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  1. Re:Equation constraints on Huge Star Quake Rocks Milky Way · · Score: 3, Funny

    What about the existance of Sinistars?

  2. Re:This isn't really a problem on Microsoft Warns of Impossible to Clean Spyware · · Score: 0

    1. Do not buy computer

    problem solved

  3. Re:I'm pissed. on Grand Theft Auto Led Teen to Kill · · Score: 0

    I don't know if Will and Grace has made me into a homosexual yet or not, but I definately pay more attention to my shoes and wardrobe now...

  4. Similarly set up? on Study Finds Windows More Secure Than Linux · · Score: 0

    "..The IIS webserver running on Windows performed flawlessly, while the exact same IIS webserver would not even run on Linux, obviously due to Linux's failures of security and interoperability..."

  5. Yep. on Server Inside a Suitcase · · Score: 5, Funny

    This will go over well with airport security.

  6. score one on College Students Turn Away From Landlines · · Score: 0

    for the credit card companies

  7. Re:Don't worry over it on NASA Says 2005 Could Be Warmest Year Recorded · · Score: 0

    Don't be so sure. If this heat trend continues it could cause a MASSIVE ENVIRONMENTAL CATASTROPHE. Thermal expansion could WARP the internal structure of your house and turn it into a DEATHTRAP overnight. It could COLLAPSE AT ANY TIME and CRUSH your family and loved-ones to DEATH, or even worse, spontaneously BURST INTO FLAMES! Would you like to buy some Hot insurance for only $19.99/month?

  8. Re:Slashdot = Rumor Mill on Nintendo With Possible Palm OS Capabilities · · Score: 0

    Dude, get with the times. The new world order runs on FUD and diet pills now, not facts and technology.

  9. "It's very dark. on The Crawlspace Tankcam · · Score: 0

    You are likely to be eaten by a grue"

  10. Re:Uh huh on Microsoft: The Faint Smell of Rot · · Score: 0

    If it bleeds, we can kill it.

  11. Re:Collapse? on Microsoft: The Faint Smell of Rot · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm not sure the shareholders would be too keen on that

  12. Re:Whew... on LokiTorrent Shut Down · · Score: 0

    The difference is control which is equivalent to power. They want to control you, because when they have control they can take your money. They don't care about art or theatre or society, they care about money and power. They don't make movies because it enriches peoples' lives, they make movies because it gets them into your pocketbook because ultimately "he who has the gold makes the rules". They want to control ALL the distribution, and since they cannot control BitTorrent, they use all the money and power they have accumulated so far (which is rather immense) to maintain their level of control. The best way to fight them is to get them out of your pocketbook. No money, no power... Sure maybe no movies with Julia Roberts either, but hey, would that be so bad??

  13. Re:suckers on Does the Octopus Hold the Key To Robot Design? · · Score: 0, Funny

    Better, more efficient Shakespeare. 1 million octopi typing on 1 million keyboards would produce the works of Shakespeare 4 times faster than those damn dirty monkeys.

  14. Re:G-Franchise on Google Donating Bandwidth and Servers to Wikipedia · · Score: 2, Funny

    Gerbils

  15. Re:Potential Redistributable Files on Copyright Infringement and Shoplifting Contrasted · · Score: 0

    Are you suggesting that we invade Home Depot and confiscate all their screwdrivers?

  16. Re:America's Army on Tecmo Sues Game Hackers Under DMCA · · Score: 0

    It's only for Opfor. Part of Bush's new strategy.

  17. Re:sed'ing on How Heraclitus would Design a Programming Language · · Score: 0

    im not sure id agree with the gui part. c++ and java work very well for embedded apps

  18. Salsa? on Cooling Down Hot Processors · · Score: 0

    Are you suggesting that I pour salsa into my computer... again?

  19. movie tickets on The Sub-$100 Laptop? · · Score: 1, Funny

    In a few years I think we will be seeing stories about the miraculous sub-$100 movie ticket

  20. Re:Phonelabs Dock-n-Talk is an universal dock on Use A Regular Phone For Cellphone Calls · · Score: 0

    At least their webserver works a lot better...

  21. Re:forking bad on Linux: Fighting the FUD of Forking · · Score: 1, Funny

    beer marinade steak, eat with fork, good

  22. Re:Creepy pictures on Computer-Edited Photos Lead To Child-Porn Locale · · Score: 0

    You've probably seen them all already at some point anyway

  23. Re:They dropped the case? on The 83-Year-Old Dead File Swapper · · Score: 0

    For all we know, the RIAA killed her

  24. not looking on Student Logs Teachers Keystrokes · · Score: 0

    He installed it when the teacher was not looking.

    Big surpise there

  25. Re:Standard MS Tactics on Inspecting MSN Search · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Don't forget Xbox