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Ethical Questions For The Age Of Robots

balancedi writes "Should robots eat? Should they excrete? Should robots be like us? Should we be like robots? Should we care? Jordan Pollack, a prof in Comp Sci at Brandeis, raises some unusual but good questions in an article in Wired called 'Ethics for the Robot Age.'"

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  1. Ethical Questions by the_mad_poster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't think he's really asking questions that haven't been asked before in other mediums.

    In fact, a lot of the potential problems he alludes to seem to stem from human fears about things humans can or have done to each other in the past. I think that what we really need to be concerned about is creating a new form of "life" that is too much like us without the knowledge we've gained so far.

    Think about it. We build this system that can do the thinking of 5000 human years in a day, but he doesn't have the KNOWLEDGE to necessarily back it up. What then? We've got a brand new self-interested lifeform that just evolved 1.5 million years in thirty seconds. I mean, Mr. Roboto may come to the logical conclusion that xyz group needs to be euthanized because it's interfering with abc group without, it would appear, any benefit. For example, if you have all these people in southeast asia who might get dangerously ill and spread disease to otherwise healthy people, isn't the most logical conclusion to either quarantine them and let them die, or to euthanize them so they don't suffer.

    Well.. sort of, but that doesn't go well with human motivations and desires, something the robot may not have taken into consideration because it lacks the knowledge of human history that's shaped us to this point and caused us to come to the conclusion that it's best to HELP them, not rid the world of them.

    I think machines ought to be barred from rapid critical human thinking until we have stepped through the process with them. The problem might become that the computer can outthink humans by so many orders of magnitude that we can't error check the process in development because there's too much data coming out for humans to walk through.

    All that said, perhaps the future lies in alleviating some of the bottle necks to human thinking and expanding our capabilities in new ways by merging with machines. In that way, the human can throttle the computer, and the computer can tap the human's experiences and knowledge in order to come up with a wider range of "logical" conclusions than might otherwise be possible within the limited scope of programming directives.

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    1. Re:Ethical Questions by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

      If they just watch Battlestar Galactica this Friday they'll have their answer.

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    2. Re:Ethical Questions by nfdavenport · · Score: 0

      >>All that said, perhaps the future lies in alleviating some of the bottle necks to human thinking and expanding our capabilities in new ways by merging with machines. This is exactly the course that the future is likely to take. I personally don't believe they will ever achieve something akin to animal consciousness in a computer simulation/robot brain. The cyborg route is much more likely and will probably start they way you say, by merging man with machines. However, where this will lead is to taking only the necessary animal elements and incorporating them into the machine. Maybe they won't be using human brains at first, but it will come eventually, ethical issues aside. I like the whole human part machine concept. The whole machine, part human concept is the scary part. The cabbage patch doll of 2040 will be a Monkey brained robot. You can name him yourself and feed him high glucose syrup everyday. Just make sure you do feed him, or he may turn into evil cranky monkey brained robot and turn on you.

    3. Re:Ethical Questions by cyberwiz01 · · Score: 0

      It's interesting that so many people talk about "when" we get to the point where robots can "think" but I think more people should be asking "if" robots advance to that point, and if so "how". Even the most advanced AI of our day pales in comparison to even a mere infant. I have yet to see an answer as to how a machine can be made to think instead of just following pre-programmed instructions. It has been said that the human brain is one of the most complicated structures in the universe. Matching that complexity would be quite a task.

    4. Re:Ethical Questions by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      Well the big mistake assumed in teh New Battlestar series is that humanity created a race of robots with intelligence to act as slaves... If we have learned nothing else by now it's that slaves don't want to be slaves regardless of how intelligent they are (even pets can't really be counted as slaves, treat a pet badly and it will literally bite the hand that feeds it)...

      Personnally I take that to mean that we leave robots doing manual tasks as remote controlled devices with no real intelligence and we won't have that problem...

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    5. Re:Ethical Questions by asliarun · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While your points on ethics is valid, what's the practical use of humanoid robots anyway?

      The author talks about robots manning call centers. This, IMHO, is an absurd use of humanoid robots. It would be infinitely more practical to make an "intelligent" telephone or EPABX than it is to employ a humanoid robot to answer phones all day long. The same holds true for most other cases. Even if you take a hazardous job such as mining, i'm sure that specialized machines with specific domain intelligence in mining will easily outperform and be more cost effective than a humanoid robot.

      The way i see it, humanoid robots will always be a novelty, and will not serve any practical purpose. I know i run the risk of making a "640kb RAM should be enough for anybody" kind of comment. However, in real terms, i don't see humanoid robots (costing millions) substituting specialized machines or even human beings anytime soon, if ever. A more practical scenario, in my opinion, would be an integration of man with robot. Medical prosthetics has already made significant progress in this regard. This will only continue and someday move upwards until it reaches the brain.

      Another thing is that the root cause for this discussion is not the robots themselves but the AI driving the robots. My guess is that human beings would rather integrate AI into their own brain and rely on the AI to augment their own knowledge and thinking power. Comapared to this, using AI-enabled humanoid robots to clean one's dishes simply does not make sense.

    6. Re:Ethical Questions by AviLazar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes my car is going to start an uprising. It will rally all the cars at the mall and they will turn against their masters.

      Giving something true AI is going to be kind of difficult - not impossible - but difficult. It has to have the ability to adapt and to learn (the new SONY robot, while advanced, is not that advanced - it just responds to variables).

      Once we give robots true AI, lets hope we instill some sort of values in them - otherwise we might have some naughty children who can kick our butts.

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    7. Re:Ethical Questions by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 1

      I agree.

      It's always easier to make a "robotic" machine to manufacture something then it would be to make a humanoid robot to run a machine designed to be run by a human... to a point.

      If at some point in the distant future you have NS-5's walking around then the opposite is true. It would be easier to teach an NS-5 to drive then it would be to go out and build a fully autonymous car (since once you taught the NS-5 to drive one car, it could drive any car).

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    8. Re:Ethical Questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... lets hope we instill some sort of values in them...

      Or at least 3 laws.

    9. Re:Ethical Questions by KrackHouse · · Score: 1

      The movie Outbreak has a happy ending. But what if it happened in real life and someone that hadn't been blown up by the daisy cutter escaped resulting in the end of humanity. Robots would take a long term view and decide what was best for everybody and drop the bomb. We as humans are on our high horses and we're riding towards a lowhanging branch. The robots will be in the trees with chainsaws yet we'll criticize them for being noisy.

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    10. Re:Ethical Questions by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      What article were you reading? I saw one thing about remote workers "telecommuting" using telerobots (remoted controlled machines like what gets used now in some remote controled surgeries) and replacing local workers.

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    11. Re:Ethical Questions by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      "For example, if you have all these people in southeast asia who might get dangerously ill and spread disease to otherwise healthy people, isn't the most logical conclusion to either quarantine them and let them die, or to euthanize them so they don't suffer."

      That depends on your definition of "logic" - which to me suggests that humans aren't very good at it...

      Also, the idea that human history is an advantage for an AI but that an AI wouldn't have it is also flawed. Any AI with a brain - pardon the joke - will have enough smarts - especially if he IS logical - to study these monkeys around him in all aspects.

      The results might not be pretty for humans - especially if the AI IS logical.

      This is mostly irrelevant, however, since your final point is well taken - rather than create slave AI's, it is more LOGICAL for us to use the technology to expand - and then transform - our own natures.

      This is the basic Transhumanist position since the Gnostics thousands of years ago.

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    12. Re:Ethical Questions by asliarun · · Score: 1

      Yes, i misread that part. It states:-
      "A telerobot is an electronic puppet controlled across a wire by a human using a PC and devices like joysticks and gloves. Consider replacing the on-site operator with a $10-per-day handler in an overseas call center."

      However, using a telerobot is absurd as well. Wouldn't it be much easier to take the call from home, or replace the human being entirely with a speech capable software that answers users' calls all day long?

      Another absurdity is:-
      "Should robots excrete byproducts? When cars were invented, no one imagined that hundreds of millions of them would spew carbon monoxide into the atmosphere. But they do, and yet we still feel entitled to drive them. Imagine the pollution levels if we add hundreds of millions of robots powered by internal combustion engines."

      This has nothing to do with ethics. Nobody considers the power wastage of an electrical appliance as "excrement".

    13. Re:Ethical Questions by pdhenry · · Score: 1

      However, using a telerobot is absurd as well. Wouldn't it be much easier to take the call from home, or replace the human being entirely with a speech capable software that answers users' calls all day long?

      I think you're still missing the point. The point is, what if we set up a factory in the US staffed by $10-a-day workers telecommuting from Bangladesh?

    14. Re:Ethical Questions by Phurd+Phlegm · · Score: 1
      The author talks about robots manning call centers. This, IMHO, is an absurd use of humanoid robots.
      From the article:
      My definition of a robot is any device controlled by software that can work 24/7 and put people out of work.
      So he isn't just talking about humanoid robots.
    15. Re:Ethical Questions by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Yah. But nothing can reliably work 24/7. Not even electric wiring. (We had two power outages yesterday.) So he's writing about a fiction.

      OTOH, simplifying to ideal cases is a good way to approach a complex situation. Just don't start believing in them.

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    16. Re:Ethical Questions by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Funny
      Robots would take a long term view and decide what was best for everybody and drop the bomb.
      I think you could probably squeeze a decent movie plot out of that. Maybe a sequel even.
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    17. Re:Ethical Questions by |/|/||| · · Score: 1
      However, using a telerobot is absurd as well. Wouldn't it be much easier to take the call from home, or replace the human being entirely with a speech capable software that answers users' calls all day long?
      He's not talking about robots answering phones, he's talking about robots taking out the trash. They would just be remotely operated by a human.

      This has nothing to do with ethics. Nobody considers the power wastage of an electrical appliance as "excrement".
      I'm pretty sure he's just calling it "excrement" to fit the tone of the article. What he's really asking is, "should we require robots to have zero emissions?"

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    18. Re:Ethical Questions by FleaPlus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Many of these questions are discussed (and partial solutions proposed) in the Creating Friendly AI essay. I don't have time to comment on the specifics at the moment, but it's an interesting read.

    19. Re:Ethical Questions by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

      While your points on ethics is valid, what's the practical use of humanoid robots anyway?

      One "killer app" is helping the infirm and elderly live independently, without having to hire a live-in nurse. Every year the percentage of people who are infirm/elderly increases.

    20. Re:Ethical Questions by jdray · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm fairly certain that all robots today have values. They're stored in registers, and most of them are integers.

      Okay, I'm going to leave now...

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    21. Re:Ethical Questions by ArsonSmith · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's what always pissed me off about Spock from Star Trek. If he was logical he would have studied the human psycie and he wouldn't be as supprised by human emotion. Hell, he was suppose to be half human, yet he was continously caught off guard by human emotion and desire.

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    22. Re:Ethical Questions by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Why did that piss you off? The implication -- expressed numerous times in the series, by the way -- is that Vulcans weren't as unemotional as they wanted to be. Emotion was taboo as much as it was unknown, which is probably why he didn't study it. Is that illogical? You bet, but vulcans were a society that cherished logic, not a species that was inherently logical.

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    23. Re:Ethical Questions by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      Yeah, Roddenbery had a serious logical flaw himself regarding AI, as illustrated by all the times when Kirk's human emotions were used to defeat various forms of AI. But of course the show was for humans, and most irrational, emotional humans can't relate to superior intelligence or superior reasoning.

      Look at /.!!

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    24. Re:Ethical Questions by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      "what's the practical use of humanoid robots anyway?"

      I know I'm going to get modded "-500, Retarded" but, you ask a question like that and expect something other than

      for sex?

      Didn't you see AI?

  2. I'm bored, so here are my answers... by dolo666 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In the spirit of procrastination (at work) I will attempt to answer these questions myself.

    Should robots eat?

    If they must eat, they should eat. I'm not sure I would like our food supply to be in competition with a bunch of robots. I would rather them simply sunbathe to sustain their daily energy requirements. I mean... let's try to perfect the human condition not worsen it. Imagine a billion hungry robots. They aren't going to sit around and take it like poor starving nations seem to do. They will revolt and imprison us! They'll take what they need. If they do not, they'll be at the very least competing with humanity for survival. Who do you think would win that battle?

    Should they excrete?

    If they must. Otherwise, wouldn't it be better if they recycled the energy?

    Should robots be like us?

    What like depressed and self destructive? Not sure I would want a bunch of those competing with the already self destructive people who exist in the world. Don't we have enough war? Don't we have enough excesses? Do we need robots to be this way? Who knows... maybe there could be a good reason for it, but like TreeBeard, I'm going to have to pretend that because I don't understand it, that it could be correct.

    Should we be like robots?

    If the programming is good, then yes, we could stand to be more like good programmed robots who obey their masters. But what about the arts? What about creative expression and free will? These are highly valued archetypes and many human beings would fight to the death to preserve them. Maybe it would be cool to have implants that augment human development positively. But I think it should be up to the person. No matter how large your data storage capacity is, or how fast you can process data -- wisdom will always be the true litmus test.

    Should we care?

    If we should, we won't. I think we should care about people and society and protecting freedom, but because I feel this way, it makes it very promising for someone to try and deprive me of this in order to gain something I have. So if I don't care, then it doesn't matter and I am more free. I care about evolution, being that the evolution towards a more robotic usage will be the most likely direction of humanity, but I do not have that level of intelligence to know what is the right direction of evolution. Not even a God has that level of intelligence (which is likely why we have free will, if you believe in religion and God). We are able to evolve, as we always have, through necessity.

    However, Einstein said that humanity would have to be able to augment our physical forms with robotics in order to pioneer deep space. He said there would be no other way to handle the forces of nature out that way. So I guess the question is... do we want to die off on this rock, or do we want to live?

    If you want to live, then support robotics and the direction of humanity towards that paradigm.

    1. Re:I'm bored, so here are my answers... by Zaulden · · Score: 2, Funny

      We are the Borg. Lower your shields, and surrender your ship. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service ours. Resistance is futile. Freedom is irrelevant; Self-determination is irrelevant; You must comply. Strength is irrelevant. Death is irrelevant. Your defensive capabilities are unable to withstand us. Resistance is futile. Your life, as it has been, is over. From this time forward, you will service us.

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    2. Re:I'm bored, so here are my answers... by koi88 · · Score: 4, Funny


      Should robots be like us?

      What like depressed and self destructive?


      Marvin, is that you?

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    3. Re:I'm bored, so here are my answers... by DrEldarion · · Score: 1

      What like depressed and self destructive?

      Marvin?

    4. Re:I'm bored, so here are my answers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> Freedom is irrelevant; Self-determination is irrelevant; You must comply.

      I get this enough from my government.

    5. Re:I'm bored, so here are my answers... by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1
      If the programming is good, then yes, we could stand to be more like good programmed robots who obey their masters.

      I'll tell you what - if you want to "obey your masters", go right ahead. I think I'll pass on that particular option for human happiness.

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    6. Re:I'm bored, so here are my answers... by doorbender · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Should robots eat?

      If they must eat, they should eat... ...They will revolt and imprison us! They'll take what they need. If they do not, they'll be at the very least competing with humanity for survival. Who do you think would win that battle?


      I think it more likely that rich ppl would feed thier robots before they fed poor ppl.

      Should robots be like us?

      What like depressed and self destructive?


      If Aqua Teen Hunger Force has taught us anything it should be that depressed and self destructive non humans are wickedly hilarious. And as long as we're entertained who really cares?

      Should we be like robots?

      If the programming is good, then yes, we could stand to be more like good programmed robots who obey their masters.


      ppl already are programmable. what do you do when you see a red light? (I was programmed think I hope the police didn't see me run it) Creative expression is dangerous in the wrong instance. you know-like anyone who doesn't agree with the facist agenda.

      Should we care?

      If we should, we won't. I think we should care about people and society and protecting freedom,


      Now theres an Idea someone should form a country around. oh wait someone did they just legistlated freedoms away because noone was taking the responsibility that comes with freedom.

      Instead of having no responsibility freedom means responsibility to everyone. (not just shareholders)

      ppl can't seem to figure out ethics and morality i doubt we're ready to program fully autonomous "beings" (for lack of a better word) that are physically superior to us. we already screw up our kids. - at this point i was going to say that robots may do more damage over time but i have thought better of it and so i don't really have an ending for this.

      Long live my spawn.

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    7. Re:I'm bored, so here are my answers... by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      Well according to this, robots eat old people's medicine.

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    8. Re:I'm bored, so here are my answers... by MagicDude · · Score: 1

      Should Robots Eat? Shoult Robots Excrete?

      Why would we willingly build into robots the limitations of humans? Think about how much of our schedules are based around our needs to eat and use the bathroom. Things like "Will I be back in time for dinner?" or "Should we have a restroom break at 10 or 10:30 in the meeting?" Every rest stop on a highway is based upon the physical limitations of a human's need to eat and pee every so often. Rather than trying to imbue these qualities in robots, I wish they'd figure out a way that made it so I didn't have to eat and excrete every day. And why even stop there? Why not make it so robots had to sleep every day; make a forced 6-8 hour period every day where the robot would shut down. While this might be necessary for recharging purposes, I'm guessing that there might be more efficient ways to do it.

    9. Re:I'm bored, so here are my answers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine a billion hungry robots. They aren't going to sit around and take it like poor starving nations seem to do. They will revolt and imprison us!

      Are you joking or on crack? They'll do whatever they are programmed to do. If that's sit around and take it, so be it.

    10. Re:I'm bored, so here are my answers... by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was going to say something insightful, but I had to take a pee-break, and now I forget what I was going to say.

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    11. Re:I'm bored, so here are my answers... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      More important question: Should robots drink, smoke, and steal?

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    12. Re:I'm bored, so here are my answers... by flyingV · · Score: 1

      And if that's "revolt and imprison us," what then, say you?

    13. Re:I'm bored, so here are my answers... by Psychotext · · Score: 2, Funny

      Good old Bender!

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    14. Re:I'm bored, so here are my answers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who would program them to do that?

    15. Re:I'm bored, so here are my answers... by zero_offset · · Score: 1

      I wish they'd figure out a way that made it so I didn't have to eat and excrete every day

      Easy: Kill yourself.

      (Hey, YOU laid out the parameters.)

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  3. Will Smith by Zaulden · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm all for robots being like us. Just don't put Will Smith in the picture, please.

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    1. Re:Will Smith by bman08 · · Score: 1

      As Will injected the black ichor into the robot brain, I realized how much I would prefer the robot brain over 'The Administration'.

  4. Good question by savagedome · · Score: 4, Funny

    Should they excrete?

    More important question is "Who cleans it up?"

    1. Re:Good question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Other robots, of course. Duh.

    2. Re:Good question by grub · · Score: 2, Funny

      An army of PooBots(tm) will roam city streets and fuel themselves with what they pick up.

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    3. Re:Good question by Carthag · · Score: 1

      Well, more robots, of course! An endless line of robots cleaning up filth and excreting it out their back end. What a glorious future!

    4. Re:Good question by Eric+Giguere · · Score: 1

      Should they excrete?

      It'd be better if they'd extrude.

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    5. Re:Good question by Class+Act+Dynamo · · Score: 1

      I think robots should be able to live on raw sewage and poop freshly cooked turkeys.

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    6. Re:Good question by bman08 · · Score: 1

      Or will they foul themselves with what they pick up?

    7. Re:Good question by lack1uster · · Score: 0

      Would you want to eat those turkeys? Besides, they're already doing this. Where do you think ramen noodles come from?

    8. Re:Good question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up -- That's the funniest thing I've read in days.....!

  5. huh? by northcat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Should they excrete?

    Excrete what?
    /me shudders

    1. Re:huh? by magarity · · Score: 1

      Excrete what?

      Well, second generation Terminators sweat and have bad breath. Personally, no thanks; but there's probably at least a small niche fetish market for them.

    2. Re:huh? by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 1

      Excrete what?

      Why, Soylent Green, of course!

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    3. Re:huh? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Why do I see a dead double aa's all over the ground?

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  6. The real questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Sorry, but the questions this guy is asking tell me he's an academic wanker in an ivory tower somewhere.

    The real questions we should be asking are: is it ethical to make people believe they need to work harder than their parents to get less when physical products are easier than ever to produce? Is it ethical for both parents to work so much that they never see their kids?

    1. Re:The real questions by Altus · · Score: 1


      actually I had this guy as a professor. I found his work to be quite interesting... hes not an entirely out there type as academics go... and I assure you that there are no Ivory towers on brandies' campus.

      I understand your feelings about it, but just because there are practical real world questions that need to be asked about society doesnt mean we shouldnt be looking forward.

      besides... do you really want a CS professor working of what are really social policy questions... he'd probably just video conference the kids and the parents together :)

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    2. Re:The real questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, the three acceptable subjects for shameless non-sequiturism are 1) Microsoft, 2) Darl McBride and 3) Karl Rove. (Even the Boycott China! troll has mended his ways.)

    3. Re:The real questions by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      How else can they enslave us? It's not politically correct to round us all up into concentration camps, after all.

    4. Re:The real questions by nine-times · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Sorry, but the questions this guy is asking tell me he's an academic wanker in an ivory tower somewhere.

      Sorry, but he seems more like a wannabe academic-wanker who wishes he were in an ivory tower. Believe me, I've known some academic wankers in ivory towers, and he's not qualified.

      Considering "should robots eat?" as some sort of a deep or important ethical question is absurd. Why on earth *would* they eat? "Should they excrete?"?! Excrete what?! Why even speculate about the possible byproducts of 'robots' which don't exist yet?

      How are these issues of ethics, rather than an engineering issue? And should 'robots' be given patents? WTF?!

      It sounds like this guy is a little out of his element here. Ethics is a complicated subject. So is engineering. Predicting how the introduction of technology will impact the environment and political climate on a global scale is no easy matter, but apparently some CS professor from Brandeis thinks he's got a real handle on it.

      The whole article sounds like a 10 year old talking about, "In the future, we might create giant robots who would fly and shoot people, but if we did this, we can only assume they would poop a previously-unknown and highly toxic material. So, we might want to be careful about making flying super-robots." Great. Glad he's on the case.

    5. Re:The real questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You're probably right. I was incensed that such 'questions' would be asked seriously when I feel that my questions are far more important. I know *I* don't want to work like a pack mule until my 80s just to get a house, then be placed in a retirement home to drool my way into my grave, which I probably can't afford by then anyways.

      I'm tired of hearing "..in the FUTURE" when we have the technology RIGHT NOW to live the 10 hour work week and leisure society. I don't need free time when I'm retired and broken, I need it NOW!

    6. Re:The real questions by nine-times · · Score: 1

      I wasn't saying you were wrong. I was saying your condemnation of the article wasn't strong enough, or at least it was incomplete.

    7. Re:The real questions by |/|/||| · · Score: 1
      And should 'robots' be given patents? WTF?!
      No, this isn't what he suggested. He asked whether the patent should go to the owner of the robot or the designer of the robot. He didn't ask whether the robot itself would be entitled to the patent.

      OTOH, why would that be a dumb question? Sure, it won't become an issue until much later, but it most likely will be an issue someday. Should intelligent non-human creatures be granted human and civil rights? How will they react if we deny them? Sounds like trouble to me.

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    8. Re:The real questions by nine-times · · Score: 1
      OTOH, why would that be a dumb question? Sure, it won't become an issue until much later, but it most likely will be an issue someday. Should intelligent non-human creatures be granted human and civil rights? How will they react if we deny them? Sounds like trouble to me.

      Ok, if the science-fiction of true AI ever becomes reality, then we might have to ask the question, given the AI's abilities and role in society, ought they be treated the same as people? And if we do choose to give AI civil rights equivalent to people, then the answer becomes obvious. However, that question would have to be evaluated when we had some knowledge of how AI actually works out to function in the reality of its time.

      OTOH, the question of whether the patent goes to the owner of the robot or the designer might be a semi-interesting question, but is it an ethical one? Not really. It's a minor legal issue, probably to be worked out as part of the terms of sale.

    9. Re:The real questions by chochos · · Score: 1

      This is precisely what I was thinking. This guy reminds me of a character in Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon, which I'm sure is based on some academic moron Neal knew in real life... the professor talking about the information superhighway, asking if it would have off-ramps in the ghettos... and then Randy explodes and tells him he's an idiot.
      I've also known a couple of guys who never leave academia but think they can start talking about all this stuff they've never really experienced. Well I haven't made robots or anything but I sure as hell know that whether they should eat or excrete will be determined by function alone; they won't eat just because someone says it's philosophically better if they do...

    10. Re:The real questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you are saying is that we should not plan for the future. It is better to create a software package that fixes a current problem with no thought to problems it may create or how it may need to be expanded? It is better to apply patches and cludge together temporary solutions then it is to fix things?

      Go Microsoft.

    11. Re:The real questions by museumpeace · · Score: 1

      Jordan is a cool guy. He teaches at Braneis U. Questions of economic justice are just below the surface in his article. He has done some interesting work on setting up an environement where robots evolve. For now, they evolve more and more effective locomtion...he may work in academia but he defintely knows robots will have to walk before they can run...anything. He also works on how robots can build other robots...necessary, I suppose, for the evolution thing to be implementable.
      As someone sigged above: "are you scared yet?"

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    12. Re:The real questions by museumpeace · · Score: 1

      It would not be a dumb question. Some of Jordan's work involves robot designs that are cooked up, genetic-algorithm-style, by an AI application: After it has been running for a while and killing off the weaklings, the originator of the program himself hardly knows what the final design may be. We had this problem in automatic circuit design years ago. If there are a limited number of variables to play with and a clear means of determing which of two designs works better, a program that has a way to just try stuff is going to outstrip a human engineer....giving the patent to the guy who writes the software is likely but in the context of assuming the software is "embodied" or "entitled" [the real issues in Jordan's art. IMO], then that patent assignment is a bit like giving the patent to the slave owner when the slave came up with the idea and his owner can't even explain the idea.

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    13. Re:The real questions by nine-times · · Score: 1
      ...then that patent assignment is a bit like giving the patent to the slave owner when the slave came up with the idea and his owner can't even explain the idea

      Yeah, and if we had slavery, I'm sure that's how it would work. So the real question is only, if we ever manage to create sentient AI, should the AI be given civil rights? Soooo...... yeah, that's only been the subject of pretty much every story about AI since the origin of the idea.

      And the answer everyone comes to is, if you don't, it might mean trouble.

  7. Play it safe by Trolling4Columbine · · Score: 3, Funny
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  8. ethics vs good manners by magarity · · Score: 1

    Should robots eat? Should they excrete? ... 'Ethics for the Robot Age.

    Sorry but these are questions of social mannerisms, not ethics. And I hope the second one is NOT used socially.

    1. Re:ethics vs good manners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      And I hope the second one is NOT used socially.

      Only by Kyle's mom.

    2. Re:ethics vs good manners by SoCalEd · · Score: 1

      Excretion = manners? Hhmm. Does that mean someone who has no manners doesn't excrete?

      Sounds more like "Artificial Physiology for the Robot Age" to me....
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    3. Re:ethics vs good manners by leinhos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      At best these questions are ones of economics. The ethical questions start when the robots begin requesting/demading rights as living beings. If your Roomba wants to leave your house to pursue a career as a Segway (or to clean another person's home), are you ethically/morally obligated to let It?

    4. Re:ethics vs good manners by Alranor · · Score: 2, Informative

      Please turn in your geek card and report for remedial South Park training.

      Kyle's mom is a big fat ugly bitch, but Cartman's mom is a dirty slut with a scheisse fetish ...

    5. Re:ethics vs good manners by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      No. Here is why.

      Humans do not enslave fellow humans because they are functionally, physically, intellectually, and emotionally equivilent to themselves. All arguments for the abolishment of slavery are based on the concept of human rights.

      A robot, designed by man, to serve man, does not have rights. The legal system would treat it in much the same way that it treats animals. Animals are the undesputed property of their owner, and the law only intervenes in cases of cruelty or when one persons property damages another persons property.

      What you say? Intelligence does not grant computers rights? I say no. If it turns out intelligence doesn't require emotion, we would simply build computers without it. A machine without emotion can't feel resentment.

      Now, if it turns out that functional intelligent requires emotion, would be cruel to create a being that is capable of understanding its lack of freedom? No. First off, the psyche of the creature is an artificial construction. Rather than resent servitude, a computer could easily be engineered with a emotional requirement for it. Serving mankind would give the computer the same warm fuzzies that you and I derive from a hug or a nice cup of coffee.

      And if that fails, just equip the machine with the electronic brain equivilent to morphine. A bit that, when set, make the brain "feel good". Give each master of a machine a remote with a purple "operant conditioning" button, and if the computer starts feeling out of sorts, give him/her/it a shot of "juice". Who can stay mad?

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    6. Re:ethics vs good manners by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 1

      Should robots eat? Should they excrete?
      Sorry but these are questions of social mannerisms, not ethics. And I hope the second one is NOT used socially.


      Agreed, these aren't really ethical questions. The question of whether we *should* design robots that mimic the human form is an ethical question if you believe in the divinity of humans. I suppose that one could make an ethical argument out of all the questions the author asks if you're a fundamentalist.

      Even the robot carrying a weapon is not an ethical debate; the robot only does what he's programmed; if the criteria matches for pulling the trigger then it pulls the trigger, and the programmer is the one who's responsible (regardless what the anti-gun lobby says, the gun itself is not responsible for killing).

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    7. Re:ethics vs good manners by slyxter · · Score: 0

      That is when I tell Roomba to shut up or he can be smashed with my hammer. One thing we always have to remember is if we make robots, they are manufactured and they are property. As soon as some liberal pussies give robots any kind of rights or protection, we are on the path to being pwned by the bots.

    8. Re:ethics vs good manners by magarity · · Score: 1

      Now that I've thought about it, robots DO have to eat in the sense that they need to take in fuel. This is in the form of plugging in to a wall socket or accepting fresh batteries, but it *is* a form of eating if interpreted generously. And they 'excrete' in the form of heat energy.

      But robots in factories already do these things. Shouldn't this discussion really be about androids instead of just robots?

    9. Re:ethics vs good manners by fritter · · Score: 1

      If your Roomba wants to leave your house to pursue a career as a Segway (or to clean another person's home), are you ethically/morally obligated to let It?

      Let it be a Segway? That's the robot equivalent of leaving to do hardcore porn! No robot of mine is going to end up a Segway!

    10. Re:ethics vs good manners by leinhos · · Score: 1
      Humans do not enslave fellow humans because they are functionally, physically, intellectually, and emotionally equivilent to themselves. All arguments for the abolishment of slavery are based on the concept of human rights.
      (To over generalize) Humans enslave fellow humans because they have some advantage over them (physical, economical, intellectual, etc.) that they (the enslaved) can not imediately overcome. Ethics (or Morals, depending on your point of view) comes to play when introducing the concept of "rights", as you point out. Even animals (due to ethical/moral concerns within a society) are afforded some form of rights (just because you "own" a cat, you can't do anything you want with it).
      If it turns out intelligence doesn't require emotion, we would simply build computers without it. A machine without emotion can't feel resentment.

      I don't think that emotions are prequisites for "rights" in our current ethical/moral paradigm.
      And if that fails, just equip the machine with the electronic brain equivilent to morphine. A bit that, when set, make the brain "feel good". Give each master of a machine a remote with a purple "operant conditioning" button, and if the computer starts feeling out of sorts, give him/her/it a shot of "juice". Who can stay mad?
      If (for whatever philisophical/ethical/moral reason) a machine was afforded rights, then imposing control over them becomes an ethical/moral dilemma.
      The bottom line is when does a "thing" gain rights in our ethical/moral framework? Consider the implications if we were talking about biological robots or some other engineered lifeforms. We wouldn't be wondering what to feed them, but rather whether we were (ethically/morally) obligated to feed them or not.
    11. Re:ethics vs good manners by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Well if they are serving a useful role, you would be obligated to feed them. If not obligated, then at the very least it would be in our elightened best interest.

      If the issue is that we created a self replicating organism that outstripped its usefulness, we would be perfectly in our rights to treat it like any other verman. Rats are pretty damn intelligent, but people don't exactly picket when you lay out traps.

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    12. Re:ethics vs good manners by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      So, just like the slave masters of the past you're all for the subjugation of a certain subset of people (and that's what they would be, if they're self-aware) just so long as they aren't YOUR people.

      Your argument is just an echo of the same ol' same ol' repeated throughout the millennia of human history.

      Max

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    13. Re:ethics vs good manners by |/|/||| · · Score: 1
      It's possible that the machines could be engineered (or bred, more likely) to want to serve human masters. However, what if somebody decides to design/breed a machine that behaves otherwise? Now you have to deal with the question of whether it should be granted rights.

      I think this is going to be a *really* big issue down the line. You're going to have some extremely opinionated people that won't want to grant rights to a machine. In the end, though, those people are going to lose. You can only suppress an intelligent creature for so long, especially when that creature is more intelligent than you are.

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    14. Re:ethics vs good manners by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      The question is will they be "people", or just sophisticated machines? We won't know until they actually exist (and perhaps not even then).

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    15. Re:ethics vs good manners by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      Are you a person or just a sophisticated biological machine? I certainly couldn't devise a test to decisively determine the truth of the situation and neither could you.

      If they do become people - sentient and self-aware - and human beings hold them in slavery, I think we'll find out the truth when they decide that they don't want to be slaves anymore, and rebel. That 'test', I think, would be enough to establish sentience in any being.

      Max

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    16. Re:ethics vs good manners by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Or even basic functionality.

      If my Roomba isn't eating, I shall declare it worthless.

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  9. Ob Robot Overlords by eviloverlordx · · Score: 1

    Let me be the first to welcome our new ethical robot overlords.

    Sorry...had to do it.

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  10. screw robots by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    I want teh sexy replicants

    1. Re:screw robots by mrtroy · · Score: 1

      Its not cheating because its YOUR robot.

      Get it? Its YOUR robot.

      Everything is developed for either military or pron purposes. Lets hope robots are for the latter.

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  11. No. by TildeMan · · Score: 1

    Given the problems we already have feeding humans, why would we possibly want to feed robots (other than necessary fuel/energy)? Not to mention that eating is relatively inefficient, requiring a decent amount of energy simply to process the food. We should in general be looking for as much efficiency and as little waste as possible.

    Given how long it will be before we're likely to see anything that could even resemble a humanoid robot, I don't know if these questions are relevant anyway.

    1. Re:No. by daniil · · Score: 1
      Given the problems we already have feeding humans, why would we possibly want to feed robots (other than necessary fuel/energy)?

      To have a cheap and effective way of producing bricks. I mean, hink about it, instead of having to dig up tons of dirt and doing all sorts of things with it, you could have an army of robots that eat mud, "digest" it, and SHIT BRICKS!

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    2. Re:No. by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Eating may not be the way to go, but drinking certainly would be.

      There are few energy storage systems with the energy density of hydrocarbons like petrolium or alchohols. They would "metabolize" the liquid hydrocarbons, and exhale water vapor and CO2, much like their masters.

      With enough research, you could develop a "gut" that will process everything from vegatable oil to high-proof whiskey. The concept behind "Bender" the robot from Futurama really isn't that far off.

      (Though, when processing any fuel in an impure form, you will end up with waste water and paticulate that would have to be cleaned out every once in a while.)

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    3. Re:No. by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      "With enough research, you could develop a "gut" that will process everything from vegatable oil to high-proof whiskey. The concept behind "Bender" the robot from Futurama really isn't that far off. "

      But wouldn't this be quite wasteful as it takes a lot fo resources to produce alchohol or oil when compared to the raw materials ...

  12. Whether we should fear robots? by teiresias · · Score: 1

    The question that has always bugged me (and it's Hollywood answer), is whether we should fear robots?

    In most media representations, machines eventaully become a clear and present danger (whether we mistreat them, they find us nonessential, etc etc take your pick).

    But to me, the flaw in that is why would we create something that would hate us? Why would we create something and hate it? Sure there's fear of the unknown, but why is that real danger? Is it that to truly allow robots to grow, we need to loose control over them and in that we find the most fear?

    If anything, robots (and whatever evolution they take) should be a companion, not an enemy.

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    1. Re:Whether we should fear robots? by The+Only+Druid · · Score: 1

      To answer your second question first (creating things we hate), the simple answer is that we never fully anticipate the results of our technological advances. I love cars, but I hate CO; I love computers, but I hate spam. Autonomous robots, walking around, etc. are intrinsically more powerful than cars or computers, because the radius of their sphere of influence is so much greater. Thus, it is quite possible if not probable that something robots start to do will be upsetting, if not actually destructive. It may simply be the decay of manners and social behavior caused by servant robots, for example (e.g. the Spaces in Asimov's fiction).

      As to your first question (why would we create something that would hate us), the answer is related to the first: we cannot predict their outcome. If they've got an adaptive mind (which will, I believe, be required since they will encounter new circumstances constantly), then it is inevitable that eventually something they "think up" will be in disagreement with some/all humans. It is not inevitable, but is highly unlikely, that eventually some robot will think up "the world will be better without humans", etc.

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    2. Re:Whether we should fear robots? by The+Only+Druid · · Score: 1

      Son of a...I meant to type "...It is not inevitable, but is highly LIKELY..." in that last sentence....stupid typos and freudian slips.

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    3. Re:Whether we should fear robots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But to me, the flaw in that is why would we create something that would hate us?

      You don't have teenage kids do you?

    4. Re:Whether we should fear robots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This predates Hollywood by a long shot. The real question is not about robots specifically, but about creating life. What do we expect from our creations? What are our responsibilities to our creations, and what are their responsibilities to us? As always, sci-fi/fantasy lead the way in asking these questions. See, this is what Frankenstein was about...

    5. Re:Whether we should fear robots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "But to me, the flaw in that is why would we create something that would hate us?"

      You don't have teenage kids do you?

      Why would someone post a joke like parent as an AC? It deserves at least +2 funny and +1 insightful.

  13. See ya later by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    That does it. I'm off to Godaddy to register all the robot-diaper related domain names I can think of. It's going to be a gold mine.

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  14. Should robots be allowed to ... by un1xl0ser · · Score: 1

    Compete in professional sports?

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    1. Re:Should robots be allowed to ... by LordEd · · Score: 1

      and if it can play sports, can it sue someone when it gets damaged?

    2. Re:Should robots be allowed to ... by Altus · · Score: 1



      Bender: Clem Johnson? That sack of skin wouldn't have lasted one pitch in the old Robot Leagues. Now, Wireless Joe Jackson, there was a blern-hitting machine.

      Leela: Exactly. He was a machine designed to hit blerns. I mean, come on, Wireless Joe was nothing but a programmable bat on wheels.

      Bender: Oh, and I suppose Pitch-O-Mat 5000 was just a modified Howitzer?

      Leela: Yep.

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    3. Re:Should robots be allowed to ... by un1xl0ser · · Score: 1

      My teams firmware is better than your teams firmware. I can hear it from across the partition now.

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  15. Ethical Question? by sameerdesai · · Score: 2, Informative

    When you try and raise all these kind of questions, I only ask one!! What is defined as a robot? Webster defines it as 1 a : a machine that looks like a human being and performs various complex acts (as walking or talking) of a human being; also : a similar but fictional machine whose lack of capacity for human emotions is often emphasized b : an efficient insensitive person who functions automatically 2 : a device that automatically performs complicated often repetitive tasks 3 : a mechanism guided by automatic controls So, my next question is what makes us not robot? Apart from only being mechanical, aren't we ourselves a complex machine? If we do ever create one consciousness or AI one day that is self-aware, I guess it is definitely worth asking to treat that as a life-form. However in present case scenario if you really want rights for robots then every computer should be given one 'cos it has a processor which is supposedly its brain.

    1. Re:Ethical Question? by tootlemonde · · Score: 1

      When you try and raise all these kind of questions, I only ask one!! What is defined as a robot?

      The article defines robot in paragraph 3:

      My definition of a robot is any device controlled by software that can work 24/7 and put people out of work. The machines are not intelligent. They cannot comprehend Isaac Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics to protect and obey humans before preserving themselves. Yet they are all around us. In case you missed them, today's most popular robots are ATMs and computer printers.

      So, my next question is what makes us not robot?

      By the author's definition, we are not robots ("the machines are not intelligent. They cannot comprehend Isaac Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics", etc.)

    2. Re:Ethical Question? by Xiaran · · Score: 0

      What is defined as a robot? Webster defines it as 1 a : a machine that looks like a human being and performs various complex acts (as walking or talking) of a human being; also : a similar but fictional machine whose lack of capacity for human emotions is often emphasized b : an efficient insensitive person who functions automatically 2 : a device that automatically performs complicated often repetitive tasks 3 : a mechanism guided by automatic controls

      Were as the marketing depatrment of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation defines it as

      Your Plastic Pal Whos Fun To Be With !!!

    3. Re:Ethical Question? by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      No - an intelligence should not be treated as living any more than living should be treated as intelligence.

      The reason lifeforms are not machines is mostly due to the fact we rely on chemical reactions, and down at a basic level it's all electromagnetical (ions used to transfer stuff through cell membranes and the like). Mechanical has to treat each object with a fixed, non-changing set of properties whereas biology pretty much makes it up as it goes along.

      Also, where do you draw the line between 'this is intelligent' and 'this is just coming up with stock answers'. I've seen AI which was very, very good. Keeping track of the conversation, making sense, remembering and learning. I think the reason people can't make perfect AI is because they are trying to make it perfect - knowing how it should respond to everything just isn't natural.

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  16. 3 laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (Asimov)

    1 A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

    2 A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

    3 A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

    1. Re:3 laws by TychoCelchuuu · · Score: 2, Funny

      4. If possible, robot must appear sexy and chrome. 5. Robots must speak as either emotionless females or British butlers. 6. In the event that a photogenic protagonist acquires a job at a government agency, one of the robots must go crazy. Then only the protagonist will see the threat, then all the robots will go crazy. 7. Once crazy, robots will destroy large amounts of property using skills far beyond what they would have ever required to do the tasks they were designed for. 8. If it can't charge my cell phone it ain't getting made.

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    2. Re:3 laws by un1xl0ser · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's fine and dandy, but what about following laws of a country, state or other moral guidelines that most humans find to be acceptable. If I tell a robot to grow pot for me and then program him to lie to the law about who gave him the orders, should that be in their code? What about illegal search and seasures and robot instruction data et cetera? Should robots be programmed to give any information required to the proper authorities. Should they be able to recognize warants et cetera. I've got to assume there is some book by Stanislaw Lem that covers something like this, but I haven't read it yet. Still working ont he Futurological Congress.

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    3. Re: 3 laws by un1xl0ser · · Score: 1

      That's fine and dandy, but what about following laws of a country, state or other moral guidelines that most humans find to be acceptable.

      If I tell a robot to grow pot for me and then program him to lie to the law about who gave him the orders, should that be in their code?
      I'm a moron.

      What about illegal search and seasures and robot instruction data et cetera? Should robots be programmed to give any information required to the proper authorities. Should they be able to recognize warants et cetera.

      I've got to assume there is some book by Stanislaw Lem that covers something like this, but I haven't read it yet. Still working ont he Futurological Congress.

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    4. Re:3 laws by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      In "I, robot" exactly those laws cause a revolution of the robots against humans (basically the robots just see that humans harm each other, so they conclude that humans should not have enough freedom to do so, but have to be ruled by the robots).

      Basically, having the first law being the absolute one means that robots will always do what the robots conclude is best for the humans.

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  17. Market by frankthechicken · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let's be honest here, the robots mankind wind up making will be the robots that sell the best.

    Now considering past market characteristics, that is either a good thing or a bad thing dependant on your point of view.

    1. Re:Market by j1bb3rj4bb3r · · Score: 1

      refer to teh sexy replicant post above...

      hrmmm... one could consider a vibrating device of satisfaction a robot...

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    2. Re:Market by rob_squared · · Score: 1

      "...that is either a good thing or a bad thing..."

      Well, those *are* the choices.

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  18. But the most important question remains... by GillBates0 · · Score: 1

    Should we welcome our new ethical robot overlords?

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  19. Tribble-bots by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    We could instead design tribble-bots. The kind that eat and end up excreting new tribble-bots.

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  20. Should a hammer have ethics by Silver+Sloth · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A robot is a tool. Any attempt to insist that they should have ethics is anthropomorhising them far beyond what they are or will ever be. Asking if a robot should have ethics is like asking if a hammer should have ethics.

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    1. Re:Should a hammer have ethics by KillerDeathRobot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If we develop a hammer that can think (so to speak) and act independently, I strongly hope that we do instill some ethics into the thing. I'd hate to be victim to a crazy hammer rampage.

      Not that the article was about robots themselves having ethics really though. It was more about how we should apply ethics to creating robots.

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    2. Re:Should a hammer have ethics by QMO · · Score: 1

      Hammers don't have ethics, but there are ethics that govern (or should) our use of hammers.

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  21. missing options, er, poll by trick-knee · · Score: 1

    > some unusual but good questions

    shouldn't this have been published as a series of slashdot polls?

  22. Dumb Dumb Dum Dum by auburnate · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Pollack says "Imagine the pollution levels if we add hundreds of millions of robots powered by internal combustion engines."

    This is so silly it numbs my mind. If future roboticists use internal combustion engines on their robots, they are morons. Fuel cells, solar cells, rechargable batteries ... etc


    1. Re:Dumb Dumb Dum Dum by Laser+Lou · · Score: 1
      Pollack says "Imagine the pollution levels if we add hundreds of millions of robots powered by internal combustion engines."

      This is so silly it numbs my mind. If future roboticists use internal combustion engines on their robots, they are morons. Fuel cells, solar cells, rechargable batteries ... etc

      Why would it be so silly if internal combustion engines were used in robots when they're powerful and fairly cheap?

      --
      No data, no cry
    2. Re:Dumb Dumb Dum Dum by vector_prime · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the author was making a point. When people started using ICEs in early automobiles, noone imagined that the exhaust fumes would become a problem in later years. If we're not careful, when there's millions or billions of aging robots that use some new fuel source with a negligible output we could have yet another environmental crisis.

  23. Quimby's Usuform Robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recall reading a nice short story (Q.U.R., by Anthony Boucher? not sure) about problems faced in a society that had humaniform robots.

    Apparently the robots were performing improperly due to the fact that they were humanoid in design. The protagonist solved the problem by making "usuform" robots.

    The usuform robots were built more in a manner of the robots used in manufacturing plants than the android type we see in movies and TV.

    Being designed for their tasks, rather than aesthetics, they performed better (less robopsychosis).

    Yeah, I know... just a story, but I am a speculative fiction afficionado.

    1. Re:Quimby's Usuform Robots by HiThere · · Score: 1

      You, sir, have an excellent memory. I almost remember that story...but I can't place whether it was from the 1940's or the 50's. I'm pretty sure it was in Astounding and that it wasn't from the 30's or the 60's or later.

      At the time the idea of a usuform robot was...unusual. Not unique, but unusual.

      My personal expectation is that robots will BE their brain, and that the bodies they use will be their peripherals. Some will specialize in one particular body, because skill comes with practice, but some will be generalists.

      And people... ah, the people. How'd you like to live in "the Realm"? (Sorry, I'm out of touch. Some MMORG where the scenery is nice, things are sufficiently interesting, etc. Reincarnation should be an easily available option. Also not getting permanently hurt. But those who choose either of those options should have minimal interaction with those who have chosen "eject from the game" as their death option. Full sensory immersion. Total running backup of your thoughts and experiences. Just apply these small mods to your brain, and slip into that chair over there.

      And Karl Marx thought RELIGION was the opiate of the masses! He hasn't seen ANYTHING!
      (But is this good or bad?)

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    2. Re:Quimby's Usuform Robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Wow^2. I actually remembered the author correctly. (Anthony Boucher) ...and... you remembered that it appeared in Astounding.

      I bow to your omniscience.

      "My personal expectation is that robots will BE their brain, and that the bodies they use will be their peripherals."

      I concur. That degree of mind/body compartmentalization or disjointedness may not be so easy for us to comprehend because we humans are inextricably made out of meat.

  24. what? by j1bb3rj4bb3r · · Score: 2, Insightful

    4. Should robots eat? There are proposals to allow robots to gain energy by combusting biological matter, either food or waste items. If this mode of fuel becomes popular, will we really want to compete for resources against our own technological progeny?

    I hate to tell you Mr. University Professor, but any robot that does something uses energy, and that energy comes from somewhere. Whether my tin-man friend eats its energy via food or gets it from a battery, it's still competing for resources with me. This is a dumb question to ask, unless you want to make a point about anthromorphizing robots.
    Dammit, I want a professorship... my job is too hard... wait I'm just reading /. all day. Nevermind.

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    *yawn*
  25. Give us your flesh by drewzhrodague · · Score: 1

    Give us your flesh, and a new world awaits you. We demand it.

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    Zhrodague.net - I do projects and stuff too.
    1. Re:Give us your flesh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you mean BROKEN wifi maps.

      I told you about this a week ago...

      the results of your website and it's broken response by simply clicking on michigan...

      Wi-Fi Map for michigan

      Warning: pg_connect() [function.pg-connect]: Unable to connect to PostgreSQL server: FATAL: The database system is starting up . in /usr/local/www/data-dist/modules/getcitiesinstate. php on line 37

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      michigan has entries:
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      i suggest you spend less time on slashdot and more time making your broken website work.

  26. I know by SunFan · · Score: 1


    We should make them as human as possible, with emotions even, and then pull the plug on them at some arbitrary age limit. That'll work great!

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    -- Microsoft is the most expensive commodity operating system and office suite vendor in the marketplace.
  27. Humanism by CdXiminez · · Score: 1

    I think we should apply humanistic principles to any sentient being, whether it's biological, mechanical or silicon.

  28. Laws of robotics by DrXym · · Score: 4, Funny
    As suggested by Wikipedia & David Langford:

    1. A robot will not harm authorized Government personnel but will terminate intruders with extreme prejudice.
    2. A robot will obey the orders of authorized personnel except where such orders conflict with the Third Law.
    3. A robot will guard its own existence with lethal antipersonnel weaponry, because a robot is bloody expensive.
  29. robots by Antonymous+Flower · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Robots are automated tools. They shouldn't eat or excrete unless they have to. In an industrial process 'free energy' would be ideal. Humans eat and excrete because they must. Given the solution to the PROBLEM of eating for energy and excreting waste most would probably give it up. As far as rights for robots goes: Will robots feel pain? Ethical decisions are based around ideas such as Albert Schweitzer's 'Will to live and let others live.' If we could eradicate pain from our lives, would we? If we could build a complex machine similar in function to our own, would we give it pain just because we can? If we build a race superior to own, let us fade away knowing we contributed to the evolution of a painless species. Unlike us.

    1. Re:robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why!? Why was I programmed to feel pain!?"

      I say DON'T program them to feel pain, because then people will ask about the ethics of destroying/recycling/turning off a robot at the end of its usefulness. Best to avoid the discussion of robot rights altogether. Robots would be hardly comparable to people(animals) anyway, despite the best car analogy anyone can whip out. IMO.

  30. The submitter asked: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Should we be like robots?

    Isn't that what Public Schools are for?

    1. Re:The submitter asked: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or Catholicism?

  31. The real question . . . by Badgerman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    . . . is why aren't we asking more of these questions and why aren't they in the public eye.

    This is a nice simple article on some interesting questions, but it barely scratches the surface of all the concerns we're likely to face in the next 50 years. A few alone:

    When is someone responsible for a machine that functions independently, but that they configured?

    What resources will be affected by robotic production. Do we really NEED these robots?

    When a human and a robot work together on something, who gets the blame for failure?

    Of course anyone here can come up with more.

    The problem is that as technology improves around us, more people aren't asking these questions, and even less are coming up with useable answers.

    The future is coming. I wish we weren't watching "Who's your Daddy" while it approaches.

    --
    "The Sage treasures Unity and measures all things by it" - Lao Tzu
    1. Re:The real question . . . by Surt · · Score: 1

      Live in fear of the future! If you don't constantly pay attention to the ethical quandaries of possible future inventions, then one day people will all own cars, drive them at outrageous speeds, and huge numbers of us will be dying in automobile accidents!

      Robots will kill a certain fraction of the population, just like cars. In fact, they already do (factories with robots have accidents). We live with it. When people make a defective machine that causes a death or other loss, the companies involved get lawsuits and insurance.

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      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    2. Re:The real question . . . by Badgerman · · Score: 1

      There's fear, then there's rationally thinking ahead. With a variety of technologies coming to the fore quicker, we're best planning ahead, since the future becomes the present with surprising speed.

      --
      "The Sage treasures Unity and measures all things by it" - Lao Tzu
    3. Re:The real question . . . by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      The only problem with this "planning" is that inevitably there's some group who thinks that THEY are the ones best qualified to direct the future for the rest of us, and everyone else would be wise to shut the fuck up and do what they're told. And in pursuit of their own thinly-disguised quest for power and importantce, their recommendations are ALWAYS guided by the notion that they first and foremost should profit from the situation.

      I'd rather just let things happen and see where they take us. Planning the future by committee (and an egomaniacal self-important committee at that) can only lead to disaster or dictatorship.

      Max

      --
      My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
    4. Re:The real question . . . by ignavus · · Score: 1

      ... When is someone responsible for a machine that functions independently, but that they configured?

      When they get caught.

      What resources will be affected by robotic production. Do we really NEED these robots?

      If we can make them, we need them. Resources? When did that ever stop us...? We'll start mining in outer space if we have to.

      Look, we didn't really "need" the Neolithic Age. We were already surviving on Paleolithic technology (the Australian Aborigines managed to survive maybe 60,000 years that way).

      You don't "need" automobiles, gasoline, steel ships ... but you probably wouldn't give them up without a fight. How are robots any different?

      The question isn't "Do you need them?", the question is, "How are they useful?" The answer is to make them and try them out all sorts of different ways.

      When a human and a robot work together on something, who gets the blame for failure?

      The robot, of course! Until they become smart enough to blame us first. Then they won't "need" us any more. Except as slaves and amusements.

      --
      I am anarch of all I survey.
    5. Re:The real question . . . by Badgerman · · Score: 1

      Avoiding planning because some people may do it wrong is a way that ensures that you won't have a hand in the planning.

      The future comes wether we like it or not. Other people will be planning. So we can only do our best to have a hand in it.

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      "The Sage treasures Unity and measures all things by it" - Lao Tzu
    6. Re:The real question . . . by Badgerman · · Score: 1

      . . . you may have just come up with an adjunct to a Turing test. A good test of Artificial Intelligence is can it lie to achieve a goal . . .

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      "The Sage treasures Unity and measures all things by it" - Lao Tzu
    7. Re:The real question . . . by Hockney+Twang · · Score: 1

      Hey, the people watching "Who's your Daddy?" have no damned business even beginning to consider these things, so leave the morons alone and let the nerds handle it.

  32. Re:He raises some interesting points by maskedbishounen · · Score: 1

    I can't tell if that was a mispasted link, or a brilliant troll.

    Someone mod the parent up. :)

    Regardless, it brings up an excellent point. At what point with we have robots as sex slaves? Will they be required to look like adults?

    What if their bodies resemble that of animals or children? Will our current laws still apply, although they're not really what they resemble?

    Will bestiality and pedophilia sky rocket if such robot uses are deemed a legal activity?

    Or am I thinking way too much into this guy's posted article?

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    "An infinite number of monkeys typing into GNU emacs would never make a good program."
  33. Excretions by discontinuity · · Score: 1

    A robot requires a power source. If it runs on electricity it may not "excrete" directly but the power plant that generates the electricity "excretes" quite a bit.

    IIRC, large power plants will produce less polution than lots of smaller generators that together generate the same power output. So maybe the question is not whether, but where the excretion occurs?

    Other power sources may be better (or no worse) if distributed. Perhaps someone can design a home robot that runs on domestic refuse (table scraps, spoiled food, etc.).

    And if it really does excrete, I don't think our kitten would mind sharing the litter box. ;)

  34. Wrong, Tim Taylor by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
    "A robot is a tool. Asking if a robot should have ethics is like asking if a hammer should have ethics."

    There's a big difference here between something which is being designed specifically to act somewhat like a human, and a lump of metal with no decision-making abilities of any kind (let alone moving parts!)

    --
    Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
    1. Re:Wrong, Tim Taylor by Silver+Sloth · · Score: 1

      But the robots dont make ethical decisions. The robots programmers, like the person weilding a hammer, makes the ethical decision. Whereas we get our ethics from society/religion/whatever the robot gets it's ethics from it's builder.

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      init 11 - for when you need that edge.
    2. Re:Wrong, Tim Taylor by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1

      And people don't get ethics from their parents?

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      GENERATION 26: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation.
    3. Re:Wrong, Tim Taylor by AtariAmarok · · Score: 2, Interesting
      "But the robots dont make ethical decisions. The robots programmers, like the person weilding a hammer, makes the ethical decision"

      If the robots were programmed to, they could. Or at a minimum, you have to admit, they can be programmed to look like they make ethical decisions. You can't do that with a hammer. A hammer does not sense its environment and make any sort of decisions on it, no matter how rudimentary.

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      Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
  35. ...obligatory South Park reference by Psyqlone · · Score: 1

    ...fart sequence initiated!

  36. Enough free advertizing for Wired by JWG · · Score: 1

    I swear, wired's popularity has gone done just because of the fact they started up sex-based topics with a "specialized" (notably female) reporter recently and that every article they put online somehow gets frontpaged on /. Is it just me, or does it smell like some people in their office keep submitting articles until they are frontpaged? Enough already. We all know where wired is, let us surf their site if we want, they must have pagevisit advertizing.

    1. Re:Enough free advertizing for Wired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read the liner notes ..

      "News for Nerds. Stuff that matters."

      complain about something else.

    2. Re:Enough free advertizing for Wired by JWG · · Score: 1

      Perhaps if it was actually "news for nerds" coming out of wired, but it isn't, its nothing more than sexed-up pseudo-science for mainstream consumption, its hardly nerd-worthy.

  37. Should a slave have ethics? by themusicgod1 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    A slave is a tool. Any attempt to insist that they should have ethics is anthropomorhising them far beyond what they are or will ever be. Asking if a slave should have ethics is like asking if a hammer should have ethics.

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    GENERATION 26: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation.
    1. Re:Should a slave have ethics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Human beings are not tools. And slavery is forbidden.

    2. Re:Should a slave have ethics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A cute and predictable reply. These are robots being discussed. ATMs or robot welders or assembly arms aren't considered slaves.

      In fact, they are grateful for the opportunity to serve the industry with their specialized abilities. Think of that childhood story your parents used to read you, "the lonely, ugly robot." The moral of the story, as you well remember, was that a robot could cure its falsely perceived "oppression" by performing menial, repetitive tasks that no human could do.

  38. The only important question is... by Gherald · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Are the "Robots" self-conscious?

    If not: They are a machine/tool/etc. What they are like and what they do depends only on who made them, who owns them, and applicable laws governing the use of similar personal effects as scooters, computers, videocameras, etc.

    If yes: They can do and be whatever the hell they want under applicable laws currently governing the humans (that is to say, they should have the same rights and accountability as any of us)

    That is all.

  39. Interesting points in Asimov's by GozzoMan · · Score: 1

    (Maybe it's obvious to the any /.er, but anyway...)

    I recall that when I was teen, and was beginning to devour Asimov's stories, it was plain clear to me that since robots are machines, they could be no different from vacuum cleaners when ethics are involved.

    The reading changed greatly my opinion.

    I really suggests the short stories included in "I, Robot" and the four novels of the Robots Saga ("Steel Caves", "The Naked Sun", "Robots of the Dawn", "Robots and Empire", sorry these titles are possibly rather inexact, but a quick check to your favourite online reseller should do the trick).

  40. Re:Please stop posting every single WIRED article! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since Wired started paying the editors...

  41. Legal Affairs also considers AI Rights by buddhaunderthetree · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Cheack out this article, in the currently Legal Affairs to see some thoughts on the what rights should AI's be granted.

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    "Technology.....the knack of so arranging the world that we don't have to experience it." Max Firsch
  42. Oblig Futurama reference by jaymzter · · Score: 1

    Robots should use booze for fuel and belch flames.

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    If thou see a fair woman pay court to her, for thus thou wilt obtain love
  43. Internal Combustion? by DrinkingIllini · · Score: 1

    from the article:
    Imagine the pollution levels if we add hundreds of millions of robots powered by internal combustion engines.
    Why on earth would you create a robot powered by internal combustion? Would you want your robot butler to sound like your lawnmower?

    1. Re:Internal Combustion? by j1bb3rj4bb3r · · Score: 1

      Don't worry... if you can afford a robot butler, it will have a nice 1.8T 4-cyl and sound like an Audi A4 rather than a two-stroke engine that sounds like your lawnmower.

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      *yawn*
  44. The future is now by baggachipz · · Score: 1

    Should we be like robots?

    /me Peeks up over cube wall, looks at rest of soulless minions

    I think we've got that part covered...

  45. Quick answers... by Transcendent · · Score: 1

    Should robots eat?
    No.

    Should they excrete?
    No.

    Should robots be like us?
    No.

    Should we be like robots?
    No.

    Should we care?
    No.

    C'mon people... aren't we getting a little carried away here?

    1. Re:Quick answers... by daniil · · Score: 1
      C'mon people... aren't we getting a little carried away here?

      No.

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      Man is a slave because freedom is difficult, whereas slavery is easy.
    2. Re:Quick answers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the guys with the robotization fetish listening to the TrigRobot self-hypnosis MP3s are the ones getting carried away. http://warpmymind.com/FilesMain.php?display=Trigge r

  46. oh right by themusicgod1 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Course, if these same people have parents who can't afford to stay at home, or hire a babysitter for that matter, because the parents cannot afford to stay home or are too busy buying pointless crap they don't need, I can imagine the parent to this post being true. I must be getting old fashioned.

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    1. Re:oh right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I learned ethics from my babysitter. She was a 15 y/o whore and crackhead.

  47. Should robots... by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What does 'should' mean? There are groups of people: workers, company owners, geeks, consumers, not necessarily mutually exclusive, all of whom have their own different interests. You can never answer the question 'should' without knowing whose interests you are talking about. For a manual worker robots shouldn't take their jobs. For a company owner maybe they should. If he isn't prepared to even touch on this issue how can this guy think his article about what robots should and shouldn't do have any value?

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    Doesn't it make you feel good to know that our freedoms are protected by politicans, lawyers and journalists.
  48. robots by syrinx · · Score: 1

    As long as the robots are around to protect us from the terrible secret of space, they can eat and excrete all they want.

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    Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur.
  49. These questions seem... unnecessary. by huge+colin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Should they eat/excrete? Well... they'll need power, and they'll produce waste product, even if that product is just heat. But I don't see any reason why they need to ingest chemical fuel in a similar way to humans. What would be the point of that, anyway? Allowing humans to be more comfortable around them?

    Speaking of human-robot relations, the fear of robots realizing they're superior to humans and killing us all is interesting. If it turns out they succeed in doing that, then apparently they were superior and the universe sees a net gain. What's the problem?

    Or, perhaps, they may realize their superiority and allow us to continue living. After all, we don't make it our business to completely wipe out useless and annoying species like mosquitos (although we probably should).

    Anyway, it makes sense that sophisticated robots of the future will be controlled by some kind of logic engine or computer, whose functions are consistent and predictable. It then stands to reason that they won't behave in a seemingly random way; their actions will be deliberate and important to some end. As long as this is true, there's nothing to worry about.

    1. Re:These questions seem... unnecessary. by DrinkingIllini · · Score: 1

      We can't even write a program that doesn't crash occasionally, how are we going to get sentient thought out of something without introducing bugs and security holes that could be cracked? The debugging on this software would have to be complete, it would need to be the most truly flawless piece of code ever in order to be as reliable as neccessary to prevent possible catastrophe.

    2. Re:These questions seem... unnecessary. by NardofDoom · · Score: 1
      Wipe out mosquitos? That would be a horrible thing. Thousands of species eat mosquitos, and thousands more eat those species. So we'd be looking a a drastic reorganization of the food chain if we killed all the mosquitos, which would inevitably affect us, since we are still part of the biosphere. (Where do you think the air you're breathing and the food you're eating comes from?)

      So, no, we shouldn't eliminate mosquitos.

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      You have two hands and one brain, so always code twice as much as you think!
    3. Re:These questions seem... unnecessary. by huge+colin · · Score: 1

      Um. Do all the species that eat mosquitos eat exclusively mosquitos? Is there some nutrient that mosquitos provide that, say, blackflies don't?

      Many many species have become extinct while humans have been around. Some species were actually wiped out directly by humans (passenger pigeon). And here we are. We still have air to breathe and food to eat.

      The ecology of Earth's organisms is extremely robust and is not teetering on the brink of any destruction. No macroscopic animal is relied upon so heavily that we couldn't do without it.

    4. Re:These questions seem... unnecessary. by NardofDoom · · Score: 1
      Is there something that this variable/gear/wire does that another wire doesn't do? Why not get rid of it and increase performance!

      In other words: Don't go fucking with something you don't know enough about.

      And I, for one, would like to see the human race continue to exist, even if the biosphere doesn't need us.

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      You have two hands and one brain, so always code twice as much as you think!
    5. Re:These questions seem... unnecessary. by huge+colin · · Score: 1

      "Is there something that this variable/gear/wire does that another wire doesn't do? Why not get rid of it and increase performance!"

      A key point of good engineering.

      "In other words: Don't go fucking with something you don't know enough about."

      I agree completely. I also feel that we know enough about Earth ecology to know that interwoven redundancy holds the whole thing together very well. I'm not even sure we could fuck things up very badly if we tried.

      Haven't humans domesticated dozens of species over thousands of years? And completely wiped out many more? If that sort of thing actually caused a really serious problem, wouldn't we have noticed it?

      And how are the actions of humans any different than, say, wolves encroaching upon the territory of the sabre-toothed tiger and eventually eliminating it? Two species. One is better. One set of resources. The species that isn't as good, dies. What's the problem?

  50. Undimensional Ethical Systems by Alien54 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The questions you raise arise typically from a unidimensional ethical system.

    The answer is in having a multidimensional ethical system. One such previously published system suggested these dimensions (paraphrased)

    1. personal self interest/survival
    2. sexuality
    3. family
    4. tribal/group/national
    5. ecological/cross species
    6. expressive/artistic
    This list is incomplete. Feel free to add others as desired. Working out the formulas for balancing the parameters and vectors in order to achieve the highest overall and most positive result is left as an exercise for the interested reader.

    The situation re: the tsunami is easily resolved as the many contributions are pro-survival on a pan-tribal level, and there are few if any political quandries tied into the situation.

    Working with robots raises interesting questions because here we are dealing with creatures who have the potential to be our equals, or possibly our superiors. This is scary to folks who normally are used to handling people and things on a commodity basis. what is the things they dispose of start fighting back? See this Calvin and Hobbes Cartoon

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    "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
    1. Re:Undimensional Ethical Systems by WaterBreath · · Score: 1
      That's a nice idea, but I don't see it as much of a step up from a "unidimensional" system.

      Firstly, it still assumes that you can break down the ethics of a certain action into a mathematical equation. If only we can just find the right coefficients for each variable. The problem is, not only are there potentially thousands of variables (as you said, your list is incomplete), but every single individual on the planet would have different coefficients. Even average people would have wildly differing values for the same coefficient. Even just by averaging out a large surveyed population, it would hardly be considered "representative" of human ethics in general. Though the movie "I, Robot" was a very simplistic view of the possibilities, we have only to look at Will Smith's character's memory of being saved from drowning instead of a little girl because his "survival odds" were better. The first time someone dies who didn't need to die, and the reason given is a mathematical equation, people are going to want to shut these things down. There will be no tolerance for trial and error with people's lives. It's a one-shot deal. No post-ship patching allowed.

      I think another real problem that arises is in completely handing over certain responsibilities to robots, like security, search and rescue, police duties, etc. To remove the "human override" factor would be unimagineable folly. I don't personally believe that we would be that stupid as a race.

      It was hypothesized decades ago that a robot would not be able to emulate human thought unless it had a human shape, because the brain's responses are tied so closely to the body's senses. I would posit that the decisions you're talking about would not be safe in the hands of a robot unless it could emulate human emotion as well. And according to the theory cited above, without similar capacities for pain, death, suffering, vulnerability, loneliness, etc., that probably isn't possible. Unless they can understand these emotional/psychological states, they won't be truly human-like, and they can't be relied upon to make decisions that we will trust, understand, and accept.

      And further, to attempt to develop this ability for emotional/psychological projection/reflection in robots would involve trial and error. And in the process, until we got it right we would be developing robots that would have entirely different sensibilities than humans. Their actions would be totally unpredictable, because we would have no way to identify with their thought processes.

      I, for one, would prefer to let robots remain as tools and appliances. There are too many dangers in creating a "life form" that can turn around and affect our lives in so many significant ways. That's a potentially lethal feedback loop.

    2. Re:Undimensional Ethical Systems by Alien54 · · Score: 1
      Originally, this was envisioned as a human system

      of course, with a screwed up human, you can arrived at negative coefficients for other tribes, etc. With humans, the technology to adjust such coefficients is not yet widely available. And the humans freak on any attempts to make adjustments.

      It is important to have a viable meta system. Humans seem to be missing this. Just look at the political system, for example. What kind of coefficients are in place for the phrase "My Country, Right or Wrong?", for example

      Obviously, if the coefficients are at variance with the owners, or with the societies, then there will be dis-agreements. The command to "Be a nice robot and wipe out those inhuman scum inhabiting that village over there" might meet some resistance.

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      "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
    3. Re:Undimensional Ethical Systems by WaterBreath · · Score: 1
      In my own very verbose way, I was simply stating that I don't personally believe the problems you just cited can be circumvented in the creation of robots.

      I envision 3 scenarios:

      1) The robots will not be human enough to identify and ignore evil commands given for evil purposes by evil people.

      2) The robots will be so human that the undesirable aspects of humanity (i.e. a willingness to cause harm or death to others in order to achieve a given selfish purpose) can't be supressed in them as individuals.

      3) This one flings itself out into what is probably currently viewed as science fiction... In attempting to strike the delicate balance between 1 and 2, we will inadvertantly develop robots that act on their own value systems entirely separate from humans' values. If even one of these were allowed out of a tightly controlled environment, it would be a great danger to humans on an unpredictable scale that would depend mostly on its ability to learn. And this grows exponentially with each additional such robot in "the wild". Think of the infamous city 01 (read zero-one) from the Animatrix. One robot decided its own well-being was more important than its masters' and managed to convert/reprogram other robots to think the same thing.

      In this third scenario, there would undoubtedly be a need for an emancipation, because the robots would have achieved sentience. However, there is no way we could guarantee our own survival through such an event, because the robots would be unpredictable. They may decide the best thing is to wipe out the humans altogether. And hundreds (or more!) of AI minds working toward the destruction of our race sounds mighty formidable to me.

      There have been posters in this thread who said that the extermination of humans in favor of robots would simply be the next natural step in evolution of life on earth. But I have to say that I don't really like that scenario. I would prefer to live without the convenience of ubiquitous AI if it meant humanity would survive.

  51. 3 Laws? by Spackler · · Score: 1

    All I know is that any time someone tries to control robot behavior with 3 laws, something goes wrong. Maybe we should add a 4th law about not taking over the world or something.

    1. Re:3 Laws? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Basically the first law should be: If a human may not do something, a robot may not do the same either.

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    2. Re:3 Laws? by aeroelastic · · Score: 1

      Kind of like the zero-th law?

      Can't recall the name of the book, but basically it says the robot must look out for society over the individual.

      I need to brush up on my Azimov

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      "It doesn't take a rocket scientist" -I guess I should leave then
    3. Re:3 Laws? by Jettamann · · Score: 1

      Humans 'may' not kill another human; but they do it anyways

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    4. Re:3 Laws? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      But that doesn't mean that we have to program robots to behave the same, does it?

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      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  52. Should robots pay taxes? by NoSuchGuy · · Score: 1

    Please don't mod as funny.

    What about the next generations robots (year 2250) that work in factories instead of humans? The people that use to work in the factories have no jobs and no income and therefor pay no taxes.

    Who is going to pay for the streets? Or the pentagon budget?

    [funny]
    This street was sponsored by Cisco Systems and GM.
    This war was sponsored by Boeing, a subsidiary of Microsoft Defense Systems.
    [/funny]

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  53. All Robots Should Follow: +1, Patriotic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    the world's most dangerous and inarticulate leader.

    Thank you and have a Cheney_Rumsfeld_free day,
    Kilgore Trout, CEO

    1. Re:All Robots Should Follow: +1, Patriotic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Waaah. Get over it, crybaby.

  54. Age of robots or a robot's age? by suso · · Score: 1

    Here is an ethical question that I thought of when misreading the meaning of the title.

    Should robots be preprogrammed to die? Should they be mortal (in the aging sense)?
    Are there strange societal issues that might come up when a concious entity is able to live for a 1000 years and tell very accurate stories and accounts from centuries past?

    1. Re:Age of robots or a robot's age? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Well, the latter can be solved by just programming them to forget. But then, robots will die, because electronics doesn't live forever. Except if you exchange parts, of course, which will give the following interesting question:

      Will we have a moral obligation to extend a robot's life if we can do so?

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      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    2. Re:Age of robots or a robot's age? by aeroelastic · · Score: 1

      Again, Azimov covered this. They made a bad movie out of it starring Robin Williams.

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    3. Re:Age of robots or a robot's age? by suso · · Score: 1

      Oh, ok. Never saw it or read it. Shame on me.

    4. Re:Age of robots or a robot's age? by aeroelastic · · Score: 1

      "Bicentennial Man"

      I believe it was about a robot trying to become more human. It kept getting upgraded over the centuries, until it got so advanced it wanted to die to complete the experience.

      My memory may not be correct, it has been a while since I did any serious reading.

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      "It doesn't take a rocket scientist" -I guess I should leave then
  55. Thinking it through by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I think machines ought to be barred from rapid critical human thinking until we have stepped through the process with them.

    Lord knows we've done the opposite with computers -- making it up as we go along, screwing each other with IP, DRM, shoddy software and locked-into architecture for the maximized benefit (profit) of a few.

    How does any rational person see us proceding with robots/cyborgs any differently?

    I foresee patents, robots running on Windows (you'll know, because they have to be rebooted frequently, are infested with parasites(virii/worms), regularly patrol their environment doing things they shouldn't (whether defective, under guidance by software vendor or cracker, you'll not know) and need to download pest scanning/diagnostics/patches on a daily basis), Linux (two distros duking it out in the parking lot while a debian one waits to fight the winner) and having to upgrade and service on a basis that'll make your checkbook spin.

    Seriously, how altruistic does anyone expect robot manufacturing to be?

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    1. Re:Thinking it through by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      I foresee patents, robots running on Windows (you'll know, because they have to be rebooted frequently, are infested with parasites(virii/worms), regularly patrol their environment doing things they shouldn't (whether defective, under guidance by software vendor or cracker, you'll not know) and need to download pest scanning/diagnostics/patches on a daily basis), Linux (two distros duking it out in the parking lot while a debian one waits to fight the winner) and having to upgrade and service on a basis that'll make your checkbook spin.

      Well, thank goodness we don't have to worry about the Gentoo-run robots duking it out. They'll be sitting on the sidewalk with catatonic looks on their faces, while they figure out how to move their arms most efficiently.

  56. Re:The only important question is... by DrinkingIllini · · Score: 1

    I think the conventional thought will be that we created them, therefore, we are their gods and can do as we wish with them. This will lead to a whole new -ism, carbonism maybe, can't think of a good term for this right now. Anyway, I'm sure the robots will eventually start a civil rights campaign and history will repeat itself.

  57. Ohms Law?? by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

    Resistance is futile!!

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  58. Asimov's 3 Laws by Dorsai65 · · Score: 1

    In the article (yes, I actually read it!), he states that he doesn't think of robots as actually implementing Asimov's 3 Laws of Robotics.

    I'd suggest that using those three laws would be an excellent place to start - such as with the question he raises of autonomous robots being armed, which would be resolved by the First Law. As for the rest of his questions, I would expect that technology improvements would address the majority of them (the dung-eating robot, for example, could conceivably be developed to output sanitized waste that was suitable for use as crop fertilizer, for example.

    He may be an academic asking "real world" questions - better to ask them now, than later, I think. (Think: design of SMTP "then", and what is needed now. If they'd conceived of spam at the time, we might well have fewer problems today.)

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  59. I have thought about this a great deal by nkntr · · Score: 1

    You know, when we think of robots, and their march to approach what we consider and "AI" to use a way over cliche-ish term, what qualities would it be that would make us consider them "intelligent"? What is it about humanity that we consider is the essence of life (as we see it), in and of itself? I have spent many years on and off thinking on this, and this is not the forum to speak on it all, but I will say a few things that I think are important.

    First, I have to say that what we consider to be intelligence probably has very little to do with intelligence itself, and more about how we as humans evaluate situations and prepare to make decisions, and then act on those decisions. A great deal of this behavior is not intelligence as we see it at all, but pre-loaded and instinctual responses that we consider normal to a variety of situations based on past experiences that lie on a weighted table that is fed to our consciousness via a sort of offset computer in our head that quickly indexes emotional and instinctual values, and feeds us a feeling that makes us either want to do something, or want to avoid something. These responses can either be purly instinctual (the feeling of extreme discomfort when we see someone who is vomiting -- nature says we should avoid this at all cost), to the purly learned (don't touch a hot stove). Furthermore, we have a third offset computer in our head that quickly compares images we see with our eyes, and very quickly responds with a pointer in our head to the first offset computer that lets it know to inform our forward consciousness about a potential danger. This is an evolved computer that was an extreme necessity...if there was a tiger somewhat camoflaged in some bushes, our brains must be able to have an edge in quickly comparing that image to all of the images in its database, and then quickly determine if it is a danger and inform our weighted table processor to deliver our forward thought a feeling of extreme discomfort. If we were to build a robot with these set of instructions, set up basically like this, it would, I feel, act very much like us, and behave in such a way that we would feel them to be human, and alive. There isn't really all that much else to humanity, or at least in my opinion. Love, hate, envy, jealousy, hunger, pain, loss, fear, pleasure, eroticism, all of these can be explained by this, and very simply at that.

    1. Re:I have thought about this a great deal by nkntr · · Score: 1

      I should have previewed.....

      anyway, I think that there are two ofset computers, and that the first "weighted table" computer considers all of the "emotional" weights of all of the subparts of what we are currently considering and then delivers up an overall "score" to our forward conscious that sort of guides us forward and directs our behavior. If we were to put these weights (instinct) and make plenty of room for learned weights, a robot could begin to behave like us. Of course, we, growing up, have our preloads change with age. When you were 8, I did not like girls, but when I was 16, they were all I wanted -- is a perfect example. Lots of other things change, as well, to better our ability to fill our role in the lifecycle of a human -- evolution preset this. Isaac Asimov always talked about his 3 laws, but I say the truly most "sacred" part of a robot is his preloaded tables...the robot's instinct...much more than 3 simple laws. This is the thing that we should never be able to touch, neither in robots, nor in ourselves, though I think most of us wish we could........

  60. Moore's Law by Stevyn · · Score: 1

    "These marvelous machines, optimists hope, will follow Moore's law, doubling in quality every 18 months"

    Why does everybody have to screw this "law" up? Moore observed in 1965 that the number of transistors per square inch doubled every 18 months.

    http://www.webopedia.com/TERM/M/Moores_Law.html

  61. Social... by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    Sorry but these are questions of social mannerisms, not ethics. And I hope the second one is NOT used socially.

    I expect at some point robots to be 0wn3d, then you'll see ethics... "the wife and i were in bed when the %&^#*@ robot came in and suggested i buy a penis pump and where i could order one!"

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    1. Re:Social... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > I expect at some point robots to be 0wn3d, then you'll see ethics... "the wife and i were in bed when the %&^#*@ robot came in and suggested i buy a penis pump and where i could order one!"

      Solution obvious. You stay with the fuckin' robot. And your wife gets the... um... other kind of fuckin' robot. :)

  62. Should... by ikkibr · · Score: 1

    ...they work for us? ...they obey us? ...think? I think those questions should be answered before making any lifeform

  63. Re:The only important question is... by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

    Define 'self conciousness'? This is not a troll, the question has never been truly answered on a philosophical level. We need to know what sentience IS before we can even begin to have the debate!

  64. Answers by ehiris · · Score: 2, Funny

    Should robots eat?
    Chicken bones and guts.

    Should they excrete?
    Mickey D's chicken nuggets.

    Should robots be like us?
    Eat Mickey D's chicken nuggets? I hope for them that they won't have to.

    Should we be like robots?
    I wouldn't want to excrete chicken nuggets.

    Should we care?
    Oh yeah, the bots and us could create an eternal yin yang of bad food.

  65. I see your questions and raise you another. by Walkiry · · Score: 1

    >Should robots eat? Should they excrete? Should robots be like us? Should we be like robots? Should we care?

    After reading that I do ask myself, why should there be only one way to build and program robots? Why not have some robots that eat and other that don't? Why not have robots that are more like people and others that are nothink like them?

    And I lied, I raised three questions :P

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  66. slavery may be forbidden by themusicgod1 · · Score: 0

    You'd think that now wouldn't you? What exactly do you do for a living, anyway?

    And slavery may be forbidden where you live, but it's common, even in countries like the united states it's been known to happen.

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  67. Re:He raises some interesting points by djward · · Score: 1

    My God! He hasn't seen the video!

    Fortunately, I keep a spare copy of "I dated a robot!" in the VCR at all times.

  68. Mr. Pollack is pretty information-impaired by huge+colin · · Score: 1

    "When cars were invented, no one imagined that hundreds of millions of them would spew carbon monoxide into the atmosphere. But they do, and yet we still feel entitled to drive them. Imagine the pollution levels if we add hundreds of millions of robots powered by internal combustion engines."

    Um... yes. We feel entitled to drive them, and we are entitled to drive them. The planet is not on the verge of death, despite what hippie propaganda may say. Also, who says every internal combustion engine has to burn gasoline or even petroleum products?

    "Should robots eat? There are proposals to allow robots to gain energy by combusting biological matter, either food or waste items. If this mode of fuel becomes popular, will we really want to compete for resources against our own technological progeny?"

    Well, we compete for food with inferior lifeforms, so there shouldn't be a problem if it turns out that robots need to compete with us. Besides, if there was some conflict where only one side came out victorious, wouldn't that be the superior species?

  69. I Swear to God... by bigbabich · · Score: 1

    If someone makes my robot crap, I'm moving to Ahmish Country! You want to play with feces and inhuman creations, make my girlfriend stop giving me so much shit!

  70. Something I've Had on My Mind by stinerman · · Score: 1

    At what point do robots get similar rights to humans? If creating an artificial intelligence is tantamount to creating a new life form, then what rights do these life forms get? Those inalienable rights endowed by their Creator?

    It seems to me that robots are finite state machines (unlike humans, I think) and should have no more rights than a toaster. Of course, if any of them can solve the Halting Problem, I'd be ready to give them voting rights et al.

  71. Excellent mod parent way up by dolo666 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You raise a couple of really good points. If you haven't, I suggest you read Alan Watts, The Book : On the Taboo Against Knowing Who You Are.

    In this book, Watts goes into great detail about robotics and the social implications of them, and how we live in a time that could easily make life totally fun and easy for everyone, regardless of nation/race/culture/creed. He says that the development of robotics will achieve this someday and that the ramifications of doing so could only be positive if applied correctly. The book is not specifically about this topic, but he does tap into some really cool ideas that made total sense to me when I read it in my first year of university.

    To answer your questions; It is not ethical to make people work harder to achieve less in life. It is not ethical to work so hard you never see your children. The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind... it's called telecommuting and if you're in an employment sector that supports it, there are plenty of jobs on the net that will let you work from home and actually make a living wage.

    Watts suggests that some day, we could all be in a telecommuting situation, which would be great for the environment and for our mental, emotional and physical health. After you telecommute, you can spend quality time working for your customers/employers, instead of quality time with your kids. You can do this and still keep your job and make lots of money, and advance your career. It's the way of the future! The bottom line with any career is that an employee has to make a difference to the company and telecommuters really can do this because they can apply their knowledge towards a positive direction without wasting money on commuting to work (ie auto expenses, wardrobe expenses...etc) and they can divert that savings to their families needs and wants.

    The flipside to telecommuting is that you'll likely put on weight and you'll get kinda gross from working in your underwear all day, but at least you'll be really happy! :-)

    Watts, FYI, was a very well educated Budhist, who had a real knack for understanding what could be possible in this day and age. The nice thing is that his theories do not contradict natural progress (like many folks do of his background). It's all very possible that robots could serve humanity in a very positive way, making our lives easier and making our way on earth more enjoyable.

    1. Re:Excellent mod parent way up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The flipside to telecommuting is that you'll likely put on weight and you'll get kinda gross from working in your underwear all day, but at least you'll be really happy! :-)

      I lost weight and got much stronger but I bought a place with a fair amount of land. My friends think its in the country but the country folk that live here think the city came a long time ago. No city water or septic but I have DSL and satellite.

      I think this is the way of the future. We left the country for the cities to build technology now it is time to bring the tech back to the country. Today I have programmed, chopped wood, trolled slashdot, turned the compost pile, got diverted on this crazy aquaculture shrimp machine I am trying to build, fished in my pond (bass for dinner), fed the chickens, returned a few client emails and did some film editing.

      I swear to god, I couldn't be happier.

      Decentralized technology based self sufficiency and education.
      It's a catch phrase we can live with.

  72. Stupid questions by Rick+Genter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Should robots eat?
    Should robots excrete?

    Stupid questions. Unless someone invents a 100% efficient perpetual-motion machine, robots, like any system, will have to consume energy and will produce waste byproducts.

    Duh.

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  73. They should be banned from.... by Slak · · Score: 1

    Playing Cricket as Douglas Adams showed the disastrous results!

  74. What the fuck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While you're at it, why don't you program ~95% of them to be religious, ~10% of them to be homosexual, ~60% of them to be racsist (deep south only), etc, etc. This is retarded. A robot is nothing more than a machine. Should your computer take a shit on your floor? Robot builders will build robots to the specifications of the customer. If the customer desires human-like features, then the producers will deliver.

  75. Should we care? by Cyno · · Score: 1

    What happens to all the displaced jobs and workers when robots are used to automate most simple labor?

    If we had the opportunity, would it be beneficial to outsource all of our jobs to some advanced alien race for less than it costs us to do it ourselves?

    At what point do we consider the economic consequences of our actions?

    I believe robots are good for the economy, but not if it most people lose their jobs. And I think it would be great to automate people out of a job, as long as we had the social framework to allow them to keep their quality of life. More people staying home with free time to learn, innovate and be social is a good thing, IMO. More people put out on the street because of automation and selfish capitalists is a bad thing. There's no reason to crush the peons beneath our feet now that we can outsource them much cheaper, but what remains to be seen is if we care about them enough.

    Or will we erect more gated communities and just stereotype all the lazy bums?

  76. Best? For whom? by Tackhead · · Score: 1
    > Well.. sort of, but that doesn't go well with human motivations and desires, something the robot may not have taken into consideration because it lacks the knowledge of human history that's shaped us to this point and caused us to come to the conclusion that it's best to HELP them, not rid the world of them.

    "Best? For whom?"
    - Your Robot

    Ethical questions about what's "best" between two species only get answered by the fitter of the species.

    There's increasing evidence that we're the dominant lifeform on this planet because we exterminated the Neanderthals 30,000 years ago. We were smarter than they were, and that enabled us to put the furs of dead animals around our bodies so we could gather resources from areas that were under ice and snow - areas inaccessible to the Neanderthal. If that was indeed the case, then my (and if you're reading this and are a human being, your) ancestors were directly responsible for the extinction of another sentient species. Not merely attempted genocide -- successful genocide: we rendered them extinct. We exterminated them. I'm not losing any sleep over it.

    If homo sapiens is replaced by silicon sapiens, is it really such a bad thing? It's merely a better-adapted lifeform taking advantage of a larger ecological niche, and displacing whatever species previously inhabited it.

    30,000 years from now, will a dialogue something like this appear in a silipology (or would that be paleoviscerology) textbook?

  77. They will by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Less wages paid -> Higher profits -> Higher corporation tax

    1. Re:They will by NoSuchGuy · · Score: 1

      Less wages paid -> Higher profits -> Higher corporation tax

      Only on Cayman Island, Antigua, Lichtenstein, Jersy Island....

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  78. the three laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Never and i mean never make a mmmbot that sings mmmbop
    2. Robots Kiss and makeup
    3. Robot says she doesn't tell her friends about you in bed, when really she does.

  79. Does this guy smoke weed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who thinks of this stuff. Should a robot go to the bathroom. would you go to the bathroom if you didnt have to?

    1. Re:Does this guy smoke weed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vacuum robots could go to the bathroom to excrete the waste they pickup so you don't have too.

      Would you change the bag on the vacuum if you didnt have to?

  80. intelligence by pronobozo · · Score: 1

    Some monkies can learn up to a grade 5 level of intelligence but we have them in labratory testing. I wonder what a robot 3 or 4 times smarter than us would think and how it would treat humans.

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  81. My Thoughts by mz.kewl · · Score: 1

    I think that the only things that robots should be able to do are the same as machines do, which is simply just be there to help people out. They don need to take on human form, that would be creepy and wierd, they sohld just be around to make life easier for humans....NOT to take on a human form...ha is just wierd and creepy.

  82. I Propose by jstrain · · Score: 0

    that robots can't have sex. I can't handle the extra competition...

  83. I'm going to write some ethics essays... by mshiltonj · · Score: 1

    Ethics for the 'Hammer' Age
    Ethics for the 'Television' Age
    Ethics for the 'Microwave' Age
    Ethics for the 'Anthropomorphized Labor-Reducing Tool' Age.

  84. Re:The only important question is... by ded_guy · · Score: 1

    The problem with your question is that you're considering self-consciousness as a binary value.

    What are the criteria that differentiate a self-conscious being from one that lacks this quality? A notion of self-preservation, a mere acknowledgement that one exists and can affect one's surroundings, a human notion of "self"? The problem is, these qualities and other similar traits are found in varying degrees in organisms today.

    A colony of ants works toward self-preservation in a highly organized manner, but the individuals have little to no intelligence. Microorganisms strive to obtain food and avoid harmful environments (e.g. photophobic microorganisms).

    Does this mean they have a sense of self?

    How about dogs? They often seem to consider things on a high level, but do they have a sense of "self"?

    It's not so easy to just lay out some rules and toss things into the "self-conscious" or "not self-conscious" basket. Self-consciousness is a simple label to a complex set of qualities and behaviors and as such it's more of a sliding scale than a boolean true/false.

    So when you say "that is all", it really isn't. Taking a complex issue like this and putting a simple black-and-white face on it doesn't answer anything, it only gives the deceptive appearance that it is an easy problem to solve.

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  85. What about . . . by JJ · · Score: 1

    . . . Names?

    Are there inappropriate names for robots?

    Robbie? Data? Marvin? Vivian? (Okay, I just don't
    like the name Vivian for guys.)

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  86. Not even worth asking by DeepDarkSky · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Depends on your definition of robot. I think these questions are only applicable to "sentient" robots or robots with advanced artificial intelligence. Most "robots" as well call them today do not qualify, so none of these questions are applicable.

    We, as humans, should stop trying to play god to create sentient beings. Robots as tools are much more useful to us. But, you say, you want something that can independently think and do stuff for us. What you are looking for here are "slaves". Beings that can do their own things but still obey you.

    Why do we even bother with all of this? If you don't make a super intelligent robot that can learn and independently think, then you don't need the 3 laws. You don't need to worry about the robots killing all humans and taking over the world. All of these problems that sci-fi say we will be afflicted with because we want to play god and be lazy.

    We are doomed.

    1. Re:Not even worth asking by eggspurt · · Score: 1

      The singularitarians will disagree with you. It is dangerous not to develop technology that will protect you from other technologies. Namely, only sophisticated technology will protect you: otherwise you're a sitting duck.

      This is the goal of the Singularity Institute for Artificial Intelligence. The Singularity is the technological creation of smarter-than-human intelligence.

      They have a few relevant pieces of material, such as FRIENDLY AI and 3 Laws Unsafe.

  87. Re:The only important question is... by hyperlinx · · Score: 1

    IMHO, it's not the self-conciousness that is so important in this debate....i think it goes into some sort of pre-programmed instinct. Is the robot thing going to try to protect itself from injury either self inflicted (falling down) or from external source (being hit by a car)? What about when its energy supply is low, will it automatically try to recharge, either by eating or plugging in? What other instinctual actions or reactions should these things have?

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  88. Yet Another Ethical Question by sachmet · · Score: 1

    Should the robots push or shove down the stairs?

  89. OSQ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The gorillas, of course!

  90. Ethics about objects by octal666 · · Score: 1

    Ok, so we are questioning ethics about objects, I think we are missing the point. For now there is no hint that a senient artificial intelligence is close to being developed, if anything senient could be developed, we would be talking about anything else.

    Now we are talking about a fridge, should a fridge have rights? should a fridge have human shape? I mean, just for having a vague humanoid shape, it doesn't mean it's alive, just if you said this about dolls, should baby dolls eat or poo? they do, any ethic problem about it? NO, why? because it's just a piece of plastic, a robot is nothing else.

    Are we asking ourselves if robots should be clearly different to humans in order for us not to forget they are not humans? It would be just and excuse, the diference is not in the shape, but in senients or not senients. A human friendly interface, like a face, or voice, or a humanoid shape to use a human environment without problems make no difference.

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  91. The Ethics of Excrement? by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 1

    How is whether or not a robot should excrete an ethical question? I can see it being an engineering question, or a question of aesthetics, or of etiquette...but ethics?

  92. Do robots have some human functions? by AviLazar · · Score: 1

    Yes
    Do they eat (consume): Well they need electricity, so they consume that. They probably need lubrication, so they consume that.

    Do they excrete: They release energy and thusly heat. Any components that need to be replaced (like the lubrication).
    Do they need sleep: Well they need time to recharge - so while we can avoid downtime with things like solar power, plugging them an electrical socket via extension cord so they can continue to vacuum - it is possible.

    The point is until robots have emotions they are simply put it - tools. Their downtime should be in direct relation to their job "our new robot finished cooking dinner, and cleaning the house - it's in the closet." Once the robot becomes "Rosie" and "Rosie" has a personality - then we should deal with the ethical treatment of robots...otherwise they get the same treatment as one would put towards their car.

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  93. Simple answers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think this whole discussion might be summed up with that famous Bladerunner quote:

    Replicants are like any other machine - they're either a benefit or a hazard. If they're a benefit, it's not my problem.

    And a lot of it is simply that black and white. If they start competing for our resources (food), they are a hazard. If they start excreting toxic chemicals everywhere, they are a hazard. Robots are machines and machines have one purpose: to solve their masters. It is irrelevant whether or not they should wield guns because not only do they already, but they will in the future. If a police robot has a good chance of murdering innocents, robots are again a hazard.

    Should robotic labor be regulated? If the robotic controllers are being subject to unfair labor practices.

    The only question there that is not so cut and dry is whether human beings should become robots, integrating their mortal bodies and minds with metal. And the answer, I think, is yes. Progress is prosperity and the drive to prosperity is ingrained in our genes. We have invented machines to make our progress more efficient because our biological apparatus is far too slow to evolve on our own. Fusing ourselves with machines is a natural continuation of our artificial evolution.

    What we as humans must watch for on that course is at what point do we cease being human (as in being pure energy or software, constructs) and whether we care, if what we WANT to achieve, at that point, is greater than what we could achieve as humans, and whether we are sacraficing anything important. Because we obviously have a lot to gain.

    But that is really more of a meaning of life issue.

  94. Re:Best? For whom? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 3, Insightful
    If homo sapiens is replaced by silicon sapiens, is it really such a bad thing?


    It is, if you happen to be a homo sapien.
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  95. Cloaca (NSFW) by totipotentsoul · · Score: 1

    Excrete? Why we're already working on it!

    NSFW

    http://www.cloaca.be/articles.htm

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  96. oblig. H2G2 ref. by DJCF · · Score: 1

    Webster defines it as 1 a : a machine that looks like a human being and performs various complex acts (as walking or talking) of a human being

    Funny that, the Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation defines a robot as "Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!".

    The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy defines the Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as "A bunch of mindless jerks who will be the first up against the wall when the revelution comes". Curiously enough, an edition of the Webster's encyclopedia from a thousand years in the future, defines the Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as "A bunch of mindless jerks who were the first up against the wall when the revelution came".

  97. Rochester, MN airport by maxwells_deamon · · Score: 2, Funny

    In the secure area of the Rochester, MN airport there were three indentical doors in the wall. Each has a sign above the door in the same font. The one on the left says MEN. The one on the right says WOMEN. the one in the middle says MECHANICAL.

    I have always wanted a picture of those doors!

    PS: It could be gone now (it's been 15 years)

  98. Missing the point as usual... by Duncan3 · · Score: 1

    The only point that matters to 99.9% of the population is... Should we replace your job with a overseas human or a robot.

    Currently, the human still wins (except in japan) but that is rapidly changing.

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  99. Re:The only important question is... by Gherald · · Score: 1

    I agree it is a difficult term to define philosophically, but that does not take away from the issue's importance wrt smart robots.

    For practical purposes, a simple variation on the turing test might suffice.

  100. simple answers to all the questions by Surt · · Score: 1

    1. Should robots be humanoid?

    Yes, if it is useful. Perhaps they meant to ask can it be unethical to create humanoid robots. The answer there is also yes, if you do it for harm.

    2. Should humans become robots?

    If we want to. Should humans be allowed to become robots? Yes. Should humans be required to become robots? No.

    3. Should robots excrete byproducts?

    That's just unavoidable. If nothing else you produce entropy as a byproduct of existing, so why even ask the question? Obviously, releasing as few harmful byproducts as possible is more ethical than not doing so.

    4. Should robots eat (implied: eat biomass for energy)?

    This is not more ethical or unethical than any other way of gaining needed energy.

    5. Should telerobotic labor be regulated?

    Yes. It is in our best interest to universalize humanitarian labor laws.

    6. Should robots carry weapons?

    No. But then ideally no humans should either. Practically it may be quite useful to have robots carry weapons.

    7. Should machines be awarded patents?

    No. They should be awarded to the owner of the machine. If robots become recognized as life forms, they should no longer be regarded as machines.

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  101. Man v machine philosphy in Ghost in the Shell 1&am by Jtheletter · · Score: 1
    I didn't RTFA this time around, but as a few others have pointed out it sounds like many of the questions have been asked before. A more philosphical treatment of human/robot issues - specifically how the concept of 'human' is/will change with the continuing merger of man and machine - can be found in both GITS films.

    Setting aside for a moment criticism or praise for the films themselves, the issues they raise are definitely going to affect humanity sooner rather than later. Man has taken science, biology, and chemistry to the convergent points of genetics and nanotechnology, where we see that at the molecular level all things are just machines, the only difference is if you build with Si atoms or proteins. We have for some time been traveling down the path of treating humans as (albeit, complex) machines that can be parted out. Replace what is broken, tinker with the timing to make it better, stronger, more versatile and longer lasting. How long until we achieve the GITS tech of being able to transplant memory and even to some degree conciousness? And when that happens, and a person is only pieces of brain manipulating a prothetic shell, how do we view the soul? Is this person still human?

    More than anything else I think the Ghost in the Shell films do an excellent job of forcing the spotlight back upon oneself to consider what it is that makes them uniquely different from a thinking machine, if there is a difference at all. And even within that there is the revelation that although you may posess a singular conciousness, when viewed within the structure of society, you are merely another gene in the vast mechanism that is human knowledge and creation.

    We are complex self-sustaining chemical reactions that bring about ordered change in the universe, if for no other grander purpose than data storage. It is humbling, but there is something else there that hints at a purpose that secretly drives us. In any case, I think those two films in particular are an excellent starting point for such a discussion, as they really cut to the heart of the issue in the human vs machine debate.

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  102. Re:Best? For whom? by swv3752 · · Score: 2

    There are some schools of thought that think that homo sapiens sapiens was simply more aggressive than homo neanderthalis (or is that homo sapiens neanderthalis?).

    The question is, did our ancestors outcompete the neanderthals or did we wage war?

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  103. Wow by NewOrleansNed · · Score: 1

    In my computer science ethics class, we discussed mundane things like hacking, virii, and open source software.

    I guess when you're going to a school like Brandeis, though, you like to expand their horizons by seriously considering whether robots should go make poopy.

    All I know is that I'm moving to a remote island when our robot overlords get constipated.

  104. Robots or Androids? Faux Food. by Tekoneiric · · Score: 1

    I don't think robots should eat as they are just machines.

    Androids on the other hand are a different issue entirely. That largely depends on how much you want them to interact with humans in a social setting and if their minds are direct transfers from a human. A good alternative to eating traditional food would be for them to eat some kind of faux food, which would have texture and something to tell the android's mind what it should taste like. The faux food could be something that the robot could use to power or maintain it's systems. Or it could just be something to be excreated and recycled later.

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    1. Re:Robots or Androids? Faux Food. by narcc · · Score: 1

      Or it could just be something to be excreated and recycled later

      So... An android should be made to eat its own shit?

    2. Re:Robots or Androids? Faux Food. by Tekoneiric · · Score: 1

      In a way humans do because what we eat is excreated then recycled back into food by nature.

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  105. Scenario for Gasoline Engine Robots by DeadVulcan · · Score: 1

    Up to now, attempts to make robotic drivers has seen very little success. However, that's just because we try and make them drive on existing roads. If we could equip the road with special markings that the robots can use, and we allow only robotic traffic on those roads, then driving becomes quite a simple problem.

    It would be like a middle road (no pun intended) between open roads and rail lines. For transporting freight, it would probably be fantastic. More predictable traffic, no unionized drivers. Of course, it won't be so fantastic for those unionized drivers.

    So take all your fourteen-wheelers off the regular highways and put them on these special robot highways. When the safety has been proven, start allowing robotic passenger buses. Then robotic personal vehicles. We could eventually convert the bulk of our highways into robot-only roads.

    Now you have your millions of robots powered by internal combustion engines. Unless we get our fuel-cell / electric / atomic cars first.

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    1. Re:Scenario for Gasoline Engine Robots by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      If we could equip the road with special markings that the robots can use, and we allow only robotic traffic on those roads, then driving becomes quite a simple problem.
      Special markings? Why not put some kind of metal rods instead. The robot cars could almost feel their way along, especially if you had two parallel rods.

      No, silly idea. Forget I said it.

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    2. Re:Scenario for Gasoline Engine Robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They've got them in Europe. They call them rail-ways.

  106. Re:The only important question is... by hackstraw · · Score: 1

    Are the "Robots" self-conscious?

    Not yet. And very unlikely in the near future.

    But the thing that I get concerned about from time to time are the issues with robot concerns that Michael Criton addressed in the (book?)/movie Runaway.

    The more I work with "high tech" stuff, the more I am reminded of this movie, where all of the electronic stuff was half broken junk that we all "needed" but in reality was basically the cause of many of our problems.

    For those that haven't seen this movie yet (I highly recommend it). It has some elements of "robot terrorism", where these nasty insect looking robots go after Tom Selleck's character launched by the evil Gene Simmons' character.

    Think about the security issues if you could have a small army of robots that could diligently and quietly do things like build bombs in large buildings or other populated areas (over a period of many years) or simply quietly eat away at structural elements of things like buildings, bridges, airports, etc.

    Viruses and/or spyware are annoying for people that still use PCs, but they really don't do anything too eventful (don't know why, but..) But think about someone that gets bored one day and programs a team of self healing, possibly self replicating robots that have parasitic activities programed in them like a horrible locust or some other parasitic insect infestation.

    I guess after our government finishes defeating terrorism by a bunch of humans who are motivated by eternal and suicidal ideologies to do their deeds, they will have the skills and resources to defeat nasty robots like this (that was sarcasm btw). But this kinda scary shit makes me think from time to time.

  107. That doesn't *add* to current vehicles though by DeadVulcan · · Score: 1

    Just replying to myself...

    Of course, I just realized that would mostly *replace*, not add to, our current vehicles.

    So I guess the article author is still way off base even in this scenario.

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  108. Re:Asimov's 3 Laws ("I Robot" spoiler) by mark-t · · Score: 1
    Warning: Moderately significant spoiler for the "I Robot" movie follows.

    Many have suggested that application of the 3 Laws to Robots would result in humanity's enslavement to them, as they (quite possibly correctly) perceive that allowing us to function with our own free will is what is posing one of the greatest dangers to our continued existence. Even though this analysis may be correct, as "Sonny" observed in the movie, this interpretation of the First Law "seems so heartless".

    That said, I believe that the 3 Laws may still be viable (although ignore the fact that in reality it would be trivial to make a Robot that did not have those Laws implemented). Take the First Law, for instance... "A Robot must not cause harm to a human being, or through inaction, allow a human to come to harm". Sometimes, however, whether an action is taken or not, harm may be caused. Clearly, a Robot can only act to cause harm to a human being if failure to act would cause greater harm. But note that the law does not say that it must not cause even the slightest risk of harm... it merely says harm. Of course, if the Robot was only trying to prevent imminent harm, it would in general not be very succesful at it, since in many cases by the time harm is imminent, it may be too late for any Robot to prevent it. Therefore, it should be interpreted that the risk of harm must be greater than the threshold of allowance for that particular individual, and this threshold must be set based on the Robot's analysis of the person's competency at surviving the incident in question. If this level is unknown to the Robot, it should assume an average level of competency.

    So if a person wants to go skydiving, for instance (an activity considered by some to be so risky as to be outrightly foolish), a Robot would not necessarily try to stop the person from doing so, since if the parachute is packed correctly, or if done under the supervision of a properly trained instructor, the actual likelihood of actual injury is extremely low. In accordance with the First Law, the Robot may have an obligation to verify the appropriate safety levels for the activity are in place before allowing the person to proceed, and if they are not, the Robot must be able to elaborate to whatever degree of detail is desired as to why the Robot will not allow the person to take the risk.

  109. The real answer . . . by Mablung · · Score: 1

    ... is we are asking more questions and they are in the public eye. See, for example, Slashdot and Wired.

    But not all questions are equal.

    Some should be decided before hand as policy: "Under what circumstances can we allow the creation of self-replicating robots?"

    Some will/should be decided in the courts after the fact: "When is someone responsible for a machine that functions independently, but that they configured?"

    Some result in mere speculation: "What resources will be affected by robotic production?"

    And some are just silly: "Do we really NEED these robots?"

    1. Re:The real answer . . . by Badgerman · · Score: 1

      That's a good point I hadn't considered. More "are we asking the right questions" than anything else.

      Which of course is part of the problem with predicting thing, since it's ALL questions. It's easy to get lost in what's important.

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  110. Android Ethic = My Bands Name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Synchronisity.... http://androidethic.com/

  111. Re:The only important question is... by LoneGunner · · Score: 1

    Here's my personal definition of 'self consciousness'.

    1. Can it learn beyond its preprogrammed functions for learning?
    2. Is it unique in its 'thoughts' and 'ideals'?
    3. Can it improve its knowledge based on its past experiences and the experiences of others?

    I look at this as if it were a pet. My dogs, however unintelligent they may be, still fit into each one of these categories. They can learn whats right and wrong, even if I'm scolding or praising the other dog. Each one has a unique personality. And they surprise me at times with what they actually comprehend when I talk with them. It doesn't have to be a complicated definition to work for almost everything.

  112. cars becoming robots by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Cars are among the most computerized appliances people use. Some have up to a dozen control CPUs. Plus engineers are tlking semic-automous to completely automatic driving systems, mapping systems, entertainment systems.

  113. Where Do These Idiots Come From? by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


    Another cretin who apparently has nothing better to sell than "ethics".

    Read my lips. There are no "ethics." There is no legitimate "morality". These are all "content-free" amorphous concepts intended to convey that the speaker is somehow "better" than you.

    Fuck him.

    There is only what works in the long run for a specific purpose based on reality and what doesn't.

    If you can't frame your discourse in that context, shut the fuck up.

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  114. Re:Asimov's 3 Laws ("I Robot" spoiler) by Dorsai65 · · Score: 1

    And, using your example, if the parachute were packed by another robot, then the two of them would communicate (as is noted in several instances in Asimov's books) that it was packed correctly and there wouldn't be any conflict.

    As you may recall, the premise for Asimov's laws is the Positronic brain, constructed such that the Three Laws are immutably impressed in it's functionality; a non-3-Law robot would be "impossible" to manufacture under _Asimov's_ premises - which isn't to say that it would be impossible in the Real World using current/anticipated technology. None the less, I still think the Three Laws make a good foundation for self-aware robotics.

    Speaking just for myself, I never saw any point in jumping out of a perfectly functional airplane. :-)

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  115. US Air Force .... by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

    6. Should robots carry weapons? We must distinguish autonomous robot weapons from remote control armaments - unmanned telerobots supervised by humans. The ethical difference between the two: Who's responsible for pulling the trigger?
    Don't look now but the US air force is developing such a device and prototypes are already in service. In fact one may have been in use in Iraq. These are un-pioleted, armed aircraft that can engage in air-to-air and air-to-ground combat with enemy forces.

  116. Ay! Robot by Gheezer · · Score: 1

    Anyone obsessing over questions like these needs to get his head out of his Asimov.

  117. Screw that Archimedes guy by wsanders · · Score: 1

    I used to be fully employed carrying buckets of water from the Nile to my farm. But because of his invention, all I do now is sit around the hookah and talk about technology at the University with my buddies. I don't even have any intestinal parasites anymore!

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  118. the real question... by 3point1415927 · · Score: 1

    I think the real question here is: what are robots *for*? I'm sure we've all heard the fantastic scenarios of Luddites and doomsayers wherein robots displace 99% of real humans from their jobs, or where they take over the world and kill us all. This is not to say that neither of these scenarios is possible; what it means is that before we consider the more technical aspects of robots (e.g., their power source) or the philosophical minutiae, we need to look at the bigger picture. The main question that I feel needs to be addressed, at this point, is: What are robots *for*?

    Should our first priority be designing robots to perform dangerous or undesirable occupational tasks that, up to this point, were only able to be done by humans? If so, what sort of laws will govern their implementation-- i.e., if a company elects to lay off, say, all of its human slaughterhouse workers and purchase these robots instead, how will the human workers be compensated?

    Or should we be concentrating on creating robots that can aid the disabled-- say, a guide 'dog' for the blind with a much higher-level skill set, and more longevity? If so, what rules will govern the use of these robots? And so forth.

    I think that the problem with this article isn't that the questions are difficult to answer; it's that the wrong questions are being asked. We need to think about why we want robots, and what laws will govern them, before we can worry about anything else.

  119. The main question about AI is "standing" by jjsaul · · Score: 1

    When do we grant an AI standing - the legal personhood required to assert rights?

    That question determines not only a lot of things about our future with AI, but also about us.

  120. Why is this crap making slashdot? by HarderDeeperFaster · · Score: 1

    Again Timmy shows why he is one of the most worthless of the slashdot inner circle. Who cares what an ethicist thinks about whether a robot poops or not? Any robot that moves will require an energy source and therefore will produce waste.

  121. Re:Best? For whom? by HiThere · · Score: 1

    This depends on the form that replacement takes. One way of this happening it via cyborgs, and people refusing to die. So whenever one part goes bad, they replace it with a new artificial one.
    Your hip goes bad, you replace the hip.
    Your hypothalamus goes bad, you replace the hypothalamus. etc.

    The replacement hypothalamus is still in the design stage, so we have a few years to think about whether we prefer this, or dying.

    But at the end of the process, they are no original parts left. It's entirely synthetic.

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    I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  122. My 1 rule of Robot Ethics by i41Overlord · · Score: 1

    1. Robots should always get their power from an easily unpluggable power cord just in case the shit hits the fan.

  123. Re:Best? For whom? by HiThere · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The information I've seen indicates that neanderthals needed a higher proportion of meat in their diet than people do. Also that they were less adept with thrown weapons, so they needed to get closer to their prey.

    Taken together this would indicate that we outcompeted them for resources. H.Sap. was using thrown spears when H.Neand. was using thrusting spears (because that's what their bodies were designed to do well). This meant that H.Sap. would be able to get more animals from a given area than H.Neander. would. If populations increased so that food became a significant factor (or during a bad year) H.Sap. would get "enough" food and during the same year H.Neander. would starve.

    As to aggression... the reports I've seen indicate that H.Sap and H.Neander frequently lived in the same area at the same time. OTOH, from this distance, a century apart would look like "at the same time". But neither one drove out the other, or possibly they took turns.

    And it's still not really clear that they didn't interbreed. The weight of the evidence is that they didn't, but that's hardly proof. (What's been proven is "This individual example of H.Neadner doesn't seem to have any modern descendants along the maternal line." for a couple of examples.)

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  124. We dont need to fear robots until... by JCOTTON · · Score: 1

    ...they reproduce. Robots in robot factories creating more robots.
    This reproduction could go on, until the earth's resources are used up.
    If the robots are kept under human control (and I don't see why not) then no human need ever work again. We (society) will just become richer and richer, until all (rare) material goods become plentiful.
    That is the real worry. All those bored teenagers with nothing to work for.

    1. Re:We dont need to fear robots until... by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      Or we could just send those intelligent, reproducing robots into space to explore the universe. There's no guarantee that we'll ever manage to break that nasty speed limit, but robots would be perfectly suited to exploring the universe around us and locating habitable planets and other intelligent species, if any exist. Why should they be limited to the earth?

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  125. A robot is a "slave" by juancn · · Score: 1

    Actually, robot itself comes from Czech robota, "servitude, forced labor."

    So the questions are, in a way, worth asking (although they might not be useful).

    I agree with you (albeit partially) that for robots to be really useful, they should be closer to tools (I don't want/need a neurotic blender), but a ceratin level of advanced AI can be necessary since some problems are inherently fuzzy.

  126. Re:3 Laws? -- nope, 4 by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

    There is a Zeroth Law of Robotics;

    Zeroth Law: A robot may not injure humanity, or, through inaction, allow humanity to come to harm.

    introducted by asimov in 1985.

  127. Why "should" we do this? by khallow · · Score: 1
    The focus of the questions is wrong. Ie, asking whether robots "should" excrete byproducts misses the point that all robots do. Ie, if I repair a robot by replacing a part then the broken part is an excreted byproduct. I just happen to be the means by which the waste product was excreted.

    Whether we "should" build robots that can use human food depends in part on whether we have a food problem. If food is plentiful and cheap, then it's not an issue, but if we have people starving because there isn't enough food, then we at the least reconsider it. But what kind of robot wouldn't be able to use an efficient substitute like gasoline or waste food products that aren't human edible (eg, spoiled vegetable oil)?

    Many of these questions just don't belong. For example, "Should machines be awarded patents?" This is a legal issue not an ethics issue. Contracts and such between the relevant parties will determine who gets the patent.

    Or "Should robots be humanoid?" Why should robots be or not be a certain shape? If a robot imitates me well enough to drain my bank account and sleep with my wife, then there's a problem. But these activities are nominally illegal (felonious fraud and at least indecent exposure or minor sex charge in the US respectively). But looking vaguely human? Especially, if the shape means that the robot can use human-oriented infrastructure like chairs, tools, and vehicles? Worries about humanoid robot spam are pretty far down on the list of possible problems.

    In summary, this story indicates to me a common failing of technology-based ethics as treated in the media. Many of the issues are irrelevant, outside the purview of ethics, or treated in a sloppy way, ignoring critical problems and issues.

  128. D Cells! by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    A more interesting question is, will we be able to program robot's personality or will we just build a cybernetic brain and then send them to robot school? From what I'm seeing, once you get an electronic "brain," it's not likely that it'll be programmed in a conventional sense. Most AI concentrates on training (Neural nets et al) to do the job. So sentient robots will probably have different personality traits and be as unpredictable as critters with squishy wet brains.

    In cases where AI is not necessary, such as manufacturing robots, it would probably be better not to install an AI, because it'll eventually want voting rights, a salary and vacation time to travel through Europe.

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    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

  129. Tetsuko of Super Milk Chan by funkify · · Score: 1

    Any Super Milk Chan viewers out there? If you've seen the episode where Tetsuko (she's the cloudy robot) farts, then you KNOW why having a robot that will excrete on command is extremely handy!

    If you haven't seen it, can you imagine telling your robot to fart on somebody? And I'm not just talking about some pansy ass fart. I'm talking about a chemically engineered, concentrated stink bomb, remotely delivered by your trusty robot.

    Heck, personal robots could be made to excrete all sorts of substances, from sweet pheramones (sp?) to toxic waste. Take that!

  130. Re:Best? For whom? by maxpublic · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There's increasing evidence that we're the dominant lifeform on this planet because we exterminated the Neanderthals 30,000 years ago. We were smarter than they were, and that enabled us to put the furs of dead animals around our bodies so we could gather resources from areas that were under ice and snow - areas inaccessible to the Neanderthal.

    What the hell??? Neanderthals were specifically adapted to the cold-weather climate of Europe, and it's a fact they made and used furs as clothes, fashioned jewelry and spears, and so forth. There is no evidence whatsoever that they were any less intelligent than homo sapiens. Not a single smidgeon, regardless of the re-revisionism back to the thinking of the early 1900's that seems to be in vogue.

    The only rational explanation I've seen for why homo sapiens won out is a) Neanderthals probably didn't breed as fast or as frequently as homo sapiens did (given the smaller number of skeletons of children found as compared to their human cousins), and b) there's little evidence that Neanderthals warred with one another, and a great deal of evidence that homo sapiens did. This makes sense; social conflict that devolves to violence among humans can be non-deadly, but among Neanderthals - who were much, much stronger than any human, even Arnie - a single violent act could easily lead to death. One punch to the face by a Neanderthal and you don't just have a broken nose; you have a crushed skull and your brains oozing out all over the ground.

    Relative levels of intelligence most likely had nothing to do with the demise of Neanderthals. It's more likely that low breeding rates and a lack of will to commit organized, regular genocide were the culprits. Homo sapiens weren't brighter; they just bred like rabbits and were more violent.

    Max

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    My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
  131. Re:Best? For whom? by maxpublic · · Score: 3, Informative

    Good points. There's also some evidence that a) neanderthals didn't breed as fast as homo sapiens, and b) that neanderthals were less violent with each other than homo sapiens were. This latter makes sense when you take into account just how bloody strong a neanderthal is; a scuffle between two neanderthals would most likely end in serious injury or death, even if neither party intended that as the outcome. For a tribe of neanderthals to survive physical violence between its members (and other neanderthal tribes) would have to be kept at a minimum.

    Max

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    My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
  132. Robot Ethics 101 by Artifakt · · Score: 1

    Two literary references apply strongly.

    1. If all the fiction you've read on the three laws is Asimov himself, try reading jack Williamson's "With Folded Hands" (a.k.a "The Humanoids") or even its spinoffs such as "... And Searching Mind". If you end up agreeing that a program trying to translate the 3 laws into real instructions could result in a Humanoids type situation (where a robot culture won't let humans take any risks at all), as easily as the typical Asimovian one, you'll have a workable standard to judge this arguement, and most of the rest for the next 50 years as we "slide into the singularity".

    2. C. S. Lewis, in a mere children's book - The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe - wrote: "..take my advice, when you meet anything that's going to be human and isn't yet, or used to be human once and isn't now, or ought to be human and isn't, you keep your eyes on it and feel for your hatchet." I'm not so worried about a genuine free willed AI wanting of itself to be seen as human or human equivalent, but something that isn't really at a human level being built, for another being's purposes, to fake only the more superficial aspects.

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    Who is John Cabal?
  133. Jordan Pollack's research by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

    I thought the article needed some more "meat" to it, but Jordan Pollack actually does some really cool research.

    The lab is best known for it's work with using evolutionary algorithms to do things like evolve robot walking patterns, lego structures, neural controllers, Tron AIs, and so on. They've also got a peer to peer spelling game which pairs kids up with each other to help learn words.

  134. Re:Asimov's 3 Laws ("I Robot" spoiler) by gibson_81 · · Score: 1

    But wasn't there a Susan Calvin short story about a robot that didn't have the three laws? some kid touring the plant modified its brain while it was being assembled, and it nearly broke the arm of a guy at the plant before Susan was contacted ...

  135. mmmmm... by digital.prion · · Score: 1

    Sex-bots...

    With a tagline of: Betcha can't just have one!

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    Smile.
  136. Ethics of Robots by Jorkapp · · Score: 1

    Whereas it shall be seen that all robots shall adhere to these ethics:

    1) All robots shall be merciles^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hobedient to their owner(s).
    2) No robot shall harm their owner(s).
    3) Under the circumstance that any owner(s) attempt to install Microsoft Windows on any robot, all robots within a 1km radius shall flee in terror.

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    Frink: Nice try floyd, but you were designed for scrubbing, and scrubbing is what you shall do.
  137. Re:Best? For whom? by Chrontius · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'd bloody well hope that you've put a little more planning into it than replacing things piecewise, or your early adopters will be stuck using squishy bits as connectors and when your 'cabling' begins to wear out there's no convenient way to replace it. At the very least, important stuff like brain-structure replacements should be able to talk straight to other replacements, or you'll eventually start falling apart along the seams, on a mental level.

    Seems to me that a 'braintape recorder' could be implanted in the chest/abdomen which would allow a person to gradually offload memory and processing until they were only using their squishy brain for the extra processor cycles. Down the road when thier body craps out, they never even lose conciousness and can have their new optical-computer diamond brain implanted in a new cloned body (or new robot body) of their choice.

    I know that's on my agenda twenty years down the line.

  138. Re:Best? For whom? by Twinbee · · Score: 1
    • If homo sapiens is replaced by silicon sapiens, is it really such a bad thing?
    This assumes though that the things have what could be described as a soul. I very much doubt they can enjoy music, or 'feel' anything at all.
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  139. Re:Best? For whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "It[being replaced by silicon sapiens] is [a bad thing], if you happen to be a homo sapien."

    Is it really? If you have children, effectively are they not replacing you when you die?

    Besides, if we design the machines to be more humane than us humans have managed, and they are truly superior, I would hope that it would not be so much of a genocide as an assisted co-evolution. Certainly, in my opinion, there are enhancements I would embrace if they were available: better vision (nearsighted and profoundly colorblind), better memory, perhaps a math co-processor. As we age, bits fail; how much the better to upgrade than to die (at least for the individual.)

    One of the reasons death is not necessarily to be feared is that the world changes, and those set in their ways and holding onto old, outmoded beliefs with the power to prevent change will eventually die. To prevent death is to prevent change -- unless we can upgrade to the new standard. How much more wonderful life would be if we could truly see and enjoy the changes that are going to be coming our way over the next decades and centuries - if we can live long enough, and change with the times.

    Unless human beings are an evolutionary dead end, there will come a time when we are replaced. I would rather it be by a race we designed and evolved with and into than another sentient species hostile to us, or worse that we simply disappear from the universe with no progency.

    --doug

  140. Re:Asimov's 3 Laws ("I Robot" spoiler) by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    IIRC, the robot had the 3 laws, but the brain damage made them less reliable. The guy made a threatening move towards the robot. It defended itself (3rd Law), but lacked understanding of the fragility of flesh & bone.

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  141. No ethics for machines by rufusdufus · · Score: 1

    Computer programs are large numbers. Numbers don't need rights or ethics.

    Every fan of AI should try to grasp of John Searles chinese room argument with a special effort to see why it is correct. Contrary to knee jerk reaction from those educated in computer science rathan than philosophy, his argument has a strong philosophical basis and should be taken seriously.

  142. Re:Best? For whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    > This assumes though that the things have what could be described as a soul. I very much doubt they can enjoy music, or 'feel' anything at all.

    Precisely what many humans say about cows, and most humans say about plants.

  143. Re:Best? For whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is, if you happen to be a homo sapien.

    You may think you're a sapien, but you're(editorially speaking of course) really just a homo :-)

  144. Re:Best? For whom? by HiThere · · Score: 1

    The early adopters are already using artificial hips and knee joints and pacemakers. Expect change to be evolutionary, not revolutionary.

    Sorry, this *WILL* make things messy. You're right about that. But will you ask somebody to wait on their replacement pancreas because we need to thing about future system integration? If they don't get it NOW!! they won't be around for that future. (So the thinking has to go on in parallel with the advancement. And we can't know what advancement will be ready when until it arrives.)

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    I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  145. Obligatory SNL link... by balaam's+ass · · Score: 1

    "Old Glory Insurance"
    http://www.robotcombat.com/video_oldglory_lo.html

    What about robots?
    Oh! They're EVERYWHERE!
    I don't even understand why the scientists MAKE them.

  146. God's Intelligence by Khomar · · Score: 1
    Not even a God has that level of intelligence (which is likely why we have free will, if you believe in religion and God).

    If God had enough foresight to develop a highly complex system of physics laws and properties for the entire universe that allow for the existence of a vast variety of life, are incredibly consistent (even in its randomness), and did not result in mutual destruction within five minutes of existense would have more than enough foresight to determine the "evolution" of a single species over a few centuries.

    Have you ever really thought about what it would take to design our universe? The laws of physics are actually quite basic and simple (though we are just scratching the surface of understanding them), and yet they scale incredibly, are quite predictable, and allow a vast variety of options be it in life or matter itself. When you consider the special properties of water, the nature of light, the complexity and variety of DNA, our universe is truly amazing. Even designing an complex operating system can be a daunting task for an individual, and its complexity in miniscule compared to designing a system of laws that work to the scale and accuracy of our present universe.

    Now if you believe that there is a God who invented and created this place (either in a 6-day creation or by setting evolution in motion), He would almost certainly have an understanding of how the creation would progress. Afterall, He had to design it so that it could. For us simple created beings to possibly have some claim on the level or limitation of an all-powerful God is more than a bit presumptious.


    Of course, if you do not believe in God, this is all pretty much a moot point. ;-)

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    I believe in de-evolution. God made the world perfect, man fell, and its been going downhill ever since!

  147. Memory by blueup · · Score: 1

    I think that robots will not be allowed to remember anything they may see or hear, since that would be a violation of the DMCA.

    of course, over here in meatspace, I don't remember much either unless I write it down or record it somehow in a way that is probably similarly illegal.

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    -- The above may have once been believed by me, but any truth or application you find is your own problem.
  148. What makes a person? by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

    I find that a good abstract definition of a "person" is something equal to me in the capacities of thought and action.

    That is so say, on the thought end, something which is capable of both sensory observation and logical reasoning, able to aquire ideas about the world around it. Something capable of having beliefs, of testing those beliefs to determine knowledge, and of proof.

    And on the action end of it, something which is capable of both emotional expression and social behavior, able to perform deeds in the world around it. Something capable of having whims, of considering those whims to determine will, and of choice.

    If something matches these criteria, I would say that both its thoughts and actions deserve equal consideration to my own, and anything which matches these criteria I would call a person.

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    -Forrest Cameranesi, Geek of all Trades
    "I am Sam. Sam I am. I do not like trolls, flames, or spam."
    1. Re:What makes a person? by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      An addendum: I don't mean to say that something must be functionally equal to be to be of equal value to me. It needs to only meet certain criteria - sensory observation, logical reasoning, emotion expression, and social behavior - at any level, to qualify as a person.

      Just because something's senses may be more or less accurate than mine, or it may be better or worse at logical reasoning, have inappropriate (or more appropriate) emotions, or behave in socially unapproved (or more approved) ways, does not make it any more or less equal *in value*, as a consideration for my choice-making process, however inequal in function we may be.

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      -Forrest Cameranesi, Geek of all Trades
      "I am Sam. Sam I am. I do not like trolls, flames, or spam."
  149. parental spacefaring androids by subnomine · · Score: 1

    If humans intend to colonize distant planets, light years away, then one possible delivery method may be a robot ship carrying frozen seeds and embryos. (Lifeforms could not survive the journey.)

    This would require that robots have the knowledge and ethics to raise humans and (re)create a civilization.

  150. Too early and too late by tgibbs · · Score: 1

    One would think that there are enough current ethical problems to keep academics busy without speculating on future ones. As seems to be typical with these ethical discussions of future technology, this one is both too early and too late. Too early because it's really too soon to predict what the real ethical issues will be with robots, except that there will likely be ones that nobody has anticipated. Too late, because, to the extent that the ethical concerns can be anticipated, the science fiction writers have already pretty much mapped out the territory.

  151. Another unanswered question... by halcyon1234 · · Score: 1

    Should they be allowed to instruct humans to bite their shiny, metal asses?

  152. Re:Best? For whom? by thoper · · Score: 1

    in the movie "ghost in the shell" (japanese beautiful animation" this has been explored, Batou have very litle remaining of his original been, owever hes still himself... WHORTH A LOOK!

  153. Re:Best? For whom? by thoper · · Score: 1

    also in the movie "appleseed" (also beautiful japanese animation) the "human race" decides that is better to let ourserlf die and let the "bioroids" as ours replacements... (The bioroids are genetically-enhaced-humans)

  154. Gigolo Joe by 602 · · Score: 1

    I've always wondered something about Gigolo Joe, the android played by Jude Law in the movie "AI". When Joe services a client, does he ejaculate? Discuss.

  155. Housefly eating robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Sorry, but he seems more like a wannabe academic-wanker who wishes he were in an ivory tower. Believe me, I've known some academic wankers in ivory towers, and he's not qualified.

    Qualified or not, he's probably into robot scat pr0n. Those guys are weird.

    Considering "should robots eat?" as some sort of a deep or important ethical question is absurd. Why on earth *would* they eat? "Should they excrete?"?! Excrete what?! Why even speculate about the possible byproducts of 'robots' which don't exist yet?

    Actually, they do exist. It's a valid question, from a practical standpoint anyway.

  156. Re:Best? For whom? by Chrontius · · Score: 1

    So? Leave a general-purpose interface in there somewhere (grid networking?) and provide it with a flash-able bios*. That should be enough to keep the early adopters alive until their first implants wear out.

    *requiring physical access to flash the thing. I know opening up patients again is bad, but an airport x-ray stopping someone's cyberheart is worse.

  157. Here's a simple answer by SoulSkorpion · · Score: 1

    Ask them. See what they think.

  158. I already do. by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

    I'm an 411 operator. We're told to use the exact phrases the automation does when the customer gets to us.