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  1. Re:English as she is spoke on Red Star Linux Adds Secret Watermarks To Files · · Score: 2

    That was my first reactification, too, but apparently that word has been verbed since at least the 19th century.

  2. Re:A new way to get H1B's in the office on Techies Hire Witch To Protect Computers From Viruses and Offices From Spirits · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let me guess, you're going to make Talley summon her own replacements from the netherworld and train them.

  3. Re:Bit-rotted code on Computer Program Fixes Old Code Faster Than Expert Engineers · · Score: 2

    Is that even a thing? How do bits rot?

  4. Re:Terrible summary on Controversial Trial of Genetically Modified Wheat Ends In Disappointment · · Score: 1

    You don't even need to RTFS, you just need to read the title. It doesn't say the experiment failed; it said it ended in disappointment -- as in, they were disappointed that they can't reduce pesticide use by producing the pheromone. Yes, the experiment successfully answered their question, but as you yourself said, it was not the answer they had hoped for.

    Terrible criticism of the summary. I would have expected better from AC than to say the summary was terrible.

  5. Re:Caveat Emptor on Amazon Overhauling Customer Reviews · · Score: 1

    I agree, those changes will make it slightly harder to game the system, except for this part:
    "...and also reviews voted up by other customers."

    Unless those "other customers" are also verified purchasers, there's your loophole. Bots and crowdsourcing can still beat the system.

  6. Re:I had no choice on PayPal Will Be Able To Robo-Text/Call Users With No Opt-out Starting July 1 · · Score: 1

    What do you mean, no choice? Whenever I get one of those popups that says they want my cell phone number "for better security", I click the "no thanks, maybe later" option.

    Of course, all that's for nothing if they can dig up phone numbers by any means necessary.

  7. Re:stable on Linux 4.0 Has a File-System Corruption Problem, RAID Users Warned · · Score: 2

    This. My first thought upon reading TFS was, how did this ever pass peer review and testing to get into the "stable" kernel? They do still perform peer review and unit testing, don't they?

  8. Re:Stability on Why Companies Should Hire Older Developers · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In addition to your good point about experience, stability is also a key factor. I have been with my company nearly 25 years. In the past five years, I've seen some amazing kids come along who could do 2-4 times the work I do (and probably at half the price)... but as soon as they've buffed up their experience points and leveled up, they're gone.

    My skillset may be largely obsolete, but I know the product inside and out from a user/business perspective, and although it takes me a bit longer to learn all this newfangled dot-net-this and agile-that, I'm willing to do whatever it takes to stay relevant and stay for the long haul.

    Now if you'll excuse me I need to get back to studying up on this new language called HTML. <flash>Hello, world!</flash>

  9. Re:"long distance" on AT&T Bills Elderly Customer $24,298.93 For Landline Dial-Up Service · · Score: 1

    And $50 a month for dialup service? I didn't know that even existed anymore, like phone booths and 3-foot antennas on cars.

  10. 130 years too late on Tesla To Announce Battery-Based Energy Storage For Homes · · Score: 4, Funny

    So Edison finally won the War of Currents and got Tesla to start using DC.

  11. Re:Won't work on 'We the People' Petition To Revoke Scientology's Tax Exempt Status · · Score: 1

    What's more, it shouldn't work. When people submit WtP petitions demanding that the federal government research this or spend more/less on that or provide some additional service or whatever, it's fairly harmless. Even if the petition somehow miraculously causes real action, it's just government spinning its wheels and spending money.

    When you start using petitions to bypass due process in the judicial system, you open the door to mob rule. Don't like someone? Start a petition to have them prosecuted. With a population the size of the US, it won't take any effort at all to round up enough participants who share your dislike of that person, or just follow the crowd, or do it for the lulz.

    I detest CoS and agree that they have abused their "religious" exemption in horrific ways. But I can't get behind any crowdsourced efforts to take them down.

    First, they came for the Scientologists...

  12. Re:Easy fix on Amazon Sues To Block Fake Reviews · · Score: 2

    Only allow reviews from people who have a logged purchase for the product, one review per purchase. That won't completely stop fake reviews ("Want to make easy money? Let us pay you to write reviews for products you buy!") but it will cut off 99.742% of them.

  13. Re:Stack Overflow? on Stack Overflow 2015 Developer Survey Reveals Coder Stats · · Score: 1

    The Burma Shave thing was funny, but the stats were really scary. I turn 52 next week!

  14. Re:horrible idea on Microsoft Closes Gap Between Windows 10 and Xbox One With "Crossplay" Plans · · Score: 1

    At least it's not as bad as I feared from the title. When I hear "crossplay", I think of Sailor Bubba.

  15. Re:What's more irritating? on One In Five Developers Now Works On IoT Projects · · Score: 1

    That sort of thing just doesn't happen in cyberspace.

  16. Re:Biased Institutions FTW on Parents Investigated For Neglect For Letting Kids Walk Home Alone · · Score: 1

    That "first errand" is pretty much how I handled parenting, without the involvement of school/police/whatever supervision. I would lurk in the background while my kids went on their quasi-independent journeys of discovery, gradually increasing the radius of their area of autonomy proportional to their age and ability.

    The other determining factor was indeed specific location. In our quiet suburb north of Houston, I didn't have a problem with my daughter playing unattended near the house for short periods. In a neighborhood in north Dallas with a MUCH higher crime rate, greater population density, and nearby high-traffic roads... we didn't even let her go to the mailbox in front of the house without a parent within arm's reach, and by then she was 8.

    A later move to Cheyenne, Wyoming gave them nearly unlimited freedom. Our son would walk a mile or two from our house to the nearest school playground by the time he was 10, and 13-year-old daughter had no problem walking a couple of miles through the middle of town to get from a friend's house to the library.

    Last time we visited Dallas, our vehicle broke down and I had to walk to a convenience store to get transmission fluid. My son - by then 15 - came with me, and with his physical training from karate and football I was glad to have him along to protect me.

  17. Re:Besides the blantant bloodshed... on In Paris, Terrorists Kill 2 More, Take At Least 7 Hostages · · Score: 1

    No, a spellchecker will help you pass your finals at Hogwart's. A spelling checker will help you catch misspellings.</pedant>

  18. Re:Just what's needed! on Connected Gun Lets Anyone Watch What Or Who You Are Shooting · · Score: 2

    You know, I'm a bit right-of-center on gun issues (which means that in most conversations I manage to piss off both my more conservative and more liberal friends, often with the same statement). I have no problem with widespread gun ownership and use of guns for personal self-defense.

    But this... holy mother of Charles Whitman, how can this not get into the wrong hands with tragic consequences? Random urban sniper sprees just got a whole lot worse.

  19. Re:It is simple on Science Cannot Prove the Existence of God · · Score: 1

    I wish I could mod you beyond the +5 you already got; you summarized the problem perfectly.

    It's called faith for a reason. Yes, I see God's work in everything from the dance of electrons (and smaller!) to the dance of galaxies, but I am quite aware that is a subjective interpretation of the same evidence that others see as obvious proof God does not exist.

    "An evil and adulterous generation asks for a sign, but no sign will be given to it except the sign of the prophet Jonah."

    I am always embarrassed when scientists who are Christians claim that this or that archaeological or biological feature proves the existence of God, or young-earth creation, or whatever. There's so much confirmation bias it's a wonder any actual science ever gets done. We would achieve more good if we stop indulging in flawed arguments and simply let folks see God in the way we behave (hint: all you need is love).

  20. Re:Kind of disappointed in him. on Neil DeGrasse Tyson Explains His Christmas Tweet · · Score: 2

    I'm a conservative [read: slightly on the conservative side of dead center, with the added bonus of holding views that piss off my friends on both sides of the aisle] evangelical Christian, and I didn't see anything at all offensive about his posts. I've forwarded a couple of them on to my Christian and non-Christian friends. Really, I think this whole thing is an attempt by both Tyson and folks who make a career out of hating him to get media attention.

  21. Re:Did he.. on White House Touts Obama's 1-Liner as 2014 Tech Highlight · · Score: 1

    That's my whole problem with the "hour of code": It's a symbolic gesture. At no point do the students ever actually write code; they just drag command blocks into place, all the while being told what to drag and where to place it. Even if they use the "View code" button, they only see the LOGO-like commands without any of the program structure around it. When my daughter was 10, she was writing graphic games of her own design in QuickBASIC. Kids are capable of so much more than this walled garden assumes.

    I wouldn't object so much if this exercise were just the introductory step ("Now that you've seen how the command blocks create actual programming instructions, let's learn about conditional branching!")

  22. Re:Is it a Node.js replacement? on MIT Unifies Web Development In Single, Speedy New Language · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hearing a disturbance, the master programmer went into the novice's cubicle.

    "Curse these personal computers!" cried the novice in anger, "To make them do anything I must use three or even four editing programs. Sometimes I get so confused that I erase entire files. This is truly intolerable!"

    The master programmer stared at the novice. "And what would you do to remedy this state of affairs?" he asked.

    The novice thought for a moment. "I will design a new editing program," he said, "a program that will replace all these others."

    Suddenly the master struck the novice on the side of his head. It was not a heavy blow, but the novice was nonetheless surprised. "What did you do that for?" exclaimed the novice.

    "I have no wish to learn another editing program," said the master.

    And suddenly the novice was enlightened.

    This lesson from The Zen of Programming is as relevant today as it was 30 years ago.

  23. Re:Someone give them a color calibration sensor on Inside China's 'Christmas Factory' Town, Yiwu · · Score: 1

    Anyway, I'm sick of returning LED strings for that obvious tint.

    #FirstWorldProblems

  24. Re:Of course there is a focus on the negative on The World Is Not Falling Apart · · Score: 1

    Overall, I understand the point of the article and I agree with it... but there's still something faintly disturbing that it is even necessary to report that there is less genocide than there used to be.

  25. Re:This is worse than mythology. on The Dominant Life Form In the Cosmos Is Probably Superintelligent Robots · · Score: 1

    Even allowing for the sake of argument the possibility that these SF authors masquerading as scientists are right, the existence of these superhuman robot overlords begs the question of what intelligent entity created them in the first place.