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  1. Re:Is it April Fools Day? on Offshoring to a Ship in International Waters · · Score: 1

    Capitalists owe their ability to own such artifical property as copyright, patents, and resource exploitation rights, to the state.

    So where do drug dealers and smugglers get their authority to do business? The ability to own goods is directly related to the threat of retaliation from the owner of said goods. The state just facilitates the removal of the responsibility from the individual to enforce the concept of posession and concentrates it within a central policing organization.

  2. Re:Why? on First Successful Cell Transplant Cures Diabetes · · Score: 1

    Yeah. I was thinking that somebody got a 3G implant in their head and it cured their Diabetes, and that the article was about the benefits of cell phone radiation.

  3. Roughnecks! on Asteroid 2004 MN4 May Hit Earth After All · · Score: 1

    we can just sent a couple construction workers

    They were texas oilmen, dammit! Just think, Halliburton, by way of Kellogg Brown and Root, might actually be responsible for saving the earth in 30 years. And if that happens, I'm officially joining the Republican party.

  4. Re:Anyone else here from the Butler area? on Trent Reznor Challenges Music Norms · · Score: 1

    Go figure, right? The best artists usually come from normal backgrounds.

  5. Re:In Other News... on Hollywood Looks to BitTorrent for Distribution · · Score: 1

    Geeks turn to /. for relationship advice

    You mean chicks don't like going to LAN parties to watch you game?!?!?!?!?

  6. MOD PARENT UP on Ask 'Hitchhiker's Guide' Exec. Producer Robbie Stamp · · Score: 1

    Nothing like burning kharma to get a semi-bad joke modded up.

  7. Re:What a surprise on Survey Reveals Americans Support Blog Censorship · · Score: 1

    Hey, the psycho ones are the best in bed.

  8. You can't do that. on Sony Patents Matrix-Like Game Technology · · Score: 1

    All nutjobs have prior art on that one. They've been making Tin-Foil Hats for years.

  9. Re:Watch out for that breeze! on Homemade Mecha Walks in Japan · · Score: 1

    a car and an uzi = much more useful for settling disputes

    This is a Mechwarrior thread. Grand Theft Auto was last week.

  10. Re:Cheap Stunt on Paris Hilton Recruited to Publicize Linux · · Score: 1

    I'd agree, Stallman has better legs.

    Yeah, but Paris Hilton has better tits and less back hair.

  11. If you gotta know. . . on Google Ride Finder Announced · · Score: 1

    . . . you probably don't want to. I would hope that you would have married a person that you can trust to be completely faithful to you, and, perhaps more importantly, that trusts you to be completely faithful.

    Then again, this is /., where everybody either is married, has two kids and a job or lives in their parents' basement. Now that I think about it, those aren't necessarily mutually exclusive. . .

  12. Not monetarily respected? Learn Poker on How Much Respect Do You Get? · · Score: 1

    If you are pissed about your monetary situation, learn to play winning poker. There's nothing more gratifying than taking a chunk of your boss's salary every Friday night. I would suggest the poker bible (Doyle Brunson's Super System) as a start.

  13. Bad Model on Sony to Make an "iTunes for Movies" · · Score: 1

    That model will only work if Sony's distributing their Bukkake Tentacle Pr0n archive.

  14. Re:Justices on Supreme Court Takes Hard Look at P2P · · Score: 1

    But who wants to be blown by an intern that looks like Monica Lewinski? Not I. . .

  15. Justices on Supreme Court Takes Hard Look at P2P · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm honestly surprised that the Supreme Court Justices even know what a computer is. Then again, I suppose they have to get their porno some way, now that the Meece commission is no longer in business.

  16. Re:get them SSN's on Berkeley Grads' Identity Data Stolen · · Score: 1

    I was born on a commune near the Canadian border. . .Since we are dirt poor. . .

    There are too many jokes there for me to possibly do justice to your "Goddamned Hippy" background.

  17. I don't know about that. . . on Draft Guidelines for Space Tourists · · Score: 1

    Getting flashed in space doesn't sound like a bad thing to me. . .

  18. Polygamy on TSA Lied About Protecting Passenger Data · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Your argument uses a logical fallacy, and therefore is moot. By implying that polygamy is bad, you are appealing to social tradition, which is not a correct means of persuasion. If someone can provide for two or more families, and the two wives can get along with one another, who am I and, more importantly, who are you to question their decisions? It's not like a dude with two successful families is going to screw up society any more than a deadbeat dad who leaves his kids' well-being to be picked up by state welfare agencies.

    I know this is going to negate any semblance of logical argument, but besides, two extremely cool wives would virtually ensure a threesome every night, and the good kind on top of that!

  19. Be careful there. . . on William Shatner Pitches 'Starfleet Academy' Show · · Score: 1

    That kind of thinking is how "The Simple Life" got put on the air.

  20. License Hack on ID Theft Made Easy · · Score: 1

    and birthdays get you a "get in for free" pass

    The $64,000 question is how do you make your license say every day is your birthday? No cover charges ever!

  21. But according to the schoolyard song. . . on Joke-e-oke Makes You a Comedian · · Score: 1

    But according to the schoolyard song it's macaroni if you're Yankee Doodle.

  22. Re:whose material are they using on Joke-e-oke Makes You a Comedian · · Score: 1

    The shift key is your friend. . .

    That being said, I really don't think you could get away with a good Jim Norton or Lewis Black set without causing the FCC to bleed to death from rectal sphincter hemmorhaging.

  23. Re:Hacking the Joke-e-oke on Joke-e-oke Makes You a Comedian · · Score: 1

    I dunno. I probably could get some laughs out of a chicken-crossing-the-road joke at the Marijuanalogues. If I go last, I could be almost as good as Yakov Smirnoff up there.

    Eeeeen Soviet Russia, comic insults you!

  24. MOD PARENT UP on Canada Says No To DMCA · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He may be illiterate and a self-titled jerk, but he does have a point. Which senators sponsor legislation like the DMCA come from? They happen to be from areas of the country that want to ban violent video games, make schools more like prisons than learning institutions, and let people sue pencil makers for poking themselves in their stupid, stupid eyes.

  25. FOAF networks are for Ego Stroking, Nothing More on Making the Most out of FOAF Networks? · · Score: 1

    I signed up for TheFaceBook and was friended by a person I had never met after SEVEN MINUTES.

    That being said, I have never met more blonde sorority sisters anywhere. And they ALL ARE FRIGGIN' CLUELESS! If the college /. crowd ever had a chance at bedding the Alpha Cheerleader-types that rejected us in high school, TheFaceBook is the enabler.

    Be forewarned though, it's more addictive than smack, crack and cigarettes combined.