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  1. Re:Huh? on Internet Use Cuts Socializing Time · · Score: 1

    You mean all this time I've been watching Friends because I really don't have friends in real life?

  2. Bill on Ambulances to Get Virtual Doctors On Board · · Score: 1

    Can you pay the outrageous bills with virtual money?

  3. Re:Why do Microsoft need a browser? on Microsoft Not Worried about FireFox · · Score: 1

    It's all about control. It has nothing to do with money really -- it's about power. And since MS doesnt control Firefox they want nothing to do with it.

  4. Re:Hey! on Top Ten Advances in 2004 · · Score: 3, Funny

    China's implementation of Broccoli With Beef is pretty cool too.

  5. Re:New fad diet on ISS Food Shortage Cause Revealed · · Score: 5, Funny

    This will morph into some sort of Low-Carb Cannibalism Diet when they really run out of food...

  6. Re:Not sentenced yet on Feds Convict Warez Dealer · · Score: 1

    I'm sure hanging around other chickenshit anonymous cowards is much more interesting...

  7. Re:Not sentenced yet on Feds Convict Warez Dealer · · Score: 1

    I'm not talking about just drunk. I am talking about being so drunk that you can't tell the other person involved is also that drunk. I just cant imagine being that drunk and still being able to do ANYTHING, let alone have sex. Thus, you probably weren't that drunk and were taking advantage of the other person. Like I said, it may be possible, but I find it all highly dubious.

  8. Re:Straight Line Path on The Coming Atlantic Mega-Tsunami · · Score: 1

    but not see around one

    Speak for yourself.

  9. Re:$30K? on LokiTorrent vs. MPAA · · Score: 5, Funny

    It'll cover the drugs and hookers, that's for sure.

  10. Re:Well spotted. on Quake Changes Earth's Rotation, Moves Islands · · Score: 1

    And equivalent to Rosie O'Donnell's post-Xmas scale reading.

  11. Re:Not sentenced yet on Feds Convict Warez Dealer · · Score: 1

    But what about cases where both individuals were drunk but it's somehow the man's fault because the woman was too drunk to say no?

    I find it hard to believe that any man could be so drunk that he is still sexual functional while being totally unaware that the woman is not "with it" enough to consent. I'm not saying it's impossible, but you wouldnt want me on your jury.

  12. Re:Good, bad, ugly... on Inventor of Optical Storage Gets Little Reward · · Score: 1

    It was my understanding from the article that the technology was patented by the company he worked for, but licensed super-cheap to the big boys. Stupid stupid stupid.

  13. Re:Free? on The Semantics of Free Software vs. Open Source · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've seen free software that isn't open source. I agree.

  14. Bennet on High Speed Steam Powered Car · · Score: 1

    Let off some steam!

  15. Re:Excellent use for... on Tiny Aircraft Feeds Itself With Dead Flies · · Score: 2, Funny

    Soylent Brown-With-A-Slight-Hint-Of-Opalescent is flies! FLIES!

  16. Re:Great Scott! on Tiny Aircraft Feeds Itself With Dead Flies · · Score: 5, Funny

    What a waste of beer. Is free unlimited clean energy really worth the price??

  17. Re:In 2029, it won't be our problem. on Introducing Asteroid 2004 MN4 · · Score: 1

    But replace "The Machines" with "The Roombas"

  18. Re:Contrary to popular belief... on Updated LOTR Nitpicker's Guide · · Score: 1

    What about snowboards?

  19. Re:Nah on Games Knoppix · · Score: 0, Troll

    Xbox cannot be given. Xbox must be earned.

  20. solution on Rage Against the Machines · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Solution: Rather than bottling up the frustration with technology and entering into "techno-frustration denial," we propose to let the user vent in safe, controlled, and vicarious ways.

    I think a better solution would be to throw angry people into a pit and let them bludgeon each other to death with computer parts. Sort of like ThunderDome but with keyboards and mice instead of chainsaws and giant hammers...

  21. 1/233? on Introducing Asteroid 2004 MN4 · · Score: 1

    It's more like 1/2 if you ask me. Either it will hit us, or it won't.

  22. Re:and on Louisiana Towns Going High-Tech · · Score: 5, Funny

    It also means that 6.2% of Americans aren't getting gouged or ripped-off by the telcos.

  23. Re:Not a good idea on Live to be 1000 Years Old? · · Score: 1

    One of the side effects of the treatment is shriveled genitals, so I don't think it will be a problem.

  24. Re:Why must it always be "the janitor"?? on Location-Based Encryption · · Score: 1

    At a company I used to work for, there were several instances of stuff being stolen, and in all cases it was the janitorial staff. I think the stereotype is justified.

  25. Re:The real question: on Missouri Prisons Pull Violent Video Games · · Score: 1

    That must be why there are so few people in prison.