BLOOD & THUNDER SLASHDOTTER:...And the bezan shall be huge and black, and the eyes thereof red with the blood of living creatures, and the whore of Babylon shall ride forth on a three-headed serpent, and throughout the lands, there'll be a great rubbing of parts. Yeeah...
FALSE SLASHDOTTER:...For the demon shall bear a nine-bladed sword. Nine-bladed! Not two or five or seven, but nine, which he will wield on all wretched sinners, sinners just like you, sir, there, and the horns shall be on the head, with which he will...
BORING SLASHDOTTER:...Obadiah, his servants. There shall, in that time, be rumours of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things wi-- with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock. Yea, it is written in the book of Cyril that, in that time, shall the third one...
COMMANDER TACO: Don't you, eh, moderate other people, or you might get moderated yourself.
MODERATOR: What?
COMMANDER TACO: I said, 'Don't pass judgment on other people, or else you might get judged, too.'
I think I must have some form of ADD, because at first I thought the initial missions in GTASA were very tedious, what with the difficulty of getting around fast in the starting area... too much urban clutter.
Yea so I cheated to get the jetpack to get past the tediousness, but I stopped using it as soon as other flying vehicles became available.
this thing almost reads like Fight Club
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Every time the plane banked too sharply on take-off or landing, I prayed for a crash, or a mid-air collision -- anything.
No more haircuts. Nothing matters, not even bad breath.
Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip.
Maybe they started listening to what Lemmy said
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They say music is the food of love, Let's see if you are hungry enough, Take a bite, take another, just like a good boy would, Get a sweet thing on the side, Home cooking, homicide, Side order, could be your daughter, Fingerlicking good
Come on baby, eat the rich, Put the bite on the son of a bitch, Don't mess around, don't give me no switch, C'mon baby eat the rich C'mon baby eat the rich
Sittin' here in a restaurant, Tell the waiter just what you want Is that the meat, you wanted to eat, How would you ever know? Hash browns an' bacon strips, I love the way that you lick your lips, No fooling, I can see you drooling, Feel the hunger grow
[Chorus]
Eat up, eat you, eat me, Eat two, get one free Shetland pony, extra pepperoni Just pick up the phone, Eat greek, or eat chinese, Eat salad, or scarf up grease You're on the shelf, maybe eat yourself, Come on, bite my bone
It's frickin cold up here in Canada during winter.
A few more degrees, and the Champlain Sea might be reborn, and give me a nice beachfront property on the edge of the soon to be renamed "Ottawa Valley".
on one hand, it states "[the impactor]is designed to obliterate itself, as it excavates a crater possibly large enough to swallow the Roman Coliseum", but also "In the world of science, this is the astronomical equivalent of a 767 airliner running into a mosquito."
I'm not an aerospace engineer, but is it possible for a mosquito to make a crater on the surface of a 767 airliner?
but in case there is someone who stole your identity, and bought a car, a house, etc., can you call the cops on him and then take possession of "your" stuff?
While I seem to remember that about 1% of people of European descent are immune, something that has to do with their ancestors surviving the plague due to a genetic "defect", and the same "defect" is protecting them from HIV.
Yea really. I saw the title of the/. submission and I got all excited thinking it would be about advice on how to get girls to date me, so just this once I decided to click the link and RTFA...
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BLOOD & THUNDER SLASHDOTTER: ...And the bezan shall be huge and black, and the eyes thereof red with the blood of living creatures, and the whore of Babylon shall ride forth on a three-headed serpent, and throughout the lands, there'll be a great rubbing of parts. Yeeah...
...For the demon shall bear a nine-bladed sword. Nine-bladed! Not two or five or seven, but nine, which he will wield on all wretched sinners, sinners just like you, sir, there, and the horns shall be on the head, with which he will...
...Obadiah, his servants. There shall, in that time, be rumours of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things wi-- with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock. Yea, it is written in the book of Cyril that, in that time, shall the third one...
FALSE SLASHDOTTER:
BORING SLASHDOTTER:
COMMANDER TACO: Don't you, eh, moderate other people, or you might get moderated yourself.
MODERATOR: What?
COMMANDER TACO: I said, 'Don't pass judgment on other people, or else you might get judged, too.'
SLASHDOTTER: Who, me?
COMMANDER TACO: Yes.
MODERATOR: Oh. Ooh. Thank you very much.
COMMANDER TACO: Well, not just you. All of you.
what we can expect from it in the future
Another must-buy limited edition collectible format for the Star Wars Hexalogy!
I think I must have some form of ADD, because at first I thought the initial missions in GTASA were very tedious, what with the difficulty of getting around fast in the starting area... too much urban clutter.
Yea so I cheated to get the jetpack to get past the tediousness, but I stopped using it as soon as other flying vehicles became available.
Every time the plane banked too sharply on take-off or landing, I prayed for a crash, or a mid-air collision -- anything.
No more haircuts. Nothing matters, not even bad breath.
Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip.
They say music is the food of love,
Let's see if you are hungry enough,
Take a bite, take another, just like a good boy would,
Get a sweet thing on the side,
Home cooking, homicide,
Side order, could be your daughter,
Fingerlicking good
Come on baby, eat the rich,
Put the bite on the son of a bitch,
Don't mess around, don't give me no switch,
C'mon baby eat the rich
C'mon baby eat the rich
Sittin' here in a restaurant,
Tell the waiter just what you want
Is that the meat, you wanted to eat,
How would you ever know?
Hash browns an' bacon strips,
I love the way that you lick your lips,
No fooling, I can see you drooling,
Feel the hunger grow
[Chorus]
Eat up, eat you, eat me,
Eat two, get one free
Shetland pony, extra pepperoni
Just pick up the phone,
Eat greek, or eat chinese,
Eat salad, or scarf up grease
You're on the shelf, maybe eat yourself,
Come on, bite my bone
Just hang on to the Bohm or Everett interpretation and everything will be ok!
I hereby lift my Starbucks Grande Latte to the success of this awesome science-fiction tv show.
And NEAR's landing on Eros? Or does it not count?
welcome our new global warming overlords.
It's frickin cold up here in Canada during winter.
A few more degrees, and the Champlain Sea might be reborn, and give me a nice beachfront property on the edge of the soon to be renamed "Ottawa Valley".
What I'd like to know, is why reality actually exists.
oh wait, this is isn't Fark
I hope he does a feature article on how many people die from automobile-related causes, including deaths resulting from oil-rich country-invasion(s).
But I'm not holding my breath.
I think archeologists would be better off not making assumptions in the absense of proof, because you can't prove a negative.
Add some digitized, pirated pron to the plot, and I'll definitely go watch it in theatres.
They gave him a pager, but if they call during league play... [shakes head]
on one hand, it states "[the impactor]is designed to obliterate itself, as it excavates a crater possibly large enough to swallow the Roman Coliseum", but also "In the world of science, this is the astronomical equivalent of a 767 airliner running into a mosquito."
I'm not an aerospace engineer, but is it possible for a mosquito to make a crater on the surface of a 767 airliner?
which I shall not name (if it still exists, I haven't visited the Big Smoke in a while), that sells coffee under the name "Rocket Fuel".
Basically, it's Turkish-style coffee, so the analogy is pretty good...
when I was 13, the bloody cutting edge Mac was the Apple IIe, which no one I knew could afford...
but in case there is someone who stole your identity, and bought a car, a house, etc., can you call the cops on him and then take possession of "your" stuff?
While I seem to remember that about 1% of people of European descent are immune, something that has to do with their ancestors surviving the plague due to a genetic "defect", and the same "defect" is protecting them from HIV.
It's even mentionned in this article
I want teh sexy replicants
How about /.TV? 24 hour news and information for nerds? Fellas?
Imagine if there's a slashdot show with people calling in... we'll have people trolling "FIRST CALL!", "Props to the GNAA!", etc.
Thankfully, it's pretty hard to do a phone/audio rendition of the goatse.
"Microsoft releases malicious software", and I was like so what, tell me something I don't know...
Yea really. I saw the title of the /. submission and I got all excited thinking it would be about advice on how to get girls to date me, so just this once I decided to click the link and RTFA...
What a disappointment.
ah nevermind, he shaved it just before the show.