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  1. Re: And yet on Fukushima: 1,600 Dead From Evacuation Stress · · Score: 1

    wait, so the stories about the men who went inside to stop the reactor, facing certain death, were complete fabricated?

    Yes, Achievement Unlocked! You can now get your daily news from Comedy Central instead of Slashdot.

  2. Re:And yet... on Fukushima: 1,600 Dead From Evacuation Stress · · Score: 1

    Imagine the media fallout if those 1,600 people were killed by radiation.

    Imagine a world where sometimes, people just stuck to the facts.

  3. Re:Hammer Attack on Misusing Ethernet To Kill Computer Infrastructure Dead · · Score: 1

    I look forward to your final report on shark attack testing.

  4. Re:Roadsign on New Horizons Gets Closer to Pluto, But Mystery Spots Now Out of Sight · · Score: 1

    The dark areas are alien letters, it says "Welcome to the Solar System".

    I want to know if the fine print says "Except Europa. Attempt no landing there".

  5. Re:Medium.com on There Is a Finite Limit On How Long Intelligence Can Exist In Our Universe · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually, the mere existence of medium.com is evidence that the limit in question has already been reached.

  6. Re:Its about time! on Michael Stonebraker Wins Turing Award · · Score: 1

    Mysql > Postgres

    That's the best dice.com performance-and-features slugfest I've read all week. Thanks and keep up the good work.

  7. Re:What on earth on No Fuel In the Fukushima Reactor #1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Main difference being that it never actually burns through to Uruguay, because it stops when it hits the last letter of syndrome.

  8. Re:Almost got me on Was Linus Torvalds Right About C++ Being So Wrong? · · Score: 1

    With friends like Nerval's Lobster and Jeff Cogswell, C++ doesn't need enemies.

  9. Re:It is almost like on State Employees Say Rules Prevent Open "Climate Change" Discussion In Florida · · Score: 1

    Considering (1) the quote provided does not confirm your thesis, and (2) the quote is a misquote, you are doubly wrong and an idiot.

  10. Re:Modern medical science is amazing. on Make Those Brown Eyes Blue · · Score: 0
  11. Re:But CNN Said... on The Robots That Will Put Coders Out of Work · · Score: 4, Funny

    Even meteorology and climatology ... are failing to predict the future ...

    I bet you die in a thunderstorm.

  12. Re:Degenerate on Anthropomorphism and Object Oriented Programming · · Score: 1

    Anthropomorphism is always trying to get into trouble and ruin other people's lives.

    Wha? Anthropomorphism just wants to be free!

  13. Re:The times, they are a'changin' on Pope Francis To Issue Encyclical On Global Warming · · Score: 2

    Dogs and cats, living together. Jedis and Sith. Scientologists and psychiatrists!

  14. Re:It's all "asteroids this" and "comets that"... on Asteroid Impacts May Have Formed Life's Building Blocks · · Score: 1

    ...isn't Earth what happens when a gazillion "asteroids and comets" bump into each other?

    While everything on Earth came from comets (and asteroids, which are basically just sun-dried comets), this isn't about Earth. It is about one minor detail on Earth called Life.

    That said: Another day, another proposed abiogenesis mechanism. I am looking forward to the day one of these gets promoted to a model.

  15. Re:Wait, what? on Is Chernobyl Still Dangerous? Was 60 Minutes Pushing Propaganda? · · Score: 1

    The real thought experiment is rather more philosophical than Betteridge's law allows. It goes like this:

    If Bennett Haselton writes a time and motion study on ice sales at Burning Man and nobody gives a rats arse, did he actually get laid?

  16. Re:obviously they should track the sun on You're Doing It All Wrong: Solar Panels Should Face West, Not South · · Score: 3, Funny

    What article?

    Don't you read the newspaper?

    There are two kinds of solar systems: "passive" systems collect the sunlight that hits your home, and "active" systems collect the sunlight that hits your neighbors' homes, too.

    -- Dave Barry, "Postpetroleum Guzzler"

  17. Re:Hey don't worry on Philae's Batteries Have Drained; Comet Lander Sleeps · · Score: 1

    Bro I feel your pain. But we were discussing injected-Bitcoin-guy one para up on the main page.

  18. Re:Why? on Entrepreneur Injects Bitcoin Wallets Into Hands · · Score: 1

    next up, some guy injects it into his dick, then announces his dick will pay you.

    On that topic: Bitcoin isn't the only thing this guy has injected into his hands.

  19. Re: This is LITERALLY ... on Drupal Fixes Highly Critical SQL Injection Flaw · · Score: 1

    Well, that depends on:

    (a) your definition of literally: (in a literal sense vs. virtually), and

    (b) your definition of definition: (explanation vs. perfect example).

    The irony of this situation is left as an exercise for the reader.

  20. Re:"...get on topic"? that's rich! on Ask Slashdot: An Accurate Broadband Speed Test? · · Score: 1
  21. Re:For that? You get the prize on Fusion Reactor Concept Could Be Cheaper Than Coal · · Score: 1

    Read The Love-Hate World of the Narcissist. A snippet:

    The discard is generally cruel and is based upon the narcissist's projection of his own inner loathing.

    Oh and by the way Alex. Laughing at your own jokes? Fantasies of success.

  22. Re:Sounds like OZ on Brits Must Trade Digital Freedoms For Safety, Says Crime Agency Boss · · Score: 1

    If it is called "How To Win Elections and Influence People Through Populism and Fear Mongering", then yes.

  23. Re:Systemd AND PULSE AUDIO on Lennart Poettering: Open Source Community "Quite a Sick Place To Be In" · · Score: 1

    Everybody knows Hans Reiser. I'm impressed by the Dan Quayle connection: "Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy."

  24. Re:online jobs on FBI Plans To Open Up Malware Analysis Tool To Outside Researchers · · Score: 1

    Yeah. Just long sentences.

  25. Re:Why still 32bit builds? on Lost Opportunity? Windows 10 Has the Same Minimum PC Requirements As Vista · · Score: 1

    Other than that pointer-intensive 64-bit programs run more slowly than pointer-intensive 32-bit programs because of all the cache misses.

    Donald Knuth was wrong. The cache hit problem is of minor significance. Most programs use 10% or less of memory for pointers and 90% or more for data. Most (but not all) of the others have an infrastructure problem. Most often, it is poor choice of language.