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  1. So that rules out Clinton and Trump. Who is left?

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    Solution to the 2016 Election: Everyone marks (x) NONE OF THE ABOVE on the ballot.

  2. Re:Light Sensor... on Mark Zuckerberg Tapes Over His Webcam. Should You? (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    Yup, OSX re-arranging windows is extremely annoying. Here is a simple AppleScript to "cascade" them:
    Sorry about the whitespace -- /. has a tendency to completely fuck up the indentation:

    tell application "System Events"
            set allProcesses to application processes
            set x to 0
            set y to 25
            repeat with i from 1 to count allProcesses
                    tell process i
                            repeat with w from 1 to (count windows)
                                    set position of window w to {get x, get y}
                                    set x to x + 25
                                    set y to y + 25
                            end repeat
                    end tell
            end repeat
    end tell

  3. Re: Black electricians tape on Apple Patents a Way To Keep People From Filming At Concerts and Movie Theaters (qz.com) · · Score: 1

    ... and wait for the idiotic DRM take-downs / lawsuits for a selling an IR lens since it "facilities copyright infringement".

    You know it will happen.

    Almost as bad as the Keurig Freedom ring

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    I'll be extremely glad when these 2 people are dead ...
    * [x] Gary Kildall for his retarded 8.3 filenames in CP/M, which MS-DOS blinding copied without thinking, and
    * [ ] Brendan Eich for inflicting his fucked up Javashit language on the rest of the (HTML) world
    1 down, 1 more to go!

  4. Re:4½ hours a day? Impossible! on You Are Still Watching a Staggering Amount Of TV Every Day (recode.net) · · Score: 1

    True, but there is 24 hours of crap on every day !

    *zing!*

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    Unreality Crap Shows, noun, Someone's fake life that passes for reality on TV. Examples include: The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, The Kartrashians, etc.

  5. Re:Hang by the NUTS until he is dead! on President Obama Should Pardon Edward Snowden Before Leaving Office (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    Sure Obama is bad but he doesn't deserve that.

    I mean he already got the Nobel Peace Prize for doing fuck all.

  6. Re:How do you know if a guy doesn't have a TV? on You Are Still Watching a Staggering Amount Of TV Every Day (recode.net) · · Score: 1

    Some do.

    They hate being reminded that they watch someone else's fake life instead of living their own.

    Why do you think crap like Kartrashians, Survivor, and other unreality TV shows are so popular?

  7. Re: First? on .NET Core 1.0 Released, Now Officially Supported By Red Hat (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 0, Troll

    > Office for Mac has been around for ages and it is really good.

    That's because it includes both the menu bar + ribbon bar. The _user_ is given a _choice_ in how they wish to use the UI. One of the few things Microshit has done correctly.

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    Microsoft (R) Windows (R), noun 8: A 64-bit compilation of 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor written by a 2 bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition with 0 bit of understanding good UI.

  8. Re:Modern Family on Is The Future Of Television Watching on Fast-Forward? (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 1

    I didn't realize how crap most sitcoms were until I saw this:

    The Big Bang Theory - No Laugh Track 1 (Avoiding the Shamy)

    A mediocre show turns into complete crap without a laugh track. Go figure.

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    Javashit, noun, Yet-another-fucked-up programming language designed in 10 days by the moron Brendan Eich. Also see PHP, Python, and C++.

  9. Re:hated language becomes a success on ECMAScript 2016: New Version of JavaScript Language Released (softpedia.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    > You don't understand the language

    Then why does my day job of writing WebGL apps for Smart TV's run at 60 fps then if "I don't understand the language" -- I guess these shaders just magically wrote themself ! And all those rendering optimizations just "magically" appeared in our code base !! Holy Shit !!! Ghosts are real -- shhh, don't tell the retarded Chinese Cult Politics party! (Yes, I know CCP doesn't official stand for that.)

    Don't assume. You look like an tool when you do.

    > Slashdot is full of incompetent developers like you,

    I know I shouldn't feed the Arrogant Cunt trolls, but since you you started with the ad hominem attacks, you're proof is _where_ again??

    But then again I wouldn't expect much from a coward too ashamed to hide behind an anonymous name. I guess you don't want the world to know stupid you really are.

    > Since when is a pragma a "shitty hack"?

    Are you really that fucking stupid? Wait, that was a rhetorical question -- we already know the answer to that.

    a) The FACT that this is enabled by default for ECMAScript's 6 modules should tell you that this was a HACK.

    b) Do you actually understand _anything_ about type safety and misspelling, at all?? Maybe if you had spent 30 years programming you would understand the importance of compile-time error detection and type safety? Gee, things that make our job of programming easier Go figure!

    c) Why do you keep making excuses for a shitty designed language?

    > My favorite is NaN != NaN.

    Straw man fallacy. Did I complain about isNan(x) ?? No, so quit changing topics because you've simply read What Every Computer Scientist Should Know About Floating-Point Arithmetic

    The bigger problem is the retarded "EVERY number is a double / float64" type crap.

    Gee, in ECMAScript 2 float and double are reserved word but not used. Oh wait, They are no longer in ECMA Script 5+. Make up your fucking mind !

    Never mind the fact that converting from a string to a var will OVERFLOW and NOT be EXACT.

    var s = '9223372036854775808', n = parseInt(s); console.log( n ); // 9223372036854776000 // *facepalm*

    Oh, look we have Number.isSafeInteger() but, gee thanks, for a mostly useless function as this _still_ doesn't solve the problem of needing an int64_t type.

    var s = '9223372036854775808', n = parseInt(s); console.log( Number.isSafeInteger( n ) );

    var n = (1 << 63); console.log( n ); // -2147483648; // *facepalm*

    I need an _exact_ native int64_t and uint64_t type -- WHEN will this be supported? Why do I have to use stupid hacks like "a | 0" to cast to an int??

    Javascript broken == operator is so fucked up it is laughable. WTF is the point of even having '==' when every smart programmer will use '===' instead???

    The four biggest reasons Javascript is a such as piece of shit:

    1. Automatic type conversions will get one in trouble:

    if( 0 == "0" ) console.log( "equal" ); // equal // WTF!?

    2. How about the inability to actually _include_ .js files like, you know, a concept that (almost) EVERY-other-programming language has???

    3. When Javascript does stupid shit like Automatic Semicolon Insertion (

  10. Re:hated language becomes a success on ECMAScript 2016: New Version of JavaScript Language Released (softpedia.com) · · Score: 0

    > what did these 'knowledgeable' people missed or still miss when evaluating it?

    Nothing.

    JavaScript and PHP are the two most fucked up and popular languages.

    Why?

    There are more shitty programmers then good programmers .

    Seriously, when a language has a fucking hack:

    "use strict";

    ...it only reinforces the shit that it was designed in 10 days. It like we learnt _nothing_ from all the languages of the 80's and 90's.

  11. Wow. I've been reading /. since the early 2000's and you're absolutely right. This just makes me go:

    Holy shit, are the EDITORS == fucking CLUELESS.

    Just use a proper 1's and 0's logos for a digital bitstream. Stop hijacking old company logo's -- you guys just look like a total idiot.

  12. Re:Taxes and Robots on Europe's Robots To Become 'Electronic Persons' Under Draft Plan (yahoo.com) · · Score: 1

    > You will end up with government agencies putting an income tax on robots and using that money to pay the unemployed a survival income.

    Hijacking a "solution" to the symptom instead of fixing the cause is idiotic.

    Humans are the stupidest animals on the planet: Every other species has "figured" out how to live, without money, for millions of years on our home planet except humans.

    The whole concept of money is based on a fallacy: There is never enough.

    > I think in the next 50 years there are going to be some pretty big social problems

    True. The fundamental concept of greed has perverted, corrupted, and distorted life on this planet: You no longer own anything. HINT: If you pay tax on it, you DON'T "own" it. For the clueless in denial, look up: Allodial Title.

    > with 20-40% of the worlds population having (worse in affluent nations) having nothing to do thanks to automation.

    Incorrect but not for the reasons you think:

    - Zero Point Energy is going to change our fundamental understanding of money. Technology is the "great equalizer". When every country has access to unlimited energy there will no longer the HUGE imbalance between the have's and have-nots.
    - Our cosmic neighbors & progenitors will gently remind us that we don't own anything, not even "our" planet.

    Seriously, what is the quality of a human life where it is wasted when they spend 14+ hours / day assembling components only to be sold over-seas for 100+% markup??? Humans don't deserve that kind of soulless, dehumanizing, work, just to exist.

    > Not everyone can be a lawyer or engineer

    Good news everyone! Not everyone WANTS to be a lawyer or engineer! Besides, we _already_ have enough corrupt laws, we don't need more useless lawyers. i.e. The fucking Federal Tax Code is over 74,000 pages. WTF? In what sane / rational world is a person expected to a) Know, and b) Follow this shit?!?! The entire fucking thing could be simplified to ONE sentence: 10% tax on every transaction over $1. No more tax holes where those with more money find ways to "bypass" their fair share.

    However, people DO love one thing: To express themselves / to create.

    We're on the dawn of a new era. Instead of the billions wasted on killing one another, when we collectively decide to "spiritually grow the fuck up" you'll see all sorts of new projects. There is more then enough "work" for everyone. We're just too busy killing ourselves to see it.

  13. Re:Too much Star Trek on the ol' Netflix I think.. on Europe's Robots To Become 'Electronic Persons' Under Draft Plan (yahoo.com) · · Score: 1

    > , so why not a computer with a similar level of consciousness?

    Because computers DON'T (yet) have consciousness.

    When you can:

      a) define, and
      b) prove a computer has consciousness

    THEN we'll talk about laws.

    Artificial Ignorance is a complete joke compared to actual intelligence.

    This is about as retarded as calling your toaster a "person" and assigning it "rights".

  14. Re:Wake me up when 2/3s are Linux on Microsoft: Nearly One In Three Azure Virtual Machines Now Are Running Linux (zdnet.com) · · Score: 1

    > It is documented.

    And the source for Telemetry.cpp are where again? Because they aren't in crt/src/vcruntime/vcruntime_internal.h

    //
    // Telemetry
    //
    // Telemetry: Invoked when the exe/dll are invoked. There are two different
    // implementations in telemetry.cpp and telemetrydefault.cpp. Because GetModuleFileName
    // is not available for Store apps, we return an empty string in telemetrydefault.cpp
    // when invoked by store apps. For the desktop in telemetry.cpp, it returns the name
    // of the module which invokes main/dll. This method is also responsible for firing the
    // events associated with Tracelogging. This will help with runtime telemetry for analysis.
    void __cdecl __telemetry_main_invoke_trigger(const HINSTANCE instance);
     
    // Telemetry: Invoked when the exe/dll are shutdown. There are two different
    // implementations in telemetry.cpp and telemetrydefault.cpp. This method is
    // responsible for firing the events associated with Tracelogging. This will
    // help with runtime telemetry for analysis.
    void __cdecl __telemetry_main_return_trigger(const HINSTANCE instance);

    Yeah, yeah, I shouldn't feed arrogant cunts.

  15. Re:Wake me up when 2/3s are Linux on Microsoft: Nearly One In Three Azure Virtual Machines Now Are Running Linux (zdnet.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    > You know what friend? It's not 1994, you can stop hating MS now.

    Then why do I have to put up with Microshit's undocumented telemetry crap in Microsoft Visual C 2015 ? This bullshit shenanigans are _exactly_ why I hate M$. It should be opt in, NOT opt out.

    * https://www.google.com/webhp?#...

    Only a complete fucking idiot would trust Microshaft with anything other then what is in their best interest.

  16. Re: Oh, the irony! on Russian Bill Requires Encryption Backdoors In All Messenger Apps (dailydot.com) · · Score: 1

    Don't hate the USA because we're not "as" evil ??

    Both countries are CRAP for the complete and utter treatment of respecting people's rights. We should be:

    * praising countries when they respect people's rights and privacy
    * shaming countries when they pull shenanigans

    It doesn't matter who, but what.

    Arguing over which one is worse is like arguing over which fatal disease is worse -- they BOTH SUCK !

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    Government is the Entertainment Division of the military-industrial complex -- Frank Zappa

  17. Re:consequences... on China Builds World's Fastest Supercomputer Without U.S. Chips (computerworld.com) · · Score: 1

    Yes, totally agree! The USA is poking a sleeping giant.

    This short-sightedness is going to come back and bite us in the ass. You know, I know it, but sadly it seems the politicians don't have a clue.

    America became great because it _helped_ other counties. We should be setting a _positive_ example for other countries, not fucking them over every chance we get.

  18. Re:consequences... on China Builds World's Fastest Supercomputer Without U.S. Chips (computerworld.com) · · Score: 1

    The USA has cognitive dissonance with China:

    i.e. We want your (cheap foreign) goods but you can't have our top (computer) chips ...

    Thankfully the economies are tied so it is everyone best's interest to keep both healthy.

  19. Agreed.

    Unfortunately a lot of people believe (rightly or wrongly) the masses want stuff dumbed down to their level. Almost no one is interested in True Sci-Fi: the (social) implications of technology; most people would rather watch total crap like someone else's fake life aka Unreality Shows such as The Kartrashians, The Bachelor/Bachelorette, Soaps, etc. instead of living their own interesting life because their own life is boring.

    i.e. Look at the most (financially) successful movie of all time. Avatar was a sci-fi remake of Dances with Wolves for crying out loud.

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    Redditard, noun, someone too lazy to post actual information _why_ they disagree and instead just down-vote due to their immature closed mind. They are too stupid & lazy to understand the downvote is NOT "I disagree", but "this post adds nothing interesting to the discussion". Also see Slashtard.

  20. Re:Moral of the story... on Hacker Who Stole Half-Life 2's Source Code Interviewed For New Book (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    Exactly.

    #1 Rule about hacking: STFU aka "do NOT brag about it."

    I guess he wanted "recognition" for how 3l33t he was.

  21. Cowards Censor. Cars kill more then guns. on Thanks To Apple's Influence, You're Not Getting A Rifle Emoji (buzzfeed.com) · · Score: 0

    Censoring an ideogram just because a few retards misuse it is the height of stupidity and Cowardice. Instead of focusing on inanimate objects we should be focusing on allowing precise communication.

    Cars kill more people then guns yet we don't "ban" the pictograph of cars.

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    USA Election 2016 Solution: Add [ ] None of the above to the ballot. If it gets more votes then all the current candidates are banned from running for this election. Choosing between a scammer (Trump) and a lier (Hillary) isn't a smart way to run a country.

  22. Re:I Love You on Citigroup Sues AT&T For Saying 'Thanks' To Customers (techdirt.com) · · Score: 1

    ROTFLMAO! It is gems like this that /. the best.

  23. Just logged in and didn't have to reset my password.

    I guess they don't say which percentage of accounts were affected.

  24. It's about the Signal:Noise stupid! on Facebook Is Wrong, Text Is Deathless (kottke.org) · · Score: 1

    Text or Video?

    /sarcastic Oblg: Why not both?

    How many videos on YouTube have you seem where someone rambles on for 5 minutes with uh, *sniff*, uh, *sniff* before getting to the fucking point which could be summarized in a few lines of text that takes 30 seconds to read?

    Text is _extremely_ efficient and compact for S:N -- video usually isn't unless you have a GOOD speaker. Considering that you can say a lot with 140 bytes that requires 100x more bandwidth with video, text isn't going away anytime soon.

    People need to stop falling for the Fallacy of Duality: That choice B is "magically" better then choice A. Together they are great when properly used. The advantage of one is the disadvantage of the other, and vice versa. It is akin to arguing if time or space is better. WTF? Communication is multi-paradigm.

    --
    First Contact is tentatively scheduled for ~2024..2040. Are you ready to accept the fact that you're the "new dumb teenager in the galaxy?"

  25. Already happened ... publicly will again in ~2024 on Alien Contact Unlikely For Another 1,500 Years, Says Study (msn.com) · · Score: 1

    1. The authors are completely clueless that some humans have already met at _least_ 4 alien species, let alone the public evidence:

      a) NASA's own footage: (Evidence: The Case For NASA UFOs), and
      b) High ranking Government official's testimony Disclosure Project

    2. They are also completely ignorant that First Contact is tentatively scheduled to happen as early as 2024 and as late as 2040. Some bullshit "theory" will always lose to reality.

    It is no longer a matter of "if", but "when" our mass consciousness is ready to accept the facts that humans are:

      a) considered animals by (some) more evolved and intelligent species,
      b) that we don't own this planet, and
      c) that humans were genetically engineered.

    As someone said on YouTube:

    "It can be difficult for people from underdeveloped worlds to hear that their planet is not the only inhabited planet ...ï"

    The good news is that we get to meet our progenitors!

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    "Truth is stranger then Fiction"