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  1. Unfortunately... on Growing Teeth with Stem Cell Technology · · Score: 1

    ... advancements in the treatment of AIDS have in fact led to complacency about getting the disease. No, I'm not blaming the researchers, I'm blaming the idiot kids who think AIDS is cured. But the fact remains than when you make progress on a health problem, people are inclined to think the problem is "cured".

  2. So would "Tamper Evident" be a better term on New Quantum Cryptography Speed Record · · Score: 1
    I'm still trying to grasp this whole concept, but it sounds to me like it's not so much "unbreakable" as "tamper evident". Like a shrink-wrapped bottle of pills, you *can* break into it, but once it's broken into, everybody *knows* it's broken and so doesn't use it (i.e. the pills or the channel of communication) anymore.

    Right? Wrong? Clueless?

  3. Not such a bad idea on Going Back to the Moon and Mars · · Score: 1

    Hey, NASA makes some extra pocket change by licensing their designs for toys. Why not ease the taxpayer burden a wee bit more by letting The Learning Channel or someone else do a weekly roundup series? NASA is already the publicity oriented government agency we have, I suspect a few extra cameras wouldn't be such a big deal.

  4. Probably wouldn't have been catastrophic on Going Back to the Moon and Mars · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The mission planners always kept the astronauts in walking distance back to LM. They never trusted the lives of the astronauts to the rover's robustness. The rover definitely allowed the explorers to cover more ground and get more varied samples, but it's unlikely that the astronauts would have died if the rover had gone missing.

    Of course, those were the plans. Plans and reality do have a way of disagreeing.

  5. Related story: Plato's Cave Discovered! on On the Trail to Atlantis · · Score: 1
    Scientists have discovered the cave described by Plato in his "Allegory of the Cave". Artifiacts such as chains and ash clearly show a situation in which prisoners were chained down facing a wall with a fire behind them. Guards walked back and forth between the prisoners carrying chairs, animals, etc, for the amusement and edification of the prisoners.

    Related story: scientists have discovered gigantic handprints where Atlas held up the heavens...

  6. Things may have changed a bit on 1981 Personal Computer Catalog · · Score: 1

    But bits haven't changed a bit.

  7. Musta been the matching turtleneck sweaters on Should Sun Just Fold Now? · · Score: 1
    I think the decline started when Scott McNealy and Steve Jobs held a joint press conference wearing matching tight black turtleneck sweaters. They looked like clones of Dieter from SNL.

    Sorry, I tried to Google a picture but couldn't find one.

  8. Finite consciousness this morning on Calculating A Theoretical Boundary To Computation · · Score: 1

    *blerk* Haven't had morning coffee yet. Consciousness very finite right now. *yawn*

  9. "Any large boat"? on Researchers To Climb Ararat To Seek Noah's Ark · · Score: 1

    Um, are the tops of mountains in Turkey littered with large boats?

  10. Maybe they can call the new noise .... on Towards Silent Supersonic Planes · · Score: 1

    ... the Sonic "Kapow!". Or the Sonic "Wham!". Or the Sonic "Oooh! That smarts!".

  11. Firefly on Physics Goes To Hollywood · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One of the things that impressed me about the TV show "Firefly" was that when something in space blew up it didn't go "boom".

  12. Oh good on Factory Testing of Airborne Laser Cannon Completed · · Score: 1, Funny

    I bet the neighbors are happy all those unsuccesful tests seem to be overwith.

  13. Well, if you host a dinner party to watch them... on The Lyrids Are Coming! · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... just be sure there isn't a dead seal nearby. And that you have permission to use the house you're in.

  14. Idea: Donate them to The Rescue Mission on Need A Few Post-Its Around The Office? · · Score: 1

    Why yes, as a matter of fact, we're always short post-it's here at The Roanoke Rescue Mission. A case of post-it's would come in quite handy.

  15. The one before WebCrawler? on WebCrawler Turns 10 Today · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I seem to remember that before WebCrawler there was actually a "big" search engine run by a non-profit. For the life of me I can't remember what it was, but I seem to remember one day going "Wow, this webcrawler thing is great, I'm never touching [whatever] again."

    Of course a few years later I said "Wow, this AltaVista thing is great. I'm never touching WebCrawler again." And then I went "Wow, this Google thing is great. I'm never touching AltaVista again."

  16. I can't WAIT to run this one by my boss on SimChurch · · Score: 1
    I work for The Rescue Mission of Roanoke. As a full-time employee, I'm required to attend a church. I kinda had issues with that at first... I'm most definitely a Christian, but I'm not a huge fan of organized religion... but I've come to enjoy going to Quaker Meetings.

    I think I'll bring up this online church at the next staff meeting. I'm sure the mission director, Rev. Joy, will be thrilled.

    Hmmm, y'know, The mayor of Roanoke, VA has officially declared that this May is "Rescue Mission Month". We're getting local churches to announce it to their congregations. I think I'll contact the pastor of this online church and ask him to read out the weekly readings we're asking pastors to read.

  17. Well, THAT explains why... on Mars Rock Supports Cross-Seeding Theory · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... Martians in science fiction are so darned humanoid.

  18. Re:Yup, it is better against earthquakes too. on UML Fever · · Score: 1

    The problem with those structures wasn't what they were made with but how they were designed to withstand horizontal stress (they weren't). They could have been made of anything and would have probably fallen if they weren't specifically designed to withstand an eartquake.

  19. Brick == baked mud on UML Fever · · Score: 1

    So, in a manner of speaking, the most durable buildings we have are still made of mud. But really well processed mud.

  20. Oh boy! It's like Google... on Amazon's Search Engine Goes Live · · Score: 1

    ... w/o all that annoying cleanliness!

  21. Re:Alarming Rise in World Productivity! on Mandrakelinux 10 Official Released · · Score: 1

    Ooops, shoulda credited my friend LionsPhil with with part of that writing.

  22. Alarming Rise in World Productivity! on Mandrakelinux 10 Official Released · · Score: 4, Funny
    Millions of hackers around world seen doing work. Sighs of "is it back up again?" heard in cubicles around the nation. Bizarre trend starts around 5:15pm EST, ends by 6pm.

    In small backlash, office girls around the world report increase in bad flirting by guys with dorky hair cuts.

    Meanwhile, Microsoft Super-Secret Tracking Server Explodes. "It appears that everyone opened Minesweeper at once", claims Steve Ballmer, "and all those Windows machines 'phoning home' about the application launch was just too much for our server to take."

    "We were damn lucky that Solitaire launches are sent to a different tracking server", he added.

  23. What is its density relative to H20? on Sapphire: A Liquid That Won't Get Things Wet · · Score: 1
    Knowing nothing about chemistry, I couldn't figure out from the technical notes if this stuff is heavier than or lighter than water.

    If it's heavier than water, would it be possible to immerse the processor at the bottom, and have H20 at the top of the column? The water could cool the saphire-steam, sending it back down again. In effect, the saphire would work as a heat transfer between the processor and water. The water could be inexpensively cycled through.

    OK, now show me how little I know what I'm talking about. It's OK. I claim no expertise.

  24. Feeling especially annoyed about the UI issue on Five Fundamental Problems with Open Source? · · Score: 1
    The timing on this article is especially appropripriate for me because I was just lamenting about the sloppy UI for OpenEMR, an OSS medical records system I'm getting ready to install for the free clinic here at the Roanoke Rescue Mission.

    OpenEMR is, overall, a good application with all the features we need. However, I'm dreading the inevitable deluge of support calls I'm going to get because of the sloppy UI. For example...

    Consider this screen for scheduling an appointment for a patient. The first time I went to this screen I thought I had clicked the wrong link. It just didn't seem to be about scheduling an appointment. The most prominent form is for finding a new patient... very confusing considering that I just came from a patient record where I clicked "new appointment". Then I realized that the "new appointment" form is scrunched down in the lower right corner like a bad afterthought. Even then it's confusing. The "Time" and "Duration" fields don't line up correctly. It doesn't provide a calendar with which to juxtapose the new appointment with other appointments. If you click the "first available appointment", by default it tells you that it can't find any appointments.

    OpenEMR will be much better than the dreck that they've been using down in the clinic, but it's still not good enough. Hopefully I can tweak it and submit the changes back to the development group.

  25. A geek attempts to interpret baseball on Rocket Science vs. Barry Bonds · · Score: 5, Funny
    Bonds remained on hold with 659 homers
    Oh, like that episode of the Simpsons where the hammock makes clones of Homer?

    after failing to connect for the fifth straight game
    Then get a new dial-up service!

    although he was intentionally walked
    They're taking that Petco thing too far.

    and scored in the five-run eighth inning
    Look, let's keep that kinda thing private... but scored with who?

    "I'd like to do it at home," said Bonds
    <butt-head>heh-heh heh-heh, he said "do it"</butt-head>

    got Bonds to fly out to left
    Cool! Like what the flying chair everybody thought the Segway was going to be?

    San Diego's bullpen fell apart in the eighth
    They obviously didn't engineer that structure very well.

    San Diego manager Bruce Bochy had his only lefty reliever
    Sounds like my adolescence.