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  1. Would rather have it blocked on Does Your Company Censor the Content for You? · · Score: 1

    I'd rather have content blocked than modified although I'd prefer neither.

  2. Re:The iPod tastes like fluffy caramel. on iPods are for Audiophiles · · Score: 1

    Here's an older slashdot article on audiophile insanity.

  3. Re:With a rich body and oak overtones on iPods are for Audiophiles · · Score: 1

    Also part of the art expert cabal.. the kind that look at excrement covered random scribble and go "oh.. what intense imagery.. what subtle variations.. this painting is a window into the soul.. blah blah blah"

  4. Re:The iPod tastes like fluffy caramel. on iPods are for Audiophiles · · Score: 1

    Audiophile fluff sounds just like some vague shit that comes out of a marketing department.

  5. Hi-Res? on 12 Million Historic Photos Scanned to Web · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Are the scans Hi-Res so that photo quality prints can be reproduce well into the future? The article seems to say they are streamlined for download over a 56K Modem. I hope there are Hi-Res versions available too

  6. Don't use Linux on The FSF, Linux's Hit Men · · Score: 1

    If you have proprietary secrets to protect, do not develop that code under GPL. Use some other closed source option.

  7. Probably fake but . . . on Interview With Bjarne Stroustrup · · Score: 4, Funny
    I agree with every word of this probably fake interview

    Interviewer: Well, it's been a few years since you changed the world of software design, how does it feel, looking back?

    Stroustrup: Actually, I was thinking about those days, just before you arrived. Do you remember? Everyone was writing 'C' and, the trouble was, they were pretty damn good at it. Universities got pretty good at teaching it, too. They were turning out competent - I stress the word 'competent' - graduates at a phenomenal rate. That's what caused the problem.

    Interviewer: problem?

    Stroustrup: Yes, problem. Remember when everyone wrote Cobol?

    Interviewer: Of course, I did too

    Stroustrup: Well, in the beginning, these guys were like demi-gods. Their salaries were high, and they were treated like royalty.

    Interviewer: Those were the days, eh?

    Stroustrup: Right. So what happened? IBM got sick of it, and invested millions in training programmers, till they were a dime a dozen.

    Interviewer: That's why I got out. Salaries dropped within a year, to the point where being a journalist actually paid better.

    Stroustrup: Exactly. Well, the same happened with 'C' programmers.

    Interviewer: I see, but what's the point?

    Stroustrup: Well, one day, when I was sitting in my office, I thought of this little scheme, which would redress the balance a little. I thought 'I wonder what would happen, if there were a language so complicated, so difficult to learn, that nobody would ever be able to swamp the market with programmers? Actually, I got some of the ideas from X10, you know, X windows. That was such a bitch of a graphics system, that it only just ran on those Sun 3/60 things. They had all the ingredients for what I wanted. A really ridiculously complex syntax, obscure functions, and pseudo-OO structure. Even now, nobody writes raw X-windows code. Motif is the only way to go if you want to retain your sanity.

    [NJW Comment: That explains everything. Most of my thesis work was in raw X-windows. :)]

    Interviewer: You're kidding...?

    Stroustrup: Not a bit of it. In fact, there was another problem. Unix was written in 'C', which meant that any 'C' programmer could very easily become a systems programmer. Remember what a mainframe systems programmer used to earn?

    Interviewer: You bet I do, that's what I used to do.

    Stroustrup: OK, so this new language had to divorce itself from Unix, by hiding all the system calls that bound the two together so nicely. This would enable guys who only knew about DOS to earn a decent living too.

    Interviewer: I don't believe you said that...

    Stroustrup: Well, it's been long enough, now, and I believe most people have figured out for themselves that C++ is a waste of time but, I must say, it's taken them a lot longer than I thought it would.

    Interviewer: So how exactly did you do it?

    Stroustrup: It was only supposed to be a joke, I never thought people would take the book seriously. Anyone with half a brain can see that object-oriented programming is counter-intuitive, illogical and inefficient.

    Interviewer: What?

    Stroustrup: And as for 're-useable code' - when did you ever hear of a company re-using its code?

    Interviewer: Well, never, actually, but...

    Stroustrup: There you are then. Mind you, a few tried, in the early days. There was this Oregon company - Mentor Graphics, I think they were called - really caught a cold trying to rewrite everything in C++ in about '90 or '91. I felt sorry for them really, but I thought people would learn from their mistakes.

    Interviewer: Obviously, they didn't?

    Stroustrup:

  8. Or just use your PC on Dreambox DM7000: Hackable DVR · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://dvr.sourceforge.net/html/main.html

  9. Violent games are fun on The State of Violent Gaming · · Score: 1, Funny

    Lets beat the shit out of people who say violent games lead to violence

  10. Or get a bloody booklet on Realtime Concert Program Notes on a PDA · · Score: 3, Funny

    Get a bloody booklet about the concert before the concert and read that. Keep your shitty, glowing, backlit crap out of theaters. Cell-phones are bad enough

  11. No on Will Vanderpool Make Linux More Popular? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Clustering, servers, dual-booting, emulation, dual-OS, blah-blah, and other geeky stuff isn't going to make Linux popular. It is just going to keep it alive in specialised applications. To become popular, geeks need to stop looking down on the average user and start treating them as a customer and design things even an idiot can use.

  12. Will be useful on Femtosecond Lasers for Nanosurgery · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In the future, when there are nanoprobes of all kinds, there will probably be lots of rogue nanoprobes infesting the cells. Maybe they can be zapped out with these lasers.

  13. Get a life . . on Restart, Restore, or Continue Creating Democracy? · · Score: -1, Troll

    . . and save the real democracies out there. Politicians are gradually creating a police state. Virtual democracy is the least of our problems.

  14. Call in sick on Final Matrix Set for Synchronous Release · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It will be interesting to see how many people call in sick on the release day, especially in places where it is being released during the day. Anyone do such a study for Star Wars?

  15. Dead man walking on Ig Nobel Awards 2003 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Lal Bihari, of Uttar Pradesh, India, for a triple accomplishment: First, for leading an active life even though he has been declared legally dead; Second, for waging a lively posthumous campaign against bureaucratic inertia and greedy relatives; and Third, for creating the Association of Dead People.

    Wonder if he can refuse to pay bills, citing death as the reason.
  16. Re:how long... on More on E-textiles: Electronic Smart Fabric · · Score: 1

    Can't be any worse than brown shorts of death

  17. no cheating on More on E-textiles: Electronic Smart Fabric · · Score: 5, Funny

    Clothes that report whenever they are being removed to the spouse.

  18. Should make space travel cheaper on New Solar Cells 20 Times Cheaper · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This should make space probes, satellites, etc that use solar energy much cheaper.

  19. SGI will fall on SGI's Letter to the Linux Community · · Score: -1, Troll

    SGI is not powerful enough to fight SCO at this point. They will probably perish. We can only count on IBM to make SCO perish.

  20. Re:What's so ironic? on Direct Marketing Execs Sign Up for Do-Not-Call List · · Score: 1

    I disagree that it's hypocritical. What the Direct Marketing Association said was that the list should not make exceptions for political and charity related calls. Now making those exceptions is hypocritical. I hate getting a call from an asshole politician as much as I hate getting a sales pitch. The list should apply to everyone. "Do not call" should mean DO NOT CALL and not "Do not call except . . ."

  21. Only if you have a few brain cells on Is the Internet Your Source of Knowledge? · · Score: 1

    If you have a few brain cells, the Internet is a great place to get all your information. The brain cells are needed because there are 10000s of sites filled with bullshit out there.

  22. Relax on SCO Derides GPL, Will Revoke SGI's UNIX License · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's only a matter of time before IBM lawyers destroy SCO. Just sit back, relax and watch SCO lawyers and IBM/SGI/other lawyers get into some serious battle. When it's over, SCO won't exist anymore and slashdot will run out of topics.

  23. Re:So, where's the study? on 3G Waves Causes Headaches, Sharpens Memory · · Score: 1

    Here's an article on the Dutch economic ministry's website (if you can read dutch)

  24. Brain Tumours on 3G Waves Causes Headaches, Sharpens Memory · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Here's the same story on yahoo.
    The article says that no scientific evidence exists for a link between 2G signals and brain tumours. But, what about 3G signals? If they can cause headache and nausea, I think you can reasonably expect it to have other effects such as malignant tumours. It's time to take a step back and study 3G more before massive deployment. There is no pressing need to surf porn or whatever faster on your cellphone.

  25. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere on Group Asks Gov't to Crack Down on Product Placement · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's actually plenty of product placement in the news. Most of those products are F-15s, F-22s, Apaches, and other stuff made by companies like Boeing and Lockheed Martin. They're constantly admiring and raving about the cool weapons. The final product they want to sell is of course war.