into many more mundane tasks. Usually, working hard can almost be a substitute for being clever.

      I think you've hit the nail on the head, but there's two sides of this I think still make the brilliant programmer stand out.

      First, the brilliant programmer recognizes this and doesn't get flustered by the complexity. They just attack the problem in a thoughtful and efficient manner. That probably includes doing the appropiate amount of design work to get a non-crappy solution.

      Second they can quickly implement the mundane tasks. Often times "average" people have trouble implementing even mundane tasks, it's really pretty scary.

      But certainly everyone should be following coding standards. Your previous complaint seemed to be "a morass of code"; but you seem to be forgetting that any programmer, brilliant or otherwise, could produce that and still follow coding standards :). So I believe that's really an orthogonal issue to programmer brilliancy, but it certainly is an issue that should be addressed with all programmers on a project (addressed as in having code reviews that check for conformance).

    58. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      "What a load of crap. The three most productive people in our workplace are the ones who sit down, shut up and get on with their work."

      And this is the flipside that everybody has ignored so far. People seem to think the only drop in productivity will come from people who don't have strong social skills who will be forced into a social environment.

      What about the people with excellent social skills who will now be getting absolutely NO work done because they spend all their time socializing with all the other social butterflies?

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    59. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, I'm sick and tired of hearing about this Asperger's shit. It is merely a syndrome whereby people can't interpret facial expressions in the same way most people do. From that, we have a blanket excuse for asshole behavior from anyone who can use a computer?
      Bull fucking shit. I knew this guy who fucked over two hundred girls, ran his own business for a while, and was a generally nasty asshole who would exploit anyone to get whatever he wanted, but he would use this Asperger's shit to cover his hypocritical arrogant ass.
      I knew some people with Asperger's for real. The quiet virgin teenager with a beard, thick glasses and a fixed stare, but yet wouldn't make eye contact when you talked to him, for example. That's Asperger's.
      Now we get this revisionist shit of so-and-so had Asperger's. Please. My asshole ex-buddy thought Erdos had Aspergers. Asshole, it was the fucking drugs that did it.
      My take on it is that anyone with an above average IQ will get sick and tired of dealing with idiots. Asperger's usually has nothing to do with it.

    60. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      I'm waiting for someone to come along, hire all those techno primadonnas, slap them all in offices and blow all these god damn hippie companies out of the water. They'll actually be making stuff while the hippies are having the group management masturbation sessions that are the hallmark of these touchy-feely companies. You don't have to look far to see why their revenue streams are drying up.

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    61. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pantet is an odd criterion to measure invention too. Patents are fundamentally antisocial toddler-ish "only I can do $WHATEVER, nobody else". It might be that only inventors who are selfish assholes file patents. And all the inventions made by people who aren't assholes are lost to society because some "inventor" asshole will claim that some tiny aspect of the invention violates their existing patent, just to make a fast buck.

      Patents suck, and must go. You think programmers have it bad with software patents? Mechanical engineers souls are DESTROYED by the evil of the patent system that lets oil companies stop them changing the world for the better.

    62. Re:They SHOULD fire them by CGP314 · · Score: 1

      So much colorful input, so much gray output.

    63. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They SHOULD fire them (Score:1, Insightful)
      by Schezar (249629) on Sunday November 23, @10:27AM (#7541921)
      >>Some of the best geeks I know are antisocial >>miscreants

      >Then I certainly wouldn't want to spend any of ->my- time with them, let alone share the workplace with them.

      So-long, then

      >I don't care how productive or geekily >intelligent someone is. If they can't communicate effectively or deal with other people, they have no place in most workforces.

      Utter bullshit. Many people, myself included,
      want to get the job done without dealing with the
      petty crap and politics that arise from other people.

      Also, other people tend to get in my way. When
      I get a task done, I do it without aving to answer
      to a bunch of other people, unless I *really* need
      help. People just get in my way and interfere with
      the task I'm trying to do.

      >team of 5 interesting, friendly people will >ALWAYS outperform a lone social outcast >arricaded in his single office.

      That's total bullshit.

    64. Re:They SHOULD fire them by lone_marauder · · Score: 1

      I wasn't under the impression that common work areas affected the likeliness of surveillence. Furthermore, a cube in no way prevents you from hearing everything everyone else around you does.

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    65. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because you usually pick one or a couple of people whose names go in the blank, regardless of how many people were actually on the team and contributing to some degree.

      How many names do you ever see on a Nobel Prize? And do you think those physicists really built their supercolliders all by themselves? Movies will list a couple hundred people in "the credits", but nevertheless the movie is almost always referred to as the property of the director.

    66. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brilliant programmers that don't feel that they should have to follow any rules, write their own code, and generally don't get along with anyone

      Then, too, there are the mediocre programmers that don't feel like they should have to follow any rules -- and, as often as not, think that this demonstrates their true brilliance.

      Like drivers, most programmers think they are far better than average. And statistically, of course that can't be true.

    67. Re:They SHOULD fire them by macshit · · Score: 1

      True, but there's more to work than productivity. Anti-social people make a dismal work environment and drag down morale.

      Um, since they're anti-social, they won't care, right? And, since they're the one actually doing the work, it's their opinion that should matter, right?

      Anyway, you seem to be making the mistake of thinking that anyone who's not a full-time genki-ass cheerleader is Ted Kaczynski.

      As others have pointed out, rarely are people straight-out anti-social -- it's more likely that some people simply work better alone, but are friendly enough at lunch time.

      [BTW, at my first job, I had my own office, but ended spending about half my time working in a common terminal room because I liked the company -- however, the other half of the time, I absolutely needed the peace and quiet of that office... shared environments are not conducive to concentration.]

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    68. Re:They SHOULD fire them by silentbozo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm a programmer with a business and consulting background. I interact with customers, managers, etc., and I do a pretty damn good job of it. However, when I'm writing code and solving problems, the last thing I want to do is to break up my work time with idle chitchat, listen to some adjoining worker's cell phone conversation, or have to deal with someone's ruffled feathers. When I sit down and code, I do NOT want to expend the mental resources having to deal with other people - I just want to get work done!!!

      Think of it this way. If it takes someone 40 minutes to get their brain back into gear to remember and manipulate a 4000 line piece of code, do you really want to interrupt their concentration? A couple of days of not being able to get any work done because of interruptions can turn the most friendly, interesting person into a raving psycho.

    69. Re:They SHOULD fire them by michael_cain · · Score: 1
      or you're on the increasingly rare "R" side of "R&D"

      I think, unfortunately, that your comment is spot on. Unfortunately, that is, for a number of US industries in the intermediate to long term. I was lucky enough (because the work was both challenging and FUN) to spend the last 15 years doing applied research in the telecom and cable industry. We worked on studying how customers interacted with existing and potential services, doing some prototypes to study what problems might arise in a real implementation, etc. In addition to helping the company set some important technology directions, we were able to identify a number of situations where the company was about to make stupid, expensive choices. Over the last four years, however, the cost cutters were in charge and slowly squeezed the research efforts (which were some very small fraction of one percent of the company's total expenditures) out of existance. This type of research has been squeezed nearly out of existance throughout the industry.

      While it helped make one quarter's cost numbers look better, I believe that they will pay for the decision in the longer term. New services will arrive later and will not work as well as they might. My impression is that the same kind of decisions are being made in a variety of industries these days.

    70. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What if your job has you workin on sabbat? What about low blood sugar during ramadan? There are plenty of factors that affect productivity."

      Yeah, like letting fairy tales run your life.

    71. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I can tune out chatter from the next cube. I could NOT tune out people chattering almost in my ear, nor could I work effectively while people are actually talking to me!

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    72. Re:They SHOULD fire them by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      I've seen plenty of evidence that Albert Einstein wrote his initial papers on general relativity based on conversations with his wife. Kennedy's famous book "Profiles in Courage" was written by a team of his staff to which he signed his name. A lot of people think some of Shakespearre's best lines were introduced by his editors. Edison's light bulb was the result of dozens of lab assistants testing hundreds of different types of filaments in various conditions.

      It's easier to remember one name than a dozen. But there have been very few ANYTHINGS made by one "loner genious" who had no outside assistance or review.

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    73. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fallacy, of course, is in assuming that because someone is asocial, they are automatically like Einstein or Newton... Presumably you put yourself in that company as well. Arrogant asshole.
      I knew this guy who would deflect any criticism towards his assholish personality by invoking the 'poor me I'm a victim with Asperger's' card at every turn. If he calls YOU an asshole, that's because he also has mild Tourette's, you see, but if you call him an asshole, you're superficial.
      In other words, he displayed the same behavior he decried in others but in his case, he was 'special', but no one else was, apparently.
      Forgive me, but I think Asperger's is just a disease of the week, if there's no medical treatment for it, we will soon forget all about it.
      Seems a lot of people will use it to justify basic nastiness. Isn't 'personality disorder' just a way for psychologists to call someone an asshole?

    74. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they can't communicate effectively or deal with other people, they have no place in most workforces.

      Thaaaat's the ticket. If they don't whiten their teeth and become personalities, throw 'em out. Who gives a fuck what is destroyed in the process?

      This is why "workforces" are usually made up of gladhanding, self-absorbed assholes who are more interested in what's on the $2.99 shelf at Blockbuster this weekend or getting to Thursday's for "Margarita Happy Hour" with their SUV-driving, office-worker friends than really doing anything productive.

    75. Re:They SHOULD fire them by tigga · · Score: 1
      What if your job has you workin on sabbat? What about low blood sugar during ramadan? There are plenty of factors that affect productivity.

      You should clarify things BEFORE you are hired. Usually (if it's not a sweatshop) companies allow to take a day off anytime you need.

    76. Re:They SHOULD fire them by scruffyMark · · Score: 1
      That's a different matter than just not being able to work in a room full of noisy people. The question is - if someone is able to communicate easily and clearly in meetings/lunches/etc., gets on well with co-workers, keeps everyone informed of their progress that needs to be, but needs some peace and quiet to get their work done, is it OK to fire them because you've decided to subject everyone to working in a giant gymnasium?

      Incidentally, I rather suspect most people who think they are really good at 'multi-tasking', and doing brain-work in a distracting environment, are kidding themselves. They're the ones who are fully convinced that they can talk on cellphones and drive safely, only because they don't even notice all the accidents they nearly get in, and all the tight maneuvers they force other drivers to make.

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    77. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Whitepantheress · · Score: 1

      Forgive me, but I think Asperger's is just a disease of the week, if there's no medical treatment for it, we will soon forget all about it.

      It sucks that you have to deal with someone who is using aperger's as an excuse for being a total git. I know of a person who follow the Jewish faith like that. I also know a person claiming to be Wiccan doing the same thing (I use the phrase "claming to" as his behaviour is not at all Wiccan).

      I also know other Wiccans who are lovely. I had a close friend in High School with Asperger's too. She didn't justify bad behaviour with her condition. Aspergers is a disease, not an excuse to be an asshole. Maybe your collegue has Asperger's, maybe not. I don't think his being an asshole is relate, whatever he says.

      Isn't 'personality disorder' just a way for psychologists to call someone an asshole?

      Not just a way for psychologists to call someone an asshole, but they can go further and classify them as different types of asshole ;p I wonder if there are any good non-drug management techniques for "personality disorders". "In the old days" didn't such people just learn to get along or become social pariahs?? I wonder if that had a higher success rate than current methods??? :) No idea personally.

    78. Re:They SHOULD fire them by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1
      "A team of 5 interesting, friendly people will ALWAYS outperform a lone social outcast barricaded in his single office."

      Not always. Some people employ hackers, and they regularly get more done than teams of people socialising.
      "Already renowned for his work with Emacs, Stallman's ability to match the output of an entire team of Symbolics programmers--a team that included more than a few legendary hackers itself--still stands has one of the major human accomplishments of the Information Age"

      Free as in Freedom - Biography of Richard Stallman, written by Sam Williams
    79. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Programmers that can follow an arbitrary coding standard are, in the long run, more useful than programmers that generate a lot of code that nobody can use."

      You might be interested in Java then -- it was designed for use by teams of mediocre programmers, so should fit right in with your office philosophy:

      Read the reasoning

    80. Re:They SHOULD fire them by IWorkForMorons · · Score: 1

      I'm sure we'd all be much better off if everything was designed by committee

      Ah yes...committee...the only known being with eight mouths and no brain.

    81. Re:They SHOULD fire them by tkg · · Score: 1

      A team of 5 interesting, friendly people will ALWAYS outperform a lone social outcast barricaded in his single office.

      It depends on what it is they're trying to accomplish. You've heard the old saying: One woman can produce a baby in nine months but nine women can't produce a baby in one month. Some projects just don't benefit from a team environment. Consider Newton. He spent 18 months in seclusion producing his master piece work "Principia". Do you think the five brightest mathematicians of the time (other than Newton) could have done better had they worked as a team?

      There are many extreemly talented and productive people that work best when left to themselves and companies will suffer for their loss if they place more importance on group environments.

    82. Re:They SHOULD fire them by 4of12 · · Score: 1

      Surely teams of 5 friendly people should come up with more patentable inventions if they ALWAYS outperform the grumpy loners.

      The patent process is a certifiable tool for transitioning 5 friendly people into 5 grumpy loners.

      Then, too, there are magic antidotes to teams, single people who, when added to the group, can diminish productivity by over 50%, creating immiscibility whereever they happen to be...

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    83. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Another thing that will improve productivity greatly is to employ the four managers in different shifts: have one manager work 5AM-12PM, another 9AM-4PM, the third 1PM-8PM, and the fourth 5PM-1AM (that last manager is the one with the least experience since he gets stuck with the crappy 8-hour shift instead of the more leisurely 7-hour shifts the others have).

      So for most of the day, the 1 worker will be managed by two managers, and this scheme will ensure the managers don't get overworked. And the 1 worker will be working from 5AM to 1PM, which will achieve maximum daily productivity while still allowing him a generous 4 hours of sleep (minus commute time) each night.

    84. Re:They SHOULD fire them by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      Usually, one person dominates and takes the credit while the others just stay in the background. A great many inventions and Nobel Laureates have been made this way.

    85. Re:They SHOULD fire them by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      -1 flamebait, that's a little harsh for such an opinion. May be it's just me, but I've always worked well in pairs and I've never worked very well if I added a third or fourth person. It's like I need the feedback and the structure of having someone else work with me, but that benefit doesn't get translated once I start adding more people.

    86. Re:They SHOULD fire them by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      companies allow to take a day off anytime you need

      Ramadan lasts a month...

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    87. Re:They SHOULD fire them by cookiepus · · Score: 1

      That's a different matter than just not being able to work in a room full of noisy people. The question is - if someone is able to communicate easily and clearly in meetings/lunches/etc., gets on well with co-workers, keeps everyone informed of their progress that needs to be, but needs some peace and quiet to get their work done, is it OK to fire them because you've decided to subject everyone to working in a giant gymnasium?

      No one would fire a person like that.

  21. No, bad - it may violate federal laws by JetScootr · · Score: 1, Informative

    I have severe Attention Deficit Disorder, and putting me in such an environment would result in me being one of those "unproductive" employees. The Americans With Disabilities Act (ADA) would prohibit doing this for 3-5% of the adult population of the US. That 3-5% is packed with a disproportionate number of engineers, scientists, etc, since ADHD tends to affect those with above average intelligence more than other groups.

    In this situation, cubicle walls can be interpreted as "adaptive technology" which companies are required by law to provide.

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    1. Re:No, bad - it may violate federal laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's stupid. Seems to me you're just in the wrong job. And ADD isn't a disorder, it's a gift. It's disgusting the way americans dope up their most intelligent kids because they're "disruptive" because they think for themselves. American society is now more repressive than the bloody soviet union was.

    2. Re:No, bad - it may violate federal laws by Schezar · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Not to sound mean, but if a disability makes someone less able to do a job, they should not get that job over someone else who is otherwise equally qualified.

      ADD, for example, makes someone less able to work in open, group environments, and thus makes one less suitable for certain jobs. A quadraplegic can't be a fighter jet pilot: it would be insane to require the Air Force to implement "adaptive technology" for that.

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    3. Re:No, bad - it may violate federal laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have ADHD too and I totally...... look string!!!!

    4. Re:No, bad - it may violate federal laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha, easy to tell a person that has had NO experience dealing with ADD children... Yes it does exist, and isn't just an excude. these kids don't think for themselves, they can't maintain any thought longer then seconds, so imagine how many 'deep' thoughts they are capable of having... not many

    5. Re:No, bad - it may violate federal laws by JetScootr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My ADD doesn't affect my ability to write software - I'm a damn good programmer. It affects my ability to filter out noisy distractions and movements in my peripheral vision.
      If an factory worker were required to work on a slippery floor, he could legitimately complain that the environment limited his productivity, not his own inherent disability.

      And as for paraplegics, If Cambridge (or is it Oxford?) didn't supply wheelchair ramps, would it make sense to fire Stephen Hawking? In fact, how about people that can't work in the rain? Should the building have a roof just to accommodate them?

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      Pavlov wouldn't be so famous if he'd used a can opener instead of a bell.
    6. Re:No, bad - it may violate federal laws by Hassman · · Score: 1

      Wow. I'm so glad you just lumped all Americans into the same group ... how ... American of you.

      I for one hate people who put their kids on medication for ADD. That diognosis is given out way to quick and often. Most kids that 'have' ADD really don't. They just need more structure and what not.

      So don't go grouping all people together because that is what you hear or what the meida presents. The biggest problem with the world today is misinformation. Don't give in. Make your own judgements by personal experience, and if you can't then stay open-minded.

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    7. Re:No, bad - it may violate federal laws by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree that ADD is misdiagnosed alot. My son was diagnosed and I have always disagreed. My wife had him put on drugs and it became WORSE! Took him off and he was better. Not cured, but better then he was on the drugs. My wife finally agreed with me. All we had to do to get him to pay attention was remove the thing he was obessing on.....close the blinds, lock the door with a lock high off the ground so he could not reach it....all of a sudden when we told him he needed to stay inside, he did.

      On the other hand, with the cube thing, not everyone can work in a cube. Also, management and HR needs to learn how to handle the nuts who can't stand smelling a little gas cuz you ate a burrito for lunch. My dad taught me to suck up and work even if I did not like the person I was working for/with. You are there to work. Not to talk or smell your neighbor. I don't mean you can't have a little fun while working, but when things bother you when you are working, you need to let it slide and do the work.

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    8. Re:No, bad - it may violate federal laws by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

      Um, maybe not a quadraplegic, but have you heard of Douglas Bader? :-)

    9. Re:No, bad - it may violate federal laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow - your logic is truly a work of art. So flawed, yet so... well just flawed.

      You, sir, are an idiot.

    10. Re:No, bad - it may violate federal laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude. It's so cool to post AC so no one knows who you are! Way to stand up for your opinions!

    11. Re:No, bad - it may violate federal laws by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      You don't believe in mental disorders!?!? Do you believe in physical disorders? What about a mixture of physical-mental disorders, eg an amputated brain like Bill Gates?

      I think some mental disorders are exaggerated, but they are real.Eg schizophrenia, split personality, etc. Personally, though, I wouldn't call distractability a disorder (unless it had specific symptoms and predictable development like some disease)

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    12. Re:No, bad - it may violate federal laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are ovbiously dylsexic.

    13. Re:No, bad - it may violate federal laws by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 0
      Factory workers are all affected equally by the slippery floor. Not the ones on wheelchairs!!!
    14. Re:No, bad - it may violate federal laws by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Furthermore, paraplegics and the like have physical, real disabilities. I have no sympathy for mental "disorders," because quite frankly, I don't believe in them. It's all in your head, literally. If you believe that your mind is subject to forces beyond your control well, that's just -sad-.
      Watch A beautiful mind , and then come back on this subject.
  22. Re:This doesn't bode well for Linux developers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows developers, on the other hand, should continue to thrive

    Thrive?

    Sorry, I wouldn't get up in the morning for what the Windows "developers" make at my work, cranking out lame GUI junk in Visual Basic, and trying to port my server code to Windows, struggling with it all the while, furrowing their brows in confusion ...

    If it doesn't have a "wizard" to help them out with their "coding", they're utterly helpless. It sure is funny to watch, though. I'm optimistic all this deadshit work can all be outsourced to India soon, and I won't have to put up with their basic programming questions and general cluelessness any more.

  23. Controversial ;-) by vigilology · · Score: 3, Funny

    Employees now work in shared areas or from home or elsewhere outside the traditional country.

  24. MOD PARENT UP! KEEP OUR WORKPLACES GNU/HIPPY FREE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know what he's talking about. I can't stand their unwashed mullets, preteen anime T-Shirts, and faggot romps in the company bathroom. I can't wait until something like this drives them out of work.

  25. i had the same problem... by iramkumar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    until i realised that all i need is a headphone and some music to ignore others...

    1. Re:i had the same problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...like those morons on the phone.

    2. Re:i had the same problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I timed myself workning with music and working in complete silence. Subjectively it felt the same, but my work (book translation) took twice as long time with music on. YMMV.

  26. Used to be one of them by agslashdot · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Same approach at the Sun Java Center in NYC. They have this web-app - you log in & register for a slot (workstation+desk+chair, in a shared office) for a given day between say 9am to 1pm, and the slot is yours if available.

    Ofcourse, you can't store your books there, or put up your feet or have a messy desk with papers & stuff, cause you have to be out by 1pm. You can't even use the workstation for development, since you have to check out by 1. So you basically work on your laptop, but use this slot to ftp your work to the server, & that's it.

    You feel quite disconnected from your team, since you never meet your colleagues unless there's a scheduled group-meeting. Everything gets done by email & phones.

    Sounds ideal but in reality, its far from that. You are spending far too much time communicating, booking these slots & doing admin work when you should really be coding.

    It didn't work out for me...but some of my former colleagues have gotten used to it. I like having a dedicated cubicle to myself, some bookshelf space, dedicated workstation, colleagues bumping into each other so we can bounce off ideas, exchange gossip at the watercooler etc I guess I'm too old-fashioned, but work to me means camaraderie, not living out of a laptop.

    1. Re:Used to be one of them by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 2, Offtopic

      I think the key here is that it does work for some, and doesn't for others. I would be less productive giving up my office for a communal space.

      Several years ago, my entire department abandoned the communal space idea (except for some few people working on a few features that benefited from it) in favor of 1 or 2 person offices. Our productivity is much better, and has been for several years.

      Something that management at the companies that are completely eliminating personal space based on short term studies need to remember is a study a couple years ago that almost ANY change in work environment will improve productivity, for a short time.

      Changes (small ones) in light level, ambient sound, wall color, and desk facing were shown to improve productivity, but within a few months it returned to prior levels.

      Fortunately, for the moment, management at my company is more reasonable (helps that we don't have an artificially interpereted productivity problem to begin with, I suppose)

      As an aside, I'm amused by the children spouting "good! fire them, more room for me!"

      I know I wouldn't want to work in an open office space, with no cover, knowing there were hundreds of disgruntled, anti-social nerds out there with nothing to do...nerds that had been fired from the job that I was doing... nosir, I wouldn't feel comfortable in that position at all... talk about Karma...

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    2. Re:Used to be one of them by mangastudent · · Score: 1
      I know I wouldn't want to work in an open office space, with no cover, knowing there were hundreds of disgruntled, anti-social nerds out there with nothing to do...nerds that had been fired from the job that I was doing...

      Note: cover is that which will stop bullets, shell splinters, etc. I.e. a good earth berm, a ditch, a really strong wall (normal brick/cinder block is not enough, at least not for 7.62 NATO). I wouldn't want to depend on modern (cheap) desks, cubicles, or interior walls or most doors for cover....

      Concealment is that which keeps you hidden ... but on the battlefield with riflemen with semi-autos (or machine guns, etc.) it has less utility ... e.g. squads of WWII US riflemen with M1 Garand rifles could often saturate an area of cover behind which they knew the enemy was (and don't forget the BAR men, of course). For a modern illustration, watch e.g. the beginning of The Days of the Condor.

      I agree ... such workspaces are to be avoided.... Worst are the ones with good salesmen. who by definition are talking in a way that's hard to avoid listening to. I like them ... if they're in their own office(s). ^_^

    3. Re:Used to be one of them by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Speaking of small changes invariably improving productivity, if temporarily -- when my sister was pulling long hours in college (long defined as: some kids in her major didn't bother renting a place to live, cuz they never went home anyway!) she discovered that merely changing her shoes gave her a brief boost. In the here and now, all the computers at her work run a wallpaper-changing program, which apparently has a similar effect.

      Me, I want my own cave, and touch my wallpaper at your peril :)

      As you say, management's primary skill is in finding short-term productivity and bottom-line boosters... all well and good if you plan to be out of business in a couple years!! ;)

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  27. Peace and Quiet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I hate working in the open. We have an open-plan office because internal walls (and indeed, dividers) are expensive. Nobody has a cubicle. The CEO has his own office.

    The noise and interruptions are hurrendous. I am working from home two days a week now because it's impossible to get things done at work.

    The general noise level from the other areas is unacceptable. I know we are also guilty of making a racket, I'm not saying we're perfect.

    But when I'm in the guts of the server side, and we have a very complicated core server component, I don't want to be interrupted every five minutes by laughter, walk-ups, casual questions from co-workers. Team player bullshit or not, I'm there to engineer a fast, reliable, robust component. When I'm interrupted a lot, my defect rate (number of tickets at 'Defect' level entered against me per release symbol) goes up. Really up. A lot of people wear headphones to block out noise, but there's evidence to suggest that if the brain's cultural centers are engaged, engineers don't make creative leaps. I think this is true.

    Plus, as you may know, creative work is usually performed in the psychological state of 'flow', which is intensely focussed concentration. It takes 20 minutes of hard concentration to get into 'flow' and then you can be snapped back out of it instantly by a question or a ringing phone.

    I would LOVE to have an office. I would even share it with two other engineers, provided I could pick them.

    Hell, I would love to have a cubicle, actually.

    The ergonomics of offices and the human aspects are well discussed in Peopleware, but if you don't think you can make change in your organisation, don't read it because you'll be left depressed at how offices are *supposed* to be run.

    1. Re:Peace and Quiet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would LOVE to have an office. I would even share it with two other engineers, provided I could pick them.

      Provided they download the same kind of pr0n as you...?

    2. Re:Peace and Quiet by kachuik · · Score: 5, Interesting

      In the Uber-Messed-up cubicle farm, sometimes action is required:

      The basic rule is lead by example & then skrew em.

      Figure out how to reduce the ringer volume on your phone. Turn it down.
      Listen for & locate the clowns who have theirs on max.
      Come in on the off hours & turn theirs down. (Asking them to do it is polite but usually useless)
      When you go away on vaction or whatever, turn your ringer off.
      When somone else goes away, do unto them. A post-it with "Ringer Off." stuck on their phone is polite.

      Figure out how to up the volume in the phone earset & turn yours up. (Reduces the tendancey to SHOUT into the phone.)
      Off hours, do unto the shouters.
      If there is someone in the farm that uses a speaker phone to check their voice mail, have a "friend" leave them a detailed pornographic voicemain from a payphone over the wekend. (VERY effective.)
      For the clown who would rather use you as a talking data retrieval servent rather than flip open a manual, start by answering their question with the instructions on how to look it up themselves. If the clown does not "get it" the answer becomes "I don't know." and then go back to work. If that fails, start returning the "favor". (Whats the format of...?) If that fails, it is now time for for a heart felt face to face (loudly: "Look it up yourself you %&#*!")((If saying it to your own manager, be ready for trouble. Personal experience.))

      Hail-Fellow-Well-Met syndrome:

      If the morning ariaval of a co-worker is met with a rousing corus of "Hi" and "Good Morning", along with inquiries into last nights activities including but not limmetted to: sleep patterns, food consumption, road conditions and recreational activities, then be the last one in. Or spend the usual arrival period doing some non-local activity. (Collecting/stealing office supplies, user group visits, anything that gets you out of there. )

      In a standard poorly designed cube farm, all hall chats will be beside someones cube. There is no way aroud this one. (Good time to clean you desk, and other assorted administrivia.) Or just join in the conversation and say things that are so stupid, everyone leaves.

      The foul stench of someones lunch wafting through the air and peeling the paint requires a loud statement of fact. "Wow, that really stinks. I think I am going to be sick. I have to go home." Then leave.

      When it gets to the point that nothing is getting done by anyone, anywhere, state the facts in writting. To the boss. Eventually their boss will figure out somthing is wrong & a paper trail comes in handy.
      These things come and go. When they come, it's a good time to take advantage of "Developmental assignments". On the last one, I took a position on the 24 hour support dest. Yep it was that bad.

      Meeting Mania & how to be a wee bit less unproductive:

      When someone attempts to schedule a meeting within 30 minutes of the regular quitting time, have a long standing personal issue that requires you to leave early that day & on that day leave early, no matter what.

      The only valid answer to the question of "When is a good time this morning to have a get together?" is: "Now." Then start the meeting.

      When handed printed material at a meeting, as soon as you leave, throw it out and e-mail a request to have a replacement e-mailed back. If you get something, you are now free to read it. If valuable, save it on disk, else delete. Next step, if required, is to actaully do what the meeting was about and/or reply in e-mail. Now the meeting Bozzo has a copy they will be able to find in 2 weeks.
      When you call a meeting that has an agenda, send out the agenda when you call the meeting. (Give the attendies the chance to come prepared, but don't expect a miracle. You will be the only one prepared.)
      After showing up at the correct place, when the clock strikes meeting time, start the meeting, even if you did not call it. There is nothing more productive than a room full of people wait

    3. Re:Peace and Quiet by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      I'm in exactly the same situation as you where I work. Sales, mercifully, have a separate office. There's a team working on a separate project in another. Directors, of course have their own offices. Everyone else - programmers, support, systems, designers, etc are all in one, huge office.

      It's a complete nightmare, noise-wise. A lot of us wear headphones too, and listen to music to block out some of the noise, but it's no solution - you're just swapping one noise for another. If I need peace and quiet, tough - I can't have it. There's nowhere I can go, even if I wanted to move my PC and 21" monitor.

      I agree with you about Peopleware. I've not read it, but I've read up on good office design in a number of similar books, and it is depressing. Our office is about as far removed as you can get and still call it an office, and there isn't a damn thing I can do to get it changed. We're moving in June next year, but I have very little hope of it getting any better.

    4. Re:Peace and Quiet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can certainly agree with many of the points here. Where I'm working there's six of us working in a research lab, along with filing cabinets and a laser printer in a single room. For our supervisor having a larger lab with the most people is a status symbol, and it's impressive for visitors to see a room bustling with people.

      Unfortunately, as the walls are made from concrete bricks every single little sound gets amplified across the room. Simple work related tasks such as someone printing out a document and racking the bundles of paper against the desk, or shuffling through a filing cabinet form a continuous distraction. The worse situation I've encountered is when you have someone who is completely emotional with their keyboard, and will bang away furiously if the program keeps crashing, or if they're being asked to do something they don't really want to do. For myself and others, this jams the ability to concentrate. I've actually seen this situation escalate into a form of "keyboard wars" where adjacent people start banging on their keyboards just as loudly, with the side-effect of jamming the original persons thought processes, and get their work done. In one case, somebody was just typing gibberish just to regain control of their audio environment.

      Putting headphones on is one solution, but then it looks like you're being a complete slacker, spending all day listening to music rather than working. We do have chill-out rooms, which is simply a broom-cupboard with a desk for anyone wanting peace and quiet. Unfortunately, we can't take our development machines along with us, so it's of limited use.

      For myself, the only solution is to burn my work onto a CD-ROM, work at home, and take the updates to work the next day.

      Individual offices can also have their disadvantages. I used to work in one which happened to be at the very end of an air-conditioning duct. This had the side-effect that even with the air-conditioning at full-blast, no fresh-air was being blown into my office. Other people I knew had individual offices on the South side of the building. For eight hours of the day, it was like living in the Sahara desert. On the North side of the building, people next to the air-conditioning fan, kept complaining about the continuous icy cold blasts of air.

    5. Re:Peace and Quiet by Jason+Pollock · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the place that I used to work in.

      It was always noisy, and I was a culprit yelling out questions. :)

      The best we could come up with to stop interruptions was to purchase "road cones of silence". If someone had the cone on their monitor, they weren't to be interrupted. That killed the direct interruptions.

      Jason Pollock

    6. Re:Peace and Quiet by chooks · · Score: 1

      Where's the time to read/post to /.?

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  28. virtual office by simonaustin · · Score: 3, Informative
    I work for a company that has no offices at all. It's fairly small, but everyone works from home. We have people working in Sweden, New York, Toronto, and Vienna. We cooresepond and share ideas via secure chat, email and telephone conversations. It is working really well.

    I have a dedicated office, but I live in a small city close to Toronto where the real estate costs are much lower, so I end up renting a 3 bedroom townhouse for the price of a 2 bedroom apartment in Toronto. It works out great for me.

    1. Re:virtual office by orthogonal · · Score: 1

      I work for a company that has no offices at all. It's fairly small, but everyone works from home.

      Yeah, but let's be clear. wWrking form home, and working in the "nomadic" office with no assigned desks, are the antithesis of each other.

      At home, you're always in your own territory, you can customize it as works best for you, and there's no wondering, each morning, where you'll sit that day.

      So I can understand why you'd be more productive there.

      But the "cube-less office" means having to find and re-establish territory everyday. That takes time, it takes effort, and it's psychologically draining: humans are territorial, and there will inevitably be tensions involved in competing for one's space every morning.

      And all that effort just to start the day is effort that otherwise could have gone into doing work.

  29. This is "freeing workers" ... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... the way using nothing but Microsoft software "promotes choice."

    I'm incredibly lucky to work at a company where I -- not as a manager, but as a regular ol' code monkey -- have my own office. Cubicles suck. Open space environments suck even worse. I know; I've done both in the past, and never will again if I can help it. The "old paradigm" of the office became the standard for corporate work because, guess what, it works. Just about every change since then has served to increase worker stress and decrease productivity.

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    1. Re:This is "freeing workers" ... by cookiepus · · Score: 1

      Okay so you have an office as a code monkey. Is the project you're working on solely yours?

      Because if it's not, then your office is nice for you but shitty for your company. If I am on your team and I need to ask you something or discuss something, what hampers communication more than having to get up and knock on your door to seek an audience with you? Chances are it's going to discourage me from asking and hamper communications.

      I work in a company where everyone just has a desk and it's great. I can yell a question over to my manager or walk over to the desk of anyone on other teams and discuss how my changes may affect them or discuss ways of implementing something so that it works best for all of us. I can also stop by the desk of anyone in HR and anyone in management, including the CEO (this is a huge firm, too.) Not that I have much to discuss with the CEO but it's great being in a culture where if I really had a question only he could answer I can stop by and ask easily.

      Offices work well if you're working on a complete piece of work. For example a newspaper article or something. When you develop software in a place with a thousand and a half programmers, you better be able to communicate with them because chances are everything you do interacts with something they do and know about.

      The fact that our managers also have only a desk and are as accessible as any of us more than makes up for inability to whack off to porn behind an office door.

    2. Re:This is "freeing workers" ... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There are five people on my project, including my boss (who doesn't really run the project on a day-to-day basis, since he's also the president of the company -- we're a small business, about 30 employees total.) My boss, I, and the other senior programmer on the project each have our own office. The two junior programmers share a very spacious office which is right next to mine. The other senior guy is down a short hall. My boss is down one flight of stairs.

      We all communicate just fine. The doors to all the offices are almost always open, unless things are noisy outside (e.g., my office is right next to the engineering area.) It takes less than a minute to walk from any office to any other office. If someone has a question, he gets up, walks over, and asks the question. Any of us is usually happy to answer anyone else's question. If we need to meet as a group, we IM each other to that effect, walk down to hall to the conference room, sit down, talk about whatever we need to talk about, and then get back to work.

      And when we're working, we can sit there in our space, with our stuff, at our machines, and we get our work done. It's a beautiful thing. You may feel it's "shitty for [my] company," but apparently my company -- having experimented with cubicles and open-plan workspaces in the past, BTW -- disagrees. Thank God.

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      The correlation between ignorance of statistics and using "correlation is not causation" as an argument is close to 1.
  30. you can deduct home office expenses from taxes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if you have a hefty mortgage or rent, you can deduct home office expenses from taxes. you can pay for your nice home office and then some with what you save on taxes.

  31. Cubicles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being from a country where cubicles never really caught on, I've always worked in an "open office". There are pros (being able to talk to colleagues easily) and cons (unless you happen to have your back against a wall, you'll not do much private stuff, like reading Slashdot ;-)). For my part, I wouldn't mind trying some cubicling, it would be nice to at least have a semi-private space.

  32. Companies Move Away From Cubicle Culture... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and towards a culture of pods where your body heat and waste products contribute to the bottom line. And the proper balance between work and homelife is maintained by never letting you go home.

  33. The problem with telecommuting... by ptomblin · · Score: 1

    ...is that once they realize that people can work from home in the same city, they'll start realizing that people can work from home in some underpaid third world hell hell and they'll save even more money.

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  34. If you don't work in the office .... by Alien54 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Employees now work in shared areas or from home or elsewhere outside the traditional cubicle.

    Anything that does not have to be done onsite in the office can be outsourced to India and China and elsewhere.

    so eventually it all could go over there, leaving a twisted dried up hulk of an economy behind in the USA. When you take 500,000 high paying jobs and ship them overseas, you may have saved the companies big bucks. but you have also reduced the market for your high price goods by that much.

    Do this enough times, and you get a situation like you saw in manufacturing in Detroit. When was the last time you heard stories of the incredible economic opportunities in Detroit (even if things have improved somewhat after 30 - 40 years).

    Manufacturing says they are doing this to increase efficiency and reduce costs. Efficient systems are not always robust, because you tend to eliminate redundancies. Redundancies give you your backup capabilities. Efficient systems tend to be more vulnerable.

    And so it is with businesses.

    But in the meantime, instead of building and maintaining their prize market, they drain it like parasites...

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    1. Re:If you don't work in the office .... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      so eventually it all could go over there, leaving a twisted dried up hulk of an economy behind in the USA. When you take 500,000 high paying jobs and ship them overseas, you may have saved the companies big bucks. but you have also reduced the market for your high price goods by that much.
      You don't expect the croporate overlords to be that forward-thinking, don't you???

      Nerver underestimate the stupidity implied by those MBA diplomas!!!

    2. Re:If you don't work in the office .... by Alien54 · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      You don't expect the croporate overlords to be that forward-thinking, don't you???

      Exactly. I don't. In fact, I expect them to use this as a reason to work faster to get their "piece of the action"

      --
      "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
    3. Re:If you don't work in the office .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      When you take 500,000 high paying jobs and ship them overseas, you may have saved the companies big bucks. but you have also reduced the market for your high price goods by that much.

      I need to be repeat that once more:

      When you take 500,000 high paying jobs and ship them overseas, you may have saved the companies big bucks. but you have also reduced the market for your high price goods by that much.

      Henry Ford understood this; unfortunately today's CEOs head MULTINATIONAL corporations with no care in the world for the American markets they're destroying. They have mansions in multiple countries.

  35. Some move to offices instead by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    If you have to deal with HIPPA regulations, you may just find your cubicle replaced with a locked office one day soon..

    Or walls will suddenly appear around your group, isolating you off from the rest of your co-workers...

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  36. Everyone will ignore what is really happening by MyNameIsFred · · Score: 4, Insightful
    There will be many comments about people being treated like cattle. This is a real danger. But for many people, this is what they want/need. At my company, we had people that were constantly out of the office -- salesman, techs, etc. Rather than spend money on an office for each one. The company set up a few "hotel" offices that they used when they were in the office. Significant savings for the company, for people who rarely were in offices. Or for the many people on slashdot who want to telecommute, do you really think the company should pay for office space for you also? An office that you see once every couple of weeks for status meetings.

    On the other hand, having hotel offices for the person who comes in everyday, works 9-ot-5, ... is dumb. And I doubt many companies would do that.

    1. Re:Everyone will ignore what is really happening by phillymjs · · Score: 4, Informative

      On the other hand, having hotel offices for the person who comes in everyday, works 9-ot-5, ... is dumb. And I doubt many companies would do that.

      Renowned advertising firm TBWA Chiat/Day tried it back in 1994. According to a Wired article about it, things didn't go so well.

      ~Philly

    2. Re:Everyone will ignore what is really happening by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      This makes a lot of sense for consulting/sales people who are rarely in the office, but none at all for people who are there every day. When you come in every other week, its not a big deal to lug around a few things or to spend 10 minutes getting your stuff set up for the day, but if you have to do this every day, it hampers productivity, not to mention morale. Bottom line, managers need to make the best decision for their particular office, and not just follow the latest PHB trends.

  37. Perhaps *you* should be fired by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

    For turning your radio on full blast and yapping away on the phone while they are trying to do actual work instead.

    1. Re:Perhaps *you* should be fired by cfl · · Score: 1

      I have this exact problem where I work as an IP network engineer.

      I share and open office with our RF techs, as we both need to be close to our cable head end.
      One of the RF techs continually turns the radio full blast, then wanders off and leaves it that way (and I can't stand the station choice - MMM, Melbourne Australia)
      Occaisonaly I ask him to turn it down - but it is back at full volume next time. Apart from this - the open office works OK, as the noisy RF tech is out of the office most of the day. The rest of the people in the office only hassle me when they really need to and the other IT engineers are located in different cities. Which means a lot of projects are completed via e-mail/phone and remote access. A noisy radio is the only thing that repeatedly breaks concentration on these projects.

  38. My 20+ person company is doing this right now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just yesterday, I spent the afternoon at my office, packing up the contents of my desk and taking all my stuff off my walls. Over the next few weeks my company is renovating our suite and expanding into the next one down the hall. Private offices for non-executives will pretty much be abolished in favor of large common areas. This seems the smart way to go, because the way the office is configured currently we have a ton of open space in the suite but none that is usable as a place to put a new employee with a desk.

    In the new configuration, the system integrators' space will be open, with individuals' desks lining the walls and a long bench in the middle (complete with copious power and LAN connections) providing a work surface for when we have to prep client machines.

    The database developers will also get a large room, with self-contained rolling workstations that can be pushed together when multiple people are working together on the same project.

  39. just started college... by u-238 · · Score: 0

    and my GOAL IN LIFE is to work from home. this is great news, i hope it continues over the next few years..

  40. Too Bad. by DAldredge · · Score: 1

    Too bad that most of those working from 'home' will be working in shops in India where they can live on 75% less.

  41. McNeally's Office by Perl-Pusher · · Score: 1
    By eliminating the need for offices for thousands of employees they are reducing their building needs by thousands of square feet.

    Sun should start with the real big offices. McNeally's ought to free up quite a bit of wasted space. Maybe he should interract with his employees more. That way he can figure out how not to be such a f#!k head. And not lay workers off by the hundreds just to boost the stock for a day or two, just because he can't figure out how to run a company profitably with long term growth.

    1. Re:McNeally's Office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To save even more space, they should throw out McNealy himself. That man and his arrogance will be the death of the company if they let him stay for a few more years.

  42. Complete and total ignorance by SuperBanana · · Score: 1
    Not to sound mean, but if a disability makes someone less able to do a job, they should not get that job over someone else who is otherwise equally qualified.

    Ok, so if you're deaf- that makes you less able to do most jobs. So deaf people shouldn't be able to work? How about the blind? What about someone who can't walk, or needs a cane? Fire them, doom them to a life of living of the government, or homelessness if they're too proud to do so?

    A quadraplegic can't be a fighter jet pilot: it would be insane to require the Air Force to implement "adaptive technology"

    Nice extreme example there. The difference is the parent post(of your post) suggests that companies are making it more difficult for people with ADD to work; it's not like it was reasonably possible for a quadriplegic(note correct spelling) to fly a jet and the air force suddenly changed things so they couldn't.

    Companies are not making any accommodations for people with disabilities- disabilities which are rather easy to make accommodations for- just give them some quiet space, or group them in smaller numbers together with other typically quiet employees(ie, no sales/marketing types)...

    It's really sad that the parent post which pointed out problems for ADD people got modded -down- first. I hope it doesn't get modded down any further. Everyone likes to crack jokes about people with ADD, don't they?

    1. Re:Complete and total ignorance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen Bro. ADD's just an excuse for loading the rest of the productive population with expenses
      and work for THEIR short-comings.

      The same goes for schizophrenia, bipolars and ANYTHING that can't be physically seen with a red splotch on the skin or ok maybe hair that falls out. ANYTHING less and it IS imaginary and czan be cured by clenching teeth and willing hard.

      Just lock 'em all those with imaginary illnesses up in cells like what was done in previous centuries.

      My 2 cents..

    2. Re:Complete and total ignorance by JetScootr · · Score: 1

      Educate yourself: ADD is real enough to show up in MRI scans.
      http://www.newswise.com/articles/view/3670 8/

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      Pavlov wouldn't be so famous if he'd used a can opener instead of a bell.
    3. Re:Complete and total ignorance by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      "Ok, so if you're deaf- that makes you less able to do most jobs. So deaf people shouldn't be able to work? How about the blind? What about someone who can't walk, or needs a cane? Fire them, doom them to a life of living of the government, or homelessness if they're too proud to do so?"

      I think the point that the grandparent was trying to make (albeit in a trollish fashion) is NOT that people with disabilities shouldn't be able to work, but rather they should not be given a job where someone without that disability would be more qualified. The logic being that there are always jobs that need to be done, and someone with a disability should find a job where their disability does not hinder them.

      Now, I don't necessarily agree with all of this, but my belief is nobody said that life was fair. You play the hand you're dealt. We should help people with disabilities with some things, but lets face it, if they're not qualified for a job because of the disability, they're not qualified, period.

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    4. Re:Complete and total ignorance by Urkki · · Score: 1

      In the case of this example, I guess it depends on the job description. If job description is to write good software, then ADD shouldn't be a problem. If job description is to write software in a distractive, noisy environment, then it certainly is...

  43. Think of Dilbert! by psifishdot · · Score: 1

    This could be devastating for the Dilbert cartoons. If no one works in a cubicle, how will we relate to Dilbert's cubicle trials? We'll all just sit there and go "Huh, I don't get it"!

    Priorities, people, priorities!

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    Long live Schrodinger's cat...
  44. If it's such a good idea, I expect that management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the IT quote of the year:

    If it's such a good idea, I expect that management will be joining us.

    I think our management is just slow to do what they did to the workforce - lay off 35% and move the jobs to India. Oh I forgot, they can't disturb their stock options and can't be bothered to worry about the company since they collectively own 0.003 of the outstanding stock.

  45. Sucks for developers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Early in my programming career, over a decade ago, I worked for a small company that was based in a former medical clinic. They were too cheap to pay to renovate the building, so we had to make do with a warren of smallish rooms. One of the larger was known as the Bullpen; it was a 15'x20' conference room. There were eight or 10 of us crammed in there on tables. We had one phone. I was only able to get work done because I brought my DiscMan with me everyday. I don't know how anybody else ever got any work done, it was way too noisy.

    Anyway, this sort of arrangement might work for sales guys who only actually come to the office once a week, or marketing and management types that spend all day in meetings anyway, but for programmers it just doesn't work.

  46. What will you do in 12 months? by DAldredge · · Score: 1

    What will you do in 12 months when a NEW, IMPROVED dev methodologies are developed?

    After all, you must keep current!

    <sigh>

    1. Re:What will you do in 12 months? by bons · · Score: 1

      As far as "new" is concerned, XP isn't new. It's a collection of practices that have been around for ages. Like the language SmallTalk, it's just things that have often been overlooked.

      As far as "improved" is concerned, we've been doing this for over 3 years now and constantly improving on what we do. What we do today isn't what we did 3 years ago and all things, including this floorplan, change. The difference is that our organization, all the way down to this floorplan is built to facilitate change.

    2. Re:What will you do in 12 months? by slyborg · · Score: 1

      Yes, I would have to agree, XP is hardly new, when I started working at Motorola in 1986, we paired engineers on the same project in double cubes. What's new with Extreme Programming is that it has an Xtreme!!!! moniker!!!! Sells some of books, maybe keeps some consultants employed, s'all good.

      XP is less methodology than religion. Any time you can use a set of rituals or terminology to bind a group together, you can get results. It would be the same results in paired offices, in a big dark room with rows of desks, in Microsoft individual offices, whatever.

  47. I predict by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 3, Funny
    Sales of surgical latex gloves will soar, as you want to avoid getting sick by touching other peoples keyboards.

    You are aware that keyboards, mice and especially telephone handsets have a far higher bacterial count than e.g. toilets?

    1. Re:I predict by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either that, or front-panel USB connectors will become more prominent, and you will be expected to cart your own input devices around. At a sufficiently cheap workplace, they may even force you to buy your own rather than providing them.

    2. Re:I predict by toddestan · · Score: 1

      A most excellent reason to convert a computer to Dvorak. Your coworkers may hate you, but you'll have a computer that noone else is going to touch.

    3. Re:I predict by pmz · · Score: 1

      You are aware that keyboards, mice and especially telephone handsets have a far higher bacterial count than e.g. toilets?

      What a great argument for making buildings, where every computer station happens to be a bathroom stall! Put in a small sink and a vending machine, and no one has to leave their work all day!

  48. Penny wise and pound foolish by HeavenlyWhistler · · Score: 1
    First, instead of offices, they put everybody in a big room with partitions. Now it would be everybody in a big room without partitions??

    Or worse, you don't even have your own desk, and become a wandering nomad. And where exactly am I going to store my reference books, and that huge stack of ICDs and other documents? (Dead trees are here to stay, baby... deal with it). I suppose they could give me a company-issued shopping cart to wheel around. I could store it in my empty parking space when I leave for home.

    Morale = productivity.

    Morale also = less turnover (I might stay in my job due to seniority and comfort in my niche).

    I am an Engineer. A professional does professional work. I can "work" under adverse conditions but at maybe half productivity. I'll bet my salary is more expensive than your cost savings.

    And yes, I have spent lots of time in the machine room from the old mainframe days, but the pace and expectations were slower then; we were not on "Internet time".

    If your Vice President says "work anywhere", say "Fine! I'll work in your office today! I'll be over here in the corner, you won't even notice me."

  49. It can work quite well for a lot of developers by digitalboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm one of those roaming Sun employees now and it actually seems to work quite well. In addition to the JavaCards that lets employees log into a SunRay and work from any Sun building, most of us have laptops that can be plugged into the network - Most Sun locations offer wireless too - when we need to sync code or check corporate email and such, while still allowing us to work on them without having to physically be in a Sun building. I've tried working from home as well as in a public library with free Net access for laptops, both with much success.

    My team still meets weekly for lunch discussions but the rest of the time we use IM and email - with the occasional cellphone call - to communicate quite effectively. Today's generation of young University kids grew up on IM so they will have little difficulty adapting to using it over face-to-face contact with co-workers.

    1. Re:It can work quite well for a lot of developers by sohp · · Score: 1

      Did they actually fix the SunRay and network thing that caused them to be virtually unusable at JavaOne 2000? I had my JavaCard but plugging in was pretty much as useful as putting a quarter in a slot machine. What a nightmare.

    2. Re:It can work quite well for a lot of developers by LauraW · · Score: 1
      > I'm one of those roaming Sun employees now and it actually seems to work quite well

      How on earth do you get anything done? I'm very picky about my development environment. Everything has to be just so. The chair and desk have to be adjusted right, or my wrists and back hurt. The monitors (two big 20" LCDs :-) have to be in the right place. The preferences in Eclipse have to be set up to use all that screen real estate so I can see everything all at once. And so on. I wouldn't want to have to recreate all of that every morning. And I certainly wouldn't want to develop on a laptop. It's tolerable, barely, for short periods of time like airplane flights. But if I try to do it for very long it feels like programming underwater. The screen is just too small.

      For the last 10 years or so I've had my own office or cube at various companies. Tomorrow I'm going in to work my first day in a new building where I'm going to share an office with two other people. They're nice folks, but I'm dreading it. I'm sure I won't get enough done because of the distractions.

    3. Re:It can work quite well for a lot of developers by MSBob · · Score: 1

      Just one question. About your laptops. Did they give you guys those 50lb, led filled bricks to lug around also known as Tadpoles?

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    4. Re:It can work quite well for a lot of developers by digitalboy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they work fine now.

    5. Re:It can work quite well for a lot of developers by digitalboy · · Score: 1

      Actually, most of us use Apple Powerbooks :-)
      They're fantastic for Java development.

    6. Re:It can work quite well for a lot of developers by digitalboy · · Score: 1

      I guess I'm less picky. As long as I have my favourite tools available, I can work. All the chairs in Sun buildings are adjustable & quite comfortable. My Powerbook's 15 inch widescreen is big enough for my use, although the 20 inchers attached to the Sunrays do offer more screen real estate.

      Anyway, the neat thing about the Java cards is that you don't have to recreate everything each morning because when you pull the card out of the Sunray, your session is frozen & when you stick it into another Sunray later the session is restored with all the running apps & files open exactly the way they were when you froze the session.

      Good luck with your new job :-)

  50. Cubicles go south by uncle+and · · Score: 1

    Can't wait for user friendly and dilbert to tear this to screads.

    1. Re:Cubicles go south by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you mean threads or screeds?

      Me, I don't need no cubicle, I'm jus' fat'n'happy in my Skinner Box.

  51. Programmers seem to like this sort of thing... by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...at least in my experience they do.

    At some point, a poll was circulated around my company, asking people what the ideal office size was. It was basically only programmers that answered 3 or 4. Everyone else wanted to share with as few people as possible. Artists, designers, whoever.

    I work with 3 other people in my office now, and I really like it. I'm REALLY lazy most of the time, so not having to get up to ask someone a question, and just yelling it out to my office suits me just fine. As well, my two immediate team leads are right near me, so if I have a question about a design decision that I'm making, I can clear it with them if it's sketchy. Why would you want to be in an office by yourself? I've had the office to myself before, and it's usually just kinda lonely.

    1. Re:Programmers seem to like this sort of thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You want an office for yourself so you can fart with a clear conscience.

    2. Re:Programmers seem to like this sort of thing... by Pentagram · · Score: 1

      I think sharing an office works much better if people are working on the same project. I'm currently in a large shared office where no one is doing anything relevant to me, and I hate it. I have to constantly endure long conversations that are nothing to do with me. Although even those are better than the long personal phonecalls.

  52. Nothing beats personal space. by $criptah · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I have had an office, an "open space" desk and a cubicle. I love the office and the cubicle, but I truly hated my desk that was stuck in the middle of the floor. See, programming requires a lot of thinking, especially at the early stage of the development. Whenever I was writing something on a piece of paper or tried to concentrate on thinking, at least one person would stop by and ask something. Then there were certain managers who loved to get a progress report update everytime they went past my desk to get some coffee. Then there was a tech support dude (Level 1) talking on the phone for hours and hours a day.

    Most of these people were doing their jobs and I had nothing against them; however, with time the unwanted interraction became a royal pain in the rear. I could cope with the tech support representative because he was was aware of his impact on the "free space" people. Unfortunately that was not true for a couple of women from the sales department...

    On my opinion, the best way to improve efficiency is to have a relatively big office with several people whose job is related. I remember sharing an office with a dude from India. We got along pretty well and concentrated on our tasks while helping each other.

    1. Re: Nothing beats personal space. by IAmRenegadeX · · Score: 1

      Lemme guess, you trained him on your project (job), and then you were let go? Here, let me show you my crystal ball...

  53. Problerms for ADD/ADHD people... by TheRealStyro · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think this move could be very good companies and communications, but for people with ADD/ADHD this is all very bad. An open environment leads to extremes in distractions. People moving about, people talking, speakers blaring (headphones only rule needed), top-level and upper management weenies watching production - all this would drive a person with ADD/ADHD to insanity (and/or unemployment).

    As a person that deals with the rollercoaster ride of ADD/ADHD, I would like to see a 'compromise' solution. Keep the top-level management (Pres, VPs, CEO, etc) in offices (just shrink the offices), move the upper-level into cubes, eliminate middle-management, and push groups into group-centric open environments. Groups could move cube partition walls as needed. Leave some 'isolation tank' cubicles (high walls with extra sound dampening) available for people with ADD/ADHD.

    As for the wireless 'shared' space - great idea, but where do you put your paper? Forms, documentation, books, etc. all the usual paper that you may need for work needs to be stored somewhere. I suppose you could dream of a paperless office, but I doubt most offices could pull that off effectively. Maybe I'm just 'old school', but my CYA work requires print-outs (since I cannot email these items to a home address). Still, great to see corporations working with wireless.

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    1. Re:Problerms for ADD/ADHD people... by JetScootr · · Score: 1

      Thank you for a reasoned response about ADHD. This is not a troll. Some /.ers obviously have little or no direct experience with ADHD. I want to tell you what it's like to have UNmedicated ADHD, and what proper medication does for it. I'm not attempting to excuse misdiagnosis, or people who just want bouncy kids to shut up and be quiet. That's a different problem from the ADHD itself.
      Without meds:
      I can't think on my feet, such as in a design discussion with other developers. I know my part of the project, and if what's being said doesn't mesh, I can't put it into words fast enough to be a part of the conversation. This kind of thing leads to a continual low level of frustration.
      When working by myself, I have to alternate between the computer, the whiteboard (I have a large one), my desk (I use a large deskpad for laying out flow diagrams, code concepts, notes on related things to look into, etc). I pace. I do other "nervous" activities without realizing I do it. I'm always irritable. Two or three times each morning and afternoon, I must take about a ten minute walk to clear my head. (Less than my co-workers spend smoking, which is considered acceptable). Overall, I'm still a very good programmer, just very frustrated while doing it. I go home totally exhausted.
      With the meds:
      It's like I'm waking up, without actually changing anything. I'm more aware of my surroundings with less effort. Things bother me much less. The closest I can compare it to, is if you got 3 hours sleep last night, then your morning coffee actually restored the sleep you missed. I feel like I feel after a good workout at the gym. When I take the meds, I can actually stay on an exercise schedule, as well. I work for one-two hours at a time on each part of my projects. I stop when I want to, not when my agitation forces me to. In meetings, I am calm, articulate, and can substantially contribute to make meetings productive. I don't pace. I don't have to switch between task methods.
      I am able to focus on /. articles like this enough to make coherent statements. Overall, I'm at peace, without feeling like someone's constantly jostling my elbow.

      I just finished working with my company's facilities people to arrange my cubicle so that the furniture arrangement blocks my view of the nearby walkway. This has further increased my productivity. A normal cubical environment like this, carefully arranged, is all I need to block distractions.
      The mention of ADHD brought out a lot of comments about kids. This article is about a change in the workplace that affects adults with ADHD, not kids. Some of the postings other than Styro's I have read here sound like echoes of media hype concerning misdiagnosed kids who then get overdosed on inappropriate meds. I'm not saying that doesn't happen. That has nothing to do with ADHD, though, and has a lot to do with improperly trained and/or unethical doctors.
      As for one poster's comment "I don't believe in mental disorders", that is an astoundingly unthought-out concept. That concept presumes that, of all the things that can go wrong with the human body, the brain never breaks. Kidney failure? OK. Diabetes, blood sugar problems? Yeah, ok, your blood can be slightly dysfunctional. Severe eye problems that cause "legal" blindness without actually blinding a person? Yup, I can accept that. The brain? No, it always comes out just perfect. Anyone whose brain doesn't work exactly right is to blame - they did something stupid, or they're deluded into thinking their brain isn't perfect. Some mental disorders, including ADHD, show up on MRI scans, by the way...
      To those who think it's all made up to sell drugs, I say: Educate yourself: webmd.com

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    2. Re:Problerms for ADD/ADHD people... by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 0
      "Leave some 'isolation tank' cubicles (high walls with extra sound dampening) available for people with ADD/ADHD."

      So how do you determine who has ADD/ADHD and who simply wants a nice cubical? I don't have ADD/ADHD, and while I love to socialize, I would LOVE to have my own cubical just because I could set it up the way I like, and I could have some degree of privacy. And for some reason I feel like I'm not the only one who is like that.

      Nice concept, unfortunately it wouldn't work.

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    3. Re:Problerms for ADD/ADHD people... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      And then there's the whole issue of the Americans with Disabilities Act.

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    4. Re:Problerms for ADD/ADHD people... by ces · · Score: 1

      I have mild ADHD and while I don't have the problems you do with being unmedicated I sitll don't deal with certain types of distraction well even when on meds.

      I can work in almost any environment for a week or so as long as I'm getting enough sleep but long-term I need to keep very aware of distractions and other things that keep me from getting work done.

      At my last fulltime job my productivity was pretty much inversely proportional to the amount of distractions present in the workplace.

      When I started in our old building I was in a cube in a cube where I didn't have line of sight to the aisleway and the most of the other people within earshot were all in my group. When we moved to a new building the problem was more one of isolation than too many distractions due to being fairly spread out and not being able to have impromptu "prarie dog" meetings. As we hired more people and people from an unrelated group were seated next to me it became steadily more difficult to get anything accomplished. The worst factors for me were being relatively far away from the "center" of our team, having tech support occupy the cubes nearby, and having someone who liked to talk loudly on speakerphone such that it was audible 50 feet away. As bad as this was things got even worse when I was moved even further from my group and closer to tech support with my cube opening onto a high-traffic walkway. I basicly wasn't able to get anything requiring concentration and focus done between the hours of 9 and 5 and was so burnt by the end of the day that I rarely got anything done by staying late.

      In the future I plan to be much more insistant about being located as far as possible from people who talk on the phone all day and not having visual distractions such as aisleways within direct line of sight from my desk. Strangely enough while I can't stand being located next to interior walkways, windows even ones that look out onto busy streets don't provide the same level of distraction.

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  54. Re:Those who don't learn the lessons of the past.. by frdmfghtr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can't say I'm surprised at its failure.

    Humans may be by and large social creatures, but we are also territorial. We need space to call our own, for all the reasons cited in the Chiat/Day failure--space to store paper files, meet with clients, place to think in quiet.

    If I want to confer with my co-workers, I can generally find them, because they have an office. When I'm done conferring and want to think and/or work uninterrupted, I go back to my office. It's a sign to those you work with--I am here to work and am available for consulting, but I'm not open to constant, distracting chatter.

    Working in the common area of the engineering building while in college was great for group work and socializing between classes (gotta take a break once in a while), but if you wanted to work uninterrupted, better break out the headphones. I doubt Chiat would have approved of headphones, being a "personal" item.

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  55. You really have that many cubicles?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work as a programmer here in the UK and have never had to work in a cubicle. I have seen the whole cubicle thing on television and in the movies but didn't realise it was quite so widespread.

    The office I do a lot of work from is completely open plan (150 people per area, 4 areas per floor). Working with 150 people around is perfectly OK. We have satellite television installed so when the Cricket / Football / Rugby / Tennis is playing we can all watch it as we work. If you want to listen to music you tend to wear headphones though. We also have a pool table for those moments when you need to take your mind off things.

    I guess it is whatever you're used to.

  56. Hmm by Hard_Code · · Score: 0

    Yes, I believe there is a special pink form that has to be completed to get one of these "wall-less" cubicles...

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  57. Animal Farm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All animals are created equal but some are more equal than others.

    There will always be excuses why upper management work needs more perks than people who actually do the work.

    Fortunately small companies tend not to have this culture. If they implement that plan, they'd likely place their space right in the middle of the action so they can get a sense of what's going on without having to ask for a zillion "status reports' which filter out everything that means anything.

    1. Re:Animal Farm by Kevitt · · Score: 1

      Translation: Management would place their space in the middle of the 'action' so that they can keep tabs and micro-manage you to friggin' death.

    2. Re:Animal Farm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You misunderstand how successful small companies work. In small companies you have a lot more autonomy since managers have bigger things to worry about. A manager's job focuses on being a co-ordinator and their goal is to make sure that problems don't fester. They *can't* micromanage you otherwise they won't have time for the more important things and the company will go bust. If you can't deal with autonomy, then you're out of there because small companies can't afford to have the deadwood "Wally from Dilbert" that you find in large corporations.

      They want to be in the center of the action because they just don't have the time to talk to everyone, but they need to know what's going on.

    3. Re:Animal Farm by Kevitt · · Score: 1

      I hear ya, really I do. I understand the desire to know what's going on. But, see, that's the thing... I do my job and do it well when I'm not constantly scrutinized, asked redundant questions, interrupted by aruguments 10 feet away, or asked my status every half hour. I work and am as efficient as possible. Really, if there is something that my bosses need to know then I'll tell them. Otherwise they really should not worry so much. Is a daily (or even semi-daily) status not sufficient? As a manager, do you *really* need to know minute-by-minute what I'm doing? Have a little faith, for cryin' out loud :) Ah, well, in the end we all must adapt, I suppose.

    4. Re:Animal Farm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, a manager should scrutinize the lowest-performing members of the team. If someone's not getting work done, they need to know why.

      If someone's performing well-- yeah, leave 'em the hell alone.

      This is why all managers should continue to maintain some amount of technical workload. That way, they've go their own deadlines (and let's face it: far more interesting work) to worry about, and will only interrupt it for actual problems that arise. Idle hands, and all that.

  58. Sun by allenw · · Score: 2, Informative
    "About 13000 of Sun Microsystems' 35000 employees working in Santa Clara (CA) currently lack offices."

    There are around 13000 employees worldwide that lack a permanent office. The Santa Clara campus doesn't hold that many people. :) [That line of the article was poorly written, IMHO.]

    One of the other problems of the article is that it fails to mention that there is a sizable number of people (who may or may not be iWorking) that report to someone who isn't in their geographic area any. What's the point in going into an office if you're the only one from your team there? [Of my current team, only three are physicially located in the Bay Area... and that does not include my manager.]

    I've been working from home for quite a while now. [I was one of the early adopters.] I love it. It is one of the reasons why I like working at Sun. I can run errands, play some video games, whatever during my work day. As long as I get my work done, no one particularly cares.

  59. I think this is a giant step... by CoffeePlease · · Score: 1
  60. This happening to us at my workplace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I never thought I'd be in a work environment which would make cubicles look _good_. So now I'm reading job ads again.

  61. Down and Out at the Corporate Workplace. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The whole humerous aspect to this article is that a lot of people have been clamoring to be freed from the "office" i.e telecommuting, flex-time, etc. But it was always been turned down because people needed to be "supervised" ("managed"). But now that managment sees dollar signs, the idea of moving the worker away from "offices" (into ones the worker's paying for, no less. Burden shifting.) sounds appealing. The average worker has been "downsized" (Would you like fries with that?), and "outsourced". Laden with more hours, and more work, with the same or less pay, and reduced to nonexistent (pension plan plundered. Co-pay increasing) benifits. Let's not kid ourselves, every corporate action is for their benifit, and the fact that we gain something is a side-effect.

  62. Good thing by penguinoid · · Score: 1

    I think this is overall a good thing -- if they have the sense to keep the right people in cubicles, the right people in medium shared rooms, the right people in large shared rooms, and the right people at home. No, it is not wise to have the president, manager, or team head all over the place.

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  63. Cannot expect one-size-fits-all workplace to work by Quietti · · Score: 5, Insightful
    No they fired people for being unproductive. From the article, "But some proved unproductive and were fired."
    Read the article yourself. All they are saying is that some people became unproductive, when they were forced to transition from a private office to the open officeless environment.

    Never mind the fact that workplace ergonomists consulting with the PHBs are way more into following trends in their own field than in actually noticing what are the needs of employees who will be working in their designer environments. They fail to examine whether certain team members are more productive working in solitary and interacting with others only at the weekly meetings, while others actually are more productive in a common team space. Individualisation is the keyword, but workplace ergonomists fail to understand it.

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  64. Re:Those who don't learn the lessons of the past.. by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 3, Informative

    Yes.

    I think that in the context of tech jobs, the key here is "think in quiet". Any decent programmer spends a lot more time thinking than actually coding. And yeah, a lot of that thinking involves looking things up in manuals (and no, damn it, online references are not a substitute for dead trees!), doodling diagrams on convenient pieces of paper, etc.

    Programming is not assembly-line work. The more PHB's try to turn it into an assembly line, the more they get crappy, bloated, buggy code.

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  65. oh, shut the fuck up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Do you talk dirty to epileptics, too? "Quit shaking, you sissy!"

    Stephen Hawking's job is to "think" and the slashdotter you're mocking seems to be employed to write software, not to chit-chat.

    Personally I like to have a social space available, but I'd like some private space for things like reading documentation and thinking/learning.

    So what's wrong with providing the anti-social geeks with a room of their own? Would you rather they starved to death?

    We take care of people with problems - that's what's makes us human - and it's been my experience that some (not all) of these anti-socials are smarter and can understand things faster than most.

    Some of them have adapted to the group life, but they took it slow with baby steps.

  66. trade offs by gubachwa · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Sure, some real estate costs might be saved by moving towards an open environment, but what are the trade offs? What's lost in the transition?

    Every developer I've ever talked to has indicated that they do their best work when alone. Yeah, you need group meetings periodically, and every once in awhile need to bounce some ideas off a colleague. But when it comes down to finishing up some new module, or finding some tricky bug, focus and the ability to concentrate are key. This will become a lot harder in an "open" environment. So all that money saved in real estate costs will end up being gobbled up by lost productivity.

    The other thing is, I bet you any money, managers still have offices. They had them before in cube-land, and they'll have them now. The difference is that the divide between lowly-developer and management will become even more pronounced. This doesn't lead to a very egalitarian work environment, meaning less job satisfaction among employees, which again translates to decreased productivity.

    So why the transition to an "open" environment if there's going to be a decrease in productivity? Because saving costs on real estate is something that can be immediately quantified and measured by management. "Loss in productivity" is one of those wishy-washy things that can be attributed to half a dozen different things without any real certainty. Took longer to get version 2 out the door than version 1? It was because there were more complicated features to do for version 2, less skilled developers on the team this time around, etc, etc. (Of course, the one reason that would never be suggested -- at least by management -- is management's decision to change to an "open" work environment.) Being able to quantify something and show a short-term benefit on a balance sheet, while being oblivious to consequences that are less easily quanitified and more long-term, is what management types excel at.

    The best environment I ever worked in was when I was at IBM and we had shared offices. There would be two developers to an office, one senior, and one more junior. That way the more junior developer could always have someone there to ask a question when he got stuck and the more senior developer was not just relegated to an isolated office to code all the really hard stuff by himself. That was several years ago; unfortunately, from what I've heard, since then IBM has also been moving to cubeland. (On a bright note though, even first-line managers get cubes, so they're "down in the trenches" with the developers, which is a good thing.)

  67. Used to be one of them-SOHO in a box. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now you know why Microsoft netmeeting's popular. Anyway you'll notice were we're headed with all this "convergence" technology. You'll be at home with the "videoconferencing" setup. Big plasma screen, with a great sound system and web cam. With broadband running out the back. Throw in some net appliances, and other "office" gadgets and "moore's law" clusters from eBay, and you're just shy of being a SOHO in name only.

    Oh and did I mention all the wireless gadgets that make certain we will never escape work, as well as the fact that we're paying for it all instead of the boss. Hope you have a big card limit.

  68. It is not about economics! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Somehing about the tone of this article bugged me and it took a little bit of soul-searching to figure out what it was.

    Let's start with my personal experience in cubicles. Back in the 80's a firm I worked for went through a major remodeling of office spaces. Being concerned with money (what company isn't), the economics of cubicles versus hardwalled offices was researched pretty thoroughly. In fact, it was actually cheaper to provide hard-walled (drywall, however hard that is) with doors than it was to provide "cattle-stall" cubicles. In addition, feedback from the employees indicated that they felt they would be more productive with the ability to close the office door and kill annoying distractions while working.

    When all was said and done, they went with cubicles! Why? Because this wasn't an issue of economics. This was an issue of control. The managers of the departments did not feel that they had any control over their workers unless they could look over the cubicle wall and see what a worker was involved with at any time.

    Now, that being said, I do believe that such an environment as described in the article would be more productive. But to think that such an environment will be the norm in a few years is a bit naive. Unless there is a radical change in the ways that managers think and work in corporate America (the only environment I have any experienec with), I don't think this will be the norm (in America anyway) anytime soon.

    There are also other issues with floating office spaces. In my work (embedded firmeware) there is a significant amount of hardware setup that I need to be able to work. It takes a signicant amount of bench space to setup and test hardware associated with my compnay's product. In addition, there are manuals and schematics that, although computer generated and viewable, I find easier to work with in hardcopy and need to have available while debugging. How in the hell do you expect me to carry that around in a floating office? I do soeme work at home now but that was accomplished by the simple expedient of duplicating the physical stuff needed at home and then transferring the latest data back and forth between home and the office. This is actually more expensive but since the company does not pay overtime (read, time I put in outside the office) it is more cost-effective for them in the long run.

  69. Snow Crash by garyok · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What this reminds me of is how the Feds are made to work in Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash: the first ones in in the morning take the desks nearest the door and management can tell at a glance who's the most dedicated to the job.

    I think this is the plan. Instead of management having to understand what their business does, they just assume the drones are substitutable or know what they're doing as much as anyone else and then hire or fire them based on how much they're willing to surrender of themselve to acheive the corporate "vision". Whatever that is today.

    It's a fairly inevitable outcome of seeing employees as commodities or resources. How else can you discriminate between them? It's not as if management are going to bother learning their names for God's sake!

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    1. Re:Snow Crash by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 1

      The next logical step in this sequence of events is that employees don't even leave their cars and just have a drive-in office.

    2. Re:Snow Crash by droleary · · Score: 1

      What this reminds me of is how the Feds are made to work in Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash: the first ones in in the morning take the desks nearest the door and management can tell at a glance who's the most dedicated to the job.

      Which, of course, is based on the old classroom practice of sitting at the front if you wanted to get teacher's attention. Like you say, though, a company is screwed if their management takes those shortcuts to evaluate who the eager employees are. Sometimes the person coming in early isn't the best employee, but merely the one that has to come in early to put in a day the company considers productive. There were jobs where I was allowed a number of times to skate in just before lunch without punishment simply because I was doing more than enough in the hours that I was there to justify my salary.

      And even if I were at a company that evaluated you based on your sitting position, I'd sit in the back. I sat in back in class so that I could take in the whole class; simply having teacher's attention often wasn't enough to keep me interested in the subject, especially if teacher was moving slow for other students on something I already understood. I'd sit in the "back" in a desk pool simply because it would increase my chance of getting the same desk every day, and then all that "no personal items" BS would have less effect on me.

  70. Working remotely empowers people... by WildBill1941 · · Score: 1

    I'm a member of a large worldwide "virtual team" at Sun, and at least a third of our team works out of their house. It works surprisingly well, and our productivity is off the chart (the last metric "exercise" had us working at a 225% efficiency level!)

    Granted, everyone on our team busts their hump every day, but we're managing our workload, and we're not TOTALLY buried all the time. I *do* have an office, but I also have the freedom to work remotely on days when I need to - it's great, I can watch my kids if my wife's got to go to the doctor's, then I head down the street to the local coffee shop that's got free wifi and login from my Powerbook. Thanks to wifi and my cellphone, I'm totally mobile, and I save the hour and a half commute into the office on the days I do need to work from home. Everyone wins.

    As another poster said, you'll start to see this more and more often. People who goof off and abuse the privilege of working remotely won't succeed, while those of us who thrive will advance. It takes some technology and a slightly different management style to pull this off, but it's very doable, and can return huge dividends for both the employee and the company.

    1. Re:Working remotely empowers people... by 3rdParty · · Score: 1

      You must have been incredibly inefficient before this if you more than doubled you productivity while watching the kids. Oh, you mean the performance metric you quoted wasn't based on any documented baseline, but rather on nebulous "metrics?" Why am I not surprised? Your company doesn't think you are worth the expense of providing a work space. That cost is passed on to you, so your salary now has to provide a workspace, as well as pay your bils, feed and cliothe your family, and pay for a home and a vehicle. You choose to see this as "empowerment," whatever that means in this case. Does the term "pollyanna" mean anyting to you?

    2. Re:Working remotely empowers people... by WildBill1941 · · Score: 1

      Nice try, troll. As I said, we are part of a larger organization - my immediate team has over a third of its workers fully remote, and the rest of us who DO have offices are allowed to work remotely if something outside of work requires our attention.

      Let's take the performance metric, for starters. Our team of ~50 engineers is part of a ~500 member org. Our work (backline customer support) is task-based (think of a task as a call - but a task usually means something time consuming and difficult, like analyzing core files, or wading through logs to perform server tuning.) An average engineer in the larger org runs about 10 tasks in his/her queue at any given time. On average, our immediate group runs between 20 and 25 tasks. Nebulous metric... right.

      Now, let's talk about the expense of providing a workspace. Sun DOES provide the necessary tools for FULLY remote workers. It doesn't provide those for people like myself, who do have offices, but for the people who DO work remote full-time - these people get desks, chairs, computers (multiple systems if the job requires it - our guys get two desktops and laptop, typically). Sun also provides phone (you actually get a "virtual extension" - people who are on a campus can dial a 5 digit extension and get you, and that virtual extension can be setup to "find you", ring your desk @ home, then your cellphone, then go to pager). Oh, yeah, and don't forget about broadband - they pick up that cost too. Oh, yeah, if you need a pager or cellphone they'll pick that up too.

      Oh, and one more thing - the employee gets to take the nifty "home office" tax deduction each year. So, where's the net loss for the employee? No commute, closer to family, paid-for broadband, several computers, and a tax writeoff.

      As far as the people who do have an office, like me - tomorrow I have to have my car serviced. Rather than busting ass trying to drop the car off at the mechanic and try to get to the commuter train before it leaves - I can drop the car off later on in the morning and have the mechanic shuttle me back to the house. I get to work from home, and see my kids during the day for a change, and run out and fetch the car later on.

      Sun wins - I actually get 2 hours more work done because I don't spend that time in the car or on the train. I win - I get to do the things that A PERSON needs to do (I am not my job, y'know), and I get to hang with my kids. My kids win - I am already home and can actually have a nice sitdown dinner with them (I usually don't get that, simply because I get home too late due to the commute.)

      Pollyanna, my ass. I haven't heard one employee who's actually participated in this program bitch about it. It's truly great - kudos for Sun for taking the risk, training the management on how to manage people who aren't local, and for backing the remote workers.

  71. Office space. by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 1

    I started out working in a more open spaced environment. Then we had a cubical wall thing setup in our work area which is kinda nice. It took away the distractions of everyone else and gave me a decent sense of privacy to work, but it was open and still a shared space.

    The openess was great for collaborating with a fellow developer and helping him or having him help me. What sucked about the openness was I had to listen to his country music, foot tapping, and other little things that were distracting and anoying. I'm sure I had some mannerisms that irritated him. If given a choice, I'd want my own cubical that doesn't let me hear or see other people. That way I can code in peace.

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  72. Doesn't it scare you... by JakiChan · · Score: 1

    ...when something that was in a cyberpunk novel a few years back actually starts happening? This almost sounds like the "hotdesk" model from Slitscan in the book Idoru by Gibson, as well as Fedland from Snow Crash. And to me neither of those sounded like companies I'd want to work for...

    This isn't the first time I've made this observation on Slashdot, either. I always thought most of the cyberpunk novels painted a worst-case view of the world, but I start to worry that they were more accurate than I'd like.

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  73. Oh come on by jobugeek · · Score: 1

    I have a co-worker who I work really well with. Thankfully, we have separate offices because on days where his stomach is acting up, boyahh! I've seen him leave his office it stank so bad. I don't have ADD, but I am very sensitive to things in my peripheral view. It's just the way I'm wired. I would not take a job where everyone has waist-high cubes. But a company that puts me in one after the fact? You just screwed me and my productiveness.

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  74. Office Spaced... by Pooquey · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My company relies largely on IM for communication,whether from home or in the office. Most of the programmers don't even have and "office" phone in their workspace. I like it this way, although I find it strange that in the settings I have been placed in with this company in the three years I've been there (cube - very short lived, office with three people, office with two people) we tend to be averse to communicating verbally even with our office mates (the people who share the same room with us).

    I've lost count of the times I've asked someone to relay a message because the person I was trying to contact was not at his/her desk only to be told email him or IM him when he gets back. YOU'RE SITTING RIGHT THERE FOR CHRIST SAKE!! Is it really that hard to turn around and say so and so was looking for you?

    I think the social effects of IM as a primary communication tool is something we ignore all too much. Programmers, as a geek species in particular, tend to be somewhat solitary people. The added convenience of not having to talk to someone face to face only makes these habits worse IMHO. Sure, it's great for productivity. I get a massive amount of work done just from the benefit of not having to talk to anyone. I can answer and instant message by touch typing without even thinking about it (especially in linux as opposed to finding the window in the start bar in windows which distracts me greatly), but there is more to everyone's heirarchy of needs than just being productive.

    Cutting off the sociable ability of being able to physically converse with someone face to face is something we should not let deteriorate without consideration. I can go for hours (at least 4 at most 6) without even using my vocal chords. I, for one, think this is a very dangerous trend.

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    1. Re:Office Spaced... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I can answer and instant message by touch typing without even thinking about it (especially in linux as opposed to finding the window in the start bar in windows which distracts me greatly)"

      Alt-Tab works pretty well for me.

    2. Re:Office Spaced... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great, and for people who typically run three programs, that's cool.

  75. That's why I have head phones at work. by khasim · · Score: 1

    It's a pain because I have to take them off to talk on the phone, but it does drown out the noise from the over-social people.

  76. Share the Boogers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Great! Now you share the boogers from the nose-picking manager who wipes his excrescences on the underside of his desk after perusing them. And you share a broken chair with the 320-pound tech genius who designed the 500-table database structure and maintains it in his head. And under the lamp you'll find the latest issure of "S&M Magazine", complete with undried stains, left yesterday by the Director of Marketing.

    This idea suffers from the law of the Commons: since no one owns the office, no one will care about the condition of the office. Those who ask for a new chair, or ask that the boogers be cleaned up, or that people put their magazines into their personal storage area will be marked as "troublemakers" and eventually fired.

    Consequence: dilapidated offices of the worst sort.

  77. Re:Those who don't learn the lessons of the past.. by sohp · · Score: 1

    What a pathetic story! Congratulations to the Wired writer for an evocative description -- the litte red wagon was a perfect detail.

    And for a reality check, the Bionic Office!

  78. That example doesn't really work by squarooticus · · Score: 1

    The US is still a huge market for manufactured goods, including cars. Even if Detroit is depressed, the rest of the country is doing rather well. I suspect that the big three automakers would be the big zero instead of the big two if they didn't attempt to reduce their costs to compete with the Japanese: the fact that they haven't reduced their costs enough by kicking out the unions and their expensive, lazy workforce means that year over year they lose even more business to the Japanese on quality and price and to the Germans on quality and luxury.

    What you are begging for is more protectionism: the only way to get what you want the way you want it is to tax imports to allow American companies to compete. Guess what: the vast majority of Americans who aren't affected by the outflow of jobs to cheaper labor markets don't want to pay more for lower quality.

    I, for instance, will not buy an American car unless and until they do something to reduce their total costs, which probably means destroying the major labor unions, reducing pay for line workers, and exporting a large number of jobs. I'm sure I'm not the only one who feels the same way.

    What I'm doing to protect my job from being exported is not sticking my head in the sand: rather, I'm increasing my skill set and indispensability to the point that I'll be in the last 10% of people to be laid off because I have lots of specialized knowledge that a cog in India or China wouldn't have. It sucks if you (generic) need to go into an entirely different field to achieve this, but I have very little sympathy: I don't want to subsidize your inflated wages.

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    1. Re:That example doesn't really work by 3rdParty · · Score: 1

      Gee, most Americans would agree that American cars are superior to foreign offerings. I know that if you want a rear-wheel drive V8 coupe, your money is best spent on American cars. German offerings may be "better," at roughly twice to three times the cost, with no dealer support in the majority of the nation. There is no Japanese offering. If you want to talk supercars, a Corvette Z06, for less than $60K, is faster, handles better, and is easier to drive fast than anyting from Japan, Germany, and Italy, barring flagsahips like the Carrera GT and the Ferrari Enzo, which are priced so far above the Corvette it is silly, and only sell a handful each year, compared to the thousands of Corvette Z06 models produced. Where's the foreign superiority? I don't think you know anyting about cars, you just parrot back what your parents and/or friends say. Magazines like Car & Driver refuse to acknoledge the superiority of the American sports cars, even though their own articles demonstrate the fact. They want access to foreign cars, and don't want to come off sounding like foreign cars can't match American offerings, even if it is true. Some people hate American cars for the same reason some people can't wait to move away from their hometown - objective reality is not a factor, subjective perceptions are more important. If you refuse to buy American cars, how can you claim they are inferior? you have no experience in the matter. American economy cars routinely come with bigger, more powerful engines, and a more complete interior. American luxury cars come with bigger engines, more complete interiors, and more passenger space than any foreign offering for a comparable price. American pickups are more powerful, can haul much larger loads, and are much more reliable under heavy use than any foriegn counterpart. In fact, there is not a single foriegn turbo diesel pickup sold in this country. Where is the foreign superiority? You can talk all day long about how much better your Japanese inmport is, but at the end of the day, you are either preaching to the choir or talking to a deaf ear. American auto unions have a vested interest in the health of the comany, and ensure the employees get a fair share of the profits from the industry. If that means auto executives don't make as much money, then I say, the system works. Your argument is flawed on a level you don't even comprehend. Domestic manufacturing is responsible for most of the brands you suggest are better because they are foreign. News flash: they are made in the US, in many cases by union workers.

    2. Re:That example doesn't really work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your argument is flawed on a level you don't even comprehend.

      Oh the irony.

    3. Re:That example doesn't really work by MadAnthony02 · · Score: 1

      Domestic manufacturing is responsible for most of the brands you suggest are better because they are foreign. News flash: they are made in the US, in many cases by union workers.

      Yes and no. It is true that many "foreign" cars are made in the US - Hondas in Ohio, Toyotas in Kentucky, Mercedes SUV's in Alabama, Mitsubishis and Subarus in Indiana, ect. But to my knowledge NONE of those plants are unionized. There is a reason most foreign car companies build plants in the south, where unions are weak and frequently are right-to-work states.

      Many people would argue that the reason for the problems the US is having is the unionization of their workforce. Their labor contracts require car companies to pay them even when they are not working. The result is companies run the lines because it's cheaper than shutting down and paying union workers anyway, producing a glut of cars that wind up being sold to rental car companies and fleets at little profit - and then wind up on the "barely used" market killing off resale value.

    4. Re:That example doesn't really work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you're saying is that American cars are better if you want some V8 powered boat of a car. Considering those cars are only made here, you may have a point. But who in their right mind would claim that a Chevy mid-size (Malibu, etc.) is better than a Camry or Accord? The mid-size, btw, is the most commonly sold car in America. True, both of these 'foreign' brands are made here, but the difference is that the factories are not run by the unions like they are in the big 3. Even if there are unionized factories, Honda and Toyota keep the upper hand and could always move production elsewhere if the mob bosses (sorry, union stewards) get too demanding. That is why Japanese companies can produce what is basically a luxury car for about $25,000 but if GM made the same car, it would have to cost at least $30,000.

    5. Re:That example doesn't really work by asdfghjklqwertyuiop · · Score: 1

      Name an American car that costs less than US$15k (or less than US$20k even) that doesn't completely fall apart before 150,000 miles.

    6. Re:That example doesn't really work by cubicledrone · · Score: 1

      Guess what: the vast majority of Americans who aren't affected by the outflow of jobs to cheaper labor markets don't want to pay more for lower quality.

      Guess what: this is called "begging the question."

      (For those of you who have probably seen ten million improper uses of that phrase, this is the proper use)

      I'm increasing my skill set and indispensability to the point that I'll be in the last 10% of people to be laid off

      Who decides on that skill set? Oh, right. Middle management again...

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    7. Re:That example doesn't really work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Name an American car that costs less than US$15k

      Can't. There aren't any.

    8. Re:That example doesn't really work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the superiority of the American sports cars

      There is precisely one American sports car, and you've already used it as an example.

    9. Re:That example doesn't really work by asdfghjklqwertyuiop · · Score: 1

      Cavalier... Escort... Neon...

    10. Re:That example doesn't really work by ces · · Score: 1

      The US is still a huge market for manufactured goods, including cars. Even if Detroit is depressed, the rest of the country is doing rather well. I suspect that the big three automakers would be the big zero instead of the big two if they didn't attempt to reduce their costs to compete with the Japanese: the fact that they haven't reduced their costs enough by kicking out the unions and their expensive, lazy workforce means that year over year they lose even more business to the Japanese on quality and price and to the Germans on quality and luxury.

      You are *VERY* wrong.

      Measured in terms of dollars of goods produced per dollar of labor US workers are still some of the most productive in the world.

      As for unions without them you get the situation we see with Wal-Mart or in the tech industry. Workers get paid as little as the company can get away with, shat on at every opportunity, layed off on the slightest whim, and outsourced to the third world whenever possible. Fact is at least in manufacturing union workforces tend to be more productive than non-union workforces. As for Germany the UAW would LOVE to have the power, wages, benefits, work rules, and hours the German industrial unions have. With Japan, while mostly non-union, the workers are protected by the traditional social contract between the employers and workers. In fact while real wages in Japan are somewhat lower than in the US typical benefits are much better including things like vacation time, health care, and pensions. Also many Japanese companies have benefits almost unheard of in the US like lifetime employment, free company owned resorts and recreation centers, company provided housing, etc. Even when Japanese companies have to reduce their workforces they typically will try to make sure anyone let go has a job to go to before their last day.

      I, for instance, will not buy an American car unless and until they do something to reduce their total costs, which probably means destroying the major labor unions, reducing pay for line workers, and exporting a large number of jobs. I'm sure I'm not the only one who feels the same way.

      Funny thing is most Japanese and German automakers make a majority of their vehicles for the US market in the US. In fact many "Japanese" and "German" cars have a higher percentage of US and Canada made content than almost any vehicle made by one of the "big 3". In fact some of the most productive Japanese owned auto plants in the US are unionized and located in traditional centers of auto manufacturing like Michigan and Ohio. For that matter some Japanese automakers are even making cars in the US for the Japanese and other overseas markets. I doubt they would do so if the Japanese workers were really that much better or the US workers as horrible as you say. The quality, reliablity, and price of a car are more of a function of design and corprate culture than if the workforce is well paid and unionized or not.

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    11. Re:That example doesn't really work by ces · · Score: 1

      Yes and no. It is true that many "foreign" cars are made in the US - Hondas in Ohio, Toyotas in Kentucky, Mercedes SUV's in Alabama, Mitsubishis and Subarus in Indiana, ect. But to my knowledge NONE of those plants are unionized. There is a reason most foreign car companies build plants in the south, where unions are weak and frequently are right-to-work states.

      Some of the Japanese plants are unionized, particularly the ones in places like Michigan, and Ohio. In fact the unionized Michigan plant of one Japanese automaker (sorry can't remember who off the top of my head) is among the most productive companywide and has among the lowest defect rate.

      Many people would argue that the reason for the problems the US is having is the unionization of their workforce. Their labor contracts require car companies to pay them even when they are not working. The result is companies run the lines because it's cheaper than shutting down and paying union workers anyway, producing a glut of cars that wind up being sold to rental car companies and fleets at little profit - and then wind up on the "barely used" market killing off resale value.

      Again not true. German unions are much more powerful and the union contracts there make it very difficult to lay off workers. While some of the cost of slack periods is shifted to the government, it is fairly common to provide additional training or otherwise keep workers on the payroll during downturns. In Japan even though "lifetime employment" is no longer guarenteed, there is still a huge stigma against the sort of layoffs we see in the US. Companies in Japan are still incredibly reluctant to lay off workers and will typically try to place them in another job, even retraining them at company expense for placement at another company, rather than just laying them off.

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    12. Re:That example doesn't really work by MadAnthony02 · · Score: 1

      What japanese plants are you talking about in Ohio that are unionized? Honda is the only one I know of that has plants in Ohio (at least 3, one motorcycle, one engine and one car). Considering that the UAW has an article about trying to unionize them on their website, they clearly are not unionized.

      I'm guessing the Michigan plant you are thinking of is the Flat Rock Mazda/Ford plant. I googled and couldn't find any mentions of their quality record, though I don't ever remember hearing anyone talk about what great cars the Ford Probe was.

      As far as how German and Japanese companies treat their workers in Japan and Germany, that has no bearing on how they teach their workers in their U.S. plants.

    13. Re:That example doesn't really work by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      But you wanted a car that doesn't fall apart before 150,000 miles. None of those cars would come close to meeting that requirement.

      Another big problem with American cars that no one's mentioned yet: they're UGLY!! Those three you just mentioned are prime examples.

    14. Re:That example doesn't really work by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      You're so blinded with bias it's ridiculous.

      1) "American sports cars"? Shouldn't this be singular, not plural? The only one is the Corvette. The Dodge Viper might qualify, but it's so unrefined that I'd consider it more of a muscle car. It doesn't have the luxury of a Ferrari or BMW. So if you want an American high-end sports car that's luxurious inside, and isn't a Corvette, how many choices do you have? If you look outside America, there's tons.

      2) Turbo diesel pickups? How many people need or want a diesel truck? Foriegn makes don't sell these because there's not enough of a market to make the initial investment worth it, and the American makes already have it locked up. Foreign makes aren't stupid enough to try competing in niche markets that are already filled.

      3) American cars (usually GM) frequently have larger-displacement engines, but they're less efficient and make less power than smaller Japanese engines.

      4) What about the $10-$25k cars that most people drive? You seem to be conveniently leaving out the cars that constitute the majority of sales, and focussing on extreme examples (like the diesel trucks).

      5) A big problem with American cars: They're UGLY! They have gaudy styling (especially Pontiac) that at worst, looks like crap right away (e.g., Pontiac Aztek), or at best, looks old and worn out after a few years when they push out the next fad in car styling. American makes try to sell cars as fashion accessories, like teenagers' clothes that go out of style after 1 season. I want something that will always look classy, and you'll never find that in an American car.

    15. Re:That example doesn't really work by ces · · Score: 1

      What japanese plants are you talking about in Ohio that are unionized? Honda is the only one I know of that has plants in Ohio (at least 3, one motorcycle, one engine and one car). Considering that the UAW has an article about trying to unionize them on their website, they clearly are not unionized.

      I'm guessing the Michigan plant you are thinking of is the Flat Rock Mazda/Ford plant. I googled and couldn't find any mentions of their quality record, though I don't ever remember hearing anyone talk about what great cars the Ford Probe was.


      Sorry I got a whole bunch of old news stories mixed up in my head. I don't know where the idea there was a unionized Japanese auto plant in Ohio came from. As for Michigan I was probably thinking of the Ford/Mazda plant. Didn't there used to be a Ford/Nissan plant in MI as well?

      The plant I was thinking of is the Freemont, CA GM/Toyota plant, which is unionized. I couldn't find anything on their quality record either, though I suspect it is quite good given Toyota's reputation and the reputation of the Corolla. Also I know Toyota has exported cars from this plant back to Japan.

      As far as how German and Japanese companies treat their workers in Japan and Germany, that has no bearing on how they teach their workers in their U.S. plants.

      My point was German and Japanese auto workers in Germany and Japan are generally treated better than auto workers in the US, union or not. As for how German or Japanese companies treat their US workers, they still have fairly similar pay, benifits, and work rules to plants run by the big 3. After all they are competing for the same pool of workers. I suppose someone could open an auto plant here where they paid US minimum wage, and had only the legally mandated benefits and work rules. But I suspect they wouldn't be very happy with the quality of the workforce they attracted nor the retention rate once those workers were trained and had experience.

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  79. Yet another... by smagruder · · Score: 1

    reason for programmers to go independent and reject "permanent" positions.

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  80. A glimpse of your future by stull13 · · Score: 3, Informative

    I work for one of the global HR outsourcing firms that tracks corporate trends. In most cases we have about a five year waiting period before we actually implement these tends within our own organization, but in some cases (for instance, if there is money to be saved) we are actually one of the first to implement.

    A few months ago, one of the PHBs came up with the idea that we can save corporate real estate by moving away from the cubicle model, as mentioned in the article. However, our solution did not encourage mobility and teamroom type environments. Instead, they are now putting two to three people in each cubicle (in the space formerly occupied by one). Rather then do away with cubicles altogether, they are "Maximizing" the space in each cubicle.

    This hasn't affected everyone within our organization yet. They have started it with our lowest skilled workers, but the "Success" stories I have heard can only lead me to believe that it wont be long before the rest of us join them. Considering the number of corporations that take HR advice from us, it probably wont be long before the majority of you join them as well.

    The moral: It is better to be treated like a cow than like a sardine.

  81. Instant productivity? Balls! by chiph · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Now we issue you a badge'' with the option to work anywhere, Vass said. ``It's instant productivity.''

    Sure, if you're a paper-pusher.

    If you're a software developer or hardware engineer, it takes a certain amount of isolation in order to be productive. Even though I have an office (shared) at work, both of us in there find that we get our best work done after all the interruptions have gone home at 5pm.

    Chip H.

  82. Hey nurb! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're a fucking moron. Calling people who disagree with your idiotic views treasonous? You, sir, are un-fucking-American!

    By the way, your "analysis" might appeal to six year olds (or Eric Raymond), but it's clear that you're a sigma or two below a typical IQ. Are you black, by any chance?

  83. Re:Cannot expect one-size-fits-all workplace to wo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    they probably just meant people became unproductive because they started talking too much instead of working :P

  84. Lack of productivity = lack of good management by S7urm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think the real group to blame in situations like this is management. Supervisors and middle management love to be able to keep tabs on their employees so they like to have them grouped together (physically or virtually) so that they can keep an over-head on what is being produced and in what (timely) manner. If management could develop a means of sorting out the social from the introverted then they would have a truly cohesive workforce. I personnaly beleive think-tank work practice is the best because of a tendency for creative criticsm and a more reliable means of levying out ideas that aren't feasable. However, a lot of your loner types have a tendency to put out qualtiy work simply because they AREN'T there to socialize. They have a goal, they have 12 hours to reach it and that is what they do.

    If management could simply grasp the concept that their employees are individuals, they could mold the workplace to suit everyone so that issues like this wouldn't occur. If you like working at home, work at home, you work better in a group then so be it, and if your that "hermit" who works best alone though wants the interaction of at least BEING there then that could work as well.

    When I was in Special Projects for a while I saw all these situations occur. I had employees come to me complaining that they didn't feel productive at home, that they needed the interaction of fellow employees (at least available) to have criticsm readily available. I also noticed that we in management didn't meet those needs. As a result people felt less cared for and lost affinity with their employer. Once we instituted a means for personal preference to become a factor in our employment and dispersal capacities, we notice a significant increase in productivity.

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    1. Re:Lack of productivity = lack of good management by Quietti · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If management could simply grasp the concept that their employees are individuals, they could mold the workplace to suit everyone so that issues like this wouldn't occur.
      Precisely.

      The keyword that management needs to grasp is productivity, specificly what is the best way of achiveiving that by offering each worker the optimal working space for their prefered work methodology:

      • If someone is more productive working at home, at his own pace, in his own comfortable environment, then give him that.
      • If someone is more productive by working undisturbed in his own room, but still within reach of his team members he might need to interract with, then give him that.
      • If someone is not productive without regular team feedback or constant managerial supervision, yet cannot focus in a group environment and therefore needs his own room, then give him that.
      • If someone is more productive in a common space with his own team, then give him that.

      Exactly where and how an employee performs his duties is completely irrelevant. The only important issue is meeting deadlines while delivering quality workmanship. Letting an employee work at the location where he is the most productive is the only practical way of achieving that.

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    2. Re:Lack of productivity = lack of good management by MurphyZero · · Score: 1

      I work in government, safety office for space launches. One person who was in a nasty car wreck does some of the work at home stuff. Most of the office is on flex (or part) time of one sort or another. One person would show up around noon, conference with those people she needed too, catch up on any emails, teleconferences (we have way too many, but most of the people we talk to are in other states)--therefore early afternoon conferences are the norm, for us) and then when most people are going home, she's doing those individual productivity actions. Teamwork considerations even comes into play at times, as I have been switched from one group to another to optimize teamwork. I can work with just about anyone there, as a team or as an individual, whereas the person I swapped with could not and had caused friction. Being government, this was by far the best option available. But as soon as I can convince them to let me work at home several days a week. For most of what I do at work, I probably could.

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  85. Re:Cannot expect one-size-fits-all workplace to wo by elmegil · · Score: 4, Insightful
    You know, they tried this crap ages ago at Chiat Day. It failed miserably there amongst wildly creative types. They're doing it at Sun, and while they claim it's a success, it mostly seems to succeed in the breach (i.e. people who aren't forced to move from office to office weekly). I will say it works well for people who have to migrate from one geographic office to another for some period of time, but for people who go to the same office for more than a week at a stretch it's a huge pain. People are territorial as well as social, and if you don't give them territories they will create them. Usually in unexpected and counterproductive ways.

    Add that to firing people who don't work well in the new system (hm, sounds like an excuse for a targetted RIF if you ask me), and it's an all around lousy way to do business.

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  86. Nothing New by Ryosen · · Score: 1

    Some places where I have consulted have been stacking developers 2 or 3 to a cube for years. Too many times, I've seen 6 to 10 developers crammed into a small, converted conference room. All in the name of saving money and "increasing" productivity. All it succeeds in doing is lowering moral and slowing production.

    This isn't socialization. It's Veal-ization.

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  87. Re:MOD PARENT UP! KEEP OUR WORKPLACES GNU/HIPPY FR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Amen. When they come to work still wearing their "furry" suits from their sicko weekend orgies, it's just disgusting.

  88. Re:Cannot expect one-size-fits-all workplace to wo by kasparov · · Score: 1

    One of the ways they were cutting down on office space was allowing people to work from home as well. In this sense, it is easy to see how they would have to fire some people for being unproductive. Some people (myself included) have trouble focusing and staying motivated when working at home.

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  89. Hi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You are a fucking idiot. Management is management. They hire and fire your ass. Other than that they have no fucking idea about what's going on. By and large their ability to make decisions falls under one of two categories:
    • The Squirrel: In some circles, squirrels are known as "nature's random number generators". These managers are constantly implementing random-ass policies and badgering (squirreling?) you about your god-be-damned TPS reports. Sadly, unlike squirrels they do not hibernate, or hurl themselves in front of cars.
    • The Lemming: Being the hip motherfuckers they know they are, they leap with gusto off of any management cliff (ie, trend) they can find. These are the curmudgeonly fuckers responsible for heinous crimes against humanity such as High Performance Teaming, forcing workers to take on the role of their own management, which leads to some seriously bizarre Lord of The Flies shit going on between the workers, and allows the manager, who is now free from the task of fucking his employees over, to go fuck his secretary.
    That's not all though. Then these clueless motherfuckers wander around the office with that stupid cup of coffee all day, starting each sentence with "uhhm..," or "yeeeeah, hi". Then they move you to the dank fucking basement, and take away your stapler. Fuck management. And fuck you, because only a brown-nosing fuck would ever try to claim that "management are workers too".
  90. Fire the 'dog picture' retards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A section from the article sums it up...

    "Unlike the rest of us, they no longer harbor fantasies about working on the beach. And they're more aware of the delicacy of the bonds that link a company's workforce. Spencer learned one other thing: "Deep down, we're all still cave dwellers," he says."

    There's the problem...cave dwellers...
    Of course they don't want to work on the beach(for example); It's bright, nice, relaxing, inspiring...everything that a proper knuckle-dragger would hate.

    How can you waste time complaining about/searching through the clutter in your office(who made it, I wonder?) when all your documents/info is on a nice widescreen laptop and backed up on the serverfarm??

    How will secretaries drag things to a halt by yapping about piles of photos they drag into work everyday?? Let alone bug I.T. about using office resources to scan in pictures to put as their backgrounds(see also;webshots)?

    How can you download mp3's/porn/play games during work unless you have a big honking 'desktop' pc & 21" TUBE monitor(whoops,less room,need bigger desk/office) to store them on, and screw up with spyware/virii instead of a low-TCO thin client or laptop?

    Yes, privacy is good(walk further down the beach/work from home/grass hut on the beach) but if 'open areas' are filled with people chatting, then guess who has to shut up and get back to work??Hmmmm?

    I mean DAMMIT PEOPLE!!!It's almost 2004 for shitsakes!!

    You can either run a business with a bunch of 'cave-dwellers' who will drag you down as their JUNK drags them down(Idiot in the article who had a freakn little red wagon of crap), OR have an efficient mobile team.

    Unibrows who wander aimlessly from coffee pot to any open office door and pester people with such 'insight' as:
    "see the game last night"
    "hot/cold/wet/snowy enough for ya"
    "did you see what X did on tv show Y last night"
    "someone's got a case of the mondays"
    are a cancer on businesses and should be given the axe ASAP.

    The technology is THERE! NOW!
    Cut away the luddite cave-dwellers, they'll only pull you down...

    1. Re:Fire the 'dog picture' retards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet you're a blast at parties.

    2. Re:Fire the 'dog picture' retards by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      I can't imagine someone like this 'wasting' their time at 'unproductive parties'.

  91. I wish that applied... by neiffer · · Score: 1

    I am a teacher and until they figure out a way to lecture about the French Revolution from home in my PJ's while still keeping students engaged, I'm going to have to watch from afar. :) I do wonder, though, how much the cubible-less world may lead to the wall-less school. :)

  92. Wrong by Outland+Traveller · · Score: 1

    It's been proven that an exceptional programmer can outperform mediocre coworkers by more than a factor of 5.

    Couple that with the fact that some technical activities thrive in an environment condusive to focused concentration.

    It's not at all inconceivable to see that forcing people into a more social environment that they are comfortable with can be detrimental to productivity as well as employee satisfaction.

  93. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Interesting

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  94. I do most good work after hours by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Interesting

    simply because during the formal hours I am constantly distructed by a barrage of questions from novice programmers, QA people. Some project managers who have nothing better to do are constantly comming up with stupid jokes and expect everyone to listen to them. Supposed 'architects' come to my freaking cubicle and ask me to solve various problems for them etc. This eats my time like nothing else, so I stay after-hours so I can concentrate on my problems at-hand and finally do some serious coding.

    When I code I do not need anyone distructing my attention because it is not easy to get back into the 'zone', where you are running the program you are currently working on in your head. I am serious, I need my head to run the program that is not created yet in it, so I can copy it from my memory into the computer's memory. If only there was a faster interface than 60 words per minute.

    1. Re:I do most good work after hours by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 1

      So the next time you ask your boss for a raise, we can point at this post and say, "Does not play well with others."?

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    2. Re:I do most good work after hours by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      I am a contractor, you dickhead. I actually answer all their questions and I solve their problems, I was pointing out that answering questions and solving problems for others eats the time I am supposed to spend on the task I have at hand.

    3. Re:I do most good work after hours by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 1

      mmmmm, and the people skills that make me want to hire you, too! *drool*

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    4. Re:I do most good work after hours by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      he-he, you can hire all the people-skillz you want, see how that gets your projects done.

  95. VAX by operagost · · Score: 1

    I think I left my brains floating in this VAX.

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  96. A data point from Apple by plsuh · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think that most folks will agree that Apple is a first-rank company when it comes to both creativity and developing code. At Infinite Loop in Cupertino (the center of R&D), all of the engineers are in offices no cubicles, and their productivity is *very* high. I think they're onto something there.

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    1. Re:A data point from Apple by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Their office walls are floor-to-ceiling whiteboards too, at least they used to be. They're usually all full. :)

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  97. Re:Those who don't learn the lessons of the past.. by operagost · · Score: 1

    Then there was the x factor - the people who happened to live nearby the agency. They'd dart in at six in the morning, grab equipment, hide it somewhere, and maybe catch a couple more hours' sleep before the virtual workday began. This didn't sit well with Rabosky and others: "Damned if I was going to get up at six in the morning to get a phone," he says. "I had to put my foot down. I told my assistant, 'Go in there at six in the morning, get me a phone and computer, and hide it till I get there.'"

    Just like a PHB to admit to something like this and not see why it's wrong! He could have wrangled with the execs to stop this madness, but instead he (ab)used his assitant to 'fix' it for HIM.
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  98. Is this really a business decision? by randall_burns · · Score: 4, Interesting
    When I worked at Sun, the developers pretty much all had private offices or shared with one other person. Those were the days when Sun was growing and making money. Now, real estate in Silicon Valley wasn't quite as insanely priced then as now.


    Since then, Silicon Valley real estate has become a lot more expensive. To stay in Silicon Valley, Sun has replaced their US work force with H-1b workers overwelmingly from India and China and proceeded to loose over 90% of their shareholders value.


    I personally,think it would have been a wise business decision to set up a campus someplace like rural Utah or Oregon. If present trends continue, it appears likely Sun will eventually move operations to India or China.


    Basically, there is a workforce that has proven itself able to build a company like sun-but they aren't real productive in high-rent situations. There is another workforce that is much more unproven. We haven't seen really major IT innovations out of India or China yet. We may, but that is still somewhat speculative.


    It looks to me like Sun, HP, Compaq, Lucent are all killing the geese that have laid the golden eggs form them.

    1. Re:Is this really a business decision? by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 1

      I personally,think it would have been a wise business decision to set up a campus someplace like rural Utah or Oregon. If present trends continue, it appears likely Sun will eventually move operations to India or China.

      Sun do have a campus in Colorado

    2. Re:Is this really a business decision? by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      Yes, and though it's not Silicon Valley, it's still freakin expensive in that area. My sister rented an apartment in downtown Chicago for less than a decent apartment costs here.

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    3. Re:Is this really a business decision? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's in Burlington, MA.

    4. Re:Is this really a business decision? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Silicon Valley currently has a 30% commercial real estate vacancy rate, with entire campuses of empty buildings sitting idle. Are you thinking of the high prices that existed during the boom?

    5. Re:Is this really a business decision? by randall_burns · · Score: 1

      From what I've heard from the folks that live there-the prices aren't in line with the vacancy rate. Some folks are having a real hard time adjusting to reality.

  99. A Star Trek Solution by writermike · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Many folks point out that it's going to be difficult to locate someone in these floating offices. That's true. However, all they need to do is develop those cool locator systems like they have on STTNG.

    "Computer, where is Creative Director Algers?"
    "Creative Director Algers is in the Can."

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  100. Is This Why Sun is Performing Poorly in the Market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Last I heard, Sun is close to going under, or is at least being given a run for their money by Microsoft. Maybe there is a correlation between employee satisfaction and corporate success after all. Employees should vote with their feet. Don't like it? Gowork foro a competitor. By the way, how are working conditions at MS?

    PS I am not a coward,Slashdot wouldn't log me in.

  101. One big group by X-Nc · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The most productive office environment I have ever worked in was one where all of us were in one big room with no deviders or walls or cubes. We had 14 people in the room with those big old government desks. It was so much easier to get things done 'cause when we needed info or help from anyone you'd just turn your chair and talk to them. Plus, since there were no percieved walls the conversations were much quieter since we didn't have to yell over the partitions and no one played their music loud. This works best with groups of developers or engineers but can also work for any team.

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  102. Imagine you are in the last 10% to be exported... by phoenix123 · · Score: 1

    ...then tell me: who is going to buy your products or services?

    It's like many fishermen living off one limited supply of fish in a lake: for each fisherman, it maybe better to bring home as much fish as they can. For all fishermen combined this would mean a dire future.

    This miraculous thought is summarized under "Shadow of the future" in philosophical theories. - "Exploiting good for one and for short terms, exploiting disastrous for all and for long terms."

    100% efficient production from all producers mean 0% profit margins...

    Imagine you are exceptionally competent and exceptionally lucky and you are the last one whose job is being exported: any ideas of how you'll sell anything you produce?

    Free markets only work on scarce resources - often heard but true. And the employment market is anything but scarce, as potential employees are abundant in every known profession.

    Every job could be exported to low paid, but highly qualified people of the third world. If these countries cannot build up a high level of income and prosperity, meaning high wages in relation to consumer goods prices, they will never be able to buy any of the goods the first world is buying today. So you can exhaust your market if you don't build up high level incomes to sustain your businesses in a decade from now.

    You should see a difference between real efficiency and simple economic vampirism (aka greed).

    Take for example the sport shoe market: nearly 95% of all sneakers from nike et al. are made in very poor countries, in low paid sweatshops - manufactured and transported for maybe 4-10 dollars a pair, sold for 100 and more. This cannot be sustained forever, sooner or later either your sweatshops revolt and demand higher wages (won't happen anytime soon) or your target consumers have no more money to spend. (assuming other industries take a similar approach in business practices)

  103. If you can't afford desks... by 3rdParty · · Score: 2, Interesting

    you can't afford to be in business. Yeah, you could save a ton of money by eliminating workspace for all your non-management employees, but many people prefer to come in to work and sit down at a desk. If you want people to work for you, but you are too cheap to provide a workspace, how generous are you going to be when it comes to benefits, raises, or actually giving a crap about your employees? People who run corporations like these are idiots. The next great decision is going to be to stop paying people, and staff entirely with unpaid interns, because, hey, it's a lot cheaper, and young college students are willing to do anything to say they were connected to a company like Sun. Why not take full advantage of that? The quality of the product is unimportant, it is how much money we can pack into the bank accounts of the "quality people," our managers and CEO's, right? Everyone else is just a warm body, surely.

    1. Re:If you can't afford desks... by Yogs · · Score: 1

      You are right of course, and this comes out in countless other ways. In the work I recently did at an unnamed very large software company for which I was fairly nicely paid I was on a box that didn't match the specs of the box I bought for myself, in 2000! When it had hardware problems I was given a noticeably slower machine, something more of the '98 vintage. That one died very suddenly, and I lost some work as a result. And then? Lots of cycles spent trying to fix a machine that you couldn't put on ebay because nobody would want to pay the shipping, and I was left in limbo. Finally I was permitted to go back onto my old machine, even though it was something that was really intended to be used as a server. Oh, and then another lower grade machine became available, so it was back to the '98 vintage again. Did I mention that I changed offices and assignments within 3 months, and these two things did not happen at the same time because of a shortage of CUBES? And what happened to basic office supplies? Why did they change the door code on the duplex printer and not tell anyone what the new code was, for fear that people would keep using ink and (less)paper? The first team I worked on had to coordinate server usage very carefully, not because servers were scarce, even though they weren't exactly top end (as you might've guessed by my 2000 vintage machine being among them). Oh, and they didn't have enough CD-Rs and couldn't get more. I found this out when asked to set up three identical boxes and was strongly advised not to burn a third install CD with one of the few remaining CD-Rs. (I did anyway and brought in more CD-Rs to replace them the next day). My productivity could have been 1.5 - 2.5+X higher if resources hadn't have been viewed through a pinch the last penny funhouse mirror. On a previous job I worked in a shared office where the AC cut in and out and the blinds were somewhat defunct so the afternoon sun came streaming into my eyes and sweat came streaming down my neck as the office temperatures climbed above 87 F. In both cases, trying to get underneath this uncovered heinously factored and brutally rigid resource planning (becoming more so over time), politically funnelled funny money, and a lot of finger pointing. Sure recipies for success if I ever heard them.

  104. Works best with Unix or Linux desktops by IGnatius+T+Foobar · · Score: 0, Redundant

    No, this isn't a troll, or a fanboy comment. Think about it.

    Sun employees are able to work from anywhere they site because Sun uses the X Window System -- famous for remotability of applications. You can truly call up any application from any location and it runs. Your home directory is, quite literally, your desktop.

    Not so easy for Windows-using companies. Yes, I know all about Terminal Services. I deploy it for customers all the time, and therefore I know that it isn't nearly flexible enough for this type of work. Can you have lots of different apps running from lots of different hosts on your screen at the same time? Maybe, but you have to deal with each of them running in a 'desktop-in-a-window'. Forget about cutting and pasting between them. And god forbid the user saves something to their 'C drive' and tries to pull it up in another application.

    Windows users and Windows applications think very much inside the 'My Computer' mindset. Not only is it the name of the little icon, but it's the way the whole framework is set up. Attempts to free Windows users from a single desktop almost always fail. I've seen it. People move to a different computer and wonder where that file they saved is. They wonder what happened to their bookmarks, or some other obscure setting they selected. Truly, the only way to get Windows users to roam effectively is to give them all laptops.

    Unix and Linux users, on the other hand, are truly free to roam. Case in point: Largo, Florida. Remember the architecture they described? Every time they deploy a new application, they bring online a server to run it from. Then they have a few integration servers coordinating the desktop framework and firing up those apps, wherever they live, and sending them to the desktops, wherever the user happens to be. You log on to any computer and your desktop is there. And since Unix/Linux has been saving user preferences and user files in your home directory for three decades, as long as you have the same home directory NFS-mounted everywhere, you're good to go. I've deployed this, too, and I can attest that it works beautifully.

    Want to ditch the cubicle farm? Ditch Windows first.

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    1. Re:Works best with Unix or Linux desktops by mousse-man · · Score: 1

      You can teach the users a few tricks with Citrix Metaframe as well, and that's way more flexible than Remote Destkop. They have all their cutsie icons, and when they click them, the app comes up and voila, they can work, and that usually quite a tad faster than using the app natively as they only have to transmit graphics updates, not the whole crap of files that goes through the pipe when you click "Save".

      Although, even Citrix has some limits, like Photoshop or CAD applications, but it's still a very nifty thing to have for apps that are only available on Windows (but the ICA client is available for more platforms than most people think).

      For example, I'm administering a crapload of Exchange boxen right now from my Linux desktop while typing this and waiting for some 500+ mailboxes to travel from one server to the next.

  105. Flexible workspaces by lysium · · Score: 1
    Its blind and stupid for a company to force all of its employees to submit to one form of work or the other. What they would do, if the decisions weren't made by idiots, is that they would have the social people work in groups to augment their productivity, and let the loners do their projects by themselves to keep them productive too.

    It would be a much simpler matter to redesign the workspace to allow for both kinds of work to go on simultaneously -- that is, split the total square footage between group-oriented workspaces, and more isolated cubicles or offices for individiual work. The current thinking of workspace as terriority, or as a place to "put" someone where they can be found easily by others, must change before this can occur. Forunately, wireless tech like Blackberries, WiFi laptops, and PDAs are going to start trickling down out of the executive ranks in 2004 (IT budget cycle is coming round...), so a few of the more daring (or small) companies might start experimenting in that direction.

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  106. Well that sucks-Road Rage. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Another issue is that there's no "decompression time" built into your schedule. A commute of 10-15 minutes is a good thing if you work a high-stress job because that's just long enough to set the stress aside before you get home. (Your family will thank you for that."
    "

    Your family will. Everyone else on the road will not.

  107. They've been "liberated" from their cubicles. by khasim · · Score: 1

    Apparently, they were oppressed by their personal space.

  108. Something doesn't sound right. by khasim · · Score: 1

    In the article, they're talking about saving money by not leasing as much space.

    You're talking about being able to walk to a building that doesn't have anyone in it.

    But that does have an unattended computer or at least a network connection.

    In that situation, I'd see people setting up their own offices again. You say that the space is available.

    In the article, the space is not available.

    1. Re:Something doesn't sound right. by Charcharodon · · Score: 1

      We do have our own common area with a few offices attached to it but all the machines are available to at least nine different groups. Other than favorite hang out areas it's more or less fluid. We used to have the cubes but then we took up four times the space and had to scatter everyone out since no one area could hold us all. The other machines are scattered about the various work areas. The point being that you can do your work in places other than your office or section that are close to the action.

  109. Excellent Point regarding Books by cquark · · Score: 2, Informative
    I need my technical books too. While electronic books do exist, physical books have substantial advantages over them which more than make up for the lack of keyword searchability.
    1. You often need to read the book and your full screen at the same time. You can buy another monitor, but what if you want to refer to two books? You always have more affordable desk space than screen space.
    2. All the books you need aren't available in electronic form. I recently gained access to Safari and some other electronic books, but they cover less than 10% of what's on my bookshelf so they certainly can't replace it.
    3. Resolution. Books are printed at around 1500dpi, while screens are generally around 100dpi. Books are easier to read.
    4. Paper is an absorptive technology, while screens are projective. Once again, books are easier on your eyes.
    5. Books are more portable. They're fairly light and they don't require power. I can confidently carry my book on the plane across the Atlantic without worrying about power adaptors or battery lifetime for my trip.
    6. Books don't support DRM software.

    As you can see, electronic books are a long way from being an adequate replacement for paper books, though I'm looking forward to digital paper which will alleviate some of the problems with electronic texts, being an absorptive display technology and so not requiring a constant power flow.

  110. So what you're saying is by khasim · · Score: 1

    that for the duration of that project, those people have an area that is specifically their's.

    They don't have to show up early in the morning to stake a claim to it.

    But that does not sound like what the article was talking about.

  111. His name is Frank. by TPFH · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bonus: work without pants!

    "Frank, every time we have a phone meeting you just have to announce that you are not wearing any pants. Well, we are tired of it. It is not funny. You're Fired!!!"

    As much as I'd enjoy working without pants, there might be some disadvantages to it.

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  112. You are obviously inferior engineers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm probably a much better engineer than you, because I have a full office to myself. I also get paid $120K per year, and all I have to do is write a little Java. It's ridiculous.

  113. Re:If you don't work in the office .... x1488 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone sounds a little bitter... why don't you try to learn a real skill? Get some creativity, or people skills? Something to differentiate you from people who might take over your job.

  114. Re:Cannot expect one-size-fits-all workplace to wo by wfrp01 · · Score: 1

    workplace ergonomists consulting with the PHBs are way more into following trends in their own field than in actually noticing what are the needs of employees

    Well said. I think this phenomena is common enough that it should have a name.

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  115. Concentration vs. Communication vs. Productivity by billstewart · · Score: 1
    Different tasks have different needs, and different jobs have different mixtures of tasks.
    There are some tasks where you need peace and quiet for hours of uninterrupted concentration to be really productive - you keep the ideas you need in your head and get into a flow, and if that's interrupted a lot you lose productivity rapidly and spend all your time in slow-start, and you need all your books right at hand on your bookshelf. There are other tasks where your biggest needs are communication with your customer, so as long as you've got a cellphone and laptop it doesn't matter if you've got a desk. There are tasks where you need to be interacting a lot with the other members of your team, so cubicles or open lab-table space work fine. And there are tasks where you need hardware to mess with.

    I started my career at Bell Labs in an environment with two-person offices, which was usually excellent for most work. It's quiet enough that you can think, but you're not isolated (so if you're the type who needs other people there to stay motivated, you've got that, and if you want to have conversations about what's going on you can.) If you needed to ignore everybody and focus, you went to the library.

    The last 10 years, in different parts of AT&T, I've usually been in cubicles plus home office - the last six months I've mostly worked from home, because I'm on the phone a lot, email constantly, supporting people who are out of town, and I go to the office once or twice a month. But for the first year or so doing my current job, it was really helpful being in the office to absorb the relationships and corporate culture and politics and current events. That's one thing I miss when I'm working from home, but the office is usually relatively empty, and we're not hiring new people very often so the fact that I'm not there to help socialize them doesn't get lost. Part of the reason our San Francisco office is relatively empty is that it's expensive real estate, so the Corporate Real Estate Goons decided everybody should have small shared cubicles, and most of the people were sales people who can spend time at their customers' offices or work from home, so they got the hint and stopped showing up.

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  116. Re:Problems for ADD/ADHD people... by baileytal · · Score: 1

    As for one poster's comment "I don't believe in mental disorders", that is an astoundingly unthought-out concept. That concept presumes that, of all the things that can go wrong with the human body, the brain never breaks.

    I'm with you, JetScootr. Honestly, the only people I've ever known to utter statements like the one you give as an example are people who, it turns out, are deathly insecure about their own possible problems. Sometimes they're people who have "mastered" their demons, and believe that a sheer force of will can overcome anything personal. Nonsense! They make these pronouncements from the greatest heights of hubris. It's like people who lose 10 lbs by checking their bad eating habits declaring people with hyperthyroidism as weak because it's not as easy for them to lose 100 lbs.
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  117. Yup. Bell Labs in the 80s by billstewart · · Score: 1

    I've had times when that was the kind of work I was doing, and you're right on about it - and when I read the first paragraph or two I was thinking about Peopleware :-) At Bell Labs in the 70s-80s, we normally had two-person offices for most of the workers (1-person for supervisors, 3-person when we were short on space, or 4-5 person when we stole conference rooms for office space, but mostly 2-person.) It was usually quiet enough to focus, but social enough to communicate.

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  118. Re:Cannot expect one-size-fits-all workplace to wo by EverDense · · Score: 1

    kasparov wrote: "Some people (myself included) have trouble focusing and staying motivated when working at home."

    No wonder you're only drawing with all those chess playing computers,
    take a bit of pride in your chess playing. I would've assumed that almost
    ALL of the previous grand masters had to work from home.

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  119. worksforme - if done right, can be great. by anothy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I worked at Bell Labs in Murray Hill when the building was gradually being converted, one hallway at a time, from old-style offices to cubicles. It was a huge project. And almost nobody who had to work in the results was happy with it. Specifics varied from hallway to hallway, but generally you had a bunch of 3/4 height walls for most people, two to a cubicle, and the management types got "offices", or cubicles with full-height walls.

    when it came time for my group (6-8 people) to move in, we cut a deal with our business unit's leader: expand our lab space, give us two pseudo-real offices, and you don't have to give us any cubes. the result was wonderful: we got a largish lab, where we all set up our workstations (with convention essentially resulting in each person having "their" workstation), we had a place to go for one-on-one meetings, personal phone calls, or naps (we brought a couch into one of the offices), we had great information exchange, and it was just plain fun. we took all our technical books and put them in one of our new shared offices, essentially creating a library, again increasing the benefits of pooled knowledge. it was the best work environment i've ever been in.

    the model we were going on was actually found in-house, existing for years: 1127. this is the Bell Labs Research group that made C, Unix, and most else that's still good about computing. everyone had an office they were hardly ever in. mostly, that core group hung out in the Unix Room (so called because, well, it's where Unix (and later Plan 9) was created). today, i work in two different locations for my employer. in one, everyone's got their own office (real offices, even!). in the other, it's open plan, with three offices and a conference room. i much prefer the later. i find myself more productive, more aware of what's going on in the rest of the company, and (being in IT) more able to respond to issues other people are talking about. in the former office, i'm routinely blind-sided by issues people have been complaining about - to themselves or their office mate - for weeks. the open environment hugely helps exchange of ideas and improves productivity, even after factoring in the seemingly "lost" time people spend just chatting - which, of course, makes the place a lot more fun to work, and improves morale.

    good ideas require interaction. nobody - and i mean nobody - is smart enough to see all possible ends on their own. ask ken and dennis if they could've done what they did without easy collaboration from their peers.

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  120. Yeah but the PHBs Don't Care by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    They can't tell the difference between crappy, bloated buggy code any more than they can tell the difference between a great programmer and one who can't code his way out of a paper bag. To them programmers are just cattle (Or "Resources") and are interchangable. To them, programming is an assembly line process.

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    1. Re:Yeah but the PHBs Don't Care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They may not care right now, but we're not going to be in a bear market forever. Right now, employers can do what they want because people are afraid of losing their jobs. In a year or two or five, it'll be the employees with the upper hand. This cycle has been happening as long as there have been jobs and PHBs.

  121. Arrrrggh by Carmelia · · Score: 1

    High school nightmare all over again!
    Damn, I was so glad those days of being unable to give the right anwers so people wouldn't pick on me were over..

  122. some points in favor of online documentation by GunFodder · · Score: 1

    1. Online docs are easier to update. The author changes the source and if you are pointed at that source you have the update immediately.

    2. Online docs are more portable between work environments. I could lug around 50 pounds worth of docs between my work and home offices; instead I can access onlines docs from either with any computing device.

    3. Books can be loaned but not copied too easily.

    4. Online docs are much cheaper than books.

    Books are fine if you are working in a relatively static environment. When your technology and your location changes though books can be a hassle.

  123. very true by GunFodder · · Score: 1

    This is true in my office. However as people learn more about the available offices and their neighbors their patterns can change. Maybe an office that was unbearably hot in the summer due to sun exposure is now comfy in the winter. Or you change departments and want to sit near your new coworkers. Or a new neighbor likes to yell into their speakerphone. The advantage of flexible officing is all of these things can be accomodated without changing the system.

  124. Re:Cannot expect one-size-fits-all workplace to wo by interociter · · Score: 4, Informative
    I remember reading about this. There are a ton of problems with the virtual office concept. First, graphic artists need hi-def monitors, so they need a defined space to work in. Second, with your team spread out around the building, everyone's going to need a cell phone. Admittedly, Nextels are dead sexy and amazingly useful, but they're also ungodly expensive. This is 2003, we simply can't afford to give every employee a cell phone. Third, despite all the hype about paperless offices, I still have a lot of paper to deal with. If nothing else, I have a lot of books in my office. Unless someone wants to scan them and post the pages as jpgs on some server (hello, lawsuit), I need to have them with me. Fourth, you need an amazing security policy and nobody can be lazy. If all your documents are on a server, that server has to be buttoned down. No more saving files on your local machine if you don't know who's going to have your laptop tomorrow. Admins: be prepared for a non-stop parade of people who can't log in/can't find their stuff/lost that one document that's really important.

    Next, there's the human factor. No definable workspace that's "mine" gives the impression that I'm temporary, simply a cog in a machine. Plus, remember high school? Everyone will gravitate to an area and stake out turf. They will consider that space "theirs" and resent any intrusion. Plus, the "cool kids" will undoubtedly stake out the good areas, leaving the less powerful to wander the office aimlessly looking for a place to work.

    Shared space sounds like a pure utopian ideal that would never work in the real world. The assumption is that everyone on your team gets along perfectly and never needs time apart. I'm part of a pretty good team, but if we all had to share one big cube, we'd be at each other's throats. What happens when you have to work on something with someone? Two people have a conversation with an unwilling audience of three. Either you whisper or you bother everybody else.

    Count me out.

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  125. Re:The management SHOULD fired by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

    You don't even need to analyze the wiley super-genius to get it. Just walk around a university and observe the behavior. You have a population presented with every environment from cubicle to bull-pen, indoors/outdoors, social/anti-social, highly personalized/utterly sterile as well as, in many cases, the bar. Guess what? People use every space depending on need, mood and appropriateness to the task. However, undisturbed, quiet solitude is where most will perform the tasks that require concentration and accuracy especially under pressure. Lesson: To ensure maximum productivity, provide access to all of the above.

  126. clear up some misconceptions by GunFodder · · Score: 1

    Flexible officing is not necessarily about cramming folks into cubes. My building is almost entirely flex, and just about everyone gets a closed office with a door and everything.

    To make this work you have to have the right technology. You need fixed phone numbers that follow you wherever you go, and we have that. You need an easy way to access your computing work environment; our work sessions come up in a few seconds after the insertion of our employee ID into our terminals. It helps to have the ability to access work from outside the office, and we have that as well through VPN. You also need a reservation system to tell you which workspace you are using (so people can find you) and which workspaces you want to use in the future.

    For some folks who come into the office every day like clockwork and always reserve the same office this system doesn't make much sense. But most people aren't really like that. People move around inside a company and sometimes need to change location. People have car repairs, kids, doctors appointments and other things that take them away from the office during work hours. Here in the Bay Area many people have awful commutes that are ameliorated by working from home on occasion.

    Buildings change too; sometimes workspaces are reconfigured or upgraded. Equipment breaks, making the office unusable. New buildings are built, leased or bought and old ones are decommissioned for the same reasons.

    Flexible officing makes it easier to accomodate all of these things because a flex worker can just show up at their new office and they will have a computer, phone, printer, etc ready and waiting for them with no red tape or extra service. And if space is planned properly you can save costs by buying less total space.

    Solving flexible officing problems also helps you with other emerging trends, like distributed workgroups and working from home. Ideally you don't just save money on real estate. You also make your workers happier by allowing them to work where they want.

    1. Re:clear up some misconceptions by ces · · Score: 1

      Solving flexible officing problems also helps you with other emerging trends, like distributed workgroups and working from home. Ideally you don't just save money on real estate. You also make your workers happier by allowing them to work where they want.

      This doesn't suit workers well who need to have a certain amount of equipment, tools, or printed material near them. While some people can work with online documentation only many find it doesn't work for them at all. Add the fact that many sysadmins and programmers like securities traders need lots of screen real-estate or multiple machines that likely isn't present with a laptop or shared office.

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  127. Recent research says this may be a mistake by pcause · · Score: 1
    There is a CNET article, about research that says this kind of shift might be a big mistake.

    Check this article

  128. Open Communication by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

    Some people argue that open office spaces enable 'free flowing communication'. This is not a good thing, as it can be very distracting. If you can't be bothered to send someone an email, call them, or get up and walk 75 feet to see them, then what you were going to say was probably unimportant anyway.

  129. Re:Cannot expect one-size-fits-all workplace to wo by vsprintf · · Score: 1

    Excellent points, especially about people being territorial.

  130. I'm a WOMAN, you insensitive clod!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your post smacks of maleness!

    1. Re:I'm a WOMAN, you insensitive clod!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's interesting, how in an objection to "gender insensitivity", you have used the term maleness in a derogatory manner. Question: given the choice as a supressed minority (woman), would you rather have gender equality, or would you rather have women on top?

  131. Re:Cannot expect one-size-fits-all workplace to wo by amembrane · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What about Citrix or publishing applications via Terminal Services? Everyone is already working on a central server and no longer tied to the workstation.

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  132. Re:Problems for ADD/ADHD people... by TheRealStyro · · Score: 1

    Thank you for the reply and comparison jetscootr. If I had any moderator points I'd try to mod you up. I believe that the reason that ADD/ADHD hasn't been explored on Slashdot (at least recently) is because most people don't want to believe they have a mental disorder and/or they cannot analyze themselves objectively. There are, most likely, some that don't want to admit a problem either.

    I've known I am ADD/ADHD since I was in elementary school. I couldn't sit still and couldn't focus on any subject. Eventually my father relented to the powers-that-be that I should be medicated instead of twice-monthly beatings. The FDA had just approved Ritalin and I was a guinea pig. After six months they couldn't get the dosage low enough to suit me. I always went to zombie-state after taking the pill. I have heard they are much better at dosages now, but I want nothing to do with it. I try to manage by using diet, exercise and meditation. It also doesn't hurt to have a job that fits people with ADD/ADHD.

    Getting back to topic. The best thing a company can do, with regard to ADD/ADHD employees, it to analyze the situation and determine whether an employee is adversely affected by the environment and proceed from there. Unfortunately, most companies would rather just threaten the employee and then dismiss rather than work through the issue. Companies should setup office workspaces with the employees and work to be done taken into account. Use some Myers-Briggs type tests with ADD/ADHD screening, and then place people into workspaces.

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  133. I could set the building on fire by vivek7006 · · Score: 1

    My Boss: I would have to ask you to go ahead and move as far back against the wall as possible. We have some boxes and stuff..... so if you could pack your stuff and move, that would be great. Thanks a bunch Milton!!

    Me: No, ...no... no. I was told ... no .. that I would not have ... to move again. Mm .. Ok ... I.. could ... set the building on fire.

  134. They could be women as well by Chemisor · · Score: 2, Funny

    > Do you supose they could be women as well?

    Oh, we all so wish this could be true!!!

  135. Are cubicles and American thing? by gilgongo · · Score: 1

    I hear alot of jokes and comments involving working in "cubicles" (e.g. Dilbert, this article...) - but here in the UK, I've never worked in an office that has them.

    I've worked in large companies/corporations (the BBC, IPC Magazines) and seen the inside of many more (BSkyB, Cisco UK, Diageo) as well as several smaller outfits of about 50-100 employees, and apart from a couple of dividers here and there, I've never seen an office divided up into cubicles.

    It sounds like hell on earth! Are they just American?

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    "And the meaning of words; when they cease to function; when will it start worrying you?"
    1. Re:Are cubicles and American thing? by MSBob · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Yes. Cubicles are very prevailent in the US and Canada. And yes it is a horrible environment where you only get an illusion of having your own personal space. Then there is the pissing contests of who's going to be in a cube with a window seat. Some cubes are so horrendously positioned that can never know what the weather is lik unless you go outside the building.

      You don't want this trend to catch on in Europe. I used to work in the UK and we used to have a huge big room with 12ft ceilings amongst three of us and we couldn't be happier. Big bright room with three desks in three corners. Mmmm... those were the days!

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  136. not fond of homw work any more-Home accounting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I don't know about you, but if I could put 15% of my after-tax take-home back in my pocket every month, I'm all for this 'pay cut'.

    Just because the company spends something on you as an expense doesn't mean it is a direct benefit."

    Which goes out in higher utility bills, and other expenses. Expenses that wouldn't have been as big because you weren't home as much.

    You save on one end, and pay out on the other.

    1. Re:not fond of homw work any more-Home accounting. by xdroop · · Score: 1
      Utilities?

      Let's say electricity doubles: that's an additional $50.

      Let's say heat doubles (we live in Canada, eh?); that's another $50 per month.

      Let's say internet... nope, pay that anyways.

      Let's say computer costs... nope, if my employer wants me to work full time, he pays for the computer.

      Let's say water costs double (because we're now flushing at home instead of at the office); that's $25.

      I'm confused. What are we spending the rest of the money on? Slashdot subscription? Dress bunny slippers?

      For the same salary, I'm still ahead at home. Getting me out of the car makes a huge difference.

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  137. Peopleware, and "Death March" by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

    Yourdon wrote about how to get a project done when there's not enough time. Besides ruthlessly pruning features and compromising quality, his recommendation was to put the developers in offices. There's no substitute for concentration.

  138. Individuality by gidds · · Score: 1
    Yes, I think this is a Good Thing (tm). I experienced that

    Yeah, and of course everyone is just like you, aren't they?

    That's the single biggest problem with most of the fashions in the working environment: they assume that what's good for some people (read: those making the decisions) will automatically be good for everyone. I have news for you: people are different. Otherwise everyone would be equally good at their jobs... What's good for one person won't necessarily be good for another. Some people thrive on personal contact, others find it distracting. Some work best under great pressure, others find it stressful and counterproductive. Some can juggle umpteen tasks at once, others have to concentrate on one at once. Some have the self-discipline to work at home without getting distracted, others perform best in a work environment. Some enjoy new surroundings every day, others prefer somewhere familiar that they have a bit of control over.

    I think Scott Adams had the right idea. One of his books laid down his management principles, one of which was along the lines that people are generally capable and willing to produce good work; the function of management should be to give people what they need for their job, and then keep out of their way and let them do it!

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    1. Re:Individuality by rastakid · · Score: 1

      Funny, you are able to quote me right, but you completely miss the point. Okay, to quote myself again:

      Yes, I think this is a Good Thing (tm).

      Pay good attention to the I think, yes it says: I, me, not you, not any other Slashdot reader. This is my personal opinion about this, and if you disagree with me, and want to change my mind: by my guest! But use arguments please, so I can think about it. Your reply hasn't helped me any further, and certainly didn't change my mind.

  139. Experience at IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I worked in the space management department at IBM, and during an influx of 300+ more workers than we had space for, we had to move some existing employees around to get new people close to the departmens/teams they were gonna be working in. Well, one guy that had been working there for 10+ years threw a hissy fit when we went to move him from his 4th floor window office to a 1st floor window office. He complained to his manager, and to his manager's manager. Even though he was going to be moving in to the same size office and such, some people get extremely territorial over their offices.

    I've also worked in many "2 wall" environments, and find it bothersome that other people bug the hell out of me for working quietly. While I merrily type away on whatever project i'm doing, others will constantly bug me, usually just to tell me that i'm "so quiet". Or worse yet, they feel the need to distract me with conversation, wanting to know what I did for the weekend and such. The one thing that pisses me off the most is that if someone brings in food for everyone, they refuse to let me not eat anything despite my hefty need to diet. Everyone around will tell me to "get up and get some", or "go eat", and "don't just sit there". Why can't people just let me do what i'm being PAID to do! I hate working with women, especially because of this. It's as if they can't sit still for more than 15 minutes without having to talk to someone, and don't even think of getting any work done if someone brings in photos of their baby/vacation.

    If I ever get to a point where I can negotiate my contract, a private office will forever be first on my list ahead of any salary or benefit requirements.

  140. Working from home and "Work for Hire" by Jason+Pollock · · Score: 1

    Here's an interesting question. One of the things that determines if you are an employee or not is if the company that is paying you provides you with a place to work. If they don't, or you have significant external presence (working from home!) could you be considered a "contractor"?

    If yes, I forsee a lot of lawsuits when Cisco/Sun/etc figure out that they don't own the copyright to their code anymore. Copyright rules for contractors are very different than employees.

    Jason Pollock
  141. Where I Intern by concordeonetwo · · Score: 1

    I'm an engineering intern at a local TV station. Originally, I had no place in the building to call mine, so I was free to do any desk work anywhere in the building. It was a pain at first because I didn't have my own computer, so making wiring diagrams and stuff like that was a pain. I bought an iBook since I will need a laptop for school anyways and that made a differnce. I started to desk work up in a studio, which was OK for a while but got kind of dull because there was no one to talk to. One day , I noticed there was free cube by where my other boss works with a nice Power Mac G4 on it, so I asked him about it and he said "Sure, the Mac needs to tested anyways". I sit there now and I like it mich better because there's people around that I can talk to while I do to work. There's a TV in there too and actually I find it kind of nice because that way there isn't a constant humming noise in the air or any annoying music being played on the radio.

  142. Most of those companies are in trouble by Animats · · Score: 1
    Sun is going the way of DEC and SGI. Nobody can quite figure out why anybody really needs them any more. HP is basically a printer company with some sideline businesses. Cisco is competing with mountains of used Cisco gear left over from dead dot-coms. Intel doesn't have any hot new products in the pipe. (There was supposed to be a Pentium 5 this year, but due to lack of interest, it was cancelled.)

    None of those companies are growing. They're all shrinking. This "hoteling" stuff looks just like downsizing.

  143. Culture Mis-match by MorePower · · Score: 1

    Wow, this is one of those rare times when my past military experience lets me understand what someone is talking about.

    No offense but then again the civilian side isn't very well known for it either, unless of course you are talking about nit-pick job descriptions and contract agreements (not my job) and making sure they get all their breaks and overtime.

    Charcharodon is refering to civilians who work for the Government. They are ultra picky about "job descriptions" and will not perform any task, no matter how simple and/or critical, that isn't explicitly listed in their job description. The civilians who don't work for the government are generally nothing like that, unless its a union job.

  144. Really? by cubicledrone · · Score: 1

    freeing employees from their cubicles to save on corporate real estate costs

    They fire them.

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    Business isn't willing to pay for products, innovation and careers, so we get brands, mortgage commercials and layoffs.
  145. They'll take it all by cubicledrone · · Score: 1

    They've taken away job security.

    They've taken away the benefits.

    They've taken away overtime.

    They've taken away the promotions.

    They've taken away the adequate salary.

    And now, they've taken the furniture.

    It's not funny.

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    Business isn't willing to pay for products, innovation and careers, so we get brands, mortgage commercials and layoffs.
    1. Re:They'll take it all by badman99 · · Score: 0

      So come work here in Australia......Most of us work 40 hour weeks and get paid enough for a 'comfortable" life style. Hell I'm 27 and own my own home. I've travelled in the U.S, but there is no way I would ever live there, about the only benefit I can see from being a Yank is getting technology quicker......But hey I live 5mins walk from a beautiful rainforest/beach I think I can handle waiting 3-6months for the latest and greatest to be available.

    2. Re:They'll take it all by ces · · Score: 1

      They've taken away job security.

      They've taken away the benefits.

      They've taken away overtime.

      They've taken away the promotions.

      They've taken away the adequate salary.

      And now, they've taken the furniture.

      It's not funny.


      The next step is to take away the paycheck either by outsourcing overseas or hiring only unpaid interns.

      Maybe unionizing wouldn't be such a bad thing.

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  146. Re:Cannot expect one-size-fits-all workplace to wo by tigga · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Plus, remember high school? Everyone will gravitate to an area and stake out turf.


    Funny, There are a lot of schools abroad where one do not have any personal space at all (like locker). One just come everyday with all stuff needed for today and leaves with it, which sucks.

  147. welcome back to the bull pen. by twitter · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    your place

    Johnson Wax, 1936

    The difference? Your place is built before a great depression, the Johnso wax building is built at the end of one. David Byrne says, "Watch me work. Ah, work, work." Now get back to it, slave. That or revolt to take your life back. Home is a place you take care of and take comfort from your spouce and children, not simply sleep and change clothes. Then as now, the non freeness of forgeiners leads to our own. Fight for your life and that of others.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  148. The other side: the hidden costs in people terms by sohp · · Score: 1

    This article from Stanford Business School talks about research showing workers reactions -- they fear virtual teams may make them obsolete.

    Basically: work virtually, put all your knowledge on the company intranet for others to have, and why would the company need you any more?

    That's a simplistic assumption, because the value of an employee is primarily in what cannot be communicated or written down easily (otherwise rules engines would be able to replace us all), but executives might just assume that once you've been "milked" of what you know, you are expendable. In your place they hire some cheap incompentent, and tell them to read your digital history.

  149. yeah, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you ever worked with an asshole with ugly kids, you know this is not a troll.

  150. my 2 cents by rtconner · · Score: 1

    i dont feel like reading all the other posts, but i just wanted to say this. i hate working in the same room as other people. i'm the only person that knows anything, so they always keep comming to me and asking me questions and such. i then have to stop what i'm doing and help them. i need my privacy so that i can actually accomplish something.

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  151. Wow by Simple-Simmian · · Score: 1
    This makes me all very happy in some respects that I am unemployed and have been for ages.
    Given my short temper it's a Good Thing.
    Seems people are very hung up with the cubicle "life."
    But isn't it what you have chosen?
    If it's not then why are you doing it?

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    Yea I can't spell. So what is your point?
  152. Re:Those who don't learn the lessons of the past.. by Reziac · · Score: 1

    This discussion reminds me of how study halls were handled in my high school (back in the early '70s). If you had no intention of studying, you went to the cafeteria, where the noise level approached infinity. If you wanted to study without being bugged by anyone, you went to the auditorium. If you were studying but open to suggestion (wandering teachers sometimes had interesting things for us to do) or wanted to study collaboratively, you went to one of the back stairwells or the foyer to the teachers' lounge. In each case, the location tended to select for a given type of studying ("work") and made it plain to anyone why you were there. Anyway, interesting in light of the different work environments being discussed, and how one's behaviour naturally follows.

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  153. Re:The other side: the hidden costs in people term by Yogs · · Score: 1

    People are naturally scared about their jobs, but this is not a particularly good reason to be scared (at least in semi-rational organizations (maybe we should be scared, but the problem still requires a closer look)).

    Simply, if you are not one of these incompetents yourself, you will not be able to put even 1% down because you know too much and a large fraction of what you know will be less explicit than is reasonably easy to put to coherent, flowing prose. Furthermore, hopefully you'll be learning new stuff at some clip, so they'll constantly be a gap. However, this isn't the major reason not to fear the incompetent, the major reason not to fear the incompetent is that he is incompetent.

    Such an incompetent reading your how tos, handy tips, cautionary notes, etc... will not be anything near a replacement of you because he lacks the implicit and/or foundational knowledge and the intelligence to make much sense of what you put out there except in the same context.

    The two greater threats are your competant coworkers in combination with downsizing, and bright, but less experienced entry level folks. The degree of a threat they pose is related to how close they are to your level in other ways... sorry but you do have to differentiate yourself somehow. That really doesn't seem too harsh to me.

    Further, if you like actually doing things, maybe even something new from time to time, it is far, far more enjoyable to work in an environment where necessary information is fairly easy to get at. I personally wouldn't trade that for a fiefdom, however secure, and I say this even though I am not in a stable work situation myself. I don't know, but certainly suspect that some of the more vocal people about this issue are incompetents themselves... they ARE replaceable with a couple dozen howtos so naturally don't want to write them.

    Were this a just world where I was running things, I would want to take into acccount additions to the corporate knowledge base. It is productive work, and it does matter. OK, so you can only change future pay, and you can only do it on past information. So what? That's always the case. Past experience isn't a perfect predictor of the future, but it's not so bad, and I'd be just fine with compensating people partially in relation to how much information they made available to their peers and how useful it was to them. Granted, that's hard to determine, but it's worth trying.

  154. Two different issues by scruffyMark · · Score: 1
    If they can't communicate effectively or deal with other people, they have no place in most workforces.

    That's a very different thing from being able to do productive work in a room with 100 conversations going on on all sides.

    I think I'm pretty good at communicating with people, but that's what meetings and lunches are for. When I'm done communicating and dealing with people, and it's time to do some intense thinking, I don't need four different meetings, half a dozen tech support calls, and twenty tinnily-audible sets of headphone music going on in the same room.

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  155. Re:Cannot expect one-size-fits-all workplace to wo by interociter · · Score: 1

    Actually, I was referring to the lunchroom. By October, every clique has their table staked out for the year. I foresee that same dynamic playing out in the workplace, which would suck even harder.

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    Interociter
    -=What do I want? I'm an American. I want more.
  156. flaw in argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi,
    I actually agree with you, but your argument is flawed.

    You have not considered the possibility that the inventing type people might more likely stick alone. So if you are comparing you should compare in proportions of 5 inventor type people sticking together vs less than 5 ppl. The fact is there *may* be lots of inventors who work in groups of 5 which could account for the statistic you pointed out.

  157. Re:Cannot expect one-size-fits-all workplace to wo by baldeep · · Score: 1

    Can't afford cell phones for every worker? How much does it cost to set up a land line for every worker? I'm curious to see some actual figures since it seems like setting up wired phones would be rather expensive. There's the cost of your own voicemail software, salaries for whatever staff maintains your phone system, the line leases themselves, long distance charges, equipment, etc. In new offices you even have to figure in the cost of running the wire. (At some point in the distant future, perhaps we won't need to run phone wire everywhere in the office?)

    If you try leasing a single office, a single line with voicemail etc. is about $110/month.

    Of course the downside to wireless is that it's less reliable, but you get a worry-free voicemail system, you don't have to administer your own telecom staff, and you can let the wireless company worry about upgrades and maintenance.

  158. Re:No more fake-ass social responsibility by jorjun · · Score: 1

    Human Resources believe that people are merely equivalent to capital-intensive equipment.

    Tech jobs in the UK are rarely advertised with a requirement for more than 4 years experience - this is purely to reduce cost, because the value of experience is difficult to quantify (and older workers may come with 'overheads' that make them hungrier for more pay such as family commitments and maybe dependants, god forbid.)

    You have to wonder where the race to the bottom for cost reduction is taking corporations next.

    I think payroll employees will disappear altogether to be replaced with temporary project teams supervised by stake-holders utilising super scalar Project Life-cycle Management packages PLMs.) think auto-text message to your mobile that tells you :

    "Profit Centre XY, project AB222 thanks you for your contribution. We will be in touch for any future requirements."

  159. Office Hotelling by hughk · · Score: 1
    I was on a consultancy gig for a while at a company that was suffering from a McKinsey infestation. Their idea was for staff that work mainly out with clients to share resources.

    Desks were implemented using Citrix for the PCs and Sunray for Solaris. Lockable drawer units could be wheeled around easily between offices. Easy, but not what you want on a daily basis.

    The economics for Citrix suck as it is always cheaper to have the mips in a workstation than a server for a PC. the telephone system allowed users to login and logout of the phone so you could take the phone wherever your desk was. If you really want to be mobile, but you don't need mobiles then DECT works quite well. For real mobiles, it depends upon your deal. We paid a much lower rate between the office and the mobile.

    Cool idea for management consultants. Bad idea for almost anyone else that happen to be office based. Forget books, and as for leaving documents on the server, some very interesting docs were compromised their (Restricted supplier policies/bids, contract rates, etc).

    As a developer, we ended up moving every couple of months or so. Still a tremendous upheaval and altogether a dumb idea.

    On the other hand, it is probably useful for some staff who mainly work elsewhere or on the road. I was on one gig where I was out most of the time doing consultancy, seriously overseas. When I was in the office, I didn't need too many books as I was mainly there for face time and to organise office support (i.e., filing, copying and so on).

    As a final point, if you build an open plan office without conference facilities - best employ deaf developers. Personally, in such environments, good headphones that exclude ambient noise are wonderful.

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  160. Re:Cannot expect one-size-fits-all workplace to wo by hesiod · · Score: 1

    > One just come everyday with all stuff needed for today and leaves with it, which sucks.

    I don't think carrying around seven 10-pound books all day sounds like a good idea.

  161. Re:Cannot expect one-size-fits-all workplace to wo by hesiod · · Score: 1

    > At some point in the distant future, perhaps we won't need to run phone wire everywhere in the office?

    I spoke with some Cisco reps recently about IP phones. They also had wireless IP phones, which worked pretty darn well. So to answer your question, no, we won't. You don't have to now.

  162. Re:Cannot expect one-size-fits-all workplace to wo by Stone316 · · Score: 1
    I think what some people are missing is that most IT jobs can be performed from anywhere, DBA's, developers, designers, alike. Yes, for some jobs like graphic artists they may require special hardware resources but thats not the norm.

    Theres no reason why in this day in age most people couldn't work from wherever they wanted.. From home, shared cubicals, picnic table, etc. We have the technology, the only thing standing in the way is PHB's.

    Studies have shown that people who work from home are more productive and work longer hours. The last company I was at didn't mind if you work from home but in my current position they like to see your face from 9-5. Basically it comes down to trust and unfortunately, alot of managers out there don't trust their employees.

    If they could get past that, there would be tremendous real estate savings.

    Shared space is ideal for people who work from home but are in the office 1-2 days a week for meetings, etc. Other than that, I don't see much of a point.. why not just knock down all the cubicle walls and push people closer together.

    --
    "Thanks to the remote control I have the attention span of a gerbil."
  163. more like outsourced to foreign lands... by mwilliamson · · Score: 1
    Pointy Haired Boss Says:
    You no longer need your cubicle because someone in a foreign country now has your job at 1/10th the costs to us. Oh yes, don't bother going there because their country doesn't reciprocate and allow Americans to work there.

    This is one more example of the American middle class being put out to pasture.

  164. Even cubicles have too much noise by Stone316 · · Score: 1

    Right now, I can hear at least 6 keyboards, 2 people on the phone and a couple of conversations and i'm in cubicle land. Its distracting as hell.

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    "Thanks to the remote control I have the attention span of a gerbil."
  165. Re:Cannot expect one-size-fits-all workplace to wo by hesiod · · Score: 1

    > > PHBs are way more into following trends in their own field than in actually noticing what are the needs of employees
    > I think this phenomena is common enough that it should have a name.


    Substitute "customers" for "employees" and it's called "The Nineties."

  166. Have a nice day by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    And dont let the door hit you in the ass as on your way out the door.

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  167. Re:Cannot expect one-size-fits-all workplace to wo by gavri · · Score: 1

    I don't think carrying around seven 10-pound books all day sounds like a good idea.
    Which is exactly what we in India do. And it's more than just 7 books. It's atleast 8 books and 8 notebooks to be carried to and from school!
    Lockers are just too expensive and occupy too much space, i guess

  168. Re:Those who don't learn the lessons of the past.. by pmz · · Score: 1

    Humans may be by and large social creatures...

    s/social/sexual/

    Everything that humans do is to eventually have a go at reproduction. Social hierarchies and other structures and behaviors all facilitate this in one way or another.

    Why do professional women go to work looking like they just got laid? Why do men strive to look and appear like the silverback in a jungle? Why do people put loud stereos into their cars on the way to work?

    It's all about the babboon's ass and the bullfrog's call, even at the height of human business and technology.

  169. Re:Cannot expect one-size-fits-all workplace to wo by baldeep · · Score: 1

    Yes, perhaps you don't absolutely have to now, but I don't think anyone will build an office without phone lines for at least 5 years.... IP telephony needs to become more common than traditional phone products first.

  170. Chronic Cubicle Syndrome! by core_dump_0 · · Score: 1

    The subject says it all.

  171. They are though by scruffyMark · · Score: 1
    Read the article carefully.

    Those who prove to be unproductive when they have to share space with others risk getting fired.

    And if you actually follow the link and read the Mercury News article:

    The noise of shared work spaces bothers many people, while others regard offices as status symbols. Some can't get any work done without a regular place to sit.

    Encore Technical Staffing, a headhunting firm, closed its Redwood City office about three years ago to avoid a rent increase and asked its 40-or-so employees to be mobile. But some proved unproductive and were fired.

    So, there you go - companies decide to save on rent, even though it means their productive employees become unproductive and need to be fired, and new employees need to be screened, hired, trained, and brought up to speed.

    Makes you think someone didn't think this 'saving' through real well...

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    1. Re:They are though by cookiepus · · Score: 1

      You're right in that I didn't read the article. However, IIRC the comment I am responding to said something along the lines of "oh no they're going to fire someone for being anti-social" - which is not the case.

      If your company restructures from cubes to open floor and you cannot be productive in that environment, you're not being fired for being anti-social. You and the company are no longer a fit, however. It goes vice-versa too, if a company goes from open floor to cubes, the clastraphobic will be looking to get out since the company no longer fits their working style.

      It's a far cry from firing someone because you do not like their social skills.

      Thanks.

  172. Re:The Zone by �nertia · · Score: 1
    I think alot of these types of decisions are brought about by the scientific notion of increased performance through Open processes. In fact this is the driving argument behind open source

    The fact that your actions are able to be scrutinised by peers, would in theory lead to better quality work. I do however understand that everyone is different when it comes to productivity. And that employees should have the right to decide how thier work enviroments are arranged to some degree.

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