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An anonymous reader writes "This Nigerian/SCO spam email (courtesy of Ars Technica) has been doing the rounds recently." With all the SCO news lately, it's nice to see something with a bit of humor in it.
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How much do you want to bet *some* people will fall for it and sue SCO? I can just hear some linux hackers laughing about the matter in the background.
SCO's e-mail neglects to mention that since they have the e-mail itself copyrighted, and you're now using it on one of your computers by opening it, you already owe them a sum they will "conveniently supply"...
I amazed crafty Darl would miss this obvious profit opportunity!
~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
Nigerian would be embarrassed by this effort.
Then I have some swamp land in Florida to sell them.
The worst thing is that many people will ACTUALLY fall for it (as for the other nigerian Scam) ... people that still believe that there's some "good" people around there ...
I really loved the "AND WITH THE AMOUNT LEFT BLANK FOR US TO CONVENIENTLY SUPPLY" part... hehehe...
Seriously..... would be someone there SO stupid to answer to this??!
SCO is just upset because the average Linux user gets laid more than them.
-If God wanted people to be better than me, he would have made them that way.
So, self-love, what exactly *was* the lonely Linux Fan-Boy Saturday night staple? Don't keep me in suspense.
And do you always call yourself self-love, or is it an occassional thing? Sounds kinda Russian, like Soflov, or Suflov...
They say the first thing to go is your penis. Well, it's either that or your brain. I forget which...
Surely this one is:
URGENT ASSISTANCE - FROM USA
IMMEDIATE ATTENTION NEEDED: HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL
FROM: GEORGE WALKER BUSH 202.456.1414 / 202.456.1111 FAX: 202.456.2461
DEAR SIR / MADAM,
I AM GEORGE WALKER BUSH, SON OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
STATES OF AMERICA GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH, AND CURRENTLY SERVING AS
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. THIS LETTER MIGHT SURPRISE
YOU BECAUSE WE HAVE NOT MET NEITHER IN PERSON NOR BY CORRESPONDENCE. I
CAME TO KNOW OF YOU IN MY SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND REPUTABLE PERSON TO
HANDLE A VERY CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS TRANSACTION, WHICH INVOLVES THE
TRANSFER OF A HUGE SUM OF MONEY TO AN ACCOUNT REQUIRING MAXIMUM
CONFIDENCE.
I AM WRITING YOU IN ABSOLUTE CONFIDENCE PRIMARILY TO SEEK YOUR
ASSISTANCE IN ACQUIRING OIL FUNDS THAT ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN THE
REPUBLIC OF IRAQ. MY PARTNERS AND I SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE IN
COMPLETING A TRANSACTION BEGUN BY MY FATHER, WHO HAS LONG BEEN ACTIVELY
ENGAGED IN THE EXTRACTION OF PETROLEUM IN THE UNITED STATES OF
AMERICA,AND BRAVELY SERVED HIS COUNTRY AS DIRECTOR OF THE UNITED STATES
CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY.IN THE DECADE OF THE NINETEEN-EIGHTIES, MY
FATHER, THEN VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, SOUGHT TO
WORK WITH THE GOOD OFFICES OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ TO
REGAIN LOST OIL REVENUE SOURCES IN THE NEIGHBORING ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF
IRAN. THIS UNSUCCESSFUL VENTURE WAS SOON FOLLOWED BY A FALLING-OUT WITH
HIS IRAQI PARTNER, WHO SOUGHT TO ACQUIRE ADDITIONAL OIL REVENUE SOURCES
IN THE NEIGHBORING EMIRATE OF KUWAIT, A WHOLLY-OWNED U.S.-BRITISH
SUBSIDIARY.
MY FATHER RE-SECURED THE PETROLEUM ASSETS OF KUWAIT IN 1991 AT A COST OF
SIXTY-ONE BILLION U.S. DOLLARS ($61,000,000,000). OUT OF THAT
COST,THIRTY-SIX BILLION DOLLARS ($36,000,000,000) WERE SUPPLIED BY HIS
PARTNERS IN THE KINGDOM OF SAUDI ARABIA AND OTHER PERSIAN GULF
MONARCHIES, AND SIXTEEN BILLION DOLLARS ($16,000,000,000) BY GERMAN AND
JAPANESE PARTNERS. BUT MY FATHER'S FORMER IRAQI BUSINESS PARTNER
REMAINED IN CONTROL OF THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ AND ITS PETROLEUM RESERVES.
MY FAMILY IS CALLING FOR YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE IN FUNDING THE REMOVAL
OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ AND ACQUIRING THE PETROLEUM
ASSETS OF HIS COUNTRY, AS COMPENSATION FOR THE COSTS OF REMOVING HIM
FROM POWER. UNFORTUNATELY, OUR PARTNERS FROM 1991 ARE NOT WILLING TO
SHOULDER THE BURDEN OF THIS NEW VENTURE, WHICH IN ITS UPCOMING PHASE MAY
COST THE SUM OF 100 BILLION TO 200 BILLION DOLLARS ($100,000,000,000
-$200,000,000,000), BOTH IN THE INITIAL ACQUISITION AND IN LONG-TERM
MANAGEMENT. WITHOUT THE FUNDS FROM OUR 1991 PARTNERS, WE WOULD NOT BE
ABLE TO ACQUIRE THE OIL REVENUE TRAPPED WITHIN IRAQ. THAT IS WHY MY
FAMILY AND OUR COLLEAGUES ARE URGENTLY SEEKING YOUR GRACIOUS
ASSISTANCE. OUR DISTINGUISHED COLLEAGUES IN THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION
INCLUDE THE SITTING VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,
RICHARD CHENEY,WHO IS AN ORIGINAL PARTNER IN THE IRAQ VENTURE AND FORMER
HEAD OF THE HALLIBURTON OIL COMPANY, AND CONDOLEEZA RICE, WHOSE
PROFESSIONAL DEDICATION TO THE VENTURE WAS DEMONSTRATED IN THE NAMING OF
A CHEVRON OIL TANKER AFTER HER. I WOULD BESEECH YOU TO TRANSFER A SUM
EQUALING TEN TO TWENTY-FIVE PERCENT (10-25 %) OF YOUR YEARLY INCOME TO
OUR ACCOUNT TO AID IN THIS IMPORTANT VENTURE. THE INTERNAL REVENUE
SERVICE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WILL FUNCTION AS OUR TRUSTED
INTERMEDIARY. I PROPOSE THAT YOU MAKE THIS TRANSFER BEFORE THE FIFTEENTH
(15TH) OF THE MONTH OF APRIL. I KNOW THAT A TRANSACTION OF THIS
MAGNITUDE WOULD MAKE ANYONE APPREHENSIVE AND WORRIED. BUT I AM ASSURING
YOU THAT ALL WILL BE WELL AT THE END OF THE DAY. A BOLD STEP TAKEN SHALL
NOT BE REGRETTED, I ASSURE YOU. PLEASE DO BE INFORMED THAT THIS BUSINESS
TRANSACTION IS 100% LEGAL. IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO CO-OPERATE IN THIS
TRANSACTION,PLEASE CONTACT OUR INTERMEDIARY REPRESENTATIVES TO FURTHER
DISCUSS
Deja vu?
-If God wanted people to be better than me, he would have made them that way.
Get real he was very insightful about the sco situation.
We've had the George W. Bush Nigerian spam, and now this.
As any controversial issue continues, the probability of receiving a satirical Nigerian spam e-mail approaches 1.
the SCO shares I bought 7 months ago have jumped almost 500%.
I'm still waiting for the $23m that the son of the Nigerian oil baron promised me though. I'll keep you posted.
Like this one
One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
I can't decide which makes my eyes bleed more --ALL CAPS with proper paragraph breaks, or normal type but as one interminably run-on paragraph...
There are two kinds of people: 1) those who start arrays with one and 1) those who start them with zero.
SCO Group to Shoot Babies. This one's courtesy osnews.com
This sounds like a really good business idea to me! I mean, c'mon, 1 billion dollars. The nigerian son of the king only had like 300 million to share. My 1000 dollars would only have given me like 10 million back.
:)
Just tell me who my lawyer should contact if I want to join
Here is my suggestion:
MY ASSOCIATES HAVE RECENTLY MADE CLAIM TO COMPUTER SOFTWARES WORTH AN ESTIMATED $1 BILLION U.S. DOLLARS.
Could be improved by:
MY ASSOCIATES HAVE RECENTLY MADE CLAIM TO COMPUTER SOFTWARES WORTH AN ESTIMATED $1 BILLION ($1,000,000,000.00) U.S. DOLLARS.
And to make things a bit more interesting:
OUR ENGINEERS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT NO FEWER THAN SEVENTY (70) LINES OF OUR VALUABLE AND PROPRIETARY SOURCE CODES HAVE APPEARED IN THE UPSTART OPERATING SYSTEM LINUX.
could be changed to:
OUR ENGINEERS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT
- UP TO
- SEVEN IN TEN (70%)
OF OUR VALUABLE AND PROPRIETARY SOURCE CODES HAVE APPEARED IN THE UPSTART OPERATING SYSTEM LINUX.To the author: the more dramatic and consistent in the apperence of the spam, the more automated response for the viewers to hit that block and delete key. Keep up the great work, you are getting there.
Verity Stob's column in the September 2003 issue of Dr. Dobb's Journal was a Nigerian spam spoof, also dealing with SCO. IMO, the Dr. Dobb's version is better, though I don't know which version came first.
i helped him out and i made a bundle! with the money, i bought a great house with a fantastic mortgage. then i married a beautiful russian bride, and i pleasure her with my surgically enlarged, viagra driven member.
the only problem i am having is finding toner....
Coming from an Anonymous Coward...I'm terribly offended!
Then there is also this one...
Subject: URGENT special arrangement
FROM: GRIMHELM WORMTONGUE
DUNLAND
Dear sir and/or madame,
Salutations, I am GRIMHELM WORMTONGUE, The son of late Counsellor Grima Wormtongue of the Kingdom of Rohan.
My father was Chief Counsellor [equivalent to Prime Minister] to late lamented king Theoden of Rohan. In his position my father altogether legally and correctly acquired significant assets throughout Rohan in order to protect the Kingdom from enemy forces within and without.
In the course of lamentable events succeeding, my father was illegally deprived of office and expelled from the Kingdom. Before this he had with foresight already entirely legally deposited the sum of M.500,000,000,000 in gold with the Bank of Gondor (Minas Tirith).
While in exile in the north he was assaulted and murdered by a band of northern pigmies. His family was obliged to seek refuge in northern Dunland among some of our sympathisers.
My father left to me all documents necessary to retrieve the sum of gold aforesaid from the Bank of Gondor (Minas Tirith). However, in the current political circumstances my solicitor believes it unwise for me to attempt to make the trip from Dunland to Minas Tirith, and has recommended that I seek a trustworthy foreign business partner into whose account this money could be tranferred. This appears to be the best option as we are unable to open an account in Dunland. Therefore we are seeking your trustworthy assistance and cooperation.
You will provide information about your account that will enable a deposit to be made in your name. I will contact the Bank of Gondor (Minas Tirith) and inform them that the money is to be placed into your account. Upon completion of the transaction your share of the proceeds will be 15% net following deduction of all transfer fees, that is M.75,000,000,000. If the transaction goes well we also look forward to maintaining you as a profitable business partner for future ventures.
It goes without saying that I can expect your complete confidence and secrecy in keeping this matter under wraps prefatory to completion.
Thank you and ERU bless.
MR. GRIMHELM WORMTONGUE
Reply to Mr. Grimhelm Wormtongue
Subject: Re:Urgent Special Arrangement
To: Grimhelm Wormtongue, Dunland
Dear Mr. Wormtongue,
Thank you for your recent letter. I regret to inform you that your father, the late Grima Wormtongue (and our condolences to you - so sorry about the pigmy thing) had secured the services of the late Steward of Gondor, Denethor, who has recently passed on. Lord Denethor unfortunately had been ill for many months following the death of his eldest and most beloved son, Boromir (who himself met an untimely demise at the hands of brigands and murderers). During his illness, Lord Denethor sent most of the monies your father had to one Dark Lord. If you wish to contact him, you may do so at: The Dark Lord, Tower of Barad-d?r, Plains of Gorgoroth, Mordor. Unfortunately I do believe he is away on vacation and no date has been stated for his return.
All that is left in the account at the Bank of Gondor of the original M.500,000,000,000 is M.01. So sorry. If you wish, you may consider investing this small amount into a fund that has a promising future and you may find your money growing over the years to come. I suggest, if I may, the fund called "Osgiliath Rebuilders Inc." It has good solid backing from the recently crowned King of Gondor, Lord Aragorn, who, it seems, has many resources at his command, having received many gifts and treasures from Dwarves and Elves during his coronation.
If I can be of further assistance, please do not hesitate to send a courier.
Elbereth!
Faramir, Steward of Gondor
Erlang Developer and podcaster
Had one much like this posted as an editorial.
meh
Seriously, how is it that a president is allowed this kind of conflict of interest?
I thought all the SCO news lately WAS the humor?
The whole SCO lawsuit is humor. Chris Sontag, I knew he had some talent for stand-up, but Darl? Who knew?!?
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. (Einstein)
No, it's "Vuja De"..
Thanks to slashdot for spreading our FUD... SCOX might rise again... watch it... muahahaha... YOU WILL EAT YOURSELF!
I don't know about you, but I've grown so tired of "all the SCO news lately" that I've stopped reading it. This isn't to say that it isn't newsworthy, but it feels like overkill.
Okay who is going to be the firs tone of the slashdotters pack to send this via email to MCbride to see what response you get? :)
Don't Tread on OpenSource
With all the SCO news lately, it's nice to see something with a bit of humor in it.
You probably don't know how hard I laughed while reading "SCO declares GPL invalid".
Which explains why you clicked on this lame article.
metaphors are cool.
I know you are psychotic, but please make an effort.
The greed of some people will cause some to fall for this one. The Nigerian scam has been in the news for months, and still some people fall for this scam
It needs a heavier dose of Manglish (Mangled English) for it to be proper...
If it sounds too good to be true it probably is. You should be more than happy than with the $10 million the respectable Nigerian gentleman offered you.
Don't get greedy!
PornStarGuru
You can find allot of great articles exposing SCO's insanity and comedy of errors.
Groklaw
DR. EVIL
Anyways, since my "death star" laser was developed by my evil minions in Santa Cruz, California, I thought we'd name it in their honor - THE SANTA CRUZ OPERATION!
SCOTT snickers again.
DR. EVIL
What now?
SCOTT
The Santa Cruz Operation is a technology company that makes money from frivolous lawsuits. Why dont you just call it the Walt Disney project? Ass.
DR. EVIL
Shhhh!
SCOTT
I'm nineteen, I don't-
DR. EVIL
Shh! Shh-Shh. Shh-Shhhhhh-Shh. Shh-shh! It's Morse code.
(reading imaginary paper)
Let me decipher...it says 'shhhhh!'
SCOTT
You are so lame..
DR. EVIL
Shhhh!
Former Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
I don't get the nigerian scams since making a mail.app rule that simply trashes anything from a2000.nl - are they really such a one-note operation? I kinda miss them just a teenie tiny bit - screwing with their minds was a little bit of joy (suggest they call the DOJ phone number), but from the looks of things they were a bit like "Happy Fun Ball - do not taunt.
"Win treats sysadmins better than users. Mac treats users better than sysadmins. Linux treats everyone like sysadmins."
Just a humble suggestion: Asking for credit card numbers or blank cheques/checks or direct deposits (donations) seems just a little unprofessional and unrealistic. I suggest the following:
UNFORTUNATELY WE ARE HAVING DIFFICULTY EXTRACTING OUR FUNDS FROM THESE COMPUTER SOFTWARES. TO THIS EFFECT I HAVE BEEN GIVEN THE MANDATE BY MY COLLEAGUES TO CONTACT YOU AND ASK FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE. WE ARE PREPARED TO SELL YOU A SHARE IN THIS ENTERPRISE "THE SCO GROUP (SCOX)" WHICH IS 100% PUBLICALLY LISTED ON THE NASDAQ STOCK EXCHANGE. OUR SHARE PRICE IS EXPECTED TO REACH UP TO ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS ($100.00) FOR EACH SHARE YOU PURCHASE THROUGH THE BROKERAGE OF YOUR CHOICE. TO HELP US GUAGE HOW YOUR SHARE PRICE WILL PERFORM, PLEASE CONTACT US AND GIVE YOUR INDICATION ON WHAT PRICE YOU EXPECT TO SELL YOUR SHARES TO MAKE INSTANT PROFIT. WE WILL PASS THIS INFORMATION TO OUR MANAGMENT TEAM AND BOARD OF DIRECTORS SO THEY CAN MAKE INFORMED DECISION REGARDING THE DIRECTION OF THE COMPANY.
KINDLY TREAT THIS REQUEST AS VERY IMPORTANT AND STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL. I HONESTLY ASSURE YOU THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% LEGAL AND RISK-FREE.
You mean this whole lawsuit thing is for real?
This is SCO, and we are serving this subpoena for you to remove the "SCO Nigerian Spam" from your site. We bought the rights to said spam when we bought the rights to all of Unix System V, including Linux and all derivates. We reserve the right to publish "SCO Nigerian Spam" as we see fit. We own your spam. Cease and desist or be sued out of existance pathetic Slashdot!
Why does spam-writers ALWAYS have to use that caps lock key? No one on earth except them uses it intentionally. There should be some sort of detection method: if you write more than 3 lines with caps lock on, the text is sent to CIA or something like that. Then, a monkey over there looks if it's spam, and if it is, they burn the spammer in hell.
This might have 2 outputs: one being the extinction of spammers, the others being quality spam that does not annoy the eyes.
Very funny, but we've seen it all before.
How about somebody put up a page depicting DimsDarl McPrisonBride losing his 'virginity' in his prison cell. You know, paste his face on the goatse.cx guy, an animated large black 'member' penetrating. I can see it now!
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it looks just like mine, it is mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are developing something and you release it as GPL, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If it's useless, it's yours!
The best part about the "SCO to Shoot Babies" story is that someone posted it to a thread here at Slashdot, and Google News found it. A search at Google News for sco execs dumping stock brings up the story. Apparently their scraping engine looks for standard byline formats ("By John Doe. City, ST - Something is happening") and pulled the fake news story from the Slashdot article.
For awhile, it was even on the front page of Google News.
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Dear Sir or Madam,
This law firm is intellectual property and litigation counsel to the Telemarketing Industry Association of Nigeria (TIAN). It has come to our attention that you are sending out e-mails offering for sale of a share in your company.
Please be advised that TIAN is the holder of the patent for "offering for sale for a part of a company," which the United States Patent and Trademark office has accepted for registration on the Principal Register. Since 1997, my client has used the "business model" and has become famous worldwide. Internet users looking for Nigerian Businesses for sale expect to find my client's businesses.
You are hereby warned and notified to CEASE AND DESIST your use of "offering for sale for a part of a company" as a business model, which you have obviously used in bad faith. If you do not immediately transfer all profits to TIAN, we will take all action necessary to protect our business model. Your failure to comply will result in my client's full and forceful prosecution of all of its rights, and you could incur liability for damages in excess of $100,000,000,000 and responsibility for our attorneys' fees.
Sincerly,
Olusegun Obasanjo
It is funny, but there aren't enough spelling mistakes!
"Luck is the residue of design" -- Branch Rickey
I have lost the will to live.
Dear Sir,
You may have missed the recent news headlines,
but as a businessman responsible for deploying
vital computer systems and networks, you will be
aware that the Linux operating system, which you
have deployed, is a copyrighted (c) system with
a documented trademark pedigree.
Our company (SCO Holdings Internation Ltd.) bought, in 1992, the rights to all Unix kernels
outside the United States of America (USA). We
have learned to our dismay that the Linux
operating system, which you are running on your
computers in Europe, contains no less than 70
(70) lines of our source code, and any business
(such as yours) using or operating a Linux system
is liable for breach of copyright and license.
However, after careful consideration of your
circumstances, we are prepared to offer you a
special one-time "cleansing" license for the
modest fee of only $699 per server. For this
small license fee you not only get the right to
use your Linux systems without further fees,
you also get the peace of mind knowing you are
using software that is commercially supported
and developed.
To order your license now, call 1-555-233323 and
ask for me, Chinua Obeye
Please ignore all messages from companies calling
themselves "SCO Group" or "SCO International",
these are scurilous fraudsters who will take your
money and run.
Sincerely,
Chinua Obeye
President of Vice
SCO Holdings International
Ceci n'est pas une signature
...that should they actually need money to continue the lawsuit, some venture capitalist somewhere will gladly give them the money to do so, in exchange for 30%.
Vip
It'll go nicely with the section I bought on the Moon.
Forget thrust, drag, lift and weight. Airplanes fly because of money.
Anyone have a list of all the employee's email addresses at SCO?
Linux: The world's best text-adventure game.
That should be GNU/SCO
I could care less, but not without a lobotomy
Damn near caused an uproar too
To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt.
--E.C. Stanton
at least we now have Darl making a statement as to how much code is supposedly infringing.
I mean, how hard would it be to rewrite 70 lines (or less) of code if (big if!) its infringing at all?
Any of the kernel coders could probably do it in a fraction of a minute, or less.
My guess is that its 70 lines of comments (remember, they went on ad-naseum about comments being copied).
So let me get this right, they want 3 billion $$ for 70 lines of infringing "code" ? They can't be serious!!
Hell, who knows, there could be 70 copyright lines that mention SCO/Caldara/etc in some way. Those would be real easy to fix.
Oh yeah, to Darl and Chris - I hope you enjoy your new cellmate boyfriend Bubba, he'll fix you right up...
because it was really good for Karma whoring!
This was originally posted to Slashdot on Wednesday June 04, 2003 by me. This was something I actually thought of and wrote myself, too.
----- Original Message -----
From: Darl McBride
Sent: Saturday, May 31, 2003 12:05 PM
Subject: URGENT AND CONFIDENTIAL
ATTN: MANAGING DIRECTOR/C.E.O
LINDON, UTAH
REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
First, I must solicit your strictest confidence in this transaction. This by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and 'top secret'. You have been recommended by an associate who assured me in confidence of your ability and reliability to prosecute a transaction of great magnitude involving a pending business transaction requiring maximum confidence.
We are top officials of SCO Group (formerly Caldera International -- Nasdaq: SCOX) who are interested in obtaining your services. We are presently in negotiations in a business deal we feel will be quite lucrative. Since we may leave the country quietly in the middle of the night, in order to commence this business transaction, we solicit your assistance to enable us to transfer a large sum of money into your account to hold until further arrangements can be made.
The source of this fund is as follows: We have leveraged IP that we originally thought belonged to our company in order to solicit a rather large monetary investment by the company Microsoft. We have in turn sued IBM for contractual violations and IP violations, as well as sending out thousands of threatening letters to various corporations and Linux vendors, in a move carefully designed to drive up our stock and put us in a position for our company to be purchased simultaneously. You see, this is a carefully executed plan modeled after what some might call, "a house of cards." We hope very much that we will collect from all parties involved, sell our stock before it tanks, and head for some fun in the sun, IF all goes as planned.
However, by virtue of our position as members of the SCO Group, we cannot acquire this money in our names.I have therefore, been delegated as a matter of trust by my colleagues of the panel to look for an overseas partner into whose account we would transfer the sum of US $21,500,000.00 (Twenty One Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) Hence we are writing you this letter.
We have agreed to share the money thus:
1. 20% for the Account owner (you)
2. 70% for us (The officials)
3. 10% to be used in settling taxation and all local
and foreign expenses.
It is from the 70% that we wish to commence the importation business.
Please, note that this transaction is 100% safe and we hope to commence the transfer latest seven (7)banking days from the date of the receipt of the following information below
(a)company name and Beneficiary of account (b) Your Personal TeL. Number and Fax Number
(c) Bank account/Sort/ABA/Routing numbers were the funds will be transferred to
(d) Your Bankers Address, Telephone and Fax Number.
The above information will enable us write letters of claim and job description respectively. This way we will use your company's name to cover our paper trail. We are looking forward to doing this business with you and solicit your confidentiality in this transaction.Please acknowledge the receipt of this letter using the above tel/fax number. I will bring you into the complete picture of this pending project when I have heard from you.
Your faithfully,
Darl McBride
Ron Paul
Conidleeze Rice, you know the reason she has a oil tanker named for her is because she actually sits on the board of directors of Chevron.
Missing from this:
1) Repeated references to "the grace of God" and how God has led him to the recipient
2) The same paragraph twice in a row
3) The sender's name changing in reference to himself, sometimes two or three times (we could go from Darl to another SCO officer, no?)
+++ATH0
the extinction of AOLers.
Downside? What downside?
I think it's really about the fact that they haven't bothered to learn proper English to scam someone.
I mean, come on. If you're going to scam someone, you could at least pay them the respect of doing it intelligibly.
+++ATH0
Not only is this funny, but it presents a very compelling case for why SCO is seeking monies for their IP. I wonder when some of the ./ crowd will accept reality and give SCO more than just a defense based around what feels right. In my opinion, like a thief in the night someone hijacked the multi-processing code needed to make Linux work at the Enterprise. It's failure at the desktop prompted this pure act of desperation which will ultimately be it's downfall. Great things and great people are often fallen to a single misdeed. It's a shame.
It's all about 'THE UNIX' & Darl McBride & the wording is perfect
From: "OKONJI DIATA"
Reply-To: okonji2003@mailsurf.com
To:
Date: Sun, 7 Jul 2002 08:10:24 -0700
Subject: AFRI BANK PLC
X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2919.6900 DM
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
Here's the text message:
From the Desk of
MR okonji diata
AFRI Bank Lagos-Nigeria
STRICTLY A PRIVATE BUSINESS PROPOSAL
I am MR okonji diata The manager, Bills and Exchange at the Foreign Remittance Department of the AFRI Bank of Nigeria Plc.
I am writing this letter to ask for your support and cooperation to carry out this business opportunity in my department.We discovered an abandoned sum of
$50,000,000.00 (Fifty million United States Dollars only)in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his entire family of a
wife and two children in November 1999 in a Plane crash.
Since we heard of his death, we have been expecting his next-of-kin to come over and put claims for his money as the heir, because we cannot release the fund from his account unless someone applies for claim as the next-of-kin to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines.
Unfortunately, neither their family member nor distant relative has ever appeared to claim the said fund.Upon this discovery, I and other officials in my department have agreed to make business with you and release the total amount into your account as the heir of the fund since no one came for it or discovered he maintained account with our bank, otherwise the fund will be returned to the banks treasury as unclaimed fund.
We have agreed that our ratio of sharing will be as stated thus: 20 %for you as foreign partner, 75 % for us the officials in my department and 5 % for the
settlement of all local and foreign expences incurred by us and you during the course of this business. Upon the successful completion of this transfer, I and one of my colleagues will come to your country and mind our share. It is from our 75 % we intend to invest in (estate) and import Agricultural
Machineries into my country as a way of recycling the fund.
To commence this transaction, we require you to immediately indicate your interest by a return e-mail and enclose private contact telephone number, fax
number full name and address and your designated bank coordinates to enable us file letter of claim to the appropriate departments for necessary approvals before the transfer can be made.
Note also, this transaction must be kept STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL because of its nature.] I look forward to receive your prompt response.
Yours Faithfully,
MR okonji diata.
AFRI Bank of Nigeria
History of Unix. http://www.levenez.com/wall/ and http://www.levenez.com/unix/
www.rexguo.com - Technologist + Designer
I think I can get her money back, but I will need her account information first.
With all the SCO news lately, it's nice to see something with a bit of humor in it.
I thought all of the SCO news had humour in it.
http://use.perl.org
even though it breaks out of the nigerian scam idiom, it works better in the context of the SCO scam. I vote for the change.
not that my vote is worth much..
...SEVENTY (70) LINES OF OUR VALUABLE AND PROPRIETARY SOURCE CODES...
...UP TO SEVEN IN TEN (70%) OF OUR VALUABLE AND PROPRIETARY SOURCE CODES...
So 70% of x is 70 lines. Now we know that SCO has also 30 lines of valuable and proprietary source code that is not in linux kernel.
nice one.
it sounded a little too much like Verity at times (use of many parantheses when italics would be expected in a real Nigerian scam letter).
I did like the junk-mail filter throwoff line at the end, however. classic!
haaop yte jjkqled fora p oopiqjsd. e inyum alssk!
Fuck Beta. Fuck Dice
It's more than funny Slashdot doesn't recognize its own content. The original author gets "modded" 1 for pointing out the real key to this story-- it has recirculated back to its origin.
Meanwhile, this comment will be "modded" zero (as usual) for posting as AC.
Remember, to get Mod +5 for funny, try to think of any Bloater Brothers comeback.
Too bad that this kind of satire just isn't funny.
I guess SCO's lawfirm fell for it, and are now working as hell to see some of the money back...
but if Microsoft was caught using 70 lines of GPL'ed code in Windows, there'd be plenty of people clamoring for $1 billion in damages and for all of Windows to be open sourced.
-a
I tried to post it here, but lameness filter would not allow it...
Star Wars 419 Scam
"Bah", to the lameness filter, I say.
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