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  1. It's a frikkin marital aid!!!! on FreeBSD Logo Contest Winner Announced · · Score: -1
    it looks like something your woman can rub in her twat, what?

  2. Animated dog! Yeah, that's great on Microsoft Takes Aim At Google · · Score: -1
    That's what a frikkin love about XP: is this goddamn animated dog on the search thing. It's fo fucking appropriate. I really like to watch him walk around and stuff when I saerch my hard drive for file, fuck yeah, what?

  3. Re:Great but.... on Today's Fastest Retail LCD · · Score: -1
    ... accurate colour renditioning?
    Dunno Assface. Cheerio, eh mate?

    A shame really, as I'd save....
    Right-E-Oh, mate. Spot of tea, eh?
    GET OVER YER FRIKKIN BRITNESS ALREADY, CHUMP!!!!

  4. Alow me to be the first please on Firefox 1.5 Beta 2 Released · · Score: -1
    to put my palms on my cheeks and make a big loud fart noise. LIke a big juicy fart, because thats what I feel like doing when I read about this Firefox. What, internet explorer's not good enough for you? It's free, come on, what?

  5. Re:What does a noob need to know on Serenity Opens Today · · Score: -1
    Is that a question? HOw about using the question mark, you filthy slob!!!!!??????

  6. Booboo Kitty? on Serenity Opens Today · · Score: -1
    Is this the one with that Booboo Kitty sidekick? He cracks me the hell up. F'in-A man.

  7. Wow, you're cool! on 6.8GHz 1TB RAM and 2TB HDD Laptop? · · Score: -1

    Dropping the Cmder and just saying Taco, you're obviously a serious eleet geek and nerd hero. Bravo to you, I congratulate you on your Suave Geekyness, you cool mother! On a Partial Name Basis with CmderTaco, wow, I want to be cool too like you
    YOU FRICKIN RETARD!!!!!!!

  8. XP Only? on New Winzip in the Works · · Score: -1

    Is that for XP only?

  9. ...Which they promptly ate. on South Korean Scientists Clone Dog · · Score: -1
    Badda Bing! Ha ha ha, funny.

  10. He's Dead Jim! on Star Trek's Scotty Dies at 85 · · Score: -1
    Ha, that's really funny now, what?

  11. YOU BASTARD! on I am the Most Spammed Person in the World · · Score: -1

    Stop it!
    Joe Blough System Admin nowhere.com

  12. Re:degayize Right-fuckin-o on Longhorn Drops 'My' Prefixes · · Score: -1
    Fuckin A right pal, I'm with you on that.
    Next they needs to get rid of the creepy faceless Little Peoples icons, like, what the fuck kind of alien abductee came up with that shit, what?

  13. Oh Yeah? on Firefox and Thunderbird Garage · · Score: 1, Funny
    Well, smarty pants! What if you don't have Internet Access!?!? Yeah!

  14. Re:Why? on Firefox and Thunderbird Garage · · Score: -1
    Because they've already blown their wad today jerkin off to teddy rushkins Frodo, what?

  15. We Are Fam-i-ly on Revenge of the Sith TV Spots Revealed · · Score: -1

    I got all my sisters in me!
    Becuz i ate them
    Yeah!

  16. George Lucas marries Peter Jackson on Revenge of the Sith TV Spots Revealed · · Score: -1
    That's next. For a wedding gift they want a big robotron Teddy Ruxpin Cute Doll, what?

  17. ha stop it already on Comprehensive Guide to the Windows Paging File · · Score: -1

    your fuckin killing me!!!! HAAA ha haaa haahahaa ha ha haha ha hah ah aaaaa. Your a fuckin creative genious, what?

  18. Right On The Fuckin Money Pal!!!!! on Windows XP Starter Edition off to Slow Start · · Score: -1, Troll
    Yeah, I got a drawer full of these cds and floppy disks of these programs and games for windows that I've had since like, the Reagan years, and mostly they run on whatever windows program my kid installs on my computer but you know what? FUCK IT. I want to go with a non-pirated OS, so I'm going to choose FOSS and *nix instead, whatever the FUCK that means! I don't know my ASS from my ELBOH but FUCK IT ALL TO HELL, I'm sure FOSS and *nix, whatever the FUCK that means, is a hell of a lot easier to run then this windows shit me and my bitch and my kids have been using all these years. Fuck yeah man. ..

  19. Re:Opera on Opera Lays Down Acid2 Challenge · · Score: -1
    I've been using Opera on Windows and Linux for a long time, and it very rarely crashes. Certainly not any more than any other browser.

  20. Re:Homo Bagginses? on Hobbit Is A New Species · · Score: -1
    Were you fucking dropped on your head or something? I really want to know.

  21. Tee Hee Hee on Hobbit Is A New Species · · Score: -1
    Heee heee hee you fucking retard.

  22. I quit working at Wendys on When Should You Quit Your Job? · · Score: -1, Troll
    because it sucked donkey ass

    And I haven't missed it a bit. It sucked though it was nice to wear the greasy shiny polyester, what?

  23. Re:Put a Frickin Fork in it Already on 'Star Trek: Enterprise' Cancelled? · · Score: 0, Funny
    You know though I'll miss that chick with the big knobs, she was worth lookin at

  24. Put a Frickin Fork in it Already on 'Star Trek: Enterprise' Cancelled? · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It's done! Christ, how much more do they think they can squeeze out of it? God almighty, it's DEAD alreay!!!!
    GAaaaaaaaah!

  25. Statue Of Liberty on Opportunity Spots Curious Object On Mars · · Score: -1
    That's what the fuckin thing is