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  1. Anti-bullying program on Early Puberty Often More Hazardous · · Score: 1

    "anti-bullying program"

    Wouldn't summary execution work? Or maybe beating the crap out of the kids parents...

    Or a more pragmatic suggestion, install surveillance at schools and the school can file assault charges against the youngsters.

  2. News for nerds? Stuff that matters? on Early Puberty Often More Hazardous · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Uhm, why is this appearing on a tech media blog?

  3. Quality of life for the pigeons? on Pigeons to Blog Pollution · · Score: 1

    The article is pretty god damn light on details.

    How will the equipment affect the lives of the birds they're attached to?

  4. Re:I can't understand! on Bloodrayne Officially Awful · · Score: 1

    Unsubstantiated claims are always fun - until someone puts their eye out!

  5. Re:Explanation for the difference on Pluto is Much Colder Than Expected · · Score: 1

    Dear Mod,

    Your mom is off-topic, bitch.

  6. Re:Explanation for the difference on Pluto is Much Colder Than Expected · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    First time they used an oral thermometer, the second time a rectal one.

    Actually rectal temperatures are higher than oral temperatures.

  7. Re:Where is the news? on Going Deep Inside Vista's Kernel Architecture · · Score: 2, Insightful

    recent news (oxy moron? Isn't all news recent?)

    "old news" would be an oxymoron.

    "recent news" is redundant.

  8. You've made your bed, now lie in it. on Earbud Headphones May Cause Hearing Loss · · Score: 1

    Serves you right for breeding, you selfish asshole.

  9. Re:Foreign airspace (spacespace?) on Amazon's Jeff Bezos Sets His Sights on the Stars · · Score: 1, Funny

    Also, a geosynchronous orbit is necessarily located above the equator. Any country that doesn't own a part of the equator can't have a geosynchronous satellite above their heads.

    Guess it's time for us to liberate South America.

  10. Re:LAMR on Ruby on Rails 1.0 Released · · Score: 1

    LAMR doesn't spell anything!

    "Lamer".

  11. Relevance? on New Ocean being Formed in Africa · · Score: 1

    Apart from the immediate implications of the fissure, is there any point in scientists wasting taxpayer money speculating on what the Earth will look like in a million years?

    I mean, the Singularity is just a few decades away.

  12. Lyrics... on Music Should Be Heard But Not Understood · · Score: 1
  13. Re:Remote Desktop on Email On Both the Desktop and the Laptop? · · Score: 1

    You can change the port RDP listens on via a registry key.

    http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=kb; en-us;555031

  14. Re:Canada vs. USA on Canada Moves to Keep Skilled Workers · · Score: 1

    3. The basic necessities of life here (especially tobacco) are insanely expensive.

    You're pathetic.

  15. Re:pseudo-academics should be careful what they ba on The Microsoft Singularity · · Score: 1

    Considering how few security breaches have anything to do with coding problems, I think that's a pretty ridiculous measure.

    So security breaches are mostly the result of... ? Social engineering?

  16. Results? on Blue Gene/L Tops Its Own Supercomputer Record · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    So we can crack RC-72 faster, yipee.

    What useful science has the "Earth Simulator" produced? What useful science will this monstrosity produce?

    Seem like it's just a wang dangling contest between the large corporations / governments of the industrialized world. About as useful as Decibel Drag Racing.

  17. Re:Missing link? on Creative's X-Fi Audio Chip Reviewed · · Score: 1
  18. Re:Unprofessional? on Forms of Alternative Transportation to Work? · · Score: 1


    This makes about as much sense as those people who judge employees based on whether or not they're married and have kids.

    I take it you've never worked in a place that has deadlines.

  19. Re:Eternal Darkness. on Nintendo Patents Insanity · · Score: 1


    I'm just hopeful that this leads to some new games exploring insanity.

    Uh, maybe after Nintendo's patent expires.

  20. Re:Unixen? wtf? on More Mac OS X on Plain Old x86 Boxes · · Score: 1


    Well, if it's in Wikipedia it must be legit!

    (sarcasm off)

  21. Re:Starcraft... on Man Dies After 50-hour Gaming Marathon · · Score: 1

    It plays fine in Windows XP.

    You don't have to lie to make friends. =/

  22. Re:Starcraft... on Man Dies After 50-hour Gaming Marathon · · Score: 1

    Am I missing something?

    Isn't Starcraft a game that only runs properly under DOS/Win3.1/Win95? An ugly old RTS?

    I played it a few times.

    What are the Koreans doing with Starcraft that make it teh hotness? Drugs?

  23. Prolonging the format war on Xbox 360 for $300 · · Score: 1

    By purchasing an HDDVD equipped XBox, you're effectively lengthening the format war with BluRay by giving HDDVD proponents a larger number to point to when discussing the size of the HDDVD user base.

  24. Re:Giant Magellan Telescope on World's Largest Telescope Begins Production · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There is already a Magellan project, a 2 telescope optical interferometer

    Grandparent has a point though. This naming convention is a poor choice. What will they call the next one? "OMG The Really REALLY Big Ginormous Magellan Telescope"? And the one after that?

    Marketroids (and apparently the ivory tower residents responsible for naming telescopes) need to learn from the debacle of USB Hi-Speed vs Full-Speed. Future-proof the meaning of your technology's name by assigning it based on absolute, and NOT relative, criteria. "Giant" has no real meaning. "25.6m" (the resolving power of the GMT) does have a meaning that will persist into the future.

  25. It adds up. on Majority Of Customers Prefer Blu-Ray · · Score: 1

    45GB for HD-DVD vs. 50GB for Blu-ray isn't that big a difference...

    I'll just bet you're one of those marketroids working for a storage manufacturer that likes to define 1 GB = 1,000,000,000 bytes. Bastage!