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Louisiana Towns Going High-Tech

wolverineinspector writes "Mink, LA is finally getting telephone land lines after the neighbouring communities got theirs in 1970. In the article they also say that as many as 6.2% of US homes don't have phone service - that would mean that 19 million Americans don't have wired phone lines available to them."

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  1. and by Striker770S · · Score: 1, Funny

    almost 90% of the population dont even use ground line phones.

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    1. Re:and by PoopJuggler · · Score: 5, Funny

      It also means that 6.2% of Americans aren't getting gouged or ripped-off by the telcos.

    2. Re:and by SoSueMe · · Score: 3, Funny

      That means 19 million Americans don't have to sign up for the "Do Not Call" list.

    3. Re:and by Micro$will · · Score: 1

      That means 19 million Americans don't have to deal with hangup calls due to fax marketing wardialers.

    4. Re:and by secretsquirel · · Score: 0

      That means 19 Americans spent last months phone bill $ on a 12-pack.

    5. Re:and by genrader · · Score: 1

      I have a cell phone and a regular phone, if I'm at home I always use the regular.

    6. Re:and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That means either 19 million Americans are getting ripped off, or 19 million Americans must buy some mighty fine 12-packs.

    7. Re:and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for your insight. If it wasn;t for this new viewpoint you brought to the discussion nobody would ever know.

    8. Re:and by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      I like the crazy inferences. " that would mean that 19 million Americans don't have wired phone lines available to them." Presuming the main problem most people have with this statement isn't really what the poster meant--that is "19 million americans don't have...available" just means they don't have a landline phone with service in their house right now they can pick up and make a call with (from the context of the article though it would seem he's implying that service isn't even offered to them...)--there is still a major major problem with this. X% of homes is NOT X% of people. Therefore if 6.2% of homes have no service you can most definitely not assume that 6.2% of people do not have landline service available in there home. You see, homes contain multiple people, when you have a factor such as this you can not assume that the average amount of people in a home that does not have phone service available is the same as the average amount of people in a home that does.

      There are other problems with this assertion (no consideration of, for instance, the homeless). It is one thing that a statement like this is in a slashdot writeup but the sad thing is I see inferences like this all the time in the media.

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  2. Just because 6.2% don't have phones by WilliamsDA · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just because 6.2% of people don't have wired phones doesn't mean that the service isn't available to them. A lot of people ditch their wired lines and just use their cell phone.

    1. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 2, Informative

      what part of don't have phone service mean to you? it means they have no phones. no lines, no towers.

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    2. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by bconway · · Score: 1

      I don't have phone service. I have phones, lines, and towers, but I don't pay and don't receive service over them.

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    3. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by bhadreshl · · Score: 1

      Cell phones are becoming cheaper and cheaper every day due to the intense amount of competition
      It is also more flexible as you can just buy two ore more phones which use the same plan and calls between them are 'free'.

    4. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by Bluetick · · Score: 2, Informative

      But you have it available to you (as do I, but I don't use it, I use celphones). The quote said 6.2% of people in the US don't have phone service available to them. The number of people without phone service is likely quite higher with people moving to cellphones or cable phone service.

    5. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by imthesponge · · Score: 1
      FCC survey

      It measures people with phone service, not people that have it available to them.

    6. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 1
      Just because 6.2% of people don't have wired phones doesn't mean that the service isn't available to them. A lot of people ditch their wired lines and just use their cell phone.

      Correct. Of course, for those who lack either land line or cellphone service, there is a cheaper way to join the telecommunications revolution.

      Hey man, I didn't say it was convenient.

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    7. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wonder what the percentage of Amish in the population is.

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    8. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Big myth. Most Amish have phones, indoor plumbing, automobiles, and electricity. They put on a good show for the tourists because they're greedy little fuckers, but they're actually quite integrated into contemporary society.

    9. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by TykeClone · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I was at a meeting this fall and one of the speakers was talking about how the Amish use technology. I thought we'd find out about those cutting edge things like blacksmithing and such, but it wasn't quite that. Apparently, as long as the technology doesn't get in the way of their religious life, it's ok.

      Land line telephones = bad; cell phones (or telephones kept "out of the house") = good.

      Utility power = bad; small portable generators = good

      Computers = bad; Palm Pilots/Pocket PCs = good (no word on the Zaurus though - maybe that just gets you into Purgatory)

      John Deere = bad; draft horses = good (and with that they're able to make a larger profit per acre farming than the typical farm in the country).

      There's probably something to learn from them about not letting technology drive your life, but I don't have time to think about that now - back to Slashdot!

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    10. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A lot of people ditch their wired lines and just use their cell phone.

      Or better. I don't have a land line. Rotten Iowa Telecom wanted $66/month for basic residential service. Caller ID only worked when the call was from someone in town (for $5.50/month). Dialup was lucky to push 12 kbps. Mind you, this is on a new line two miles from town. And it took them 2.5 months to install. It took me three weeks to throw it out and replace it with the local fixed-wireless company. I get VoIP from the office (office line is less money than crummy Iowa Telecom), get extended calling all over (vs. nearly noplace with Iowa Telecom), and get 1 mbps up and down for $40 a month to boot.

      I laughed when I read in the WSJournal that this same old phone company is floating billions in an IPO. Goes to show that there's always a sucker out there somewhere. Hopefully the city slickers amongst us on Slashdot won't fall for this unwired rural nonsense. If we don't have wires, there's a good reason for it (e.g. we have something better and won't pay for the trash the monopoly tries to pass off).

    11. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by TykeClone · · Score: 1
      Where are you at? Where I work, we've got a branch in a town served by Iowa Telecom (they suck!). But we also have the county RTA that moved into town as a CLEC and they do give better service - like night and day.

      We placed an ATM in town and Shazam orders the lines and defaults to the ILEC (Iowa Telecom) - with similar results.

      The RTA's and (in Iowa at least) the independent local telephone companies are worth their weight in gold - you can actually call someone to get something done - and it does!

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    12. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by bofkentucky · · Score: 1

      You laugh but we actually have an amish client that has a webspace account with us. He sells horse/mule tack online, beautiful stuff too, traditional hewn timber, hand tanned leather, and hand forged iron.

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    13. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by operagost · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's good to realize that the Amish are not anti-technology. What they are against is anything that could complicate their lives - such as home phones ringing all the time or the monthly electric bill. They certainly don't live like cave men - they just find novel ways of getting what they need while remaining self-sufficient, such as using gas lighting and said generators for such things as running electronic cash registers.

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    14. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      draft horses = good (and with that they're able to make a larger profit per acre farming than the typical farm in the country).

      Only until you factor in the labor cost in order to do the same amount of work.

    15. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by douthitb · · Score: 1

      I visited Amish country this past summer in Ohio, and was amazed when I saw one them answer their cellphone. I felt cheated after just paying a bundle for an Amish quilt.

    16. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well of course they would need to have phones. How else would they be able to coordinate with their offshore quilt suppliers?

    17. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you sir need to be modded up. good show!

    18. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by boaworm · · Score: 1

      Apparently, as long as the technology doesn't get in the way of their religious life, it's ok.

      Does this mean Luke Skkywalker is Amish? IIRC, he was using a portable generator to charge R2D2 when visiting Yoda, but I have'nt seen him plugging the android into a wall.

      Hm.. more serious.. How can it be that carrying a portable generator is NOT abusive to their religion, but plugging in the same equipment into the wall is? You can kick your toes into portable equipment, you can trip over it etc.

      As far as phone lines go, I'd think cell phones are way more intrusive, radiowaves ruining morning prayers and flying through the walls, while a "wired" phone/land line phone can simply be unplugged ?

      I think i'll use the Chewbacca defence on this one.. it _does not make sense!_ :-)

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    19. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by Dan+East · · Score: 1

      We lived near (as in 30 minutes or so away) from a large Amish community in Ohio.

      While I'm certainly no expert on their beliefs, one thing that was clear is that technology was tolerable for work (or to increase productivity) but not pleasure.

      Many Amish had power in their barns; for example to run lights so they could work longer hours. Some would use tractors, but not drive cars. It would not surprise me at all that Amish would use phones or cellular phones if it were related to business and selling goods to non-Amish.

      I can remember specifically looking to see which homes and barns had power (very obvious from the powerline running to the side of the house). Also Amish homes can be easily identified by the way they pull back their curtains - instead of splitting them in the middle they pull the whole thing over to one side. Most did not have power, but some did.

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    20. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      John Deere = bad; draft horses = good (and with that they're able to make a larger profit per acre farming than the typical farm in the country).

      Years ago I used to chat to a horse trainer on the net who lived near an Amish community, and she wasn't happy with the way the Amish were exempted from the law in a number of areas. The main one she was concerned with being animal cruelty laws. Her horses lived for about 25-30 years in general. The Amish horses were 'lucky' to make 15. The Amish literally used them up and threw them away, because horses can always make more horses. I expect your tractor based farms could make a lot of money if they did no maintenance, and got new tractors for nothing into the bargain.

      Not living in the area myself, I can't vouch for the truth of it.p>

    21. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by the+angry+liberal · · Score: 1

      That survey does not distinguish between cell phones and land lines so, um, thanks for some numbers.

    22. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by imthesponge · · Score: 1

      Well yeah, I was trying to say that the survey only said 6.2% didn't have phones and not that they didn't have access.

    23. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by the+angry+liberal · · Score: 1

      True. I was confused and posted out of my butt.

    24. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That'll come as a big suprise to them.

      Idiot.

    25. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by camooT · · Score: 1
      The amish lifestyle is fairly subjective, and it works as a demonstration of the "through anyone else's eyes" philosophy. For those of us used to it, the telephone ringing and the monthly bills become part of our lives, not a complexity. Instead, we'd probably find hard manual labor to be much more complicating, what with our on-the-go lifestyles and what not.

      What keeps the amish population from advanced technology is what has driven so many away from the "old ways," fear. They're afraid of big changes just as we are, but in a different way. They've just made it a part of their religion, as well.

    26. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by echucker · · Score: 1

      Except labor is cheap for the Amish. Large families make for cheap labor, especially when everyone contributes.

    27. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by echucker · · Score: 1

      Landlines are OK - as long as they're someone else's. Same goes for tractors. My mother's Amish neighbors routinely walk to a Mennonite home to use a phone booth. They also don't mind asking for someone to help pull a stump with a tractor. Payment for the use of either service can be via barter or cash. For help pulling a stump last year, the neighbors planted 2 rows of peas for my family. Fresh peas all summer long, and they were delivered!

    28. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by bob+beta · · Score: 1

      It's frightening to find a person whose religion appears to be Star Wars derived.

    29. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find your lack of faith distrubing ..

    30. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by rebelcool · · Score: 1

      They also have power to run machines that stir milk because health regulations require it.

      They're not anti-tech. They're against being "tethered" to the outside world or less than self sufficient. I read an interesting story that one firm was using the amish to beta test a solar powered LED emergency lamp. They rigged them onto buggies. Very high tech, but since they required no replacement parts or anything but the sun to function, the amish found them fine to use.

      This is why generators are generally okay (so long as its used for essential tools like welders and such). I'm curious what they think of the fuel to power a generator as though... a necessary evil perhaps.

      Phones were hotly debated for awhile, but now they're viewed as useful tools, so long as they're kept away from where they might be distracting (such as the home) and used for business alone.

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    31. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 2, Funny

      Does this mean Luke Skkywalker is Amish? IIRC, he was using a portable generator to charge R2D2 when visiting Yoda, but I have'nt seen him plugging the android into a wall.

      That's because the droid and generator were both 110V, but the wall current was 220V. Remember, Uncle Owen wouldn't let him go to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters.

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    32. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by violajack · · Score: 1

      As far as I understand it AC is bad but DC is okay. Direct current occurs in nature (lightning) so it is okay to use anything based on DC. However, alternating current is artificial, and is therefore bad somehow (I forget the specific reasoning behind this). That basically means that anything running off of batteries is allowed.

      The Amish use power tools to build all that awsome furniture, but they are all battery powered. I know that some Amish will send their power tools away to be recharged since they don't have the wall outlets to plug them into. So cell phones and PDAs are okay, they are battey powered. I guess some communities will also use generators to charge all of their battery powered goodies.

    33. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by colmore · · Score: 1

      Read the article. 6.2% of people don't have wired phones *AVAILABLE* to them.

      There's still a shocking amount of rural poverty in this country. This doesn't really surprise me at all.

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    34. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and one thing that is NOt talked about in the omish community... and I know this as I lived near one and had to drive past several of their farms/homes to get to work every day...

      Why would they have a Sattelite Dish on their barn? Yes, carefully hidden but someone who know what they are and armed with a 1000mm digial SLR lens can spot it.

      It's interesting that they "shun" modern technology yet have sattelite TV service and therefore TV in their lives.

      I'm thinking that the Omish are a bit more hypocritical then they let people to believe....

    35. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      With all due respect... why does it *have* to make sense ? They are not asking you to convert to their ways. And they are perfectly happy the way they are.

      Why cant we just let people be ?

    36. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by TykeClone · · Score: 1
      The main one she was concerned with being animal cruelty laws. Her horses lived for about 25-30 years in general. The Amish horses were 'lucky' to make 15. The Amish literally used them up and threw them away, because horses can always make more horses.

      Part of that could be because they actually use draft horses as draft animals for "real work" (TM). Horses that are not used to pull plows or other implements have an easier life and should be expected to live longer than those whose sole purpose in life is to walk through parades or to look pretty.

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    37. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by shadowpuppy · · Score: 1

      One word "Debt". They are fairly anti debt. With a generator you buy the gas before you get the power. With the power company they charge you after you've already used the power. Prepaid cell phones would have a similar advantage over land lines.

      Not that they don't have other reasons for things, but no debt seems to be a good idea.

    38. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by viva_fourier · · Score: 1

      A lot of people ditch their wired lines and just use their cell phone.

      6.2% of people don't have *wired lines* -- this means they have no choice on the matter and are not ditching their wired for cell phones.

      I think you meant that a good portion of them choose not to have wired lines installed by the phone companies, either for economics or philosophy. I wonder how many of these people live in Alaska, or are Amish?

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    39. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by Performaman · · Score: 1, Funny

      http://www.cnn.com/US/9810/06/briefs.am/crime.amis h/index.html
      So, cocaine is ok because it occurs in nature?

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  3. welcome to teh 20th century by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 0

    I guess telcos did not want to pay to run lines through the baiue

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    1. Re:welcome to teh 20th century by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should have. Part of the deal is that
      they get a monopoly, and in exchange they
      have to provide universal service. At least
      that's how it works with power lines. We
      all pay just a little bit more, so that lines
      can be run to rural areas. (Rural
      electrification is one of the greatest
      accomplishments of Big Government, by the way.)

      Anyone know why the delay?

      I don't, because:

      1. I didn't RTFA
      2. I'm just posting quick off-the cuff
      remarks, because anything older than
      5 minutes does not get mod'd in /.
      3. I'm k-whoring for AC these days.

    2. Re:welcome to teh 20th century by drxray · · Score: 3, Funny

      Their first call:

      "Hi. Got Skype?"

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    3. Re:welcome to teh 20th century by imthesponge · · Score: 1

      Costs too much, not worth it for telco at $46,000 per customer.

    4. Re:welcome to teh 20th century by Bluetick · · Score: 1

      It's spelled bayou.

      Welcome to a 3rd grade reading level.

    5. Re:welcome to teh 20th century by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      maybe 3rd grade in Cajun land.

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    6. Re: welcome to teh 20th century by Alwin+Henseler · · Score: 2, Funny
      Trrriiiiinnnggg....

      "Yes? Hello?"

      "Hello! I am calling you to inform you of our wonderful new product line, introduced this week. Would you care to take a little time and hear more about it?"

      "WTF ?!?"

      "I see. Sorry to have bothered you. Have a nice day, ma'am."

    7. Re:welcome to teh 20th century by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Learn Cajun, idiot. He got it right.

    8. Re:welcome to teh 20th century by Bluetick · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. And cajun isn't a language.

    9. Re:welcome to teh 20th century by imthesponge · · Score: 1
    10. Re:welcome to teh 20th century by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, you linked to an *ENGLISH* dictionary for a French Cajun word. Of course the Cajun word is not in the English dictionary.

    11. Re:welcome to teh 20th century by imthesponge · · Score: 1

      My mistake, but it's strange to use a word from a different language that looks like a misspelling of an English word.

    12. Re:welcome to teh 20th century by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1
      As someone from and living in extreme southern Louisiana, I can definitively tell you that it's "bayou".

      I suppose the rest of the country thinks that most of Louisiana is swampland full of hicks, and certainly we have our share of them but probably no more than any other rural area of the country.

      My friends up north who have come to visit find it amazing that we occasionally have alligator roadkill or find them in our back yards after really heavy rains (if you live next to the bayou generally). _I_ was amazed to find out that apparently it's a southern thing that we have alcoholic daquiri shops with drive through windows.

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    13. Re:welcome to teh 20th century by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

      Cajun is a culture, cajun French is a language/dialect.

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    14. Re:welcome to teh 20th century by nomadic · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I suppose the rest of the country thinks that most of Louisiana is swampland full of hicks

      Pretty much.

    15. Re:welcome to teh 20th century by Bluetick · · Score: 1

      Is it in any dictionary? Having lived in Louisiana almost my entire life, if I had ever seen the word I might be more inclined to believe the original poster who can barely string a sentence together and doesn't even live in LA would know a single word so esoteric that not even Google has ever heard of it.

    16. Re:welcome to teh 20th century by Bluetick · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know. However, saying learn Cajun, is a bit like saying, learn American.

    17. Re:welcome to teh 20th century by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The remark was about "Cajun land". Creole is the language.

    18. Re:welcome to teh 20th century by haxorphreak · · Score: 1

      depends on where you are really. i live in lafayette, and the whole "prep" thing hit a few years ago. i also see many posers. but in the smaller towns, it gets countrier. and with governor blanco trying to get broadband more accesable, that stereotype might just change.

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    19. Re:welcome to teh 20th century by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i live in lafayette, and the whole "prep" thing hit a few years ago.

      Congratulations and welcome to 1979! Wait until you're introduced to the wonderful world of 8-bit home computers. Despite what some people might tell you, 64K really isn't enough for the demanding applications you'll want to run. Demand 128K in your micro computer.

    20. Re:welcome to teh 20th century by Hork_Monkey · · Score: 1

      Laissez les bons temps rouler!

    21. Re:welcome to teh 20th century by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's surprising considering Blanco is barely literate herself.

      I have no idea what happened in the Jindal/Blanco election, but someone the woman who can barely finish a sentance won.

    22. Re:welcome to teh 20th century by haxorphreak · · Score: 1

      like i just said- stereotype

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  4. I know the feeling by geekp0wer · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I can't get DSL.......

    1. Re:I know the feeling by anagama · · Score: 1

      This is so NOT flamebait. I live in a reasonably large town (70-80,000) in the city limits I think. I can't DSL so Comcast has free reign to charge me $55/month. I want some technology goodness too!

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    2. Re:I know the feeling by geekp0wer · · Score: 0

      It was meant to funny and true....maybe even irony....not flamebait. I live near a sprint co but somehow they choose not to provide DSL. My digital cable bill plus road runner is $100.

  5. why bother when there are cell phones? by jxyama · · Score: 3, Interesting
    if you look on the map, Mink, LA is ~15 miles off I-49, which is a major highway between two of the larger Lousiana cities: Shreveport and Baton Rouge.

    surely they have cell phone signals there... why bother with a land line? how are they going to recuperate the capital cost?

    1. Re:why bother when there are cell phones? by nxtr · · Score: 5, Informative

      If you had read the article, you would've realized that they went to the town dump to make a call, because they got the best reception there.

    2. Re:why bother when there are cell phones? by Zocalo · · Score: 2, Insightful
      how are they going to recuperate the capital cost?

      It's not just about voice: xDSL services also run over landlines. In the UK wireless broadband services are almost always significantly more expensive than wired, and are often considered as a last resort solution. Even with the considerably more dispersed population of the bulk of the US, I doubt that things are much different on the other side of the pond.

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    3. Re:why bother when there are cell phones? by MattHaffner · · Score: 1

      I'm finding it hard to understand how a land line to every home is cheaper than a single new cell tower in the town. The cost seemed to be very similar according to the article (~$700,000). That seems high for a single tower, doesn't it? Anyone in the biz know better?

    4. Re:why bother when there are cell phones? by parliboy · · Score: 1

      They're not going to recoup the cost, at least not from the people of Mink. One of the line charge taxes included in your monthly bill is designed to compensate the phone companies for rolling out service in areas that are money losers. The Universal Service Fund, or something like that.

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    5. Re:why bother when there are cell phones? by Unknown+Lamer · · Score: 1

      This place is probably too far from the CO to get any kind of DSL service at all.

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    6. Re:why bother when there are cell phones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live not far from Mink and the cell reception in the Kisatchie area blows. Touch-n-go at best. I often lose calls when driving along 117.

    7. Re:why bother when there are cell phones? by Burdell · · Score: 1

      Others have said that the area doesn't have cell service (at least not reliable coverage).

      Call towers typically only cover a few miles (2-3 mile radius IIRC). Also, there has to be land-line phone service in the area already; that's how the towers are connected to the telephone network. A cell company is not going to pay the huge fees to run service to areas off the normal telco map; they'd never break even on the tower (and I don't think cell service is covered by the Universal Service Fund).

    8. Re:why bother when there are cell phones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder what cellphone tech that is, GSM on the 900 band gets 20 to 30km without too much difficulty, the 1800 band 15 to 20km. (this makes it kinda critical to have a 900 band provider if you go to far off places (not that Holland actually has those, but there are spots with too little cell density))

  6. Bad Credit? by mfh · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just because 6.2% of people don't have wired phones doesn't mean that the service isn't available to them. A lot of people ditch their wired lines and just use their cell phone.

    I'm guessing it's bad credit.

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    1. Re:Bad Credit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm guessing it's bad credit.

      In most jurisdictions, bad credit isn't enough to refuse service. Often you have to have ripped off the phone company...

  7. bag phones? by supersuckers · · Score: 0
    Not bag phones, the primitive portable stopgap often carried around in a canvas case, which send residents out in their pickups searching for service "hot spots," but real telephones wired to a land line.
    Does anyone know what these things are? I have never heard of them before. Google turned this up
    1. Re:bag phones? by smatthew · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing you're young......

      Before a cell phone could fit in your hand, it fit in a bag. There was the big transciever, and a handset on a cord. Most people couldn't afford the batteries for them, so you used it plugged into your car's cigarette lighter. I recall my family having one in 1989 i think.....

      They're analog, and usually 3 or 6 watts, so you've got a much better chance of getting a signal out in BFE.

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    2. Re:bag phones? by RandomJoe · · Score: 1

      That link would roughly be right. It was basically the phone they installed in a car, but instead placed inside of a bag. The company I work for had a couple back when I first started, that were in a nice leather case, not canvas. They used what was basically a camcorder SLA type battery (12V, 1 or 2AH) and had a built-in cigarette lighter plug for when you were actually in the car. The ones we had were analog, don't know if that style survived long enough for digital versions to exist...

      In reality, except for the portability issue - they were certainly bulky to just carry around everywhere - I far preferred using them over these miniscule things you get nowadays.

    3. Re:bag phones? by IamGarageGuy+2 · · Score: 1

      My god... someone actually using BFE in a comment. All this time I thought I was the only one who used the term.

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    4. Re:bag phones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, don't keep us in suspense. Which of these does BFE stand for? (My guess is "Big Fucking Empty".)

    5. Re:bag phones? by NetFu · · Score: 1

      If by young, you mean under the age of 40.

      I'm 35, and I've never heard of a "bag phone". I've seen huge cell phones in cars or briefcases. Then in the past 15 years I saw the smaller, but still huge brick cell phones. But in any of those cases, people just called them "phones". And none of them were in "bags".

      I'm guessing you're talking about people carrying around car phones or briefcase phones in a bag, but the closest I've ever seen to a "phone in a bag" was the phone in the briefcase.

      Maybe it's a regional thing, not just an age thing...

    6. Re:bag phones? by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      It was basically the phone they installed in a car.

      Actually the Motorola Bag phones were the exact same thing they installed in cars. The only key difference is the fact that bag phones were configured to use 1.1watt IIRC, didn't come with a car antenna, and came with a clip that could use just about any acid camcorder battery. If you knew which pin to ground you could configure the unit to 1.1watt or 3watt. There was a TDMA 800 version but from what I'm told they are hard to find. I'm also told there was a digital brick phone but I know nothing about it.

      They are not exactly in fashion these days.

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    7. Re:bag phones? by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's a regional thing, not just an age thing..
      I'm guessing you're talking about people carrying around car phones or briefcase phones in a bag, but the closest I've ever seen to a "phone in a bag" was the phone in the briefcase.

      Ebay image of bag phone
      Another image of bag phone

      Yes, Motorola took their car phone and put it into a bag, added a bracket that plugged directly into the db-25 pin port on the phone's transceiver allowing collection to both a small camcorder battery and a hook for the phone's handset. They were typically configured to I believe 1.1watt operation but could be configured to 3watt. I saw them for sale just about everywhere that handheld phones were sold but as you can imagine there is little reason to get a big bulky bag phone if you had good reception with a handheld.

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    8. Re:bag phones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm in Florida, age 25, and owned a bag phone when I was 18, with AT&T Wireless.

      It's not that astounding people.

    9. Re:bag phones? by jcenters · · Score: 1

      Most likely, it stands for "Bum Fuck Egypt."

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    10. Re:bag phones? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I *live* in BFE.... the SoCal desert!

      Tho formerly I lived in what I called BFSiberia (Montana).

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  8. Most people I know dont have phone lines. by blanks · · Score: 3, Insightful

    " 6.2% of US homes don't have phone service "
    Does this include the number of people who have cellphones that dont want a land line.

    Or how about the people that just dont want a land line. Or get digital phone service from their cable provider.

    1. Re:Most people I know dont have phone lines. by imthesponge · · Score: 1
      "a survey released in October found that 93.8 percent of American households had telephones of some sort."

      I assume that includes cell phones and phone-over-cable.

    2. Re:Most people I know dont have phone lines. by evilviper · · Score: 2, Informative
      From the article:
      93.8 percent of American households had telephones of some sort.


      If they have any type of phone service, they have been counted.

      The statistic doesn't say how many of those 6.2% of people live way out in the middle of nowhere (ie. Alaska), or how many may simply have decided they don't need a telephone.
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    3. Re:Most people I know dont have phone lines. by TykeClone · · Score: 1

      Or how many have had it decided for them (nonpayment of bills and such)

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    4. Re:Most people I know dont have phone lines. by iocat · · Score: 1

      I wonder if they consider campus dorm rooms as households. I certainly didn't have a phone in my dorm, but I guess that was 10+ years ago. Kids today probably have TVs and mini-computers in their rooms.

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    5. Re:Most people I know dont have phone lines. by urmensch · · Score: 1

      Wow! 10 years ago I had a phone in my dorm room. What campus were you at?

    6. Re:Most people I know dont have phone lines. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kids today probably have TVs and mini-computers in their rooms.

      Mini-computer? Jeeez I'm old. My first thought was that you mean a PDP-11!

    7. Re:Most people I know dont have phone lines. by krony · · Score: 1

      Actually, most people that live way out "in the middle of nowhere", including Alaska and my state of Nebraska, have a phone of some sort, usually a cell or satellite phone.

    8. Re:Most people I know dont have phone lines. by operagost · · Score: 1

      I had a phone in my dorm room in 1991. What we didn't have is long distance. We used a calling-card type service.

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    9. Re:Most people I know dont have phone lines. by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine has 2 phones, a cell phone and a VoIP phone. He has no "normal phones". Some statistics would count him as having no phone, even though he has 2.

      I personally would feel uncomfortable not having a land line. Of course I also have a cell, as that is a necessity nowadays, especially for any technophile ("geek". :)

      If I have an emergency, I want to know I can dial 911 and the line will be working and the local authorities notified (not some remote center) and they will know who and where I am.

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    10. Re:Most people I know dont have phone lines. by apostrophesemicolon · · Score: 1

      RTF REPORT.. CAREFULLY!

      it says 6.2% dont have telephone land lines AVAILABLE to them.. they cant get it even if they want to.. your family and friends might have CHOSEN not to have landline services.

    11. Re:Most people I know dont have phone lines. by bob+beta · · Score: 1

      Why is a cell phone necessary for 'any technophile.'

      By definition, a technophile is often anti-social and prefers to meddle around with tech, rather than yak on the phone. In fact, I would say there is a reverse coorelation, and the 'geek' is less likely to care about being 'reachable' by people in general.

      I have a friend who didn't bother to get a phone until the same time he had his DSL installed.

      It's the social butterflies and the twinks who have a cellphone always ready at hand.

    12. Re:Most people I know dont have phone lines. by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Well, Alaska is so huge (and undeveloped, and sparsely populated) that it isn't well serviced by cell-towers.

      Yes, satellite phones are always an option, but they are so expensive that people generally stick with two-way radios for their communications.

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    13. Re:Most people I know dont have phone lines. by DarkVader · · Score: 1

      Well, when I was in college...

      Let's just say the dorm staff looks at you funny as you're loading the PDP-11 on the elevator. All 4 6-foot tall racks of it.

      That room was henceforth referred to as the batcave by dorm staff.

  9. Telephones just now, eh? by nxtr · · Score: 4, Funny

    So much for Canada being the great white north.

    1. Re:Telephones just now, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, most of where I live (Alberta) has high speed broadband, even in rural communities as small as 200 people (not anywhere near large cities). In case you were wondering, Alberta is about 96% as large as Texas. The network backbone is either 1 or 5 GB/s. Here is the map: http://www.innovationtest.gov.ab.ca/supernet_map/a lberta.cfm and within Canada, Supernet is connected (besides normal phone company broadband connections) by Canarie: http://www.canarie.ca/canet4/connected/canet4_map. html#

    2. Re:Telephones just now, eh? by wolverineinspector · · Score: 1

      1. Alexander Graham Bell was Canadian and invented the telephone in Canada.(that is why politicians have moved to say an American inventor invented it first when he only discovered an equivilent technolagy and did not create the modern implementaion of it)

      2.I live in Saskatchewan... 92% the size of Texas with approx. 1 million people living here. We are 95% Rural and the part of the country that Canadians joke about being hick bumkins (Albertans are called gun weilding cowboys). I grew up in a forming comunity of approx 2000 people and I had ATMs, Caller ID, *## functions, Fiber Optic fone lines, Debit (Cheque) Cards, Prepaid phone cards, and High Speed Internet Service (aDSL, DOCSIS, Wireless Broad Specturm Broadcast, ISDN, T1+, and Sattelite (both types) several years before most of the US and Europe. Many of the 'Features that you get with your phone services were developed in whole or in part in Canada through companies like NorTel (Northern Telecom) and the Canada Bells. Abouth the only thing it is taking loger to get than other contries is proper celular service because there is so much land to cover for so few people.

      3.WE DON'T ALL SAY EH!!! That is an affectaion of a certain area of the country in the east. The majority of the country does not say that. Nor do we say "a-boot". [mumble grumble razam frazm]

    3. Re:Telephones just now, eh? by Oopsz · · Score: 1

      2. Saskatchewan's infrastructure is entirely because of sasktel; no private corporation would have been able to build out like they did without hitting multiple bankrupcies. Not that its a bad thing, that's what the government is for.

      3. We always said eh growing up in calgary, and I know all my friends, west and east, do as well. What's wrong with that, eh?

  10. What about car phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... for the cars on blocks in the yard?

    Or cell phones. Most of the time you have to ask the guards just to make a call, but if every cell had a phone ...

  11. Forget Telephone Lines! by qualico · · Score: 1

    "Yes, the telephone is not everywhere. In fact, televisions are more common in American homes today."

    So guess what?
    Cable is about to explode with services.
    Check out vonage.com
    Get yourself connected.
    $10 for equipment
    $15 per month unlimted North America calling.

    Say goodbye to the phrase, "Long Distance".

    Then say hello to, "TiVo, Replay and MythTv" while your at it.

    1. Re:Forget Telephone Lines! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    2. Re:Forget Telephone Lines! by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "Cable is about to explode with services."

      And why would they have access to cable service if they can't even get a telephone line? After all, telephone lines have been around for far longer than coaxial cables.

      When they said "television," they mean broadcast television. Out there, it's either that or Cband.

    3. Re:Forget Telephone Lines! by qualico · · Score: 1

      lol!

    4. Re:Forget Telephone Lines! by qualico · · Score: 1

      It's not my quote...if more Americans have cable than telephone...time to get telephones on those cables don't you think?

      Mabye in Mink they have to rely on Cband.
      I can't believe some neighbor wasn't smart enough to buy some coax and split a line with they guy down the lane.
      Don't underestimate those pig farms now, ya hear!

    5. Re:Forget Telephone Lines! by Secrity · · Score: 1

      Without an RJ-11 connection it is currently very difficult (some might say impossible) to set up a new TiVo box. This restriction may not apply to DirectTV TiVo's, but I believe that DirectTV requires a phone line to work. TiVo works great using a network after it has been set up using a wired phone line. There are ways around this problem, such as setting your TiVo up at a friend's house with a land line. If you are in a small town without wired telephones it may be a long drive to a friend's house to set up your TiVo. It would be a Good Thing if TiVo fixes this feature very soon.

      As an aside; I wonder, if in areas with no wired telephone service available, if it wouldn't be better to just install a cable TV/broadband system instead of investing in a wired telephone infrastructure.

    6. Re:Forget Telephone Lines! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's "you're", not "your", dumbarse!

  12. Don't forget the Amish by UpLateDrinkingCoffee · · Score: 4, Funny
    In the article they also say that as many as 6.2% of US homes don't have phone service - that would mean that 19 million Americans don't have wired phone lines available to them."
    Maybe some people just don't want a telephone, like the Amish. They certainly don't account for 6.2% of U.S. homes, but I'll bet it's a factor.
    1. Re:Don't forget the Amish by qualico · · Score: 1

      I'd mod this Interesting, Informative and Funny.

      Its so interesting that there exists a religion that won't allow contact with land line devices.
      Yet TV is ok?

      Informative for anyone who has not known this.

      and Funny as hell to see how they get around the problem.

    2. Re:Don't forget the Amish by deathazre · · Score: 5, Funny

      the hell, the amish have a website?

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    3. Re:Don't forget the Amish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how they update their web page ...

    4. Re:Don't forget the Amish by Bluetick · · Score: 1

      The Amish population isn't bigger than a couple hundred thousand though. If there are 19 million Americans without phone service available, they would be an almost insignificant factor.

    5. Re:Don't forget the Amish by Gaewyn+L+Knight · · Score: 1

      Ahh yes... but the Amish also wouldn't have a TV and that was a measly ~2% that didn't have one of those.

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    6. Re:Don't forget the Amish by jfengel · · Score: 1

      Hell, I'm ticked off that I didn't take luddite.com when I had the chance.

    7. Re:Don't forget the Amish by konstantinlevin · · Score: 1

      Hell yeah! Let's slashdot the Amish server. That'll make em remember why they gave up electricity.

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    8. Re:Don't forget the Amish by dourk · · Score: 1

      No, just people using them as a marketing device. From their about page:

      Scott Neader of La Crosse, Wisconsin, near Cashton, the largest Amish settlement in Wisconsin, is the owner of the URL (web site address) http://Amish.Net and the owner of Internet Solutions where he hosts and builds websites. Laurie, Neader's wife, first used Amish.Net from 1997 to market quilts made by Cashton's Amish women.

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    9. Re:Don't forget the Amish by operagost · · Score: 1

      Amish definitely do NOT watch TV - even the New Order types.

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    10. Re:Don't forget the Amish by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Even Baptists have a website now!

    11. Re:Don't forget the Amish by qualico · · Score: 1

      Can they look at a BillBoard, Magazine or Internet Page?

    12. Re:Don't forget the Amish by saldek · · Score: 1

      That guy manning the hamster wheel to power the server must be pretty pissed off by now.

    13. Re:Don't forget the Amish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most likely this town is full of black people. Although personally I grew up in an open-minded area, I have noticed that in rightwing parts of my country the USA, anyone with dark skin is treated badly, as are poor whites.

      For instance during this last election in New Mexico state, hispanics were routinely given "provisional" ballots, which everyone knows are never counted. So NM fell to Bush. In NM in fact the current effort to force a recount is also being thwarted by Bush's neo-con(artists) who are brazenly ignoring New Mexico state election law.

      More info about the recount efforts and election disenfranchisement is at http://www.votecobb.org.

    14. Re:Don't forget the Amish by fm6 · · Score: 1

      You're stereotyping. Amish may have a "humble" lifestyle, but they are not antitechnology. Many of them have phones.

  13. It said phones "of some kind" by Moonpie+Madness · · Score: 3, Informative

    probably meaning land or cell.

  14. Amish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Amish

    1. Re:Amish by badmammajamma · · Score: 1

      Amish in the City have telephones.

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  15. Send Michael Down There To Investigate Further. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the 'gators don't get him, the Klan will. Either way we'll all be better off.

    1. Re:Send Michael Down There To Investigate Further. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Michael is a nigger? When did this start?

  16. I didn't either... by LinuxInDallas · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I didn't have a land line either until I finally bought a house. Now the only reason I have it is because it's required for the security system. What a waste, every call on the land line is a telemarketer...about 6-10 a day.

    1. Re:I didn't either... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      get caller ID, then dont answer unless you know the caller...

    2. Re:I didn't either... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and use the Do Not Call List

    3. Re:I didn't either... by jschottm · · Score: 4, Funny

      What a waste, every call on the land line is a telemarketer...about 6-10 a day.

      At the very least, use it for some fun. Just get an answering machine without a ringer. Here's some ideas to get you started:

      1. Record the little error tone that the phone company uses and get a woman to do a really pinched voice, "The number you have called, 555-1234, has been changed. The new number is 555-1234. Please note this change."

      2. Get someone to do the voice of an elderly person, "Hello? Hello? You're goana have to speak up sonny, I'm a little hard of hearing. What? You're calling from who?" It helps if you can get a really long recording time.

      3. I'm going to assume from your username that you're down in Texas. Just record something really unpleasant happening on a farm to a cow.

      4. Fax handshake. For added style points, record a message and record a 300 baud modem sending it in plaintext ala Information Society.

      5. Amusing excerpts - for a while I had bits of Deliverence or the introduction to Jesus Built My Hotrod as my message.

      6. Same concept as 2, but get an actual little kid. "No, Daddy doesn't want to talk to you. I have blocks. I like them. I make..."

      At the end of the month, play back the messages and see if you got any amusing responses. It would be more amusing to hack up a Linux telephony box so you could record their responses as the message plays, but that might be a little too much effort.

    4. Re:I didn't either... by TheGavster · · Score: 1

      If its just for the alarm ... why pick up unless you know they're going to call to confirm an accidental activation?

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    5. Re:I didn't either... by mrbcs · · Score: 1
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    6. Re:I didn't either... by kfg · · Score: 1

      . . .then dont answer unless you know the caller...

      The pain in the ass is then not the answering, but the getting out of the shower to see if you should.

      Caller ID solves the problem of talking to people you don't want to, but it doesn't solve the problem of having to answer to the phone.

      KFG

    7. Re:I didn't either... by Nermal6693 · · Score: 1

      If the line's only used by a security system, then why is there a phone plugged in? If you unplug the phone, you won't even hear the incoming calls (I'm assuming the US phone system works the same way as the NZ one).

    8. Re:I didn't either... by radish · · Score: 1

      Wow. You really need to get that number on the federal DNC list. I have a New York 212 number which has been in the phone book for years, and under my name for 2. I used to get several marketing calls a day, now I get maybe one a month.

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    9. Re:I didn't either... by kfg · · Score: 1

      My former phone line was only plugged into a phone. I got tired of running to look at the caller ID screen 10 times a day only to find out it was a telemarketer, so I had it turned off.

      That was pre Do Not Call List. I may reconsider. I'm in no hurry. I'm enjoying the quiet.

      As for security I have a "vicious" guard cat who will lick and shed on any burgler to death. If that doesn't work I suppose she'll just help them carry my TV out to the van. It's worth a lot less than any security system that actually might do something useful would cost me.

      KFG

    10. Re:I didn't either... by LakeSolon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      First I turned off the ringer by my desk. It has a little flashing LED on it (presumably for the hard of hearing), and I can still hear the other phones in the house. But this way it just wasn't as annoying to wait out the ringing after I'd looked at the Caller ID and decided I didn't want to talk to "Marketing Services", but before the answering machine picked up.

      Then I was somewhere else in the house and did the same on that phone. Rinse, repeat. Now that all the ringers are off I rationalized that if it's important (but they don't have my cell number) they can leave a message, and I'll check those all at once and call them back.

      Now that everyone knows the home phone doesn't get answered, virtually all the messages are telemarketers. Since I know this I don't put a high priority on checking messages. So they accumulate. And instead of just a dozen messages, it's 20, 30 or more. I loathe skipping through them all so I let it go.

      Now, the answering machine is full and doesn't pick up.

      I suppose if the cable ever goes out I can at least use the landline for a dialup. Hardly seems worth the monthly fee though.

      ~Lake

    11. Re:I didn't either... by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      The pain in the ass is then not the answering, but the getting out of the shower to see if you should.

      So why get out of the shower? Are you likely to get a call so important that they can't leave a message and wait 10 minutes for you to call back?

      I don't know about the US, but here in the UK there's a free service taht records the last number to have called you. Just dial 1471 and a recorded voice tells you the number and time of the call (unless the number was ex-directory (not listed) or they dialled a special prefix number before the call (141 iirc)). Even if the person doesn't leave a message, chances are good you'll know who called.

    12. Re:I didn't either... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there a way to set up a caller ID system so that the phones won't even ring if the caller is not known?

      Similar to a "white-list" for email?

      That would be bliss.

    13. Re:I didn't either... by Tim+Locke · · Score: 1

      Is there a way to set up a caller ID system so that the phones won't even ring if the caller is not known?

      Sure. Only hook up a modem with caller id and check the incoming phone numbers. If it matches, play a wav file.

      On a similar note, back in the early 90's when I ran a BBS on my Amiga, I had one user who caused nothing but trouble. I set up a script to check the incoming caller id number and, if it was his number, the script wouldn't send the answer command.

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    14. Re:I didn't either... by SysGoddess · · Score: 1
      .....Just record something really unpleasant happening on a farm to a cow.

      You are a sick and twisted individual. I like that. ];>

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  17. Demand - Supply by FuturePastNow · · Score: 3, Informative

    My mother lives way out in the country, and the local telco quoted her an obscene price to run a landline to the house. Unfortunately, she lives too far from the highway to get decent cellphone coverage. She ended up having to pay it.

    I have to believe, though, that if the people of Mink, LA really wanted phone coverage some company would have wanted to sell it to them. I guess it wasn't worth it, until now, for just fifteen homes.

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    1. Re:Demand - Supply by qualico · · Score: 1

      Some smart guy is going to go setup a Dlink 624 next to the cable Internet and make some good coin off 15 people per month. Especially if they use VOIP services.

      Hell, I'm phoneing those people right now! ...Oh wait...no phone.

      Time to buy a plane ticket I guess.

    2. Re:Demand - Supply by green+pizza · · Score: 1

      My mother lives way out in the country, and the local telco quoted her an obscene price to run a landline to the house. Unfortunately, she lives too far from the highway to get decent cellphone coverage. She ended up having to pay it.
      She was screwed. At most, she should only have to pay for the run from her house to the nearest splice box, which should be installed within a few hundred feet of the house. It's too bad she already paid, she should have taken the case to the state or county public service commision. There is a lot of rural phone and power grant money available to pay for runs like that. She shouldn't have had to pay.

    3. Re:Demand - Supply by wesmills · · Score: 1

      That's the thing .. In some rural areas (portions of Central Texas, anyone?), there is NO PHONE INFRASTRUCTURE at all. No splice box, no poles, no wires, no nothing. The "obscene price" quoted was likely the cost, in wire-feet, to connect her house to something on the PSTN, since there was currently no wire to her house.

    4. Re:Demand - Supply by LnxAddct · · Score: 1

      I guess its too late now because she already had the line ran, but satellite and VoIP would've worked nicely. Granted, itd have a slight lag in the conversation, but no different the calling someone in Europe. If something like this comes up again, you might want to think about it.
      Regards,
      Steve

    5. Re:Demand - Supply by green+pizza · · Score: 1

      That's the thing .. In some rural areas (portions of Central Texas, anyone?), there is NO PHONE INFRASTRUCTURE at all. No splice box, no poles, no wires, no nothing. The "obscene price" quoted was likely the cost, in wire-feet, to connect her house to something on the PSTN, since there was currently no wire to her house.
      I should have been more clear -- they shouldn't charge her ANYTHING for brining the infrastructure to her property line. She may be required to pay for the cable run from the nearest (newly-installed) splice box and she may have to sign an agreement to keep POTS service for at least a year or two. But there's no reason why she should have to pay for the poles and boxes. Granted the longest runs I've seen and heard about to existing homes without telco service were 10 miles. But still... that's a pretty darn long trenching run.

    6. Re:Demand - Supply by TheHawke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't mean a dammed thing... Telephones come under the definition of UTILITY. Meaning, that the CLEC has no option that if a client wants telephone service installed, they have to run the dammed wires to the utility drop at the property line, no matter if it means 2 miles off of the road or 20. Then it's up to the client to finish the run to his home via any method that he/she can find, by either running the lead-in via poles or bury the bloody thing. The telephone company CANNOT deny ANYONE service based upon location, that is FEDERAL Law.

      If they bitch, take it up the ladder to the next in command, and keep it up until you find a joker that will help you out.

      If that fails, call, email, or write to your state PUC and drop the hammer on the telco's head, HARD!
      These money-grubbing weasels will try to wriggle out of ANY money-losing opportunity that they can, even at the expense of a customers life.

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    7. Re:Demand - Supply by TheHawke · · Score: 1

      IF the jokers try to make her sign a commitment, then they are full of crap. Under the utility regs, she does NOT have to sign ANY form of commitment whatsoever for basic telephone service. For any extra features (call waiting, call ID, etc.) there may be a commitment requested then and only then.

      I had sbc drop a 6 pair lead-in from a utility pole to the home i'm in right now, about 100 yards worth. The contractor had to run the bloody thing under a fence, not to mention tunneling under TWO concrete driveways! I didn't have to pay a single red cent for any of that extra work that they did.

      You get someone that's wise to their ways to help you out, you can make your telco dance to the tune that you set, instead of the other way around.

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    8. Re:Demand - Supply by FuturePastNow · · Score: 1

      Satellite would have cost even more, and VOIP would have required either DSL (no phone line) or cable (also nonexistant). The nearest phone splice box was a long way away. The infrastructure just didn't exist- the telco had to put in poles and everything. To make things worse, they originally ran the wire on the surface, across the road, which quickly destroyed it.

      Not a terribly competant company, but it was the cheapest (and best) option. They didn't make her pay for everything. This was all in rural Illinois.

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    9. Re:Demand - Supply by Reziac · · Score: 1

      As I understand it, that only applies if you're within some telco's designated service area. If not, you're SOL.

      I've lived two places where I could not get phone service (both in Montana, 1977-1984). And to this day, just about any part of California that is more than 1500 feet from an existing line (which for practical purposes means a paved road) is likewise SOL -- that's the farthest they'll run it for "free", and you'll have hell's own time getting 'em to run it beyond that if you don't pay for it (as I recall, the way they interpret the regs, there have to be at least 8 customers available before they're "required" to comply).

      Another problem: there is no utility easements to many properties (even if they have legal road access). And this little Catch-22: Above-ground lines are now prohibited in this part of Calif., but permits for buried cable are withheld by local gov't, because they aren't taxable, whereas above-ground lines ARE taxed.

      Waving around threats to file a complaint with the PUC used to get instant results, but now the PUC's power has been diluted (to essentially nothing, here in Calif.), so the utilities foot-drag forever and nothing gets done.

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  18. Direcway and VOIP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heck why not just get Direcway and VOIP service at leat youll have high speed internet and phone service.

    1. Re:Direcway and VOIP by green+pizza · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The latency would be horrible. You'd have to end every sentence with "over". May as well just use a CB Radio.

    2. Re:Direcway and VOIP by dameron · · Score: 1
    3. Re:Direcway and VOIP by dosius · · Score: 1

      Broadband? Direcway? ROFL. I knew someone who used them and her connection was horribly unreliable, and had uplink comparable to a 28.8 modem. She's on DSL now, but they didn't offer it then.

      Moll.

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    4. Re:Direcway and VOIP by aminorex · · Score: 1

      Baloney. LEO satellites like Iridium totally rock.
      Too bad they have no hope of paying for themselves
      due to the concentration of population in large
      killzones, erm, i mean cities.

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  19. Re:How long do they have to wait... by jay-be-em · · Score: 0

    Good idea!

    Wait, no, that's dumb.

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  20. Howdy Cousin! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now yu' can talk to that Filly down the road without gettin'
    on a horse...Next thing yu' know your a dad agin'...what will they think of next!

    1. Re:Howdy Cousin! by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

      Next, they'll probably think that you are a retard.

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    2. Re:Howdy Cousin! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they'll think he's a city slicker in need of an attitude adjustment. Just ask Ned Beatty.

  21. Rural Telecommunications Acts by green+pizza · · Score: 5, Informative

    In the USA, there are Rural Telecommunication (and electrification) Acts. I'm not sure about new construction, but I know that in rural Texas if you have an old isolated homestead in need of telephone service, you can call up the nearest telco and they'll string out lines no matter what it costs. It all gets paid for by federal grants.

    The only catch is the telco territory boundries. Sometimes two telcos will bicker over who gets to (or who has to) string the lines. A vist to your state's public services commissioner will get things moving though.

    1. Re:Rural Telecommunications Acts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but at this point in time, why bother running copper phone services to Mink, LA? Why doesn't the telco splurge and run FTTH (since they've gotta go to the home anyway) and set up the most-wired telco-run city in the USA?

      That'd show all those people who whine about how they can't get decent high speed services and how the telcos are bribing states to outlaw cities providing faster services than the telcos would ever bother to set up.

    2. Re:Rural Telecommunications Acts by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It all gets paid for by federal grants.

      Hm, I wonder how many of these people moved out to the country because they wanted to "get the government off their backs", or were looking for lower taxes...

    3. Re:Rural Telecommunications Acts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Green pizza wrote "if you have an old isolated homestead in need of telephone service, you can call up the nearest telco".

      If you are in need of telephone service how do you call up the nearest telco?

  22. What the hell? by evilviper · · Score: 3, Funny
    No matter how many times I read it, I have no clue what the hell this paragraph in the story is supposed to mean:

    The analog service, which is being phased out here, also lacks features like voice mail. So people like Ray, who sells fire-extinguishing systems for Firetrace International in the Southeast, can sometimes be found at the local Dumpster in a clearing, shouting into his digital cell phone: "How is the signal? HOW IS THE SIGNAL?"


    Whaaaaaa?
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    1. Re:What the hell? by suwain_2 · · Score: 1

      My friend's first reaction to this quote:
      "Those are the people that voted red."

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    2. Re:What the hell? by chickenrob · · Score: 1

      oh, come on man! If your not hanging out at the local Dumpster in a clearing, you just ain't living. Everyone who is anyone is there. It's also a great place to get a poor digital cell phone sigal!

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    3. Re:What the hell? by Combuchan · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Would you really expect otherwise from such a small town in Lousiana?

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    4. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, some hang out by the stick, some a dumpster. You're just jealous that you're not having as much fun. (ok, in reality, it's not any different than those Verizon commercials with the idiot going "can you hear me now?").

    5. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahahaha, thanx :)

    6. Re:What the hell? by IO+ERROR · · Score: 1
      "How is the signal? HOW IS THE SIGNAL?"

      I vote these people Most Likely to Kidnap The "Can You Hear Me Now" Guy And Stuff Him Into That Dumpster.

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    7. Re:What the hell? by camooT · · Score: 1

      Where'd the other 44% go?

  23. No Phone != Primitive ==> Example: China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful
    The grandparent article gives the impression that Mink, LA is a primitive place because its people are just now getting landline telephones. Do not be deceived. Technology or the lack of it does not necessarily correlate with the sophistication of the people. I bet good money that the folks in Mink, LA live far better and higher quality lives than the folks with actual landline phones in either China or India.

    Both the Chinese and the Indians support massive numbers of abortions targetting female fetuses. You tell me. Who is the barbarian?

  24. Huh? by dghcasp · · Score: 4, Interesting
    a survey released in October found that 93.8 percent of American households had telephones of some sort. More households had televisions--98.2 percent, according to Nielsen Media Research-NTI.

    Consider that Nielson would probably have done telephone surveys to determine these statistics, how exactly do they calculate how many people don't have phones?

    "Hey, call Floyd and ask if he's got a phone!"
    Who's Floyd? What's his number?
    I don't know, but there must be a Floyd. Hmm, not in the white pages, so he must not have a phone
    So don't call him, but when you call him, ask him if he has a T.V.

    Can you say Reductio ad absurdum kids? I knew you could!

    1. Re:Huh? by imthesponge · · Score: 3, Informative
      http://216.239.63.104/search?q=cache:-AAPfXFzjjEJ: www.fcc.gov/Bureaus/Common_Carrier/Reports/FCC-Sta te_Link/IAD/subs0704.pdf&hl=en (google cache)

      They use the Census.

      "Recognizing the need for more precise periodic measurements of subscribership, the Commission requested that the Census Bureau include questions on telephone availability as part of its CPS, which monitors demographic trends between the decennial censuses."

    2. Re:Huh? by SinaSa · · Score: 1

      Did it occur to you they maybe just add up the total number of personal number entries in the white pages for each district or whatever, then subtract that from the total population?

      O.K so I glossed over unlisted numbers, but they could also gather that data from telcos. Just call up the telco and ask how many people they have subscribed. Add them all up, subtract that from the total population.

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    3. Re:Huh? by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

      Many people have (a) unlisted phone numbers as noted or (b) more than one telephone number/line per household. Thus any data collected in that way would probably be meaningless.

      It was a decent guess, though.

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    4. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      add up the total number of personal number entries in the white pages for each district or whatever, then subtract that from the total population

      Umm, no. It is common to have one phone line per family.

    5. Re:Huh? by SinaSa · · Score: 1

      Fine. Subtract it from the total number of households from the last census.

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    6. Re:Huh? by aminorex · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing you'll get a negative number.
      Lots of people with phones refuse to comply with
      the census.

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  25. 'Nother night gathered roun' the pay phone.... by Hanzie · · Score: 1
    what part of don't have phone service mean to you? it means they have no phones. no lines, no towers.

    It means "No Secrets"

    From the article:

    For years, they said, they used a pay phone at the Kisatchie general store. "But people were nosy - they'd come out and sit on the bench to listen," Blanche Marshall said.
    Apparently, life around there is incredibly boring too. From the descriptions the article has of the inhabitants, I can't imagine their phone calls being very thrilling. hanzie
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    1. Re:'Nother night gathered roun' the pay phone.... by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 2, Insightful
      From the descriptions the article has of the inhabitants, I can't imagine their phone calls being very thrilling.
      My guess is that 99.99% of anybody's (except, perhaps, phone-sex workers') phone calls are probably not very thrilling.
      Kind of like blogs, really.
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    2. Re:'Nother night gathered roun' the pay phone.... by haxorphreak · · Score: 1

      depends on what is considered boring, and that vaires greatly from person to person. if youd want peace and quiet, a place like that is whered you go. i live very close to towns like these, not mink (come to think of it, ive lived in louisiana all of my life and i havent heard of it)but similar, although with land lines and cellular phones, and with like, about 100 people, it can be very nice

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  26. his math is way off too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it's 6.2%, it wouldn't be anywhere near 19 million Americans, unless America had around 310 million people, which it does not.

    1. Re:his math is way off too by MrDomino · · Score: 2, Informative
    2. Re:his math is way off too by TheGavster · · Score: 1

      Really, closer to 6.5: http://www.census.gov/main/www/popclock.html

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    3. Re:his math is way off too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he meant just the US, not the whole planet. Thats just how Americans think...

  27. technology in rural America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    The truth is that there are plenty of homes in the US that aren't even on the electric grid!

    as of 1994 100,000 homes
    http://lists.cohousing.org/archives/cohousi ng-l/ms g00481.html

    How-To
    http://www.oreillynet.com/pub/a/network/ 2004/12/03 /grid.html

    I was talking to a tech friend of mine the other day. He said about 40% of the homes where he came from didn't have electricity! This was in Id, USA... Crazy eh?

    1. Re:technology in rural America by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      The first link seems to talk about people who basically don't want to be on the grid.

    2. Re:technology in rural America by Mazem · · Score: 1

      Many houses in hard-to-reach places power themselves with wind/solar and gas as a backup. Commuication through sattelite.

  28. Not really dumb by grahamsz · · Score: 1

    Sure the fines proposed are dumb, but it seems wrong for public service companies to be able to pick and choose who gets which service.

    Means large parts of the united states probably wont see broadband in this decade because it's not immediately profitable for their providers.

    I dont see why the government can't set goals for broadband availability since it'll cripple the US if parts of it fall behind Europe and Asia.

    1. Re:Not really dumb by Sensible+Clod · · Score: 1

      Indeed. That's why I posted what I did. It appears that the mods didn't get my sarcasm, even though I intentionally wrote in 419er style. Oh well. What can one expect from the typical /. mod mob?

      They'll probably mod this down too. See ya.

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    2. Re:Not really dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, broadband for the masses sounds great, and it WILL be great if it ever happens, HOWEVER:

      Without something like the USF tax for broadband then providers (whether it's Comcast or Above.net or Covad or whatever) will have no incentive to lay the foundation for it for the same reasons that there's no incentive to put telephone service in a place that has a grand total of 15 people. It's just too expensive to warrant it. If you were a decision maker at one of these companies you would agree.

      I'm not suggesting that the internet be taxed, at least, not in a per-MB way. I do think, though, that some there should be a levy of some sort for just such a project. After WWII we made roads across the US. Now, 60+ years later, let's take the next step and lay a solid network across the USA. But don't expect it to come in the form of a charitable contribution from service providers. They won't cough up the dough.

      The problem with this scenario is that this would make some service providers into official Public Utilities instead of 100% private companies. Things could get kinda weird legally when it comes to things like right-of-way.

  29. Telephone service by eric76 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We didn't get telephone service to my home until 1971 or so.

    Before that, if we needed to make a telephone call, we had to go to my grandmother's house.

    More often, we'd call my grandmother on the radio and she'd place the call for us.

    1. Re:Telephone service by chakmol · · Score: 1

      This story reminds me of some other telephone weirdness/coolness from some years ago. Bryant Pond, Maine was the last place in the US to have a "Hooterville" style switchboard for the entire town, and it was still in operation up until 1983. You can read some of the history here: 'the Bryant Pond board remains the last central office manual exchange in America'. At least they had phones! I was kind of sad when I heard they'd modernized after '83.

  30. Vonage sucks -- Re:Forget Telephone Lines! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Vonage sucks.. Why pay so much when you can get it for FREE.

    1. Re:Vonage sucks -- Re:Forget Telephone Lines! by qualico · · Score: 1

      For you and I no doubt, but service is not free to those without the means to an end.

  31. WTF by AndyChrist · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What the fuck have we been paying that universal service fee for?

    1. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Black Ops, Covert Actions... etc.

    2. Re:WTF by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 0, Troll

      Ask Bill Clinton.

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    3. Re:WTF by Exatron · · Score: 1

      I have no idea, and I don't appreciate paying money for the ability to call the entire universe when I'll only ever need to talk to a tiny portion of it.

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  32. This is the result of action earlier this year by Emperor+Skull · · Score: 1

    http://www.usatoday.com/tech/news/2004-01-20-no-ph ones_x.htm

  33. Huh? Dont tell me... by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 3, Funny

    ---The Federal Communications Commission does not keep track of places without phone service, but a survey released in October found that 93.8 percent of American households had telephones of some sort

    Was it a PHONE survey? Please dont say it so..

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    1. Re:Huh? Dont tell me... by imthesponge · · Score: 1

      Nope, it was part of the census.

    2. Re:Huh? Dont tell me... by rm999 · · Score: 1

      That doens't even make sense, because then the number would have been 100% and common sense would have flown out the window

    3. Re:Huh? Dont tell me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doens't even make sense, because then the number would have been 100%

      No, if they did a phone survey, a fraction of the numbers dialed would be out of service. :)

  34. They'll be getting electricity soon too... by mantle_etching · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe.

  35. Only Michael Sims by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody else would think this article was even semi-literate enough to be reposted here. Not even Taco would have posted it. Maybe it links back to Roland's blog or something. I dunno.

  36. And most calls went likt this: by Santa_Clause · · Score: 1

    "Thanks for calling, I'll find a telephone booth and call you back." When your paying a dollar+ a minute, it adds up.

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  37. So where do the millions go? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All those millions of "additional fees" that are tacked to to phone bills to pay for communities like this?

    Is there any relation to servicing these people?

    Knowing the phone industry, it probably goes into the bottomless pit of general revenue...

  38. Re:But wouldn't that be a kind of cruelty to gator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    do you really think any gator would touch him?!

  39. Get a life! by Alwin+Henseler · · Score: 1
    You seem to be very concerned about those poor folks in Tibet (and I happen to agree with that btw), or you're really just bored out of your skull, and abusing /. for fun. Who knows?

    Checking a few articles, it looks like you've been trolling every other story here on Slashdot (for moderators: just browse at -1 threshold, and look for comments containing "China", or the same link from the parent post). Can't you read the title: "News for Nerds" ?

    If you really feel strong about the subject, just go make your own site, or contribute to other sites on the subject, okay? Slashdot moderators will have spotted this by now, and just mod you out of sight, so you're wasting your time. Otherwise, get a life!

    (some ugly namecalling deleted)

    1. Re:Get a life! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me get this straight.

      'Slashdot moderators' are going to mod 'Anonymous Coward' 'out of sight'?

      Agreed, that post was pretty trollish (even though it got an 'insightful' somewhere else in the page) but you have a curious idea as to how moderation works.

  40. Re:it's $25+tax for unlimited calling by nxs212 · · Score: 1

    it's 25 bucks, not 15 per month. 15 only gets you 500 minutes. I guess that's enough if you have a cell phone or live in your parents's basement and have no friends.
    Both plans come with callerID, 3-way calling,repeat redial,etc.
    The BEST feature that I actually use is making Vonage ring my landline AND cell phone at the SAME TIME when I am receiving an incoming phone call. What's the big deal? You will never miss an important phone call and will have the option to answer landline (save cell minutes) if you are near your phone or use your cell as a remote caller id - no need to answer, just look to see who is calling. And of course you can just answer the cell if you are nowhere near your house.

  41. Reasons why people don't have phone service by davidwr · · Score: 1

    1) they can't afford it - it's a sad fact but many poor people simply cannot afford a phone, even at subsidized rates.
    2) they use cellular
    3) they don't want a phone

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    1. Re:Reasons why people don't have phone service by Radical+Rad · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The reason I don't have a phone is that when I built my house, the regional bell would not hook up a new phone service unless I provided them with copies of 2 of the following 3 documents: drivers license, social security card, birth certificate. I explained to them that the grocer and gas station and numerous other businesses don't demand to keep my personal information on file in order to allow me to buy from them. The woman I was talking to informed me that if I wanted a phone I didn't have a choice in the matter. I begged her pardon but I do have a choice. Bye bye Ameritech. You've lost a customer for life. I found I am much happier without a phone anyway. In the year and a half since then I have not had one telemarketing call disturb my dinner or television shows and I have other things I can spend $30 a month on like high speed internet access.

    2. Re:Reasons why people don't have phone service by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you realize this but no business can legally require you to provide your SSN (as far as i know) --I'm sure if you'd worked your way up the foodchain you'd have run into a manager or someone who wasn't reading from a script who knew that.

      OTOH, as you said, peace and quiet. And extra money.

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    3. Re:Reasons why people don't have phone service by mybecq · · Score: 1
    4. Re:Reasons why people don't have phone service by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Was this the phone company's stupid decision or some stupid state or federal regulation? (Kinda sounds like a PATRIOTic ACTion, doesn't it?)

      Either way, it's completely insane -- yeah, they're in a position where once you're a customer they have a hard time cutting you off and may take a couple months' loss on you if you don't pay on time, but even so, this is hardly the calibre of loss as, say, if you wrote a bad check for a bigscreen TV. The most they'd be out would be about $100.

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    5. Re:Reasons why people don't have phone service by Kenardy · · Score: 1

      The grocer and the gas station don't extend you credit, either.

      When you use a credit card at the gas station and grocery store, the payment is guaranteed by the card issuer. The grocer and gas station pay the credit card issuer for that guarantee.

      I'd guess that you'd get a different response if you asked the grocer to wait 60 days for payment.

    6. Re:Reasons why people don't have phone service by Radical+Rad · · Score: 1

      I order things that I am later billed for and those businesses don't want to retain a copy of my birth certificate. Examples: magazine subscriptions, plumbers, and mail order COD. As for the phone company, I would be happy to pay in advance for local phone service and have long distance turned off just like they can turn off 900 numbers. I would never use Amerisuck for long distance anyway.

  42. can't or don't? by ssand · · Score: 1

    Is it they can't have land lines, or they choose not to. ~6% unable to get it is far greater than 6% who choose not to get it.

  43. What's a TelePhone? by ananegg · · Score: 1

    What's a TelePhone? *goes back to whirting letters and useing his Telegraph*

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    1. Re:What's a TelePhone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hopefully that telegraph has spell check

  44. No cell service on I-49 by mrbrown1602 · · Score: 2, Informative

    As a resident of the state of Louisiana, I can tell you that there has NEVER been cell service on most of I-49... which is mostly just forested area. I can remember driving my sister to college back in the mid-90s (when my dad had a humongous cell phone w/ a battery pack)... there wasn't service back then, and there still isn't service now.

  45. Map? Directions? by antis0c · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Anyone have any ideas where the remaining people live? I'd like to move there. I can feel my blood pressure lowering just thinking about it.

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    1. Re:Map? Directions? by imthesponge · · Score: 1

      http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=us&ie=UTF-8& q=minor+-league&start=10&sa=N Dunno, but Arkansas has the least phone subcribal ratio with 87.1%.

    2. Re:Map? Directions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep in mind, that your blood pressure should only go down in these parts if you are white.....

    3. Re:Map? Directions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that sounds even better! better stay away from all that good Southern food or your blood pressure will go back up.

    4. Re:Map? Directions? by haxorphreak · · Score: 1

      he's right, not to be a racist though (which i am not), the south is populated with african americans as well as whites (many racist), but certain parts you will not see a black man for miles. why? because there are people who are just mean to african ameicans so much that itll scare the biggest black guy with the deepest voice stereotyped man senseless, some whites too. growing up in south louisiana, i hear the n-word a lot, most of the time with a heavy accent.

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    5. Re:Map? Directions? by haxorphreak · · Score: 1

      northerners (yankees j/j) like southern food, namely crawfish and gumbo, but lots of fat and lard are involved, and healthy food is considered somewhat blasphemy. for example, my family considers food made north of I-49 bland, and when my dad or i cook beef, theres a gravy that is about 50% grease/fat. tastes good too.

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    6. Re:Map? Directions? by haxorphreak · · Score: 1

      sorry for the double=post, im new. but anywho, that reminds me of a story. one time, my dad took on of his friends who happened to be black on his first fishing trip, farther than he had ever been form home, at a camp ground, very redneck, as in rebel flags at every houseboat redneck. well they were fishing and tons of people in boats were going really fast an makin a lot of waves. not knowing of racist rednecks, he said, "HEY!!!! YOU'RE FUCKING WITH OUR FISHING!!!" MY DAD FREAKED OUR AND WAS LIKE, "DUDE SHUT UP MAN THEY'RE GONNA KILL US!!!1 DONT YOU SEE THE REBEL FLAGS!?!?!?!" sorry yall im just full of coffee and little lanyappe (southern/cajun for extra) facts about louisiana.

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    7. Re:Map? Directions? by be0wulfjr · · Score: 1

      d00d I-49 runs North-to-South. Anything over I-10 be bland, sha!

  46. yeee haww by DonniKatz · · Score: 1, Funny

    most folk'll always had a phone, but then again some folk'll aren't cleetus the slack jaws yokel /fiddles

    1. Re:yeee haww by Different+Tan · · Score: 1

      They b'aint Cleetus, they're; John Ray, who shoots deer and squirrels from his front porch and cooks up batches of fragrant gumbo, said that with his precarious health he would welcome a land line. That MUST surely be a piss take.

  47. AOL? by unuselessj · · Score: 1

    So how long will it be before someone in Mink gets AOL dialup?

    1. Re:AOL? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You like D & D, Audre hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and Crockett. You can't swim, you can't dance and you don't know karate. Face it, you're never gonna make it."

      This is actually dialog from a music video. Basically, what I got from that was; It's seems like we hear that everyday, someone always telling you there's no way you're gonna make it for whatever reasons that apply to you (Maybe not quite the same as above ;P). The guy then said, and Honestly, The best response I have ever heard:

      "I don't wanna make it, I just wanna-"

      You can put anything you want at the end of that sentence. You can say I just wanna live or I just wanna be me. It doesn't matter the truth is our dreams, our life, should never rely on what kind of music someone listens too or what kind of group accepts them or who they hangout with. As long as you're doing what you love and living! You don't have to make it...

      And with that said...

      I am now a 'My Chemical Romance' Fan :D WahHOO!

    2. Re:AOL? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure that an AOL/TWX helicopter is headed toward Mink with an emergency air drop of AOL Disks right now. :D

  48. Re:it's $25+tax for unlimited calling by qualico · · Score: 1

    Thats the "Call Hunting" feature.

    Anyway, the $15 is from another service.
    (Didn't think anyone was paying attention.) ;-)

  49. Ain't nuthin illegal in Louisiana when yer hongry by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Troll

    Louisiana doesn't have land, they have swamp. Swamplines?

    "If it fits in the fryer, it's dinner."
    - Cajun Jack

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  50. Re:Since when.. by smart.id · · Score: 1

    I think the headline was supposed to be sort of sarcastic.

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  51. What's the problem? by Fuzzy_The_Quantum_Du · · Score: 1



    If they don't have phone service, then let them get fiber to the premises.

    </bad marie antoinette joke>

  52. VoIP? by Guspaz · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It's the opposite of cheaper, but every one of those people should be able to get telephone service...

    All they need to do is get two-way satellite internet service (Admittedly not cheap), and then subscribe for VoIP. The benefit of course is that since they're not technically in any area code, they can pick any area code and join it.

    Yes, satellite has high latency (Something like 500ms minimum), but on a telephone half a second of delay isn't really noticeable. The only question would be if the VoIP app would be able to handle the latency.

    1. Re:VoIP? by HFXPro · · Score: 1

      Half a second of delay isn't noticable? Obviously, you have no knowledge about human perception when it comes to voice. Most humans will begin noticing delay around 50ms when it comes to spoken conversation. By the time you hit 500 ms, it becomes annoying if you are not used to it. Transcribe that into at least a second and you will find that conversations often suffer from the problem of both sides trying to speak at once and having to stop and restart. This is all very annoying.

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    2. Re:VoIP? by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      That happens to me with pretty close to no latency. You get used to it ;)

      Overseas calls have latency of anywhere from 100 to 300 milliseconds, and it's not that bad.
      Fact is, a good quality, reliable connection, with an actual phone number people can call in and out of (Unlike the bag phones) is worth the 500ms penalty.

    3. Re:VoIP? by isdnip · · Score: 1

      > but on a telephone half a second of delay isn't really noticeable

      Hello? On a telephone line, half a second of delay is widely viewed as unacceptable.

      I design phone networks, and am rather familiar with the rules. When delay is more than 10 milliseconds, it's traditionally normal to do something about the echo, so it isn't noticeable, though today that's not so commonly done. At 50 milliseconds, active echo cancellation is required. Landline telephone service is considered degraded when the delay is more than about 100 ms., which is quite common (rather short, actually) even on high-quality VoIP.

      The delay of a satellite conversation -- about half a second round trip -- is simply not tolerated for telephony unless there is no alternative. During the 1970s, IBM, Aetna and Comsat spent a fortune launching a set of satellites, SBS, the first rooftop VSAT network. It was supposed to handle voice and data, offering the first real end-to-end competition to Ma Bell. It flopped big time in the phone space because of the delay. All subsequent domestic satellite projects met the same fate. The international long distance carriers ended up using satellites for only one leg of an undersea call (back when undersea cable bandwidth was expensive; the common routes are cheaper than dirt nowadays) in order to cut round-trip delay in half. Satellites are great for broadcasting (not interactive) but tolerated for telephony only where there's no alternative, places like islands, ships, reporters on the roof of hotels in Baghdad, and remote Arctic villages.

      Add satellite delay to VoIP delay and you end up with a kind of weird conversation, almost half-duplex in nature, not at all natural.

    4. Re:VoIP? by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      I guess I'm just used to the high delay that can be associated with intercontinental VoIP. Rarely do I have to deal with 500ms, but I have little trouble with 200 to 300ms.

      The whole point is though that these people CANNOT get a landline, nor cellular. While the phone company is now installing landlines at enormous expense, there are still other places in similar situations. What's better, 500ms of VoIP latency, but having a real phone line, or no latency, but no phoneline?

  53. Errr.. Universal Service Fund by gibbynoz · · Score: 1

    Whatever happened to the "Universal Service Fund" we pay for on our phone bills? Isn't that supposed to cover the cost of running phone lines to people who choose to live in the middle of nowhere?

    1. Re:Errr.. Universal Service Fund by 241comp · · Score: 1

      Yes, and it does. That's where the "Federal Grants" the parent speaks of come from. They aren't actually grants - it is a fund into which we all pay and from which telcos dip to provide Jim Urbanite who moved 30 miles out in the middle of nowhere and now demands phone service with a $500K copper loop.

  54. Boy... we may be behind here in louisiana... but.. by bmooney28 · · Score: 3, Funny

    slashdot missed this story by the better part of a week ;) (check the date on it!)

  55. Re:Since when.. by slavemowgli · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The posting's title was obviously sarcastic.

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  56. Don't put a phone on the land line. by bs_02_06_02 · · Score: 1

    I had a 2nd line for a period of time. I was waiting for DSL or cable modem in my neighborhood. I never put a phone on the 2nd line, but I gave out that number to any business that asked. I didn't care. I certainly wasn't going to give them my unlisted number. I tried calling it once... and it just rang and rang. No voicemail, nothing. Perfect. I wish I had an idea of how many telemarketers or even auto-dialers tried that number. I still use it today. I know no one has it... several businesses use a phone number as a lookup.

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  57. LOL hmmm high speed Internet for mink?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well It's almost 2005 and they're JUST getting phone service so I would think the residents of Mink (or residenT) don't/doesn't even know what the Internet is... If they do then OMG they can have DIALUP now!! WOAH!!! Why don't they just run a single T1 line to that village to give them all Internet and they can do voice over IP?

  58. Private and public telcos by ockegheim · · Score: 1

    In Australia, the government is going to sell Telstra, the national telco, subject to there being a sufficient standard of service in rural areas. I think Telstra should be divided into its core services ie. the national network, owned by the government, and its non-core services like adsl, expensive premium phone services and suspect expansions into Asia. At the moment, Telstra is (almost) the only provider of adsl, and it charges competing companies as much or more for wholesale adsl as it charges customers retail.

    Back on to topic: a nationally owned core-network company would have no problem sending out landlines, especially to a community of fifteen houses. In comparison, when cable television was belatedly introduced in Australia, two competing companies strung up their cables in many places in Melbourne until they ran out of money. So there is a duplicated service in many places (especially now the two programming providers have merged and are showing the same thing), and no service in many places. If I answer one of the fliers in my mail advertising Foxtel TV, and give my inner-city medium density housing address, I'm told that "the satellite service is available to your address, Sir". The objectives of a private company are to make a profit and provide service, wheras a public company should provide service and then (perhaps) make a profit.

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  59. Not really dumb-Not when monies involved. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Sure the fines proposed are dumb, but it seems wrong for public service companies to be able to pick and choose who gets which service."

    And yet people complain about the Universal Service fee on their bills, and used arguments like "If they want to live in rural areas? They should pay for the service. No one's subsidizing me."

    So basically all the above is simply that people (and companies) will talk the talk. But when it comes to money, they will not walk the walk. The latter because it costs too much, and the former because they can't see the social good.

    BTW. One can find out who has phone and electricity, every four years. It's called the US Census.

    1. Re:Not really dumb-Not when monies involved. by grahamsz · · Score: 1

      People complain about Universal Service Fee because it's an operating cost of your telecoms company yet they don't roll it into their advertized monthly rate.

      Imagine subscribing to slashdot and having them bill you for:

      Bandwidth Fee $0.39
      Admin Salaries $20.31 ...

      It's a cost of doing business and should be rolled into the cost that's presented to customers. I'd also argue that sales tax and CRV should be rolled in, as in europe, since it makes instore prices a lot clearer.

  60. In Other, Unrelated News... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The combined average IQ of the internet has fallen five points.

    1. Re:In Other, Unrelated News... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're just jealous that it didn't drop 10 points like when you got your first account.

  61. OMG silly me! They would also need computers and.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOL I forgot... just having a T1 line wouldn't be enough... they also need computers and electricity! oops hee hee

  62. Reservations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This reminds me of when Clinton went to the Navajo Reservation and promised that all the Navajo kids living there would get and internet connection in their home for education. Of course, since ~50% of the Navajo living on the rez don't have electricity, let alone a phone line, there was quite the discussion as to how this was going to happen.
    Eventually the BIA built a powerlines out to most places and gave them a wireless network.

  63. Downside of technology. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "1) they can't afford it - it's a sad fact but many poor people simply cannot afford a phone, even at subsidized rates."

    Who's ranks will be swelling here in a few years.
    Go bad economy, and devalued dollar.

    At least on the bright side, they don't have to worry about the constant bombardment that the phone represents. That's why the Amish keep the things at arms length.

  64. Big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't have a landline. I have a cell phone and my neighbour's wlan. A couple of my friends don't have landlines, either -- they hate the telco.

    So what? I don't need one. If someone wants to call me, they can call my cell.

  65. Errr.. Universal Service Fund-Bitter Pill. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Yes, and it does. That's where the "Federal Grants" the parent speaks of come from. They aren't actually grants - it is a fund into which we all pay and from which telcos dip to provide Jim Urbanite who moved 30 miles out in the middle of nowhere and now demands phone service with a $500K copper loop."

    Sounds like someone's a little bitter. Just be glad you'll never move rural anywere in your life. So you'll never get the chance to test it.

    1. Re:Errr.. Universal Service Fund-Bitter Pill. by 241comp · · Score: 1

      Hey, I'm not saying it's not a good thing - just telling it like it is (actually, I'm likely to be Jim Urbanite moving to the country in 3-5 years when I sell my city home). Personally, I wish the FCC would approve some of the reliable wireless link hardware so that we could all save some money on providing service to people way out in nowheresville (me included it that so happens) - and they'd get their service installed faster too.

  66. Sign up for the Do Not Call list by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Informative

    https://www.donotcall.gov/default.aspx it's well worth the minimal time it takes. The vast majority of telemarketers respect this list, and don't call you. The reason is that they can face severe fines if they do. There are always a few morons, and it won't get rid of those, but you can expect to see 95%+ of the calls go away. The main ones you'll recieve are from companies that you do bussiness with, they are still allowed to call you.

    Also, you should check on the requirement of a line for the security system. Normally security systems that use such a feature use a seperate copper pair for their transmissions, thus a phone line shouldn't really be necessary.

    1. Re:Sign up for the Do Not Call list by wmspringer · · Score: 1

      Yup...I don't recall for sure if I'm on the federal list or not, but my telemarketing calls all but dissapeared when the Colorado list went into effect. Best thing the state legislature ever did.

  67. weren't the only one offended by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 2, Informative

    "The communications industry contributes to a national Universal Service Fund that underwrites uneconomical service in sparsely populated areas, but it has yet to be activated in Louisiana, said Curtin, leaving BellSouth stuck with the tab. But the Louisiana Public Service Commission said it expected to reimburse BellSouth out of a new state service fund next year."

    Last I checked *I* contributed to this becuase the phone
    companies feel the need to be reimbursed for the cost of
    business of their (near) monopolies. That LA would consider further reimbursing HellSouth is galling.

    1. Re:weren't the only one offended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not further reimbursing; it's just reimbursing in a different way.

  68. My Dad got a wired phone in 1998 by bigmoosie · · Score: 2, Informative

    He had been living at his cabin in the woods for 4 years before he got a phone line. It was only 1/2 mile, but 10K$ was a pretty steep price to pay and have polls sunk and trees trimmed. He used a cell phone but that was rather expensive and even with a monster cell antenna on the roof, if there was a cloud over the house there was no reception. He ran off of gas and a generator for 2 years and put solar power in. Just recently he had power lines run out to his house.

    For me, it's cheaper to use a cell phone than a land line. Plus with cellular number portability, I can take my number anywhere I move to and not have to worry about giving a new number out to people.

    ~ryan

    PS I live in VT.

    1. Re:My Dad got a wired phone in 1998 by I+Sil+Zah · · Score: 1

      How do you get cell phone reception? When I went to school there nothing reached us. The ambulance company had "first responders" that they issued pagers and radios to and even those barely worked outside of the city.

  69. an EXTRA 12 million dollars for rural roads.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Twice what they got last time... Apparently at the expense of lost computer purchases, jobs etc.

    Maybe priorities are wrong?

    http://www.klfy.com/Global/story.asp?S=2706433

  70. Re:Phone lines in Louisiana by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    get it right retard. That was Georgia.

  71. Re:it's $25+tax for unlimited calling by MmmDee · · Score: 1

    Glad to hear from a satisfied Vonage user. Looking at reviews over the internet, you see so many pro's and con's. I was all set to jump on VoIP when they decided to let SBC control prices on the critical internet-to-POTS connection. I was taking a step back to see how Vonage/Packet 8/et al responded pricewise.

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  72. 6.2% by Bz3rk · · Score: 0

    Still, 6.2% sounds high. It might be counting all the cabins and get-a-ways people own on lakes and in the mountians that don't have phone lines?

  73. WTF-Isolationism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "What the fuck have we been paying that universal service fee for?"

    Maybe the better question is: "WTF why am I living in a society?" Just think, not living in a society means that you'll never have to worry about society placing demands on you, and you on it. You can keep everything you make, and no one can tell you what to do with it. True freedom like the founding fathers intended. But then you wouldn't have all those nice things that being part of a society provides, up to and including a universal transportation system. Payed for from a sort of Universal Fund who's participants most likely asked "What the fuck have we been paying these taxes for?"

    1. Re:WTF-Isolationism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you did not understand the question (hint, reading the article helps) then why did you answer it?

  74. Ahhh Louisiana.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Commonly referred to as, "the armpit of the south." To those of us who have been there, or passed though, this comes as no suprise.

  75. U.S. houses != U.S. population by potat0man · · Score: 1


    The math in the post is wrong. Several people live in one house, so the population affected is probably much smaller than the cited number.

  76. Toll stations by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
    In the desert of California and Nevada, there are (or were until recently) certain phone customers that could only be reached through an operator and could only dial out through an operator. These phones are known as toll stations. There is a resort hotel in California whose phone number is Drakesbad - via Susanville - 2.

    -b., whose uncle's phone number in Poland was "Lacko 42" until 2001.

  77. Interesting choice of words by DownloadTHIS · · Score: 1

    That's high tech? By that standard a calculator would be science fiction!

  78. That's not the only spot without phone service.... by mjh49746 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I live close to an area where people cannot get a wire line due to either lack of demand, or prohibitively expensive to service for the income gained, or something like it.

    I read in the local paper last year about some guy trying to get a wired line from the local phone company (Verizon) and they told him it would be about $35,000 or so to hook him up, due to there being no local phone network in the area. Far as I know, he's still without a phone though he said he was going to start his own phone company. That's the last I've heard of that story. Still waiting for him to start his own phone company, too. ;-)

    Case you're all curious, this is not Louisiana, but Northeast Michigan where spots of no land lines aren't unheard of and cell phone service is poor to nonexistant. Basically, I live in a forest and the area is very sparsely populated, but the hunting and fishing is good, girlwatching is a favorite pastime, and you're pretty much guaranteed a White Christmas.

    I imagine there's quite a few places in the Upper Penninsula that don't have phone service either as a lot of it is definately undeveloped forestland out there. However, I can't answer anyone that question for sure.

  79. In this day and age ??? by sxpert · · Score: 1

    What the hell, they are going to pull copper pairs to each of those houses ???
    couln't they just pull a 10GE fiber and each house would have had a 1G internet connection, with phone and catv ???
    pfff pathetic

    1. Re:In this day and age ??? by I+Sil+Zah · · Score: 1

      Ah, but the state is making Bellsouth do this. For those of you that aren't from Louisiana (or any other similar region) Bellsouth provides phone and broadband service only. However, if they made Cox Communications do it, they provide phone, cable and internet. But even then, corporations would still be griping about the cost and Cox would probably raise the rates for the rest of the state. (Anyone notice how much cable costs down here now)

  80. Land lines do have advantages by I+Sil+Zah · · Score: 1

    There are added advantages to land lines over cell towers. Granted cell phones have added mobility, but you get hit with overage charges and service contracts. Land lines (once they're installed) the service is cheaper, you can have broadband (at a much cheaper rate than wireless broadband) and during bad weather, provided your lines are underground, you still have good service. Also, living in Louisiana, there are certain are very difficult to get good coverage, whether it be land or wireless, just because of the geography and the sparse population.

  81. Run your life, don't run with the herd by abulafia · · Score: 1
    The Amish are regressive and creepy, to a big city denizen like me. I would never like to be a part of a religious community that takes such a strong interest in my personal life.

    That said, there's a lot that it interesting about how the Amish regulate technology. My family used to buy milk (the unpasturized in-a-jug sort) from them, and some members of my family provide medical services to some of them.

    I think you get the emphasis slightly wrong. While there is a "sanctity of the house" sort of thing going on, it isn't that simple. What is important is continuity of worship, maintenence of the community, and the notion that most of the world is out to get you. And, honestly, the third part of that isn't unreasonable, if you wrap your head around the first part, and then the second follows. There's also a notion of severance from the worldly-world; they participate, in recognition of physics, but would rather not, and as a compromise, enforce a barrier built out of arms-length dealing, clothing, and behaviour.

    To be honest, they're my favorite cult, if I had to pick one. Menonites can be(and are, in places) a lot worse, and Adventists seem to spend a lot of time on the separation issue, to the pain of the adherents. I haven't had much contact with others, but we can all read about them.

    For the record, I'm an athiest by faith, an agnostic by thought, and mostly interested in mathematical abstractions, which inform my worldview in much the same way that religion does for others. So what do I know, I'm a kook, as these things go.

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  82. article is a troll... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The sole purpose of the submitter was to throw mud on the US for apparently not giving access to such a basic service to every man, woman, and child, regardless of the massive size of the US and the utter remoteness of some areas. Shall we ammend the Declaration of Independence to accommodate the submitter's ever-expanding list of people's rights - life liberty, the pursuit of happiness, free quality healthcare for all, free food, free housing, high self-esteem, and now a telephone for every man, woman, and child living in the most remote corner of the country? Seriously, if you want a welfare state then go to Europe.

    1. Re:article is a troll... by kennybain · · Score: 1
      I disagree. I do not think the intent of the article was to throw mud on the US... but rather the big telcos that would rather provide over-priced services in high-density areas and squash competition.

      In LA, on every phone bill, there is a tax levied to provide funding for the telcos to deploy service in areas that are so rural they will never recoup their investment. BellSouth will simply draw money from this fund to pay for this. So in reality, the taxpayers of the state have already funded this... it's just a matter of pulling the telcos away from the big-city feeding trough and get them to provide basic telephone service to a small, rural community.

  83. Re:No Phone != Primitive == Example: China by XchristX · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The problem with these kinds of WASP white-trash is that the generations of inbreeding have rendered their IQ's so low, combined with their belief that their race has been chosen by their God to murder all the others, that they have to justify their hatred by pointing out the so called "barbaric" acts of other non-Aryan societies. All this while they vote for thugs, burn African-Americans alive, and spread anti-semetic proaganda among their own ranks.

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  84. Hello? by JumperCable · · Score: 0

    Vacation properties.

    Some people actually want places that are removed from technology as far as possible.

    And from the sound of the ages of the people in the towns being interviewed, they will be DEAD by the time it gets rolled out. Why bother?

  85. They all have banjos though. by koan · · Score: 1

    Seriously how many times in the past year have I dreamed of a place with nothing electronic in it...no phones, computers, TV's ETC.

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  86. Re:No Phone != Primitive == Example: China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck you, whitey

  87. Universal Service by Detritus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In past surveys, one of the major reasons that people do not have telephones is financial. Poor people often have bad credit, the telephone company wants all old bills paid before restoring service, the telephone company wants a large deposit, the head-of-household is unable to control usage of the telephone by other family members and visitors, and the cost is unpredictable. A typical scenario is that a household gets a telephone, the service gets abused for long distance and other premium calls, the household gets a large bill that they can't pay, the bill doesn't get paid, resulting in termination of service and a poor credit reference. Restoration of service would be expensive and would just setup the household for another cycle of abuse and disconnection. As a solution, some people have suggested requiring the telephone company to offer a fixed-cost service that would have permanent blocks for long distance and premium calls. The bill would be guaranteed to be $X a month, no matter how the phone was used.

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  88. Baptists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Even Baptists have a website now!

    What's a Methodist? A Baptist that can read.

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  89. More usual Louisiana Business... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sadly in the year 2005 a community which has been asking the Louisiana Government to act on this for an incredibly long time.

    What's even more interesting? A news.com article suggests the reason why service has not been installed is that no Telco claims the area and it's too expensive. News.com also suggests the reason why no service has been installed is the USF is not available in Louisiana. Last time I checked Louisiana residents are still being hit for the Universal Service Fund on every single Residential and Business phone line.

    It's sad the Louisiana Public Service Commission is more concerned about tow trucks without proper documentation than providing a simple service with available State and Federal monies. Don't believe me, go to http://www.lpsc.org/ and review the public records.

    1. Re:More usual Louisiana Business... by kennybain · · Score: 1
      You make an excellent point - business as usual in LA. I live in the northern part of the state and see this all the time. However, I do believe that LA residents have realized that in the technology markets (such as broadband), we are being left behind. I hope the LPSC will get out of bed with the Telco's and push them to do what they should have done years ago.

      My company approached the state about installing multiple towers around town and in a couple of locations outside of town to deliver broaband internet to Mink - over which we could deliver phone service through VoIP. I never heard from anyone after the 2nd email when I outlined my proposal... Business as usual. If it doesn't conform to the "old way" of doing this... forget it.

      Still, the exciting part thing that is not mentioned in this article is what is being done elsewhere in LA. All over the state, little communities are jumping on the wireless broadband-wagon, er bandwagon, um... well you get the idea! I predict we'll see some exciting things happen in LA in 2005 as more and more communities embrace the technology that is available.

    2. Re:More usual Louisiana Business... by SnoBall · · Score: 0
      I live in the Southern part of LA, in a little town called Larose. And I've been having DSL service for near 2 years.
      I predict we'll see some exciting things happen in LA in 2005 as more and more communities embrace the technology that is available.

      Yeah, I'm still waiting for a LUG (Linux User Group) to start up in my area. =P
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  90. Re:No Phone != Primitive == Example: China by Sergeant+Beavis · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Go away, your not helping the Coonass cause.

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  91. Re:Ain't nuthin illegal in Louisiana when yer hong by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Moderation -1
    100% Troll

    I don't know which word you didn't understand, TrollMod, but I lived in Louisiana for years. That post is "+1, Funny".

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  92. Fiber by cbr2702 · · Score: 1

    At this point that would actually be a decent idea. Why run landline phone service when running new fiber would be about the same and could provide Internet (and they could use VoIP).

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  93. Not all that unusual by gone.fishing · · Score: 1

    Before I moved to Minneapolis, I lived in out-state Minnesota where I was aware of several pockets of people living "off-grid." They did not have phone service or electric service. In some cases this was by choice, the residents didn't even work at getting these services. I personally did without wired phone for many years (and didn't have a cel phone either).

    These things are not necessities, they are options. In some cases, people don't want them. In other cases, companies don't want to go to the expense of delivering the service.

    Living off grid or without a phone, does not mean you are a luddite. Today, you can power your home with generators or solar power and you can have a cellular phone (if there is service in the area). In some remote places there is a rural radio telephone service. This is used when the expense of delivering phone service via wire is too costly. It is like high powered analog service.

    My favorite fishing lake has no cellular service, even my work-required "nation-wide" pager won't beep when I am out there! This is part of what attracts me to this particular lake. On one end of the lake, there is a small community of cabins that do not have electricity. They seem to like it that way. They all have nice boats and those terrible jet-ski's and all sorts of other toy so it is not like they can't afford it.

    1. Re:Not all that unusual by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I sometimes wonder if we'd be better off if everyone were forced to make do "the old-fashioned way" (candles and outhouse) for a few months. Not to "show 'em how the other half lives", but to force them to learn some basic survival-mode thought processes, the sort that teach you what really is or isn't necessary, and that some stuff has to be done RIGHT if you want to keep on living.

      And yes, I *have* lived without electricity (several months), phone (7 years), running water (24 years), and central heating (29 years). You figure out how to work with or around it and life goes on, if less conveniently. I wouldn't willingly go back to it, but I *can* if I have to, and I don't come unwound if something isn't working for a while.

      And sometimes a quiet evening by candlelight, far from civilization, is just plain nice.

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  94. Re:That's not the only spot without phone service. by chawly · · Score: 1

    I really think everybody should get to do what he wants to do - free country and free people etc. But just tell me how you earn your living, please ? Just curious ....

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  95. Let's see if I got this right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the old telephone companies haven't yet wired Louisiana, and the states are crying about taxing and controlling voip so rural service is provided?

    Is my understanding of this correct?

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