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Server Inside a Suitcase

Spleener12 writes "Andrew Larson and Derek Radke have come up with an interesting case mod concept: a fully fledged server inside of a suitcase (originally designed to hold airsoft guns,) complete with a window, neon lights, and plenty of external ports. The case is a result of a summer's worth of research, design, and construction, and they are planning on constructing a few more to sell to any interested buyers."

201 comments

  1. Yep. by PoopJuggler · · Score: 5, Funny

    This will go over well with airport security.

    1. Re:Yep. by serutan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      First thing I thought of too. But it would be great for LAN parties and sci-fi con road trips, especially if you hung a WAP off it!

    2. Re:Yep. by randomiam · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You know what alwayss strikes as completely asinine about airport security?

      They always ask me to turn on my laptop. Like a determined bomd maker couldn't put a bomb in a laptop without breaking it.

    3. Re:Yep. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention what would happen if your on a business trip and in some fashion or other scrambled your laptop (or maybe the battery is dead and the AC adapter doesn't work cuz you drove the rental car over it) In any case say your laptop doesn't turn on.....are they going to tell you "you can't fly with a broken laptop" What if your an IT guy for a multi location firm and need to take a few broken ones back to base camp with you??? Seems like typical airport security, completely nonsensical and illogical!!

    4. Re:Yep. by n6mod · · Score: 1

      Well, this was pre 9/11, but my father was going to Korea to talk to a vendor about a specialized machine, and had a mock-up with him.

      The asked him to turn it on.

      "Oh, that's just a mock-up. It doesn't work."

      "OK, go ahead."

      It was San Jose, so maybe they've seen this before, but still...

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    5. Re:Yep. by notthe9 · · Score: 1

      This will go over well with airport security.

      Made me think of this mini-itx project.

    6. Re:Yep. by Total_Wimp · · Score: 1

      are they going to tell you "you can't fly with a broken laptop

      Well, the obvious answer is to put in your checked luggage. Only problem is, they wont even let you put locks on your luggage and their "insurance" only covers whatever you check, "by the pound."

      It's the most massive screwing you can imagine. They screw you once by doing everything possible to humiliate you for having carry-ons or even outright forbid them... and then they screw you again by making the alternative likely theft, destruction or just plain losing your posestions.

      Oh well, at least there's FedEx, right? Now if only I can get that box that will let me FedEx myself...

      TW

  2. ...for shame.... by Psychotext · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Slashdot. Adverts for Nerds. Products that matter.

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    1. Re:...for shame.... by jafomatic · · Score: 1

      I have to agree here. Does this even serve a purpose?

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    2. Re:...for shame.... by rsrsharma · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not only that, but it isn't even original! You can get a PREMADE acrylic case that is in the form of a briefcase from ClearPC. Not only that, but it fits ATX motherboards. Here's the product page and a couple reviews:

      What a shame.

    3. Re:...for shame.... by (H)elix1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I have to agree here. Does this even serve a purpose?

      I think this is intended for a LAN party server. Built something like this, sans neon and the flashy stuff, in an army surplus canister. Tossed a 16-port Ethernet port on the side of the box, a cheap 640x480 LED so you could fire up the game server without dragging a monitor for it, and a padlock to make sure none of the innards happen to walk off. I'd be worried about the big sheet of plastic, as my server was built to make it survive the rough handling boxes get getting shuffled in and out of cars. Normal cases took enough damage from the banging around... That would not last long.

    4. Re:...for shame.... by roseblood · · Score: 4, Funny

      a cheap 640x480 LED


      I've got a buch of LEDs around, and they're all 1x1. Where do I get these high resolution LEDs you've got?

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    5. Re:...for shame.... by atomic_toaster · · Score: 1

      I think this is intended for a LAN party server.

      When was the last time you went to a LAN party that was being hosted at a location that didn't already have a server? That's one of the primary deciding factors when deciding where the party's going to be! I know that if I had to choose between Location A, which already had a server, and Location B, to which I'd have to drag my PC and a server of any kind, no matter how portable, I'd pick Location A.

      Following that logic, if everyone's just using whatever server is available at the LAN party's location, then nobody's going to lug the Suitcase Server anywhere. It'll end up staying in one location, at which point it becomes just another pretty case mod. And since most servers are in a basement, closet, server room, or similar location where very few people ever go, you wouldn't even get to show off the mod. You might as well save some money and go with the plain old ugly beige box.

    6. Re:...for shame.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's ironic that there's not much that's actually 'secret' about that completely clear briefcase.

    7. Re:...for shame.... by sploo22 · · Score: 1, Redundant

      a cheap 640x480 LED

      That sounds like a really cool idea. Do you know where I might be able to find one and how much they would cost? I did some googling but didn't find anywhere that sells them.

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    8. Re:...for shame.... by sploo22 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      How is this redundant? The other poster was making a joke.

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    9. Re:...for shame.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I built a briefcase PC (that was featured in an Oz magazine - Atomic issue 23) over 3 years ago.

      Next...

    10. Re:...for shame.... by ozbird · · Score: 1

      Acrylic may be clear, but it's also brittle - I'd rather protect a "server" in an aluminium case. (Perhaps that's where SAIC went wrong - servers should be locked away in 19" racks.)

    11. Re:...for shame.... by tinyterror · · Score: 1

      If you chack the site, it says the window is made out of 1/4" Lexan plastic. This is the stuff they make bullet proof glass out of. Its pretty damn near indestructable.

    12. Re:...for shame.... by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Years in pre-sales tell me there is one heck of a good use for it. Head for any customer site to set up a one-week proof of concept. Every time I've done this I've had to fight for space to set up the servers and another fight to make it half-way decent looking so we could make a good impression on the board room golfers. Setup and take down time, when engineers have to be their own roadies. Frankly, I would have killed for one.

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    13. Re:...for shame.... by (H)elix1 · · Score: 2, Informative


      >>That sounds like a really cool idea. Do you know where I might be able to find one and how much they would cost? I did some googling but didn't find anywhere that sells them.

      How is this redundant? The other poster was making a joke.


      If you are serious, I hacked up a 5" PSOne LCD (silly typo, that is what I get for posting without coffee), which was more or less readable if I ran a console in VGA resolution. Paid about $30 for it at the time, and took me the better part of the weekend to figure out how to properly solder the connection. Take a look at http://forums.bit-tech.net/showthread.php?t=62951& page=1&pp=20. All the pin outs, settings, and trouble shooting are in the thread.

    14. Re:...for shame.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      except that lexan, by itself, is rather brittle. won't even stop a .22. the bulletproof stuff is multiple laminated sheets of lexan and some sort of special epoxy sutff. by layering it they can increase the strength several hundered times over.

    15. Re:...for shame.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and let's overlook that it is NOT a server.

      wher are the dual processors? hot swap auto failover ram? hot swap failover power supplies?
      raid 5 scsi array with hot swap drives?

      this is NOT a server. it's a kiddie computer and case running server software.

      REAL servers are made from high end components that do everything possible to keep running, even if you reach in and YANK oput a memory DIMM.

      call me when we get a real server in a breifcase.

      No, INTEL does not make server class boards, they make something they claim is but is really is not.

    16. Re:...for shame.... by sploo22 · · Score: 1

      Thanks! I did find one supplier after some more searching (http://www.jenlogix.co.nz/) but they wanted about $500 for a VGA-resolution display. A little out of the price range for a hobby project, needless to say.

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  3. A Laptop Anyone? by ErebusNT · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wouldn't a laptop be a heck of lot easier to carry onto the plane?

    1. Re:A Laptop Anyone? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      Laptops usually look better than that. Well, not the 2" thick laptops maybe, but even those don't resort to lit acrylic fans (yet). To the unkowledgeable eye, it really would look like a bomb too.

  4. And... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    the primary benefit of this that makes it worthy of the cost is...?

  5. I can see it now.. by Xeo+024 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "My suitcase got slashdotted."

    1. Re:I can see it now.. by jafomatic · · Score: 1
      Maybe that's the benefit! Maybe this makes it easier to get your currently-on-fire server out of the datacenter when it becomes slashdotted.

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  6. Who cares? by CypherXero · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I can probably think of about 500 different places to hide a mini-ATX board in about an hour, so who cares? I mean, if they did something that not many people can do, that's one thing. But throwing a motherboard and components into a suitcase is nothing to get excited about. Why did this make it to the front page of slashdot?

    1. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Good point. They should be publishing more horse shit like this.

    2. Re:Who cares? by CypherXero · · Score: 1

      Good point. You don't have the balls to post as your user name. Anonymous Coward indeed.

    3. Re:Who cares? by mistermark · · Score: 1

      I agree, there are dozens of suitcase-mods out there... Only difference is that they call this a server... An AMD 2200+ on a motherboard with a VIA chipset... geez...

      Now if it was a 4-way server with SCSI-disks/ECC-memory and stuff, but no... it's some lame hardware in a very lame casemod

    4. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of us should be anonymous.

    5. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ooooooo, you tell them Cody! ;) XOXO Krissy (Your not-made-up girlfriend)

    6. Re:Who cares? by noidentity · · Score: 3, Informative

      Why did this make it to the front page of slashdot?

      Read the last linked phrase in the summary, "sell to any interested buyers." Pay money, get your advertisement shown.

    7. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ooooooo, you tell them Cody! ;) XOXO Gary (Your not-made-up manfriend)

    8. Re:Who cares? by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      I thought it looked pretty slick in the main site photo, actually. But when I viewed the "gallery" photos showing it all opened up, I was much less interested. Everything looks pretty much thrown in. Just like a real suitcase, it's much neater and more organized if you take the time to fold the clothes properly and pack everything carefully. I dunno... maybe they needed to construct some inner liner type of thing that would cover/hide some of the cabling and boxes (like the router)?

    9. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it is sunday afternoon. slow news day. stop your whining. we all just want a new cool idea to talk about while hanging out at home.

    10. Re:Who cares? by notthe9 · · Score: 1

      mini-ATX is a form factor?

  7. Airport security by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 2, Funny

    Guard1: "its a BOMB!"
    Guard2: "Lie on the ground with your hands on your head and legs apart"

    You: "but its just my computer server :("

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    1. Re:Airport security by game+kid · · Score: 2, Funny
      "Lie on the ground with your hands on your head and legs apart"

      Wow, a new sex position...the Bomb Squat, perhaps? "Yeah, sweetie, examine my belongings, oh yeah..."

      (Of course the suitcase-server could serve up the necessary *ahem*aphrodisiacs...)

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    2. Re:Airport security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just add some large, oddly shaped, rotating parts and an LED decrementing counter to the inside.

      Just like that nuke in Goldfinger. Or were those nixie tubes?

  8. Server in a suitcase by lxt · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. Take MacMini. 2. Place in Suitcase. 3. Turn on.

    1. Re:Server in a suitcase by StarfishOne · · Score: 3, Funny

      4. Use Bluetooth Keyboard + Mouse and continue typing code while sitting in your airplane seat w/ the Mac Mini in the cargo bay* 8-)

      * this requires either a good memory or a hacking the inflight-movie to display your code. :-D

    2. Re:Server in a suitcase by StarfishOne · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oops. forgot an important one

      5. Decide to buy a laptop in the tax-free shop after touching down again. ;)

    3. Re:Server in a suitcase by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4: Submit to Slashdot.

      5: ???

      6: Profit!

    4. Re:Server in a suitcase by freepath · · Score: 1

      4. Insert additional Mac Minis. 5. Turn them on. 6. Install Xgrid 7. Reboot to turn on your Computer Cluster

    5. Re:Server in a suitcase by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...*ahem*... 4) Connect via SSH or VNC or what have you to Mac Mini Cluster sitting in Cargo Bay from Powerbook. Continue Coding 5) 6) Profit!

    6. Re:Server in a suitcase by Bo'Bob'O · · Score: 1

      You forgot the Neon Lights!

    7. Re:Server in a suitcase by Anarchitect_in_oz · · Score: 1

      Seeing you want to you is as a server, no need for the GUI.
      Salling Clicker to turn your bluetooth mobile into a Terminal Window.

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  9. Looks a bit bulky by CarrionBird · · Score: 1

    It's a cool mod, but I don't see any advantage to it that you couldn't get adding a handle to a SFF PC.

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    1. Re:Looks a bit bulky by Bishop · · Score: 1

      It does have an integrated ethernet switch, and 4 harddrives. You won't be jamming those into a SFF pc.

    2. Re:Looks a bit bulky by CarrionBird · · Score: 1

      Four! I didn't look close enough.

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  10. Heat by Primal_theory · · Score: 2, Funny

    What if i had this server on my lap the moment slashdot linked to it?

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    1. Re:Heat by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      You would have to be REALLY overweight to sit it just on your knee.
      This thing looks like it would cover the knees of an entire row of people.

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    2. Re:Heat by Primal_theory · · Score: 1

      Yum, fried fat... i didn't look at the pictures, i heard suitcase, i thought creepy-looking old guy sitting in airport (gman! half life 2! omg!)

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    3. Re:Heat by Justin205 · · Score: 1

      Then you probably will never have children...

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  11. Uterly Pointless by visionsofmcskill · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Athlon 2200. nuf said

    While im normaly quite impressed by case mods and so on, this thing is little more than a very large steel suitcase with an average machine in it.

    I would have been more impressed were it a dual xeon with yada yada yada.... but this thing is hardly anythinbg to gawk at... or care for.

    Hell my laptop is a development server... surely it coudltn stand a slashdotting, but neither could this pathetic mod.

    Bottom line, Grab any off the shelf 1U rackmount server (HP,DELL, IBM, VISIONMAN, etc) ... attach a handle.... and youve got the same thing, but probably at half the cost and better hardware.

    dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb.

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    1. Re:Uterly Pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll await your follow up to this... "Puppies... are they really that cute?"

    2. Re:Uterly Pointless by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I doubt that any of the 1U servers have a built-in network switch, it looks like a 16 port switch there.

      Not all servers need a fast CPU. File servers serving a 100Mbps connection can get away with a slot-A Athlon or a PIII. Database servers are a different matter, but it depends on how intense the work is, and how fast of a network connection it has.

    3. Re:Uterly Pointless by unlinear · · Score: 1

      They mention that that the machine alltogether cost about 300 dollars. Show me where i can find a 1U rackmount for 150 dollars and I'll gladly order a few of those for my own personal use.

      rtfa?

    4. Re:Uterly Pointless by mOoZik · · Score: 2, Informative

      Maybe you should RTFA:

      "When all the dust had settled, it came to about 300 dollars for just the case, racks, window, lighting, and other misc stuff. That also includes parts we purchased and didn't end up using. Time and labor were the main costs."

      Nothing about computer components. Motherboard, CPU, hard drives, power supplies, so on and so forth.

    5. Re:Uterly Pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      http://configure.us.dell.com/dellstore/config.aspx ?c=us&cs=04&kc=6W300&l=en&oc=pe750sapp&s=bsd

      1U rack mount server from Dell = 549$ 512 mb Ram Celeron 2.4 3yrs onsite labor and parts.

      "300 dollars for just the case, racks, window, lighting, and other misc stuff. That also includes parts we purchased and didn't end up using. Time and labor were the main costs." ..... So when you figure their hardware costs (motherboard, RAM, processor, harddrives, etc....) chances are youll be spending a fair amount more than 549$.

      Dell switches their double memory rpomo with their free processor upgrade every two weeks or so.... two weeks from now youll be able to get this server with 256mb ram and a PIV 2.8ghz for 549$.

      A very hard price to beat
      not to mention the warrenty, and its less space consuming... etc

    6. Re:Uterly Pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about a 2U dual PIII for $200
      http://www.pcsurplusonline.com/viewprod.cfm? ID=583 7

    7. Re:Uterly Pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      check out BSIcomputer.com, those are real luggables. dual xenon? no problem!

    8. Re:Uterly Pointless by tinyterror · · Score: 1

      If you read the article, you will see that they are built to spec. Maybe he just had a spare motherboard and chip sitting around? I wouldn't go and put an expensive machine in a prototype case with custom wiring.

    9. Re:Uterly Pointless by dbIII · · Score: 1
      Grab any off the shelf 1U rackmount server (HP,DELL, IBM, VISIONMAN, etc) ... attach a handle
      It's hard to get that on a plane - or a standard desktop/tower shape either. Incedible red tape problems associated with lost paperwork on a tower form factor machine in a crate make me seriously consider a tadpole bullfrog dual sparc laptop for the next trip - even a couple of those would have been cheaper than the deposit with customs. In the end, a P4 laptop was adequate, and a cluster of laptops was considered.
  12. Clearly Bush's Fault! by Rollie+Hawk · · Score: 5, Funny

    If it weren't for Bush outsourcing all the IT jobs, nobody would NEED a server in their travel bag!

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    1. Re:Clearly Bush's Fault! by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      Outsourcing was well underway long before Bush took office. The company I was working for in 1999 was already outsourcing software to Romania and hardware to India. Before that, the large multinational my dad was working for outsourced an entire product development project to Bangalore in 1993. The only thing that has brought outsourcing to the forefront is Clinton's insane recession during which many jobs were outsourced to reduce costs so that companies wouldn't go out of business, and could therefore still exist today to employ American workers. Had Clinton and his appointees at the SEC and Justice hadn't turned a blind eye to all of the corruption that was going on at the likes of Enron and MCI, the bubble would not have happened and outsourcing would not have picked up pace like it did.

    2. Re:Clearly Bush's Fault! by MrGHemp · · Score: 1

      Reading the other replies to this coment has me thinking...

      Hello McFly... it's a joke

      Clearly, Bush doesn't want jobs outsourced... but he's not going to force companies to only purchase from other American compainies, free market forces... yada yada yada... it's so funny that people actually believe Bush is out to ruin their lives... no seriously, there is a sizable group of people who think he wants to destroy the economic might of the US, because somehow that will sell more oil or otherwise make rich people richer.

  13. Yes, but... by SECProto · · Score: 1, Interesting

    A laptop isn't a server. Imagine, you take on a suitcase, and your 5 friends hook their laptops up to your suitcase for some quick LAN gaming on the plane!

    1. Re:Yes, but... by greenmars · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've been using laptops as onsite servers at conventions for ten years.

    2. Re:Yes, but... by jacksonj04 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I have a Windows Server 2003 laptop I use to irritate the network at school (i.e. make it think it's a domain controller and override all my security settings)

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    3. Re:Yes, but... by Basje · · Score: 1

      Depends on your needs of course. But laptops can function quite well as servers.

      I mean, it consumes little power and had UPS built in. It wouldn't be a swell choice to serve an enterprise, but a lan party, or even as a home webserver/fileserver it works fine. Any laptop can saturate the usual adsl line just fine.

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    4. Re:Yes, but... by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      And when your laptop has over twice the CPU and memory as your desktop, running dedicated servers on it makes the games play MUCH better...

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  14. Um.. by JayJayEm · · Score: 1

    Why not mount the switches so they are flush with the edge of the case rather than having that unslighly mess of millions of cables?

    1. Re:Um.. by v1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      and what's the point of placing the computer in a fairly well-protected case and then have KNOBS sticking out the end of the case? Those won't survive even a week's real-world use before getting snapped off. You don't put fragile bits sticking out the ends of a carrying case.

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  15. Bah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone that uses crap network gear like SMC cannot be taken seriously.

  16. Not as impressive as a Cluster in a box: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:Not as impressive as a Cluster in a box: by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

      I used to laugh at all those people that put lights inside their cases. Then I started watching Stargate. I quickly noticed that the Goa'uld, the Ancients, and pretty much every other technologically advanced race that SG-1 encounters also like to light up the insides of their equipment bays for no apparent reason. So maybe I'm just being a spoilsport.

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    2. Re:Not as impressive as a Cluster in a box: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The lights inside are so that you can find your severed finger after the razor-sharp case edge chops it off for you. I know I'm not the only one to have noticed that computers run better once they been sprinkled with some involuntarily-donated technically-trained blood.

  17. nyud.net by GrAfFiT · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did you notice that all pictures are linked through the nyud.net mirrors system ?
    Someone told him that he was going to be slashdotted. That's not fair ! He was supposed to be melting by now !

    1. Re:nyud.net by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the admin reads slash :)
      Thinking ahead and trying to keep a server running are commendable.

      This is the first time I think I have seen coral work flawlessly. Usually I have problems with routing (I am port 80 only most of the time), or the site is simply too far gone for coral to grab a live cache.

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    2. Re:nyud.net by MrWizzle · · Score: 1

      Coral cache is the best thing ever. It's official.

    3. Re:nyud.net by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've talked to the admin, who's kind of obsessive about worst-case scenarios. He had Coral Cache set up long ago, just in case, and he says it worked almost flawlessly. He just had to sit and watch the mirrors kick in.

      First time I'd heard of Coral Cache.

  18. I told the Server there was a mouse in my pocket.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    an got rebooted out of the place.

  19. Smelly slippers? by Lispy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Come on. If you are taking the time to build a server inside a suitcase and post the story on slashdot please take that extra second to remove any smelly slippers and crumbled brown paperbags out of the way before you take a picture.

    Thank you.

    1. Re:Smelly slippers? by burns210 · · Score: 1
      RTFA. And I quote from the frontpage of the linked-to site:

      SOMEONE POSTED THIS TO SLASHDOT WITHOUT MY APPROVAL. IT IS AN UNFINISHED SITE....

      [this site] ...WAS THROWN TOGETHER IN 5 MINUTES AS A DEMO. Please be respectful.

  20. Re:Agreed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is This a retoric question? ;-)

  21. Oh boy by BrK · · Score: 1

    Yet another pointless case-mod story. And it's not even that well executed. The stupid clear window will get all scratched and fugly looking if it actually does any real travel, and those knobs, ports, etc on the end are sure to be broken in short order.

    A decent laptop plus smallish Etherhub or two is more useful (consider that a laptop has an LCD screen and can run of it's own batterY), probably 1/2 the cost, and 2x more portable.

    These fools actually thing someone is going to PAY them to duplicate this horrid experiment?

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  22. So? by jamesbuko · · Score: 0

    Who cares?

  23. Did this 2 years ago. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Blah, in college 2 years ago I made my old briefcase (about 1/3 of the size he made) into a server. Window, power port, ethernet port. Graphics card was left out (who needs one for a server?)
    Should have slashdotted it =P

  24. This is trash by ngc.for.life · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Ok let's make a little quiz.
    What are servers for?
    Your right! They run services for other pcs.

    What use is a server with no other pcs around?
    Right again! None at all.

    Who will carry around 3+ pcs plus one suitcase-server?
    Wow your awesome, right a third time.
    Noone will.

    This is a waste of time and money.

    It's like putting a server into a refrigerator.
    Makes no sense too.But has no heat-problems.

    Let's forget this crap and go on to something more important.

    1. Re:This is trash by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Makes setting up adhoc computer systems simple.
      Just because 99% of the market works with standalone equipment doesn't mean everybody has to, I'm quite convinced there is a market for mobile servers, and why should they be ugly boxes?


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      We have another 64 contestents hoping to make it through to the next round.

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    2. Re:This is trash by Pwned · · Score: 2, Funny

      "It's like putting a server into a refrigerator. Makes no sense too.But has no heat-problems." Dude. You are so far from being in the light. A server in a fridge. Snacks?=Beer?=Server? That means, when some little kid breaks the print server, you can actually get excited about going to go fix it.

    3. Re:This is trash by ngc.for.life · · Score: 1

      How about first go to your fridge, afterwards to repair yur server.
      Or other way round, as you prefer.
      That way you have more space to store snacks and beer in your fridge.

    4. Re:This is trash by ngc.for.life · · Score: 1

      Just because, blinking lights and windows and sprayed pictures and the more on are for kids.

      A server has per definition other priorities.
      This is a piece of tech to work with. Not a playground for stylingfreaks.

  25. Better still by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    0. Place PC in MacMini

  26. Interesting, but not a new idea. by RoadWarriorX · · Score: 4, Interesting

    About four years ago, I met a gentlemen and his son while attending an InstallFest at Cleveland Linux Users Group meeting. He was carrying an old aluminum case similar to the pictures. It did not have the fancy neon, but it was similar in concept. It strictly has a Linux on it (I think it was Slackware, IIRC)

    Anyway, this person and his son built it because the child frequently visited his grandmother who did not have a computer. So this child would bring the case along with him and have access to a computer.

    I thought it was unusual, but very practical and self-contained. The parts were commodity parts that you can find in any catalog and were inexpensive. Last I heard, the man was planning to have a LCD panel integrated in it. Unfortunately, I lost contact when I decided to move. I wish I could show him this.

    1. Re:Interesting, but not a new idea. by rootofevil · · Score: 5, Funny

      i hear they make those now, its a new fangled device called a laptop.

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    2. Re:Interesting, but not a new idea. by mikael · · Score: 1

      For an extremely short period of time, luggable computers were popular, especially the Osborne

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  27. Look and Feel by IonPanel · · Score: 1

    It's a shame that although the design of the suitcase makes it pleasing to the eye, the website (Which I imagine did not take a year to design and construct) does not have a similar effect. If they want to sell these things, I'd imagine a new slashdot proof server and nice website is in order :)

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  28. Pictures here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    http://sciesnet.net/pics/001.jpg
    babblings
    http: //sciesnet.net/pics/002.jpg
    blablabla
    http://sci esnet.net/pics/003.jpg
    compression filter
    http://sciesnet.net/pics/004.jpg
    less repetition
    http://sciesnet.net/pics/005.jpg
    post ercomment, blabla
    http://sciesnet.net/pics/006.jpg

    http://sciesnet.net/pics/007.jpg

  29. Blepp's Briefcase by sconeu · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Their first sale was to SCOX's Blepp, and that's the magic briefcase where he has all the evidence!

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  30. I did something similar. by gimpboy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I wanted a fileserver that was portable. I also wanted a backup. So I got two mini itx motherboards, a couple aluminium cd carring cases a few hard drives and I'm pretty happy with the result. I just add a new disk when the current one gets full and I rsync them nightly. I think I'll be able to get 8 disks in each eventually. That's 7 data and 1 for the operating system, my personal data, debian mirror, etc.

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    -- john
    1. Re:I did something similar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next time get dresssed before you take pictures of shiney metal objects. :)

  31. Site Already Slow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here is Coral link

  32. Wow, good job being negative, it makes you cool! by jeremyboxdotcom · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I like how a lot of you guys are being assholes about this. Maybe you don't realize that they are college students. How is a college student going to afford 8 way opterion innards for their guncase server? Seriously I think the whole point is that it was a relatively new case mod idea, because seriously, no matter how many times mr Larson and I have had this discussion, putting lights inside your computer does *not* make it faster. It's eye candy, plain and simple. Give these guys a break, I mean in real life I hate Larson, but sheesh.

  33. why? by superatrain · · Score: 0

    Ive seen more powerfull noname laptops!!! cost ~$1100 CAN ,you get 3.2Ghz, 512Mb, 60Gb harddrive... Whats the point of something bit and heavy, with no screen, cant power itself, and has a slow cpu! Laptop > Suitcase PC. (both would burn your lap if they were slashdoted though ;) )

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  34. may have been interesting five years ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    putting a server into an easily transported suitcase may have been interesting five years ago perhaps for use in trade shows as demo servers in booths or other instances where you may want a powerful computer to travel around with you.

    Now it's not particularly useful - the average high end laptop can certainly perform this role as required and it is easily transported. I've even set up a laptop as a mobile tradeshow server complete with DHCP, dns server, email server, java app server and database. Probably not so impressive a feat for the average Slashdot reader but one that did not need a powerful suitcase server.

    Also, if you want a nice transportable rugged server why not use a Pelican case. Water tight and virtually indestructable I'd be a little more impressed at such a thing.

  35. Neon lights.... window....? by Jozone · · Score: 2, Funny

    A server with neon lights and a window? Id like to see a datacenter that would use this... Disco Datacenter?

    1. Re:Neon lights.... window....? by yack0 · · Score: 3, Funny

      "No you idiot, we said CISCO! CISCO! Now get rid of that fscking mirrored ball! " :)

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  36. Laptops as servers by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    It depends on your laptop's stats, and what OS you are running..

    Would I run a business on one? Of course not..

    Would I use it for 'parties' and emergency use at a client site.. sure..

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    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
  37. Server in an ammo case by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    That sort of mod would also go over well at the airport..

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    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
  38. Powerbook by NardofDoom · · Score: 1

    I have Apache, PHP and MySQL installed on my Powerbook. If I put it in my suitcase with a neon light, do I get a Slashdot story, too?

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    You have two hands and one brain, so always code twice as much as you think!
    1. Re:Powerbook by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      Does your powerbook have 1040gb of HD space? 8-channel RAID card? What about 20 ethernet ports? Or upgradable processor and graphics card? If the answer is yes to all of these questions, then you could get a story, yes.

  39. WAY old news... by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 1

    I use luggable PC's over 10 years ago. (IBM PS/2 Model 80, I think) Talk about a royal pain in the ass lugging it through airports. Great excercise but a nightmare to get through security. I can only imagine what it'd be like these days.

  40. For the Business People here by reassor · · Score: 1
    Now you could carry a nice suit-case with you for your Meetings.Your Boss will be impressed.

    Slashdot-News for Managers around the Globe.

  41. Airsoft my butt. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Originally designed to hold airsoft guns"

    Here in the USA, it was originally designed to hold real guns.

  42. Hello, Manny, my friend. by CyberSp00k · · Score: 1

    Would that be Mike and the Idiot Child we see in 2005_01-file_servers-6232.jpg? TANSTAAFL!

    --
    Spiritus ex Machina
    "The universe is not only stranger than we imagine, it's stranger than we CAN imagine."
    1. Re:Hello, Manny, my friend. by gimpboy · · Score: 1

      Indeed it would be. I'm a fan of Heinlein --- 'There's no such thing as a free lunch' is engraved on the back of my ipod ;).

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      -- john
  43. bad business model by magarity · · Score: 1

    We are looking at an initial run of only 2 cases.

    What the heck kind of business model is this? True, they're getting panned in 99% of the comments here, but isn't it a better idea to say "we are looking at an initial run of however many orders we get in the next three weeks" or similar? Talk about slack; it's obvious they're college students whose lives are being subsidized.

    1. Re:bad business model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're the greatest. no. really. you're the best!

  44. I guess I'll say it... by racecarj · · Score: 1

    Ahem: "Wouldn't a beowolf cluster of these things be awesome." Thank you.

    1. Re:I guess I'll say it... by Justin205 · · Score: 1

      Do you really want to try taking that on a plane?

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      "Your effort to remain what you are is what limits you."
  45. They could combine it with a suitcase nuke, and have a either self powered server or a radiologicaql smart bomb.

    Can watch when they try to get it past the X-ray machines at the airport? :)

  46. The pictures are down by Quattro+Vezina · · Score: 1

    Looks like the server was running on the suitcase after all.

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  47. GAH by Quattro+Vezina · · Score: 4, Funny

    Am I the only one sick of all these whiners who complain about the articles on Slashdot?

    If you don't like the articles, don't read Slashdot, dammit.

    You people think you're being cool by complaining about /. on /., but you just come off as crybabies.

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    I support the Center for Consumer Freedom
    1. Re:GAH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Am I the only one sick of all these whiners who complain about the POSTS on Slashdot?

      If you don't like the POSTS, don't CLICK READ COMMENTS, dammit.

      You people think you're being cool by complaining about /.ERS on /., but you just come off as crybabies

    2. Re:GAH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Am I the only one sick of all these whiners about whiners, who complain about criticism of the quality of Slashdot? If you don't like FEEDBACK, go live in an open loop world. Calling people "crybabies" while doing the same thing is definately "cool"

    3. Re:GAH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha. someones awfully upset over the parents comment.
      IT'S A JOKE, LAUGH.

    4. Re:GAH by stor · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one sick of all these whiners who complain about the articles on Slashdot?

      *Whiny voice* Shut Uuuuuuup!!!

      Cheers
      Stor

      --
      "Yeah well there's a lot of stuff that should be, but isn't"
    5. Re:GAH by Mard · · Score: 1

      For those trying to understand the +5 Funny mod:

      It's ironic because he's complaining about /. on /.

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      DRM = Digitally Restricted Media. This is a viral sig, pass it on.
    6. Re:GAH by rgravina · · Score: 1

      On the contrary, I think it's totally fine to complain about the quality of articles on Slashdot! Without this feedback, how will Slashdot realise that more and more of their articles are sub-par? For all we know, this could be a plug for the case manufacturer! I find there are some fantastic and interesting articles (I liked the recent one about the Global Consciousness Project) and others that are just totally useless - for example this one, since there are far better case modifcations out there such as the ones you can see on http://mini-itx.com/. Also, is it really nessecary to post news for things such as a new book on a particular programming language (e.g. Python (or any other language) programmers are probably aware when a new, and good, Python book gets published. Non-Python programmers won't care. To be quite honest, if the quality of articles continue to be inconsistent, or generally decline, then yes I probably won't bother reading Slashdot. If enough readers do this then yes it will be a problem for Slashdot. And I'm definitely not saying this to be cool!

  48. It's funny.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone pops a little chub when a guy builds a case out of some animu doll (or george foreman grill for that matter) but everyone complains when a guy puts a server in a suitcase...

  49. Briefcase by SelectionShort · · Score: 1

    I made a File Server in a Briefcase but its no where near as cool as that. And they actually put a lot of effort into that. Mine was just kinda dremeling out port hotes... Its cool though. Runs Fedora. Willy

  50. I can imagine... by FusionDragon2099 · · Score: 0

    ...how handy one of these suckers will be at a LAN party. Computer in one suitcase, server in the other.

  51. WTF? by sql*kitten · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Server" and "neon lights" are mutually exclusive.

    1. Re:WTF? by mixmasta · · Score: 1

      havent you seen the origin? or various cray's over the years? They look great in neon. ;)

      http://www.sgi.com/products/servers/origin/3000/ ov erview.html

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  52. Reminds me of the Dell Commercial by reassor · · Score: 1

    This,where they show a very huge suitcase and somebody says,this is the laptop...

  53. Why not a XXXL laptop? by swb · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That thing kind of reminds me of the old Sniffer cases that in turn reminded me of the old Kaypros; kind of a suitcase-sized (as opposed to this thing's briefcase sized) PC.

    I'm surprised no one has made an actual oversized laptop out of one, including the LCD display and some real hardware expansion capability.

    Done right, you'd have a great on-site server for testing or crash repairs. You need something sized right to match a real server.

  54. Good security measures by AutopsyReport · · Score: 1

    God forbid thieves be able to see what's inside the briefcase before making the grab!

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    For he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.

  55. Fully Fledged??? by allism · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fully fledged? WTF? So is this server capable of independent flight or is it covered with feathers?

    1. Re:Fully Fledged??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, you see, with all those fans in that light case, it hovers when you power it on.

  56. Not the server.. but coral by glassesmonkey · · Score: 1

    Ironic in that Coral Cache is down, but remove the .nyud.net part and the images work. Coral shows it's uselessness now.

  57. The term for that is "lunchbox case" by Myself · · Score: 1

    and they're commonly available. You should be able to find plenty of links with a quick Google.

    The trick with most of them is getting video to the built-in LCD. I'm still not clear on how that's done. Some of the old cases included an ISA video card that was built specifically for the LCD, and you'd just pop it into whatever motherboard you ended up mounting in the case.

    I've also seen some really classy portable CPCI cases, with vertical slots, integrated LCD/keyboard, and everything you'd expect from an industrial CPCI case.

  58. The trouble with refrigerators.. by Myself · · Score: 1

    ...is that they only move a few watts of heat at once. They'll get you down to a nice chilly temperature, but if you put a big machine in there, it'll exceed the compressor's ability to move heat.

    Try it, empty your fridge, put a hairdryer in there, plug 'em both in, and come back in an hour. See who's winning!

  59. Nope. by game+kid · · Score: 1

    After all, it can be filtered by topic with the Sections links. (If you learned anything with the previous sentence you must be new here. Side note: funniest submission ever.)

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    You can hold down the "B" button for continuous firing.
  60. Also cluster in a suitcase by Door-opening+Fascist · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My boss has a friend who has done tours around the country to high schoool and college CS classes, demoing parallel computation techniques.

    He found it difficult to count on suitable computer resources, so he put four small ATX motherboards in a suitcase with power supplies, hard drives, and a four port switch. He just powers everything up when he gets to his destination and he's good to go. TSA apparently gives him weird looks but not much more.

  61. Louder than a speeding bullet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are atleast 8 fans in this thing - One of which is a stock heatsink & fan.
    I'll bet this thing sounds like a NASA launch site when it's running.

  62. Not on swedish airports.. by Tjoppen · · Score: 1

    When I went home christmas last year I brought a broken PSU to get replace. Anyway, I put it in my bag which counted as hand luggage.
    What I hadn't thought of was that it'd have to go through security, and a mysterious box with cables coming out of it should alert the security at least a little. But guess what - not a word.
    So the next time you want to bomb a plane, put the bomb inside an ATX PSU, and you get past security no prob!

    So a suitcase computer shouldn't cause much problem around here...

  63. What is Airsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want to learn more about what airsoft is you can check out 2 great movies at http://www.lostspoon.com/

    Pretty cool indoors CQB.

  64. Useless story, please delete. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sage for unoriginality (or mod down in other words)

    Mini-itx.com has already featured a mod like this.

    Nothing to see here. keep moving on.

  65. How to install Debian on Server Inside a Suitcase by spoonyfork · · Score: 1

    Where's the how to on how to install Debian on this thing?

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  66. Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because putting something in a 1U case makes it withstand a slashdotting better...

    Actually, a 2200MHz CPU may be a lot more than what's needed (especially if it's mostly static, uses proper caching and all). The main thing is definately bandwidth here, and no case or cpu will give you that.

  67. Nothing New Really by TekMonkey · · Score: 1

    Modders have been doing this kind of thing for years. In fact, several PC's have been made inside of suitcases exactly like that one. I suppose putting a server in it is a new idea, but I still don't think it's slashdot worthy...

  68. Information on airsoft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rather offtopic but as good a place to give airsoft some PR as any. Very fun sport in many ways comparable to paintball but suffers from a lot of myths and misinformation.

    Here is the famous newbie guide by DumboRat.

  69. suitcase by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yawn

    why?

    thank you. this brilliant analysis will only cost you $99 to save hundreds if not thousands in man hours next time.

  70. Or, you could do this right. by n6mod · · Score: 1

    In a case with about the same footprint (though much more depth) I routinely carry 3 Shuttles and all the associated cabling.

    I built the kit for trade shows almost two years ago, but we've used it a lot for conference room demos, as well. The Shuttles are quiet enough to have all three running on the conference room table. Server, network emulator and client, which I just hook up to the projector in the conf. room.

    This kit's been to Europe twice and on countless domestic trips as checked baggage, and I've had zero problems with the hardware.

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  71. waste of time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    having a good looking but fairly non functional suitcase is a waste. I would much rather have a server in a pelican case, which would be easily done if I just wanted to go out and make it happen, why is this front page material? Also, if one wanted a really worthwhile suitcase type server, they could get one of the rugged portable dual xenon server luggables from a place like BSI computers.

    -C-

  72. 8255 and PicoJava - Old Technology? by NoticeOfMeowery · · Score: 1

    The article states that this server runs on an 8255 using PicoJava. I thought that sort of technology went the way of the dinosaur. I wonder what the reason was for selecting it.

  73. Interesting server housing by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of the time I turned up on a MOD (Ministry of Defence) base in the UK to upgrade a server. After the rigorous security I was escorted to the office block and shown in to an office.

    "The server's in the corner over there", I was told, together with some vague hand pointing. Walking in the general direction indicated, I couldn't see anything remotely PC-like. "Er, where exactly?" I said. "Oh, hang on...", came the reply. The filing cabinet in the corner had a padlock removed and the bottom drawer was pulled out. There in the drawer was a Toshiba T3200 (386-20 with orange plasma screen - remember those!?), running Netware 386 3.0.

    Not exactly a case mod, but the most unusual housing for a server I've ever come across!

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  74. from the site: by seann · · Score: 0, Troll

    "someone posted this to slashdot without my approval. it is an unfinished site. please check back later for the finished version."

    Fuck you, it's on the internet, thats our approval.

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    1. Re:from the site: by tinyterror · · Score: 1

      When is your 11th birthday? It's comming up right? Horray for the big birthday boy!

    2. Re:from the site: by seann · · Score: 1

      You want me to be a little boy? You perv. Go back to your NAMBLA meetings you pig.

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      I'm a big retard who forgot to log out of Slashdot on Mike's computer! LOOK AT ME.
  75. This is not new...? by Snailmail · · Score: 1

    What is the heck is this about? I have seen at least half a dozen computers in the same category on different LAN-Parties here in Norway. OK, so maby not all of them had as much work put into them as this, and as far as I can remember there was no silver coloured alumina, but the consept of computers in suitcases or whatever is -old- I really dont see why this was /.-ed.

  76. this is not news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Big deal.
    You can have a server on a ring and wear it on your finger.

    What does it serve? Http?
    What does that mean, a server in a suitcase?

    I could put my notebook computer in a suitcase and there it is, a server in a suitcase.

    This is not news.

  77. Server inside a suitcase? by bonch · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Ha, I can probably fit four Mac minis in my suitcase. Four UNIX servers! Will that get me a front page advertisement on Slashdot, too?

    1. Re:Server inside a suitcase? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could someone inform me of how the HELL this is off-topic?! The article is talking about computers in suitcases, how is this any different? Someone, please help this guy out.

    2. Re:Server inside a suitcase? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's fucking offtopic. Deal with it bonch, you fucking karma whoring troll you.

  78. Yes, im a coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I gotta say, i think it's a very beautiful looking mod. This thing would be great for a LAN party just to show off or something...

    It's not original, but what mod is? Chances are, if you can think of it, about 1200 other people have too. Frankly, im sick of people mounting ATX cases their old school nintendos.

    It's not the concept that really appeals to me here. I just like the way it looks, it's a very professional looking job from the few pictures i saw on the site. Everything looks very clean, very functional.

    And apparently, Airflow isn't much of a problem with this, those of you who, like me, are running on Fragbox-type systems can appreciate a good LAN gaming system that's both portable and is able to take the heat thrown out by our hardware.

    Yes, the designers could definitely throw in better hardware into this thing, But ya know what, For designing a mod like this, and im guessing that this was one of their first, you spend a lot of money on just time and materials used learning the different techniques.

    Great job to the two of you that built this, It truly is a piece of Art.

  79. 95 lbs by HBI · · Score: 1

    That's about how much a PS/2 Model 80 weighed. Solid steel case.

    You were lugging this through an airport? Last time I picked one up I had to sleep on the floor for several days to straighten out my back.

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    1. Re:95 lbs by HBI · · Score: 1

      Sorry, that was a PS/2 Model 95 that I wrenched my back on. That weighed a lot more than the 52 lbs that a model 80 did.

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    2. Re:95 lbs by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 1

      As I said, "I think". So I was wrong. It was the model 70, which was unofficially known as the PS/2 "luggable".

  80. ya but... by torrents · · Score: 1

    i heard of these things called laptops; they fit in smaller cases and they won't make you look like a fool...

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    Get your torrents...
  81. PC Bag by submain · · Score: 1

    Another way to carry the PC: http://loja.clubedohardware.com.br/detalhes.php?id =38 (in portuguese)

  82. Re:Cheese with that whine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because every single sales site on the Internet should be built for thousands of people at once.

    He wasn't ready for this and is a little upset to wake up on a Sunday morning having to piece everything back together.

    It's fun to be so cool though, isn't it?

  83. Re:Cheese with that whine by Bluetrust25 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In case you find this above poster's actions to be obnoxious and completely out of line, be sure not to visit him at home and tell him:

    Understudy
    Domain Name: UNDERSTUDY.NET

    Registrant:
    Mr Brendhan Horne
    5331 Ruth Dr.
    West Palm Beach
    FL
    33415
    US

    Stings a little to have your privacy violated in front of tens of thousands, doesn't it?

  84. Re:Cheese with that whine by tinyterror · · Score: 1

    Understudy, I am impressed with your ability to act like an absolute troll. Suitcaseservers.com is being mirrored by nyud.net otherwise it would be down. In all of your infinite wisdom, you failed to notice this before making your gold plated post. I fail to see what your problem is. Does posting his personal info make your dick bigger? This is obviously some college kid who built something he thought was cool and wanted to show it off. Cut him some slack. So yeah its been done before. Why don't you take your bitching to the /. admins. They are the ones who posted it on the frontpage anyway.

    Anyway, while we are still playing the "post the personal info" game, I though I would have a try.

    (~)> whois understudy.net
    BW whois 3.4 by Bill Weinman (http://whois.bw.org/)
    Copyright 1999-2003 William E. Weinman
    Request: understudy.net
    whois server for *.net is whois.crsnic.net ...
    connected to whois.crsnic.net [198.41.3.54:43] ...
    connected to whois.easyspace.com [198.104.159.66:43] ...
    Registrant:
    Mr Brendhan Horne
    5331 Ruth Dr.
    West Palm Beach
    FL
    33415
    US

    Domain Name: UNDERSTUDY.NET

    Administrative Contact, Billing Contact, Technical Contact, Agent:
    "Mr 34SP.com Hostmaster"
    Phone: +44 906 216 1940
    Fax:

    Record last updated on 2004-04-03.
    Record expires on 2006-04-10.
    Record created on 2002-04-10.

    Domain servers in listed order:

    NS.34SP.COM 212.187.158.3
    NS2.34SP.COM 212.100.224.247

    Have a nice day :)

  85. Re:Cheese with that whine by tinyterror · · Score: 1

    Its good to see someone finds this kind of activity offensive.

  86. While I appreciate the compliment... by gimpboy · · Score: 1

    ...that is my arm.

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  87. Re:Cheese with that whine by Understudy · · Score: 1

    First off I know very well that my info is out there. If I wanted it hidden I would do so. So posting my info doesn't bother me. The gentleman had a public website then bitches about people linking to it. If you don't want it out there don't make it public. I think it is great that they are being mirrored by nyud.net. I hope that helps his site stay up. Just don't sit there and whine about having a public page and having it get linked to. Which is what he did. He wants to whine about the five minutes he threw the page together in and then make sure that permission is asked before linking to it. No it doesn't make my dick feel bigger it doesn't need to. Don't put pages that aren't ready and don't complaign about pages you make avaliable to the public. So everyone may see this as a troll. It is not. It never fails to amaze me at how people make things public and then complaign when others look at them.

  88. Re:Cheese with that whine by tinyterror · · Score: 1

    I don't think he was complaining at all. The site states that it was a temporary page that got linked to before it was ready. If he was complaining, the site would be down with a rant in its place. The only whining here is in the parent post. Show a little respect for people who are trying the best they can. Not everyone is capable of building a professionally designed webpage. Unfortunately, everyone seems to be capable of writing bitcy slashdot posts.

  89. Re:Cheese with that whine by Understudy · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, everyone seems to be capable of writing bitcy slashdot posts.

    :) I like that. That was good.

    However, it doesn't change that the guy complaigned. He mentioned linking to his site without permission. wahh.

    The page that is linked is his index.html page. Again this wasn't some hidden backdoor not linked page. It was his front page.

    Also the site was registered on Jan 30th of this year. Assuming he didn't create the web page the day he registered it he still had ablity to spend more than 5 minutes on it. And if linking to it was such a problem he could have taken it down and left it blank or put up something saying that the server was being slammed and would resume once normal traffic levels had returned. I don't expect everyone to agree with me. I knew the post would not make everyone happy, and I knew it would cause a backlash. Maybe however someone will look at it and say maybe before I make this public I will think twice. Making things public isn't a bad thing. It just is requires a bit of thinking and if you don't think it is ready for the public, don't make it so.

  90. This has been done. by drdink · · Score: 1

    This is nothing new. Sean Horan did this in 2001 at Def Con. See the article here. Search for "suitcase" or "Horan."

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  91. Garbage by alexburke · · Score: 1

    http://sciesnet.net.nyud.net:8090/pics/006.jpg

    The desktop-type hard drives don't even appear to be shock-mounted. For this reason alone, I would stay well away from this...

  92. Re:Cheese with that whine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear Underwearstudy,

    A quick comment about your website:
    http://www.understudy.net/

    The Big Blue Eyeball on the beginning of your webpage that users click on to proceed, is wrong color. It is blatently obvious you like to have your Brown Eye Poked, not your blue eye.

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  93. Dual G5 Xserve for $4,000 by Hadlock · · Score: 1

    Just epoxy a handle on to the Xserve and you're good to go. Screw the mac mini.

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  94. ...gotta be done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one sick of all these whiners who complain about the articles^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H posts on Slashdot?

    If you don't like the articles^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H posts, don't read Slashdot, dammit.

    You people think you're being cool by complaining about /. on /., but you just come off as crybabies.

  95. Exactly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Bush outsourcing all the IT jobs

    You hit the nail on the head. He is in the process of destroying every single middle-class job in this country. He is even rewarding companies with tax breaks that starve employees by tossing them out onto the street. Hitler hated the jews. I can understand hating a certain race of people, but hating a group of people just because they don't make enough money doesn't make sense to me. Many of the now rich were once middle-class. Bush wants to destroy the ability to move into his exclusive class of privilege. Please help in the fight against Bush's intentional destruction of this country. http://www.democraticunderground.com/

  96. Re:Cheese with that whine by sstidman · · Score: 1

    I think you are going out of your way to close your ears to everyones concern about what you did. Having the information available on WhoIs is hardly the same as posting it on a major web page. You still haven't bothered to show the relevance between his whiney front page and your mean-spirited post. Go ahead and complain about his whiney front page, no problem, but did you really need to provide such easy access to his information? Just because it doesn't bother you doesn't mean that it does not bother other folks.

    Reading between the lines, it's not hard to imagine what is going on there. It seems likely to me that a friend of the web page author posted the page to SlashDot before the author was ready for everyone to see it. The web page rant was likely aimed at that friend. Is that so hard to understand? He probably had every intention of sharing it with the world but was hoping to have everything the way he wanted it before it went out to the world. Then his friend came along and screwed it up. The author was probably just disappointed. He's just a human, you know. Was it really necessary for you to punish him?

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  97. I got it! by SCVirus · · Score: 1

    1: take a suitcase 2: get a mac mini 3: throw mac mini instead suitcase 4: turn on mac mini 5: close suitcase

  98. Wow... by Supernoma · · Score: 1

    I don't know about the rest of you, but I think that this is the coolest server ever... and the fact that it's a shotgun case makes it even more appropriate at a LAN party. This is a whole LAN party in a case. Walk in, plug in power and you're ready to host. I mean 16 10/100 and 5 gigabit ports, thats an awsome backbone for a LAN. All it needs is legs so it can be it's own table. While yes, you can do bigger and better (and you can if you build your own like I'm now going to do) but you just CAN'T beat that coolness factor. BEST CASE EVER!

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  99. Re:Uterly Pointless...FFS by RMH101 · · Score: 1

    so attach a 16 port desktop switch. still smaller than this lame effort.

  100. What the hell!!! by not-real-sure · · Score: 1

    if you are going to do something then at least make it stand out. http://bit-tech.net/article/149/ is an example of creative thinking and hardwork. I believe that this weak story was posted due to some kind of polictial pressure. Has someone beeing putting the pressure on the editors or was the news day that fscking slow...

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