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  1. Re:MOD REVIEW DOWN! TROLL! on Pornified · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry, but 100 people aren't going to tell the tale of ALL those that enjoy porn either in solitary viewing or in group situations.

    I would have to agree. One of the best times I've ever had was doing a MST3k-style commentary with my friends to amateur porn.

    "Come on daddy, cum on my face, but watch out for my eyes!"
    SPLAT!!!!
    "Owowowowow! Asshole! I said not in my eyes!"

  2. Re:Give it some time. on Prototype Rollable Paper-like Display Ready Early · · Score: 0

    And let me guess, you're going to be the first idiot to get sent to the hospital for trying to roll a blunt out of a computer monitor.

  3. PISS OFF HIPPIE!!!!!! on Europe Plans a New Type of Fusion Facility · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Karma be damned. This motherfucker's gettin' a ruining.

    SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN YOU DIRTY HIPPIE!!!!!! This is a discussion about the advancement of fusion technology, not how your vegan, PETArd-worshiping, smelly-blonde-dreadlocked head is so ruined by the pot smoke and psychedelics that you can't see the logistical nightmare involved with getting over a million, OVER A MILLION, OVER ONE FUCKING MILLION PEOPLE adequate drinking water, food and shelter on only 2 weeks' notice!

    And furthermore, Kanye West is the biggest fucktard ever to go off-script in NBC's storied history of letting fucktards get airtime. I would ask you if you remember Sinead O'Connor's performance on Saturday Night Live, which makes any other celebrity political protest look completely amateur in comparison, but your memory is so bad that you don't even remember what you had for lunch today. I would ask you if you even knew why in the hell a platinum-selling artist would shoot his mouth off like that, but you obviously won't, can't, and refuse to understand the basic concepts behind name promotion. HE WAS BEING AN ATTENTION WHORE, STUPID!!!!!

    On the other hand, your stupidity might not be your fault. Your parents could be stupid, dirty hippies as well, making your complete and total idiocy a fault of your genes. Are all your siblings as brain-damaged as you? Because if they are, I need to go crowbar them out of their misery. If your parents ever dressed you in tye-dye and fed you textured vegetable protein, we need to go execute them for being such terrible parents after drowning your patchouli-drenched, straw-sandal-wearing ass in the toxic soup that you incorrectly want to assign as the fault of a man that cannot control either the weather or the speed of logistical support for a natural disaster of BIBLICAL FUCKING PROPORTIONS!!!!

    I'm done now. I hate hippies so very, very much.

  4. Re:Interesting, but old news. on Parasites That Can Control Insect Minds · · Score: 1

    It's been known for years, if not decades, that parasites can influence their hosts' behavior to the benefit of the parasite.

    So THAT's why the only women getting around campus have some sort of disease. . .

  5. Re:a hardcore fans game maybe? on Capcom May Be Prepping Street Fighter 4 · · Score: 1

    I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert.

    With acknowledgements to Brian Cox, of course

  6. Re:Because it would be hard... on King Kong vs. Movie Pirates · · Score: 1

    There is a trickle up until 1976, when the US passed the Copyright Act and ratified the Berne Convention. Thanks, Sonny Bono.

    I knew there was a reason why I laughed when I heard he ate shit on the ski slopes. . .

  7. Re:So Who's gonna be the first to patent... on Nintendo Patents Insanity · · Score: 1

    SCO?

    /What? We haven't bashed on them in a while. . .

  8. Re:I made a chicken enchiladas... on What was Your Senior Project? · · Score: 1

    My sister's señor project was to do an essay.
    She got pregnant because of it.

    (say it out loud, 'mer'cans)

  9. Re:The new serfdom on Legal Arguments Can Hurt Tech Job Mobility · · Score: 1

    the CEO gets to have sex with your new spouse on your wedding night

    If that's not a reason to become a Record Company CEO, I don't know what would be.

    Oh wait, now I remember, you get a direct phone line to Satan as well. . .

  10. Hong Kong Piracy on Hong Kong Boy Scouts to Protect IP · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is it just me, or is Hong Kong the perfect place for the MPAA to start brainwashing the youngest members of our society?

  11. Re:Scripts on Hitchhikers Guide Movie Might Become a Trilogy · · Score: 1

    I would wait for Episode III to come out before making that statement. Natalie Portman has to get pregnant SOME HOW.

    /mmmmm. Hot Grits.

  12. Re:It's all a wind-up. on The Pseudoscience of Intelligent Design · · Score: 1

    The Parent's quote is from the movie The Devil's Advocate. It was also one of Al Pacino's better soliloquies.

    That being said, it is a good argument.

  13. Re:As a Canadian... on U.S. Rejects Canadian Rejection of DMCA · · Score: 1

    If you can't make money off of your ideas anymore

    BZZZZT! Wrong! The DMCA is in place because the RIAA has more collective lobbying power than business sense. They had not one, but TWO opportunities to corner the online music distribution market, and they failed miserably both times. Rather than trying to adapt to a changing marketplace, they tried to preserve their antiquated system of product distribution. They shut down Napster after it had cornered the online-distribution-of-music market, and did nothing to replace the demand. They shut down Audiogalaxy after that program had cornered the online-music-distribution market, and did nothing again. It took a company that previously had nothing to do with anything music-related (Apple, stupid!) to come in and corner the market. Now, if that's not a reason to reject the DMCA and make the music companies suffer for their lack of business sense and inability to adapt to popular culture (which is a core necessity when selling pop music), I really don't know what a good reason would be.

  14. Re:Off by $0.08 Billion? on Microsoft Misses Quarterly Revenue Projection · · Score: 1

    Eh, .08 billion is 80 million bucks. I wouldn't mind the 80 million if you don't see the point of it.

  15. Re:WAY too expensive. on How Many Desktop PCs Can One Server Replace? · · Score: 1

    Ok. We all agree that the Original Poster is an idiot. Now, let's get on to the "Which Distro Is Best" flamewar people.

  16. Re:And being Indian ... on Going Beyond Fermat's Last Theorem · · Score: 1

    I was going to say that it was proof that something good can come out of a Mormon university, but then I realized that he's a Ute not a Cougar.

  17. Re:The truth is... on The Truth About Linux and Windows · · Score: 4, Funny

    We will have competition indefinitely. And this is a good good thing.

    It's so nice to see a /.er embrace economics. It's like hearing a Mac zealot say that 2 mouse buttons are better than one.

  18. Re:Desk on 'Xtreme' Equipment That You Have Borrowed? · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I initally wondered about what magazine it was, why the photographs were rejected.

    Then I thought about the type of woman a /.er would attract and proceeded to scrub my brain with steel wool to get that image out of my head.

  19. Here's to Streaming Porn on Streaming Audio 10 Years Old · · Score: 1

    or, as I like to call it, /.TV.

  20. Re:Well.... on 'Xtreme' Equipment That You Have Borrowed? · · Score: 1

    He's at a school district, stoopid. They don't even keep track of network usage on most public school networks. I, many years ago, downloaded 10 and a half gigs IN ONE DAY from Napster before any network admin realized anything was going on.

  21. Re:9-14 on LEGO Junior Robotics Competition This Weekend · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hell, from what I hear, the average member of the 9-14-year-old is getting laid more than your average /.er.

  22. Re:Wrong on MPAA Under Investigation for Illegal NYPD Payoffs · · Score: 1

    . . . instead of fighting the inevitable.

    Hmmm. I just had a thought: Agent Smith as the director of operations of the MPAA.

    And if that's the case, who's Trinity?

  23. Re:Sex Lowers IQs on Email Worse Than Marijuana For Intelligence? · · Score: 1

    Maybe we can get a grant

    Are you kidding? It would pay for itself! Take loser 40-year-old creeps and charge 250 bucks to score with a smoking hot freshman coed! The money's to cover the research, and not for the sex and drugs being provided!

  24. Re:This is news? on Human Hibernation on the Horizon? · · Score: 1

    If you could, the porn industry would be very interested in your services. . .

  25. And you're wrong as well on BBC Reviews Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wrong. The relationship between Helena Bonham Carter's and Edward Norton's characters had more substance than just fucking and running away from the space monkeys. There are many different changes that both diluted and twisted Chuck Palahniuk's message.
    Spoilers of both the movie and novel below. If you don't want to know, don't look.

    Marla had breast cancer. In the movie, she just finds a lump. Edward Norton's character in the book had cancer for 5 minutes. Gone. The fight scene where Edward Norton beats up himself happens at the office of some film manager, not at the auto manufacturer's office. Edward Norton's character also shoots a man at a Pressman Hotel Party. That's out too. The ending was completely different in the movie than the book. The one thing that bugged me about the movie, was that Edward Norton never had the hole in his cheek from fighting. His character talks about the hole in his cheek constantly in the novel, but the movie didn't have it. Furthermore, he bites off the tip of his tongue in a fight and doesn't have it reattached, and the movie left that out.

    Considering all the changes, I would hardly call it a survival. He, both Tyler Durton and Edward Norton's character were a lot smarter than the movie makes them out to be